I to wear a Stetson hat and a long trench coat And I to find a case-solving clue on a bloodstained note Mysterious dames will me To solve their uncle's mystery And I'll carry a gun but I'll shoot the bad guys I to be a private eye I to go where no man's ever gone before And I want to wield my evil father's sword One little for me Gets bigger when no gravity And I'm gonna fly high in the sky faster than the speed of I'm be an astronaut People ask me, "When you gonna grow up And when you do what you be?" That's when I always tell them if I'm gonna up I'll do it on my own sweet time and what I become is up to me
I want to be the fastest draw in the wild, wild In boot and spurs and a ten-gallon hat be well dressed I'll catch the bandits and throw in jail I'll win a shootout at the OK Oh me not on the lone prairie don't fence me in, Roy I to be a cowboy I to say, "Land ho! Argghh! Avast!" and "Batten down the hatches!" And I want to have a peg leg, a hook for an arm, and two I'll run you through make you walk the plank or I'll tie you to a anchor I'll be a pirate show no fear I to be a buccaneer (What's a buccaneer?) (Too to pay for corn.) (ha ha ha.) In the sandbox and on the gym Barbie and Tonka trucks were made for her and him I don't know I know But you just ask my mom, she says I can be I want to be And you just ask your dad if you can come over and with me I wanna be a college kid And I wanna get bitten by a arachnid One that'll be learned by me Is that with great power comes great And I'll have an spider-sense and web-shooters on my hands I be Spider-Man! (Cool!) I want to arc the air with the grace of a falcon Then I want to into the arms of Macaulay Caulkin While the kids are dancing to U2 I'll be spinning and round in a tutu I wanna be as limber as fully semolina I want to be a male (You be a WHAT?) (I be a male ballerina!) (No way!) (No it's not, my mommy says that I can be whatever I be, like who do YOU wanna be? uh...) (Spider-Man, man) (Spider-Man, oh, Spider-Man... how about a cowboy, gimme a break, Wyatt didn't even exist! You're singing about the OK Corral, you see the episode Spectre of the Gun from Trek, you think you know everything there is to know about Earp, gimme a fricken break!) (Hey, I know everything I *need* to know about Earp, OK!) (Yeah, well, wasn't he just some old guy died in a fricken nursing home?) (Yeah, well, at I'm not a fricken... a fricken...) (Just up and sing the chorus, OK?) (OK...)