Luyện nghe bài hát Quit Teasin' Me Ed

Cledus T. Judd/Vern Dant, La-Po (BMI)/Music Genesis(ASCAP)

Hey Cledus, get in the mail?

He-he-he, got a letter Ed.

it say?

I don't know. D'you get

Well, it up!

He-hahahahahahaha!

...Open it.

I quit my job a year ago, I'm on a permanent vacation
All I gotta do now is sit and wait'll my notification
You see, old Ed, a friend of mine, and he writes me once a week
Sends me my very own numbers
I'm practically on easy
Well, I know, I reckon Ed just likes me a little better'n everybody else
I'm sure been tryin' to reach me,
But uh, I've been out on with Garth Brooks. He-hehehehe
Now, you might think pricin' a Mercedes might be a the gun
But hey, I got a letter from Ed today that I may've already won!

teasin me Ed
...Quit me Ed
My need to be fed
...My need to be fed
I what you said
...I what you said
Quit me Ed

You promised me
...You promised me
And a new Dodge
...And a new Dodge
check the mailbox 'til I'm dead
...I'll check the 'til I'm dead
teasin' me Ed

They say the odds are me
But I got my own scheme
Instead of just one or two, I All the magazines!
I get Glamour, Cosmo, Redbook, Seventeen, Housekeepin', and Popular Mechanics
I even got one time and ordered The Joy Of Ceramics!
Now Ed, I can't sing or dance, and I'll never be on Star
But if you hurry up 'n send my check, I'm gonna start thinkin' you a jerk
Well, not really Ed, doggonnit it's been a long time
My car's been repo'd, my house note's month's behind
Ed, I don't to complain, and I know you're a busy man
But, could you at least send me one of early entry prizes
I'm biggest fan, I swear!

Quit me Ed
...Quit me Ed
My kids to be fed
...My need to be fed
I believed what you
...I believed what you
teasin' me Ed

You promised me
...You me wealth
And a new Dodge ...And a new Dodge Stealth
I'll check the mailbox I'm dead
...I'll check the 'til I'm dead
teasin' me Ed

Cledus T., you may already won!