Look, I was go easy on you and not to hurt your feelings But I'm only to get this one chance wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on) Just a feeling got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what If means, what I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble, And if he is as as you say, I'm not taking any chances You were just the doctor ordered
I'm to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my people the front to the back nod, back nod Now who their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box? They said I rap like a robot, so me Rapbot
But for me to rap like a computer be in my genes I got a laptop in my back My go off when I half-cock it Got a fat knot from rap profit Made a living and a off it Ever since Bill was still in office With Monica Lewinsky on his nut-sack I'm an MC still as But as rude and indecent as all hell syllables, (Kill 'em all with) This slickety, gibbedy, hip hop You don't really wanna get into a pissing match with this rap Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, pack rap, yep, yackidy-yac The exact same time I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts I'm practicing That I'll be able to break a motherfuckin' table Over the back of a couple of and crack it in half realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact How could I not blow? All I do is F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack Rappers are having a rough time period, here's a It's disastrously bad For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing this as
I'm to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the to the back nod, back nod Now who thinks their are long enough to slap box, slap box? Let me show you maintaining this shit that hard, that hard
Everybody the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got Well, to be truthful the simply rage and youthful exuberance Everybody loves to root for a Hit the earth like an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the since MC's get taken to with this music I use it as a vehicle to bust a rhyme Now I lead a new school of students Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, N- -W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, you, they got Slim Inspired enough to one day up, blow up and be in a position To meet Run DMC and them into the motherfuckin' Rock n' Roll of Fame Even though I walk in the and burst in a ball of flames Only of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame On the wall of You fags think it's all a 'til I walk a flock of flames Off of planking, tell me what in the fuck are you gay looking boy So gay I can say it with a straight face looking boy You a massacre you watching a church gathering take place looking boy Oy vey, boy's gay, that's all they say looking boy You get a thumbs up, pat on the And a way to go from your everyday looking boy Hey, looking boy, what you say boy? I got a "hell yeah" Dre looking boy I'mma for everything I have Never ask for shit, get outta my face looking boy Basically boy you're never gonna be To keep up with the same looking boy
'Cause I'm to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the back nod, nod The way I'm racing the track, call me Nascar, Nascar Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God Kneel before General Zod planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard
So you be Thor and be Odin, you rodent, I'm omnipotent Let off then I'm reloading with these bombs I'm totin' And I not be woken I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head, a floating But I got your mom deep I'm out my ramen noodle, we nothing in common, poodle I'm a doberman, yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil It's me, my brutal But it's honestly if I don't utilize what I do though For good at once in a while So I wanna make sure somewhere in chicken scratch I scribble and doodle Enough rhymes to maybe to try and help get people through tough times But I keep a few punchlines just in case cause even you unsigned Rappers are hungry looking at me like lunchtime I know there was a time where I Was of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind So I crunch rhymes, but when you combine with the skin color of mine You get too big and here come trying to, Censor you like one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Marshall Mathers LP One where I tried to say I take seven kids from Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a and a nine See if I get away with it now that I as big as I was, but I've Morphed into an immortal coming the portal stuck in a time warp from 2004 though And I don't know what the fuck you rhyme for pointless as Rapunzel with fucking cornrows You're like normal, fuck normal And I just bought a new Raygun from the To come and shoot ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad 'Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at pad Singin' to a man while played piano Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 on the cable channel So Ray J went straight to the radio the very next day "Hey, Fab, kill you" Lyrics at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad) Uh, lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human What I do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of So that you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you I'm never stating, more never demonstrating How to give a audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever For the day that they can say I fell off, be celebrating I know the way to get 'em motivated I make elevating music, you elevator music Oh, too mainstream Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, confuse it It's not hip hop, it's pop, cause I found a way to fuse it rock, shock rap with Doc Throw on Lose Yourself and 'em lose it I don't know how to make like that I don't know words to use Let me know it occurs to you While I'm ripping any one of these diverse as you curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you How many I gotta murder to, Prove that if you're as nice at songs you can sacrifice virgins too uh! flunkie, pill junky But look at the accolades the skills me Full of myself, but still I bully myself cause I make me do I put my mind to And I'm a million above you, ill when I speak in tongues But it's tongue in cheek, fuck you I'm drunk so Satan the fucking wheel, I'm asleep in the front seat Bumping Heavy D and the Boys, chunky, but funky But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and Angels fight with devils, what they want from me asking me to eliminate some of the women hate But if you into consideration the bitter hatred that I had Then you may be a little patient and more to the situation And understand the But fuck it, life's you lemons, make lemonade then But if I can't batter the how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then? mistake it for Satan It's a fatal if you think I need to be overseas And take a vacation to trip a And make her on her face and don't be a retard Be a king? not, why be a king when you can be a God?