Luyện nghe bài hát Pretty Fly For A Rabbi

(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
And all the goyim say, I'm fly for a rabbi

leccha hi, meccha hiney hiney ho

Our temple's had a fair of rabbis in the past
But most of 'em were nudniks and of 'em would last
But our new guy's kosher, I think he'll do the trick
I tell ya, to die for. He really knows his shtick

So how's by you? you seen this Jew?
Reads the Torah, does his own too
like a dog at the synagogue
He's there all day, he's all day

Just say, "Vey iz mir" and he'll kick gear.
He'll bring you lots of
And bagels with some schmear
grab your yarmulke and hey, hey, do that Hebrew thing.

(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
And all the say, I'm pretty fly
(For a rabbi)

He at discount stores, not just any will suffice.
He has to a bargain,'cause he won't pay retail price.
He never acts and he's hardly a schlemiel
But if you wanna haggle, oy, make you such a deal!

People used to scoff, now say, "Mazel tov"
He's such a macher 'cause he his tuchus off.
Yeah, he keeps his and teaches shul.
What's not to like? What's not to

On high holy days, you know he and prays,
And he never eats pastrami on white with mayonnaise.
Put on your yarmulke and hey, hey, do that thing

When doing a Bar Mitzvah, now that you shouldn't miss
always shlep on down for a wedding or a bris.
They say, he's got a lot of chutzpah, he's quite chip
The parents pay the mohel and he gets to the tip.

(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey

Meccha leccha hi, meccha cholly ho

He's doin' well, I gotta
The yentas love him, even shiksas think swell
up at his home, he says,"Shalom"
And "Have cake, you want some cake?"

Yeah, he calls the shots, we really him lots.
Oy gevalt, I'm so that I could plotz.
So your yarmulke, the one you got for Chanukah.
Let's put on our yarmulke and hey, hey, do that thing.