Luyện nghe bài hát Pretty Fly For A Rabbi

(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
And all the say, I'm pretty fly for a rabbi

Meccha leccha hi, meccha hiney ho

Our temple's had a fair of rabbis in the past
But most of 'em were nudniks and of 'em would last
But our new guy's real kosher, I he'll do the trick
I ya, he's to die for. He really knows his shtick

So how's by you? Have you this Jew?
the Torah, does his own accounting too
Workin' like a dog at the
there all day, he's there all day

Just say, "Vey iz mir" and he'll into gear.
He'll bring you of cheer
And maybe bagels with schmear
Just your yarmulke and hey, hey, do that Hebrew thing.

(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
And all the say, I'm pretty fly
(For a rabbi)

He shops at discount stores, not any will suffice.
He has to find a bargain,'cause he pay retail price.
He never acts meshuggah and he's hardly a
But if you wanna haggle, oy, he'll make you a deal!

People to scoff, now they say, "Mazel tov"
such a macher 'cause he worked his tuchus off.
Yeah, he keeps his and teaches shul.
What's not to like? not to like?

On holy days, you know he prays and prays,
And he never eats pastrami on white with mayonnaise.
Put on your and hey, hey, do that Hebrew thing

he's doing a Bar Mitzvah, now that you shouldn't miss
He'll always on down for a wedding or a bris.
They say, he's got a lot of chutzpah, he's quite chip
The parents pay the mohel and he to keep the tip.

(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey

Meccha leccha hi, meccha cholly ho

doin' well, I gotta kvell
The love him, even shiksas think he's swell
up at his home, he says,"Shalom"
And "Have some cake, you some cake?"

Yeah, he the shots, we really love him lots.
Oy gevalt, I'm so verklempt I could plotz.
So grab yarmulke, the one you got for Chanukah.
Let's put on our and hey, hey, do that Hebrew thing.