Look, I was go easy on you and not to hurt your feelings But I'm only going to get this one Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, on) Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know If that means, what I it means, we're in trouble, big trouble, And if he is as as you say, I'm not taking any chances You were just what the doctor
I'm beginning to like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the nod, back nod Now who thinks their arms are long to slap box, slap box? They I rap like a robot, so call me Rapbot
But for me to rap like a computer be in my genes I got a laptop in my pocket My go off when I half-cock it Got a fat knot from that rap Made a and a killing off it Ever Bill Clinton was still in office With Lewinsky feeling on his nut-sack I'm an MC still as But as rude and indecent as all hell syllables, (Kill 'em all with) This slickety, gibbedy, hip hop You don't really wanna get into a pissing match with this rap a Mac in the back of the Ac, pack backpack rap, yep, yackidy-yac The exact same time I attempt lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing That I'll still be to break a motherfuckin' table Over the back of a of faggots and crack it in half Only it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of Rappers are having a rough period, here's a Maxipad actually disastrously bad For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing masterpiece as
I'm beginning to like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the nod, back nod Now who thinks their are long enough to slap box, slap box? Let me show you this shit ain't that hard, that hard
want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply and youthful exuberance loves to root for a nuisance Hit the like an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the moon since MC's get taken to school with music Cause I use it as a vehicle to bust a Now I lead a new school of students Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Shabazz, 2Pac N- -W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, got Slim Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a To meet Run DMC and induct them into the motherfuckin' n' Roll of Fame Even though I in the church and burst in a ball of flames Only Hall of Fame I be in is the alcohol of fame On the of shame You think it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames Off of planking, me what in the fuck are you thinking? Little gay boy So gay I can say it with a straight face looking boy You witnessing a Like you watching a church take place looking boy Oy vey, boy's gay, that's all they say looking boy You get a up, pat on the back And a way to go from your label everyday boy Hey, looking boy, what you say boy? I got a "hell yeah" Dre looking boy work for everything I have Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my face boy Basically boy never gonna be capable To keep up with the pace looking boy
'Cause I'm beginning to like a Rap God, Rap God All my people the front to the back nod, back nod The way I'm around the track, call me Nascar, Nascar Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the Trash God Kneel before General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard,
So you be Thor and I'll be Odin, you rodent, I'm Let off then I'm reloading immediately with these I'm totin' And I should not be I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head, a floating But I got mom deep throating I'm out my ramen noodle, we have in common, poodle I'm a doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, me, my honesty's brutal But it's honestly if I don't utilize what I do though For good at once in a while So I wanna make sure somewhere in chicken scratch I scribble and doodle Enough rhymes to maybe to try and help get some people through tough But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case cause even you Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's I know there was a time once I Was king of the underground, but I rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes you combine Appeal with the skin color of You get too big and here come trying to, Censor you like that one I said on "I'm Back" from the Marshall Mathers LP One where I tried to say I seven kids from Columbine Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a See if I get away with it now that I as big as I was, but I've Morphed an immortal coming through the portal You're stuck in a time from 2004 though And I don't what the fuck that you rhyme for You're as Rapunzel with fucking cornrows You're like normal, being normal And I just bought a new Raygun the future To just come and shoot ya like when Fabolous Ray J mad 'Cause Fab said he like a fag at Maywhether's pad to a man while they played piano Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 on the cable channel So Ray J straight to the radio station the very next day "Hey, Fab, kill you" Lyrics coming at you at speed, (JJ Fad) Uh, sama duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it to you I'm superhuman and I'm made of rubber So anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you I'm never stating, more never demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that the haters are waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be I know the way to get 'em motivated I make elevating music, you make elevator Oh, he's too Well, that's what they do they get jealous, they confuse it It's not hip hop, it's pop, I found a hella way to fuse it With rock, rap with Doc on Lose Yourself and make 'em lose it I don't know how to make songs like I don't know what to use Let me know when it to you While I'm ripping any one of these diverse as you It's curtains, I'm hurtin' you How many verses I gotta to, Prove that if you're half as nice at songs you can sacrifice too uh! School flunkie, junky But look at the accolades the brung me Full of myself, but still I bully myself cause I me do what I put my mind to And I'm a million leagues above you, ill when I in tongues But it's still tongue in cheek, you I'm drunk so Satan take the fucking wheel, I'm in the front seat Heavy D and the Boys, still chunky, but funky But in my head something I can feel tugging and struggling Angels fight with devils, here's they want from me They asking me to eliminate of the women hate But if you take into the bitter hatred that I had Then you may be a little and more sympathetic to the situation And the discrimination But fuck it, life's handing you lemons, lemonade then But if I can't batter the how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then? Don't mistake it for It's a fatal mistake if you think I to be overseas And take a vacation to trip a And make her fall on her face and don't be a Be a Think not, why be a king when you can be a God?