Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to your feelings But I'm only going to get one chance Something's wrong, I can it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on) Just a feeling I've got, something's about to happen, but I don't know what If means, what I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble, And if he is as as you say, I'm not taking any chances You were just the doctor ordered
I'm beginning to feel a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the back nod, nod Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, box? They said I rap like a robot, so me Rapbot
But for me to rap like a computer be in my genes I got a in my back pocket My pen'll go off I half-cock it Got a fat knot that rap profit Made a and a killing off it Ever since Bill Clinton was in office With Monica Lewinsky on his nut-sack I'm an MC as honest But as rude and indecent as all hell syllables, (Kill 'em all with) slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip hop You don't really wanna get a pissing match with this rappidy rap Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, backpack rap, yep, yackidy-yac The exact same time I these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing That I'll still be to break a motherfuckin' table Over the back of a of faggots and crack it in half Only realized it was ironic I was to Aftermath after the fact How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my of attack Rappers are having a rough time period, a Maxipad It's disastrously bad For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing this as
I'm beginning to like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the to the back nod, back nod Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, box? Let me show you maintaining this shit that hard, that hard
Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I got Well, to be truthful the blueprint's rage and youthful exuberance Everybody to root for a nuisance Hit the like an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the moon since MC's get to school with this music Cause I use it as a vehicle to a rhyme Now I lead a new school full of Me? I'm a of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N- -W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, you, they got Slim enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position To meet Run DMC and induct them into the motherfuckin' n' Roll Hall of Even though I in the church and burst in a ball of flames Only Hall of Fame I be in is the alcohol of fame On the wall of You think it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames Off of planking, tell me what in the fuck are you Little gay boy So gay I can barely say it a straight face looking boy You a massacre Like you watching a church take place looking boy Oy vey, that boy's gay, that's all they say boy You get a thumbs up, pat on the And a way to go your label everyday looking boy Hey, looking boy, what you say looking I got a "hell yeah" Dre looking boy I'mma work for I have Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my face boy Basically boy you're never be capable To keep up with the same looking boy
'Cause I'm beginning to feel a Rap God, Rap God All my people the front to the back nod, back nod The way I'm racing the track, call me Nascar, Nascar Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White God Kneel before General Zod planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard
So you be Thor and be Odin, you rodent, I'm omnipotent Let off then I'm reloading immediately with these I'm totin' And I should not be I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head, a zombie But I got mom deep throating I'm out my ramen noodle, we nothing in common, poodle I'm a doberman, pinch in the arm and pay homage, pupil It's me, my brutal But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize I do though For at least once in a while So I wanna sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle Enough rhymes to maybe to try and help get some people tough times But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in cause even you unsigned are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime I know was a time where once I Was king of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you Appeal with the color of mine You get too big and they come trying to, Censor you like one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Marshall Mathers LP One where I tried to say I take seven kids Columbine Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a and a nine See if I get with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I've Morphed an immortal coming through the portal You're stuck in a time warp from though And I don't know what the that you rhyme for You're pointless as Rapunzel with cornrows You're normal, fuck being normal And I just a new Raygun from the future To just come and shoot ya when Fabolous made Ray J mad 'Cause Fab he looked like a fag at Maywhether's pad Singin' to a man they played piano Man, oh man, that was a special on the cable channel So Ray J went straight to the radio station the next day "Hey, Fab, kill you" coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad) Uh, lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it to you I'm superhuman and I'm made of rubber So that you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you I'm stating, more than never demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be Cause I the way to get 'em motivated I make music, you make elevator music Oh, too mainstream Well, what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it It's not hip hop, it's pop, cause I found a hella way to it With rock, shock rap Doc on Lose Yourself and make 'em lose it I don't know how to songs like that I know what words to use Let me when it occurs to you While I'm ripping any one of these diverse as you It's curtains, I'm inadvertently you How many verses I gotta to, Prove that if half as nice at songs you can sacrifice virgins too uh! flunkie, pill junky But look at the the skills brung me Full of myself, but hungry I myself cause I make me do what I put my mind to And I'm a leagues above you, ill when I speak in tongues But still tongue in cheek, fuck you I'm drunk so Satan take the wheel, I'm asleep in the front seat Bumping Heavy D and the Boys, still chunky, but But in my head there's something I can feel and struggling Angels fight with devils, here's what they from me They asking me to eliminate some of the hate But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred I had Then you may be a patient and more sympathetic to the situation And the discrimination But fuck it, life's you lemons, make lemonade then But if I can't the women how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then? Don't mistake it for It's a fatal mistake if you think I to be overseas And take a vacation to a broad And make her fall on her and don't be a retard Be a king? Think not, why be a king when you can be a