Too Short, Mc
Rap me, you'll go straight to the top, keep doing what you're doing And you're to get dropped like a trick, nothings even up my sleeve A million albums sold and it's hard to believe it's true homeboy It's not a lie, I used to tapes on sunny side I used to catch the 40 bus the way Me and Benz, slanging tapes all these things, that we did Grab the microphone and making hits You fronting Mc, I to cap You make hit records and you still can't rap I it before
I'll say it again you believe me, ask your fans When I walked into The was packed, Sir Too Short don't stop that rap I keep my rhymes, all the time, you got no rhymes So you listen to mine I'm not starting a fight, just telling it The best damn rapper who grabbed the mic His is Too Short, now shut your mouth In '81 I was the house, I'm a hustler, baby, coming up I hustle every day and I don't drugs
I don't run no gangs, shoot no dice Gave the damn speech to the Oakland Vice But if you pushing, just like you When see me on the strip, coming through I break it down so vicious it'll your back With the beat so loud playing Too raps That's it, I'm set no to talk that bullshit I need a, Oak town, big time sound just enough to get on down
So, you other listen to mine, you wouldn't catch Short Dog rapping rhymes call my rap trash, jam the junk Put a on the cover, X-rated funk, it's just me You say I won't go far but I stop rapping 'cause I rap so hard From here to New York, back to I your girlfriend, don't say I didn't warn ya All this time you said she's hoe you really shouldn't give Baby all that dough she gave it all to me 'cause I so good
I practice on the girls in my neighborhood 'cause I'm freaky I rap, I spit a rap to a freak, I rarely ever about a sucker Mc I go platinum, it's just slapping 'em, bitch Short Dog in the house, starting some shit, rock and Mc's roll But the albums they make never go When I was young, I knew I'd be one of the time I made a song it came out so fresh I was the King of the Oak town, my game
10 years later, ain't changed still the boss of the bay And I know what say they call me Godfather And call you gay get with it, it's 1990 Your girlfriend's out there trying to me She heard about me, I her best friend I guess she wants to see if I can do it You want to be me, so damn bad The impossible dream all you had
If you could rap like me, you wouldn't have the Start rapping quit flapping like a chicken If could rap like me, they say you're so But when they about you, they say you're so fake And as the go by, you can't forget, the way I make you feel trip Mc's like you, seen 'em before, you keep on saying fuck Too Short But I'm a better Mc than you and ain't a damn thing you can do, but
On the TV screen, in the when they interview you You just up things, you're on an ego trip And you're fronting like down, you're not the first real rapper From the town, you're just a new Jack, and you can't even rap You wanna trip? Trip on that I'm like Mc Lyte checking hoes If not a real rapper, get off the mic 'cause with a fake Mc A never complete you'd better learn to rap like me
Thought you want to be like, Too Thought you to be like, Too Short
Whenever I rap, you call it noise I'm tearing up up like The boys on 10th street, I got a big freak, until you learn To speak, realize you're weak 'cause the Oak town And they all get to the rhythm of the Too Short funky sound It goes boom, on ya Dangerous from Oakland, California don't front 'cause Short Dog is hard, if you answer my rap
I tear your ass apart like this, it lasts forever You a song and I make one better You say I cuss, I say fake eyes pop open like paper plates, you fronting Mc, I hate to cap I make hit records the vicious raps, I said it before, I'll say it again The boy ain't but one of my fans like silicon titties
Can you feel 'em? How can a fake rapper get with a real Shit, I'm rapping man I like you like the Klu Klux Mc's want to front on me? My got a real Mc, Too Short and it don't stop And it stop, and it won't stop 'cause I'm Too Short baby On the microphone and I'm
Thought you to be like, Too Short Thought you want to be like, Too Thought you to be like, Too Short Thought you want to be like, Too
Now to the subject, my boy Mc whatever you say You can't rap like me, rappers like me real hits Rappers like you talk bullshit, I told my boys a new Funky drummer in town, you're trying to be like Brown If I couldn't be me, who would I be? I damn wouldn't be A sucker Mc I'm not like you, my game is true
I these hoes and I pimped you, Too 'cause I'm boss And boss makes the rules, you disobey and you be a One, remember how it all began guess, the answer is Oakland Two, you'd learn to rap like me or you like to be a fake Mc Three, never talk on a player I care if you was Fred Astaire Last but not least, number four don't ever with Too Short, bitch
you want to be like, Too Short Thought you to be like, Too Short