Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your But I'm only going to get one chance Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, on) Just a feeling I've got, like about to happen, but I don't know what If means, what I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble, And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not any chances You were just what the ordered
I'm beginning to feel a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the back nod, nod Now who thinks their arms are enough to slap box, slap box? They said I rap like a robot, so me Rapbot
But for me to rap like a computer must be in my I got a in my back pocket My go off when I half-cock it Got a fat knot that rap profit Made a and a killing off it Ever since Clinton was still in office With Lewinsky feeling on his nut-sack I'm an MC as honest But as rude and indecent as all hell syllables, (Kill 'em all with) slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip hop You don't really get into a pissing match with this rappidy rap Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, pack rap, yep, yackidy-yac The same time I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing That I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath the fact How I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack Rappers are having a rough period, here's a Maxipad It's actually bad For the wack I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as
I'm to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the back nod, nod Now who their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box? Let me you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hard
Everybody want the key and the to rap immortality like I have got Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and youthful Everybody loves to for a nuisance Hit the earth like an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the since MC's get taken to school with this Cause I use it as a to bust a rhyme Now I lead a new full of students Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, N- -W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position To meet Run DMC and them into the motherfuckin' Rock n' Roll Hall of Even I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the of fame On the of shame You fags think all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames Off of planking, me what in the fuck are you thinking? gay looking boy So gay I can say it with a straight face looking boy You a massacre Like you watching a gathering take place looking boy Oy vey, boy's gay, that's all they say looking boy You get a up, pat on the back And a way to go your label everyday looking boy Hey, looking boy, what you say boy? I got a "hell yeah" from Dre boy I'mma work for I have Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my face boy boy you're never gonna be capable To keep up with the same pace boy
'Cause I'm beginning to like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the back nod, nod The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar, Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God Kneel before Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard
So you be Thor and be Odin, you rodent, I'm omnipotent Let off I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm totin' And I not be woken I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a head, a zombie floating But I got your mom throating I'm out my ramen noodle, we have in common, poodle I'm a doberman, pinch in the arm and pay homage, pupil It's me, my brutal But it's futile if I don't utilize what I do though For good at least once in a So I make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle rhymes to maybe to try and help get some people through tough times But I gotta keep a few just in case cause even you unsigned Rappers are looking at me like it's lunchtime I know was a time where once I Was king of the underground, but I rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes you combine with the skin color of mine You get too big and here come trying to, Censor you like that one I said on "I'm Back" from the Marshall Mathers LP One where I tried to say I take seven from Columbine Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a See if I get away with it now that I as big as I was, but I've Morphed an immortal coming through the portal stuck in a time warp from 2004 though And I know what the fuck that you rhyme for You're as Rapunzel with fucking cornrows You're like normal, fuck being And I just bought a new Raygun from the To just come and ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad 'Cause Fab he looked like a fag at Maywhether's pad to a man while they played piano Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 on the cable channel So Ray J straight to the radio station the very next day "Hey, Fab, I'mma you" Lyrics at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad) Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a What I gotta do to get it to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of So anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you I'm never stating, more than demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be Cause I know the way to get 'em I make elevating music, you elevator music Oh, he's too Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they it It's not hip hop, it's pop, cause I a hella way to fuse it With rock, shock rap Doc Throw on Lose Yourself and make 'em it I don't know how to make songs that I don't know what to use Let me know when it to you I'm ripping any one of these verses diverse as you It's curtains, I'm hurtin' you How many verses I murder to, Prove if you're half as nice at songs you can sacrifice virgins too uh! School flunkie, junky But at the accolades the skills brung me Full of myself, but hungry I bully myself cause I make me do I put my mind to And I'm a million above you, ill when I speak in tongues But it's still tongue in cheek, you I'm drunk so Satan take the fucking wheel, I'm asleep in the front Bumping D and the Boys, still chunky, but funky But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and Angels fight with devils, here's what want from me They me to eliminate some of the women hate But if you take into consideration the bitter that I had Then you may be a little and more sympathetic to the situation And understand the But fuck it, life's handing you lemons, make then But if I can't batter the how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then? mistake it for Satan It's a fatal mistake if you I need to be overseas And take a vacation to a broad And her fall on her face and don't be a retard Be a king? not, why be a king when you can be a God?