Luyện nghe bài hát Pretty Far Out

When I came home the other night a quarter to three,
was a Cadillac in the carport where my Volkswagen ought to be.
I to my wife, "Now, Darling, explain this thing to me.
What's a Cadillac doing in the carport where my Volkswagen to be?"

And she said, "Oh, you silly! Can't you plainly
It's nothing but a freezer chest Sears Roebuck to me."
I've traveled world over - a million miles or more.
But tail fins on a freezer I never did see before.
No! Tail fins on a freezer chest I did see before!"

I came home the very next night, what waited there for me?
There was a woofer in my where the tweeter ought to be.
I said to my wife, my little wife, "Explain this thing to me.
What's a woofer in my hi-fi where the tweeter ought to be?"

And she said, "Oh, you silly! Can't you see?
nothing but a tea tray your mother sent to me."
I've traveled this over - a million miles or more.
But a tea playing Mozart I never did see before.
A tea tray playing Mozart I did see before!"

When I home just last night, so tired I could not see,
There was another head on the where my head ought to be.
I said to my wife, "Now, Sweetheart, explain thing to me.
What's another head doing on the where my head ought to be?"

And she said, "Oh, you silly! Can't you see?
It's just a modern sculpture sent to me."
I've traveled this world over - sea to shining sea.
But a statue blowing smoke is pretty far out for me.
A blowing smoke rings is pretty far out for me!"

(spoken) Fortunately, I am NOT of a suspicious nature or I might easily have misconstrued the sequence of events."

(sung) Pretty far, pretty far, pretty far, far,
far out for me!