Aight, bitch, funky motherfucking Some of that '93 old shit, hoe
Well, I'm Too baby, hear what I say I never do work but I play 'Cause the is life and I play the game So you never talk down on a name When I grab my mic, I'm the one man 'bout me, wouldn't think about you When you Too $hort came to town You never would've thought I'd be looking
On who, on you, I'm so big Me and my is all I dig I'm from the Crew, we ain't no punk We take 24 tracks, the funk on your ass
like a dope fiend Back seat in a Limosine Telling that all about me The creater of greater, sucker Chilling out in the Oaktown a rap No MC rock like that Now I say it like say No MC could my way
When I rap it's always Wouldn't if it was live or on a tape me, $hort, the one and only Spitting that rap to all my You know you, you know I'm a star I rap too good I might take it too far Had the whole damn going wild I don't stop rapping, that's my style
Too baby from East Oakland I got more hoes than I can count on my You got women, well, I got You don't know, shit, I'm Playboy They call me, "Playboy $hort" known Had a life long to be a player Way too at a younger age It was everyday, make that page
Still playing the same, still at the game talk down on a player's name 'Cause I'm big time, paid all my I'm rich and famous and way too People fuck with the way I'm rhyming They say it's too slow but it bought these Too baby is the name I use A '93 is what I cruise
Clean the start, I thought I was it I was Cadillac Slick in the I kick But the Caddy got parked I'm riding new Eastside bitch, so I'm siding, Money everywhere, all over the At the bank I'm as, "Mr. $hort" At the house I be chilling, getting some raps all day, even in bed
And them groupie-ass bitches love shit The rap master, made to fit Just her, I'm all in them can't fuck so I hooked it up But young women like you with your big butts Blind girls driving down the called, "Love" Chasing man, who really can't stand Seeing your so now you ran
And you don't realize what you'll see The way love is supposed to be With a player as Playboy Too Rock a mic and a freak and you'll both be Players women who like to get played Bitched you just trying to get laid But I like money and I get I do my and say, "Good day"
I want to make love, I'm not that fast What the hell, she's a freak, she even So go to my room after the show Treat me a pimp and pay me hoe You can suck my dick and I sing Just Too $hort, I'm everything So cool, my is Too Call it how you but I won't call you
Ring my phone and you see my phone just won't get me 'Cause I'm hard to but I get mine And if I was looking for you, I wouldn't be in I'd be right on time in the place Too $hort all in your face Talking bout mine and what I Fucking MC's the dangerous funk
I'm on my way to the top So much rapping I'll never And all that fame, you claim Couldn't stand up by my rap You might be good, I care I've been rapping like this 13 long I got more then you'll ever get 'Cause I don't stop rapping and you that shit
Sucker with your record deal Most tapes out now be real 'Cause tracks ain't shit, dreaming 'bout hits But find out Too $hort don't quit I grab my mic I'm the one man crew Talking' bout me, think about you you heard Too $hort came to town You would've thought I'd be