Aight, bitch, funky fresh Some of that '93 old shit, hoe
Well, I'm Too $hort baby, what I say I never do work but I always 'Cause the is life and I play the game So you never talk down on a player's I grab my mic, I'm the one man crew Talking 'bout me, think about you When you heard Too $hort came to You never would've thought I'd be down
On who, on you, I'm so big Me and my is all I dig I'm from the Dangerous Crew, we ain't no We take 24 tracks, drop the funk on ass
Beating a dope fiend Back seat riding in a Telling freak all about me The creater of greater, MC's out in the Oaktown singing a rap No MC rock like that Now I say it bitches say No MC rock my way
When I rap always great Wouldn't care if it was live or on a me, $hort, the one and only Spitting rap to all my homies You know about you, you I'm a star When I rap too good I might it too far Had the whole damn crowd wild 'Cause I don't rapping, that's my style
Too $hort baby from East I got hoes than I can count on my hand You got women, well, I got You don't know, shit, I'm Playboy They call me, "Playboy $hort" known Had a life dream to be a player Way too cold at a age It was everyday, just that page
Still playing the same, still at the game Never talk down on a player's 'Cause I'm big time, all my dues I'm and famous and way too cool People fuck with the way I'm rhyming They say it's too slow but it bought these Too baby is the name I use A '93 is what I cruise
from the start, I thought I was it I was Cadillac Slick in the dust I But the got parked 'cause I'm riding new Eastside bitch, so I'm siding, Money everywhere, all the floor At the bank I'm as, "Mr. $hort" At the house I be chilling, some head Writing all day, even in bed
And them groupie-ass bitches love this The rap master, made to fit Just her, I'm all in guts Homeboy can't fuck so I it up But young women like you with your big round Blind driving down the street called, "Love" Chasing that man, who really can't Seeing your so now you ran
And you don't realize what soon see The way love is supposed to be With a known as Playboy Too Rock a mic and a freak and you'll both be Players play women who like to get Bitched like you trying to get laid But I money and I get paid I do my and say, "Good day"
I didn't want to make love, I'm not that What the hell, a freak, she even asked So let's go to my room the show Treat me like a and pay me hoe You can suck my dick and I sing Just Too $hort, I'm everything So cool, my is Too Call it how you want but I call you
Ring my phone and you see Ringing my just won't get me 'Cause I'm hard to but I get mine And if I was looking for you, I wouldn't be in I'd be right on time in the right Too $hort baby all in face Talking bout mine and I want Fucking MC's with the dangerous
I'm on my way to the top So rapping I'll never stop And all that fame, you might Couldn't up by my rap name You might be good, I don't I've been rapping like this 13 years I got more respect then you'll get I don't stop rapping and you know that shit
Sucker MC's your record deal Most tapes out now couldn't be 'Cause tracks ain't shit, dreaming 'bout hits But you'll find out Too $hort quit When I my mic I'm the one man crew Talking' bout me, wouldn't think you you heard Too $hort came to town You never would've I'd be