Look, I was go easy on you and not to hurt your feelings But I'm only going to get this one Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, on) Just a I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what If that means, what I it means, we're in trouble, big trouble, And if he is as as you say, I'm not taking any chances You were just what the ordered
I'm to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my from the front to the back nod, back nod Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, box? They I rap like a robot, so call me Rapbot
But for me to rap like a computer must be in my I got a laptop in my pocket My pen'll go off when I it Got a fat from that rap profit a living and a killing off it Ever since Bill Clinton was in office With Lewinsky feeling on his nut-sack I'm an MC still as But as and indecent as all hell syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with) slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip hop You don't really wanna get a pissing match with this rappidy rap Packing a Mac in the of the Ac, pack backpack rap, yep, yackidy-yac The exact same time I attempt these lyrical acrobat while I'm practicing That I'll still be able to a motherfuckin' table Over the back of a couple of and crack it in half Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath the fact How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, my wrath of attack Rappers are a rough time period, here's a Maxipad It's disastrously bad For the wack while I'm constructing this masterpiece as
I'm beginning to feel a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the nod, back nod Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, box? Let me you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hard
Everybody the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got Well, to be truthful the simply rage and youthful exuberance Everybody loves to root for a Hit the earth like an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the moon MC's get taken to school this music Cause I use it as a to bust a rhyme Now I lead a new full of students Me? I'm a of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N- -W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, got Slim Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a To meet Run DMC and them into the motherfuckin' Rock n' Roll Hall of Even though I walk in the church and burst in a of flames Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of On the wall of You fags it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames Off of planking, tell me what in the are you thinking? Little gay boy So gay I can say it with a straight face looking boy You witnessing a Like you watching a church gathering take looking boy Oy vey, that boy's gay, all they say looking boy You get a up, pat on the back And a way to go from your label everyday boy Hey, looking boy, you say looking boy? I got a "hell yeah" from Dre boy I'mma work for I have Never ask for shit, get outta my face looking boy boy you're never gonna be capable To up with the same pace looking boy
'Cause I'm beginning to like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the to the back nod, back nod The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar, Dale of the trailer park, the White Trash God Kneel before General Zod this Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard
So you be Thor and I'll be Odin, you rodent, I'm Let off then I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm And I should not be I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head, a floating But I got mom deep throating I'm out my ramen noodle, we have in common, poodle I'm a doberman, yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil It's me, my honesty's But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do For good at least in a while So I wanna make sure somewhere in chicken scratch I scribble and doodle Enough rhymes to maybe to try and help get some people through times But I gotta a few punchlines just in case cause even you unsigned are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime I know there was a time where I Was king of the underground, but I still rap I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind So I crunch rhymes, but when you combine Appeal with the color of mine You get too big and they come trying to, Censor you that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Marshall Mathers LP One where I tried to say I take seven kids from Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a and a nine See if I get with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I've into an immortal coming through the portal You're stuck in a time warp 2004 though And I don't know what the fuck that you for You're pointless as Rapunzel with fucking You're like normal, fuck being And I bought a new Raygun from the future To just come and shoot ya when Fabolous made Ray J mad 'Cause Fab he looked like a fag at Maywhether's pad Singin' to a man while they piano Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 on the cable channel So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very day "Hey, Fab, I'mma you" Lyrics at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad) Uh, sama lamaa duma you assuming I'm a human I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of So that anything you ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you I'm never stating, more than demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever For the day that they can say I fell off, be celebrating I know the way to get 'em motivated I make elevating music, you elevator music Oh, he's too Well, that's what they do they get jealous, they confuse it It's not hip hop, pop, cause I found a hella way to fuse it With rock, shock rap Doc Throw on Yourself and make 'em lose it I don't know how to make songs like I don't know what to use Let me know it occurs to you While I'm ripping any one of verses diverse as you It's curtains, I'm hurtin' you How many verses I murder to, Prove if you're half as nice at songs you can sacrifice virgins too uh! School flunkie, junky But look at the accolades the brung me Full of myself, but still I bully myself cause I me do what I put my mind to And I'm a million leagues above you, ill when I speak in But still tongue in cheek, fuck you I'm drunk so Satan take the fucking wheel, I'm asleep in the seat Bumping D and the Boys, still chunky, but funky But in my head something I can feel tugging and struggling Angels fight with devils, here's what they from me asking me to eliminate some of the women hate But if you take into consideration the bitter that I had Then you may be a little patient and sympathetic to the situation And understand the But fuck it, life's handing you lemons, make lemonade But if I batter the women how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then? mistake it for Satan It's a mistake if you think I need to be overseas And take a vacation to a broad And make her fall on her face and be a retard Be a king? Think not, why be a king when you can be a