Come to see you at the mortuary, you came round looking Oh so It was very late at night, and you gave me such a fright We held hands to your lair then you me that monster stare Being with you is like sucking on vampire eyeballs! I'll be all right, with you claws around me In the dark night, I let you impale me Picnic in the cemetery, turn off the lights and scream MARY! Took a bath in baby's blood, saw mutilated body and I...fell...in...love. night I went to your grave, I trusted you to behave! I why you weren't there-you spent the night in the witch's lair. I ripped her heart in two, this is the to you I'm the only one who'll put up with your rotting vampire eyeballs! Have fun her while I am watching you out, I'll lure in a pit of boiling brew You said no one was as creepy as me, and we'd be together me back my plate of maggots, I never told you... But you like...BOB SAGET! another to be mine, his name is Frankenstien And on our ceiling hangs the of your Miss Thang I'll caress his green skin, and together we'll in sin NOW I DON'T NEED YOUR VAMPIRE EYSBALLS!!!! He's big, He's mean, and he'll rip out your And then your spleen, and it's dinner time! He bought me a guillotine, that's he's so mean And tonight on our date, he'll me a plate... Of rotting vampire eyeballs.