Too Short, Mc
Rap like me, you'll go straight to the top, keep doing what you're And you're sure to get like a trick, nothings even up my sleeve A million albums sold and hard to believe well it's true homeboy It's not a lie, I used to tapes on sunny side I used to the 40 bus around the way Me and Fred Benz, slanging tapes all these things, we did Grab the microphone and start making You Mc, I hate to cap You make hit and you still can't rap I said it before
I'll say it again you believe me, ask your fans When I into Cali The was packed, Sir Too Short don't stop that rap I keep rapping my rhymes, all the time, you got no So you listen to mine I'm not starting a fight, just telling it The best damn rapper who ever the mic His is Too Short, now shut your mouth In '81 I was rocking the house, I'm a hustler, baby, up I hustle every day and I sell drugs
I don't run no gangs, don't no dice Gave the same damn speech to the Oakland But if you pushing, just like you When see me on the strip, coming through I break it down so vicious break your back the beat so loud playing Too Short raps That's it, I'm set no need to that bullshit I a, Oak town, big time sound just enough beat to get on down
So, you other listen to mine, you wouldn't catch Short Dog rapping nursery rhymes call my rap trash, jam the Put a sticker on the cover, X-rated funk, it's me You say I won't go far but I won't stop rapping I rap so hard From to New York, back to California I your girlfriend, don't say I didn't warn ya All this you said she's your hoe you really shouldn't give Baby all that dough she it all to me 'cause I fuck so good
I practice on the girls in my neighborhood 'cause when I'm I rap, I spit a rap to a freak, I rarely ever think a sucker Mc I go platinum, it's just slapping 'em, bitch Short Dog in the house, starting shit, Mc's rock and Mc's roll But the albums make never go gold When I was young, I I'd be one of the best Every time I a song it came out so fresh I was the King of the Oak town, my game
10 years later, ain't nothing changed still the of the bay And I know what say they call me Godfather And call you gay get with it, it's 1990 Your girlfriend's out there to find me She about me, I fucked her best friend I she wants to see if I can do it again You want to be like me, so bad The impossible dream all you had
If you could rap like me, you wouldn't have the Start rapping quit flapping like a chicken If could rap like me, say you're so great But when they talk about you, say you're so fake And as the go by, you can't forget, the way I make you feel trip Mc's you, I've seen 'em before, you keep on saying fuck Too Short But I'm a better Mc you and ain't a damn thing you can do, but trip
On the TV screen, in the magazines they interview you You just make up things, you're on an ego And fronting like you're down, you're not the first real rapper From the Oakland town, you're a new Jack, and you can't even rap You wanna Trip on that I'm like Mc Lyte checking hoes tonight If you're not a real rapper, get off the mic 'cause a fake Mc A song's never complete you'd learn to rap like me
Thought you want to be like, Too you want to be like, Too Short
Whenever I rap, you call it I'm tearing up shit up like The Acorn on 10th street, I got a big freak, until you learn To speak, you're weak 'cause it's the Oak town And all get down to the rhythm of the Too Short funky sound It goes boom, on ya Dangerous Crew from Oakland, Just don't front 'cause Short Dog is hard, if you my rap
I tear your ass apart just this, it lasts forever You a song and I make one better You say I cuss, I say you're Your eyes pop like paper plates, you fronting Mc, I hate to cap I make hit records the vicious raps, I said it before, I'll say it again The boy ain't nothing but one of my like silicon titties
Can you feel 'em? How can a rapper get with a real one? Shit, I'm rapping man I like you like the Klu Klux Klan want to front on me? My got a real Mc, Too Short and it don't stop And it don't stop, and it stop 'cause I'm Too Short baby On the and I'm macing
you want to be like, Too Short Thought you want to be like, Too you want to be like, Too Short Thought you to be like, Too Short
Now to the subject, my boy Mc whatever you say You rap like me, rappers like me make real hits Rappers like you talk bullshit, I my boys there's a new Funky drummer in town, trying to be like James Brown If I be me, who would I be? I damn sure wouldn't be A sucker Mc I'm not like you, my game is true
I pimped these hoes and I pimped you, Too 'cause I'm And boss the rules, you disobey and you be a fool One, remember how it all began guess, the answer is Oakland Two, you'd better learn to rap me or you like to be a fake Mc Three, never talk down on a I wouldn't care if you was Astaire but not least, number four don't ever mess with Too Short, bitch
Thought you to be like, Too Short you want to be like, Too Short