Come to see you at the mortuary, you came round looking Oh so It was very late at night, and you gave me such a fright We held hands to your lair then you gave me that monster Being you is like sucking on rotting vampire eyeballs! I'll be all right, with you wrapped around me In the dark night, I let you impale me Picnic in the cemetery, turn off the and scream BLOODY MARY! Took a bath in baby's blood, saw your mutilated and I...fell...in...love. Last night I to your grave, I trusted you to behave! I know why you weren't there-you the night in the witch's lair. I ripped her heart in two, this is the to you Cause I'm the only one put up with your rotting vampire eyeballs! fun with her while I am watching you Watch out, I'll lure in a pit of brew You said no one was as creepy as me, and we'd be together me back my plate of maggots, I never told you... But you like...BOB SAGET! Found another to be mine, his name is And on our hangs the head of your Miss Thang I'll caress his green skin, and together we'll in sin NOW I DON'T NEED YOUR ROTTING EYSBALLS!!!! He's big, He's mean, and he'll rip out spine And then your spleen, and then dinner time! He bought me a guillotine, that's cause so mean And tonight on our date, bring me a plate... Of your rotting eyeballs.