Come to see you at the mortuary, you came round Oh so scary It was very very at night, and you gave me such a fright We held hands to your lair then you gave me that monster Being with you is like sucking on rotting eyeballs! I'll be all right, you claws wrapped around me In the dark night, I will let you me Picnic in the cemetery, off the lights and scream BLOODY MARY! Took a bath in baby's blood, saw your mutilated and I...fell...in...love. Last night I to your grave, I trusted you to behave! I know why you there-you spent the night in the witch's lair. I her heart in two, this is the gift to you Cause I'm the only one who'll put up your rotting vampire eyeballs! Have fun with her while I am you Watch out, I'll lure in a pit of boiling You said no one was as creepy as me, and be together eternally Give me back my of maggots, I never told you... But you like...BOB SAGET! another to be mine, his name is Frankenstien And on our ceiling the head of your Miss Thang I'll caress his skin, and together we'll live in sin NOW I DON'T YOUR ROTTING VAMPIRE EYSBALLS!!!! He's big, mean, and he'll rip out your spine And your spleen, and then it's dinner time! He bought me a guillotine, that's he's so mean And tonight on our date, bring me a plate... Of your vampire eyeballs.