All we want is the I keep 'em bro up one morning And, with some money to spend, go crazy
I'm goin' to tell you a story in About the pimping game, that you know But if you don't, alright 'Cause I'll be spittin' game to you all damn night
When I was 3 old Straight pimp I was told My daddy me to pimp school In this man's world, you can't be no
If a is what you wanna be You're gonna have to learn Pimpology a pimp's be effected by the great depression
So if you want to be sized to my school get pimp-matized In your school, what do teach? English, math, and
Pimpin' game, you can And if you do, you earn A pimp diploma, for you For learning what you're taught when you come to
1, you should know Never in love, with your ho Lesson 2 tells you to do only one Act
3 Don't be a trick if she's poor, if she's If game is soft or hard It shouldn't long to break the broad
4 Keep ya ho, the most important thing to know 'Cause I or die, I'm like the mack Riding around in a Cadillac
But on the other hand, if you pimp And the hos keep treating you like a I know what to say about you boys You go to the store and buy some toys
'Cause you play this game Next time you grown folks talking, shut the fuck up y' hear?
Now you my story in stereo 'Bout the pimpin' game, you should know And if you don't, it's 'Cause I'll be spittin' this to ya all damn night
I'm short dog, ain't nothin' I rap fake when I'm on the mic I ride around in a clean Benz Never ever frontin' on my real cool
My zodiac is a Taurus the bull I old English, and I do get full If you're wondering why I stop my rap 'Cause M C's can't rock like that
My music like Domino's I pimp these that's how it goes Tenders on my beeper all day and I'm a true Blue Player that's right
O A K L A N D That's I rain, top dog MC Too short, baby, on the I work tails, I don't take freaks home
Man, start trippin' when they think your rich Met her all on my tip It's not hard to believe but how it goes I'm burnin' rubber on these like vogues
Check out my style, baby stop If you can't call me short, just me dog Black is my color, I have no other else will do I've got a black car, bed, black TV
I've even got a black suit Dangerous music, and a crew Oakland, California, and the too West coast all over the place
Too short, baby, all in face I rap so hard you stop me My last album sold a copies Me and the Maestro, the beat
DJ scratches from my homeboy Dangerous music is what you A new L P, year You we rollin', can't be fakin'
We through, and all your girls, we're takin' You we're rollin' don't do no simpin' Oaktown players, strictly pimpin', My name is short just what been lookin' for
Sending young on a wild goose chase Up in the hills, to find my place Gettin' lost, gettin' tossed, found and clowned Every time you see baby, you get down
the raps I make are the raps you like The way sir too short the mic It's a one of a kind, style Have the in the crowd, goin' wild
For when I spit my rhyme, I just quit Grab the microphone, and make me rich It was $35, 000, $35,000 cash No, I get 1, $35, 000 1, right? The one I gave you?
No, I you 6 alright I had 1 Now $35,000 plus 6 Now $35, 000 plus 1, plus 6 7 $35, 000 7, right, mothafucker, can you buy that?