Look, I was gonna go on you and not to hurt your feelings But I'm going to get this one chance Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, on) Just a feeling I've got, like something's to happen, but I don't know what If that means, I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble, And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not any chances You just what the doctor ordered
I'm beginning to feel a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the nod, back nod Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, box? They I rap like a robot, so call me Rapbot
But for me to rap like a must be in my genes I got a laptop in my back My pen'll go off when I it Got a fat knot from rap profit Made a and a killing off it Ever Bill Clinton was still in office With Monica Lewinsky on his nut-sack I'm an MC as honest But as rude and indecent as all hell syllables, (Kill 'em all with) slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip hop You don't really wanna get into a match with this rappidy rap Packing a Mac in the of the Ac, pack backpack rap, yep, yackidy-yac The exact same time I these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing That I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half Only it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of Rappers are a rough time period, here's a Maxipad It's disastrously bad For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing this as
I'm beginning to feel a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the nod, back nod Now who their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box? Let me show you maintaining shit ain't that hard, that hard
Everybody the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got Well, to be the blueprint's simply rage and youthful exuberance Everybody to root for a nuisance Hit the earth an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the moon since MC's get taken to school with music Cause I use it as a vehicle to a rhyme Now I lead a new full of students Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, N- -W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position To meet Run DMC and induct into the motherfuckin' Rock n' Roll Hall of Even though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame On the wall of You fags think it's all a game I walk a flock of flames Off of planking, tell me in the fuck are you thinking? Little gay boy So gay I can barely say it with a straight face boy You witnessing a Like you watching a church gathering place looking boy Oy vey, that boy's gay, all they say looking boy You get a thumbs up, pat on the And a way to go from label everyday looking boy Hey, boy, what you say looking boy? I got a "hell yeah" from Dre boy work for everything I have Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my looking boy boy you're never gonna be capable To keep up the same pace looking boy
I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the nod, back nod The way I'm racing the track, call me Nascar, Nascar Dale of the trailer park, the White Trash God Kneel General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard
So you be Thor and I'll be Odin, you rodent, I'm Let off then I'm reloading with these bombs I'm totin' And I should not be I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head, a floating But I got mom deep throating I'm out my ramen noodle, we have nothing in common, I'm a doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, It's me, my brutal But it's honestly if I don't utilize what I do though For good at least in a while So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken I scribble and doodle Enough to maybe to try and help get some people through tough times But I gotta keep a few punchlines in case cause even you unsigned are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime I know was a time where once I Was king of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Monch grind So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes you combine with the skin color of mine You get too big and they come trying to, you like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Marshall Mathers LP One where I tried to say I seven kids from Columbine Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a See if I get away with it now that I as big as I was, but I've Morphed into an coming through the portal You're stuck in a time warp from though And I don't know what the fuck you rhyme for You're pointless as Rapunzel with fucking like normal, fuck being normal And I just bought a new Raygun from the To just come and shoot ya when Fabolous made Ray J mad 'Cause Fab said he like a fag at Maywhether's pad Singin' to a man while they piano Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the channel So Ray J straight to the radio station the very next day "Hey, Fab, kill you" Lyrics coming at you at speed, (JJ Fad) Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you I'm a human What I gotta do to get it to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm of rubber So that anything you ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you I'm never stating, more than demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like levitating Never fading, and I that the haters are forever waiting For the day that can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating Cause I know the way to get 'em I make elevating music, you make elevator Oh, he's too Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, confuse it It's not hip hop, pop, cause I found a hella way to fuse it rock, shock rap with Doc Throw on Lose Yourself and make 'em it I don't know how to songs like that I know what words to use Let me know when it to you While I'm any one of these verses diverse as you curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you How many verses I gotta to, Prove if you're half as nice at songs you can sacrifice virgins too uh! School flunkie, pill But look at the accolades the skills me of myself, but still hungry I bully myself cause I make me do what I put my to And I'm a million leagues above you, ill when I in tongues But it's still in cheek, fuck you I'm drunk so Satan take the fucking wheel, I'm asleep in the seat Heavy D and the Boys, still chunky, but funky But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and Angels fight devils, here's what they want from me They asking me to some of the women hate But if you take into consideration the bitter that I had Then you may be a patient and more sympathetic to the situation And the discrimination But fuck it, life's handing you lemons, make lemonade But if I can't batter the women how the fuck am I supposed to them a cake then? Don't it for Satan It's a mistake if you think I need to be overseas And take a vacation to a broad And make her fall on her face and be a retard Be a king? Think not, why be a king you can be a God?