Aight, bitch, funky fresh Some of '93 old school shit, hoe
Well, I'm Too baby, hear what I say I never do work but I always 'Cause the is life and I play the game So you never talk down on a player's When I my mic, I'm the one man crew 'bout me, wouldn't think about you When you heard Too $hort to town You would've thought I'd be looking down
On who, on you, I'm so big Me and my is all I dig I'm from the Crew, we ain't no punk We 24 tracks, drop the funk on your ass
Beating a dope fiend Back seat riding in a Telling that all about me The creater of greater, sucker Chilling out in the singing a rap No MC could rock that Now I say it bitches say No MC rock my way
When I rap always great Wouldn't care if it was live or on a It's me, $hort, the one and Spitting that rap to all my You know about you, you know I'm a I rap too good I might take it too far Had the damn crowd going wild 'Cause I stop rapping, that's my style
Too $hort baby East Oakland I got more hoes than I can count on my You got women, well, I got You don't know, shit, I'm Playboy They call me, "Playboy $hort" everywhere Had a long dream to be a player Way too cold at a age It was everyday, just that page
Still the same, still young at the game Never talk on a player's name 'Cause I'm big time, all my dues I'm rich and and way too cool People can't fuck with the way I'm say it's too slow but it bought these diamonds Too $hort baby is the I use A '93 is what I cruise
Clean from the start, I I was it I was Slick in the dust I kick But the Caddy got parked I'm riding new Eastside bitch, so I'm siding, Money everywhere, all over the At the bank I'm as, "Mr. $hort" At the I be chilling, getting some head Writing raps all day, in bed
And groupie-ass bitches love this shit The funk rap master, to fit her, I'm all in them guts Homeboy fuck so I hooked it up But young women like you with big round butts Blind girls down the street called, "Love" Chasing man, who really can't stand Seeing your so now you ran
And you don't realize what soon see The way making love is to be With a player as Playboy Too Rock a mic and a freak and both be through Players play who like to get played like you just trying to get laid But I like and I get paid I do my and say, "Good day"
I didn't to make love, I'm not that fast What the hell, a freak, she even asked So go to my room after the show Treat me a pimp and pay me hoe You can my dick and I might sing Just love Too $hort, I'm So cool, my is Too Call it how you but I won't call you
my phone and you might see Ringing my phone just get me 'Cause I'm hard to but I get mine And if I was looking for you, I be in line I'd be on time in the right place Too $hort baby all in your Talking bout mine and what I MC's with the dangerous funk
I'm on my way to the top So much rapping I'll never And all that fame, you claim Couldn't up by my rap name You might be good, I don't I've been rapping this 13 long years I got more respect then ever get 'Cause I stop rapping and you know that shit
MC's with your record deal Most tapes out now be real 'Cause your tracks ain't shit, dreaming hits But you'll out Too $hort don't quit When I my mic I'm the one man crew Talking' me, wouldn't think about you you heard Too $hort came to town You would've thought I'd be