Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt feelings But I'm only to get this one chance wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on) Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know If that means, I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble, And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not any chances You were just what the ordered
I'm beginning to feel a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the back nod, nod Now who thinks arms are long enough to slap box, slap box? They said I rap like a robot, so me Rapbot
But for me to rap like a computer must be in my I got a laptop in my back My pen'll go off I half-cock it Got a fat from that rap profit Made a and a killing off it Ever since Clinton was still in office With Monica Lewinsky on his nut-sack I'm an MC still as But as and indecent as all hell syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with) slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip hop You don't really wanna get a pissing match with this rappidy rap Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, backpack rap, yep, yackidy-yac The exact time I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing That I'll still be able to break a table Over the back of a couple of and crack it in half Only it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of Rappers are having a rough time period, a Maxipad It's actually bad For the wack while I'm constructing this masterpiece as
I'm beginning to like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the to the back nod, back nod Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, box? Let me you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hard
want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and youthful Everybody loves to root for a Hit the like an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the moon since MC's get to school with this music Cause I use it as a vehicle to a rhyme Now I a new school full of students Me? I'm a of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N- -W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position To meet Run DMC and induct them the motherfuckin' Rock n' Hall of Fame Even I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames Only Hall of I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame On the of shame You fags think it's all a game I walk a flock of flames Off of planking, tell me in the fuck are you thinking? Little gay boy So gay I can barely say it with a straight looking boy You witnessing a you watching a church gathering take place looking boy Oy vey, that boy's gay, all they say looking boy You get a thumbs up, pat on the And a way to go from your label everyday boy Hey, looking boy, you say looking boy? I got a "hell yeah" from Dre boy I'mma work for everything I Never ask nobody for shit, get my face looking boy Basically boy you're gonna be capable To keep up with the same pace boy
I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the to the back nod, back nod The way I'm racing the track, call me Nascar, Nascar Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White God before General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard
So you be and I'll be Odin, you rodent, I'm omnipotent Let off then I'm immediately with these bombs I'm totin' And I should not be I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head, a zombie But I got mom deep throating I'm out my ramen noodle, we have in common, poodle I'm a doberman, yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil It's me, my brutal But it's honestly futile if I utilize what I do though For good at least in a while So I wanna make somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle Enough rhymes to maybe to try and help get some people tough times But I gotta a few punchlines just in case cause even you unsigned are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime I know there was a where once I Was king of the underground, but I still rap I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind So I crunch rhymes, but when you combine Appeal with the skin of mine You get too big and here they trying to, you like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Marshall Mathers LP One where I tried to say I seven kids from Columbine Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but Morphed into an immortal coming the portal You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 And I don't know what the fuck you rhyme for You're pointless as Rapunzel fucking cornrows You're like normal, fuck being And I bought a new Raygun from the future To just and shoot ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad 'Cause Fab said he looked a fag at Maywhether's pad to a man while they played piano Man, oh man, that was a special on the cable channel So Ray J straight to the radio station the very next day "Hey, Fab, kill you" Lyrics at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad) Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of So that anything you ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you I'm never stating, more never demonstrating How to give a audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I that the haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, be celebrating I know the way to get 'em motivated I make elevating music, you make elevator Oh, he's too Well, that's what they do when get jealous, they confuse it It's not hip hop, it's pop, I found a hella way to fuse it With rock, shock rap Doc Throw on Lose Yourself and make 'em it I don't know how to make songs like I know what words to use Let me know it occurs to you While I'm any one of these verses diverse as you It's curtains, I'm inadvertently you How many verses I murder to, Prove that if you're half as nice at songs you can virgins too uh! School flunkie, junky But look at the accolades the skills me Full of myself, but still I bully myself cause I make me do what I put my to And I'm a million leagues you, ill when I speak in tongues But it's still tongue in cheek, you I'm drunk so Satan take the fucking wheel, I'm in the front seat Bumping D and the Boys, still chunky, but funky But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and Angels fight devils, here's what they want from me They asking me to eliminate of the women hate But if you take into consideration the bitter that I had Then you may be a little and more sympathetic to the situation And understand the But fuck it, life's handing you lemons, make then But if I can't batter the women how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake Don't it for Satan It's a mistake if you think I need to be overseas And a vacation to trip a broad And her fall on her face and don't be a retard Be a king? Think not, why be a king you can be a God?