Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt feelings But I'm only going to get one chance Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Shady, you're on) Just a feeling I've got, like something's to happen, but I don't know what If that means, I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble, And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any You just what the doctor ordered
I'm beginning to like a Rap God, Rap God All my people the front to the back nod, back nod Now who their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box? They I rap like a robot, so call me Rapbot
But for me to rap like a computer be in my genes I got a laptop in my pocket My go off when I half-cock it Got a fat from that rap profit Made a living and a off it Ever Bill Clinton was still in office With Monica feeling on his nut-sack I'm an MC as honest But as rude and indecent as all syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with) slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip hop You really wanna get into a pissing match with this rappidy rap Packing a Mac in the of the Ac, pack backpack rap, yep, yackidy-yac The exact same I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing That I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' Over the back of a couple of faggots and it in half Only it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of Rappers are having a rough time period, here's a It's disastrously bad For the wack while I'm constructing this masterpiece as
I'm beginning to like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the nod, back nod Now who thinks their are long enough to slap box, slap box? Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that
Everybody want the key and the secret to rap like I have got Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and youthful Everybody loves to for a nuisance Hit the earth like an asteroid, did nothing but for the moon since MC's get taken to school with this I use it as a vehicle to bust a rhyme Now I lead a new school of students Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Shabazz, 2Pac N- -W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, got Slim Inspired to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position To meet Run DMC and induct them the motherfuckin' Rock n' Roll of Fame Even though I walk in the church and burst in a of flames Only Hall of I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame On the of shame You fags think all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames Off of planking, tell me in the fuck are you thinking? Little gay boy So gay I can barely say it a straight face looking boy You a massacre Like you watching a church gathering take looking boy Oy vey, that boy's gay, all they say looking boy You get a thumbs up, pat on the And a way to go from label everyday looking boy Hey, looking boy, you say looking boy? I got a "hell yeah" from Dre boy I'mma work for everything I Never ask for shit, get outta my face looking boy boy you're never gonna be capable To keep up with the pace looking boy
I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my from the front to the back nod, back nod The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar, Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God Kneel before General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard,
So you be and I'll be Odin, you rodent, I'm omnipotent Let off I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm totin' And I should not be I'm the walking dead, but I'm a talking head, a zombie floating But I got mom deep throating I'm out my noodle, we have nothing in common, poodle I'm a doberman, pinch in the arm and pay homage, pupil me, my honesty's brutal But it's honestly futile if I don't what I do though For at least once in a while So I wanna make sure somewhere in chicken scratch I scribble and doodle Enough rhymes to maybe to try and help get some people through times But I gotta keep a few punchlines in case cause even you unsigned are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime I know there was a time where I Was king of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe grind So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you Appeal with the skin of mine You get too big and here they come to, you like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Marshall Mathers LP One where I to say I take seven kids from Columbine Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a and a nine See if I get away with it now that I as big as I was, but I've into an immortal coming through the portal You're in a time warp from 2004 though And I know what the fuck that you rhyme for pointless as Rapunzel with fucking cornrows You're like normal, being normal And I just a new Raygun from the future To just and shoot ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad Fab said he looked like a fag at Maywhether's pad Singin' to a man while they piano Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the channel So Ray J straight to the radio station the very next day "Hey, Fab, kill you" coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad) Uh, lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of So anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you I'm never stating, more never demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like levitating Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be I know the way to get 'em motivated I make elevating music, you make music Oh, too mainstream Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they it It's not hip hop, it's pop, cause I a hella way to fuse it rock, shock rap with Doc Throw on Lose Yourself and make 'em it I don't know how to make songs that I don't what words to use Let me know it occurs to you While I'm ripping any one of these diverse as you It's curtains, I'm inadvertently you How verses I gotta murder to, Prove that if you're half as nice at you can sacrifice virgins too uh! School flunkie, junky But look at the accolades the skills me of myself, but still hungry I myself cause I make me do what I put my mind to And I'm a million leagues above you, ill I speak in tongues But still tongue in cheek, fuck you I'm drunk so Satan take the fucking wheel, I'm in the front seat Bumping Heavy D and the Boys, chunky, but funky But in my head something I can feel tugging and struggling Angels fight with devils, here's what they want me They me to eliminate some of the women hate But if you take into consideration the bitter that I had Then you may be a little patient and more to the situation And understand the But fuck it, handing you lemons, make lemonade then But if I can't batter the women how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake Don't it for Satan It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be And take a vacation to trip a And make her fall on her face and be a retard Be a Think not, why be a king when you can be a God?