Luyện nghe bài hát Pretty Far Out

When I came home the night about a quarter to three,
There was a in the carport where my Volkswagen ought to be.
I said to my wife, "Now, Darling, explain this to me.
What's a Cadillac doing in the carport where my ought to be?"

And she said, "Oh, you silly! Can't you plainly
It's nothing but a chest Sears Roebuck delivered to me."
I've traveled world over - a million miles or more.
But tail fins on a freezer chest I did see before.
No! Tail fins on a chest I never did see before!"

I came home the very next night, what waited there for me?
There was a in my hi-fi where the tweeter ought to be.
I to my wife, my pretty little wife, "Explain this thing to me.
a woofer doing in my hi-fi where the tweeter ought to be?"

And she said, "Oh, you silly! you plainly see?
It's but a tea tray your mother sent to me."
traveled this world over - a million miles or more.
But a tea playing Mozart I never did see before.
A tea tray playing I never did see before!"

When I came just last night, so tired I could not see,
There was another head on the where my head ought to be.
I said to my wife, "Now, Sweetheart, explain thing to me.
What's another head doing on the where my head ought to be?"

And she said, "Oh, you silly! Can't you plainly
It's just a modern sculpture sent to me."
I've traveled this world - from sea to shining sea.
But a blowing smoke rings is pretty far out for me.
A statue smoke rings is pretty far out for me!"

(spoken) Fortunately, I am NOT of a suspicious nature or I might easily misconstrued the entire sequence of events."

(sung) Pretty far, pretty far, far, pretty far,
far out for me!