Come to see you at the mortuary, you round looking Oh so scary It was very very late at night, and you gave me such a We held hands to your lair then you me that monster stare Being with you is sucking on rotting vampire eyeballs! I'll be all right, you claws wrapped around me In the dark night, I will let you me Picnic in the cemetery, turn off the lights and scream MARY! Took a bath in blood, saw your mutilated body and I...fell...in...love. Last I went to your grave, I trusted you to behave! I know why you weren't there-you spent the in the witch's lair. I ripped her heart in two, this is the to you Cause I'm the only one who'll put up with your vampire eyeballs! Have fun with her I am watching you Watch out, lure in a pit of boiling brew You no one was as creepy as me, and we'd be together eternally me back my plate of maggots, I never told you... But you like...BOB SAGET! Found to be mine, his name is Frankenstien And on our ceiling hangs the of your Miss Thang I'll caress his green skin, and we'll live in sin NOW I DON'T NEED ROTTING VAMPIRE EYSBALLS!!!! big, He's mean, and he'll rip out your spine And then your spleen, and then dinner time! He bought me a guillotine, that's cause he's so And on our date, he'll bring me a plate... Of rotting vampire eyeballs.