Too Short, Mc
Rap like me, you'll go straight to the top, keep what you're doing And you're sure to get dropped like a trick, nothings even up my A million albums sold and hard to believe well it's true homeboy It's not a lie, I used to sell tapes on sunny I used to catch the 40 bus the way Me and Benz, slanging tapes all these things, that we did Grab the microphone and start making You fronting Mc, I to cap You make hit records and you can't rap I said it before
I'll say it again you believe me, ask your fans When I into Cali The place was packed, Sir Too don't stop that rap I keep my rhymes, all the time, you got no rhymes So you listen to mine I'm not starting a fight, just it right The damn rapper who ever grabbed the mic His name is Too Short, now shut mouth In '81 I was rocking the house, I'm a hustler, baby, up I hustle day and I don't sell drugs
I don't run no gangs, don't shoot no Gave the same speech to the Oakland Vice But if you keep pushing, just you When they see me on the strip, coming I it down so vicious it'll break your back With the beat so loud playing Too raps That's it, I'm set no to talk that bullshit I need a, Oak town, big time sound just enough beat to get on
So, you rappers listen to mine, you wouldn't catch Short Dog rapping nursery call my rap trash, jam the junk Put a sticker on the cover, X-rated funk, it's me You say I go far but I won't stop rapping 'cause I rap so hard From to New York, back to California I bumped your girlfriend, say I didn't warn ya All this time you said she's your hoe you really give Baby all that she gave it all to me 'cause I fuck so good
I practice on the girls in my neighborhood 'cause I'm freaky I rap, I spit a rap to a freak, I rarely ever think a sucker Mc I go platinum, it's just slapping 'em, bitch Short Dog in the house, starting some shit, Mc's and Mc's roll But the albums they make never go I was young, I knew I'd be one of the best Every time I made a it came out so fresh I was the of the Oak town, spitting my game
10 years later, nothing changed still the boss of the bay And I know what they say they call me And they you gay get with it, it's 1990 Your girlfriend's out trying to find me She heard about me, I fucked her best I guess she wants to see if I can do it You to be like me, so damn bad The impossible dream all you had
If you could rap me, you wouldn't have the dream Start rapping quit flapping a chicken wing If could rap like me, they say you're so But when they talk you, they say you're so fake And as the go by, you can't forget, the way I make you feel trip Mc's like you, I've seen 'em before, you keep on saying fuck Too But I'm a Mc than you and ain't a damn thing you can do, but trip
On the TV screen, in the magazines when they you You make up things, you're on an ego trip And you're fronting like you're down, you're not the real rapper From the Oakland town, you're just a new Jack, and you can't rap You wanna trip? Trip on that I'm Mc Lyte checking hoes tonight If you're not a rapper, get off the mic 'cause with a fake Mc A song's never you'd better learn to rap like me
Thought you to be like, Too Short Thought you want to be like, Too
I rap, you call it noise I'm tearing up shit up like The Acorn boys on 10th street, I got a big freak, you learn To speak, you're weak 'cause it's the Oak town And they all get down to the rhythm of the Too Short funky It boom, baseline's on ya Dangerous from Oakland, California Just front 'cause Short Dog is hard, if you answer my rap
I tear your ass just like this, it lasts forever You make a song and I make one You say I cuss, I say fake eyes pop open like paper plates, you fronting Mc, I hate to cap I make hit records with the vicious raps, I said it before, I'll say it The boy ain't nothing but one of my fans like titties
Can you feel 'em? How can a fake rapper get with a one? Shit, I'm that man I like you like the Klu Klux Mc's want to front on me? My posse got a real Mc, Too and it don't stop And it don't stop, and it won't stop 'cause I'm Too baby On the and I'm macing
you want to be like, Too Short Thought you to be like, Too Short Thought you to be like, Too Short you want to be like, Too Short
Now to the subject, my boy Mc whatever you say You can't rap like me, rappers like me real hits Rappers like you talk bullshit, I told my there's a new drummer in town, you're trying to be like James Brown If I couldn't be me, who would I be? I damn wouldn't be A sucker Mc 'cause I'm not you, my game is true
I pimped these hoes and I pimped you, Too I'm boss And boss the rules, you disobey and you be a fool One, how it all began don't guess, the answer is Oakland Two, better learn to rap like me or you like to be a fake Mc Three, never talk on a player I wouldn't care if you was Astaire Last but not least, four don't ever mess with Too Short, bitch
you want to be like, Too Short Thought you want to be like, Too