I want to wear a Stetson hat and a long trench And I want to find a case-solving on a bloodstained note dames will hire me To solve their dead uncle's And I'll carry a gun but I'll shoot the bad guys I to be a private eye I want to go where no ever gone before And I want to wield my evil father's laser One step for me bigger when there's no gravity And I'm gonna fly high in the sky faster than the speed of I'm be an astronaut People always ask me, "When you gonna up And when you do will you be?" That's when I tell them if I'm gonna grow up do it on my own sweet time and what I become is still up to me
I to be the fastest draw in the wild, wild West In boot and and a ten-gallon hat I'll be well dressed I'll catch the and throw them in jail I'll win a at the OK Corral Oh me not on the lone prairie don't fence me in, Roy I to be a cowboy I want to say, "Land ho! Argghh! Avast!" and "Batten the hatches!" And I want to a peg leg, a hook for an arm, and two eyepatches I'll run you through then you walk the plank or tie you to a two-ton anchor I'll be a pirate show no fear I to be a buccaneer (What's a buccaneer?) (Too to pay for corn.) (ha ha ha.) In the sandbox and on the gym Barbie and Tonka trucks were made for her and him I know I don't know But you just ask my mom, she says I can be whatever I to be And you just ask dad if you can come over and play with me I be a photo-journalist college kid And I wanna get by a radioactive arachnid One lesson be learned by me Is that with great power comes great And I'll have an uncanny and web-shooters on my hands I be Spider-Man! (Cool!) I want to arc through the air with the grace of a Then I want to jump into the of Macaulay Caulkin While the other kids are to U2 I'll be spinning and round in a tutu I be as limber as fully cooked semolina I want to be a male (You be a WHAT?) (I be a male ballerina!) (No way!) (No it's not, my says that I can be whatever I wanna be, like who do YOU wanna be? uh...) (Spider-Man, man) (Spider-Man, oh, Spider-Man... how about a cowboy, gimme a break, Wyatt didn't even exist! You're singing about the OK Corral, you see the episode of the Gun from Star Trek, you think you know everything there is to know about Wyatt Earp, gimme a break!) (Hey, I know everything I to know about Wyatt Earp, OK!) (Yeah, well, wasn't he just some old guy that died in a nursing home?) (Yeah, well, at I'm not a fricken... a fricken...) (Just shut up and the chorus, OK?) (OK...)