Too Short, Mc
Rap like me, you'll go straight to the top, keep doing what you're And you're sure to get dropped a trick, nothings even up my sleeve A million albums sold and it's hard to believe well it's homeboy It's not a lie, I used to sell tapes on sunny I used to catch the 40 bus the way Me and Benz, slanging tapes all these things, that we did the microphone and start making hits You Mc, I hate to cap You make hit records and you can't rap I said it before
I'll say it again you don't believe me, ask fans When I walked Cali The place was packed, Sir Too Short don't stop rap I keep rapping my rhymes, all the time, you got no So you to mine I'm not starting a fight, just telling it right The best rapper who ever grabbed the mic His is Too Short, now shut your mouth In '81 I was the house, I'm a hustler, baby, coming up I every day and I don't sell drugs
I don't run no gangs, shoot no dice Gave the damn speech to the Oakland Vice But if you keep pushing, like you When they see me on the strip, through I break it down so it'll break your back With the so loud playing Too Short raps That's it, I'm set no need to talk bullshit I need a, Oak town, big time sound just enough to get on down
So, you other rappers listen to mine, you wouldn't Dog rapping nursery rhymes call my rap trash, jam the junk Put a sticker on the cover, X-rated funk, it's me You say I won't go far but I stop rapping 'cause I rap so hard From here to New York, to California I your girlfriend, don't say I didn't warn ya All this you said she's your hoe you really shouldn't give Baby all that she gave it all to me 'cause I fuck so good
I practice on the girls in my 'cause when I'm freaky I rap, I spit a rap to a freak, I rarely think about a sucker Mc I go platinum, it's just slapping 'em, bitch Short Dog in the house, some shit, Mc's rock and Mc's roll But the albums they never go gold When I was young, I I'd be one of the best Every time I a song it came out so fresh I was the King of the Oak town, spitting my
10 years later, ain't nothing changed still the of the bay And I know what they say they me Godfather And they call you gay get with it, it's Your girlfriend's out there to find me She heard about me, I fucked her best I guess she wants to see if I can do it You to be like me, so damn bad The dream all you Mc's had
If you could rap me, you wouldn't have the dream Start rapping quit like a chicken wing If could rap me, they say you're so great But when they talk about you, say you're so fake And as the go by, you can't forget, the way I make you feel trip Mc's you, I've seen 'em before, you keep on saying fuck Too Short But I'm a better Mc you and ain't a damn thing you can do, but trip
On the TV screen, in the when they interview you You just make up things, on an ego trip And you're fronting like you're down, you're not the real rapper From the town, you're just a new Jack, and you can't even rap You wanna trip? Trip on that I'm like Mc Lyte checking tonight If you're not a rapper, get off the mic 'cause with a fake Mc A song's never complete better learn to rap like me
Thought you to be like, Too Short you want to be like, Too Short
Whenever I rap, you call it noise I'm tearing up up like The boys on 10th street, I got a big freak, until you learn To speak, realize you're 'cause it's the Oak town And all get down to the rhythm of the Too Short funky sound It goes boom, on ya Crew from Oakland, California Just don't front 'cause Short Dog is hard, if you my rap
I tear your ass just like this, it lasts forever You make a and I make one better You say I cuss, I say fake Your eyes pop open like paper plates, you Mc, I hate to cap I make hit records with the vicious raps, I said it before, I'll say it The boy ain't nothing but one of my like silicon titties
Can you feel How can a fake rapper get with a real one? Shit, I'm rapping man I like you the Klu Klux Klan Mc's want to front on me? My posse got a real Mc, Too Short and it don't And it don't stop, and it stop 'cause I'm Too Short baby On the and I'm macing
Thought you to be like, Too Short Thought you to be like, Too Short you want to be like, Too Short Thought you want to be like, Too
Now back to the subject, my boy Mc you say You can't rap me, rappers like me make real hits Rappers like you talk bullshit, I told my boys a new Funky in town, you're trying to be like James Brown If I couldn't be me, who would I be? I sure wouldn't be A sucker Mc 'cause I'm not like you, my is true
I these hoes and I pimped you, Too 'cause I'm boss And makes the rules, you disobey and you be a fool One, remember how it all don't guess, the answer is Oakland Two, you'd better learn to rap like me or you like to be a Mc Three, never down on a player I care if you was Fred Astaire Last but not least, number four ever mess with Too Short, bitch
Thought you want to be like, Too Thought you to be like, Too Short