I want to a Stetson hat and a long trench coat And I want to find a case-solving clue on a bloodstained dames will hire me To solve their uncle's mystery And I'll carry a gun but I'll shoot the bad guys I want to be a eye I want to go where no man's gone before And I want to my evil father's laser sword One little for me Gets when there's no gravity And I'm fly high in the sky faster than the speed of thought I'm be an astronaut People always ask me, "When you grow up And when you do will you be?" when I always tell them if I'm gonna grow up I'll do it on my own sweet time and I become is still up to me
I want to be the draw in the wild, wild West In boot and spurs and a ten-gallon hat be well dressed I'll catch the bandits and them in jail win a shootout at the OK Corral Oh bury me not on the prairie don't fence me in, Roy I want to be a I want to say, "Land ho! Argghh! Avast!" and "Batten the hatches!" And I want to have a peg leg, a hook for an arm, and two run you through then make you walk the plank or I'll tie you to a anchor I'll be a pirate I'll show no I want to be a (What's a buccaneer?) (Too to pay for corn.) (ha ha ha.) In the and on the jungle gym Barbie dolls and Tonka trucks made for her and him I don't I don't know But you ask my mom, she says I can be whatever I want to be And you just ask your dad if you can come over and play me I wanna be a college kid And I wanna get by a radioactive arachnid One lesson be learned by me Is with great power comes great responsibility And I'll have an uncanny spider-sense and web-shooters on my I be Spider-Man! (Cool!) I to arc through the air with the grace of a falcon Then I want to into the arms of Macaulay Caulkin the other kids are dancing to U2 I'll be spinning and round in a tutu I wanna be as limber as fully semolina I want to be a male (You be a WHAT?) (I wanna be a ballerina!) (No way!) (No it's not, my mommy says that I can be whatever I be, like who do YOU be? fricken uh...) (Spider-Man, man) (Spider-Man, oh, Spider-Man... how about a cowboy, gimme a break, Wyatt Earp didn't even exist! You're singing the OK Corral, you see the episode Spectre of the Gun from Star Trek, you think you everything there is to know about Wyatt Earp, gimme a break!) (Hey, I everything I *need* to know about Wyatt Earp, OK!) (Yeah, well, wasn't he just old guy that died in a fricken nursing home?) (Yeah, well, at I'm not a fricken... a fricken...) (Just shut up and the chorus, OK?) (OK...)