We you happy holidays, whoever you may be So merry Christmas, Kwanzaa, Chanukah, or all three modernized these jingles for the massive bourgeoisie Love, The Christmas Carol Team You'd not judge, you better not hate not bully or discriminate Progressive Santa's to town making a list of gluten free foods He take a peek at J-Law's nudes Santa's coming to town He's 50 different And all for tax He'll protect all children Well, as as they've been born Rudolph the Red Reindeer Rudolph the red reindeer (reindeer) Had an advantageous nose (he his friends) He passed his red traits on (traits on) said that's how it goes (evolution's not a theory) Mary did you know your baby boy supports the NRA Mary did you that your baby boy is white the halls with kujichagulia Kwa wa wa wa wa wa wa Give zawadi, hang Kwa wa wa wa wa wa wa your hands up in the air-uh You're a one, Mr. Grinch You're lacking in That greenish epidermis your success Mr. Whos constrain you to the issues they continue to suppress You're an outlier, Mr. You give the a fright They say heart is 3/5ths normal either wrong or white Mr. Don't walk the streets of Whoville you might fight a cop the Whos not indict I'm dreaming of a ambiguous holiday in a manger with Jesus and crew His schmeckle got cut cause hey was a Jew O holy night, the are brightly shining It is the Jesus did something holy watched golf, his leather chair reclining As birthed a child, I think a donkey was involved Three wise men came, GPS they found him Christ in a barn, as his omniscient baby-daddy tucked him in Jesus on his knees His mom shared it on O device! O night, when Christ celebrated