Luyện nghe bài hát Pizza Boy

No pizza has
And i am so
I up at 6:25
For a
Even i could
gone out
I be arsed tonoight
It me that i'm so fat
I'm so fat.

No pizza has
And i am so
I up at 6:25
For a
Even though i
gone out
I can't be arsed
It reminds me i'm so fat
I'm so fat.

Hello is that dominose I want a large
I want cheese and chicken and ham on the
I you up 10 minutes ago maybe you forgotten
maybee it was when you got or something
sometimes you can't find things where you them
Anyways, it you've got it now, there's my order
can I 2, I want one for my brother
My wife just gave birth to a daughter guess what I called her,
I heard about the fire too, I'm
My brother had a company that got down on him
if you run out can I have extra ham
i need it for my dog, his sam
I like the way you your pizzas man
I like the to they're great for making hats
Anyways I hope my pizza arives I need it to stay fat
truly yours best customer this is Stan

No pizza has
And i am so
I rang up at
For a
though i could
gone out
I can't be ased
It me that i'm so fat
I'm so fat.

Hello is that dominoes, i'm waiting for my Pizza it better be here soon
I ain't mad i just that you should treat your customers better
If you don't want to take my order you don't to
But you could at least let me know, other do
That includes pizza hut when they i got told
I had been going there since i was 16 years old, with long
And you just ignore me, crap i'm always loyal to you
I want to be your customer i your company to
I ain't mad i don't like waiting when i got things to do
Remember last time you delivered you said i was your special
I just you to heat my piazza and deliver
I always enjoy it i give you my order
I can see that if busy it takes long
But you're never busy, unless i'm wrong
you should me good cause me and you are the best
I tell all my friends you're better then the rest
Sometimes i time myself to see how it takes to eat
It's the of the day, i go slower with extra toppings
See all the stuff you sell is great and i love you it's cheap
I told my girlfriend the menu and she was jealous
But she don't understand my for pizza, only you do
She don't know why i down the minutes from when i ring you
You better deliver it soon, i'l be the best customer you ever
yours stan, P.S how much does pizza hut next to you cost

No has arrived
And i am so
I rang up at
For a
though i could
Have out
I be ased tonight
It me that i'm so fat
I'm so fat.

Dear Mr Pizza company that's so good they care about their customers
This will be the last I ever ring you up
It's 2 hours now and still no pizza for tea
I know you got my orders you said you send extra ham free
So This Is the message I'm you
I hope you don't record it I'm in Pizza hut now with a bomb
Hey dominoes i ate almost all the pizzas me to carry on
you know that song by Eminem and dido,
that crazy emienem fan who wrote the letter
But eminem didn't write back and killed himself in the river
like this is you could have saved me if you had responded to my order
But now it's too late I've got a bomb And I've eaten loads
All I was my and my brothers mageritta
I hope you know you've made me your pizza
I love you dominoes I could 've been your customer
But you lost me
I hope you survive and you go down the pan
And when you go you loose your job and you get a ban
I hope your company totally
See dominoes, shut it cow I'm on the
Hey dominoes that's my screaming in the oven
But I didn't over-heat her I heated her up
See I do it how you do
Caus'e if I warm her and leave her in there she'll die to
We'll gotta go i'm just to set the bomb off now
Oh shit I forgot I ain't suppose to record

No pizza has
And I am so
I rang up at
for a
though I could
Have out
I can't be arsed
It me that I'm so fat
I'm so fat

Dear Stan, we're getting your pizza ready now been very busy
I put in ham for your dog sam, it's free
really proud that you would call your kid that
We'll you an origamy book so you can make more hats
I'm sorry You ain't got your pizza We will get it to you
Don't think we are you we have other customers to
But what is this stuff you tell us how you eat the is up to you
We just heat them and deliver as quick as possible to you
I you need to stop getting in a mood
Other wise die from anger and not eating the right food
But you on about moving in to Pizza hut so your closer
I really you and your girl friend need to talk together
Or you should just be less of a fool
I hope you get to here this
I You hear it tonight
you get hurt
I think you do all
If you eat different
I'm glad you like our but don't be mad
Just try and
we do want you as a customer
I just don't you do something stupid
I read about some stuff made me feel like a helpless flid
dude ate loads of Pizza and was in Pizza hut
And had a petrol bomb and blew the whoe up
On the they found a message but they didn't know who it was to
Come to think about the was from Stan that's you
dam