Luyện nghe bài hát Pretty Far Out

When I home the other night about a quarter to three,
There was a in the carport where my Volkswagen ought to be.
I said to my wife, "Now, Darling, this thing to me.
What's a Cadillac doing in the where my Volkswagen ought to be?"

And she said, "Oh, you silly! you plainly see?
It's but a freezer chest Sears Roebuck delivered to me."
I've this world over - a million miles or more.
But tail fins on a freezer chest I did see before.
No! Tail fins on a chest I never did see before!"

When I came home the very next night, waited there for me?
There was a woofer in my where the tweeter ought to be.
I said to my wife, my pretty little wife, "Explain thing to me.
a woofer doing in my hi-fi where the tweeter ought to be?"

And she said, "Oh, you silly! Can't you see?
It's nothing but a tea tray your mother to me."
I've traveled this world over - a miles or more.
But a tea tray playing I never did see before.
A tea tray playing I never did see before!"

When I came home just last night, so I could not see,
There was another head on the pillow where my head to be.
I said to my wife, "Now, Sweetheart, explain this to me.
What's another doing on the pillow where my head ought to be?"

And she said, "Oh, you silly! Can't you plainly
It's just a sculpture Picasso sent to me."
I've traveled world over - from sea to shining sea.
But a statue smoke rings is pretty far out for me.
A statue blowing smoke rings is far out for me!"

(spoken) Fortunately, I am NOT of a suspicious nature or I might easily have misconstrued the entire of events."

(sung) Pretty far, pretty far, far, pretty far,
far out for me!