I want to wear a Stetson hat and a long coat And I to find a case-solving clue on a bloodstained note Mysterious will hire me To solve their dead mystery And I'll carry a gun but I'll only shoot the bad I to be a private eye I want to go where no ever gone before And I want to wield my evil father's laser One little for me Gets bigger there's no gravity And I'm gonna fly high in the sky than the speed of thought I'm be an astronaut People always ask me, "When you gonna up And when you do what you be?" That's I always tell them if I'm gonna grow up I'll do it on my own time and what I become is still up to me
I to be the fastest draw in the wild, wild West In boot and spurs and a hat I'll be well dressed I'll catch the and throw them in jail win a shootout at the OK Corral Oh bury me not on the prairie don't fence me in, Roy I to be a cowboy I to say, "Land ho! Argghh! Avast!" and "Batten down the hatches!" And I want to a peg leg, a hook for an arm, and two eyepatches I'll run you through then you walk the plank or tie you to a two-ton anchor I'll be a pirate I'll no fear I to be a buccaneer (What's a buccaneer?) (Too to pay for corn.) (ha ha ha.) In the and on the jungle gym dolls and Tonka trucks were made for her and him I don't know I know But you just ask my mom, she I can be whatever I want to be And you just ask your dad if you can over and play with me I be a photo-journalist college kid And I wanna get bitten by a radioactive One lesson be learned by me Is that with great power great responsibility And have an uncanny spider-sense and web-shooters on my hands I be Spider-Man! (Cool!) I want to arc through the air the grace of a falcon Then I want to jump into the of Macaulay Caulkin the other kids are dancing to U2 I'll be spinning and round in a tutu I be as limber as fully cooked semolina I want to be a male (You be a WHAT?) (I wanna be a ballerina!) (No way!) (No it's not, my says that I can be whatever I wanna be, like who do YOU be? fricken uh...) (Spider-Man, man) (Spider-Man, oh, Spider-Man... like how a cowboy, gimme a break, Wyatt didn't even exist! You're singing about the OK Corral, you see the episode Spectre of the Gun from Star Trek, you think you everything is to know about Wyatt Earp, gimme a fricken break!) (Hey, I know I *need* to know about Wyatt Earp, OK!) (Yeah, well, wasn't he just some old guy died in a fricken nursing home?) (Yeah, well, at I'm not a fricken... a fricken...) (Just shut up and the chorus, OK?) (OK...)