Luyện nghe bài hát Rap Like Me

Too Short, Mc

Rap me, you'll go straight to the top, keep doing what you're doing
And you're sure to get dropped a trick, nothings even up my sleeve
A million albums sold and hard to believe well it's true homeboy
It's not a lie, I used to tapes on sunny side
I used to catch the 40 bus the way
Me and Fred Benz, slanging tapes all things, that we did
Grab the microphone and start hits
You Mc, I hate to cap
You make hit records and you still can't rap I it before

say it again you don't believe me, ask your fans
When I walked into
The place was packed, Sir Too Short stop that rap
I rapping my rhymes, all the time, you got no rhymes
So you listen to I'm not starting a fight, just telling it right
The damn rapper who ever grabbed the mic
His is Too Short, now shut your mouth
In '81 I was rocking the house, I'm a hustler, baby, up
I hustle day and I don't sell drugs

I don't run no gangs, don't shoot no
Gave the damn speech to the Oakland Vice
But if you pushing, just like you
When see me on the strip, coming through
I it down so vicious it'll break your back
the beat so loud playing Too Short raps
That's it, I'm set no need to that bullshit
I need a, Oak town, big time sound just beat to get on down

So, you other rappers listen to mine, you catch
Short Dog nursery rhymes call my rap trash, jam the junk
Put a sticker on the cover, funk, it's just me
You say I won't go far but I won't stop rapping 'cause I rap so
From here to New York, back to
I bumped your girlfriend, don't say I warn ya
All time you said she's your hoe you really shouldn't give
Baby all that she gave it all to me 'cause I fuck so good

I practice on the girls in my neighborhood 'cause when I'm
I rap, I spit a rap to a freak, I ever think about a sucker Mc
I go platinum, it's just like 'em, bitch
Short Dog in the house, starting shit, Mc's rock and Mc's roll
But the albums they make never go
I was young, I knew I'd be one of the best
Every time I made a song it out so fresh
I was the King of the Oak town, my game

10 years later, nothing changed still the boss of the bay
And I know what they say they call me
And they call you gay get it, it's 1990
Your out there trying to find me
She heard about me, I fucked her friend
I guess she to see if I can do it again
You to be like me, so damn bad
The impossible dream all you had

If you could rap like me, you wouldn't have the
rapping quit flapping like a chicken wing
If could rap like me, they say so great
But they talk about you, they say you're so fake
And as the days go by, you can't forget, the way I you feel trip
Mc's like you, I've seen 'em before, you keep on fuck Too Short
But I'm a Mc than you and ain't a damn thing you can do, but trip

On the TV screen, in the magazines they interview you
You just make up things, on an ego trip
And you're fronting like you're down, you're not the first rapper
the Oakland town, you're just a new Jack, and you can't even rap
You wanna trip? Trip on that I'm like Mc Lyte checking hoes
If you're not a real rapper, get off the mic 'cause with a Mc
A song's never you'd better learn to rap like me

Thought you want to be like, Too
Thought you to be like, Too Short

Whenever I rap, you call it noise I'm tearing up shit up
The Acorn boys on street, I got a big freak, until you learn
To speak, realize you're weak it's the Oak town
And they all get down to the rhythm of the Too funky sound
It boom, baseline's on ya
Dangerous Crew from Oakland,
don't front 'cause Short Dog is hard, if you answer my rap

I your ass apart just like this, it lasts forever
You make a song and I make one
You say I cuss, I say fake
Your eyes pop like paper plates, you fronting Mc, I hate to cap
I make hit records with the raps, I said it before, I'll say it again
The boy ain't nothing but one of my fans silicon titties

Can you feel 'em? How can a fake rapper get with a one?
Shit, I'm that man
I you like the Klu Klux Klan Mc's want to front on me?
My posse got a real Mc, Too Short and it stop
And it stop, and it won't stop 'cause I'm Too Short baby
On the microphone and I'm

Thought you want to be like, Too
you want to be like, Too Short
Thought you want to be like, Too
you want to be like, Too Short

Now back to the subject, my boy Mc you say
You can't rap me, rappers like me make real hits
like you talk bullshit, I told my boys there's a new
Funky drummer in town, you're to be like James Brown
If I couldn't be me, who would I be? I damn sure be
A sucker Mc I'm not like you, my game is true

I pimped hoes and I pimped you, Too 'cause I'm boss
And makes the rules, you disobey and you be a fool
One, remember how it all don't guess, the answer is Oakland
Two, you'd learn to rap like me or you like to be a fake Mc
Three, talk down on a player
I care if you was Fred Astaire
Last but not least, four don't ever mess with Too Short, bitch

Thought you want to be like, Too
Thought you want to be like, Too