(Dolly Parton)
Eve you wicked woman, you put your curse on me Why didn't you just that apple hangin' in the tree You make us hate our husbands, our lovers and our Why I can't even count the good friends I've already Cause of PMS blues, PMS I even like myself, but it's something I can't help I got those God almighty, slap somebody PMS Most times I'm easy going, say I'm good as gold But when I'm PMS I ya, I turn mean and cold Those not afflicted it are affected just the same You old men didn't have to grin and say "I feel your pain" PMS blues, PMS You know you must us for we care not what we do I got those can't crying, dishes flying PMS blues
But you know we help it We even know the cause But as as this part's over, then comes the menopause Oh, Lord, Oh, We're to always be a heap of fun Like the devil taking my body, suffering, suffering, suffering suffering, huh?
But a woman had to this song, a man would be scared to Lest he be a chauvenist or just fall victim to PMS blues You we'd kill for less than that PMS You don't want to my path Cause a pitbull no match For these a clenchin', fluid retention Head a swellin', can't stop Got no patience, I'm so PMS blues, syndrome Got moods a swingin', tears a slingin' Nothin' fits me when it me Rantin', ravin', PMS
It's the only time in my life I think about wishing I'd been a man But you know that only one thing If I'd have been a man, I'd be somewhere this very minute With some old cranky, naggin', raggin' hateful With old PMS blues PMS I don't want to talk about it, we both do without it Got treat your kids bad, don't you talk back Gone ballistic, Awful lowdown, bitch to be PMS