Luyện nghe bài hát Pizza Boy

No pizza has
And i am so
I rang up at
For a
though i could
Have out
I can't be arsed
It reminds me i'm so fat
I'm so fat.

No pizza has
And i am so
I rang up at
For a
though i could
Have out
I can't be arsed
It me that i'm so fat
I'm so fat.

Hello is that I want a large magaritta
I want cheese and and ham on the pizza
I phoned you up 10 minutes ago you forgotten
maybee it was when you got or something
sometimes you can't find things where you them
Anyways, fuck it you've got it now, my order
can I have 2, I want one for my
My wife just gave birth to a guess what I called her, magaretta
I heard the fire too, I'm sorry
My brother had a company got burnt down on him
if you haven't run out can I have ham
i it for my dog, his names sam
I like the way you make pizzas man
I the boxes to they're great for making hats
I hope my pizza arives soon I need it to stay fat
truly yours your best this is Stan

No has arrived
And i am so
I rang up at
For a
though i could
Have out
I can't be ased
It me that i'm so fat
I'm so fat.

Hello is that dominoes, i'm still for my Pizza it better be here soon
I ain't mad i just think that you treat your customers better
If you want to take my order you don't have to
But you at least let me know, other companies do
That includes hut when they stoped i got told
I had been going there since i was 16 years old, with long
And you just me, That's crap i'm always loyal to you
I want to be customer i love your company to
I ain't mad i just don't like when i got things to do
Remember last time you delivered you said i was your special
I just you to heat my piazza and deliver
I always enjoy it when i give you my
I can see that if you're busy it long
But never this busy, unless i'm wrong
you should treat me cause me and you are the best
I tell all my friends that better then the rest
i time myself to see how long it takes to eat
It's the highlight of the day, i go with extra toppings
See all the stuff you is great and i love you 'cause it's cheap
I told my the whole menu and she was jealous
But she don't my love for pizza, only you do
She don't know why i count down the from when i ring you
You better deliver it soon, i'l be the best customer you ever
Sencierly yours stan, P.S how much does pizza hut to you cost

No has arrived
And i am so
I up at 6:25
For a
Even though i
Have out
I can't be ased
It me that i'm so fat
I'm so fat.

Dear Mr Pizza company that's so good they don't care their customers
will be the last time I ever ring you up
It's been 2 hours now and no pizza for tea
I know you got my orders you said you would send extra ham
So Is the message I'm leaving you
I hope you don't over it I'm in Pizza hut now with a bomb
Hey i ate almost all the pizzas dare me to carry on
you that song by Eminem and dido, stan
About that crazy fan who wrote the letter
But eminem didn't back and stan killed himself in the river
That's this is you could have saved me if you had responded to my order
But now too late I've got a petrol bomb And I've eaten loads
All I was my and my brothers mageritta
I hope you know you've me hate your pizza
I love you dominoes I could 've been your customer
But you lost me
I you can't survive and you go down the pan
And you go bust you loose your job and you get a ban
I hope company totally fails
See dominoes, shut it cow I'm on the
Hey dominoes that's my girlfriend in the oven
But I didn't her I just heated her up
See I do it how you do
Caus'e if I only warm her and leave her in she'll die to
We'll go i'm just about to set the bomb off now
Oh shit I I ain't suppose to record this

No has arrived
And I am so
I rang up at
for a
Even I could
gone out
I can't be arsed
It me that I'm so fat
I'm so fat

Dear Stan, we're getting your pizza now we've been very busy
I put in extra ham for dog sam, it's free
Were really proud you would call your kid that
sent you an origamy book so you can make more hats
I'm sorry You ain't got your pizza We will get it to you
Don't we are ignoring you we have other customers to
But what is this stuff you tell us how you eat the is up to you
We just them and deliver them as quick as possible to you
I think you need to getting in a mood
Other wise die from anger and not eating the right food
But you on about moving in to Pizza hut so your closer
I really think you and girl friend need to talk together
Or maybe you should just be of a fool
I hope you get to here call
I hope You hear it
Before you get
I think you do all
If you eat foods
I'm glad you our pizza but don't be mad
try and understand
that we do you as a customer
I don't want you do something stupid
I read about some stuff that made me feel like a flid
Some dude ate loads of and was in Pizza hut
And had a petrol bomb and blew the whoe up
On the phone they a message but they didn't know who it was to
to think about the message was from Stan that's you
dam