Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to your feelings But I'm only to get this one chance Something's wrong, I can it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on) Just a feeling I've got, like something's to happen, but I don't know what If that means, what I it means, we're in trouble, big trouble, And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any You just what the doctor ordered
I'm beginning to feel a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the to the back nod, back nod Now who their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box? They I rap like a robot, so call me Rapbot
But for me to rap like a computer must be in my I got a laptop in my pocket My pen'll go off when I it Got a fat knot from that rap a living and a killing off it Ever since Clinton was still in office With Lewinsky feeling on his nut-sack I'm an MC as honest But as rude and as all hell syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with) slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip hop You don't really wanna get a pissing match with this rappidy rap a Mac in the back of the Ac, pack backpack rap, yep, yackidy-yac The same time I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing That I'll be able to break a motherfuckin' table Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in Only realized it was I was signed to Aftermath after the fact How could I not All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack Rappers are a rough time period, here's a Maxipad It's actually bad For the while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as
I'm beginning to like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the back nod, nod Now who thinks arms are long enough to slap box, slap box? Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, hard
Everybody the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and youthful Everybody to root for a nuisance Hit the earth like an asteroid, did but shoot for the moon since MC's get taken to school with music Cause I use it as a vehicle to bust a Now I lead a new school full of Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, N- -W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, you, they got Slim Inspired enough to one day grow up, up and be in a position To meet Run DMC and them into the motherfuckin' Rock n' Roll of Fame though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames Only Hall of Fame I be in is the alcohol of fame On the of shame You fags it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames Off of planking, tell me in the fuck are you thinking? Little gay boy So gay I can barely say it with a straight looking boy You witnessing a Like you watching a church gathering take place boy Oy vey, that boy's gay, all they say looking boy You get a up, pat on the back And a way to go from your everyday looking boy Hey, looking boy, what you say boy? I got a "hell yeah" Dre looking boy I'mma for everything I have Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my looking boy Basically boy never gonna be capable To keep up with the same pace boy
'Cause I'm to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the to the back nod, back nod The way I'm racing the track, call me Nascar, Nascar Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White God Kneel before General Zod planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard
So you be Thor and I'll be Odin, you rodent, I'm Let off then I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm And I not be woken I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a head, a zombie floating But I got mom deep throating I'm out my ramen noodle, we have in common, poodle I'm a doberman, yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil It's me, my honesty's But it's honestly futile if I don't what I do though For good at least once in a So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken I scribble and doodle Enough to maybe to try and help get some people through tough times But I keep a few punchlines just in case cause even you unsigned Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's I know there was a time once I Was king of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe grind So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes you combine Appeal with the skin color of You get too big and here they trying to, Censor you like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Mathers LP One where I to say I take seven kids from Columbine Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a and a nine See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but Morphed into an immortal coming through the You're in a time warp from 2004 though And I don't what the fuck that you rhyme for You're pointless as Rapunzel with fucking You're like normal, being normal And I just bought a new Raygun the future To just come and shoot ya like when Fabolous Ray J mad 'Cause Fab he looked like a fag at Maywhether's pad Singin' to a man they played piano Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the channel So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very day "Hey, Fab, kill you" coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad) Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a What I do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of So anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you I'm never stating, than never demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting For the day they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating Cause I the way to get 'em motivated I make elevating music, you make music Oh, he's too Well, that's they do when they get jealous, they confuse it It's not hip hop, pop, cause I found a hella way to fuse it With rock, rap with Doc Throw on Lose and make 'em lose it I don't know how to make songs like I don't know words to use Let me know when it to you While I'm any one of these verses diverse as you curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you How many I gotta murder to, Prove that if half as nice at songs you can sacrifice virgins too uh! School flunkie, pill But look at the accolades the brung me Full of myself, but hungry I bully cause I make me do what I put my mind to And I'm a million leagues above you, ill I speak in tongues But it's tongue in cheek, fuck you I'm so Satan take the fucking wheel, I'm asleep in the front seat Bumping Heavy D and the Boys, chunky, but funky But in my head there's something I can feel and struggling Angels fight with devils, here's what want from me asking me to eliminate some of the women hate But if you into consideration the bitter hatred that I had Then you may be a little patient and more to the situation And understand the But fuck it, handing you lemons, make lemonade then But if I can't batter the how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then? Don't it for Satan It's a mistake if you think I need to be overseas And take a to trip a broad And her fall on her face and don't be a retard Be a king? not, why be a king when you can be a God?