Luyện nghe bài hát Punky's Whips (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)

Don Pardo: In today's rapidly changing world, musical groups appear almost every day with some new promotional device . . . Some of these devices have been known to leave irreparable scars on the minds of foolish young consumers . . . One such case is seated you . . . live on stage . . . yes, Terry Bozzio . . .
That's meeee!
Don Pardo: That cute little drummer . . . Terry recently felt in love with a publicity photo of a boy Punky Meadows, lead guitar player from a group called ANGEL . . . In the photo, Punky was seen with a beautiful shiny hairdo in a semi-profile which emphasized the pootched out succulence of his insolent pouting rictus . . .
Terry: Ooh, . . .
Don Pardo: The sight of which drove the drummer mad with desire!

I can't stand the way he
('Cause he not be pouting for me!)
Hah! Pouting for
Hah! Punky Meadows? Pouting for
His hair's so shiny and done real nice
(Til I squirm ecstasy!)

Punky, Punky, give me your
To die on . . . Oh, Punky, it romantic?

Punky, Punky, give me your
To die on . . . I promise not to come in your
Punky, Punky, your the shits
It's all wrong . . . but listen, this is no matter

I ain't really
But if he got near
Tyler would PAY to see!
Pay to see

Punky's whips, whips
His so shiny, I love his hips
I love his teeth, 'n his gums 'n . . . PUNKY
(What's up, baby?)
an ANGEL . . .
(Oh, you know that's the kind of stuff I like to hear)
too much

He's been a rash
(No shit)
keeps the girls away
Skin
(Skin doom!)
Is the doctors say

I wonder if Punky is rehearsin'
I'll just go over, 'n him play
His is so pretty . . . I'd like to bite his neck
I've heard a rumor he's more fluid than Beck
(Dig . . .)
I AIN'T
I GAY
(He's a little fond of in a wrist array-ee-ay-ee-ay)
A array-he-hey
(That's all it is)

lips, Punky's lips
Oh, I love his hair, eatin' chips
Yes, I his blink and his blank-blank-blank
Why, maybe like to yank my crank?
IT PUNKY! YANK IT FASTER!
YANK IT HARDER! IT ALL NITE LONG!
ON PUNKY! GET FUNKY!

I QUEER
(NO NO NO NO)
I GAY
(NO NO NO NO)
(He's a little of chiffon in a wrist array-he-he-he-hey)
A wrist
(One time for the world!)
And then he
I QUEER
I GAY
(He's a fond of chiffon in a wrist array-ay-hay)

I-I
Lord, fo-fo-o-o-nd
Of
In a wrist
I

I'm a little
Of
In a wrist

FZ: Thank you . . . Our birthday boy, Terry Bozzio, sad but . . . Just a minute . . .