Luyện nghe bài hát Quit Teasin' Me Ed

Cledus T. Judd/Vern Dant, Music (BMI)/Music Genesis(ASCAP)

Hey Cledus, Whad'ya get in the

He-he-he, got a from Ed.

What's it

I don't know. D'you get

Well, it up!

He-hahahahahahaha!

...Open it.

I my job about a year ago, I'm on a permanent vacation
All I gotta do now is sit and wait'll my notification
You see, old Ed, he's a friend of mine, and he writes me a week
Sends me my very own winnin'
I'm on easy street
Well, I don't know, I reckon Ed just me a little better'n everybody else
I'm he's been tryin' to reach me,
But uh, I've been out on with Garth Brooks. He-hehehehe
Now, you might think pricin' a Mercedes might be a the gun
But hey, I got a letter from Ed today said I may've already won!

Quit me Ed
...Quit me Ed
My kids to be fed
...My need to be fed
I believed you said
...I believed what you
Quit me Ed

You me wealth
...You me wealth
And a new Stealth
...And a new Stealth
I'll check the mailbox 'til I'm
...I'll check the mailbox 'til I'm
teasin' me Ed

They say the odds are me
But I got my own little
of just one or two, I order All the magazines!
I get Glamour, Cosmo, Redbook, Seventeen, Housekeepin', and Popular Mechanics
I even got bored one and ordered The Joy Of Ceramics!
Now Ed, I can't sing or dance, and I'll be on Star Search
But if you don't hurry up 'n send my check, I'm start thinkin' you a jerk
Well, not really Ed, doggonnit it's been such a long
My car's repo'd, my house note's four month's behind
Ed, I mean to complain, and I know you're a busy man
But, you at least send me one of them early entry prizes
I'm biggest fan, I swear!

Quit me Ed
...Quit me Ed
My kids to be fed
...My kids to be fed
I believed you said
...I what you said
Quit me Ed

You promised me
...You me wealth
And a new Dodge ...And a new Dodge Stealth
I'll check the mailbox 'til I'm
...I'll check the mailbox I'm dead
Quit me Ed

Cledus T., you may already won!