Come to see you at the mortuary, you came round looking Oh so It was very very late at night, and you gave me such a We held hands to your lair you gave me that monster stare Being with you is sucking on rotting vampire eyeballs! I'll be all right, with you wrapped around me In the night, I will let you impale me Picnic in the cemetery, turn off the lights and BLOODY MARY! Took a in baby's blood, saw your mutilated body and I...fell...in...love. Last I went to your grave, I trusted you to behave! I know why you weren't there-you spent the in the witch's lair. I her heart in two, this is the gift to you Cause I'm the only one who'll put up with your vampire eyeballs! Have fun with her while I am you Watch out, I'll in a pit of boiling brew You said no one was as creepy as me, and we'd be eternally Give me back my plate of maggots, I never you... But you like...BOB SAGET! Found another to be mine, his is Frankenstien And on our ceiling hangs the head of your Miss I'll caress his green skin, and together we'll in sin NOW I DON'T NEED ROTTING VAMPIRE EYSBALLS!!!! He's big, He's mean, and he'll rip out your And then your spleen, and it's dinner time! He bought me a guillotine, that's he's so mean And tonight on our date, he'll me a plate... Of your rotting eyeballs.