Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your But I'm going to get this one chance Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, on) Just a I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what If that means, I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble, And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any You were just the doctor ordered
I'm beginning to feel a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the back nod, nod Now who thinks their arms are long enough to box, slap box? They said I rap like a robot, so call me
But for me to rap like a computer be in my genes I got a laptop in my back My pen'll go off when I it Got a fat knot from rap profit Made a and a killing off it Ever since Bill Clinton was in office With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his I'm an MC as honest But as and indecent as all hell syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with) This slickety, gibbedy, hip hop You don't really get into a pissing match with this rappidy rap Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, backpack rap, yep, yackidy-yac The exact same I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing That I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' Over the of a couple of faggots and crack it in half realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, my wrath of attack Rappers are having a rough time period, here's a It's actually bad For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing masterpiece as
I'm to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the back nod, nod Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that
Everybody the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and exuberance Everybody loves to root for a Hit the earth like an asteroid, did but shoot for the moon since MC's get to school with this music Cause I use it as a to bust a rhyme Now I a new school full of students Me? I'm a of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N- -W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, you, they got Slim Inspired enough to one day up, blow up and be in a position To meet Run DMC and them into the motherfuckin' Rock n' Hall of Fame Even though I walk in the and burst in a ball of flames Only Hall of Fame I be in is the alcohol of fame On the wall of You think it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames Off of planking, me what in the fuck are you thinking? gay looking boy So gay I can barely say it with a face looking boy You witnessing a Like you watching a gathering take place looking boy Oy vey, that boy's gay, that's all they say boy You get a up, pat on the back And a way to go from your label everyday boy Hey, looking boy, what you say boy? I got a "hell yeah" from Dre boy work for everything I have Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my looking boy Basically boy you're never be capable To keep up with the same pace boy
'Cause I'm beginning to feel a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the back nod, nod The way I'm racing the track, call me Nascar, Nascar Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White God Kneel before General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard,
So you be Thor and I'll be Odin, you rodent, I'm Let off then I'm immediately with these bombs I'm totin' And I not be woken I'm the dead, but I'm just a talking head, a zombie floating But I got your mom deep I'm out my ramen noodle, we have nothing in common, I'm a doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, me, my honesty's brutal But it's futile if I don't utilize what I do though For good at least once in a So I wanna make somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle rhymes to maybe to try and help get some people through tough times But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in cause even you unsigned Rappers are looking at me like it's lunchtime I know there was a time once I Was king of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Monch grind So I rhymes, but sometimes when you combine with the skin color of mine You get too big and here they come to, Censor you that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Marshall Mathers LP One where I tried to say I take seven from Columbine Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a and a nine See if I get away with it now that I as big as I was, but I've Morphed into an immortal coming through the You're stuck in a time warp from though And I don't know what the that you rhyme for You're pointless as Rapunzel with fucking You're like normal, being normal And I just bought a new from the future To just come and shoot ya like when Fabolous Ray J mad Fab said he looked like a fag at Maywhether's pad Singin' to a man while played piano Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the channel So Ray J went to the radio station the very next day "Hey, Fab, kill you" Lyrics at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad) Uh, sama lamaa duma you assuming I'm a human What I do to get it through to you I'm superhuman and I'm made of rubber So that anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll to you I'm never stating, more never demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling it's levitating fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I off, they'd be celebrating I know the way to get 'em motivated I make elevating music, you make elevator Oh, too mainstream Well, what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it It's not hip hop, it's pop, I found a hella way to fuse it rock, shock rap with Doc Throw on Lose and make 'em lose it I don't know how to songs like that I don't what words to use Let me know when it to you I'm ripping any one of these verses diverse as you It's curtains, I'm inadvertently you How verses I gotta murder to, Prove that if you're half as nice at songs you can sacrifice too uh! School flunkie, pill But look at the the skills brung me Full of myself, but still I bully myself cause I make me do what I put my to And I'm a million leagues above you, ill when I in tongues But it's tongue in cheek, fuck you I'm drunk so Satan take the wheel, I'm asleep in the front seat Bumping D and the Boys, still chunky, but funky But in my head something I can feel tugging and struggling Angels fight with devils, what they want from me They asking me to eliminate some of the women But if you take into the bitter hatred that I had Then you may be a little patient and more to the situation And the discrimination But fuck it, life's handing you lemons, make then But if I batter the women how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then? mistake it for Satan It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be And a vacation to trip a broad And make her fall on her and don't be a retard Be a king? not, why be a king when you can be a God?