Too Short, Mc
Rap like me, you'll go straight to the top, doing what you're doing And you're to get dropped like a trick, nothings even up my sleeve A million albums sold and it's to believe well it's true homeboy It's not a lie, I used to sell on sunny side I used to catch the 40 bus the way Me and Benz, slanging tapes all these things, that we did Grab the and start making hits You fronting Mc, I to cap You make hit and you still can't rap I said it before
I'll say it again you believe me, ask your fans When I walked Cali The place was packed, Sir Too don't stop that rap I rapping my rhymes, all the time, you got no rhymes So you listen to mine I'm not a fight, just telling it right The best damn who ever grabbed the mic His is Too Short, now shut your mouth In '81 I was rocking the house, I'm a hustler, baby, up I hustle every day and I don't sell
I don't run no gangs, shoot no dice Gave the same damn speech to the Oakland But if you keep pushing, just you When they see me on the strip, through I it down so vicious it'll break your back With the beat so loud playing Too Short it, I'm set no need to talk that bullshit I need a, Oak town, big sound just enough beat to get on down
So, you rappers listen to mine, you wouldn't catch Dog rapping nursery rhymes call my rap trash, jam the junk Put a sticker on the cover, X-rated funk, just me You say I won't go far but I won't rapping 'cause I rap so hard here to New York, back to California I bumped girlfriend, don't say I didn't warn ya All this time you said your hoe you really shouldn't give Baby all that dough she gave it all to me I fuck so good
I practice on the in my neighborhood 'cause when I'm freaky I rap, I a rap to a freak, I rarely ever think about a sucker Mc I go platinum, it's just like slapping 'em, Short Dog in the house, starting some shit, rock and Mc's roll But the albums they never go gold When I was young, I I'd be one of the best Every I made a song it came out so fresh I was the King of the Oak town, my game
10 years later, ain't nothing changed still the of the bay And I know what say they call me Godfather And call you gay get with it, it's 1990 Your out there trying to find me She heard about me, I her best friend I guess she to see if I can do it again You want to be like me, so bad The impossible dream all you had
If you could rap like me, you have the dream Start rapping quit flapping a chicken wing If could rap me, they say you're so great But when talk about you, they say you're so fake And as the go by, you can't forget, the way I make you feel trip Mc's like you, I've seen 'em before, you keep on fuck Too Short But I'm a Mc than you and ain't a damn thing you can do, but trip
On the TV screen, in the when they interview you You just up things, you're on an ego trip And you're fronting like you're down, you're not the first rapper From the Oakland town, you're a new Jack, and you can't even rap You wanna trip? on that I'm like Mc Lyte checking hoes tonight If you're not a real rapper, get off the mic 'cause with a Mc A song's complete you'd better learn to rap like me
Thought you want to be like, Too Thought you want to be like, Too
Whenever I rap, you call it I'm tearing up shit up like The Acorn boys on street, I got a big freak, until you learn To speak, realize weak 'cause it's the Oak town And all get down to the rhythm of the Too Short funky sound It goes boom, on ya Crew from Oakland, California Just don't front 'cause Dog is hard, if you answer my rap
I tear your ass just like this, it lasts forever You make a song and I make one You say I cuss, I say fake Your eyes pop open paper plates, you fronting Mc, I hate to cap I make hit with the vicious raps, I said it before, I'll say it again The boy ain't nothing but one of my fans silicon titties
Can you feel 'em? How can a fake get with a real one? Shit, I'm rapping man I like you like the Klu Klux Klan Mc's want to on me? My posse got a real Mc, Too Short and it don't And it don't stop, and it stop 'cause I'm Too Short baby On the microphone and I'm
Thought you to be like, Too Short you want to be like, Too Short Thought you to be like, Too Short Thought you want to be like, Too
Now back to the subject, my boy Mc you say You rap like me, rappers like me make real hits Rappers like you talk bullshit, I my boys there's a new Funky drummer in town, you're trying to be like James If I couldn't be me, who would I be? I sure wouldn't be A Mc 'cause I'm not like you, my game is true
I pimped these and I pimped you, Too 'cause I'm boss And makes the rules, you disobey and you be a fool One, how it all began don't guess, the answer is Oakland Two, better learn to rap like me or you like to be a fake Mc Three, never talk on a player I care if you was Fred Astaire Last but not least, four don't ever mess with Too Short, bitch
you want to be like, Too Short Thought you to be like, Too Short