Luyện nghe bài hát Quit Teasin' Me Ed

Cledus T. Dant, La-Po Music (BMI)/Music Genesis(ASCAP)

Hey Cledus, get in the mail?

He-he-he, got a letter Ed.

it say?

I know. D'you get one?

Well, it up!

He-hahahahahahaha!

...Open it.

I quit my job about a year ago, I'm on a permanent
All I gotta do now is sit back and wait'll my
You see, old Ed, he's a of mine, and he writes me once a week
me my very own winnin' numbers
I'm practically on easy
Well, I don't know, I reckon Ed just likes me a little better'n everybody
I'm sure been tryin' to reach me,
But uh, I've been out on with Garth Brooks. He-hehehehe
Now, you think pricin' a Mercedes might be a jumpin' the gun
But hey, I got a letter from Ed today that said I already won!

Quit me Ed
...Quit me Ed
My need to be fed
...My kids to be fed
I believed what you
...I what you said
teasin' me Ed

You me wealth
...You promised me
And a new Stealth
...And a new Dodge
I'll check the mailbox I'm dead
...I'll the mailbox 'til I'm dead
teasin' me Ed

They say the odds are me
But I got my own scheme
of just one or two, I order All the magazines!
I get Glamour, Cosmo, Redbook, Seventeen, Good Housekeepin', and Popular
I even got bored one and ordered The Joy Of Ceramics!
Now Ed, I can't sing or dance, and I'll be on Star Search
But if you don't hurry up 'n send my check, I'm start thinkin' you a jerk
Well, not really Ed, doggonnit it's such a long time
My car's been repo'd, my house four month's behind
Ed, I mean to complain, and I know you're a busy man
But, could you at least send me one of them entry prizes
I'm biggest fan, I swear!

teasin' me Ed
...Quit me Ed
My kids to be fed
...My need to be fed
I believed what you
...I what you said
teasin' me Ed

You me wealth
...You promised me
And a new Dodge Stealth ...And a new Stealth
I'll check the mailbox I'm dead
...I'll the mailbox 'til I'm dead
teasin' me Ed

Cledus T., you may already won!