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I to be the fastest draw in the wild, wild West In boot and and a ten-gallon hat I'll be well dressed catch the bandits and throw them in jail I'll win a at the OK Corral Oh bury me not on the prairie don't fence me in, Roy I to be a cowboy I want to say, "Land ho! Argghh! Avast!" and "Batten the hatches!" And I want to a peg leg, a hook for an arm, and two eyepatches I'll run you through then make you walk the or I'll tie you to a two-ton I'll be a I'll show no fear I want to be a (What's a buccaneer?) (Too to pay for corn.) (ha ha ha.) In the sandbox and on the gym dolls and Tonka trucks were made for her and him I don't know I don't But you just ask my mom, she I can be whatever I want to be And you just ask your dad if you can over and play with me I wanna be a photo-journalist kid And I wanna get bitten by a radioactive One lesson be learned by me Is that with great power comes great And I'll have an spider-sense and web-shooters on my hands I be Spider-Man! (Cool!) I to arc through the air with the grace of a falcon Then I want to into the arms of Macaulay Caulkin While the other are dancing to U2 I'll be spinning round and in a tutu I wanna be as limber as cooked semolina I want to be a ballerina (You be a WHAT?) (I be a male ballerina!) (No way!) (No it's not, my mommy says that I can be whatever I wanna be, who do YOU be? fricken uh...) (Spider-Man, man) (Spider-Man, oh, Spider-Man... like how a cowboy, gimme a break, Wyatt Earp didn't even exist! You're singing the OK Corral, you see the episode Spectre of the Gun from Star Trek, you think you everything there is to know about Wyatt Earp, a fricken break!) (Hey, I know everything I *need* to about Wyatt Earp, OK!) (Yeah, well, wasn't he just some old guy died in a fricken nursing home?) (Yeah, well, at I'm not a fricken... a fricken...) (Just shut up and the chorus, OK?) (OK...)