Cledus T. Judd/Vern Dant, La-Po (BMI)/Music Genesis(ASCAP)
Hey Cledus, Whad'ya get in the
He-he-he, got a letter Ed.
What's it
I know. D'you get one?
Well, it up!
He-hahahahahahaha!
...Open it.
I my job about a year ago, I'm on a permanent vacation All I do now is sit back and wait'll my notification You see, old Ed, he's a of mine, and he writes me once a week me my very own winnin' numbers I'm practically on easy Well, I don't know, I reckon Ed just likes me a little everybody else I'm sure been tryin' to reach me, But uh, I've been out on tour Garth Brooks. He-hehehehe Now, you might think pricin' a Mercedes be a jumpin' the gun But hey, I got a letter from Ed today that said I may've won!
teasin me Ed ...Quit me Ed My need to be fed ...My kids to be fed I believed what you ...I believed what you Quit me Ed
You promised me ...You promised me And a new Dodge ...And a new Dodge check the mailbox 'til I'm dead ...I'll the mailbox 'til I'm dead teasin' me Ed
They say the are again' me But I got my own little Instead of one or two, I order All the magazines! I get Glamour, Cosmo, Redbook, Seventeen, Housekeepin', and Popular Mechanics I even got one time and ordered The Joy Of Ceramics! Now Ed, I can't sing or dance, and I'll never be on Search But if you don't up 'n send my check, I'm gonna start thinkin' you a jerk Well, not really Ed, doggonnit it's such a long time My been repo'd, my house note's four month's behind Ed, I mean to complain, and I know you're a busy man But, you at least send me one of them early entry prizes I'm biggest fan, I swear!
teasin' me Ed ...Quit me Ed My kids to be fed ...My kids to be fed I what you said ...I what you said teasin' me Ed
You promised me ...You promised me And a new Dodge ...And a new Dodge Stealth I'll check the 'til I'm dead ...I'll check the 'til I'm dead teasin' me Ed
Cledus T., you may already won!