Too Short, Mc
Rap like me, go straight to the top, keep doing what you're doing And sure to get dropped like a trick, nothings even up my sleeve A million albums sold and it's hard to believe well true homeboy It's not a lie, I used to sell on sunny side I used to catch the 40 bus the way Me and Benz, slanging tapes all these things, that we did Grab the microphone and start making You fronting Mc, I to cap You make hit records and you still can't rap I it before
I'll say it again you don't me, ask your fans When I walked into The place was packed, Sir Too Short don't that rap I keep rapping my rhymes, all the time, you got no So you to mine I'm not starting a fight, just telling it right The damn rapper who ever grabbed the mic His name is Too Short, now your mouth In '81 I was the house, I'm a hustler, baby, coming up I hustle every day and I sell drugs
I don't run no gangs, don't shoot no Gave the same damn speech to the Oakland But if you pushing, just like you When they see me on the strip, coming I break it down so it'll break your back the beat so loud playing Too Short raps That's it, I'm set no need to talk bullshit I need a, Oak town, big time sound just enough beat to get on
So, you other rappers listen to mine, you wouldn't Short Dog rapping nursery call my rap trash, jam the junk Put a sticker on the cover, X-rated funk, just me You say I go far but I won't stop rapping 'cause I rap so hard From here to New York, back to I your girlfriend, don't say I didn't warn ya All this time you said your hoe you really shouldn't give Baby all that dough she gave it all to me 'cause I fuck so
I on the girls in my neighborhood 'cause when I'm freaky I rap, I a rap to a freak, I rarely ever think about a sucker Mc I go platinum, it's just like slapping 'em, Short Dog in the house, some shit, Mc's rock and Mc's roll But the albums make never go gold When I was young, I knew I'd be one of the Every time I made a it came out so fresh I was the King of the Oak town, my game
10 years later, ain't nothing still the boss of the bay And I know what they say call me Godfather And they call you gay get it, it's 1990 Your girlfriend's out there trying to me She heard about me, I her best friend I guess she to see if I can do it again You want to be me, so damn bad The impossible dream all you had
If you could rap me, you wouldn't have the dream Start quit flapping like a chicken wing If rap like me, they say you're so great But when they talk about you, they say so fake And as the go by, you can't forget, the way I make you feel trip Mc's like you, I've seen 'em before, you on saying fuck Too Short But I'm a better Mc than you and ain't a damn you can do, but trip
On the TV screen, in the magazines when interview you You make up things, you're on an ego trip And fronting like you're down, you're not the first real rapper the Oakland town, you're just a new Jack, and you can't even rap You wanna trip? Trip on that I'm like Mc checking hoes tonight If you're not a real rapper, get off the mic 'cause a fake Mc A song's never complete you'd better to rap like me
Thought you to be like, Too Short Thought you to be like, Too Short
Whenever I rap, you call it noise I'm tearing up shit up The Acorn boys on 10th street, I got a big freak, you learn To speak, realize you're weak it's the Oak town And they all get down to the rhythm of the Too funky sound It goes boom, on ya Dangerous Crew from Oakland, Just front 'cause Short Dog is hard, if you answer my rap
I tear your ass apart like this, it lasts forever You a song and I make one better You say I cuss, I say fake Your eyes pop open like plates, you fronting Mc, I hate to cap I make hit records with the vicious raps, I said it before, say it again The boy ain't but one of my fans like silicon titties
Can you feel 'em? How can a fake rapper get with a real Shit, I'm rapping man I like you like the Klu Klux Klan Mc's want to on me? My posse got a real Mc, Too Short and it stop And it don't stop, and it stop 'cause I'm Too Short baby On the microphone and I'm
Thought you want to be like, Too Thought you to be like, Too Short Thought you want to be like, Too you want to be like, Too Short
Now back to the subject, my boy Mc you say You rap like me, rappers like me make real hits Rappers like you bullshit, I told my boys there's a new Funky drummer in town, trying to be like James Brown If I couldn't be me, who I be? I damn sure wouldn't be A sucker Mc 'cause I'm not like you, my is true
I pimped these and I pimped you, Too 'cause I'm boss And boss the rules, you disobey and you be a fool One, how it all began don't guess, the answer is Oakland Two, you'd learn to rap like me or you like to be a fake Mc Three, talk down on a player I care if you was Fred Astaire Last but not least, number four ever mess with Too Short, bitch
Thought you to be like, Too Short you want to be like, Too Short