Too Short, Mc
Rap like me, you'll go straight to the top, keep doing what you're And you're sure to get dropped like a trick, even up my sleeve A million albums sold and it's hard to believe well it's homeboy It's not a lie, I to sell tapes on sunny side I used to catch the 40 bus the way Me and Fred Benz, slanging tapes all these things, we did Grab the microphone and start making You fronting Mc, I to cap You make hit and you still can't rap I said it before
I'll say it again you don't believe me, ask fans When I walked into The was packed, Sir Too Short don't stop that rap I keep my rhymes, all the time, you got no rhymes So you to mine I'm not starting a fight, just telling it right The damn rapper who ever grabbed the mic His name is Too Short, now shut your In '81 I was the house, I'm a hustler, baby, coming up I every day and I don't sell drugs
I don't run no gangs, don't shoot no Gave the same damn speech to the Oakland But if you keep pushing, like you they see me on the strip, coming through I break it down so vicious it'll break back With the beat so playing Too Short raps That's it, I'm set no need to that bullshit I need a, Oak town, big sound just enough beat to get on down
So, you other rappers to mine, you wouldn't catch Short Dog rapping nursery rhymes my rap trash, jam the junk Put a sticker on the cover, X-rated funk, just me You say I won't go far but I won't stop rapping 'cause I rap so From here to New York, back to I bumped your girlfriend, say I didn't warn ya All this time you said she's your hoe you really give Baby all that she gave it all to me 'cause I fuck so good
I practice on the girls in my neighborhood 'cause when I'm I rap, I spit a rap to a freak, I rarely ever about a sucker Mc I go platinum, it's like slapping 'em, bitch Short Dog in the house, starting some shit, Mc's rock and Mc's But the albums they make never go When I was young, I I'd be one of the best Every time I made a it came out so fresh I was the King of the Oak town, my game
10 later, ain't nothing changed still the boss of the bay And I know what they say call me Godfather And call you gay get with it, it's 1990 Your girlfriend's out there to find me She heard about me, I her best friend I guess she wants to see if I can do it You want to be like me, so bad The dream all you Mc's had
If you rap like me, you wouldn't have the dream Start rapping quit like a chicken wing If could rap like me, they say so great But when they about you, they say you're so fake And as the go by, you can't forget, the way I make you feel trip Mc's like you, I've 'em before, you keep on saying fuck Too Short But I'm a better Mc than you and ain't a damn thing you can do, but
On the TV screen, in the magazines when they you You just up things, you're on an ego trip And you're fronting like you're down, not the first real rapper From the Oakland town, you're just a new Jack, and you can't rap You wanna trip? Trip on that I'm like Mc Lyte checking hoes If you're not a real rapper, get off the mic 'cause with a Mc A song's complete you'd better learn to rap like me
Thought you to be like, Too Short you want to be like, Too Short
Whenever I rap, you call it noise I'm up shit up like The boys on 10th street, I got a big freak, until you learn To speak, realize you're weak it's the Oak town And they all get down to the of the Too Short funky sound It goes boom, on ya Dangerous from Oakland, California Just front 'cause Short Dog is hard, if you answer my rap
I tear your ass apart just like this, it lasts You make a and I make one better You say I cuss, I say fake Your eyes pop open like plates, you fronting Mc, I hate to cap I make hit records with the vicious raps, I it before, I'll say it again The boy ain't nothing but one of my fans like titties
Can you feel 'em? How can a rapper get with a real one? Shit, I'm rapping man I like you like the Klu Klan Mc's want to front on me? My posse got a real Mc, Too Short and it don't And it don't stop, and it won't stop 'cause I'm Too Short On the and I'm macing
Thought you to be like, Too Short you want to be like, Too Short Thought you want to be like, Too you want to be like, Too Short
Now back to the subject, my boy Mc you say You can't rap like me, rappers me make real hits Rappers like you talk bullshit, I told my boys a new Funky drummer in town, you're trying to be James Brown If I be me, who would I be? I damn sure wouldn't be A Mc 'cause I'm not like you, my game is true
I these hoes and I pimped you, Too 'cause I'm boss And makes the rules, you disobey and you be a fool One, remember how it all began don't guess, the answer is Two, you'd better to rap like me or you like to be a fake Mc Three, talk down on a player I wouldn't if you was Fred Astaire but not least, number four don't ever mess with Too Short, bitch
Thought you want to be like, Too Thought you to be like, Too Short