Too Short, Mc
Rap like me, you'll go straight to the top, keep doing what doing And you're sure to get dropped like a trick, nothings even up my A million albums sold and it's to believe well it's true homeboy It's not a lie, I to sell tapes on sunny side I to catch the 40 bus around the way Me and Fred Benz, tapes all these things, that we did Grab the microphone and start hits You fronting Mc, I to cap You make hit records and you still can't rap I said it
I'll say it again you don't me, ask your fans When I into Cali The was packed, Sir Too Short don't stop that rap I keep my rhymes, all the time, you got no rhymes So you to mine I'm not starting a fight, just telling it right The damn rapper who ever grabbed the mic His is Too Short, now shut your mouth In '81 I was the house, I'm a hustler, baby, coming up I hustle every day and I don't sell
I don't run no gangs, don't shoot no Gave the same speech to the Oakland Vice But if you pushing, just like you they see me on the strip, coming through I break it down so vicious it'll your back With the so loud playing Too Short raps That's it, I'm set no need to talk bullshit I need a, Oak town, big time sound just beat to get on down
So, you other rappers listen to mine, you catch Short Dog rapping nursery rhymes my rap trash, jam the junk Put a sticker on the cover, X-rated funk, it's me You say I won't go far but I won't stop rapping 'cause I rap so From here to New York, back to I your girlfriend, don't say I didn't warn ya All time you said she's your hoe you really shouldn't give Baby all dough she gave it all to me 'cause I fuck so good
I practice on the in my neighborhood 'cause when I'm freaky I rap, I spit a rap to a freak, I rarely think about a sucker Mc I go platinum, it's just like slapping 'em, Short Dog in the house, starting shit, Mc's rock and Mc's roll But the albums they never go gold I was young, I knew I'd be one of the best Every time I made a song it out so fresh I was the King of the Oak town, my game
10 years later, ain't changed still the boss of the bay And I know what they say they me Godfather And they you gay get with it, it's 1990 girlfriend's out there trying to find me She heard about me, I her best friend I guess she wants to see if I can do it You want to be like me, so bad The impossible all you Mc's had
If you could rap like me, you wouldn't the dream Start rapping flapping like a chicken wing If could rap like me, they say so great But when they talk about you, they say so fake And as the go by, you can't forget, the way I make you feel trip Mc's like you, seen 'em before, you keep on saying fuck Too Short But I'm a Mc than you and ain't a damn thing you can do, but trip
On the TV screen, in the magazines they interview you You just make up things, you're on an ego And you're fronting you're down, you're not the first real rapper From the Oakland town, just a new Jack, and you can't even rap You wanna trip? Trip on I'm like Mc Lyte checking hoes tonight If you're not a real rapper, get off the mic 'cause with a Mc A song's never complete you'd learn to rap like me
Thought you to be like, Too Short Thought you want to be like, Too
Whenever I rap, you call it noise I'm tearing up shit up The Acorn boys on 10th street, I got a big freak, until you To speak, realize you're weak 'cause it's the Oak And all get down to the rhythm of the Too Short funky sound It goes boom, on ya Dangerous from Oakland, California Just don't 'cause Short Dog is hard, if you answer my rap
I tear your ass apart just like this, it lasts You make a and I make one better You say I cuss, I say you're Your eyes pop open like paper plates, you fronting Mc, I to cap I make hit records with the vicious raps, I it before, I'll say it again The boy ain't nothing but one of my fans like titties
Can you 'em? How can a fake rapper get with a real one? Shit, I'm rapping man I you like the Klu Klux Klan Mc's want to front on me? My posse got a real Mc, Too and it don't stop And it stop, and it won't stop 'cause I'm Too Short baby On the microphone and I'm
Thought you to be like, Too Short Thought you want to be like, Too you want to be like, Too Short Thought you to be like, Too Short
Now back to the subject, my boy Mc you say You can't rap like me, rappers me make real hits Rappers like you talk bullshit, I told my there's a new Funky drummer in town, you're trying to be like James If I couldn't be me, who would I be? I damn sure be A sucker Mc 'cause I'm not like you, my is true
I pimped these hoes and I pimped you, Too 'cause I'm And makes the rules, you disobey and you be a fool One, remember how it all began guess, the answer is Oakland Two, you'd better learn to rap like me or you to be a fake Mc Three, never talk down on a I wouldn't care if you was Fred but not least, number four don't ever mess with Too Short, bitch
Thought you want to be like, Too Thought you want to be like, Too