Cledus T. Judd/Vern Dant, Music (BMI)/Music Genesis(ASCAP)
Hey Cledus, get in the mail?
He-he-he, got a from Ed.
What's it
I don't know. get one?
Well, it up!
He-hahahahahahaha!
...Open it.
I quit my job about a ago, I'm on a permanent vacation All I gotta do now is sit back and my notification You see, old Ed, a friend of mine, and he writes me once a week Sends me my own winnin' numbers I'm practically on street Well, I don't know, I Ed just likes me a little better'n everybody else I'm he's been tryin' to reach me, But uh, I've been out on with Garth Brooks. He-hehehehe Now, you might pricin' a Mercedes might be a jumpin' the gun But hey, I got a letter from Ed today that said I already won!
Quit me Ed ...Quit me Ed My kids to be fed ...My kids to be fed I believed what you ...I what you said teasin' me Ed
You me wealth ...You promised me And a new Dodge ...And a new Dodge I'll check the 'til I'm dead ...I'll check the mailbox 'til I'm teasin' me Ed
They say the are again' me But I got my own little of just one or two, I order All the magazines! I get Glamour, Cosmo, Redbook, Seventeen, Housekeepin', and Popular Mechanics I got bored one time and ordered The Joy Of Ceramics! Now Ed, I can't or dance, and I'll never be on Star Search But if you don't up 'n send my check, I'm gonna start thinkin' you a jerk Well, not really Ed, doggonnit it's been such a long My car's repo'd, my house note's four month's behind Ed, I mean to complain, and I know you're a busy man But, could you at least send me one of them early entry I'm biggest fan, I swear!
Quit me Ed ...Quit me Ed My need to be fed ...My need to be fed I believed you said ...I what you said Quit me Ed
You promised me ...You promised me And a new Dodge ...And a new Dodge Stealth I'll check the mailbox 'til I'm ...I'll check the mailbox 'til I'm Quit me Ed
Cledus T., you may already won!