Luyện nghe bài hát Pretty Far Out

When I came home the other night about a to three,
There was a Cadillac in the carport my Volkswagen ought to be.
I to my wife, "Now, Darling, explain this thing to me.
What's a doing in the carport where my Volkswagen ought to be?"

And she said, "Oh, you silly! you plainly see?
It's nothing but a freezer chest Sears delivered to me."
I've traveled this world over - a miles or more.
But tail fins on a freezer chest I did see before.
No! Tail fins on a freezer chest I did see before!"

When I home the very next night, what waited there for me?
was a woofer in my hi-fi where the tweeter ought to be.
I said to my wife, my pretty little wife, "Explain this to me.
What's a woofer doing in my where the tweeter ought to be?"

And she said, "Oh, you silly! you plainly see?
It's nothing but a tea tray mother sent to me."
I've traveled this world over - a million or more.
But a tea tray playing I never did see before.
A tea playing Mozart I never did see before!"

When I home just last night, so tired I could not see,
There was another on the pillow where my head ought to be.
I said to my wife, "Now, Sweetheart, explain this to me.
another head doing on the pillow where my head ought to be?"

And she said, "Oh, you silly! you plainly see?
It's just a modern sculpture Picasso to me."
I've traveled this world - from sea to shining sea.
But a statue smoke rings is pretty far out for me.
A statue smoke rings is pretty far out for me!"

(spoken) Fortunately, I am NOT of a suspicious nature or I easily have misconstrued the entire sequence of events."

(sung) Pretty far, pretty far, far, pretty far,
far out for me!