Luyện nghe bài hát Pretty Far Out

When I came home the night about a quarter to three,
There was a Cadillac in the where my Volkswagen ought to be.
I said to my wife, "Now, Darling, explain this to me.
What's a Cadillac in the carport where my Volkswagen ought to be?"

And she said, "Oh, you silly! you plainly see?
It's nothing but a chest Sears Roebuck delivered to me."
I've traveled world over - a million miles or more.
But tail on a freezer chest I never did see before.
No! Tail fins on a chest I never did see before!"

When I home the very next night, what waited there for me?
There was a woofer in my hi-fi where the ought to be.
I to my wife, my pretty little wife, "Explain this thing to me.
What's a woofer doing in my hi-fi the tweeter ought to be?"

And she said, "Oh, you silly! you plainly see?
It's nothing but a tea tray your mother to me."
I've traveled this world - a million miles or more.
But a tea playing Mozart I never did see before.
A tea playing Mozart I never did see before!"

When I home just last night, so tired I could not see,
There was another head on the pillow my head ought to be.
I said to my wife, "Now, Sweetheart, explain thing to me.
What's head doing on the pillow where my head ought to be?"

And she said, "Oh, you silly! Can't you plainly
It's just a modern sculpture sent to me."
I've this world over - from sea to shining sea.
But a statue smoke rings is pretty far out for me.
A statue blowing smoke is pretty far out for me!"

(spoken) Fortunately, I am NOT of a nature or I might easily have misconstrued the entire sequence of events."

(sung) Pretty far, far, pretty far, pretty far,
far out for me!