Aight, bitch, funky fresh Some of '93 old school shit, hoe
Well, I'm Too $hort baby, hear I say I never do work but I always 'Cause the game is life and I the game So you never talk down on a name When I grab my mic, I'm the one man Talking 'bout me, wouldn't about you When you heard Too $hort came to You never thought I'd be looking down
On who, on you, I'm so big Me and my is all I dig I'm from the Crew, we ain't no punk We take 24 tracks, the funk on your ass
Beating like a dope Back seat in a Limosine Telling that all about me The creater of greater, sucker out in the Oaktown singing a rap No MC could like that Now I say it like say No MC rock my way
When I rap it's always Wouldn't care if it was live or on a It's me, $hort, the one and Spitting rap to all my homies You know about you, you know I'm a When I rap too good I might it too far Had the whole damn crowd wild 'Cause I don't stop rapping, my style
Too $hort baby from Oakland I got more than I can count on my hand You got women, well, I got You know, shit, I'm Playboy $hort They call me, "Playboy $hort" everywhere Had a life long dream to be a Way too cold at a age It was everyday, make that page
playing the same, still young at the game Never down on a player's name 'Cause I'm big time, paid all my I'm and famous and way too cool People fuck with the way I'm rhyming They say it's too slow but it these diamonds Too $hort baby is the I use A '93 Lexus is I cruise
Clean from the start, I I was it I was Cadillac Slick in the I kick But the Caddy got parked I'm riding new Eastside bitch, so I'm siding, Money everywhere, all over the At the bank I'm as, "Mr. $hort" At the house I be chilling, getting head Writing all day, even in bed
And them groupie-ass bitches love this The rap master, made to fit Just her, I'm all in them can't fuck so I hooked it up But young women you with your big round butts Blind girls down the street called, "Love" Chasing that man, who really can't your face so now you ran
And you don't what you'll soon see The way making love is to be With a known as Playboy Too Rock a mic and a freak and both be through Players play women who like to get Bitched you just trying to get laid But I like money and I get I do my and say, "Good day"
I want to make love, I'm not that fast What the hell, she's a freak, she asked So let's go to my room after the Treat me like a and pay me hoe You can suck my dick and I might Just love Too $hort, I'm So cool, my is Too Call it how you want but I call you
Ring my phone and you see Ringing my just won't get me I'm hard to find but I get mine And if I was looking for you, I be in line I'd be right on in the right place Too baby all in your face Talking mine and what I want Fucking MC's the dangerous funk
I'm on my way to the top So much rapping never stop And all that fame, you claim Couldn't stand up by my rap You might be good, I care I've been rapping like this 13 years I got more then you'll ever get I don't stop rapping and you know that shit
Sucker MC's with your record Most tapes out now be real 'Cause tracks ain't shit, dreaming 'bout hits But find out Too $hort don't quit When I my mic I'm the one man crew bout me, wouldn't think about you When you heard Too came to town You never thought I'd be