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Hello is that dominose I want a large I want cheese and chicken and ham on the I you up 10 minutes ago maybe you forgotten maybee it was when you got or something sometimes you can't find things where you them Anyways, it you've got it now, there's my order can I 2, I want one for my brother My wife just gave birth to a daughter guess what I called her, I heard about the fire too, I'm My brother had a company that got down on him if you run out can I have extra ham i need it for my dog, his sam I like the way you your pizzas man I like the to they're great for making hats Anyways I hope my pizza arives I need it to stay fat truly yours best customer this is Stan
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Hello is that dominoes, i'm waiting for my Pizza it better be here soon I ain't mad i just that you should treat your customers better If you don't want to take my order you don't to But you could at least let me know, other do That includes pizza hut when they i got told I had been going there since i was 16 years old, with long And you just ignore me, crap i'm always loyal to you I want to be your customer i your company to I ain't mad i don't like waiting when i got things to do Remember last time you delivered you said i was your special I just you to heat my piazza and deliver I always enjoy it i give you my order I can see that if busy it takes long But you're never busy, unless i'm wrong you should me good cause me and you are the best I tell all my friends you're better then the rest Sometimes i time myself to see how it takes to eat It's the of the day, i go slower with extra toppings See all the stuff you sell is great and i love you it's cheap I told my girlfriend the menu and she was jealous But she don't understand my for pizza, only you do She don't know why i down the minutes from when i ring you You better deliver it soon, i'l be the best customer you ever yours stan, P.S how much does pizza hut next to you cost
No has arrived And i am so I rang up at For a though i could Have out I be ased tonight It me that i'm so fat I'm so fat.
Dear Mr Pizza company that's so good they care about their customers This will be the last I ever ring you up It's 2 hours now and still no pizza for tea I know you got my orders you said you send extra ham free So This Is the message I'm you I hope you don't record it I'm in Pizza hut now with a bomb Hey dominoes i ate almost all the pizzas me to carry on you know that song by Eminem and dido, that crazy emienem fan who wrote the letter But eminem didn't write back and killed himself in the river like this is you could have saved me if you had responded to my order But now it's too late I've got a bomb And I've eaten loads All I was my and my brothers mageritta I hope you know you've made me your pizza I love you dominoes I could 've been your customer But you lost me I hope you survive and you go down the pan And when you go you loose your job and you get a ban I hope your company totally See dominoes, shut it cow I'm on the Hey dominoes that's my screaming in the oven But I didn't over-heat her I heated her up See I do it how you do Caus'e if I warm her and leave her in there she'll die to We'll gotta go i'm just to set the bomb off now Oh shit I forgot I ain't suppose to record
No pizza has And I am so I rang up at for a though I could Have out I can't be arsed It me that I'm so fat I'm so fat
Dear Stan, we're getting your pizza ready now been very busy I put in ham for your dog sam, it's free really proud that you would call your kid that We'll you an origamy book so you can make more hats I'm sorry You ain't got your pizza We will get it to you Don't think we are you we have other customers to But what is this stuff you tell us how you eat the is up to you We just heat them and deliver as quick as possible to you I you need to stop getting in a mood Other wise die from anger and not eating the right food But you on about moving in to Pizza hut so your closer I really you and your girl friend need to talk together Or you should just be less of a fool I hope you get to here this I You hear it tonight you get hurt I think you do all If you eat different I'm glad you like our but don't be mad Just try and we do want you as a customer I just don't you do something stupid I read about some stuff made me feel like a helpless flid dude ate loads of Pizza and was in Pizza hut And had a petrol bomb and blew the whoe up On the they found a message but they didn't know who it was to Come to think about the was from Stan that's you dam