Cledus T. Judd/Vern Dant, La-Po (BMI)/Music Genesis(ASCAP)
Hey Cledus, Whad'ya get in the
He-he-he, got a letter Ed.
What's it
I don't know. get one?
Well, it up!
He-hahahahahahaha!
...Open it.
I quit my job about a year ago, I'm on a vacation All I gotta do now is sit back and my notification You see, old Ed, he's a friend of mine, and he writes me a week Sends me my very own winnin' I'm on easy street Well, I don't know, I reckon Ed just me a little better'n everybody else I'm sure he's been to reach me, But uh, I've been out on tour Garth Brooks. He-hehehehe Now, you might think a Mercedes might be a jumpin' the gun But hey, I got a letter from Ed that said I may've already won!
Quit me Ed ...Quit me Ed My kids to be fed ...My need to be fed I what you said ...I believed what you Quit me Ed
You me wealth ...You me wealth And a new Stealth ...And a new Dodge I'll check the 'til I'm dead ...I'll check the mailbox I'm dead teasin' me Ed
They say the are again' me But I got my own scheme of just one or two, I order All the magazines! I get Glamour, Cosmo, Redbook, Seventeen, Good Housekeepin', and Mechanics I got bored one time and ordered The Joy Of Ceramics! Now Ed, I sing or dance, and I'll never be on Star Search But if you don't hurry up 'n send my check, I'm gonna thinkin' you a jerk Well, not really Ed, doggonnit it's been such a long My car's been repo'd, my house note's month's behind Ed, I don't mean to complain, and I know a busy man But, you at least send me one of them early entry prizes I'm biggest fan, I swear!
Quit me Ed ...Quit me Ed My kids to be fed ...My kids to be fed I believed you said ...I believed what you teasin' me Ed
You me wealth ...You promised me And a new Stealth ...And a new Dodge Stealth I'll check the mailbox 'til I'm ...I'll check the mailbox I'm dead Quit me Ed
Cledus T., you may already won!