Luyện nghe bài hát Piper's Pickled Peppers Patch

Kermit (talking to off-stage person): the sound of the letter P. See the sign right there? See those big P's there. Piper's Pickled Peppers. No that's Piper's Pickled Peppers. What's that Charlie? Wipe off the microphone?

( he rubs on trench coat and looks into camera)
Oh, oh, hi ho there! This is Kermit the Frog and I'm speaking to you from the pickled pepper patch of Peter Piper who's famous for picking a peck of pickled peppers. As a matter of fact comes Peter Piper now. Excuse me, pardon me sir, but are you indeed Peter Piper?

( dumping bushel, here on known as a peck, of peppers at flippers)
Porter: Nope. Nope, I'm his brother Piper.
Kermit: Ah, ah, Piper, ah, ah, I see, but you have also picked a peck of pickled peppers?
Porter: all we Piper's pick pickled peppers. We're pepper pickers.
I see. Uh huh.
Porter: gets the publicity.
Oh.
Porter: Excuse me I gotta go a peck.
Oh okay, alright.
Pardon.
Kermit: Yeah, okay, so ah, so that was Piper. But...ah...oh, oh, Peter Piper I presume?
( peck of peppers) Sorry pal I'm Potter Piper his other brother.
Kermit: Oh I see. Porter Piper and Potter Piper but no Peter Piper. Let's see um...what do you call place we're standing on sir?
Potter: Oh it's where we put the pickled peppers after picking. Yeah our pickled pepper pile. Excuse me I gotta go pick a peck.
A pickled pepper pile? I see. Oh ah ah...pardon me sir or madam I suppose. I guess you're not Peter Piper?
( dumps a of peppers ) Oh positively, I'm his sister, Piper Piper.
Piper Piper?
Piper: Is an echo here?
Ah but ah listen after you pick these pickled peppers, what do you do with them?
Piper: Oh we them.
I see. So sometimes you're picking pickled peppers and sometimes you're packing peppers. What do you pack them in Piper?
Paper.
Kermit: I should have guessed. Ah well, let's see....ah....oh me sir you, YOU must be Peter Piper?
( dumps a peck of peppers) Nope. Nope I'm his Poppa Piper.
Poppa Piper? Well you certainly have quite a family here.
Poppa: Oh yep, yep, yep. There's Peter Piper and Porter Piper and Potter and Piper Piper.
Kermit: And who's right here?
( dog has with pepper in his mouth which he deposits at Kermit's flippers)
That's our dog, Pepper Popper. Ah....Pepper Piper, right.
Kermit: Piper, I thought that's what you meant. And who's this thing here?
Poppa: our pig, Porker Piper. Yep and we got a parrot.
Kermit: A
Yep a parrot, called Polly Piper.
Kermit: Polly Piper I have known uh huh.
Poppa: She pecks peppers.
Kermit: She pecks them oh ho! good uh huh, uh huh.
Poppa: Well go pick a peck.
( indignant ) Right! This is ridiculous!

( peppers are piled on poor Kermit)
Now a second, pardon me, are YOU Peter Piper or what? No, no, don't tell me you're his nephew?
No I'm his cousin, Parker Piper.
Kermit: Now wait a minute! I came here to meet Peter Piper! I've met Porter Piper, Potter Piper, Piper Piper, Poppa Piper, Pepper Piper, Piper and Parker Pepper all picking peppers, now WHERE IS PETER PIPER???!!!!!
Parker: Oh in Portland, pressing pants. ( dumps peck on Kermit )
Kermit: Oh phooey. Well from the pickled pepper pile at Piper's Pickled Pepper Patch, this is Kermit the returning you to the program in progress. Anybody got a letter Q?
( ends with Kermit covered in peppers with empty peck on head)