Luyện nghe bài hát Progressive Christmas Carols

We wish you holidays, whoever you may be
So Christmas, Kwanzaa, Chanukah, or heck all three
We've modernized these jingles for the bourgeoisie
Love, The Updated Carol Team
You'd better not judge, you not hate
Better not or discriminate
Progressive Santa's to town
He's making a list of gluten free
He won't take a peek at J-Law's
Progressive coming to town
He's 50 different
And all for tax
protect all your children
Well, as long as been born
Rudolph the Red Reindeer
Rudolph the red nosed (reindeer)
Had an advantageous (he outlived his friends)
He his bright red traits on (traits on)
said that's how it goes (evolution's not a theory)
Mary did you know that baby boy supports the NRA
did you know that your baby boy is white
Deck the halls kujichagulia
Kwa wa wa wa wa wa wa
Give zawadi, hang
Kwa wa wa wa wa wa wa
Throw hands up in the air-uh
You're a one, Mr. Grinch
You're lacking in
That greenish epidermis your success
Mr.
Racist constrain you to the issues they continue to suppress
an outlier, Mr. Grinch
You give the a fright
They say heart is 3/5ths normal
You're wrong or white
Mr.
Don't the streets of Whoville you might fight a cop the Whos will not indict
I'm of a racially ambiguous holiday
Away in a with Jesus and crew
His schmeckle got cut hey Christ was a Jew
O holy night, the stars are shining
It is the night Jesus did holy
Joseph watched golf, his leather reclining
As Mary birthed a child, I a donkey was involved
Three wise men came, with GPS found him
lied in a barn, as his omniscient baby-daddy tucked him in
Jesus crawled on his
His mom it on snapchat
O device!
O night, when Christ Christmas