Look, I was gonna go on you and not to hurt your feelings But I'm only going to get one chance Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Shady, you're on) Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I know what If that means, I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble, And if he is as as you say, I'm not taking any chances You were what the doctor ordered
I'm beginning to like a Rap God, Rap God All my people the front to the back nod, back nod Now who thinks their arms are long enough to box, slap box? They said I rap a robot, so call me Rapbot
But for me to rap like a computer be in my genes I got a laptop in my pocket My pen'll go off I half-cock it Got a fat from that rap profit Made a and a killing off it Ever since Bill Clinton was in office With Lewinsky feeling on his nut-sack I'm an MC as honest But as and indecent as all hell syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with) This slickety, gibbedy, hip hop You don't really wanna get into a pissing with this rappidy rap Packing a Mac in the of the Ac, pack backpack rap, yep, yackidy-yac The same time I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing That still be able to break a motherfuckin' table the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half Only realized it was I was signed to Aftermath after the fact How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my of attack are having a rough time period, here's a Maxipad It's actually bad For the wack I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as
I'm beginning to feel a Rap God, Rap God All my from the front to the back nod, back nod Now who their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box? Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, hard
Everybody want the key and the to rap immortality like I have got Well, to be the blueprint's simply rage and youthful exuberance Everybody loves to root for a Hit the earth like an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the since MC's get taken to with this music Cause I use it as a vehicle to bust a Now I lead a new school full of Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, N- -W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, you, they got Slim Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a To meet Run DMC and them into the motherfuckin' Rock n' Hall of Fame Even though I walk in the and burst in a ball of flames Only Hall of I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame On the wall of You fags think it's all a game 'til I a flock of flames Off of planking, tell me what in the are you thinking? gay looking boy So gay I can say it with a straight face looking boy You witnessing a Like you watching a church take place looking boy Oy vey, that boy's gay, that's all say looking boy You get a thumbs up, pat on the And a way to go from your everyday looking boy Hey, boy, what you say looking boy? I got a "hell yeah" from Dre boy I'mma work for I have Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my looking boy boy you're never gonna be capable To up with the same pace looking boy
'Cause I'm beginning to like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the back nod, nod The way I'm racing the track, call me Nascar, Nascar Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the Trash God Kneel before General Zod this Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard
So you be Thor and I'll be Odin, you rodent, I'm Let off then I'm immediately with these bombs I'm totin' And I should not be I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head, a floating But I got your mom deep I'm out my ramen noodle, we have nothing in common, I'm a doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, me, my honesty's brutal But honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though For good at least once in a So I wanna make sure somewhere in this scratch I scribble and doodle Enough rhymes to maybe to try and help get people through tough times But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case even you unsigned Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's I know was a time where once I Was king of the underground, but I still rap I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes you combine with the skin color of mine You get too big and here they trying to, Censor you like that one line I on "I'm Back" from the Marshall Mathers LP One where I tried to say I take seven from Columbine Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a and a nine See if I get away it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I've Morphed an immortal coming through the portal You're stuck in a warp from 2004 though And I don't what the fuck that you rhyme for You're pointless as with fucking cornrows You're like normal, fuck normal And I just bought a new from the future To just and shoot ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad 'Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at pad Singin' to a man they played piano Man, oh man, that was a special on the cable channel So Ray J went straight to the radio the very next day "Hey, Fab, kill you" coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad) Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm and I'm made of rubber So that anything you saying off of me and it'll glue to you I'm never stating, more than never How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like levitating Never fading, and I know that the are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be Cause I know the way to get 'em I make music, you make elevator music Oh, too mainstream Well, that's what they do when get jealous, they confuse it It's not hip hop, it's pop, I found a hella way to fuse it With rock, rap with Doc Throw on Lose and make 'em lose it I don't know how to make like that I know what words to use Let me when it occurs to you While I'm ripping any one of these verses as you curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you How many verses I gotta to, Prove that if you're half as at songs you can sacrifice virgins too uh! School flunkie, junky But at the accolades the skills brung me Full of myself, but still I bully cause I make me do what I put my mind to And I'm a million leagues you, ill when I speak in tongues But it's still in cheek, fuck you I'm drunk so Satan take the fucking wheel, I'm asleep in the front Bumping Heavy D and the Boys, chunky, but funky But in my head there's I can feel tugging and struggling Angels fight with devils, here's what they from me They asking me to eliminate some of the women But if you take into consideration the bitter that I had Then you may be a little patient and more to the situation And the discrimination But fuck it, handing you lemons, make lemonade then But if I batter the women how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then? mistake it for Satan It's a mistake if you think I need to be overseas And take a vacation to trip a And make her fall on her face and don't be a Be a king? Think not, why be a when you can be a God?