Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt feelings But I'm only going to get one chance wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on) Just a feeling I've got, like about to happen, but I don't know what If that means, I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble, And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not any chances You were just the doctor ordered
I'm to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the to the back nod, back nod Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, box? said I rap like a robot, so call me Rapbot
But for me to rap a computer must be in my genes I got a laptop in my pocket My go off when I half-cock it Got a fat knot that rap profit a living and a killing off it Ever since Bill Clinton was in office With Lewinsky feeling on his nut-sack I'm an MC still as But as rude and indecent as all hell syllables, (Kill 'em all with) slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip hop You don't really wanna get into a pissing match this rappidy rap Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, pack backpack rap, yep, The exact same time I attempt these lyrical acrobat while I'm practicing That I'll be able to break a motherfuckin' table Over the back of a of faggots and crack it in half Only realized it was ironic I was signed to after the fact How I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack Rappers are having a rough time period, a Maxipad actually disastrously bad For the while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as
I'm beginning to like a Rap God, Rap God All my from the front to the back nod, back nod Now who thinks their arms are enough to slap box, slap box? Let me show you maintaining this shit that hard, that hard
Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I got Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and exuberance Everybody loves to root for a Hit the earth like an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the since MC's get to school with this music I use it as a vehicle to bust a rhyme Now I lead a new school full of Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Shabazz, 2Pac N- -W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, got Slim Inspired to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position To meet Run DMC and induct them into the motherfuckin' n' Roll of Fame though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames Only of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame On the of shame You fags think it's all a game 'til I walk a of flames Off of planking, tell me what in the fuck are you gay looking boy So gay I can barely say it a straight face looking boy You witnessing a you watching a church gathering take place looking boy Oy vey, boy's gay, that's all they say looking boy You get a thumbs up, pat on the And a way to go from your label everyday boy Hey, looking boy, what you say boy? I got a "hell yeah" from Dre boy I'mma work for I have Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my face boy Basically boy never gonna be capable To keep up with the same looking boy
'Cause I'm beginning to like a Rap God, Rap God All my from the front to the back nod, back nod The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar, Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White God before General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard
So you be Thor and I'll be Odin, you rodent, I'm Let off then I'm reloading immediately with bombs I'm totin' And I should not be I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head, a floating But I got your mom deep I'm out my ramen noodle, we nothing in common, poodle I'm a doberman, pinch in the arm and pay homage, pupil It's me, my honesty's But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize I do though For at least once in a while So I wanna make sure somewhere in chicken scratch I scribble and doodle Enough rhymes to to try and help get some people through tough times But I gotta keep a few punchlines in case cause even you unsigned Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's I know there was a time where I Was king of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you Appeal with the skin color of You get too big and here they come to, Censor you that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Marshall Mathers LP One I tried to say I take seven kids from Columbine Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a and a nine See if I get away with it now that I as big as I was, but I've Morphed into an immortal coming through the You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 And I know what the fuck that you rhyme for You're as Rapunzel with fucking cornrows You're like normal, fuck being And I just bought a new from the future To just come and shoot ya like when made Ray J mad 'Cause Fab said he looked a fag at Maywhether's pad to a man while they played piano Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 on the cable channel So Ray J went to the radio station the very next day "Hey, Fab, I'mma you" coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad) Uh, sama lamaa lamaa you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm and I'm made of rubber So that anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll to you I'm never stating, more than never How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's Never fading, and I know that the are forever waiting For the day they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating I know the way to get 'em motivated I make elevating music, you make music Oh, he's too Well, that's what they do they get jealous, they confuse it It's not hip hop, it's pop, cause I found a way to fuse it With rock, shock rap Doc Throw on Lose and make 'em lose it I don't know how to songs like that I know what words to use Let me know it occurs to you While I'm ripping any one of verses diverse as you It's curtains, I'm inadvertently you How many verses I murder to, Prove that if you're as nice at songs you can sacrifice virgins too uh! School flunkie, pill But look at the accolades the brung me of myself, but still hungry I bully myself cause I me do what I put my mind to And I'm a million leagues above you, ill when I in tongues But it's tongue in cheek, fuck you I'm drunk so Satan the fucking wheel, I'm asleep in the front seat Bumping D and the Boys, still chunky, but funky But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and Angels fight with devils, here's what they from me They asking me to some of the women hate But if you take consideration the bitter hatred that I had you may be a little patient and more sympathetic to the situation And understand the But fuck it, life's you lemons, make lemonade then But if I can't batter the women how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a then? Don't mistake it for a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas And take a vacation to a broad And make her fall on her face and be a retard Be a king? Think not, why be a king when you can be a