Luyện nghe bài hát Pretty Fly For A Rabbi

(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
And all the goyim say, I'm fly for a rabbi

Meccha hi, meccha hiney hiney ho

Our temple's had a share of rabbis in the past
But most of 'em were nudniks and of 'em would last
But our new guy's real kosher, I think do the trick
I tell ya, he's to die for. He really his shtick

So how's by Have you seen this Jew?
Reads the Torah, does his own too
like a dog at the synagogue
He's there all day, there all day

say, "Vey iz mir" and he'll kick into gear.
He'll bring you lots of
And maybe with some schmear
Just grab your yarmulke and hey, hey, do that thing.

(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
And all the say, I'm pretty fly
(For a rabbi)

He shops at stores, not just any will suffice.
He has to find a bargain,'cause he pay retail price.
He never acts meshuggah and he's a schlemiel
But if you wanna haggle, oy, he'll make you a deal!

People used to scoff, now say, "Mazel tov"
He's such a macher 'cause he worked his off.
Yeah, he keeps his and teaches shul.
What's not to like? not to like?

On holy days, you know he prays and prays,
And he never eats pastrami on bread with mayonnaise.
Put on your and hey, hey, do that Hebrew thing

When he's doing a Bar Mitzvah, now that you miss
He'll always shlep on down for a or a bris.
They say, he's got a lot of chutzpah, he's quite chip
The pay the mohel and he gets to keep the tip.

(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey

Meccha leccha hi, meccha cholly ho

He's well, I gotta kvell
The yentas love him, shiksas think he's swell
up at his home, he says,"Shalom"
And "Have some cake, you want cake?"

Yeah, he calls the shots, we love him lots.
Oy gevalt, I'm so verklempt I could plotz.
So your yarmulke, the one you got for Chanukah.
Let's put on our yarmulke and hey, hey, do Hebrew thing.