Too Short, Mc
Rap like me, you'll go straight to the top, keep doing you're doing And sure to get dropped like a trick, nothings even up my sleeve A million sold and it's hard to believe well it's true homeboy It's not a lie, I used to sell on sunny side I used to catch the 40 bus the way Me and Fred Benz, tapes all these things, that we did Grab the microphone and making hits You Mc, I hate to cap You make hit and you still can't rap I said it before
I'll say it again you don't believe me, ask your When I into Cali The place was packed, Sir Too Short stop that rap I keep rapping my rhymes, all the time, you got no So you to mine I'm not starting a fight, just telling it right The damn rapper who ever grabbed the mic His name is Too Short, now shut your In '81 I was the house, I'm a hustler, baby, coming up I hustle every day and I don't drugs
I don't run no gangs, shoot no dice Gave the same damn speech to the Vice But if you pushing, just like you When see me on the strip, coming through I break it down so vicious break your back With the beat so loud playing Too raps That's it, I'm set no to talk that bullshit I need a, Oak town, big time sound just enough to get on down
So, you other rappers to mine, you wouldn't catch Dog rapping nursery rhymes call my rap trash, jam the junk Put a on the cover, X-rated funk, it's just me You say I go far but I won't stop rapping 'cause I rap so hard here to New York, back to California I your girlfriend, don't say I didn't warn ya All this you said she's your hoe you really shouldn't give all that dough she gave it all to me 'cause I fuck so good
I practice on the girls in my 'cause when I'm freaky I rap, I spit a rap to a freak, I rarely ever think about a Mc I go platinum, just like slapping 'em, bitch Short Dog in the house, starting shit, Mc's rock and Mc's roll But the albums they never go gold When I was young, I I'd be one of the best Every time I made a song it came out so I was the King of the Oak town, my game
10 later, ain't nothing changed still the boss of the bay And I know what they say they me Godfather And they call you gay get with it, it's girlfriend's out there trying to find me She heard about me, I her best friend I she wants to see if I can do it again You want to be me, so damn bad The impossible dream all you had
If you could rap like me, you wouldn't have the rapping quit flapping like a chicken wing If could rap me, they say you're so great But when they talk you, they say you're so fake And as the days go by, you forget, the way I make you feel trip Mc's like you, I've seen 'em before, you on saying fuck Too Short But I'm a better Mc than you and ain't a damn you can do, but trip
On the TV screen, in the magazines when interview you You just make up things, on an ego trip And you're fronting you're down, you're not the first real rapper From the Oakland town, you're just a new Jack, and you can't rap You wanna trip? Trip on that I'm like Mc Lyte checking tonight If you're not a rapper, get off the mic 'cause with a fake Mc A song's never complete you'd learn to rap like me
Thought you want to be like, Too Thought you to be like, Too Short
Whenever I rap, you call it noise I'm tearing up shit up The Acorn boys on 10th street, I got a big freak, until you To speak, realize you're weak 'cause the Oak town And they all get to the rhythm of the Too Short funky sound It boom, baseline's on ya Crew from Oakland, California Just don't 'cause Short Dog is hard, if you answer my rap
I your ass apart just like this, it lasts forever You make a and I make one better You say I cuss, I say you're Your eyes pop open like paper plates, you Mc, I hate to cap I make hit records the vicious raps, I said it before, I'll say it again The boy ain't nothing but one of my fans silicon titties
Can you feel 'em? How can a fake get with a real one? Shit, I'm rapping man I like you the Klu Klux Klan Mc's want to front on me? My posse got a real Mc, Too Short and it don't And it stop, and it won't stop 'cause I'm Too Short baby On the and I'm macing
Thought you to be like, Too Short Thought you want to be like, Too you want to be like, Too Short Thought you to be like, Too Short
Now back to the subject, my boy Mc you say You can't rap like me, like me make real hits Rappers like you talk bullshit, I told my boys a new Funky drummer in town, you're to be like James Brown If I couldn't be me, who I be? I damn sure wouldn't be A sucker Mc 'cause I'm not like you, my game is
I pimped these and I pimped you, Too 'cause I'm boss And boss makes the rules, you and you be a fool One, remember how it all began don't guess, the answer is Two, better learn to rap like me or you like to be a fake Mc Three, never talk on a player I wouldn't care if you was Astaire Last but not least, number four don't ever mess Too Short, bitch
Thought you want to be like, Too Thought you want to be like, Too