Look, I was gonna go on you and not to hurt your feelings But I'm only going to get this one Something's wrong, I can it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on) Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I know what If that means, what I think it means, in trouble, big trouble, And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any You were just what the ordered
I'm to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my from the front to the back nod, back nod Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap They I rap like a robot, so call me Rapbot
But for me to rap a computer must be in my genes I got a in my back pocket My pen'll go off when I it Got a fat knot from that rap Made a and a killing off it Ever since Clinton was still in office With Monica Lewinsky on his nut-sack I'm an MC as honest But as rude and indecent as all syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with) slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip hop You don't really wanna get into a pissing match with this rap Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, backpack rap, yep, yackidy-yac The exact same time I attempt these lyrical acrobat while I'm practicing That I'll still be able to a motherfuckin' table Over the of a couple of faggots and crack it in half Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my of attack Rappers are a rough time period, here's a Maxipad It's disastrously bad For the wack I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as
I'm beginning to like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the back nod, nod Now who thinks their arms are long to slap box, slap box? Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that
Everybody want the key and the to rap immortality like I have got Well, to be truthful the simply rage and youthful exuberance loves to root for a nuisance Hit the earth like an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the moon MC's get taken to with this music Cause I use it as a vehicle to a rhyme Now I lead a new school full of Me? I'm a of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N- -W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, got Slim Inspired enough to one day grow up, up and be in a position To meet Run DMC and induct them into the motherfuckin' n' Hall of Fame Even though I walk in the church and burst in a of flames Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of On the of shame You fags think it's all a game 'til I a flock of flames Off of planking, tell me in the fuck are you thinking? gay looking boy So gay I can barely say it a straight face looking boy You a massacre Like you watching a gathering take place looking boy Oy vey, that gay, that's all they say looking boy You get a up, pat on the back And a way to go from your everyday looking boy Hey, looking boy, what you say boy? I got a "hell yeah" Dre looking boy I'mma for everything I have Never ask nobody for shit, get my face looking boy Basically boy never gonna be capable To up with the same pace looking boy
'Cause I'm to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the to the back nod, back nod The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar, Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the Trash God Kneel before General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard,
So you be Thor and be Odin, you rodent, I'm omnipotent Let off then I'm reloading immediately with these I'm totin' And I should not be I'm the dead, but I'm just a talking head, a zombie floating But I got your mom deep I'm out my ramen noodle, we have nothing in common, I'm a doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, me, my honesty's brutal But it's honestly futile if I don't what I do though For good at once in a while So I make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle Enough rhymes to to try and help get some people through tough times But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case even you unsigned Rappers are hungry at me like it's lunchtime I know there was a time where I Was king of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch So I crunch rhymes, but when you combine with the skin color of mine You get too big and here they trying to, Censor you like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Marshall LP One where I tried to say I take seven kids Columbine Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a and a nine See if I get away with it now that I as big as I was, but I've Morphed into an coming through the portal You're stuck in a time from 2004 though And I don't what the fuck that you rhyme for You're pointless as Rapunzel fucking cornrows You're like normal, fuck being And I just bought a new from the future To just come and ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad 'Cause Fab he looked like a fag at Maywhether's pad Singin' to a man while they played Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the channel So Ray J straight to the radio station the very next day "Hey, Fab, I'mma you" coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad) Uh, lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of So that you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you I'm never stating, more than never How to give a motherfuckin' audience a like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that the haters are waiting For the day they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating Cause I the way to get 'em motivated I make elevating music, you make music Oh, he's too Well, that's what they do when get jealous, they confuse it It's not hip hop, pop, cause I found a hella way to fuse it With rock, rap with Doc on Lose Yourself and make 'em lose it I don't how to make songs like that I don't know words to use Let me know when it to you While I'm any one of these verses diverse as you curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you How many verses I murder to, Prove that if you're half as at songs you can sacrifice virgins too uh! School flunkie, junky But at the accolades the skills brung me of myself, but still hungry I bully myself cause I me do what I put my mind to And I'm a million leagues you, ill when I speak in tongues But it's tongue in cheek, fuck you I'm drunk so Satan take the fucking wheel, I'm asleep in the seat Heavy D and the Boys, still chunky, but funky But in my there's something I can feel tugging and struggling Angels fight with devils, here's they want from me They asking me to eliminate some of the hate But if you take into the bitter hatred that I had Then you may be a patient and more sympathetic to the situation And the discrimination But fuck it, life's handing you lemons, make then But if I can't batter the women how the fuck am I supposed to them a cake then? mistake it for Satan It's a fatal mistake if you I need to be overseas And a vacation to trip a broad And make her fall on her face and don't be a Be a king? Think not, why be a when you can be a God?