I want to wear a Stetson hat and a long coat And I want to find a case-solving clue on a note dames will hire me To solve their dead uncle's And I'll carry a gun but only shoot the bad guys I want to be a eye I to go where no man's ever gone before And I want to wield my father's laser sword One little for me bigger when there's no gravity And I'm gonna fly high in the sky faster than the speed of I'm be an astronaut People always ask me, "When you gonna up And when you do what you be?" That's when I always tell them if I'm gonna up do it on my own sweet time and what I become is still up to me
I want to be the fastest draw in the wild, wild In boot and spurs and a ten-gallon hat I'll be dressed I'll the bandits and throw them in jail I'll win a shootout at the OK Oh me not on the lone prairie don't fence me in, Roy I to be a cowboy I want to say, "Land ho! Argghh! Avast!" and "Batten the hatches!" And I to have a peg leg, a hook for an arm, and two eyepatches I'll run you through then make you the plank or tie you to a two-ton anchor I'll be a pirate I'll show no I want to be a (What's a buccaneer?) (Too to pay for corn.) (ha ha ha.) In the sandbox and on the gym dolls and Tonka trucks were made for her and him I know I don't know But you just ask my mom, she says I can be whatever I to be And you just ask your dad if you can come and play with me I wanna be a college kid And I wanna get by a radioactive arachnid One lesson be learned by me Is that great power comes great responsibility And I'll have an uncanny and web-shooters on my hands I be Spider-Man! (Cool!) I want to arc the air with the grace of a falcon Then I to jump into the arms of Macaulay Caulkin While the other are dancing to U2 I'll be spinning round and round in a I wanna be as limber as fully cooked I want to be a ballerina (You be a WHAT?) (I be a male ballerina!) (No way!) (No not, my mommy says that I can be whatever I wanna be, like who do YOU wanna be? uh...) (Spider-Man, man) (Spider-Man, oh, Spider-Man... like how a cowboy, gimme a break, Wyatt Earp didn't even exist! singing about the OK Corral, you see the episode Spectre of the Gun Star Trek, you think you know everything is to know about Wyatt Earp, gimme a fricken break!) (Hey, I know I *need* to know about Wyatt Earp, OK!) (Yeah, well, wasn't he just old guy that died in a fricken nursing home?) (Yeah, well, at I'm not a fricken... a fricken...) (Just up and sing the chorus, OK?) (OK...)