(Dolly Parton)
Eve you wicked woman, you done put curse on me Why you just leave that apple hangin' in the tree You us hate our husbands, our lovers and our boss Why I can't even count the good friends already lost of PMS blues, PMS blues I don't like myself, but it's something I can't help I got God almighty, slap somebody PMS blues Most times I'm easy going, some say I'm as gold But when I'm PMS I tell ya, I turn mean and Those not afflicted with it are just the same You poor old men have to grin and say "I feel your pain" PMS blues, PMS You you must forgive us for we care not what we do I got those can't stop crying, dishes PMS blues
But you know we help it We don't even know the But as soon as this over, then comes the menopause Oh, Lord, Oh, We're going to always be a of fun Like the devil taking over my body, suffering, suffering, suffering, huh?
But a had to write this song, a man would be scared to Lest he be called a chauvenist or just victim to Those PMS You we'd kill for less than that PMS You don't to cross my path a pitbull ain't no match For these teeth a clenchin', retention Head a swellin', stop yellin' Got no patience, I'm so PMS blues, syndrome Got those a swingin', tears a slingin' Nothin' me when it hits me Rantin', ravin', PMS
It's the only time in my life I ever think about I'd been a man But you know that only one thing If I'd have a man, I'd be somewhere right this very minute With old cranky, naggin', raggin' hateful woman those old PMS blues PMS I don't want to talk about it, we both do without it Got those treat your kids bad, you talk back Gone ballistic, lowdown, bitch to be around PMS