Luyện nghe bài hát Pretty Far Out

When I came home the night about a quarter to three,
There was a Cadillac in the carport where my ought to be.
I said to my wife, "Now, Darling, explain thing to me.
What's a Cadillac doing in the carport where my ought to be?"

And she said, "Oh, you silly! Can't you see?
It's nothing but a chest Sears Roebuck delivered to me."
traveled this world over - a million miles or more.
But tail fins on a freezer chest I did see before.
No! fins on a freezer chest I never did see before!"

When I came the very next night, what waited there for me?
There was a in my hi-fi where the tweeter ought to be.
I to my wife, my pretty little wife, "Explain this thing to me.
a woofer doing in my hi-fi where the tweeter ought to be?"

And she said, "Oh, you silly! Can't you plainly
It's nothing but a tea your mother sent to me."
I've traveled world over - a million miles or more.
But a tea playing Mozart I never did see before.
A tea tray Mozart I never did see before!"

When I came home just last night, so tired I not see,
There was another head on the pillow where my head to be.
I said to my wife, "Now, Sweetheart, this thing to me.
What's another head doing on the where my head ought to be?"

And she said, "Oh, you silly! Can't you plainly
It's just a modern Picasso sent to me."
I've traveled this over - from sea to shining sea.
But a statue blowing rings is pretty far out for me.
A statue smoke rings is pretty far out for me!"

(spoken) Fortunately, I am NOT of a suspicious nature or I might easily have the entire sequence of events."

(sung) Pretty far, pretty far, pretty far, far,
far out for me!