Look, I was gonna go on you and not to hurt your feelings But I'm only to get this one chance Something's wrong, I can it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on) Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know If that means, what I think it means, in trouble, big trouble, And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not any chances You were just what the doctor
I'm beginning to feel a Rap God, Rap God All my from the front to the back nod, back nod Now who thinks their arms are long enough to box, slap box? They I rap like a robot, so call me Rapbot
But for me to rap like a computer be in my genes I got a laptop in my back My go off when I half-cock it Got a fat from that rap profit Made a and a killing off it Ever since Bill Clinton was still in With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his I'm an MC as honest But as and indecent as all hell syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with) This slickety, gibbedy, hip hop You don't really wanna get into a pissing with this rappidy rap Packing a Mac in the of the Ac, pack backpack rap, yep, yackidy-yac The exact same time I attempt these lyrical stunts while I'm practicing That I'll still be able to break a table Over the back of a couple of and crack it in half realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact How could I not All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack Rappers are having a time period, here's a Maxipad It's disastrously bad For the wack while I'm masterfully this masterpiece as
I'm beginning to feel a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the back nod, nod Now who thinks arms are long enough to slap box, slap box? Let me show you maintaining this shit that hard, that hard
Everybody the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got Well, to be the blueprint's simply rage and youthful exuberance loves to root for a nuisance Hit the like an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the moon since MC's get taken to with this music I use it as a vehicle to bust a rhyme Now I lead a new school full of Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Shabazz, 2Pac N- -W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Inspired to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position To meet Run DMC and induct them into the Rock n' Roll of Fame Even though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of Only Hall of Fame I be in is the alcohol of fame On the wall of You fags think all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames Off of planking, tell me in the fuck are you thinking? gay looking boy So gay I can barely say it with a straight looking boy You a massacre Like you watching a church take place looking boy Oy vey, that boy's gay, that's all say looking boy You get a thumbs up, pat on the And a way to go from your label looking boy Hey, looking boy, what you say looking I got a "hell yeah" from Dre boy I'mma work for I have Never ask nobody for shit, get my face looking boy Basically boy you're never gonna be To keep up with the same pace boy
'Cause I'm beginning to like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the to the back nod, back nod The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar, Dale Earnhardt of the park, the White Trash God Kneel before General Zod this Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard
So you be Thor and be Odin, you rodent, I'm omnipotent Let off then I'm reloading immediately with bombs I'm totin' And I not be woken I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head, a floating But I got your mom deep I'm out my ramen noodle, we nothing in common, poodle I'm a doberman, pinch in the arm and pay homage, pupil It's me, my honesty's But it's honestly futile if I utilize what I do though For good at once in a while So I wanna make sure in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle Enough rhymes to maybe to try and help get people through tough times But I gotta a few punchlines just in case cause even you unsigned are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime I know was a time where once I Was king of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Monch grind So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes you combine Appeal with the skin color of You get too big and here come trying to, Censor you like that one I said on "I'm Back" from the Marshall Mathers LP One where I to say I take seven kids from Columbine Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a and a nine See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but Morphed into an immortal coming through the You're stuck in a warp from 2004 though And I don't know what the fuck that you for You're as Rapunzel with fucking cornrows You're like normal, fuck normal And I just bought a new Raygun the future To come and shoot ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad 'Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at pad Singin' to a man while played piano Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable So Ray J went straight to the radio station the next day "Hey, Fab, kill you" Lyrics coming at you at speed, (JJ Fad) Uh, lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of So that anything you saying off of me and it'll glue to you I'm never stating, more than demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling it's levitating Never fading, and I know that the are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, be celebrating Cause I the way to get 'em motivated I make music, you make elevator music Oh, too mainstream Well, that's what they do they get jealous, they confuse it It's not hip hop, it's pop, I found a hella way to fuse it rock, shock rap with Doc Throw on Lose and make 'em lose it I don't how to make songs like that I don't what words to use Let me know it occurs to you While I'm ripping any one of these diverse as you curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you How many verses I gotta to, Prove that if you're half as nice at songs you can sacrifice too uh! School flunkie, pill But at the accolades the skills brung me Full of myself, but still I bully myself cause I make me do what I put my to And I'm a million above you, ill when I speak in tongues But still tongue in cheek, fuck you I'm drunk so Satan take the wheel, I'm asleep in the front seat Heavy D and the Boys, still chunky, but funky But in my head there's something I can feel and struggling Angels fight with devils, here's what they from me asking me to eliminate some of the women hate But if you take into consideration the bitter that I had Then you may be a patient and more sympathetic to the situation And the discrimination But fuck it, life's handing you lemons, make lemonade But if I can't batter the women how the fuck am I supposed to bake a cake then? mistake it for Satan It's a fatal mistake if you think I to be overseas And take a to trip a broad And make her fall on her face and be a retard Be a king? Think not, why be a king when you can be a