Luyện nghe bài hát Pretty Far Out

When I came the other night about a quarter to three,
There was a Cadillac in the where my Volkswagen ought to be.
I said to my wife, "Now, Darling, explain thing to me.
What's a Cadillac doing in the where my Volkswagen ought to be?"

And she said, "Oh, you silly! you plainly see?
It's nothing but a chest Sears Roebuck delivered to me."
traveled this world over - a million miles or more.
But tail fins on a freezer chest I did see before.
No! Tail on a freezer chest I never did see before!"

When I came home the very night, what waited there for me?
There was a woofer in my hi-fi the tweeter ought to be.
I said to my wife, my pretty little wife, "Explain thing to me.
What's a woofer doing in my hi-fi the tweeter ought to be?"

And she said, "Oh, you silly! you plainly see?
It's nothing but a tea tray your mother to me."
I've traveled world over - a million miles or more.
But a tea tray Mozart I never did see before.
A tea playing Mozart I never did see before!"

I came home just last night, so tired I could not see,
There was another on the pillow where my head ought to be.
I said to my wife, "Now, Sweetheart, this thing to me.
What's head doing on the pillow where my head ought to be?"

And she said, "Oh, you silly! Can't you plainly
It's a modern sculpture Picasso sent to me."
traveled this world over - from sea to shining sea.
But a statue smoke rings is pretty far out for me.
A statue smoke rings is pretty far out for me!"

(spoken) Fortunately, I am NOT of a suspicious nature or I might easily have misconstrued the entire of events."

(sung) far, pretty far, pretty far, pretty far,
far out for me!