Cledus T. Judd/Vern Dant, La-Po (BMI)/Music Genesis(ASCAP)
Hey Cledus, Whad'ya get in the
He-he-he, got a letter Ed.
it say?
I don't know. D'you get
Well, it up!
He-hahahahahahaha!
...Open it.
I quit my job a year ago, I'm on a permanent vacation All I do now is sit back and wait'll my notification You see, old Ed, he's a of mine, and he writes me once a week Sends me my own winnin' numbers I'm practically on easy Well, I don't know, I reckon Ed just likes me a little better'n else I'm sure he's been tryin' to me, But uh, I've been out on tour with Brooks. He-hehehehe Now, you might pricin' a Mercedes might be a jumpin' the gun But hey, I got a letter from Ed today that said I may've won!
teasin me Ed ...Quit me Ed My need to be fed ...My kids to be fed I believed you said ...I believed you said teasin' me Ed
You promised me ...You promised me And a new Stealth ...And a new Stealth I'll check the 'til I'm dead ...I'll check the 'til I'm dead teasin' me Ed
They say the are again' me But I got my own little of just one or two, I order All the magazines! I get Glamour, Cosmo, Redbook, Seventeen, Good Housekeepin', and Mechanics I even got one time and ordered The Joy Of Ceramics! Now Ed, I can't sing or dance, and never be on Star Search But if you don't hurry up 'n send my check, I'm start thinkin' you a jerk Well, not really Ed, it's been such a long time My car's been repo'd, my house note's four month's Ed, I don't mean to complain, and I know you're a man But, could you at least send me one of early entry prizes I'm you're fan, I swear!
teasin' me Ed ...Quit me Ed My need to be fed ...My kids to be fed I what you said ...I what you said teasin' me Ed
You me wealth ...You me wealth And a new Dodge Stealth ...And a new Stealth I'll the mailbox 'til I'm dead ...I'll check the 'til I'm dead Quit me Ed
Cledus T., you may already won!