Luyện nghe bài hát Progressive Christmas Carols

We you happy holidays, whoever you may be
So Christmas, Kwanzaa, Chanukah, or heck all three
We've modernized these jingles for the massive
Love, The Updated Christmas Carol
You'd better not judge, you better not
Better not bully or
Progressive coming to town
making a list of gluten free foods
He won't a peek at J-Law's nudes
Santa's coming to town
He's 50 different
And all for tax
protect all your children
Well, as as they've been born
Rudolph the Red Reindeer
Rudolph the red reindeer (reindeer)
Had an advantageous nose (he his friends)
He his bright red traits on (traits on)
said that's how it goes (evolution's not a theory)
Mary did you that your baby boy supports the NRA
did you know that your baby boy is white
Deck the with kujichagulia
Kwa wa wa wa wa wa wa
zawadi, hang benderas
Kwa wa wa wa wa wa wa
Throw hands up in the air-uh
You're a green one, Mr.
You're lacking in
That greenish epidermis determines your
Mr.
Racist Whos constrain you to the issues they continue to
an outlier, Mr. Grinch
You give the Whos a
They say your heart is 3/5ths
You're wrong or white
Mr.
Don't the streets of Whoville you might fight a cop the Whos will not indict
I'm dreaming of a ambiguous holiday
Away in a manger with Jesus and
His got cut cause hey Christ was a Jew
O holy night, the stars are brightly
It is the Jesus did something holy
Joseph watched golf, his leather chair
As Mary a child, I think a donkey was involved
Three wise men came, with GPS found him
lied in a barn, as his omniscient baby-daddy tucked him in
Jesus crawled on his
His mom it on snapchat
O device!
O night, when Christ celebrated