Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your But I'm only going to get one chance Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, on) Just a feeling got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what If means, what I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble, And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not any chances You were just what the ordered
I'm beginning to like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the back nod, nod Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap said I rap like a robot, so call me Rapbot
But for me to rap a computer must be in my genes I got a in my back pocket My pen'll go off I half-cock it Got a fat knot from rap profit Made a living and a off it Ever Bill Clinton was still in office With Monica Lewinsky on his nut-sack I'm an MC as honest But as rude and as all hell syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with) This slickety, gibbedy, hip hop You don't wanna get into a pissing match with this rappidy rap Packing a Mac in the of the Ac, pack backpack rap, yep, yackidy-yac The same time I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing That I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' Over the of a couple of faggots and crack it in half Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the How could I not All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack are having a rough time period, here's a Maxipad It's disastrously bad For the while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as
I'm beginning to like a Rap God, Rap God All my people the front to the back nod, back nod Now who thinks their arms are enough to slap box, slap box? Let me show you maintaining shit ain't that hard, that hard
Everybody want the key and the secret to rap like I have got Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and exuberance loves to root for a nuisance Hit the earth like an asteroid, did but shoot for the moon since MC's get to school with this music Cause I use it as a vehicle to bust a Now I lead a new school of students Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Shabazz, 2Pac N- -W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, got Slim Inspired to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position To meet Run DMC and induct into the motherfuckin' Rock n' Roll Hall of Even I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames Only of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame On the wall of You fags think it's all a game I walk a flock of flames Off of planking, tell me what in the are you thinking? Little gay boy So gay I can barely say it with a straight face boy You witnessing a you watching a church gathering take place looking boy Oy vey, that boy's gay, all they say looking boy You get a thumbs up, pat on the And a way to go your label everyday looking boy Hey, looking boy, what you say boy? I got a "hell yeah" from Dre boy I'mma for everything I have Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my face boy Basically boy you're gonna be capable To keep up with the pace looking boy
I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my people the front to the back nod, back nod The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar, Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the Trash God before General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard
So you be and I'll be Odin, you rodent, I'm omnipotent Let off then I'm reloading immediately these bombs I'm totin' And I should not be I'm the walking dead, but I'm a talking head, a zombie floating But I got mom deep throating I'm out my ramen noodle, we have nothing in common, I'm a doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, It's me, my brutal But honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though For good at once in a while So I wanna make sure somewhere in chicken scratch I scribble and doodle Enough rhymes to to try and help get some people through tough times But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in cause even you unsigned Rappers are hungry at me like it's lunchtime I there was a time where once I Was king of the underground, but I rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind So I crunch rhymes, but when you combine Appeal with the skin color of You get too big and here they come to, Censor you like one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Marshall Mathers LP One where I tried to say I seven kids from Columbine Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a See if I get away with it now that I as big as I was, but I've Morphed into an immortal through the portal stuck in a time warp from 2004 though And I don't know what the fuck that you for You're pointless as with fucking cornrows like normal, fuck being normal And I just bought a new Raygun from the To just and shoot ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad 'Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at pad Singin' to a man while they played Man, oh man, was a 24/7 special on the cable channel So Ray J went to the radio station the very next day "Hey, Fab, kill you" Lyrics at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad) Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm Innovative and I'm of rubber So that anything you saying off of me and it'll glue to you I'm never stating, more than never How to a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever For the day that can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating I know the way to get 'em motivated I make elevating music, you make music Oh, too mainstream Well, what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it It's not hip hop, it's pop, cause I found a hella way to it rock, shock rap with Doc Throw on Lose Yourself and make 'em it I don't how to make songs like that I don't know what to use Let me know it occurs to you While I'm any one of these verses diverse as you It's curtains, I'm inadvertently you How many verses I murder to, Prove that if half as nice at songs you can sacrifice virgins too uh! School flunkie, junky But look at the accolades the skills me Full of myself, but still I bully myself cause I make me do I put my mind to And I'm a leagues above you, ill when I speak in tongues But it's still in cheek, fuck you I'm drunk so Satan take the wheel, I'm asleep in the front seat Bumping Heavy D and the Boys, chunky, but funky But in my there's something I can feel tugging and struggling fight with devils, here's what they want from me They asking me to eliminate of the women hate But if you take into consideration the bitter that I had Then you may be a little patient and more sympathetic to the And the discrimination But fuck it, life's handing you lemons, make lemonade But if I can't batter the how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then? mistake it for Satan It's a mistake if you think I need to be overseas And take a to trip a broad And make her fall on her face and don't be a Be a king? Think not, why be a king when you can be a