All we want is the I 'em bro wake up one morning And, with some money to spend, they go
I'm to tell you a story in stereo About the pimping game, that you should But if you don't, it's 'Cause I'll be spittin' game to you all damn night
I was 3 years old Straight pimp I was told My daddy me to pimp school In this world, you can't be no fool
If a pimp is you wanna be You're gonna to learn pimpology Pimpology a pimp's Can't be effected by the depression
So if you want to be sized Come to my school get In your school, do they teach? English, math, and
Pimpin' game, you can And if you do, you earn A pimp diploma, for you For learning what you're taught when you come to
Lesson 1, you should Never fall in love, with ho Lesson 2 you to do only one thing Act
3 Don't be a if she's poor, if she's rich If your is soft or hard It shouldn't long to break the broad
4 Keep ya ho, it's the most important thing to I pimp or die, I'm like the mack Riding around Oakland in a
But on the hand, if you can't pimp And the hos keep treating you like a I know what to say about you boys You go to the store and buy some toys
'Cause you can't play this Next time you hear grown talking, shut the fuck up y' hear?
Now you my story in stereo 'Bout the game, that you should know And if you don't, it's 'Cause I'll be spittin' game to ya all damn night
I'm short dog, nothin' nice I rap fake when I'm on the mic I around town in a clean Benz Never ever frontin' on my cool friends
My zodiac sign is a the bull I drink old English, and I do get If wondering why I don't stop my rap 'Cause other M C's can't rock that
My music flows like I pimp hoes that's how it goes Tenders on my all day and night I'm a true Blue Player homeboy that's
O A K L A N D where I rain, top dog MC Too short, baby, on the I work more tails, I take freaks home
Man, start trippin' when they think your rich Met her all on my tip It's not to believe but that's how it goes I'm rubber on these hoes like vogues
Check out my style, baby stop If you can't call me short, just me dog is my color, I have no other nothing else will do I've got a black car, bed, black TV
I've even got a silk black music, and a dangerous crew Oakland, California, and the too West coast all over the place
Too short, baby, all in your I rap so you can't stop me My last album sold a million Me and the Maestro, layin' the
DJ scratches from my pete music is what you hear A new L P, every You know we rollin', can't be
We through, and all your girls, we're takin' You know we're rollin' don't do no Oaktown players, pimpin', baby My name is short just what been lookin' for
young tenders on a wild goose chase Up in the hills, tryin' to my place Gettin' lost, tossed, gettin' found and clowned Every time you see baby, you get down
'Cause the raps I make are the raps you The way sir too rocks the mic It's a one of a kind, rapping Have the freaks in the crowd, wild
For when I my rhyme, I just don't quit Grab the microphone, and just me rich It was $35, 000, $35,000 money? No, I get 1, $35, 000 1, right? The one I gave you?
No, I gave you 6 I had 1 Now $35,000 plus 6 Now $35, 000 plus 1, 6 makes 7 $35, 000 plus 7, right, mothafucker, can you buy