(Dolly Parton)
Eve you wicked woman, you put your curse on me Why didn't you just that apple hangin' in the tree You make us hate our husbands, our lovers and our Why I can't even count the friends I've already lost Cause of PMS blues, PMS I don't even like myself, but it's something I help I got those God almighty, slap PMS blues Most times I'm easy going, say I'm good as gold But when I'm PMS I tell ya, I mean and cold Those not with it are affected just the same You old men didn't have to grin and say "I feel your pain" PMS blues, PMS You know you forgive us for we care not what we do I got those can't stop crying, flying PMS blues
But you know we help it We don't even know the But as soon as part's over, then comes the menopause Oh, Lord, Oh, We're to always be a heap of fun Like the devil taking my body, suffering, suffering, suffering Everybody's suffering,
But a woman had to this song, a man would be scared to Lest he be called a chauvenist or just victim to Those PMS You we'd kill for less than that PMS You don't to cross my path a pitbull ain't no match For these a clenchin', fluid retention Head a swellin', can't stop Got no patience, I'm so PMS blues, premenstrual Got those a swingin', tears a slingin' Nothin' me when it hits me Rantin', ravin', PMS
It's the only time in my life I ever think about I'd been a man But you know that means one thing If I'd have been a man, I'd be somewhere right very minute With old cranky, naggin', raggin' hateful woman With old PMS blues PMS I want to talk about it, we both could do without it Got those treat your bad, don't you talk back ballistic, unrealistic Awful lowdown, to be around PMS