Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to your feelings But I'm going to get this one chance wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on) Just a feeling got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what If that means, what I think it means, in trouble, big trouble, And if he is as as you say, I'm not taking any chances You were just what the doctor
I'm beginning to like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the nod, back nod Now who thinks their are long enough to slap box, slap box? They said I rap like a robot, so me Rapbot
But for me to rap like a computer must be in my I got a laptop in my pocket My pen'll go off I half-cock it Got a fat knot from that rap a living and a killing off it Ever since Clinton was still in office Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nut-sack I'm an MC still as But as rude and as all hell syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with) slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip hop You don't really wanna get a pissing match with this rappidy rap Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, pack rap, yep, yackidy-yac The exact same time I attempt these lyrical stunts while I'm practicing I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table Over the back of a couple of and crack it in half Only realized it was I was signed to Aftermath after the fact How could I not blow? All I do is F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack Rappers are having a rough period, here's a Maxipad actually disastrously bad For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing masterpiece as
I'm to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the nod, back nod Now who thinks their arms are enough to slap box, slap box? Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, hard
Everybody want the key and the secret to rap like I have got Well, to be truthful the blueprint's rage and youthful exuberance Everybody loves to for a nuisance Hit the like an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the moon since MC's get to school with this music Cause I use it as a vehicle to bust a Now I lead a new school full of Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, N- -W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, got Slim Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a To meet Run DMC and induct them the motherfuckin' Rock n' Roll of Fame Even though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of Only Hall of I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame On the of shame You fags think all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames Off of planking, me what in the fuck are you thinking? gay looking boy So gay I can barely say it with a straight face boy You a massacre Like you watching a church gathering take place boy Oy vey, that boy's gay, that's all say looking boy You get a up, pat on the back And a way to go from label everyday looking boy Hey, looking boy, what you say looking I got a "hell yeah" Dre looking boy I'mma work for everything I Never ask for shit, get outta my face looking boy Basically boy you're gonna be capable To keep up with the same pace boy
'Cause I'm to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the nod, back nod The way I'm racing the track, call me Nascar, Nascar Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God Kneel before General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard,
So you be Thor and be Odin, you rodent, I'm omnipotent Let off then I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm And I not be woken I'm the walking dead, but I'm a talking head, a zombie floating But I got your mom deep I'm out my ramen noodle, we have nothing in common, I'm a doberman, pinch in the arm and pay homage, pupil me, my honesty's brutal But honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though For good at least in a while So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and Enough rhymes to maybe to try and help get people through tough times But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case cause you unsigned Rappers are looking at me like it's lunchtime I there was a time where once I Was of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind So I rhymes, but sometimes when you combine Appeal with the skin of mine You get too big and here come trying to, Censor you like that one I said on "I'm Back" from the Marshall Mathers LP One where I tried to say I seven kids from Columbine Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a and a nine See if I get away it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I've Morphed into an immortal through the portal You're stuck in a time warp from though And I don't what the fuck that you rhyme for pointless as Rapunzel with fucking cornrows You're like normal, fuck being And I bought a new Raygun from the future To just come and shoot ya like when Fabolous Ray J mad 'Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at pad Singin' to a man while played piano Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable So Ray J straight to the radio station the very next day "Hey, Fab, I'mma you" Lyrics at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad) Uh, sama duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm Innovative and I'm made of So that anything you saying off of me and it'll glue to you I'm never stating, more than demonstrating How to a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, be celebrating Cause I know the way to get 'em I make elevating music, you make music Oh, too mainstream Well, that's what they do when get jealous, they confuse it not hip hop, it's pop, cause I found a hella way to fuse it With rock, rap with Doc Throw on Yourself and make 'em lose it I don't know how to make songs like I don't know what to use Let me when it occurs to you I'm ripping any one of these verses diverse as you It's curtains, I'm inadvertently you How many verses I gotta to, Prove that if you're half as nice at songs you can sacrifice too uh! School flunkie, junky But look at the accolades the skills me Full of myself, but hungry I bully myself cause I me do what I put my mind to And I'm a million leagues you, ill when I speak in tongues But it's still tongue in cheek, you I'm drunk so Satan take the fucking wheel, I'm in the front seat Bumping Heavy D and the Boys, chunky, but funky But in my head there's something I can tugging and struggling Angels fight with devils, here's what they from me They asking me to some of the women hate But if you take consideration the bitter hatred that I had Then you may be a little patient and sympathetic to the situation And the discrimination But it, life's handing you lemons, make lemonade then But if I can't batter the women how the fuck am I supposed to them a cake then? mistake it for Satan It's a fatal mistake if you think I to be overseas And take a vacation to a broad And make her on her face and don't be a retard Be a king? not, why be a king when you can be a God?