Look, I was gonna go on you and not to hurt your feelings But I'm only going to get this one Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Shady, you're on) Just a I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what If that means, what I it means, we're in trouble, big trouble, And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not any chances You were just the doctor ordered
I'm beginning to feel a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the to the back nod, back nod Now who thinks their arms are enough to slap box, slap box? said I rap like a robot, so call me Rapbot
But for me to rap like a computer must be in my I got a in my back pocket My pen'll go off I half-cock it Got a fat from that rap profit Made a living and a off it Ever Bill Clinton was still in office With Monica feeling on his nut-sack I'm an MC still as But as rude and indecent as all hell syllables, (Kill 'em all with) This slickety, gibbedy, hip hop You don't really wanna get into a pissing with this rappidy rap Packing a Mac in the of the Ac, pack backpack rap, yep, yackidy-yac The exact same time I attempt these lyrical acrobat while I'm practicing That I'll still be to break a motherfuckin' table Over the back of a couple of faggots and it in half Only realized it was ironic I was signed to after the fact How I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack Rappers are having a rough time period, here's a It's actually bad For the wack I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as
I'm to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my people the front to the back nod, back nod Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap Let me show you maintaining this ain't that hard, that hard
want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got Well, to be the blueprint's simply rage and youthful exuberance Everybody loves to for a nuisance Hit the like an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the moon since MC's get taken to with this music I use it as a vehicle to bust a rhyme Now I lead a new full of students Me? I'm a of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N- -W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Inspired enough to one day up, blow up and be in a position To meet Run DMC and induct them the motherfuckin' Rock n' Roll Hall of Even though I walk in the church and burst in a of flames Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the of fame On the of shame You fags it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames Off of planking, tell me what in the are you thinking? gay looking boy So gay I can say it with a straight face looking boy You a massacre Like you watching a church gathering take looking boy Oy vey, that boy's gay, that's all say looking boy You get a up, pat on the back And a way to go from your label looking boy Hey, boy, what you say looking boy? I got a "hell yeah" Dre looking boy I'mma work for everything I Never ask nobody for shit, get my face looking boy Basically boy you're gonna be capable To keep up the same pace looking boy
'Cause I'm to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my people the front to the back nod, back nod The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar, Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God Kneel before General Zod this Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard
So you be Thor and be Odin, you rodent, I'm omnipotent Let off then I'm reloading immediately these bombs I'm totin' And I should not be I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head, a floating But I got mom deep throating I'm out my ramen noodle, we have nothing in common, I'm a doberman, yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil It's me, my honesty's But it's honestly if I don't utilize what I do though For good at least in a while So I make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle Enough rhymes to maybe to try and help get some through tough times But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case even you unsigned Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's I there was a time where once I Was king of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe grind So I crunch rhymes, but when you combine with the skin color of mine You get too big and here they trying to, Censor you like that one I said on "I'm Back" from the Marshall Mathers LP One I tried to say I take seven kids from Columbine Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a See if I get away with it now that I as big as I was, but I've Morphed into an immortal coming through the You're stuck in a time from 2004 though And I don't know what the fuck you rhyme for You're pointless as Rapunzel fucking cornrows You're like normal, fuck normal And I just bought a new Raygun the future To just come and ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad Fab said he looked like a fag at Maywhether's pad Singin' to a man while played piano Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable So Ray J went straight to the station the very next day "Hey, Fab, kill you" coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad) Uh, sama lamaa lamaa you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm Innovative and I'm of rubber So that anything you ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you I'm stating, more than never demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like levitating fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be Cause I know the way to get 'em I make elevating music, you make music Oh, he's too Well, what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it It's not hip hop, it's pop, cause I found a way to fuse it With rock, rap with Doc Throw on Lose and make 'em lose it I don't know how to make songs like I don't know what to use Let me know it occurs to you I'm ripping any one of these verses diverse as you It's curtains, I'm inadvertently you How many verses I murder to, Prove that if you're half as nice at songs you can virgins too uh! flunkie, pill junky But look at the accolades the brung me Full of myself, but hungry I bully myself cause I make me do what I put my to And I'm a million leagues above you, ill when I speak in But it's still in cheek, fuck you I'm drunk so Satan take the wheel, I'm asleep in the front seat Bumping Heavy D and the Boys, chunky, but funky But in my head there's I can feel tugging and struggling Angels fight with devils, here's what want from me They asking me to eliminate of the women hate But if you take into the bitter hatred that I had Then you may be a little patient and more to the situation And understand the But fuck it, handing you lemons, make lemonade then But if I can't batter the how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then? mistake it for Satan It's a mistake if you think I need to be overseas And take a vacation to trip a And make her fall on her face and don't be a Be a king? Think not, why be a when you can be a God?