Come to see you at the mortuary, you came round looking Oh so It was very late at night, and you gave me such a fright We held to your lair then you gave me that monster stare with you is like sucking on rotting vampire eyeballs! I'll be all right, you claws wrapped around me In the night, I will let you impale me Picnic in the cemetery, off the lights and scream BLOODY MARY! Took a bath in baby's blood, saw your mutilated and I...fell...in...love. Last I went to your grave, I trusted you to behave! I know why you weren't there-you spent the night in the lair. I ripped her heart in two, is the gift to you Cause I'm the only one who'll put up with your vampire eyeballs! fun with her while I am watching you Watch out, I'll lure in a pit of brew You said no one was as creepy as me, and be together eternally Give me back my plate of maggots, I never you... But you like...BOB SAGET! Found another to be mine, his is Frankenstien And on our hangs the head of your Miss Thang I'll his green skin, and together we'll live in sin NOW I DON'T NEED YOUR VAMPIRE EYSBALLS!!!! He's big, He's mean, and he'll rip out your And then your spleen, and then dinner time! He bought me a guillotine, that's cause he's so And on our date, he'll bring me a plate... Of rotting vampire eyeballs.