Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to your feelings But I'm only to get this one chance wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on) Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't what If means, what I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble, And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not any chances You were what the doctor ordered
I'm beginning to feel a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the to the back nod, back nod Now who their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box? They said I rap like a robot, so call me
But for me to rap like a computer must be in my I got a laptop in my pocket My pen'll go off when I it Got a fat knot that rap profit a living and a killing off it Ever since Bill was still in office With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his I'm an MC as honest But as rude and as all hell syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with) slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip hop You don't really wanna get into a pissing with this rappidy rap Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, pack backpack rap, yep, The exact same time I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts I'm practicing I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table Over the back of a couple of and crack it in half Only it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact How could I not blow? All I do is F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack Rappers are having a rough period, here's a Maxipad actually disastrously bad For the wack I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as
I'm to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my people the front to the back nod, back nod Now who thinks their arms are long enough to box, slap box? Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, hard
Everybody the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got Well, to be truthful the simply rage and youthful exuberance Everybody to root for a nuisance Hit the earth an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the moon since MC's get taken to with this music I use it as a vehicle to bust a rhyme Now I lead a new full of students Me? I'm a of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N- -W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Inspired to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position To meet Run DMC and induct them the motherfuckin' Rock n' Hall of Fame Even though I walk in the and burst in a ball of flames Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame On the wall of You fags think all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames Off of planking, tell me in the fuck are you thinking? gay looking boy So gay I can barely say it a straight face looking boy You witnessing a Like you watching a church gathering take looking boy Oy vey, that gay, that's all they say looking boy You get a thumbs up, pat on the And a way to go your label everyday looking boy Hey, boy, what you say looking boy? I got a "hell yeah" from Dre boy work for everything I have Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my looking boy Basically boy you're never gonna be To keep up with the same pace boy
'Cause I'm beginning to feel a Rap God, Rap God All my people the front to the back nod, back nod The way I'm racing around the track, me Nascar, Nascar Dale of the trailer park, the White Trash God Kneel before General Zod this Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard
So you be Thor and I'll be Odin, you rodent, I'm Let off then I'm reloading immediately with these I'm totin' And I should not be I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a head, a zombie floating But I got your mom deep I'm out my noodle, we have nothing in common, poodle I'm a doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, me, my honesty's brutal But it's honestly if I don't utilize what I do though For good at least in a while So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I and doodle Enough rhymes to maybe to try and help get some through tough times But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case cause you unsigned Rappers are hungry looking at me it's lunchtime I know there was a time where I Was king of the underground, but I rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes you combine Appeal the skin color of mine You get too big and here come trying to, Censor you like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Mathers LP One where I tried to say I take kids from Columbine Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but Morphed an immortal coming through the portal You're stuck in a warp from 2004 though And I don't what the fuck that you rhyme for pointless as Rapunzel with fucking cornrows You're normal, fuck being normal And I just a new Raygun from the future To just come and shoot ya like Fabolous made Ray J mad Fab said he looked like a fag at Maywhether's pad Singin' to a man they played piano Man, oh man, that was a special on the cable channel So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very day "Hey, Fab, I'mma you" Lyrics at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad) Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you I'm a human What I gotta do to get it to you I'm superhuman and I'm made of rubber So that anything you ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you I'm never stating, more never demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling it's levitating Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, be celebrating Cause I the way to get 'em motivated I make elevating music, you make music Oh, he's too Well, what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it It's not hip hop, it's pop, cause I found a way to fuse it With rock, shock rap Doc Throw on Lose Yourself and 'em lose it I don't know how to make songs that I don't know what to use Let me know when it to you I'm ripping any one of these verses diverse as you It's curtains, I'm inadvertently you How many I gotta murder to, Prove if you're half as nice at songs you can sacrifice virgins too uh! School flunkie, pill But look at the accolades the skills me of myself, but still hungry I bully myself cause I me do what I put my mind to And I'm a leagues above you, ill when I speak in tongues But it's still tongue in cheek, you I'm so Satan take the fucking wheel, I'm asleep in the front seat Bumping Heavy D and the Boys, chunky, but funky But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and Angels fight with devils, here's they want from me They asking me to eliminate some of the women But if you into consideration the bitter hatred that I had Then you may be a little and more sympathetic to the situation And understand the But fuck it, life's you lemons, make lemonade then But if I can't batter the women how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake Don't it for Satan a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas And take a vacation to a broad And make her on her face and don't be a retard Be a king? Think not, why be a king you can be a God?