I want to wear a Stetson hat and a long trench And I want to find a case-solving on a bloodstained note dames will hire me To solve dead uncle's mystery And I'll a gun but I'll only shoot the bad guys I want to be a eye I want to go no man's ever gone before And I want to wield my evil father's laser One step for me Gets bigger when no gravity And I'm gonna fly high in the sky faster than the of thought I'm be an astronaut People always ask me, "When you grow up And you do what will you be?" That's when I tell them if I'm gonna grow up do it on my own sweet time and what I become is still up to me
I want to be the fastest in the wild, wild West In and spurs and a ten-gallon hat I'll be well dressed I'll catch the and throw them in jail I'll win a at the OK Corral Oh bury me not on the lone prairie don't me in, Roy I to be a cowboy I to say, "Land ho! Argghh! Avast!" and "Batten down the hatches!" And I to have a peg leg, a hook for an arm, and two eyepatches I'll run you through then you walk the plank or tie you to a two-ton anchor I'll be a pirate I'll no fear I to be a buccaneer (What's a buccaneer?) (Too to pay for corn.) (ha ha ha.) In the and on the jungle gym Barbie dolls and Tonka were made for her and him I don't know I don't But you just ask my mom, she says I can be I want to be And you just ask dad if you can come over and play with me I wanna be a photo-journalist kid And I wanna get by a radioactive arachnid One lesson that'll be by me Is that great power comes great responsibility And I'll have an spider-sense and web-shooters on my hands I be Spider-Man! (Cool!) I want to arc through the air with the grace of a Then I want to jump the arms of Macaulay Caulkin While the other are dancing to U2 I'll be round and round in a tutu I wanna be as limber as fully semolina I want to be a male (You be a WHAT?) (I wanna be a ballerina!) (No way!) (No it's not, my mommy says I can be whatever I wanna be, like who do YOU be? fricken uh...) (Spider-Man, man) (Spider-Man, oh, Spider-Man... like how a cowboy, gimme a break, Earp didn't even exist! You're singing about the OK Corral, you see the episode Spectre of the Gun from Star Trek, you you know everything there is to know about Wyatt Earp, a fricken break!) (Hey, I know I *need* to know about Wyatt Earp, OK!) (Yeah, well, wasn't he just old guy that died in a fricken nursing home?) (Yeah, well, at I'm not a fricken... a fricken...) (Just up and sing the chorus, OK?) (OK...)