I want to wear a Stetson hat and a long trench And I want to find a case-solving clue on a bloodstained Mysterious dames will me To their dead uncle's mystery And I'll carry a gun but I'll only shoot the bad I to be a private eye I want to go where no ever gone before And I want to wield my evil father's laser One step for me Gets when there's no gravity And I'm gonna fly high in the sky than the speed of thought I'm be an astronaut People always ask me, "When you gonna up And when you do will you be?" when I always tell them if I'm gonna grow up I'll do it on my own time and what I become is still up to me
I want to be the fastest draw in the wild, wild In boot and spurs and a ten-gallon hat be well dressed catch the bandits and throw them in jail I'll win a shootout at the OK Oh bury me not on the lone don't fence me in, Roy I to be a cowboy I want to say, "Land ho! Argghh! Avast!" and "Batten the hatches!" And I to have a peg leg, a hook for an arm, and two eyepatches I'll run you through then make you the plank or I'll tie you to a anchor I'll be a I'll show no fear I to be a buccaneer (What's a buccaneer?) (Too to pay for corn.) (ha ha ha.) In the and on the jungle gym Barbie and Tonka trucks were made for her and him I don't know I don't But you just ask my mom, she says I can be whatever I to be And you just ask dad if you can come over and play with me I be a photo-journalist college kid And I get bitten by a radioactive arachnid One lesson be learned by me Is that with great power comes great And I'll have an spider-sense and web-shooters on my hands I be Spider-Man! (Cool!) I want to arc the air with the grace of a falcon Then I want to jump into the of Macaulay Caulkin While the kids are dancing to U2 I'll be spinning round and in a tutu I wanna be as as fully cooked semolina I to be a male ballerina (You be a WHAT?) (I wanna be a ballerina!) (No way!) (No it's not, my mommy says that I can be I wanna be, like who do YOU be? fricken uh...) (Spider-Man, man) (Spider-Man, oh, Spider-Man... like how about a cowboy, a break, Earp didn't even exist! You're singing about the OK Corral, you see the episode Spectre of the Gun from Trek, you think you know everything there is to about Wyatt Earp, gimme a fricken break!) (Hey, I know everything I to know about Wyatt Earp, OK!) (Yeah, well, wasn't he some old guy that died in a fricken nursing home?) (Yeah, well, at I'm not a fricken... a fricken...) (Just up and sing the chorus, OK?) (OK...)