I want to wear a Stetson hat and a long coat And I want to find a case-solving on a bloodstained note Mysterious dames hire me To solve dead uncle's mystery And carry a gun but I'll only shoot the bad guys I to be a private eye I to go where no man's ever gone before And I want to wield my father's laser sword One little for me Gets bigger there's no gravity And I'm gonna fly high in the sky than the speed of thought I'm be an astronaut People ask me, "When you gonna grow up And when you do will you be?" That's when I always them if I'm gonna grow up do it on my own sweet time and what I become is still up to me
I want to be the fastest draw in the wild, West In boot and spurs and a ten-gallon hat I'll be well catch the bandits and throw them in jail I'll win a shootout at the OK Oh me not on the lone prairie don't fence me in, Roy I want to be a I to say, "Land ho! Argghh! Avast!" and "Batten down the hatches!" And I want to have a peg leg, a for an arm, and two eyepatches I'll run you then make you walk the plank or tie you to a two-ton anchor I'll be a pirate show no fear I want to be a (What's a buccaneer?) (Too to pay for corn.) (ha ha ha.) In the and on the jungle gym Barbie dolls and Tonka trucks were for her and him I know I don't know But you just ask my mom, she says I can be whatever I to be And you ask your dad if you can come over and play with me I wanna be a photo-journalist kid And I wanna get by a radioactive arachnid One lesson be learned by me Is that with power comes great responsibility And I'll an uncanny spider-sense and web-shooters on my hands I be Spider-Man! (Cool!) I want to arc through the air with the of a falcon Then I to jump into the arms of Macaulay Caulkin While the kids are dancing to U2 be spinning round and round in a tutu I be as limber as fully cooked semolina I want to be a male (You be a WHAT?) (I be a male ballerina!) (No way!) (No it's not, my says that I can be whatever I wanna be, like who do YOU wanna be? uh...) (Spider-Man, man) (Spider-Man, oh, Spider-Man... how about a cowboy, gimme a break, Wyatt Earp didn't even exist! You're about the OK Corral, you see the episode Spectre of the Gun from Star Trek, you think you everything there is to know Wyatt Earp, gimme a fricken break!) (Hey, I everything I *need* to know about Wyatt Earp, OK!) (Yeah, well, wasn't he just some old guy died in a fricken nursing home?) (Yeah, well, at I'm not a fricken... a fricken...) (Just shut up and the chorus, OK?) (OK...)