Luyện nghe bài hát Progress?

Frank (guitar, vocals)
Ian (alto saxophone, piano)
Gardner (tenor saxophone, clarinet)
Motorhead (baritone saxophone, tambourine)
Roy (bass, vocals)
Don (electric piano)
Arthur (drums, percussion)
Jimmy Carl (drums)
of The BBC Symphony Orchestra

(The trio protests the interruption, to which Don responds that performance of diatonic music (and eating meat) will preclude them from seeing his aura. argue that diatonic music is good and his electronic music is horse-shit. He argues that diatonic music is too old-fashioned, and that There must be growth! You've got to eat macrobiotic food -- and study astrology! (It is worth noting that, although the plot was my idea, each band member was responsible for generating his own dialog.)

(?):
Hold it! it!

(?):
Hey, put down.

Silence you fools, you believe in progress?

Take that progress and stick it a rock.

We must overthrow the system.

FZ:
Yes

Bullshit.

We're to the beginning of a new era wherein the development of the inner self will be the most important factor.

Honey your is full of shit and besides that it ain't disciplined.

me four-four.

Togetherness.

Yeah.

old melodies.

Look, playing that kind of and eating meat will never, you'll never be able to see my aura then.

I've seen your aura a lot, I it stinks.

You've been drinking,

I can hear aura and it's bad man.

Listen, are many strange things that science doesn't know.

Discipline, you discipline. Four, four.

It's got to be new, it's got to progress, it's got to evolve. THERE BE GROWTH!

(?):
Ah, man.

You've got to eat food.

FZ:
doing a play.

And study astrology. into the occult world.

Well you can delve all you want but were formin' a new go and do you some yoga excercises. Take care of business.

Look, mark my words... If you continue playing music something strange may happen.

Don't me...

FZ:
By the end of the show...

By the end of the show... No the second show.

FZ:
So at this point in the development of our plot the talented members of the Mothers of Invention have quit the group to form their own band with a lot of discipline.

(?):
Yeah.

FZ:
Listen we need is a nice disciplined combo!

(This causes the talented trio to quit The Mothers, in order to Form their own band with a lot of discipline. Suddenly, through the magic of stage-craft, their new, disciplined combo (14 members of the BBC symphony) marches on stage, wearing tuxedos, with robot-looking designs painted on their faces. Ian, Bunk and Art put on tuxes, get bolts and widgits painted on their faces by a roving make-up artist, and take up performance positions within the BBC ensemble.)

FZ:
And so that they would be completely tackished and fit in with the rest of the disciplined combo. The former members of the Mothers of receive their initiation into the robot musical world.

This me nervous I'm gonna go do some yoga.

you better.

FZ:
Meanwhile Dom de Wild under pressure prepares to unwind with some healthy excercises.

(At this point, Motorhead wanders out, piddling with his tambourine. He sees the BBC disciplined combo, covets their uniforms, and demands to join their group. The ensemble rebukes him because he can't music. In spite of this, he plans to force his way in.)

FZ:
is Euclid Motorhead Sherwood.

(?):
What's the matter with

He's nervous cause he play with our new group.

Oh, nice, look at those suits.

FZ:
covets the uniforms of the other band. And also shows some interest in the bum of Underwood.

(?):
Ten years ago I knew a lot of guys in Switzerland.

Hey can I play in your band with a suit that too?

(?):
No!

But I like the and I can play good. I can play . . . play anything.

FZ:
Motorhead is lying. He can't play good, he can't play anything. He's trying to con his way into the band. He knows they don't want him.

But I got and play good.

FZ:
He's lying. He hasn't practicing, he doesn't do shit.

Ask me you couldn't count to four.

(?):
on beat it man.

You can't do to me I'll fix you. I get into your band.

(?):
Motorhead, just get out of the way.

You can't stop me, I'll get in somehow.

FZ:
Motorhead explains to the members of the Robot Combo that nothing can stop him he will join their group whether they it or not.