Look, I was gonna go on you and not to hurt your feelings But I'm only going to get this one Something's wrong, I can it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on) Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I know what If that means, I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble, And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not any chances You were just the doctor ordered
I'm to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my people the front to the back nod, back nod Now who thinks their arms are enough to slap box, slap box? They said I rap a robot, so call me Rapbot
But for me to rap like a computer be in my genes I got a in my back pocket My pen'll go off when I it Got a fat knot from rap profit Made a living and a off it Ever since Clinton was still in office With Lewinsky feeling on his nut-sack I'm an MC still as But as rude and indecent as all syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with) This slickety, gibbedy, hip hop You don't really wanna get into a match with this rappidy rap Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, pack rap, yep, yackidy-yac The same time I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing That I'll still be able to break a table Over the back of a couple of and crack it in half Only realized it was ironic I was signed to after the fact How could I not blow? All I do is F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack Rappers are having a time period, here's a Maxipad It's actually bad For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing masterpiece as
I'm to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my from the front to the back nod, back nod Now who thinks their arms are long to slap box, slap box? Let me you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hard
Everybody want the key and the secret to rap like I have got Well, to be the blueprint's simply rage and youthful exuberance Everybody loves to for a nuisance Hit the earth an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the moon since get taken to school with this music Cause I use it as a vehicle to bust a Now I lead a new full of students Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Shabazz, 2Pac N- -W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, you, they got Slim Inspired enough to one day grow up, up and be in a position To meet Run DMC and induct into the motherfuckin' Rock n' Hall of Fame Even I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames Only Hall of I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame On the of shame You fags think it's all a 'til I walk a flock of flames Off of planking, tell me in the fuck are you thinking? Little gay boy So gay I can barely say it with a straight looking boy You witnessing a Like you watching a gathering take place looking boy Oy vey, that boy's gay, all they say looking boy You get a thumbs up, pat on the And a way to go from your label everyday boy Hey, looking boy, what you say looking I got a "hell yeah" from Dre boy I'mma work for I have Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my face boy Basically boy you're never gonna be To keep up with the same looking boy
'Cause I'm beginning to like a Rap God, Rap God All my people the front to the back nod, back nod The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar, Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God Kneel before Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard
So you be and I'll be Odin, you rodent, I'm omnipotent Let off then I'm reloading immediately with these I'm totin' And I not be woken I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a head, a zombie floating But I got your mom throating I'm out my ramen noodle, we have nothing in common, I'm a doberman, yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil It's me, my brutal But it's honestly futile if I don't what I do though For good at least once in a So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I and doodle Enough rhymes to maybe to try and get some people through tough times But I gotta keep a few just in case cause even you unsigned Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's I know there was a where once I Was king of the underground, but I rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind So I rhymes, but sometimes when you combine Appeal with the color of mine You get too big and here they trying to, Censor you like that one line I said on "I'm Back" the Marshall Mathers LP One where I tried to say I seven kids from Columbine Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a See if I get away with it now that I as big as I was, but I've into an immortal coming through the portal You're stuck in a time warp from though And I don't know the fuck that you rhyme for You're pointless as Rapunzel with fucking You're like normal, being normal And I just bought a new from the future To just come and shoot ya like when Fabolous Ray J mad 'Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at pad Singin' to a man while played piano Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 on the cable channel So Ray J went to the radio station the very next day "Hey, Fab, I'mma you" Lyrics coming at you at speed, (JJ Fad) Uh, sama lamaa duma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm of rubber So anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you I'm never stating, more than never How to give a motherfuckin' a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever For the day that they can say I off, they'd be celebrating I know the way to get 'em motivated I make elevating music, you make elevator Oh, he's too Well, that's what do when they get jealous, they confuse it It's not hip hop, it's pop, cause I a hella way to fuse it With rock, rap with Doc on Lose Yourself and make 'em lose it I don't know how to songs like that I don't what words to use Let me when it occurs to you While I'm ripping any one of verses diverse as you It's curtains, I'm hurtin' you How verses I gotta murder to, Prove that if you're half as nice at you can sacrifice virgins too uh! flunkie, pill junky But at the accolades the skills brung me of myself, but still hungry I bully myself cause I make me do I put my mind to And I'm a million leagues above you, ill when I speak in But it's still tongue in cheek, you I'm drunk so Satan the fucking wheel, I'm asleep in the front seat Heavy D and the Boys, still chunky, but funky But in my head there's something I can tugging and struggling Angels fight with devils, here's what they from me They asking me to eliminate some of the women But if you into consideration the bitter hatred that I had Then you may be a little patient and sympathetic to the situation And the discrimination But fuck it, handing you lemons, make lemonade then But if I batter the women how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then? Don't mistake it for It's a fatal mistake if you I need to be overseas And take a to trip a broad And her fall on her face and don't be a retard Be a king? Think not, why be a when you can be a God?