I to wear a Stetson hat and a long trench coat And I want to find a case-solving clue on a note Mysterious dames hire me To solve their dead mystery And I'll carry a gun but I'll shoot the bad guys I want to be a eye I want to go where no ever gone before And I want to my evil father's laser sword One little for me Gets bigger there's no gravity And I'm gonna fly high in the sky faster than the speed of I'm gonna be an People always ask me, "When you gonna up And when you do what you be?" That's when I always tell if I'm gonna grow up I'll do it on my own sweet time and I become is still up to me
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