Come to see you at the mortuary, you round looking Oh so scary It was very late at night, and you gave me such a fright We held hands to your then you gave me that monster stare Being with you is like on rotting vampire eyeballs! I'll be all right, with you claws around me In the night, I will let you impale me in the cemetery, turn off the lights and scream BLOODY MARY! Took a bath in baby's blood, saw mutilated body and I...fell...in...love. Last I went to your grave, I trusted you to behave! I know why you weren't there-you spent the night in the lair. I ripped her in two, this is the gift to you Cause I'm the only one put up with your rotting vampire eyeballs! Have fun with her while I am you Watch out, lure in a pit of boiling brew You said no one was as as me, and we'd be together eternally Give me back my of maggots, I never told you... But you like...BOB SAGET! Found another to be mine, his name is And on our ceiling the head of your Miss Thang I'll his green skin, and together we'll live in sin NOW I NEED YOUR ROTTING VAMPIRE EYSBALLS!!!! He's big, He's mean, and he'll rip out spine And then your spleen, and it's dinner time! He me a guillotine, that's cause he's so mean And tonight on our date, bring me a plate... Of rotting vampire eyeballs.