Look, I was gonna go on you and not to hurt your feelings But I'm going to get this one chance Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, on) Just a feeling I've got, like about to happen, but I don't know what If means, what I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble, And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any You were just what the ordered
I'm to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the to the back nod, back nod Now who thinks their are long enough to slap box, slap box? They I rap like a robot, so call me Rapbot
But for me to rap like a must be in my genes I got a in my back pocket My pen'll go off I half-cock it Got a fat from that rap profit Made a living and a off it Ever since Bill Clinton was still in With Lewinsky feeling on his nut-sack I'm an MC as honest But as rude and indecent as all hell syllables, (Kill 'em all with) slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip hop You don't really wanna get into a pissing match this rappidy rap Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, pack backpack rap, yep, The same time I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table Over the back of a couple of faggots and it in half Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath the fact How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my of attack Rappers are a rough time period, here's a Maxipad It's disastrously bad For the while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as
I'm beginning to like a Rap God, Rap God All my from the front to the back nod, back nod Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, box? Let me you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hard
Everybody the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got Well, to be truthful the blueprint's rage and youthful exuberance Everybody to root for a nuisance Hit the earth like an asteroid, did but shoot for the moon since MC's get taken to with this music I use it as a vehicle to bust a rhyme Now I lead a new school full of Me? I'm a of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N- -W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, you, they got Slim enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position To meet Run DMC and induct into the motherfuckin' Rock n' Hall of Fame Even though I walk in the and burst in a ball of flames Only Hall of Fame I be in is the alcohol of fame On the wall of You fags it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames Off of planking, me what in the fuck are you thinking? Little gay boy So gay I can barely say it with a straight face boy You a massacre Like you watching a church gathering take place boy Oy vey, boy's gay, that's all they say looking boy You get a thumbs up, pat on the And a way to go your label everyday looking boy Hey, looking boy, you say looking boy? I got a "hell yeah" from Dre boy I'mma work for everything I ask nobody for shit, get outta my face looking boy Basically boy you're never be capable To keep up with the pace looking boy
'Cause I'm to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the nod, back nod The way I'm around the track, call me Nascar, Nascar Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God Kneel before Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard
So you be Thor and be Odin, you rodent, I'm omnipotent Let off then I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm And I not be woken I'm the dead, but I'm just a talking head, a zombie floating But I got your mom throating I'm out my ramen noodle, we have in common, poodle I'm a doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, It's me, my honesty's But it's honestly if I don't utilize what I do though For good at once in a while So I wanna make sure somewhere in this scratch I scribble and doodle rhymes to maybe to try and help get some people through tough times But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case cause even you Rappers are hungry looking at me it's lunchtime I there was a time where once I Was king of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes you combine Appeal with the skin color of You get too big and here they trying to, Censor you like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Mathers LP One where I tried to say I take kids from Columbine Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a See if I get with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I've Morphed into an immortal through the portal You're stuck in a time from 2004 though And I don't know the fuck that you rhyme for You're pointless as with fucking cornrows You're like normal, being normal And I just a new Raygun from the future To just come and shoot ya like when made Ray J mad 'Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at pad Singin' to a man while they piano Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 on the cable channel So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very day "Hey, Fab, I'mma you" Lyrics coming at you at speed, (JJ Fad) Uh, lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of So that anything you saying off of me and it'll glue to you I'm never stating, more than demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like levitating Never fading, and I know that the are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, be celebrating Cause I the way to get 'em motivated I make elevating music, you make elevator Oh, too mainstream Well, that's what they do when get jealous, they confuse it It's not hip hop, it's pop, I found a hella way to fuse it rock, shock rap with Doc Throw on Lose Yourself and make 'em it I don't know how to make like that I don't know what to use Let me know when it to you While I'm ripping any one of verses diverse as you curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you How many verses I gotta to, Prove if you're half as nice at songs you can sacrifice virgins too uh! School flunkie, pill But look at the the skills brung me of myself, but still hungry I bully myself cause I make me do what I put my to And I'm a million leagues you, ill when I speak in tongues But it's still in cheek, fuck you I'm drunk so Satan take the fucking wheel, I'm in the front seat Heavy D and the Boys, still chunky, but funky But in my head something I can feel tugging and struggling Angels fight devils, here's what they want from me They asking me to eliminate some of the women But if you take into the bitter hatred that I had Then you may be a little patient and more to the situation And the discrimination But it, life's handing you lemons, make lemonade then But if I can't batter the women how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake Don't mistake it for It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be And a vacation to trip a broad And her fall on her face and don't be a retard Be a king? Think not, why be a king when you can be a