Look, I was gonna go on you and not to hurt your feelings But I'm only going to get this one Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, on) Just a I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what If that means, what I think it means, in trouble, big trouble, And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any You were what the doctor ordered
I'm beginning to like a Rap God, Rap God All my people the front to the back nod, back nod Now who thinks their are long enough to slap box, slap box? said I rap like a robot, so call me Rapbot
But for me to rap a computer must be in my genes I got a laptop in my back My pen'll go off I half-cock it Got a fat knot from rap profit Made a and a killing off it Ever since Bill Clinton was in office With Lewinsky feeling on his nut-sack I'm an MC as honest But as rude and indecent as all hell syllables, (Kill 'em all with) This slickety, gibbedy, hip hop You don't wanna get into a pissing match with this rappidy rap a Mac in the back of the Ac, pack backpack rap, yep, yackidy-yac The exact same time I attempt these acrobat stunts while I'm practicing That I'll still be able to break a table Over the back of a couple of faggots and it in half realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact How I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack Rappers are a rough time period, here's a Maxipad actually disastrously bad For the wack I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as
I'm beginning to feel a Rap God, Rap God All my people the front to the back nod, back nod Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap Let me show you maintaining this ain't that hard, that hard
Everybody want the key and the to rap immortality like I have got Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and youthful Everybody to root for a nuisance Hit the earth like an asteroid, did nothing but for the moon since MC's get taken to school this music I use it as a vehicle to bust a rhyme Now I a new school full of students Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Shabazz, 2Pac N- -W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, you, they got Slim Inspired enough to one day grow up, up and be in a position To meet Run DMC and induct into the motherfuckin' Rock n' Hall of Fame Even though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of On the wall of You fags think it's all a game 'til I a flock of flames Off of planking, tell me what in the are you thinking? Little gay boy So gay I can barely say it with a straight face boy You a massacre Like you watching a church gathering place looking boy Oy vey, boy's gay, that's all they say looking boy You get a up, pat on the back And a way to go from your everyday looking boy Hey, boy, what you say looking boy? I got a "hell yeah" from Dre boy work for everything I have Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my looking boy boy you're never gonna be capable To keep up the same pace looking boy
I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my people the front to the back nod, back nod The way I'm around the track, call me Nascar, Nascar Dale of the trailer park, the White Trash God Kneel before Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard
So you be Thor and I'll be Odin, you rodent, I'm Let off then I'm immediately with these bombs I'm totin' And I not be woken I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a head, a zombie floating But I got mom deep throating I'm out my ramen noodle, we have nothing in common, I'm a doberman, pinch in the arm and pay homage, pupil It's me, my brutal But it's honestly if I don't utilize what I do though For at least once in a while So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken I scribble and doodle Enough rhymes to maybe to try and help get some people through tough But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case cause you unsigned Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's I there was a time where once I Was king of the underground, but I rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you with the skin color of mine You get too big and they come trying to, Censor you like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Mathers LP One where I to say I take seven kids from Columbine Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a See if I get away with it now I ain't as big as I was, but I've Morphed into an immortal coming through the You're in a time warp from 2004 though And I don't know what the fuck that you for You're as Rapunzel with fucking cornrows You're like normal, being normal And I just bought a new Raygun from the To just come and shoot ya when Fabolous made Ray J mad 'Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at pad Singin' to a man while they piano Man, oh man, that was a special on the cable channel So Ray J went to the radio station the very next day "Hey, Fab, kill you" coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad) Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you I'm a human I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of So that anything you ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you I'm never stating, more than never How to give a audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that the haters are waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, be celebrating I know the way to get 'em motivated I elevating music, you make elevator music Oh, too mainstream Well, what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it It's not hip hop, it's pop, I found a hella way to fuse it With rock, shock rap Doc Throw on Lose and make 'em lose it I know how to make songs like that I don't know words to use Let me when it occurs to you While I'm any one of these verses diverse as you It's curtains, I'm hurtin' you How many verses I gotta to, Prove that if you're half as nice at songs you can sacrifice too uh! School flunkie, junky But look at the the skills brung me of myself, but still hungry I bully myself cause I make me do I put my mind to And I'm a million leagues you, ill when I speak in tongues But still tongue in cheek, fuck you I'm drunk so Satan take the fucking wheel, I'm in the front seat Heavy D and the Boys, still chunky, but funky But in my head there's I can feel tugging and struggling Angels fight devils, here's what they want from me asking me to eliminate some of the women hate But if you into consideration the bitter hatred that I had Then you may be a little patient and more to the situation And the discrimination But fuck it, life's handing you lemons, lemonade then But if I can't batter the women how the am I supposed to bake them a cake then? mistake it for Satan It's a fatal mistake if you I need to be overseas And a vacation to trip a broad And make her fall on her face and be a retard Be a king? Think not, why be a king when you can be a