(Dolly Parton)
Eve you wicked woman, you put your curse on me Why didn't you just that apple hangin' in the tree You us hate our husbands, our lovers and our boss Why I can't count the good friends I've already lost Cause of PMS blues, PMS I don't even myself, but it's something I can't help I got those God almighty, slap somebody PMS Most I'm easy going, some say I'm good as gold But when I'm PMS I ya, I turn mean and cold not afflicted with it are affected just the same You poor old men didn't have to grin and say "I feel pain" PMS blues, PMS You know you must forgive us for we not what we do I got those can't stop crying, dishes flying PMS
But you know we help it We don't even know the But as soon as this part's over, then comes the Oh, Lord, Oh, We're to always be a heap of fun Like the devil over my body, suffering, suffering, suffering suffering, huh?
But a woman had to this song, a man would be scared to he be called a chauvenist or just fall victim to Those PMS You know we'd kill for less that PMS You don't want to cross my a pitbull ain't no match For these a clenchin', fluid retention a swellin', can't stop yellin' Got no patience, I'm so PMS blues, syndrome Got those moods a swingin', a slingin' Nothin' me when it hits me Rantin', ravin', PMS
It's the only time in my life I think about wishing I'd been a man But you know that only one thing If I'd have been a man, I'd be somewhere this very minute With some old cranky, naggin', raggin' woman With old PMS blues PMS I don't to talk about it, we both could do without it Got those treat your bad, don't you talk back ballistic, unrealistic Awful lowdown, to be around PMS