Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt feelings But I'm only going to get this one Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, on) Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know If that means, what I think it means, in trouble, big trouble, And if he is as as you say, I'm not taking any chances You were what the doctor ordered
I'm beginning to like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the back nod, nod Now who their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box? They said I rap a robot, so call me Rapbot
But for me to rap like a computer must be in my I got a laptop in my back My go off when I half-cock it Got a fat knot from rap profit a living and a killing off it Ever since Bill was still in office With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his I'm an MC still as But as and indecent as all hell syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with) This slickety, gibbedy, hip hop You don't really wanna get into a pissing match with rappidy rap a Mac in the back of the Ac, pack backpack rap, yep, yackidy-yac The exact same time I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts I'm practicing That I'll still be able to a motherfuckin' table Over the back of a couple of and crack it in half Only realized it was ironic I was to Aftermath after the fact How could I not blow? All I do is F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack Rappers are having a rough period, here's a Maxipad It's actually bad For the wack while I'm constructing this masterpiece as
I'm beginning to feel a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the nod, back nod Now who thinks their are long enough to slap box, slap box? Let me you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hard
Everybody want the key and the to rap immortality like I have got Well, to be truthful the blueprint's rage and youthful exuberance loves to root for a nuisance Hit the earth like an asteroid, did but shoot for the moon since MC's get taken to school this music I use it as a vehicle to bust a rhyme Now I lead a new full of students Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, N- -W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, you, they got Slim Inspired enough to one day grow up, up and be in a position To meet Run DMC and induct them into the motherfuckin' n' Hall of Fame Even I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the of fame On the of shame You fags think it's all a 'til I walk a flock of flames Off of planking, tell me in the fuck are you thinking? Little gay boy So gay I can barely say it with a straight face boy You witnessing a Like you watching a church gathering take place boy Oy vey, that boy's gay, that's all they say boy You get a up, pat on the back And a way to go from your label everyday boy Hey, looking boy, what you say looking I got a "hell yeah" from Dre boy work for everything I have Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my face boy Basically boy you're never gonna be To keep up with the pace looking boy
'Cause I'm beginning to feel a Rap God, Rap God All my people the front to the back nod, back nod The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar, Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the Trash God Kneel General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard
So you be and I'll be Odin, you rodent, I'm omnipotent Let off I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm totin' And I should not be I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head, a floating But I got mom deep throating I'm out my ramen noodle, we have nothing in common, I'm a doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, It's me, my brutal But it's honestly futile if I utilize what I do though For at least once in a while So I wanna make somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle Enough to maybe to try and help get some people through tough times But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in cause even you unsigned Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's I know was a time where once I Was king of the underground, but I still rap I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind So I rhymes, but sometimes when you combine Appeal with the skin of mine You get too big and here come trying to, Censor you like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Mathers LP One where I tried to say I take seven kids Columbine Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a and a nine See if I get with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I've into an immortal coming through the portal You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 And I don't know what the fuck that you for pointless as Rapunzel with fucking cornrows You're like normal, fuck normal And I bought a new Raygun from the future To just come and ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad 'Cause Fab said he like a fag at Maywhether's pad Singin' to a man they played piano Man, oh man, was a 24/7 special on the cable channel So Ray J went to the radio station the very next day "Hey, Fab, kill you" coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad) Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm Innovative and I'm made of So anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you I'm never stating, than never demonstrating How to give a audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that the are forever waiting For the day they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating I know the way to get 'em motivated I make elevating music, you make music Oh, he's too Well, that's what they do they get jealous, they confuse it It's not hip hop, it's pop, cause I a hella way to fuse it With rock, shock rap Doc on Lose Yourself and make 'em lose it I don't know how to make songs that I don't know what to use Let me know when it to you While I'm ripping any one of these diverse as you curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you How many verses I gotta to, Prove that if half as nice at songs you can sacrifice virgins too uh! flunkie, pill junky But look at the accolades the skills me Full of myself, but still I bully myself cause I me do what I put my mind to And I'm a million leagues above you, ill when I in tongues But it's tongue in cheek, fuck you I'm so Satan take the fucking wheel, I'm asleep in the front seat Bumping Heavy D and the Boys, chunky, but funky But in my head something I can feel tugging and struggling Angels fight with devils, what they want from me They asking me to some of the women hate But if you take into consideration the hatred that I had Then you may be a little patient and sympathetic to the situation And the discrimination But fuck it, life's handing you lemons, make lemonade But if I can't batter the women how the fuck am I supposed to them a cake then? Don't mistake it for It's a mistake if you think I need to be overseas And a vacation to trip a broad And make her fall on her face and be a retard Be a king? Think not, why be a when you can be a God?