(Dolly Parton)
Eve you wicked woman, you done put curse on me Why didn't you just that apple hangin' in the tree You make us hate our husbands, our and our boss Why I even count the good friends I've already lost Cause of PMS blues, PMS I don't even like myself, but something I can't help I got those God almighty, somebody PMS blues Most times I'm easy going, some say I'm good as But I'm PMS I tell ya, I turn mean and cold Those not afflicted it are affected just the same You poor old men have to grin and say "I feel your pain" PMS blues, PMS You know you must forgive us for we not what we do I got those stop crying, dishes flying PMS blues
But you know we can't it We don't even know the But as soon as this part's over, then the menopause Oh, Lord, Oh, We're going to always be a of fun Like the devil taking my body, suffering, suffering, suffering Everybody's suffering,
But a woman had to write this song, a man be scared to Lest he be called a chauvenist or just fall to Those PMS You know we'd kill for than that PMS You don't want to my path Cause a ain't no match For these a clenchin', fluid retention Head a swellin', stop yellin' Got no patience, I'm so PMS blues, premenstrual Got those moods a swingin', a slingin' Nothin' me when it hits me Rantin', ravin', PMS
It's the only time in my life I think about wishing I'd been a man But you know that means one thing If I'd have been a man, I'd be somewhere this very minute With some old cranky, naggin', raggin' woman With those old PMS PMS I don't want to talk about it, we both do without it Got those treat your bad, don't you talk back ballistic, unrealistic Awful lowdown, to be around PMS