Luyện nghe bài hát Pretty Fly For A Rabbi

(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
And all the goyim say, I'm fly for a rabbi

Meccha leccha hi, meccha hiney ho

Our temple's had a fair of rabbis in the past
But most of 'em were and none of 'em would last
But our new guy's real kosher, I he'll do the trick
I tell ya, to die for. He really knows his shtick

So how's by you? Have you seen this
Reads the Torah, his own accounting too
like a dog at the synagogue
He's there all day, there all day

say, "Vey iz mir" and he'll kick into gear.
He'll bring you lots of
And maybe bagels with some
Just grab your yarmulke and hey, hey, do Hebrew thing.

(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
And all the goyim say, I'm fly
(For a rabbi)

He shops at stores, not just any will suffice.
He has to a bargain,'cause he won't pay retail price.
He never acts meshuggah and hardly a schlemiel
But if you wanna haggle, oy, he'll you such a deal!

People used to scoff, now say, "Mazel tov"
He's such a macher 'cause he worked his off.
Yeah, he keeps his and teaches shul.
What's not to like? What's not to

On holy days, you know he prays and prays,
And he never eats pastrami on white bread mayonnaise.
Put on your yarmulke and hey, hey, do that Hebrew

When he's doing a Bar Mitzvah, now you shouldn't miss
He'll always on down for a wedding or a bris.
They say, got a lot of chutzpah, he's really quite chip
The parents pay the and he gets to keep the tip.

(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey

leccha hi, meccha meccha cholly ho

He's doin' well, I gotta
The yentas love him, even shiksas think swell
up at his home, he says,"Shalom"
And "Have some cake, you some cake?"

Yeah, he calls the shots, we really him lots.
Oy gevalt, I'm so verklempt that I plotz.
So your yarmulke, the one you got for Chanukah.
Let's put on our and hey, hey, do that Hebrew thing.