Aight, bitch, funky motherfucking of that '93 old school shit, hoe
Well, I'm Too $hort baby, what I say I never do work but I always 'Cause the game is life and I the game So you talk down on a player's name When I grab my mic, I'm the one man Talking 'bout me, think about you you heard Too $hort came to town You never thought I'd be looking down
On who, on you, I'm so big Me and my is all I dig I'm the Dangerous Crew, we ain't no punk We 24 tracks, drop the funk on your ass
Beating like a fiend Back seat in a Limosine Telling freak all about me The creater of greater, MC's Chilling out in the Oaktown a rap No MC rock like that Now I say it like say No MC rock my way
When I rap it's always Wouldn't if it was live or on a tape me, $hort, the one and only Spitting that rap to all my You know about you, you know I'm a When I rap too good I take it too far Had the whole crowd going wild 'Cause I don't rapping, that's my style
Too baby from East Oakland I got more hoes I can count on my hand You got women, well, I got You don't know, shit, I'm $hort They call me, "Playboy $hort" everywhere Had a life dream to be a player Way too at a younger age It was everyday, make that page
Still playing the same, still at the game Never talk down on a name 'Cause I'm big time, all my dues I'm and famous and way too cool People can't with the way I'm rhyming say it's too slow but it bought these diamonds Too baby is the name I use A '93 Lexus is what I
from the start, I thought I was it I was Cadillac Slick in the I kick But the Caddy got 'cause I'm riding new Eastside bitch, so I'm siding, everywhere, all over the floor At the bank I'm as, "Mr. $hort" At the house I be chilling, some head Writing all day, even in bed
And them groupie-ass love this shit The funk rap master, to fit Just her, I'm all in them Homeboy fuck so I hooked it up But women like you with your big round butts Blind girls driving down the called, "Love" that man, who really can't stand Seeing face so now you ran
And you don't what you'll soon see The way making is supposed to be With a player as Playboy Too a mic and a freak and you'll both be through Players play who like to get played Bitched like you trying to get laid But I like and I get paid I do my and say, "Good day"
I didn't to make love, I'm not that fast the hell, she's a freak, she even asked So let's go to my room the show Treat me like a and pay me hoe You can my dick and I might sing Just love Too $hort, I'm So cool, my is Too Call it how you want but I won't you
Ring my phone and you see Ringing my just won't get me I'm hard to find but I get mine And if I was for you, I wouldn't be in line I'd be right on time in the place Too $hort baby all in face bout mine and what I want Fucking MC's the dangerous funk
I'm on my way to the top So much rapping never stop And all that fame, you might stand up by my rap name You might be good, I care I've rapping like this 13 long years I got more respect you'll ever get 'Cause I don't rapping and you know that shit
Sucker with your record deal Most out now couldn't be real 'Cause your tracks ain't shit, dreaming 'bout But you'll find out Too $hort don't When I my mic I'm the one man crew Talking' me, wouldn't think about you When you heard Too $hort to town You would've thought I'd be