(Dolly Parton)
Eve you wicked woman, you put your curse on me Why didn't you just leave that apple hangin' in the You us hate our husbands, our lovers and our boss Why I can't even the good friends I've already lost of PMS blues, PMS blues I don't like myself, but it's something I can't help I got God almighty, slap somebody PMS blues Most I'm easy going, some say I'm good as gold But when I'm PMS I ya, I turn mean and cold Those not afflicted with it are affected the same You poor old men didn't have to grin and say "I your pain" PMS blues, PMS You you must forgive us for we care not what we do I got those can't stop crying, dishes PMS blues
But you we can't help it We don't even the cause But as soon as this part's over, then the menopause Oh, Lord, Oh, We're to always be a heap of fun Like the taking over my body, suffering, suffering, suffering Everybody's suffering,
But a had to write this song, a man would be scared to Lest he be called a chauvenist or just victim to Those PMS You know we'd kill for less than PMS You want to cross my path a pitbull ain't no match For these teeth a clenchin', fluid Head a swellin', stop yellin' Got no patience, I'm so PMS blues, syndrome Got those moods a swingin', tears a Nothin' fits me when it me Rantin', ravin', PMS
It's the only time in my I ever think about wishing I'd been a man But you that only means one thing If I'd have been a man, I'd be somewhere right very minute With old cranky, naggin', raggin' hateful woman those old PMS blues PMS I don't want to talk about it, we both do without it Got treat your kids bad, don't you talk back ballistic, unrealistic Awful lowdown, to be around PMS