When I came home the night about a quarter to three, There was a in the carport where my Volkswagen ought to be. I said to my wife, "Now, Darling, this thing to me. What's a doing in the carport where my Volkswagen ought to be?"
And she said, "Oh, you silly! you plainly see? nothing but a freezer chest Sears Roebuck delivered to me." I've traveled this over - a million miles or more. But fins on a freezer chest I never did see before. No! Tail fins on a freezer I never did see before!"
When I home the very next night, what waited there for me? was a woofer in my hi-fi where the tweeter ought to be. I said to my wife, my little wife, "Explain this thing to me. What's a woofer doing in my hi-fi where the ought to be?"
And she said, "Oh, you silly! Can't you see? It's nothing but a tea tray your sent to me." I've traveled this world over - a million or more. But a tea tray Mozart I never did see before. A tea tray playing Mozart I did see before!"
When I came home just last night, so I could not see, There was another head on the pillow where my head to be. I to my wife, "Now, Sweetheart, explain this thing to me. What's another head doing on the where my head ought to be?"
And she said, "Oh, you silly! you plainly see? It's just a modern Picasso sent to me." I've traveled world over - from sea to shining sea. But a statue blowing smoke rings is far out for me. A statue blowing rings is pretty far out for me!"
(spoken) Fortunately, I am NOT of a suspicious nature or I might easily have misconstrued the entire of events."
(sung) far, pretty far, pretty far, pretty far, far out for me!