Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your But I'm only to get this one chance Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, on) Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know If that means, what I it means, we're in trouble, big trouble, And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not any chances You were just what the doctor
I'm to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my from the front to the back nod, back nod Now who thinks their arms are long to slap box, slap box? They I rap like a robot, so call me Rapbot
But for me to rap a computer must be in my genes I got a laptop in my back My pen'll go off I half-cock it Got a fat knot that rap profit Made a living and a off it Ever Bill Clinton was still in office With Monica Lewinsky on his nut-sack I'm an MC still as But as rude and indecent as all syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with) This slickety, gibbedy, hip hop You don't really get into a pissing match with this rappidy rap Packing a Mac in the of the Ac, pack backpack rap, yep, yackidy-yac The exact same time I attempt these acrobat stunts while I'm practicing That I'll still be able to break a table the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half Only realized it was ironic I was signed to after the fact How could I not blow? All I do is F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack are having a rough time period, here's a Maxipad It's actually bad For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing this as
I'm beginning to feel a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the back nod, nod Now who their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box? Let me show you maintaining this shit that hard, that hard
Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality I have got Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply and youthful exuberance Everybody to root for a nuisance Hit the earth an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the moon since MC's get taken to with this music Cause I use it as a to bust a rhyme Now I lead a new school of students Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Shabazz, 2Pac N- -W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position To meet Run DMC and induct them the motherfuckin' Rock n' Roll of Fame Even though I in the church and burst in a ball of flames Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of On the wall of You fags think it's all a game 'til I a flock of flames Off of planking, me what in the fuck are you thinking? Little gay boy So gay I can say it with a straight face looking boy You witnessing a Like you watching a church gathering place looking boy Oy vey, that boy's gay, that's all they say boy You get a thumbs up, pat on the And a way to go from your label everyday boy Hey, looking boy, what you say looking I got a "hell yeah" from Dre boy I'mma work for everything I Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my looking boy Basically boy you're never gonna be To keep up the same pace looking boy
'Cause I'm beginning to like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the to the back nod, back nod The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar, Dale of the trailer park, the White Trash God Kneel General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard
So you be and I'll be Odin, you rodent, I'm omnipotent Let off I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm totin' And I should not be I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head, a floating But I got your mom deep I'm out my noodle, we have nothing in common, poodle I'm a doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, It's me, my honesty's But it's honestly futile if I don't what I do though For good at least in a while So I wanna sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle Enough rhymes to maybe to try and help get some people tough times But I gotta keep a few punchlines in case cause even you unsigned Rappers are looking at me like it's lunchtime I know there was a time once I Was king of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe grind So I crunch rhymes, but when you combine Appeal with the skin color of You get too big and here they trying to, Censor you like that one I said on "I'm Back" from the Marshall Mathers LP One where I tried to say I take seven kids from Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a See if I get away it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I've Morphed an immortal coming through the portal You're stuck in a time from 2004 though And I know what the fuck that you rhyme for pointless as Rapunzel with fucking cornrows You're like normal, fuck normal And I just bought a new Raygun from the To just come and shoot ya like when Fabolous Ray J mad 'Cause Fab he looked like a fag at Maywhether's pad Singin' to a man while played piano Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 on the cable channel So Ray J went to the radio station the very next day "Hey, Fab, kill you" coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad) Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you I'm a human What I do to get it through to you I'm superhuman and I'm made of rubber So that anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll to you I'm stating, more than never demonstrating How to a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I that the haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, be celebrating Cause I the way to get 'em motivated I make music, you make elevator music Oh, too mainstream Well, that's what do when they get jealous, they confuse it It's not hip hop, it's pop, cause I a hella way to fuse it rock, shock rap with Doc Throw on Lose Yourself and make 'em it I don't know how to make like that I don't know words to use Let me know it occurs to you While I'm ripping any one of these verses as you It's curtains, I'm inadvertently you How many I gotta murder to, Prove that if you're half as at songs you can sacrifice virgins too uh! School flunkie, junky But at the accolades the skills brung me Full of myself, but still I bully myself I make me do what I put my mind to And I'm a million leagues above you, ill when I speak in But still tongue in cheek, fuck you I'm drunk so take the fucking wheel, I'm asleep in the front seat Bumping Heavy D and the Boys, chunky, but funky But in my head something I can feel tugging and struggling Angels fight with devils, here's what want from me They asking me to eliminate some of the hate But if you take into consideration the hatred that I had Then you may be a little patient and more to the situation And understand the But fuck it, handing you lemons, make lemonade then But if I can't batter the women how the fuck am I supposed to them a cake then? Don't mistake it for a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas And take a to trip a broad And make her fall on her face and be a retard Be a king? Think not, why be a king you can be a God?