Come to see you at the mortuary, you came round looking Oh so It was very very late at night, and you me such a fright We held hands to your lair then you gave me monster stare Being with you is like sucking on rotting eyeballs! I'll be all right, with you claws around me In the night, I will let you impale me Picnic in the cemetery, turn off the and scream BLOODY MARY! Took a bath in baby's blood, saw your mutilated and I...fell...in...love. Last night I went to your grave, I you to behave! I know why you weren't there-you the night in the witch's lair. I ripped her heart in two, is the gift to you Cause I'm the only one who'll put up with your vampire eyeballs! Have fun with her while I am you Watch out, I'll in a pit of boiling brew You said no one was as creepy as me, and be together eternally me back my plate of maggots, I never told you... But you like...BOB SAGET! Found another to be mine, his name is And on our ceiling hangs the head of your Miss I'll his green skin, and together we'll live in sin NOW I NEED YOUR ROTTING VAMPIRE EYSBALLS!!!! big, He's mean, and he'll rip out your spine And then spleen, and then it's dinner time! He bought me a guillotine, that's he's so mean And tonight on our date, he'll me a plate... Of rotting vampire eyeballs.