Aight, bitch, funky fresh Some of that '93 old shit, hoe
Well, I'm Too $hort baby, hear I say I never do work but I play 'Cause the game is life and I play the So you never talk down on a player's When I grab my mic, I'm the one man Talking me, wouldn't think about you When you heard Too $hort came to You never would've thought I'd be looking
On who, on you, I'm so big Me and my is all I dig I'm from the Dangerous Crew, we ain't no We 24 tracks, drop the funk on your ass
like a dope fiend Back seat riding in a that freak all about me The of greater, sucker MC's Chilling out in the singing a rap No MC rock like that Now I say it bitches say No MC could my way
When I rap it's always Wouldn't if it was live or on a tape It's me, $hort, the one and Spitting rap to all my homies You know you, you know I'm a star I rap too good I might take it too far Had the whole crowd going wild 'Cause I don't rapping, that's my style
Too baby from East Oakland I got more than I can count on my hand You got women, well, I got You don't know, shit, I'm Playboy They call me, "Playboy $hort" known Had a long dream to be a player Way too at a younger age It was everyday, make that page
Still playing the same, still young at the Never talk on a player's name I'm big time, paid all my dues I'm and famous and way too cool People can't fuck with the way I'm They say it's too slow but it these diamonds Too $hort is the name I use A '93 Lexus is I cruise
from the start, I thought I was it I was Cadillac in the dust I kick But the Caddy got parked 'cause I'm new bitch, so I'm siding, fool Money everywhere, all over the At the I'm known as, "Mr. $hort" At the house I be chilling, getting some Writing all day, even in bed
And groupie-ass bitches love this shit The funk rap master, to fit Just her, I'm all in them can't fuck so I hooked it up But young women like you with your big butts Blind girls driving down the called, "Love" Chasing man, who really can't stand Seeing face so now you ran
And you don't what you'll soon see The way making love is to be With a player known as Too a mic and a freak and you'll both be through Players women who like to get played Bitched like you trying to get laid But I money and I get paid I do my and say, "Good day"
I didn't want to make love, I'm not fast What the hell, she's a freak, she asked So let's go to my room after the Treat me a pimp and pay me hoe You can suck my dick and I sing Just love Too $hort, I'm So cool, my is Too Call it how you want but I call you
Ring my phone and you see Ringing my just won't get me 'Cause I'm hard to find but I get And if I was looking for you, I wouldn't be in I'd be right on time in the right Too $hort baby all in your Talking mine and what I want Fucking with the dangerous funk
I'm on my way to the top So rapping I'll never stop And all that fame, you might stand up by my rap name You might be good, I care I've been rapping like 13 long years I got respect then you'll ever get 'Cause I don't stop rapping and you know shit
Sucker MC's with your deal Most tapes out now be real 'Cause your tracks shit, dreaming 'bout hits But you'll find out Too don't quit When I grab my mic I'm the one man Talking' bout me, wouldn't think you When you heard Too $hort to town You would've thought I'd be