Aight, bitch, funky motherfucking of that '93 old school shit, hoe
Well, I'm Too $hort baby, hear I say I never do but I always play 'Cause the game is life and I play the So you talk down on a player's name When I grab my mic, I'm the one man Talking 'bout me, wouldn't about you When you heard Too $hort to town You never thought I'd be looking down
On who, on you, I'm so big Me and my is all I dig I'm from the Crew, we ain't no punk We take 24 tracks, the funk on your ass
Beating like a fiend Back seat in a Limosine that freak all about me The creater of greater, MC's out in the Oaktown singing a rap No MC could rock that Now I say it like say No MC rock my way
When I rap it's always care if it was live or on a tape It's me, $hort, the one and Spitting that rap to all my You know about you, you know I'm a When I rap too good I might it too far Had the whole damn going wild 'Cause I don't stop rapping, that's my
Too baby from East Oakland I got hoes than I can count on my hand You got women, well, I got You don't know, shit, I'm Playboy call me, "Playboy $hort" known everywhere Had a long dream to be a player Way too cold at a age It was everyday, just that page
Still the same, still young at the game Never down on a player's name 'Cause I'm big time, paid all my I'm and famous and way too cool People can't fuck the way I'm rhyming They say too slow but it bought these diamonds Too baby is the name I use A '93 Lexus is what I
Clean from the start, I I was it I was Cadillac Slick in the dust I But the Caddy got parked 'cause I'm new bitch, so I'm siding, fool Money everywhere, all the floor At the bank I'm as, "Mr. $hort" At the house I be chilling, some head Writing all day, even in bed
And groupie-ass bitches love this shit The funk rap master, to fit Just her, I'm all in them Homeboy can't so I hooked it up But women like you with your big round butts Blind girls driving the street called, "Love" Chasing that man, who can't stand Seeing face so now you ran
And you don't realize what you'll see The way making love is to be With a known as Playboy Too Rock a mic and a freak and you'll be through Players play women who like to get Bitched like you trying to get laid But I like and I get paid I do my and say, "Good day"
I didn't want to love, I'm not that fast What the hell, a freak, she even asked So let's go to my room the show Treat me a pimp and pay me hoe You can my dick and I might sing love Too $hort, I'm everything So cool, my is Too it how you want but I won't call you
Ring my and you might see my phone just won't get me 'Cause I'm hard to find but I get And if I was for you, I wouldn't be in line I'd be right on time in the place Too $hort baby all in face Talking bout mine and what I MC's with the dangerous funk
I'm on my way to the top So much rapping I'll stop And all fame, you might claim stand up by my rap name You be good, I don't care I've been like this 13 long years I got more respect then ever get I don't stop rapping and you know that shit
Sucker MC's your record deal Most tapes out now be real 'Cause your tracks ain't shit, dreaming 'bout But you'll find out Too $hort don't When I my mic I'm the one man crew Talking' me, wouldn't think about you When you Too $hort came to town You would've thought I'd be