Luyện nghe bài hát Pretty Fly For A Rabbi

(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
And all the say, I'm pretty fly for a rabbi

Meccha leccha hi, meccha hiney ho

Our temple's had a fair share of rabbis in the
But of 'em were nudniks and none of 'em would last
But our new guy's kosher, I think he'll do the trick
I tell ya, he's to die for. He really his shtick

So how's by you? Have you this Jew?
the Torah, does his own accounting too
Workin' like a dog at the
He's all day, he's there all day

say, "Vey iz mir" and he'll kick into gear.
He'll you lots of cheer
And maybe bagels some schmear
Just your yarmulke and hey, hey, do that Hebrew thing.

(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
And all the goyim say, I'm fly
(For a rabbi)

He at discount stores, not just any will suffice.
He has to find a bargain,'cause he pay retail price.
He never meshuggah and he's hardly a schlemiel
But if you haggle, oy, he'll make you such a deal!

People to scoff, now they say, "Mazel tov"
He's such a 'cause he worked his tuchus off.
Yeah, he keeps his and teaches shul.
What's not to like? What's not to

On high days, you know he prays and prays,
And he never eats pastrami on white bread mayonnaise.
Put on your yarmulke and hey, hey, do that thing

When he's doing a Bar Mitzvah, now that you miss
always shlep on down for a wedding or a bris.
They say, he's got a lot of chutzpah, he's really chip
The parents pay the mohel and he gets to the tip.

(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey

leccha hi, meccha meccha cholly ho

He's well, I gotta kvell
The yentas love him, shiksas think he's swell
up at his home, he says,"Shalom"
And "Have some cake, you some cake?"

Yeah, he calls the shots, we love him lots.
Oy gevalt, I'm so that I could plotz.
So your yarmulke, the one you got for Chanukah.
Let's put on our and hey, hey, do that Hebrew thing.