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is that dominose I want a large magaritta I cheese and chicken and ham on the pizza I phoned you up 10 minutes ago maybe you maybee it was when you got referbished or you can't find things where you left them Anyways, fuck it you've got it now, my order can I have 2, I want one for my My wife just gave birth to a guess what I called her, magaretta I about the fire too, I'm sorry My brother had a that got burnt down on him if you haven't run out can I have ham i it for my dog, his names sam I the way you make your pizzas man I like the boxes to great for making hats Anyways I hope my pizza arives soon I need it to fat truly yours your best customer this is
No pizza has And i am so I up at 6:25 For a Even though i Have out I can't be tonight It me that i'm so fat I'm so fat.
Hello is that dominoes, i'm still waiting for my it better be here soon I ain't mad i just think that you should treat your customers If you don't to take my order you don't have to But you could at least let me know, companies do That includes pizza hut when stoped i got told I had been going there since i was 16 old, with long hours And you just me, That's crap i'm always loyal to you I want to be your i love your company to I mad i just don't like waiting when i got things to do Remember last time you you said i was your special customer I just want you to my piazza and deliver I always it when i give you my order I can see if you're busy it takes long But you're never this busy, i'm wrong you treat me good cause me and you are the best I tell all my friends that better then the rest Sometimes i time to see how long it takes to eat It's the highlight of the day, i go slower with extra See all the stuff you sell is great and i you 'cause it's cheap I told my girlfriend the whole and she was jealous But she don't understand my love for pizza, you do She don't why i count down the minutes from when i ring you You better deliver it soon, i'l be the best customer you lost Sencierly yours stan, P.S how much does hut next to you cost
No pizza has And i am so I up at 6:25 For a though i could Have out I can't be tonight It me that i'm so fat I'm so fat.
Dear Mr Pizza company that's so good they care about their customers This will be the last time I ring you up It's 2 hours now and still no pizza for tea I know you got my orders you you would send extra ham free So Is the message I'm leaving you I hope you don't record over it I'm in hut now with a bomb Hey dominoes i ate almost all the dare me to carry on you know that song by Eminem and dido, About that crazy emienem fan who the letter But eminem didn't write and stan killed himself in the river That's like this is you could saved me if you had responded to my order But now it's too I've got a petrol bomb And I've eaten loads All I wanted was my and my brothers I hope you know you've made me hate your I love you dominoes I could 've still been your But you me know I hope you can't survive and you go the pan And when you go bust you loose job and you get a ban I your company totally fails See dominoes, shut it cow I'm on the Hey dominoes that's my screaming in the oven But I over-heat her I just heated her up See I do it how you do Caus'e if I only her and leave her in there she'll die to We'll gotta go i'm about to set the bomb off now Oh shit I forgot I ain't suppose to this
No pizza has And I am so I rang up at for a Even though I gone out I can't be tonight It me that I'm so fat I'm so fat
Dear Stan, we're getting your pizza ready now we've been very I put in extra ham for your dog sam, it's Were really proud that you would call kid that We'll sent you an origamy so you can make more hats I'm sorry You still ain't got your We will get it to you Don't think we are ignoring you we have customers to But is this stuff you tell us how you eat the pizza is up to you We just heat and deliver them as quick as possible to you I think you to stop getting in a mood Other wise die from anger and not eating the right food But what you on about moving in to hut so your closer I really think you and your girl friend need to together Or maybe you should just be less of a I hope you get to here this I hope You it tonight you get hurt I you do all right If you eat foods I'm glad you like our but don't be mad Just try and we do want you as a customer I just don't you do something stupid I read about some stuff that made me feel like a helpless Some dude ate loads of Pizza and was in hut And had a petrol bomb and the whoe place up On the they found a message but they didn't know who it was to Come to think about the message was from Stan you dam