Come to see you at the mortuary, you came round Oh so scary It was very very late at night, and you gave me a fright We held hands to your lair you gave me that monster stare Being with you is like on rotting vampire eyeballs! I'll be all right, with you wrapped around me In the dark night, I will let you me Picnic in the cemetery, turn off the lights and BLOODY MARY! Took a bath in baby's blood, saw your body and I...fell...in...love. Last I went to your grave, I trusted you to behave! I know why you weren't there-you the night in the witch's lair. I her heart in two, this is the gift to you Cause I'm the only one put up with your rotting vampire eyeballs! Have fun with her while I am you Watch out, I'll lure in a pit of boiling You said no one was as as me, and we'd be together eternally Give me my plate of maggots, I never told you... But you like...BOB SAGET! another to be mine, his name is Frankenstien And on our ceiling hangs the head of your Thang I'll caress his green skin, and together we'll in sin NOW I NEED YOUR ROTTING VAMPIRE EYSBALLS!!!! He's big, He's mean, and he'll rip out your And your spleen, and then it's dinner time! He bought me a guillotine, that's cause he's so And on our date, he'll bring me a plate... Of rotting vampire eyeballs.