(Dolly Parton)
Eve you wicked woman, you put your curse on me Why didn't you just leave that apple hangin' in the You us hate our husbands, our lovers and our boss Why I can't even count the good I've already lost of PMS blues, PMS blues I don't even myself, but it's something I can't help I got those God almighty, somebody PMS blues Most times I'm going, some say I'm good as gold But when I'm PMS I tell ya, I turn and cold Those not afflicted with it are affected the same You poor old men have to grin and say "I feel your pain" PMS blues, PMS You you must forgive us for we care not what we do I got can't stop crying, dishes flying PMS blues
But you know we can't it We even know the cause But as soon as this part's over, then comes the Oh, Lord, Oh, going to always be a heap of fun Like the taking over my body, suffering, suffering, suffering suffering, huh?
But a woman had to write this song, a man would be to Lest he be called a chauvenist or just fall to PMS blues You know we'd kill for less than PMS You don't want to cross my a pitbull ain't no match For these teeth a clenchin', retention Head a swellin', can't yellin' Got no patience, I'm so PMS blues, syndrome Got those a swingin', tears a slingin' Nothin' me when it hits me Rantin', ravin', PMS
It's the only time in my life I ever think about I'd been a man But you that only means one thing If I'd have been a man, I'd be somewhere this very minute With some old cranky, naggin', hateful woman With old PMS blues PMS I don't want to talk it, we both could do without it Got those treat your bad, don't you talk back ballistic, unrealistic Awful lowdown, bitch to be PMS