Aight, bitch, funky fresh of that '93 old school shit, hoe
Well, I'm Too baby, hear what I say I never do work but I play 'Cause the game is and I play the game So you never down on a player's name When I my mic, I'm the one man crew Talking 'bout me, wouldn't about you When you Too $hort came to town You never thought I'd be looking down
On who, on you, I'm so big Me and my is all I dig I'm the Dangerous Crew, we ain't no punk We take 24 tracks, the funk on your ass
Beating like a dope Back seat in a Limosine that freak all about me The of greater, sucker MC's Chilling out in the singing a rap No MC could rock that Now I say it like say No MC rock my way
When I rap it's great Wouldn't care if it was or on a tape me, $hort, the one and only Spitting that rap to all my You about you, you know I'm a star When I rap too good I take it too far Had the whole damn crowd wild I don't stop rapping, that's my style
Too baby from East Oakland I got hoes than I can count on my hand You got women, well, I got You know, shit, I'm Playboy $hort They me, "Playboy $hort" known everywhere Had a life dream to be a player Way too cold at a age It was everyday, just make that
playing the same, still young at the game Never talk on a player's name 'Cause I'm big time, paid all my I'm and famous and way too cool People can't fuck the way I'm rhyming They say it's too but it bought these diamonds Too $hort is the name I use A '93 Lexus is I cruise
from the start, I thought I was it I was Slick in the dust I kick But the Caddy got parked I'm riding new Eastside bitch, so I'm siding, Money everywhere, all over the At the I'm known as, "Mr. $hort" At the house I be chilling, getting some Writing raps all day, in bed
And groupie-ass bitches love this shit The funk rap master, to fit Just her, I'm all in guts can't fuck so I hooked it up But young like you with your big round butts Blind driving down the street called, "Love" Chasing man, who really can't stand your face so now you ran
And you realize what you'll soon see The way making is supposed to be a player known as Playboy Too Rock a mic and a and you'll both be through Players women who like to get played Bitched you just trying to get laid But I like and I get paid I do my and say, "Good day"
I didn't want to make love, I'm not that What the hell, she's a freak, she even So go to my room after the show me like a pimp and pay me hoe You can suck my dick and I sing love Too $hort, I'm everything So cool, my is Too Call it how you want but I won't you
Ring my phone and you see Ringing my phone just get me 'Cause I'm hard to find but I get And if I was looking for you, I wouldn't be in I'd be right on time in the place Too baby all in your face Talking bout and what I want Fucking MC's with the dangerous
I'm on my way to the top So rapping I'll never stop And all that fame, you claim stand up by my rap name You be good, I don't care been rapping like this 13 long years I got more respect then ever get 'Cause I don't stop rapping and you know shit
Sucker MC's your record deal tapes out now couldn't be real 'Cause tracks ain't shit, dreaming 'bout hits But you'll out Too $hort don't quit When I grab my mic I'm the one man Talking' bout me, think about you you heard Too $hort came to town You never thought I'd be