I want to a Stetson hat and a long trench coat And I want to find a case-solving clue on a note Mysterious dames hire me To solve their dead uncle's And I'll carry a gun but only shoot the bad guys I want to be a eye I want to go where no ever gone before And I want to wield my evil father's sword One step for me Gets when there's no gravity And I'm gonna fly high in the sky faster than the of thought I'm gonna be an People always ask me, "When you grow up And when you do will you be?" That's when I always tell if I'm gonna grow up I'll do it on my own sweet and what I become is still up to me
I want to be the fastest draw in the wild, wild In boot and spurs and a ten-gallon hat I'll be well I'll catch the bandits and throw in jail win a shootout at the OK Corral Oh bury me not on the lone prairie fence me in, Roy I to be a cowboy I to say, "Land ho! Argghh! Avast!" and "Batten down the hatches!" And I want to have a peg leg, a for an arm, and two eyepatches I'll run you through make you walk the plank or I'll tie you to a anchor be a pirate I'll show no fear I want to be a (What's a buccaneer?) (Too to pay for corn.) (ha ha ha.) In the sandbox and on the gym Barbie dolls and Tonka trucks made for her and him I don't I don't know But you just ask my mom, she says I can be whatever I to be And you just ask your dad if you can over and play with me I wanna be a photo-journalist kid And I wanna get bitten by a radioactive One lesson that'll be by me Is that with great power comes great And I'll have an uncanny spider-sense and web-shooters on my I be Spider-Man! (Cool!) I want to arc through the air with the of a falcon Then I want to jump into the arms of Caulkin While the other are dancing to U2 be spinning round and round in a tutu I wanna be as limber as cooked semolina I want to be a ballerina (You be a WHAT?) (I wanna be a ballerina!) (No way!) (No not, my mommy says that I can be whatever I wanna be, like who do YOU wanna be? uh...) (Spider-Man, man) (Spider-Man, oh, Spider-Man... like how about a cowboy, a break, Wyatt Earp didn't exist! You're singing about the OK Corral, you see the episode Spectre of the Gun Star Trek, you think you know there is to know about Wyatt Earp, gimme a fricken break!) (Hey, I know everything I *need* to know about Earp, OK!) (Yeah, well, wasn't he just some old guy that died in a nursing home?) (Yeah, well, at I'm not a fricken... a fricken...) (Just shut up and the chorus, OK?) (OK...)