Aight, bitch, funky fresh Some of that '93 old shit, hoe
Well, I'm Too $hort baby, hear I say I do work but I always play the game is life and I play the game So you never talk down on a player's When I my mic, I'm the one man crew Talking 'bout me, wouldn't about you When you heard Too $hort came to You never would've I'd be looking down
On who, on you, I'm so big Me and my is all I dig I'm from the Crew, we ain't no punk We take 24 tracks, the funk on your ass
Beating like a dope seat riding in a Limosine Telling that all about me The of greater, sucker MC's out in the Oaktown singing a rap No MC rock like that Now I say it like say No MC rock my way
When I rap it's great Wouldn't care if it was live or on a me, $hort, the one and only Spitting that rap to all my You know about you, you know I'm a When I rap too good I might it too far Had the damn crowd going wild 'Cause I stop rapping, that's my style
Too $hort baby East Oakland I got more hoes than I can count on my You got women, well, I got You know, shit, I'm Playboy $hort They me, "Playboy $hort" known everywhere Had a life long to be a player Way too cold at a age It was everyday, just make that
Still playing the same, still at the game Never talk down on a player's 'Cause I'm big time, paid all my I'm rich and and way too cool People can't with the way I'm rhyming They say it's too slow but it bought diamonds Too $hort baby is the I use A '93 Lexus is what I
Clean the start, I thought I was it I was Slick in the dust I kick But the Caddy got 'cause I'm riding new bitch, so I'm siding, fool Money everywhere, all the floor At the bank I'm as, "Mr. $hort" At the house I be chilling, getting head Writing all day, even in bed
And them bitches love this shit The rap master, made to fit Just her, I'm all in them Homeboy can't so I hooked it up But young women you with your big round butts Blind girls driving the street called, "Love" Chasing that man, who really can't Seeing face so now you ran
And you don't realize what you'll see The way love is supposed to be With a player as Playboy Too a mic and a freak and you'll both be through Players play who like to get played Bitched like you trying to get laid But I like money and I get I do my and say, "Good day"
I didn't to make love, I'm not that fast the hell, she's a freak, she even asked So go to my room after the show Treat me like a and pay me hoe You can suck my dick and I sing Just love Too $hort, I'm So cool, my is Too it how you want but I won't call you
Ring my phone and you see my phone just won't get me 'Cause I'm hard to find but I get And if I was looking for you, I wouldn't be in I'd be on time in the right place Too baby all in your face Talking bout mine and what I Fucking MC's the dangerous funk
I'm on my way to the top So much rapping I'll never And all that fame, you might Couldn't stand up by my rap You might be good, I don't I've been like this 13 long years I got more respect then you'll get 'Cause I don't stop rapping and you that shit
Sucker MC's with your record tapes out now couldn't be real 'Cause your tracks ain't shit, dreaming hits But you'll find out Too $hort quit I grab my mic I'm the one man crew Talking' bout me, think about you When you heard Too $hort to town You never would've I'd be