I want to a Stetson hat and a long trench coat And I want to find a case-solving clue on a bloodstained Mysterious will hire me To solve dead uncle's mystery And carry a gun but I'll only shoot the bad guys I to be a private eye I want to go where no ever gone before And I want to my evil father's laser sword One step for me Gets when there's no gravity And I'm gonna fly high in the sky faster than the of thought I'm be an astronaut People always ask me, "When you grow up And when you do will you be?" when I always tell them if I'm gonna grow up I'll do it on my own sweet and what I become is still up to me
I want to be the fastest in the wild, wild West In boot and spurs and a hat I'll be well dressed catch the bandits and throw them in jail I'll win a shootout at the OK Oh bury me not on the lone prairie don't me in, Roy I to be a cowboy I to say, "Land ho! Argghh! Avast!" and "Batten down the hatches!" And I want to have a peg leg, a hook for an arm, and two I'll run you through make you walk the plank or I'll tie you to a two-ton be a pirate I'll show no fear I to be a buccaneer (What's a buccaneer?) (Too to pay for corn.) (ha ha ha.) In the sandbox and on the gym Barbie dolls and Tonka were made for her and him I don't I don't know But you just ask my mom, she says I can be I want to be And you ask your dad if you can come over and play with me I wanna be a photo-journalist kid And I wanna get bitten by a radioactive One lesson that'll be by me Is that with great comes great responsibility And have an uncanny spider-sense and web-shooters on my hands I be Spider-Man! (Cool!) I want to arc through the air with the grace of a Then I want to into the arms of Macaulay Caulkin the other kids are dancing to U2 I'll be spinning round and in a tutu I wanna be as limber as fully cooked I to be a male ballerina (You be a WHAT?) (I be a male ballerina!) (No way!) (No it's not, my mommy says that I can be whatever I wanna be, who do YOU wanna be? uh...) (Spider-Man, man) (Spider-Man, oh, Spider-Man... how about a cowboy, gimme a break, Wyatt Earp even exist! You're singing about the OK Corral, you see the episode Spectre of the Gun from Trek, you think you know everything is to know about Wyatt Earp, gimme a fricken break!) (Hey, I know everything I to know about Wyatt Earp, OK!) (Yeah, well, he just some old guy that died in a fricken nursing home?) (Yeah, well, at I'm not a fricken... a fricken...) (Just shut up and the chorus, OK?) (OK...)