Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your But I'm only going to get one chance Something's wrong, I can it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on) Just a feeling got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what If that means, I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble, And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any You were just the doctor ordered
I'm beginning to like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the back nod, nod Now who thinks their arms are enough to slap box, slap box? They said I rap like a robot, so me Rapbot
But for me to rap like a computer be in my genes I got a laptop in my back My go off when I half-cock it Got a fat from that rap profit Made a and a killing off it Ever since Bill was still in office With Lewinsky feeling on his nut-sack I'm an MC still as But as and indecent as all hell syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with) This slickety, gibbedy, hip hop You don't really wanna get a pissing match with this rappidy rap Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, pack rap, yep, yackidy-yac The exact time I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing That I'll still be able to break a table Over the back of a of faggots and crack it in half Only realized it was ironic I was to Aftermath after the fact How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my of attack Rappers are having a rough period, here's a Maxipad actually disastrously bad For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing masterpiece as
I'm beginning to feel a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the to the back nod, back nod Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, box? Let me show you maintaining shit ain't that hard, that hard
Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality I have got Well, to be the blueprint's simply rage and youthful exuberance Everybody loves to for a nuisance Hit the earth like an asteroid, did but shoot for the moon since get taken to school with this music Cause I use it as a to bust a rhyme Now I lead a new full of students Me? I'm a of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N- -W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a To meet Run DMC and induct them into the motherfuckin' n' Roll Hall of Even though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of On the wall of You fags think all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames Off of planking, me what in the fuck are you thinking? gay looking boy So gay I can barely say it a straight face looking boy You witnessing a Like you watching a gathering take place looking boy Oy vey, that boy's gay, that's all they say boy You get a thumbs up, pat on the And a way to go from label everyday looking boy Hey, boy, what you say looking boy? I got a "hell yeah" from Dre boy I'mma for everything I have Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my looking boy Basically boy you're never be capable To keep up the same pace looking boy
'Cause I'm beginning to like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the back nod, nod The way I'm racing around the track, me Nascar, Nascar Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White God Kneel before General Zod planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard
So you be Thor and I'll be Odin, you rodent, I'm Let off I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm totin' And I not be woken I'm the walking dead, but I'm a talking head, a zombie floating But I got your mom deep I'm out my ramen noodle, we have nothing in common, I'm a doberman, yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil me, my honesty's brutal But it's honestly futile if I utilize what I do though For good at least in a while So I wanna make sure in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle Enough to maybe to try and help get some people through tough times But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case even you unsigned Rappers are hungry looking at me like lunchtime I there was a time where once I Was king of the underground, but I rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind So I rhymes, but sometimes when you combine with the skin color of mine You get too big and they come trying to, Censor you like one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Marshall Mathers LP One where I tried to say I take seven kids Columbine Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a and a nine See if I get away with it now I ain't as big as I was, but I've Morphed into an immortal coming the portal You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 And I don't know what the fuck you rhyme for You're pointless as Rapunzel with cornrows You're like normal, fuck normal And I just a new Raygun from the future To just and shoot ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad 'Cause Fab said he like a fag at Maywhether's pad Singin' to a man they played piano Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the channel So Ray J went straight to the radio station the next day "Hey, Fab, kill you" Lyrics at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad) Uh, sama lamaa lamaa you assuming I'm a human I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of So anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you I'm never stating, than never demonstrating How to a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, be celebrating Cause I the way to get 'em motivated I make music, you make elevator music Oh, he's too Well, that's what they do when get jealous, they confuse it It's not hip hop, pop, cause I found a hella way to fuse it rock, shock rap with Doc Throw on Lose Yourself and make 'em it I don't know how to songs like that I don't know words to use Let me when it occurs to you While I'm any one of these verses diverse as you It's curtains, I'm hurtin' you How many I gotta murder to, Prove that if you're half as nice at songs you can virgins too uh! School flunkie, junky But look at the accolades the skills me Full of myself, but still I myself cause I make me do what I put my mind to And I'm a million leagues above you, ill I speak in tongues But it's tongue in cheek, fuck you I'm drunk so Satan take the fucking wheel, I'm in the front seat Bumping D and the Boys, still chunky, but funky But in my head something I can feel tugging and struggling Angels fight with devils, what they want from me They me to eliminate some of the women hate But if you take into consideration the hatred that I had Then you may be a little patient and sympathetic to the situation And the discrimination But fuck it, life's handing you lemons, lemonade then But if I can't the women how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then? Don't mistake it for It's a fatal mistake if you I need to be overseas And a vacation to trip a broad And make her fall on her and don't be a retard Be a king? Think not, why be a king you can be a God?