Luyện nghe bài hát Pretty Far Out

When I came the other night about a quarter to three,
There was a Cadillac in the carport where my ought to be.
I to my wife, "Now, Darling, explain this thing to me.
What's a Cadillac doing in the where my Volkswagen ought to be?"

And she said, "Oh, you silly! Can't you plainly
It's but a freezer chest Sears Roebuck delivered to me."
I've traveled world over - a million miles or more.
But tail on a freezer chest I never did see before.
No! Tail on a freezer chest I never did see before!"

When I came home the next night, what waited there for me?
was a woofer in my hi-fi where the tweeter ought to be.
I said to my wife, my little wife, "Explain this thing to me.
What's a woofer in my hi-fi where the tweeter ought to be?"

And she said, "Oh, you silly! Can't you plainly
It's but a tea tray your mother sent to me."
traveled this world over - a million miles or more.
But a tea playing Mozart I never did see before.
A tea tray playing Mozart I did see before!"

When I came home just last night, so I could not see,
There was another on the pillow where my head ought to be.
I said to my wife, "Now, Sweetheart, explain this to me.
What's another doing on the pillow where my head ought to be?"

And she said, "Oh, you silly! you plainly see?
It's just a modern sculpture sent to me."
I've traveled this over - from sea to shining sea.
But a blowing smoke rings is pretty far out for me.
A statue blowing rings is pretty far out for me!"

(spoken) Fortunately, I am NOT of a suspicious or I might easily have misconstrued the entire sequence of events."

(sung) far, pretty far, pretty far, pretty far,
far out for me!