Luyện nghe bài hát Pretty Far Out

When I came home the other night a quarter to three,
There was a Cadillac in the carport where my Volkswagen to be.
I said to my wife, "Now, Darling, this thing to me.
a Cadillac doing in the carport where my Volkswagen ought to be?"

And she said, "Oh, you silly! Can't you see?
It's but a freezer chest Sears Roebuck delivered to me."
I've traveled world over - a million miles or more.
But tail fins on a freezer chest I did see before.
No! Tail fins on a freezer I never did see before!"

When I came home the next night, what waited there for me?
There was a woofer in my hi-fi the tweeter ought to be.
I to my wife, my pretty little wife, "Explain this thing to me.
What's a woofer doing in my hi-fi where the tweeter to be?"

And she said, "Oh, you silly! Can't you plainly
It's but a tea tray your mother sent to me."
I've traveled this over - a million miles or more.
But a tea tray Mozart I never did see before.
A tea tray Mozart I never did see before!"

When I came home just night, so tired I could not see,
There was head on the pillow where my head ought to be.
I said to my wife, "Now, Sweetheart, explain thing to me.
What's another head doing on the pillow where my head to be?"

And she said, "Oh, you silly! Can't you plainly
just a modern sculpture Picasso sent to me."
I've this world over - from sea to shining sea.
But a statue blowing rings is pretty far out for me.
A blowing smoke rings is pretty far out for me!"

(spoken) Fortunately, I am NOT of a suspicious nature or I might easily have misconstrued the sequence of events."

(sung) Pretty far, far, pretty far, pretty far,
far out for me!