Luyện nghe bài hát Pretty Far Out

When I came home the night about a quarter to three,
There was a in the carport where my Volkswagen ought to be.
I said to my wife, "Now, Darling, this thing to me.
What's a doing in the carport where my Volkswagen ought to be?"

And she said, "Oh, you silly! you plainly see?
nothing but a freezer chest Sears Roebuck delivered to me."
I've traveled this over - a million miles or more.
But fins on a freezer chest I never did see before.
No! Tail fins on a freezer I never did see before!"

When I home the very next night, what waited there for me?
was a woofer in my hi-fi where the tweeter ought to be.
I said to my wife, my little wife, "Explain this thing to me.
What's a woofer doing in my hi-fi where the ought to be?"

And she said, "Oh, you silly! Can't you see?
It's nothing but a tea tray your sent to me."
I've traveled this world over - a million or more.
But a tea tray Mozart I never did see before.
A tea tray playing Mozart I did see before!"

When I came home just last night, so I could not see,
There was another head on the pillow where my head to be.
I to my wife, "Now, Sweetheart, explain this thing to me.
What's another head doing on the where my head ought to be?"

And she said, "Oh, you silly! you plainly see?
It's just a modern Picasso sent to me."
I've traveled world over - from sea to shining sea.
But a statue blowing smoke rings is far out for me.
A statue blowing rings is pretty far out for me!"

(spoken) Fortunately, I am NOT of a suspicious nature or I might easily have misconstrued the entire of events."

(sung) far, pretty far, pretty far, pretty far,
far out for me!