All we is the money I 'em bro wake up one morning And, with money to spend, they go crazy
I'm goin' to you a story in stereo About the game, that you should know But if you don't, it's 'Cause I'll be spittin' this to you all damn night
I was 3 years old Straight pimp I was told My daddy sent me to pimp In this world, you can't be no fool
If a is what you wanna be You're gonna to learn pimpology Pimpology a profession Can't be effected by the great
So if you want to be sized Come to my get pimp-matized In school, what do they teach? English, math, and
Pimpin' game, you can And if you do, you earn A pimp diploma, for you For learning what taught when you come to school
1, you should know Never fall in love, with ho Lesson 2 tells you to do one thing Act
3 Don't be a trick if she's poor, if she's If your game is or hard It shouldn't take long to break the
4 Keep ya ho, the most important thing to know I pimp or die, I'm like the mack Riding around Oakland in a
But on the other hand, if you can't And the hos keep you like a simp I don't know what to say about you You better go to the and buy some toys
you can't play this game Next time you hear grown folks talking, shut the fuck up y'
Now you my story in stereo 'Bout the pimpin' game, that you should And if you don't, alright 'Cause I'll be spittin' this game to ya all damn
I'm short dog, ain't nice I never rap fake I'm on the mic I ride around town in a Benz Never ever on my real cool friends
My zodiac sign is a Taurus the I drink old English, and I do get If you're wondering why I stop my rap 'Cause other M C's can't rock like
My flows like Domino's I these hoes that's how it goes Tenders on my beeper all day and I'm a true Blue Player homeboy that's
O A K L A N D That's I rain, top dog MC Too short, baby, on the I work more tails, I don't freaks home
Man, start trippin' when they think your rich Met her all on my tip It's not to believe but that's how it goes I'm burnin' rubber on these hoes vogues
out my style, baby don't stop If you can't call me short, call me dog Black is my color, I have no nothing else will do got a black car, black bed, black TV
I've got a silk black suit music, and a dangerous crew Oakland, California, and the too West coast rappin' all over the
Too short, baby, all in your I rap so hard you can't me My last album a million copies Me and the Maestro, layin' the
DJ scratches my homeboy pete Dangerous is what you hear A new L P, every You know we rollin', be fakin'
We come through, and all your girls, we're You know we're rollin' do no simpin' Oaktown players, strictly pimpin', My is short just what you've been lookin' for
Sending tenders on a wild goose chase Up in the hills, tryin' to my place Gettin' lost, gettin' tossed, gettin' and clowned Every time you see short baby, you get
'Cause the raps I make are the raps you The way sir too short the mic It's a one of a kind, style Have the in the crowd, goin' wild
For when I spit my rhyme, I don't quit Grab the microphone, and just make me It was $35, 000, $35,000 money? No, I get 1, $35, 000 plus 1, right? The one I gave
No, I gave you 6 I had 1 Now $35,000 plus 6 Now $35, 000 plus 1, 6 makes 7 $35, 000 plus 7, right, mothafucker, can you buy