Too Short, Mc
Rap me, you'll go straight to the top, keep doing what you're doing And you're sure to get dropped like a trick, nothings even up my A million albums sold and it's hard to believe it's true homeboy It's not a lie, I used to tapes on sunny side I to catch the 40 bus around the way Me and Fred Benz, slanging all these things, that we did Grab the microphone and start making You fronting Mc, I to cap You make hit records and you still can't rap I said it
I'll say it again you don't believe me, ask fans I walked into Cali The place was packed, Sir Too don't stop that rap I rapping my rhymes, all the time, you got no rhymes So you listen to mine I'm not starting a fight, telling it right The best damn rapper who ever the mic His name is Too Short, now shut your In '81 I was rocking the house, I'm a hustler, baby, up I hustle every day and I sell drugs
I don't run no gangs, don't shoot no Gave the damn speech to the Oakland Vice But if you keep pushing, just you When they see me on the strip, coming I break it down so vicious it'll break your With the beat so loud playing Too Short it, I'm set no need to talk that bullshit I need a, Oak town, big time sound enough beat to get on down
So, you other listen to mine, you wouldn't catch Short Dog rapping nursery rhymes my rap trash, jam the junk Put a sticker on the cover, funk, it's just me You say I won't go far but I won't stop rapping 'cause I rap so From here to New York, back to I bumped your girlfriend, don't say I didn't ya All this time you she's your hoe you really shouldn't give Baby all that dough she gave it all to me 'cause I fuck so
I practice on the girls in my neighborhood when I'm freaky I rap, I spit a rap to a freak, I rarely ever think a sucker Mc I go platinum, just like slapping 'em, bitch Short Dog in the house, some shit, Mc's rock and Mc's roll But the albums they never go gold I was young, I knew I'd be one of the best Every time I a song it came out so fresh I was the King of the Oak town, spitting my
10 years later, ain't nothing changed still the of the bay And I know what they say they me Godfather And call you gay get with it, it's 1990 Your girlfriend's out there to find me She heard about me, I her best friend I guess she to see if I can do it again You to be like me, so damn bad The dream all you Mc's had
If you could rap like me, you wouldn't the dream Start rapping quit flapping like a wing If could rap like me, they say you're so But when they talk about you, they say so fake And as the days go by, you can't forget, the way I you feel trip Mc's like you, I've seen 'em before, you on saying fuck Too Short But I'm a better Mc than you and ain't a damn you can do, but trip
On the TV screen, in the when they interview you You just make up things, on an ego trip And you're fronting you're down, you're not the first real rapper the Oakland town, you're just a new Jack, and you can't even rap You wanna trip? Trip on that I'm like Mc checking hoes tonight If not a real rapper, get off the mic 'cause with a fake Mc A never complete you'd better learn to rap like me
you want to be like, Too Short Thought you to be like, Too Short
Whenever I rap, you call it noise I'm tearing up shit up The Acorn boys on 10th street, I got a big freak, until you To speak, you're weak 'cause it's the Oak town And they all get down to the rhythm of the Too funky sound It boom, baseline's on ya Dangerous Crew Oakland, California Just don't front 'cause Dog is hard, if you answer my rap
I tear your ass just like this, it lasts forever You a song and I make one better You say I cuss, I say you're Your pop open like paper plates, you fronting Mc, I hate to cap I make hit records the vicious raps, I said it before, I'll say it again The boy nothing but one of my fans like silicon titties
Can you feel How can a fake rapper get with a real one? Shit, I'm that man I like you like the Klu Klux Klan want to front on me? My posse got a Mc, Too Short and it don't stop And it don't stop, and it stop 'cause I'm Too Short baby On the and I'm macing
Thought you to be like, Too Short Thought you to be like, Too Short Thought you to be like, Too Short you want to be like, Too Short
Now back to the subject, my boy Mc you say You rap like me, rappers like me make real hits Rappers like you bullshit, I told my boys there's a new Funky drummer in town, you're trying to be James Brown If I couldn't be me, who would I be? I damn wouldn't be A sucker Mc 'cause I'm not like you, my is true
I pimped these hoes and I you, Too 'cause I'm boss And makes the rules, you disobey and you be a fool One, how it all began don't guess, the answer is Oakland Two, you'd better learn to rap like me or you to be a fake Mc Three, never talk down on a I wouldn't if you was Fred Astaire Last but not least, number four don't ever mess with Too Short,
Thought you to be like, Too Short Thought you to be like, Too Short