Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt feelings But I'm only to get this one chance Something's wrong, I can it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on) Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I know what If that means, I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble, And if he is as as you say, I'm not taking any chances You were just the doctor ordered
I'm beginning to feel a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the back nod, nod Now who thinks their are long enough to slap box, slap box? They I rap like a robot, so call me Rapbot
But for me to rap a computer must be in my genes I got a in my back pocket My go off when I half-cock it Got a fat knot from that rap a living and a killing off it Ever Bill Clinton was still in office With Monica Lewinsky on his nut-sack I'm an MC still as But as rude and indecent as all syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with) This slickety, gibbedy, hip hop You don't really wanna get into a pissing match this rappidy rap Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, backpack rap, yep, yackidy-yac The exact same I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing That I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' Over the back of a couple of faggots and it in half Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath the fact How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my of attack are having a rough time period, here's a Maxipad It's actually bad For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing masterpiece as
I'm beginning to like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the nod, back nod Now who their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box? Let me show you maintaining shit ain't that hard, that hard
want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and youthful Everybody loves to root for a Hit the earth like an asteroid, did nothing but for the moon since get taken to school with this music Cause I use it as a vehicle to bust a Now I lead a new full of students Me? I'm a of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N- -W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, got Slim Inspired enough to one day up, blow up and be in a position To meet Run DMC and induct them into the motherfuckin' n' Hall of Fame Even though I in the church and burst in a ball of flames Only of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame On the wall of You fags think it's all a 'til I walk a flock of flames Off of planking, tell me what in the fuck are you gay looking boy So gay I can say it with a straight face looking boy You witnessing a Like you watching a church gathering take looking boy Oy vey, that boy's gay, all they say looking boy You get a thumbs up, pat on the And a way to go from label everyday looking boy Hey, boy, what you say looking boy? I got a "hell yeah" from Dre boy work for everything I have Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my looking boy Basically boy you're never gonna be To up with the same pace looking boy
'Cause I'm to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the nod, back nod The way I'm racing around the track, me Nascar, Nascar Dale of the trailer park, the White Trash God before General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard
So you be Thor and be Odin, you rodent, I'm omnipotent Let off then I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm And I not be woken I'm the dead, but I'm just a talking head, a zombie floating But I got your mom throating I'm out my ramen noodle, we nothing in common, poodle I'm a doberman, pinch in the arm and pay homage, pupil me, my honesty's brutal But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do For good at least in a while So I wanna sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle rhymes to maybe to try and help get some people through tough times But I keep a few punchlines just in case cause even you unsigned are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime I know there was a where once I Was king of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes you combine with the skin color of mine You get too big and here come trying to, Censor you that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Marshall Mathers LP One I tried to say I take seven kids from Columbine Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but into an immortal coming through the portal You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 And I don't know what the fuck that you for pointless as Rapunzel with fucking cornrows You're normal, fuck being normal And I just bought a new Raygun from the To just come and shoot ya like when made Ray J mad 'Cause Fab said he looked a fag at Maywhether's pad Singin' to a man while they piano Man, oh man, was a 24/7 special on the cable channel So Ray J straight to the radio station the very next day "Hey, Fab, I'mma you" coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad) Uh, sama duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm Innovative and I'm of rubber So anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you I'm never stating, than never demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that the are forever waiting For the day they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating I know the way to get 'em motivated I make elevating music, you elevator music Oh, he's too Well, that's what they do they get jealous, they confuse it It's not hip hop, pop, cause I found a hella way to fuse it rock, shock rap with Doc Throw on Lose and make 'em lose it I don't know how to make songs like I don't what words to use Let me know it occurs to you While I'm ripping any one of these verses as you It's curtains, I'm inadvertently you How many verses I murder to, Prove if you're half as nice at songs you can sacrifice virgins too uh! School flunkie, pill But look at the the skills brung me Full of myself, but still I bully cause I make me do what I put my mind to And I'm a million leagues above you, ill when I speak in But it's still tongue in cheek, you I'm drunk so Satan the fucking wheel, I'm asleep in the front seat Heavy D and the Boys, still chunky, but funky But in my head there's something I can tugging and struggling Angels fight with devils, here's what want from me They asking me to some of the women hate But if you into consideration the bitter hatred that I had Then you may be a little patient and more sympathetic to the And the discrimination But it, life's handing you lemons, make lemonade then But if I can't batter the women how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake mistake it for Satan It's a fatal mistake if you I need to be overseas And take a to trip a broad And make her on her face and don't be a retard Be a king? Think not, why be a king you can be a God?