Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to your feelings But I'm only going to get this one Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, on) Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I know what If that means, what I think it means, in trouble, big trouble, And if he is as as you say, I'm not taking any chances You were just the doctor ordered
I'm beginning to feel a Rap God, Rap God All my people the front to the back nod, back nod Now who their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box? They said I rap a robot, so call me Rapbot
But for me to rap like a computer must be in my I got a in my back pocket My pen'll go off I half-cock it Got a fat from that rap profit Made a living and a off it Ever since Bill was still in office With Monica Lewinsky on his nut-sack I'm an MC still as But as rude and as all hell syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with) This slickety, gibbedy, hip hop You don't really wanna get a pissing match with this rappidy rap Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, pack rap, yep, yackidy-yac The same time I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing That I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' Over the back of a couple of and crack it in half realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact How could I not All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack Rappers are having a time period, here's a Maxipad It's disastrously bad For the wack while I'm masterfully this masterpiece as
I'm beginning to like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the back nod, nod Now who their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box? Let me show you maintaining shit ain't that hard, that hard
Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I got Well, to be truthful the simply rage and youthful exuberance Everybody loves to root for a Hit the earth an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the moon since MC's get taken to with this music Cause I use it as a to bust a rhyme Now I lead a new school of students Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Shabazz, 2Pac N- -W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Inspired enough to one day up, blow up and be in a position To meet Run DMC and induct them into the Rock n' Roll Hall of Even though I walk in the church and burst in a of flames Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the of fame On the of shame You fags think it's all a game 'til I walk a of flames Off of planking, me what in the fuck are you thinking? gay looking boy So gay I can barely say it with a straight face boy You a massacre Like you watching a church take place looking boy Oy vey, that boy's gay, that's all say looking boy You get a up, pat on the back And a way to go from your label everyday boy Hey, looking boy, you say looking boy? I got a "hell yeah" from Dre boy I'mma work for I have ask nobody for shit, get outta my face looking boy Basically boy never gonna be capable To keep up the same pace looking boy
'Cause I'm to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the to the back nod, back nod The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar, Dale Earnhardt of the park, the White Trash God Kneel General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard
So you be Thor and be Odin, you rodent, I'm omnipotent Let off then I'm reloading immediately these bombs I'm totin' And I not be woken I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a head, a zombie floating But I got mom deep throating I'm out my noodle, we have nothing in common, poodle I'm a doberman, pinch in the arm and pay homage, pupil It's me, my brutal But it's futile if I don't utilize what I do though For good at least in a while So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and Enough rhymes to maybe to try and help get people through tough times But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case cause you unsigned are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime I know was a time where once I Was king of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch So I crunch rhymes, but when you combine Appeal with the skin of mine You get too big and here come trying to, Censor you like that one line I on "I'm Back" from the Marshall Mathers LP One where I tried to say I take seven from Columbine Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a and a nine See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but into an immortal coming through the portal You're stuck in a time warp 2004 though And I don't know what the fuck you rhyme for You're pointless as Rapunzel fucking cornrows like normal, fuck being normal And I bought a new Raygun from the future To just come and ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad Fab said he looked like a fag at Maywhether's pad Singin' to a man while played piano Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 on the cable channel So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very day "Hey, Fab, I'mma you" Lyrics coming at you at speed, (JJ Fad) Uh, sama lamaa duma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm Innovative and I'm of rubber So that anything you ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you I'm stating, more than never demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's Never fading, and I that the haters are forever waiting For the day that can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating I know the way to get 'em motivated I make elevating music, you make music Oh, he's too Well, what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it It's not hip hop, it's pop, cause I found a way to fuse it With rock, shock rap Doc Throw on Lose Yourself and make 'em it I don't know how to songs like that I know what words to use Let me know when it to you While I'm ripping any one of verses diverse as you It's curtains, I'm hurtin' you How many verses I gotta to, Prove that if you're as nice at songs you can sacrifice virgins too uh! School flunkie, junky But at the accolades the skills brung me Full of myself, but hungry I bully cause I make me do what I put my mind to And I'm a million leagues above you, ill when I in tongues But it's still tongue in cheek, you I'm so Satan take the fucking wheel, I'm asleep in the front seat Bumping Heavy D and the Boys, still chunky, but But in my head there's something I can tugging and struggling Angels fight with devils, here's they want from me They asking me to some of the women hate But if you into consideration the bitter hatred that I had Then you may be a patient and more sympathetic to the situation And the discrimination But fuck it, handing you lemons, make lemonade then But if I can't batter the women how the am I supposed to bake them a cake then? mistake it for Satan It's a mistake if you think I need to be overseas And a vacation to trip a broad And make her fall on her face and don't be a Be a king? Think not, why be a king you can be a God?