Aight, bitch, funky motherfucking of that '93 old school shit, hoe
Well, I'm Too $hort baby, hear I say I never do work but I play 'Cause the game is life and I play the So you never talk down on a name When I my mic, I'm the one man crew Talking 'bout me, think about you When you Too $hort came to town You never would've I'd be looking down
On who, on you, I'm so big Me and my is all I dig I'm from the Crew, we ain't no punk We take 24 tracks, drop the on your ass
like a dope fiend Back seat riding in a Telling that freak all me The creater of greater, sucker Chilling out in the singing a rap No MC could rock that Now I say it bitches say No MC could my way
When I rap always great Wouldn't if it was live or on a tape me, $hort, the one and only Spitting rap to all my homies You about you, you know I'm a star I rap too good I might take it too far Had the whole damn crowd wild 'Cause I don't stop rapping, my style
Too $hort from East Oakland I got more hoes I can count on my hand You got women, well, I got You know, shit, I'm Playboy $hort call me, "Playboy $hort" known everywhere Had a life long dream to be a Way too at a younger age It was everyday, just that page
Still playing the same, still at the game Never talk down on a name 'Cause I'm big time, all my dues I'm rich and and way too cool People can't fuck the way I'm rhyming say it's too slow but it bought these diamonds Too $hort is the name I use A '93 Lexus is what I
Clean the start, I thought I was it I was Slick in the dust I kick But the got parked 'cause I'm riding new Eastside bitch, so I'm siding, everywhere, all over the floor At the I'm known as, "Mr. $hort" At the house I be chilling, getting head Writing all day, even in bed
And groupie-ass bitches love this shit The funk rap master, to fit her, I'm all in them guts Homeboy can't so I hooked it up But women like you with your big round butts Blind driving down the street called, "Love" that man, who really can't stand Seeing your so now you ran
And you don't realize what soon see The way making is supposed to be With a player as Playboy Too Rock a mic and a freak and both be through Players women who like to get played Bitched you just trying to get laid But I like and I get paid I do my and say, "Good day"
I didn't want to make love, I'm not that What the hell, she's a freak, she even So let's go to my room after the Treat me a pimp and pay me hoe You can suck my dick and I sing Just love Too $hort, I'm So cool, my is Too Call it how you want but I won't you
Ring my and you might see my phone just won't get me 'Cause I'm hard to find but I get And if I was for you, I wouldn't be in line I'd be on time in the right place Too baby all in your face Talking bout and what I want MC's with the dangerous funk
I'm on my way to the top So much rapping never stop And all that fame, you claim Couldn't stand up by my rap You be good, I don't care I've been like this 13 long years I got more respect then you'll get I don't stop rapping and you know that shit
Sucker with your record deal Most out now couldn't be real your tracks ain't shit, dreaming 'bout hits But you'll find out Too $hort don't When I my mic I'm the one man crew Talking' bout me, wouldn't think you When you heard Too $hort to town You would've thought I'd be