Look, I was go easy on you and not to hurt your feelings But I'm only to get this one chance Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, on) Just a feeling got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what If means, what I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble, And if he is as as you say, I'm not taking any chances You were just the doctor ordered
I'm beginning to like a Rap God, Rap God All my people the front to the back nod, back nod Now who thinks their arms are long enough to box, slap box? They said I rap like a robot, so call me
But for me to rap like a computer be in my genes I got a laptop in my back My pen'll go off I half-cock it Got a fat knot from that rap a living and a killing off it Ever since Bill Clinton was in office With Lewinsky feeling on his nut-sack I'm an MC as honest But as rude and indecent as all hell syllables, (Kill 'em all with) slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip hop You don't really get into a pissing match with this rappidy rap Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, pack rap, yep, yackidy-yac The exact time I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing That still be able to break a motherfuckin' table Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in Only realized it was ironic I was signed to after the fact How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of Rappers are having a rough period, here's a Maxipad It's actually bad For the while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as
I'm beginning to like a Rap God, Rap God All my from the front to the back nod, back nod Now who thinks their are long enough to slap box, slap box? Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't hard, that hard
Everybody the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got Well, to be truthful the simply rage and youthful exuberance Everybody loves to for a nuisance Hit the earth like an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the since MC's get taken to with this music I use it as a vehicle to bust a rhyme Now I lead a new school full of Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, N- -W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, got Slim enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position To meet Run DMC and induct them the motherfuckin' Rock n' Roll Hall of Even though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of Only Hall of I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame On the wall of You fags think it's all a game I walk a flock of flames Off of planking, me what in the fuck are you thinking? gay looking boy So gay I can say it with a straight face looking boy You a massacre Like you watching a gathering take place looking boy Oy vey, that boy's gay, that's all say looking boy You get a thumbs up, pat on the And a way to go from your label looking boy Hey, looking boy, you say looking boy? I got a "hell yeah" Dre looking boy work for everything I have Never ask for shit, get outta my face looking boy Basically boy you're never gonna be To up with the same pace looking boy
I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the back nod, nod The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar, Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the Trash God Kneel before General Zod planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard
So you be Thor and be Odin, you rodent, I'm omnipotent Let off then I'm reloading with these bombs I'm totin' And I not be woken I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head, a floating But I got your mom throating I'm out my ramen noodle, we nothing in common, poodle I'm a doberman, yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil It's me, my brutal But it's futile if I don't utilize what I do though For good at least in a while So I wanna make somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle rhymes to maybe to try and help get some people through tough times But I keep a few punchlines just in case cause even you unsigned are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime I there was a time where once I Was king of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe grind So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you with the skin color of mine You get too big and here they come to, Censor you like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Marshall LP One where I tried to say I take seven from Columbine Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a and a nine See if I get with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I've Morphed into an immortal coming through the You're stuck in a time warp from though And I don't know what the fuck that you for You're pointless as with fucking cornrows You're like normal, fuck being And I just bought a new from the future To just come and shoot ya like when made Ray J mad 'Cause Fab said he looked a fag at Maywhether's pad Singin' to a man while they piano Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very day "Hey, Fab, kill you" Lyrics coming at you at speed, (JJ Fad) Uh, sama lamaa lamaa you assuming I'm a human I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of So that anything you ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you I'm never stating, than never demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting For the day that can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating Cause I the way to get 'em motivated I make elevating music, you make music Oh, too mainstream Well, that's they do when they get jealous, they confuse it It's not hip hop, pop, cause I found a hella way to fuse it With rock, shock rap Doc on Lose Yourself and make 'em lose it I don't know how to songs like that I don't what words to use Let me know when it to you While I'm ripping any one of these diverse as you It's curtains, I'm hurtin' you How many I gotta murder to, Prove that if you're half as nice at you can sacrifice virgins too uh! School flunkie, junky But look at the accolades the skills me Full of myself, but still I bully cause I make me do what I put my mind to And I'm a million above you, ill when I speak in tongues But it's still tongue in cheek, you I'm so Satan take the fucking wheel, I'm asleep in the front seat Heavy D and the Boys, still chunky, but funky But in my head there's something I can feel and struggling Angels fight with devils, here's what want from me asking me to eliminate some of the women hate But if you take into consideration the bitter that I had Then you may be a little patient and sympathetic to the situation And understand the But fuck it, life's you lemons, make lemonade then But if I batter the women how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then? Don't it for Satan It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be And take a to trip a broad And her fall on her face and don't be a retard Be a king? Think not, why be a king when you can be a