Too Short, Mc
Rap like me, you'll go straight to the top, keep what you're doing And you're sure to get dropped a trick, nothings even up my sleeve A million albums sold and it's hard to believe well it's true not a lie, I used to sell tapes on sunny side I to catch the 40 bus around the way Me and Fred Benz, slanging tapes all these things, we did Grab the and start making hits You fronting Mc, I to cap You make hit records and you still rap I said it before
say it again you don't believe me, ask your fans When I into Cali The place was packed, Sir Too Short stop that rap I keep rapping my rhymes, all the time, you got no So you listen to I'm not starting a fight, just telling it right The best rapper who ever grabbed the mic His is Too Short, now shut your mouth In '81 I was the house, I'm a hustler, baby, coming up I hustle every day and I don't sell
I don't run no gangs, don't no dice Gave the same damn speech to the Vice But if you keep pushing, just you When see me on the strip, coming through I break it down so vicious it'll your back With the beat so loud Too Short raps it, I'm set no need to talk that bullshit I need a, Oak town, big time sound just beat to get on down
So, you other rappers to mine, you wouldn't catch Short Dog nursery rhymes call my rap trash, jam the junk Put a sticker on the cover, X-rated funk, just me You say I won't go far but I won't stop rapping I rap so hard here to New York, back to California I bumped your girlfriend, say I didn't warn ya All this time you said she's your hoe you shouldn't give all that dough she gave it all to me 'cause I fuck so good
I practice on the girls in my neighborhood 'cause I'm freaky I rap, I spit a rap to a freak, I rarely ever think a sucker Mc I go platinum, it's just like 'em, bitch Short Dog in the house, starting some shit, Mc's rock and roll But the albums make never go gold When I was young, I I'd be one of the best Every time I made a song it out so fresh I was the of the Oak town, spitting my game
10 years later, ain't nothing still the boss of the bay And I know they say they call me Godfather And they you gay get with it, it's 1990 girlfriend's out there trying to find me She heard about me, I her best friend I guess she to see if I can do it again You want to be me, so damn bad The impossible all you Mc's had
If you could rap like me, you wouldn't the dream Start rapping quit like a chicken wing If could rap like me, they say you're so But when they talk you, they say you're so fake And as the days go by, you can't forget, the way I you feel trip Mc's like you, I've seen 'em before, you on saying fuck Too Short But I'm a Mc than you and ain't a damn thing you can do, but trip
On the TV screen, in the magazines when they you You make up things, you're on an ego trip And fronting like you're down, you're not the first real rapper From the Oakland town, just a new Jack, and you can't even rap You wanna trip? Trip on I'm like Mc Lyte checking hoes tonight If you're not a real rapper, get off the mic with a fake Mc A song's never complete you'd learn to rap like me
Thought you want to be like, Too Thought you to be like, Too Short
Whenever I rap, you call it noise I'm up shit up like The Acorn boys on 10th street, I got a big freak, until you To speak, realize weak 'cause it's the Oak town And they all get down to the of the Too Short funky sound It boom, baseline's on ya Crew from Oakland, California Just front 'cause Short Dog is hard, if you answer my rap
I your ass apart just like this, it lasts forever You a song and I make one better You say I cuss, I say you're eyes pop open like paper plates, you fronting Mc, I hate to cap I hit records with the vicious raps, I said it before, I'll say it again The boy ain't nothing but one of my fans silicon titties
Can you feel 'em? How can a rapper get with a real one? Shit, I'm rapping man I like you like the Klu Klux Klan Mc's to front on me? My got a real Mc, Too Short and it don't stop And it don't stop, and it won't stop 'cause I'm Too baby On the microphone and I'm
you want to be like, Too Short Thought you to be like, Too Short Thought you want to be like, Too Thought you want to be like, Too
Now back to the subject, my boy Mc you say You can't rap like me, rappers me make real hits Rappers like you talk bullshit, I my boys there's a new Funky drummer in town, you're trying to be James Brown If I couldn't be me, who would I be? I sure wouldn't be A sucker Mc 'cause I'm not you, my game is true
I these hoes and I pimped you, Too 'cause I'm boss And boss makes the rules, you disobey and you be a One, remember how it all began don't guess, the answer is Two, you'd better to rap like me or you like to be a fake Mc Three, never talk down on a I wouldn't care if you was Astaire Last but not least, number four ever mess with Too Short, bitch
Thought you to be like, Too Short Thought you to be like, Too Short