Aight, bitch, funky fresh of that '93 old school shit, hoe
Well, I'm Too $hort baby, hear I say I never do work but I play 'Cause the game is life and I play the So you never talk on a player's name When I grab my mic, I'm the one man 'bout me, wouldn't think about you When you heard Too $hort to town You never would've I'd be looking down
On who, on you, I'm so big Me and my is all I dig I'm from the Dangerous Crew, we no punk We 24 tracks, drop the funk on your ass
Beating like a dope seat riding in a Limosine Telling that all about me The creater of greater, MC's Chilling out in the Oaktown a rap No MC rock like that Now I say it bitches say No MC could my way
When I rap it's always Wouldn't care if it was or on a tape It's me, $hort, the one and Spitting rap to all my homies You know you, you know I'm a star I rap too good I might take it too far Had the whole damn crowd wild 'Cause I don't stop rapping, my style
Too $hort from East Oakland I got more hoes than I can count on my You got women, well, I got You don't know, shit, I'm $hort They me, "Playboy $hort" known everywhere Had a life long to be a player Way too cold at a age It was everyday, make that page
Still playing the same, still young at the talk down on a player's name 'Cause I'm big time, all my dues I'm rich and famous and way too People can't fuck with the way I'm They say it's too slow but it these diamonds Too $hort is the name I use A '93 is what I cruise
from the start, I thought I was it I was Cadillac Slick in the dust I But the got parked 'cause I'm riding new Eastside bitch, so I'm siding, everywhere, all over the floor At the I'm known as, "Mr. $hort" At the house I be chilling, some head Writing all day, even in bed
And them bitches love this shit The funk rap master, to fit her, I'm all in them guts Homeboy can't so I hooked it up But women like you with your big round butts Blind girls down the street called, "Love" Chasing man, who really can't stand Seeing face so now you ran
And you don't realize what you'll see The way making love is to be With a known as Playboy Too Rock a mic and a freak and you'll be through play women who like to get played Bitched like you just to get laid But I like and I get paid I do my and say, "Good day"
I didn't want to make love, I'm not fast What the hell, she's a freak, she asked So let's go to my room after the me like a pimp and pay me hoe You can suck my and I might sing love Too $hort, I'm everything So cool, my is Too Call it how you but I won't call you
Ring my and you might see Ringing my just won't get me 'Cause I'm hard to find but I get And if I was looking for you, I wouldn't be in I'd be right on in the right place Too $hort all in your face Talking mine and what I want Fucking with the dangerous funk
I'm on my way to the top So much rapping never stop And all that fame, you might Couldn't up by my rap name You might be good, I care I've been like this 13 long years I got more respect you'll ever get 'Cause I don't rapping and you know that shit
Sucker MC's with your record Most out now couldn't be real your tracks ain't shit, dreaming 'bout hits But you'll find out Too $hort quit When I grab my mic I'm the one man bout me, wouldn't think about you When you Too $hort came to town You would've thought I'd be