Luyện nghe bài hát Pretty Far Out

When I came home the other night about a to three,
There was a Cadillac in the where my Volkswagen ought to be.
I said to my wife, "Now, Darling, this thing to me.
What's a Cadillac doing in the carport where my ought to be?"

And she said, "Oh, you silly! Can't you plainly
It's nothing but a freezer chest Sears Roebuck to me."
I've traveled this over - a million miles or more.
But tail fins on a freezer chest I did see before.
No! Tail fins on a freezer I never did see before!"

When I came home the very next night, what waited for me?
was a woofer in my hi-fi where the tweeter ought to be.
I said to my wife, my pretty wife, "Explain this thing to me.
What's a doing in my hi-fi where the tweeter ought to be?"

And she said, "Oh, you silly! you plainly see?
It's but a tea tray your mother sent to me."
I've traveled this world - a million miles or more.
But a tea tray Mozart I never did see before.
A tea tray playing Mozart I did see before!"

I came home just last night, so tired I could not see,
There was head on the pillow where my head ought to be.
I said to my wife, "Now, Sweetheart, explain thing to me.
another head doing on the pillow where my head ought to be?"

And she said, "Oh, you silly! Can't you plainly
just a modern sculpture Picasso sent to me."
I've traveled this world over - from sea to sea.
But a blowing smoke rings is pretty far out for me.
A statue smoke rings is pretty far out for me!"

(spoken) Fortunately, I am NOT of a suspicious nature or I might easily misconstrued the entire sequence of events."

(sung) Pretty far, pretty far, pretty far, far,
far out for me!