Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to your feelings But I'm only going to get one chance Something's wrong, I can it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on) Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I know what If that means, what I it means, we're in trouble, big trouble, And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any You were just what the doctor
I'm beginning to like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the to the back nod, back nod Now who thinks their arms are enough to slap box, slap box? They I rap like a robot, so call me Rapbot
But for me to rap like a computer must be in my I got a laptop in my back My pen'll go off I half-cock it Got a fat from that rap profit Made a and a killing off it since Bill Clinton was still in office With Lewinsky feeling on his nut-sack I'm an MC still as But as rude and indecent as all hell syllables, (Kill 'em all with) This slickety, gibbedy, hip hop You don't really wanna get into a match with this rappidy rap Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, pack backpack rap, yep, The exact same time I attempt these lyrical acrobat while I'm practicing That I'll still be able to a motherfuckin' table Over the back of a couple of and crack it in half Only realized it was I was signed to Aftermath after the fact How could I not blow? All I do is F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack Rappers are having a time period, here's a Maxipad It's disastrously bad For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing this as
I'm to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my from the front to the back nod, back nod Now who thinks arms are long enough to slap box, slap box? Let me show you maintaining this ain't that hard, that hard
Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I got Well, to be the blueprint's simply rage and youthful exuberance loves to root for a nuisance Hit the earth like an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the moon MC's get taken to school this music Cause I use it as a vehicle to a rhyme Now I lead a new school of students Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, N- -W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, you, they got Slim Inspired enough to one day up, blow up and be in a position To meet Run DMC and induct them the motherfuckin' Rock n' Roll of Fame Even though I walk in the and burst in a ball of flames Only of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame On the wall of You fags think it's all a game 'til I a flock of flames Off of planking, tell me what in the are you thinking? Little gay boy So gay I can barely say it with a straight face boy You witnessing a Like you watching a church gathering take place boy Oy vey, that boy's gay, all they say looking boy You get a up, pat on the back And a way to go from your label looking boy Hey, looking boy, what you say boy? I got a "hell yeah" from Dre boy I'mma for everything I have Never ask nobody for shit, get my face looking boy Basically boy you're never gonna be To keep up with the same looking boy
I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the to the back nod, back nod The way I'm racing the track, call me Nascar, Nascar Dale Earnhardt of the park, the White Trash God Kneel before General Zod planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard
So you be Thor and I'll be Odin, you rodent, I'm Let off then I'm reloading with these bombs I'm totin' And I not be woken I'm the dead, but I'm just a talking head, a zombie floating But I got your mom deep I'm out my noodle, we have nothing in common, poodle I'm a doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, It's me, my honesty's But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize I do though For good at least in a while So I wanna make somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle Enough rhymes to maybe to try and help get some people tough times But I keep a few punchlines just in case cause even you unsigned are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime I there was a time where once I Was king of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch So I rhymes, but sometimes when you combine Appeal with the skin of mine You get too big and here they come to, you like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Marshall Mathers LP One where I tried to say I take seven kids Columbine Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a and a nine See if I get away with it now I ain't as big as I was, but I've into an immortal coming through the portal You're stuck in a time warp from though And I don't know what the fuck you rhyme for You're pointless as Rapunzel with fucking You're like normal, being normal And I just a new Raygun from the future To just and shoot ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad 'Cause Fab he looked like a fag at Maywhether's pad Singin' to a man while played piano Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the channel So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very day "Hey, Fab, I'mma you" Lyrics coming at you at speed, (JJ Fad) Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm and I'm made of rubber So that anything you ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you I'm never stating, more than never How to give a motherfuckin' audience a like it's levitating fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting For the day they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating Cause I the way to get 'em motivated I make music, you make elevator music Oh, he's too Well, that's what do when they get jealous, they confuse it not hip hop, it's pop, cause I found a hella way to fuse it With rock, shock rap Doc Throw on Lose Yourself and 'em lose it I don't know how to make songs that I know what words to use Let me know when it to you While I'm ripping any one of verses diverse as you curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you How many I gotta murder to, Prove that if half as nice at songs you can sacrifice virgins too uh! flunkie, pill junky But look at the accolades the skills me Full of myself, but hungry I bully myself cause I make me do what I put my to And I'm a million above you, ill when I speak in tongues But it's still tongue in cheek, you I'm drunk so take the fucking wheel, I'm asleep in the front seat Bumping Heavy D and the Boys, still chunky, but But in my head something I can feel tugging and struggling Angels fight devils, here's what they want from me They me to eliminate some of the women hate But if you take consideration the bitter hatred that I had Then you may be a patient and more sympathetic to the situation And understand the But fuck it, life's handing you lemons, make lemonade But if I can't batter the women how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake mistake it for Satan It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be And take a vacation to trip a And make her fall on her face and be a retard Be a king? Think not, why be a king when you can be a