Luyện nghe bài hát Pretty Far Out

When I came home the other night about a to three,
There was a Cadillac in the carport my Volkswagen ought to be.
I said to my wife, "Now, Darling, explain thing to me.
What's a Cadillac doing in the carport my Volkswagen ought to be?"

And she said, "Oh, you silly! Can't you plainly
It's nothing but a freezer chest Sears delivered to me."
I've traveled this world - a million miles or more.
But tail on a freezer chest I never did see before.
No! fins on a freezer chest I never did see before!"

When I came home the next night, what waited there for me?
There was a in my hi-fi where the tweeter ought to be.
I to my wife, my pretty little wife, "Explain this thing to me.
What's a doing in my hi-fi where the tweeter ought to be?"

And she said, "Oh, you silly! Can't you see?
It's but a tea tray your mother sent to me."
I've this world over - a million miles or more.
But a tea tray Mozart I never did see before.
A tea tray Mozart I never did see before!"

When I came home just night, so tired I could not see,
There was another head on the pillow where my head to be.
I said to my wife, "Now, Sweetheart, this thing to me.
What's another doing on the pillow where my head ought to be?"

And she said, "Oh, you silly! Can't you see?
It's just a modern Picasso sent to me."
I've traveled this over - from sea to shining sea.
But a statue blowing rings is pretty far out for me.
A statue blowing smoke is pretty far out for me!"

(spoken) Fortunately, I am NOT of a suspicious nature or I might easily have misconstrued the sequence of events."

(sung) Pretty far, pretty far, far, pretty far,
far out for me!