Luyện nghe bài hát Progressive Christmas Carols

We wish you happy holidays, you may be
So merry Christmas, Kwanzaa, Chanukah, or all three
We've modernized these jingles for the massive
Love, The Christmas Carol Team
You'd better not judge, you better not
not bully or discriminate
Progressive Santa's to town
He's making a list of gluten free
He won't a peek at J-Law's nudes
Santa's coming to town
He's 50 races
And all for tax
He'll all your children
Well, as long as they've born
Rudolph the Red Reindeer
Rudolph the red nosed (reindeer)
Had an advantageous nose (he his friends)
He passed his bright red on (traits on)
Darwin said that's how it (evolution's not a theory)
Mary did you know that your baby boy the NRA
Mary did you know that your boy is white
Deck the with kujichagulia
Kwa wa wa wa wa wa wa
zawadi, hang benderas
Kwa wa wa wa wa wa wa
Throw hands up in the air-uh
You're a one, Mr. Grinch
lacking in finesse
That greenish epidermis determines success
Mr.
Racist Whos you to the issues they continue to suppress
You're an outlier, Mr.
You give the Whos a
They say your heart is normal
You're either wrong or
Mr.
Don't walk the streets of Whoville you might fight a cop the Whos will not
I'm of a racially ambiguous holiday
Away in a with Jesus and crew
His got cut cause hey Christ was a Jew
O night, the stars are brightly shining
It is the Jesus did something holy
Joseph watched golf, his chair reclining
As Mary a child, I think a donkey was involved
Three wise men came, with GPS found him
Christ lied in a barn, as his omniscient baby-daddy him in
Jesus on his knees
His mom it on snapchat
O device!
O night, when Christ Christmas