Luyện nghe bài hát Progressive Christmas Carols

We wish you holidays, whoever you may be
So merry Christmas, Kwanzaa, Chanukah, or heck all
We've modernized these for the massive bourgeoisie
Love, The Updated Carol Team
better not judge, you better not hate
Better not or discriminate
Progressive Santa's to town
He's a list of gluten free foods
He won't take a peek at nudes
Santa's coming to town
He's 50 races
And all for tax
He'll protect all children
Well, as long as been born
Rudolph the Red Reindeer
the red nosed reindeer (reindeer)
Had an nose (he outlived his friends)
He his bright red traits on (traits on)
said that's how it goes (evolution's not a theory)
Mary did you know your baby boy supports the NRA
Mary did you know your baby boy is white
Deck the halls kujichagulia
Kwa wa wa wa wa wa wa
Give zawadi, benderas
Kwa wa wa wa wa wa wa
Throw your up in the air-uh
You're a one, Mr. Grinch
lacking in finesse
That greenish epidermis determines your
Mr.
Racist Whos constrain you to the they continue to suppress
You're an outlier, Mr.
You give the a fright
They say your is 3/5ths normal
either wrong or white
Mr.
Don't walk the streets of Whoville you might fight a cop the Whos not indict
I'm dreaming of a ambiguous holiday
Away in a manger with and crew
His got cut cause hey Christ was a Jew
O holy night, the stars are brightly
It is the night Jesus did something
Joseph watched golf, his chair reclining
As Mary birthed a child, I a donkey was involved
Three wise men came, GPS they found him
lied in a barn, as his omniscient baby-daddy tucked him in
Jesus crawled on his
His mom it on snapchat
O device!
O night, when celebrated Christmas