Look, I was go easy on you and not to hurt your feelings But I'm only going to get one chance wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on) Just a I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what If that means, what I it means, we're in trouble, big trouble, And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not any chances You were just what the ordered
I'm beginning to like a Rap God, Rap God All my people the front to the back nod, back nod Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap They said I rap like a robot, so call me
But for me to rap a computer must be in my genes I got a laptop in my back My go off when I half-cock it Got a fat from that rap profit Made a and a killing off it since Bill Clinton was still in office With Monica feeling on his nut-sack I'm an MC as honest But as and indecent as all hell syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with) This slickety, gibbedy, hip hop You really wanna get into a pissing match with this rappidy rap Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, backpack rap, yep, yackidy-yac The exact time I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing That I'll still be able to break a table Over the of a couple of faggots and crack it in half Only it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of Rappers are having a rough time period, here's a It's actually bad For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing this as
I'm beginning to feel a Rap God, Rap God All my from the front to the back nod, back nod Now who thinks their arms are long enough to box, slap box? Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't hard, that hard
Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality I have got Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and exuberance Everybody loves to for a nuisance Hit the earth like an asteroid, did but shoot for the moon since MC's get taken to with this music Cause I use it as a vehicle to a rhyme Now I lead a new school of students Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, N- -W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Inspired enough to one day up, blow up and be in a position To meet Run DMC and them into the motherfuckin' Rock n' Roll Hall of though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames Only Hall of I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame On the wall of You fags think it's all a game 'til I a flock of flames Off of planking, tell me what in the are you thinking? Little gay boy So gay I can barely say it a straight face looking boy You a massacre Like you watching a church take place looking boy Oy vey, that boy's gay, all they say looking boy You get a up, pat on the back And a way to go from your everyday looking boy Hey, boy, what you say looking boy? I got a "hell yeah" from Dre boy I'mma work for I have Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my looking boy boy you're never gonna be capable To up with the same pace looking boy
I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the back nod, nod The way I'm around the track, call me Nascar, Nascar Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the Trash God before General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard
So you be Thor and be Odin, you rodent, I'm omnipotent Let off I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm totin' And I should not be I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head, a zombie But I got mom deep throating I'm out my ramen noodle, we have nothing in common, I'm a doberman, pinch in the arm and pay homage, pupil me, my honesty's brutal But honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though For good at once in a while So I make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle Enough rhymes to maybe to try and help get people through tough times But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in cause even you unsigned Rappers are hungry looking at me like lunchtime I know there was a time where I Was king of the underground, but I still rap I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind So I rhymes, but sometimes when you combine Appeal the skin color of mine You get too big and here come trying to, Censor you that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Marshall Mathers LP One where I tried to say I take seven kids from Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a and a nine See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but Morphed into an immortal coming through the You're stuck in a time from 2004 though And I don't know the fuck that you rhyme for You're as Rapunzel with fucking cornrows You're normal, fuck being normal And I just bought a new Raygun from the To just come and shoot ya like Fabolous made Ray J mad 'Cause Fab said he looked a fag at Maywhether's pad Singin' to a man while played piano Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 on the cable channel So Ray J went straight to the station the very next day "Hey, Fab, kill you" Lyrics at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad) Uh, sama lamaa lamaa you assuming I'm a human What I do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of So that anything you ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you I'm never stating, more than never How to give a motherfuckin' audience a like it's levitating Never fading, and I that the haters are forever waiting For the day they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating Cause I know the way to get 'em I make elevating music, you make elevator Oh, too mainstream Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they it not hip hop, it's pop, cause I found a hella way to fuse it With rock, rap with Doc Throw on Lose Yourself and 'em lose it I don't know how to songs like that I know what words to use Let me know when it to you While I'm any one of these verses diverse as you It's curtains, I'm inadvertently you How many verses I gotta to, Prove that if half as nice at songs you can sacrifice virgins too uh! School flunkie, junky But look at the the skills brung me Full of myself, but hungry I bully myself I make me do what I put my mind to And I'm a leagues above you, ill when I speak in tongues But it's still tongue in cheek, you I'm drunk so Satan the fucking wheel, I'm asleep in the front seat Heavy D and the Boys, still chunky, but funky But in my head there's I can feel tugging and struggling Angels fight with devils, here's what they want me asking me to eliminate some of the women hate But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred I had Then you may be a little patient and more sympathetic to the And understand the But fuck it, handing you lemons, make lemonade then But if I can't batter the women how the fuck am I to bake them a cake then? mistake it for Satan It's a fatal mistake if you I need to be overseas And a vacation to trip a broad And make her fall on her face and don't be a Be a king? Think not, why be a king when you can be a