Aight, bitch, funky motherfucking Some of '93 old school shit, hoe
Well, I'm Too $hort baby, hear I say I never do work but I always 'Cause the game is and I play the game So you never talk down on a player's When I grab my mic, I'm the one man Talking me, wouldn't think about you When you heard Too $hort to town You would've thought I'd be looking down
On who, on you, I'm so big Me and my is all I dig I'm the Dangerous Crew, we ain't no punk We take 24 tracks, drop the on your ass
like a dope fiend Back seat riding in a Telling that all about me The creater of greater, sucker Chilling out in the singing a rap No MC rock like that Now I say it like say No MC rock my way
When I rap it's great Wouldn't care if it was live or on a It's me, $hort, the one and that rap to all my homies You about you, you know I'm a star When I rap too good I might it too far Had the whole crowd going wild I don't stop rapping, that's my style
Too $hort from East Oakland I got more hoes than I can on my hand You got women, well, I got You don't know, shit, I'm Playboy They call me, "Playboy $hort" known Had a life long to be a player Way too cold at a age It was everyday, just make page
Still playing the same, still young at the Never talk on a player's name 'Cause I'm big time, paid all my I'm rich and famous and way too People can't with the way I'm rhyming They say it's too but it bought these diamonds Too baby is the name I use A '93 is what I cruise
from the start, I thought I was it I was Cadillac in the dust I kick But the Caddy got parked 'cause I'm new Eastside bitch, so I'm siding, Money everywhere, all the floor At the I'm known as, "Mr. $hort" At the house I be chilling, getting head raps all day, even in bed
And them groupie-ass love this shit The funk rap master, to fit her, I'm all in them guts Homeboy can't fuck so I it up But young women like you with your big butts Blind girls down the street called, "Love" Chasing that man, who really can't Seeing face so now you ran
And you realize what you'll soon see The way making is supposed to be With a player as Playboy Too Rock a mic and a and you'll both be through Players play women who like to get Bitched like you just trying to get But I money and I get paid I do my and say, "Good day"
I didn't want to make love, I'm not that What the hell, she's a freak, she even So go to my room after the show Treat me a pimp and pay me hoe You can suck my dick and I sing Just love Too $hort, I'm So cool, my is Too Call it how you but I won't call you
my phone and you might see Ringing my phone just get me 'Cause I'm to find but I get mine And if I was looking for you, I be in line I'd be right on time in the place Too $hort baby all in your Talking bout mine and what I Fucking with the dangerous funk
I'm on my way to the top So much rapping never stop And all that fame, you might Couldn't up by my rap name You might be good, I care I've been rapping like this 13 long I got more respect then ever get 'Cause I don't rapping and you know that shit
Sucker MC's with your deal Most out now couldn't be real 'Cause your tracks ain't shit, 'bout hits But you'll find out Too $hort quit When I grab my mic I'm the one man bout me, wouldn't think about you When you Too $hort came to town You never would've I'd be