Come to see you at the mortuary, you came round looking Oh so It was very late at night, and you gave me such a fright We hands to your lair then you gave me that monster stare Being with you is like sucking on rotting eyeballs! I'll be all right, with you claws around me In the dark night, I will let you me Picnic in the cemetery, turn off the lights and BLOODY MARY! Took a bath in baby's blood, saw your mutilated and I...fell...in...love. Last night I went to grave, I trusted you to behave! I know why you weren't there-you spent the night in the lair. I ripped her in two, this is the gift to you Cause I'm the only one who'll put up your rotting vampire eyeballs! Have fun with her I am watching you Watch out, I'll lure in a pit of boiling You no one was as creepy as me, and we'd be together eternally Give me back my plate of maggots, I never you... But you like...BOB SAGET! Found to be mine, his name is Frankenstien And on our hangs the head of your Miss Thang I'll caress his skin, and together we'll live in sin NOW I DON'T YOUR ROTTING VAMPIRE EYSBALLS!!!! big, He's mean, and he'll rip out your spine And then your spleen, and then dinner time! He bought me a guillotine, cause he's so mean And tonight on our date, he'll me a plate... Of your vampire eyeballs.