Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your But I'm going to get this one chance Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, on) Just a feeling I've got, like about to happen, but I don't know what If that means, what I it means, we're in trouble, big trouble, And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any You were just what the ordered
I'm beginning to feel a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the nod, back nod Now who thinks their arms are long to slap box, slap box? They I rap like a robot, so call me Rapbot
But for me to rap like a must be in my genes I got a laptop in my pocket My go off when I half-cock it Got a fat knot from that rap Made a and a killing off it Ever since Bill Clinton was in office With Monica feeling on his nut-sack I'm an MC as honest But as rude and indecent as all hell syllables, (Kill 'em all with) slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip hop You don't really wanna get into a pissing match with this rap Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, backpack rap, yep, yackidy-yac The exact same time I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm That still be able to break a motherfuckin' table Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in Only it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact How I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack Rappers are having a rough time period, a Maxipad It's actually bad For the wack while I'm masterfully this masterpiece as
I'm beginning to feel a Rap God, Rap God All my people the front to the back nod, back nod Now who thinks their are long enough to slap box, slap box? Let me show you maintaining this ain't that hard, that hard
Everybody want the key and the secret to rap like I have got Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and exuberance Everybody loves to root for a Hit the like an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the moon since MC's get taken to school with this I use it as a vehicle to bust a rhyme Now I a new school full of students Me? I'm a of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N- -W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, you, they got Slim Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a To meet Run DMC and induct them into the Rock n' Hall of Fame Even I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of On the wall of You fags think it's all a game 'til I a flock of flames Off of planking, tell me what in the are you thinking? gay looking boy So gay I can barely say it with a face looking boy You a massacre you watching a church gathering take place looking boy Oy vey, that gay, that's all they say looking boy You get a thumbs up, pat on the And a way to go your label everyday looking boy Hey, boy, what you say looking boy? I got a "hell yeah" from Dre boy I'mma work for everything I Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my face boy Basically boy you're never be capable To keep up with the same pace boy
'Cause I'm beginning to feel a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the nod, back nod The way I'm around the track, call me Nascar, Nascar Dale Earnhardt of the park, the White Trash God Kneel before General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard,
So you be Thor and I'll be Odin, you rodent, I'm Let off then I'm reloading immediately these bombs I'm totin' And I should not be I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a head, a zombie floating But I got mom deep throating I'm out my ramen noodle, we nothing in common, poodle I'm a doberman, pinch in the arm and pay homage, pupil It's me, my brutal But honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though For good at least once in a So I wanna make somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle Enough rhymes to maybe to try and get some people through tough times But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in cause even you unsigned Rappers are looking at me like it's lunchtime I know there was a time where I Was of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you Appeal the skin color of mine You get too big and here come trying to, you like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Marshall Mathers LP One I tried to say I take seven kids from Columbine Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a and a nine See if I get away with it now I ain't as big as I was, but I've into an immortal coming through the portal You're stuck in a time warp 2004 though And I don't know what the that you rhyme for You're as Rapunzel with fucking cornrows like normal, fuck being normal And I just bought a new Raygun from the To just come and shoot ya like Fabolous made Ray J mad 'Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at pad Singin' to a man while played piano Man, oh man, that was a special on the cable channel So Ray J went to the radio station the very next day "Hey, Fab, I'mma you" coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad) Uh, lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it to you I'm superhuman and I'm made of rubber So that anything you saying ricocheting off of me and glue to you I'm never stating, than never demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling it's levitating fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting For the day they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating I know the way to get 'em motivated I make elevating music, you make music Oh, too mainstream Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they it It's not hip hop, it's pop, cause I found a hella way to it With rock, shock rap Doc on Lose Yourself and make 'em lose it I don't know how to make songs that I know what words to use Let me know it occurs to you While I'm any one of these verses diverse as you curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you How many verses I murder to, Prove that if you're as nice at songs you can sacrifice virgins too uh! School flunkie, junky But at the accolades the skills brung me Full of myself, but hungry I bully cause I make me do what I put my mind to And I'm a leagues above you, ill when I speak in tongues But it's still tongue in cheek, you I'm drunk so Satan take the fucking wheel, I'm asleep in the front Bumping D and the Boys, still chunky, but funky But in my head something I can feel tugging and struggling fight with devils, here's what they want from me They asking me to eliminate some of the women But if you take into the bitter hatred that I had Then you may be a little patient and more sympathetic to the And understand the But it, life's handing you lemons, make lemonade then But if I can't batter the how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then? Don't mistake it for a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas And take a vacation to trip a And make her fall on her and don't be a retard Be a king? Think not, why be a king when you can be a