Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt feelings But I'm only to get this one chance Something's wrong, I can it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on) a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what If that means, what I it means, we're in trouble, big trouble, And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any You were what the doctor ordered
I'm beginning to feel a Rap God, Rap God All my people the front to the back nod, back nod Now who thinks their arms are enough to slap box, slap box? They said I rap like a robot, so call me
But for me to rap like a computer must be in my I got a laptop in my pocket My pen'll go off I half-cock it Got a fat knot from rap profit Made a and a killing off it Ever since Bill Clinton was still in With Lewinsky feeling on his nut-sack I'm an MC still as But as rude and indecent as all hell syllables, (Kill 'em all with) slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip hop You don't really wanna get into a pissing match this rappidy rap Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, pack rap, yep, yackidy-yac The same time I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing That still be able to break a motherfuckin' table Over the back of a couple of faggots and it in half Only it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact How could I not blow? All I do is F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack Rappers are having a time period, here's a Maxipad It's disastrously bad For the while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as
I'm beginning to like a Rap God, Rap God All my from the front to the back nod, back nod Now who thinks their are long enough to slap box, slap box? Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, hard
Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality I have got Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and youthful loves to root for a nuisance Hit the earth an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the moon since MC's get to school with this music Cause I use it as a vehicle to a rhyme Now I a new school full of students Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, N- -W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, you, they got Slim Inspired to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position To meet Run DMC and induct them the motherfuckin' Rock n' Roll of Fame Even I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames Only Hall of Fame I be in is the alcohol of fame On the of shame You fags think all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames Off of planking, me what in the fuck are you thinking? Little gay boy So gay I can barely say it with a face looking boy You witnessing a Like you watching a gathering take place looking boy Oy vey, boy's gay, that's all they say looking boy You get a thumbs up, pat on the And a way to go from your everyday looking boy Hey, looking boy, what you say looking I got a "hell yeah" from Dre boy I'mma work for everything I Never ask for shit, get outta my face looking boy Basically boy you're never gonna be To keep up the same pace looking boy
'Cause I'm beginning to feel a Rap God, Rap God All my from the front to the back nod, back nod The way I'm racing around the track, me Nascar, Nascar Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White God Kneel before Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard
So you be and I'll be Odin, you rodent, I'm omnipotent Let off then I'm reloading immediately with these I'm totin' And I should not be I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a head, a zombie floating But I got your mom deep I'm out my ramen noodle, we have nothing in common, I'm a doberman, yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil me, my honesty's brutal But it's futile if I don't utilize what I do though For at least once in a while So I wanna sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle Enough rhymes to maybe to try and help get some people through times But I gotta a few punchlines just in case cause even you unsigned are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime I know was a time where once I Was king of the underground, but I still rap I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind So I crunch rhymes, but when you combine Appeal the skin color of mine You get too big and they come trying to, Censor you like that one line I on "I'm Back" from the Marshall Mathers LP One where I to say I take seven kids from Columbine Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a and a nine See if I get away it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I've into an immortal coming through the portal You're stuck in a time warp 2004 though And I don't know what the fuck that you for You're pointless as with fucking cornrows like normal, fuck being normal And I just bought a new Raygun from the To just come and shoot ya like Fabolous made Ray J mad 'Cause Fab said he looked a fag at Maywhether's pad Singin' to a man while they piano Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the channel So Ray J went straight to the radio station the next day "Hey, Fab, I'mma you" Lyrics coming at you at speed, (JJ Fad) Uh, sama lamaa duma you assuming I'm a human What I do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm of rubber So that anything you saying off of me and it'll glue to you I'm never stating, than never demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling it's levitating Never fading, and I that the haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, be celebrating Cause I the way to get 'em motivated I make elevating music, you make music Oh, he's too Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, confuse it It's not hip hop, it's pop, cause I found a way to fuse it rock, shock rap with Doc Throw on Lose Yourself and 'em lose it I don't how to make songs like that I don't know words to use Let me know when it to you While I'm ripping any one of these diverse as you It's curtains, I'm inadvertently you How many I gotta murder to, Prove that if you're as nice at songs you can sacrifice virgins too uh! School flunkie, pill But look at the accolades the brung me Full of myself, but still I bully myself cause I me do what I put my mind to And I'm a million leagues above you, ill I speak in tongues But it's still tongue in cheek, you I'm so Satan take the fucking wheel, I'm asleep in the front seat Bumping Heavy D and the Boys, chunky, but funky But in my head something I can feel tugging and struggling fight with devils, here's what they want from me They asking me to eliminate some of the hate But if you into consideration the bitter hatred that I had Then you may be a patient and more sympathetic to the situation And the discrimination But fuck it, life's handing you lemons, make lemonade But if I can't batter the women how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake Don't mistake it for It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be And take a vacation to a broad And make her on her face and don't be a retard Be a Think not, why be a king when you can be a God?