Cledus T. Dant, La-Po Music (BMI)/Music Genesis(ASCAP)
Hey Cledus, Whad'ya get in the
He-he-he, got a from Ed.
What's it
I don't know. D'you get
Well, it up!
He-hahahahahahaha!
...Open it.
I my job about a year ago, I'm on a permanent vacation All I gotta do now is sit and wait'll my notification You see, old Ed, he's a friend of mine, and he writes me a week Sends me my own winnin' numbers I'm on easy street Well, I don't know, I reckon Ed just me a little better'n everybody else I'm sure he's been tryin' to me, But uh, I've been out on tour Garth Brooks. He-hehehehe Now, you think pricin' a Mercedes might be a jumpin' the gun But hey, I got a letter from Ed today that said I already won!
teasin me Ed ...Quit me Ed My need to be fed ...My need to be fed I what you said ...I believed what you teasin' me Ed
You me wealth ...You promised me And a new Dodge ...And a new Dodge check the mailbox 'til I'm dead ...I'll check the mailbox 'til I'm Quit me Ed
They say the odds are me But I got my own scheme Instead of just one or two, I All the magazines! I get Glamour, Cosmo, Redbook, Seventeen, Housekeepin', and Popular Mechanics I even got bored one and ordered The Joy Of Ceramics! Now Ed, I can't or dance, and I'll never be on Star Search But if you don't hurry up 'n send my check, I'm gonna start thinkin' you a Well, not really Ed, it's been such a long time My car's been repo'd, my house note's four month's Ed, I don't to complain, and I know you're a busy man But, you at least send me one of them early entry prizes I'm biggest fan, I swear!
Quit me Ed ...Quit me Ed My kids to be fed ...My kids to be fed I believed you said ...I what you said Quit me Ed
You promised me ...You me wealth And a new Dodge Stealth ...And a new Dodge I'll check the mailbox 'til I'm ...I'll check the mailbox I'm dead Quit me Ed
T., you may have already won!