Luyện nghe bài hát Progressive Christmas Carols

We wish you holidays, whoever you may be
So Christmas, Kwanzaa, Chanukah, or heck all three
We've modernized these jingles for the bourgeoisie
Love, The Updated Carol Team
You'd not judge, you better not hate
not bully or discriminate
Progressive Santa's to town
He's making a list of free foods
He won't take a peek at J-Law's
Santa's coming to town
He's 50 races
And all for tax
protect all your children
Well, as long as they've born
Rudolph the Red Reindeer
the red nosed reindeer (reindeer)
Had an nose (he outlived his friends)
He his bright red traits on (traits on)
Darwin that's how it goes (evolution's not a theory)
Mary did you know your baby boy supports the NRA
Mary did you know that baby boy is white
Deck the halls with
Kwa wa wa wa wa wa wa
zawadi, hang benderas
Kwa wa wa wa wa wa wa
Throw your up in the air-uh
You're a green one, Mr.
You're lacking in
That epidermis determines your success
Mr.
Racist Whos constrain you to the issues continue to suppress
You're an outlier, Mr.
You the Whos a fright
They say heart is 3/5ths normal
You're either wrong or
Mr.
Don't walk the streets of you might fight a cop the Whos will not indict
I'm dreaming of a ambiguous holiday
Away in a with Jesus and crew
His schmeckle got cut cause hey was a Jew
O night, the stars are brightly shining
It is the night Jesus did holy
Joseph watched golf, his chair reclining
As Mary birthed a child, I a donkey was involved
Three wise men came, with GPS found him
Christ lied in a barn, as his omniscient tucked him in
Jesus crawled on his
His mom it on snapchat
O device!
O night, when Christ celebrated