Luyện nghe bài hát Pretty Fly For A Rabbi

(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
And all the goyim say, I'm pretty fly for a

Meccha leccha hi, hiney hiney ho

Our temple's had a fair share of rabbis in the
But most of 'em were nudniks and of 'em would last
But our new guy's real kosher, I he'll do the trick
I tell ya, he's to die for. He really his shtick

So how's by you? you seen this Jew?
Reads the Torah, his own accounting too
Workin' a dog at the synagogue
He's there all day, there all day

Just say, "Vey iz mir" and kick into gear.
He'll you lots of cheer
And maybe with some schmear
Just grab your yarmulke and hey, hey, do that thing.

(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
And all the say, I'm pretty fly
(For a rabbi)

He at discount stores, not just any will suffice.
He has to find a bargain,'cause he pay retail price.
He never acts meshuggah and he's a schlemiel
But if you wanna haggle, oy, make you such a deal!

People to scoff, now they say, "Mazel tov"
He's such a 'cause he worked his tuchus off.
Yeah, he keeps his and teaches shul.
What's not to What's not to like?

On holy days, you know he prays and prays,
And he never eats on white bread with mayonnaise.
Put on yarmulke and hey, hey, do that Hebrew thing

When he's doing a Bar Mitzvah, now that you shouldn't
He'll always shlep on for a wedding or a bris.
They say, he's got a lot of chutzpah, really quite chip
The parents pay the and he gets to keep the tip.

(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey

Meccha leccha hi, meccha cholly ho

He's doin' well, I kvell
The yentas love him, even shiksas he's swell
up at his home, he says,"Shalom"
And "Have cake, you want some cake?"

Yeah, he calls the shots, we love him lots.
Oy gevalt, I'm so verklempt I could plotz.
So grab yarmulke, the one you got for Chanukah.
put on our yarmulke and hey, hey, do that Hebrew thing.