Luyện nghe bài hát Progressive Christmas Carols

We wish you holidays, whoever you may be
So Christmas, Kwanzaa, Chanukah, or heck all three
We've modernized jingles for the massive bourgeoisie
Love, The Updated Christmas Carol
You'd better not judge, you not hate
not bully or discriminate
Progressive Santa's coming to
He's a list of gluten free foods
He take a peek at J-Law's nudes
Progressive coming to town
He's 50 different
And all for tax
He'll protect all your
Well, as long as they've born
Rudolph the Red Reindeer
Rudolph the red nosed (reindeer)
Had an advantageous nose (he his friends)
He passed his red traits on (traits on)
Darwin that's how it goes (evolution's not a theory)
Mary did you know that baby boy supports the NRA
Mary did you know that your baby boy is
Deck the halls with
Kwa wa wa wa wa wa wa
Give zawadi, hang
Kwa wa wa wa wa wa wa
Throw your hands up in the
You're a one, Mr. Grinch
You're lacking in
That greenish epidermis determines your
Mr.
Racist constrain you to the issues they continue to suppress
You're an outlier, Mr.
You give the Whos a
say your heart is 3/5ths normal
You're either wrong or
Mr.
Don't walk the streets of Whoville you might fight a cop the Whos not indict
I'm dreaming of a racially ambiguous
Away in a with Jesus and crew
His schmeckle got cut cause hey was a Jew
O holy night, the are brightly shining
It is the Jesus did something holy
Joseph watched golf, his leather reclining
As Mary birthed a child, I think a was involved
Three men came, with GPS they found him
Christ lied in a barn, as his baby-daddy tucked him in
Jesus crawled on his
His mom shared it on
O device!
O night, Christ celebrated Christmas