Look, I was gonna go on you and not to hurt your feelings But I'm only to get this one chance Something's wrong, I can it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on) Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't what If that means, what I it means, we're in trouble, big trouble, And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not any chances You were what the doctor ordered
I'm to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my from the front to the back nod, back nod Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, box? They said I rap a robot, so call me Rapbot
But for me to rap like a computer be in my genes I got a laptop in my back My pen'll go off when I it Got a fat knot that rap profit Made a and a killing off it Ever Bill Clinton was still in office With Monica Lewinsky on his nut-sack I'm an MC as honest But as rude and indecent as all syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with) This slickety, gibbedy, hip hop You don't wanna get into a pissing match with this rappidy rap Packing a Mac in the of the Ac, pack backpack rap, yep, yackidy-yac The exact same time I attempt these lyrical stunts while I'm practicing That still be able to break a motherfuckin' table the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath the fact How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of Rappers are having a time period, here's a Maxipad It's actually bad For the while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as
I'm to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my from the front to the back nod, back nod Now who thinks their arms are long to slap box, slap box? Let me show you this shit ain't that hard, that hard
Everybody want the key and the to rap immortality like I have got Well, to be the blueprint's simply rage and youthful exuberance loves to root for a nuisance Hit the earth like an asteroid, did but shoot for the moon since MC's get to school with this music I use it as a vehicle to bust a rhyme Now I lead a new school full of Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, N- -W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, you, they got Slim Inspired to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position To meet Run DMC and induct them into the Rock n' Roll Hall of Even though I walk in the church and in a ball of flames Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of On the of shame You fags think all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames Off of planking, tell me what in the fuck are you gay looking boy So gay I can barely say it with a face looking boy You witnessing a Like you a church gathering take place looking boy Oy vey, that boy's gay, all they say looking boy You get a up, pat on the back And a way to go your label everyday looking boy Hey, boy, what you say looking boy? I got a "hell yeah" Dre looking boy I'mma work for everything I Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my looking boy Basically boy never gonna be capable To up with the same pace looking boy
I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the nod, back nod The way I'm racing the track, call me Nascar, Nascar Dale of the trailer park, the White Trash God before General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard
So you be Thor and I'll be Odin, you rodent, I'm Let off then I'm immediately with these bombs I'm totin' And I not be woken I'm the walking dead, but I'm a talking head, a zombie floating But I got mom deep throating I'm out my ramen noodle, we have nothing in common, I'm a doberman, yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil It's me, my honesty's But it's honestly futile if I don't what I do though For at least once in a while So I wanna sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle Enough rhymes to maybe to try and get some people through tough times But I gotta keep a few punchlines in case cause even you unsigned Rappers are hungry looking at me like lunchtime I there was a time where once I Was king of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Monch grind So I rhymes, but sometimes when you combine with the skin color of mine You get too big and here they come to, Censor you that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Marshall Mathers LP One where I to say I take seven kids from Columbine Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a and a nine See if I get away it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I've Morphed into an immortal coming the portal You're stuck in a time warp from though And I don't know what the that you rhyme for You're pointless as Rapunzel with cornrows like normal, fuck being normal And I just bought a new Raygun the future To just and shoot ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad 'Cause Fab said he like a fag at Maywhether's pad to a man while they played piano Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the channel So Ray J went straight to the station the very next day "Hey, Fab, kill you" Lyrics at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad) Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm of rubber So that anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll to you I'm never stating, more than never How to give a motherfuckin' a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I that the haters are forever waiting For the day that can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating Cause I the way to get 'em motivated I make music, you make elevator music Oh, he's too Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they it It's not hip hop, pop, cause I found a hella way to fuse it With rock, shock rap Doc Throw on Lose and make 'em lose it I don't know how to make songs that I don't what words to use Let me know it occurs to you While I'm ripping any one of verses diverse as you It's curtains, I'm inadvertently you How many I gotta murder to, Prove that if you're half as nice at songs you can virgins too uh! flunkie, pill junky But look at the accolades the skills me Full of myself, but still I myself cause I make me do what I put my mind to And I'm a million above you, ill when I speak in tongues But still tongue in cheek, fuck you I'm drunk so Satan take the wheel, I'm asleep in the front seat Bumping Heavy D and the Boys, still chunky, but But in my head there's something I can tugging and struggling Angels with devils, here's what they want from me They asking me to some of the women hate But if you into consideration the bitter hatred that I had Then you may be a little and more sympathetic to the situation And understand the But fuck it, life's handing you lemons, make then But if I can't batter the women how the am I supposed to bake them a cake then? Don't it for Satan It's a fatal if you think I need to be overseas And a vacation to trip a broad And her fall on her face and don't be a retard Be a Think not, why be a king when you can be a God?