Luyện nghe bài hát Quit Teasin' Me Ed

Cledus T. Judd/Vern Dant, Music (BMI)/Music Genesis(ASCAP)

Hey Cledus, Whad'ya get in the

He-he-he, got a letter Ed.

it say?

I don't know. D'you get

Well, it up!

He-hahahahahahaha!

...Open it.

I quit my job a year ago, I'm on a permanent vacation
All I do now is sit back and wait'll my notification
You see, old Ed, he's a friend of mine, and he writes me once a
Sends me my very own winnin'
I'm practically on street
Well, I don't know, I reckon Ed just likes me a little better'n everybody
I'm sure he's tryin' to reach me,
But uh, been out on tour with Garth Brooks. He-hehehehe
Now, you think pricin' a Mercedes might be a jumpin' the gun
But hey, I got a from Ed today that said I may've already won!

Quit me Ed
...Quit me Ed
My need to be fed
...My kids to be fed
I what you said
...I what you said
Quit me Ed

You me wealth
...You me wealth
And a new Stealth
...And a new Stealth
I'll check the mailbox 'til I'm
...I'll the mailbox 'til I'm dead
Quit me Ed

They say the are again' me
But I got my own scheme
of just one or two, I order All the magazines!
I get Glamour, Cosmo, Redbook, Seventeen, Good Housekeepin', and Popular
I even got one time and ordered The Joy Of Ceramics!
Now Ed, I can't sing or dance, and never be on Star Search
But if you don't hurry up 'n send my check, I'm gonna start you a jerk
Well, not really Ed, doggonnit been such a long time
My been repo'd, my house note's four month's behind
Ed, I don't mean to complain, and I know a busy man
But, could you at least me one of them early entry prizes
I'm biggest fan, I swear!

Quit me Ed
...Quit me Ed
My need to be fed
...My need to be fed
I believed what you
...I believed you said
Quit me Ed

You me wealth
...You promised me
And a new Stealth ...And a new Dodge Stealth
I'll check the mailbox I'm dead
...I'll check the 'til I'm dead
Quit me Ed

T., you may have already won!