Cledus T. Dant, La-Po Music (BMI)/Music Genesis(ASCAP)
Hey Cledus, Whad'ya get in the
He-he-he, got a letter Ed.
What's it
I know. D'you get one?
Well, it up!
He-hahahahahahaha!
...Open it.
I my job about a year ago, I'm on a permanent vacation All I do now is sit back and wait'll my notification You see, old Ed, he's a friend of mine, and he writes me a week Sends me my very own winnin' I'm on easy street Well, I don't know, I reckon Ed just likes me a little better'n else I'm sure he's been to reach me, But uh, I've been out on tour with Brooks. He-hehehehe Now, you might think a Mercedes might be a jumpin' the gun But hey, I got a letter Ed today that said I may've already won!
teasin me Ed ...Quit me Ed My need to be fed ...My need to be fed I believed you said ...I what you said Quit me Ed
You promised me ...You promised me And a new Stealth ...And a new Dodge I'll check the 'til I'm dead ...I'll check the mailbox 'til I'm Quit me Ed
They say the are again' me But I got my own little Instead of just one or two, I All the magazines! I get Glamour, Cosmo, Redbook, Seventeen, Housekeepin', and Popular Mechanics I even got bored one time and The Joy Of Ceramics! Now Ed, I can't sing or dance, and never be on Star Search But if you don't up 'n send my check, I'm gonna start thinkin' you a jerk Well, not really Ed, doggonnit it's been such a long My car's been repo'd, my note's four month's behind Ed, I don't mean to complain, and I know a busy man But, could you at least send me one of early entry prizes I'm you're fan, I swear!
Quit me Ed ...Quit me Ed My need to be fed ...My kids to be fed I what you said ...I what you said teasin' me Ed
You me wealth ...You promised me And a new Dodge ...And a new Dodge Stealth I'll check the mailbox I'm dead ...I'll the mailbox 'til I'm dead Quit me Ed
Cledus T., you may already won!