Luyện nghe bài hát Pretty Fly For A Rabbi

(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
And all the goyim say, I'm fly for a rabbi

Meccha leccha hi, meccha hiney ho

Our temple's had a fair of rabbis in the past
But of 'em were nudniks and none of 'em would last
But our new real kosher, I think he'll do the trick
I ya, he's to die for. He really knows his shtick

So how's by you? you seen this Jew?
Reads the Torah, does his own too
Workin' like a dog at the
He's there all day, there all day

Just say, "Vey iz mir" and he'll kick gear.
bring you lots of cheer
And maybe with some schmear
Just grab your yarmulke and hey, hey, do Hebrew thing.

(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
And all the say, I'm pretty fly
(For a rabbi)

He shops at discount stores, not just any suffice.
He has to find a bargain,'cause he pay retail price.
He acts meshuggah and he's hardly a schlemiel
But if you wanna haggle, oy, he'll you such a deal!

People used to scoff, now say, "Mazel tov"
He's such a 'cause he worked his tuchus off.
Yeah, he his cool and teaches shul.
What's not to like? What's not to

On holy days, you know he prays and prays,
And he never eats pastrami on white with mayonnaise.
Put on your yarmulke and hey, hey, do that thing

When he's doing a Bar Mitzvah, now that you miss
He'll always on down for a wedding or a bris.
They say, he's got a lot of chutzpah, really quite chip
The pay the mohel and he gets to keep the tip.

(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey

leccha hi, meccha meccha cholly ho

He's doin' well, I kvell
The yentas love him, shiksas think he's swell
up at his home, he says,"Shalom"
And "Have some cake, you want cake?"

Yeah, he calls the shots, we love him lots.
Oy gevalt, I'm so verklempt I could plotz.
So grab yarmulke, the one you got for Chanukah.
Let's put on our and hey, hey, do that Hebrew thing.