Too Short, Mc
Rap like me, you'll go straight to the top, keep doing what doing And you're sure to get dropped a trick, nothings even up my sleeve A million albums sold and it's to believe well it's true homeboy It's not a lie, I to sell tapes on sunny side I used to catch the 40 bus the way Me and Fred Benz, tapes all these things, that we did Grab the and start making hits You Mc, I hate to cap You make hit records and you still can't rap I said it
I'll say it again you don't believe me, ask your When I walked Cali The place was packed, Sir Too Short stop that rap I rapping my rhymes, all the time, you got no rhymes So you listen to mine I'm not starting a fight, just it right The best damn rapper who grabbed the mic His name is Too Short, now shut mouth In '81 I was the house, I'm a hustler, baby, coming up I hustle day and I don't sell drugs
I don't run no gangs, don't shoot no Gave the same damn speech to the Vice But if you pushing, just like you When they see me on the strip, coming I break it down so it'll break your back With the beat so loud playing Too raps That's it, I'm set no need to talk bullshit I need a, Oak town, big time just enough beat to get on down
So, you other rappers to mine, you wouldn't catch Short Dog rapping nursery call my rap trash, jam the junk Put a on the cover, X-rated funk, it's just me You say I won't go far but I won't rapping 'cause I rap so hard From to New York, back to California I bumped your girlfriend, don't say I warn ya All this time you said she's hoe you really shouldn't give Baby all that dough she gave it all to me 'cause I fuck so
I on the girls in my neighborhood 'cause when I'm freaky I rap, I spit a rap to a freak, I rarely ever think about a Mc I go platinum, it's just like 'em, bitch Short Dog in the house, starting some shit, Mc's rock and Mc's But the albums make never go gold When I was young, I I'd be one of the best Every I made a song it came out so fresh I was the of the Oak town, spitting my game
10 years later, ain't nothing still the boss of the bay And I know they say they call me Godfather And call you gay get with it, it's 1990 Your out there trying to find me She heard me, I fucked her best friend I guess she wants to see if I can do it You want to be me, so damn bad The dream all you Mc's had
If you could rap me, you wouldn't have the dream Start rapping quit flapping like a wing If could rap like me, say you're so great But when they talk about you, they say so fake And as the days go by, you can't forget, the way I you feel trip Mc's like you, I've 'em before, you keep on saying fuck Too Short But I'm a Mc than you and ain't a damn thing you can do, but trip
On the TV screen, in the magazines when they you You just make up things, on an ego trip And you're fronting like down, you're not the first real rapper the Oakland town, you're just a new Jack, and you can't even rap You trip? Trip on that I'm like Mc Lyte checking hoes tonight If you're not a real rapper, get off the mic with a fake Mc A song's never complete better learn to rap like me
Thought you to be like, Too Short Thought you want to be like, Too
Whenever I rap, you call it noise I'm tearing up up like The Acorn boys on 10th street, I got a big freak, you learn To speak, realize weak 'cause it's the Oak town And they all get down to the of the Too Short funky sound It boom, baseline's on ya Dangerous Crew Oakland, California don't front 'cause Short Dog is hard, if you answer my rap
I tear your ass just like this, it lasts forever You make a song and I make one You say I cuss, I say fake Your eyes pop like paper plates, you fronting Mc, I hate to cap I make hit records with the vicious raps, I said it before, say it again The boy ain't nothing but one of my fans silicon titties
Can you feel 'em? How can a fake rapper get with a real Shit, I'm that man I like you like the Klu Klux Klan Mc's to front on me? My posse got a real Mc, Too Short and it don't And it don't stop, and it won't stop 'cause I'm Too Short On the and I'm macing
you want to be like, Too Short Thought you want to be like, Too Thought you want to be like, Too you want to be like, Too Short
Now back to the subject, my boy Mc you say You can't rap like me, rappers like me make hits Rappers like you talk bullshit, I told my boys a new Funky drummer in town, trying to be like James Brown If I couldn't be me, who I be? I damn sure wouldn't be A sucker Mc 'cause I'm not like you, my is true
I pimped these hoes and I you, Too 'cause I'm boss And boss makes the rules, you disobey and you be a One, remember how it all began don't guess, the answer is Two, you'd better learn to rap like me or you to be a fake Mc Three, never talk down on a I wouldn't care if you was Fred Last but not least, number four don't mess with Too Short, bitch
Thought you want to be like, Too you want to be like, Too Short