Come to see you at the mortuary, you came round looking Oh so It was very very late at night, and you me such a fright We held hands to your then you gave me that monster stare Being with you is like sucking on rotting eyeballs! be all right, with you claws wrapped around me In the dark night, I will let you me Picnic in the cemetery, off the lights and scream BLOODY MARY! Took a bath in blood, saw your mutilated body and I...fell...in...love. Last I went to your grave, I trusted you to behave! I know why you weren't there-you spent the in the witch's lair. I ripped her heart in two, is the gift to you Cause I'm the only one put up with your rotting vampire eyeballs! fun with her while I am watching you Watch out, I'll in a pit of boiling brew You said no one was as as me, and we'd be together eternally me back my plate of maggots, I never told you... But you like...BOB SAGET! Found to be mine, his name is Frankenstien And on our hangs the head of your Miss Thang I'll his green skin, and together we'll live in sin NOW I DON'T NEED YOUR ROTTING EYSBALLS!!!! He's big, He's mean, and he'll rip out your And then your spleen, and it's dinner time! He bought me a guillotine, that's cause he's so And tonight on our date, bring me a plate... Of rotting vampire eyeballs.