Come to see you at the mortuary, you came looking Oh so scary It was very very late at night, and you gave me a fright We held hands to your then you gave me that monster stare Being you is like sucking on rotting vampire eyeballs! be all right, with you claws wrapped around me In the dark night, I let you impale me Picnic in the cemetery, turn off the and scream BLOODY MARY! Took a bath in baby's blood, saw your body and I...fell...in...love. Last night I went to grave, I trusted you to behave! I know why you weren't there-you spent the night in the lair. I ripped her heart in two, this is the to you Cause I'm the only one who'll put up with your rotting eyeballs! Have fun her while I am watching you Watch out, I'll in a pit of boiling brew You said no one was as creepy as me, and we'd be together Give me my plate of maggots, I never told you... But you like...BOB SAGET! Found to be mine, his name is Frankenstien And on our ceiling hangs the head of your Thang caress his green skin, and together we'll live in sin NOW I DON'T NEED ROTTING VAMPIRE EYSBALLS!!!! He's big, He's mean, and he'll rip out spine And then spleen, and then it's dinner time! He bought me a guillotine, that's cause so mean And on our date, he'll bring me a plate... Of your vampire eyeballs.