Come to see you at the mortuary, you came round Oh so scary It was very very late at night, and you gave me a fright We held to your lair then you gave me that monster stare Being with you is like on rotting vampire eyeballs! I'll be all right, with you wrapped around me In the dark night, I let you impale me Picnic in the cemetery, turn off the lights and BLOODY MARY! Took a in baby's blood, saw your mutilated body and I...fell...in...love. Last night I went to your grave, I you to behave! I know why you weren't there-you spent the night in the lair. I ripped her heart in two, is the gift to you Cause I'm the only one who'll put up with your vampire eyeballs! Have fun with her I am watching you Watch out, I'll lure in a pit of brew You said no one was as creepy as me, and be together eternally Give me my plate of maggots, I never told you... But you like...BOB SAGET! Found another to be mine, his is Frankenstien And on our ceiling hangs the of your Miss Thang caress his green skin, and together we'll live in sin NOW I NEED YOUR ROTTING VAMPIRE EYSBALLS!!!! big, He's mean, and he'll rip out your spine And then your spleen, and it's dinner time! He bought me a guillotine, that's cause so mean And tonight on our date, he'll me a plate... Of rotting vampire eyeballs.