(Dolly Parton)
Eve you wicked woman, you done put curse on me Why didn't you just leave that apple hangin' in the You us hate our husbands, our lovers and our boss Why I can't even count the friends I've already lost of PMS blues, PMS blues I don't even like myself, but it's something I can't I got those God almighty, slap PMS blues Most times I'm easy going, some say I'm as gold But when I'm PMS I tell ya, I mean and cold Those not afflicted with it are affected just the You poor old men didn't have to grin and say "I your pain" PMS blues, PMS You know you forgive us for we care not what we do I got those can't stop crying, dishes PMS blues
But you we can't help it We even know the cause But as soon as this part's over, then the menopause Oh, Lord, Oh, We're going to always be a of fun Like the devil taking over my body, suffering, suffering, Everybody's suffering,
But a woman had to write this song, a man be scared to he be called a chauvenist or just fall victim to Those PMS You know we'd kill for less that PMS You don't want to my path Cause a ain't no match For teeth a clenchin', fluid retention Head a swellin', can't yellin' Got no patience, I'm so PMS blues, premenstrual Got those a swingin', tears a slingin' Nothin' fits me when it me Rantin', ravin', PMS
It's the time in my life I ever think about wishing I'd been a man But you know only means one thing If I'd have been a man, I'd be somewhere right this very With old cranky, naggin', raggin' hateful woman those old PMS blues PMS I don't want to talk it, we both could do without it Got treat your kids bad, don't you talk back ballistic, unrealistic Awful lowdown, to be around PMS