All we is the money I 'em bro wake up one morning And, with some money to spend, go crazy
I'm goin' to you a story in stereo About the pimping game, that you know But if you don't, it's I'll be spittin' this game to you all damn night
When I was 3 old Straight pimp game I was My sent me to pimp school In this man's world, you be no fool
If a pimp is you wanna be You're gonna to learn pimpology Pimpology a pimp's Can't be effected by the great
So if you want to be giant Come to my get pimp-matized In your school, what do teach? English, math, and
Pimpin' game, you can And if you do, you will A pimp diploma, for you For learning what you're taught when you to school
Lesson 1, you know fall in love, with your ho Lesson 2 you to do only one thing Act
3 Don't be a trick if she's poor, if she's If your game is soft or It shouldn't take long to the broad
4 Keep ya ho, it's the most important thing to 'Cause I pimp or die, I'm the mack Riding around Oakland in a
But on the other hand, if you can't And the hos keep treating you like a I know what to say about you boys You better go to the and buy some toys
'Cause you play this game Next time you hear grown folks talking, the fuck up y' hear?
Now you heard my story in 'Bout the pimpin' game, you should know And if you don't, it's 'Cause I'll be spittin' this to ya all damn night
I'm short dog, nothin' nice I never rap when I'm on the mic I ride town in a clean Benz ever frontin' on my real cool friends
My sign is a Taurus the bull I old English, and I do get full If you're wondering why I stop my rap 'Cause other M C's can't like that
My flows like Domino's I pimp these hoes that's how it Tenders on my beeper all day and I'm a true Blue homeboy that's right
O A K L A N D That's I rain, top dog MC Too short, baby, on the I work more tails, I don't take home
Man, they start when they think your rich Met her all on my tip It's not hard to believe but how it goes I'm burnin' rubber on these like vogues
Check out my style, don't stop If you can't me short, just call me dog Black is my color, I have no other else will do I've got a car, black bed, black TV
I've even got a black suit Dangerous music, and a dangerous Oakland, California, and the too West rappin' all over the place
Too short, baby, all in face I rap so you can't stop me My last album a million copies Me and the Maestro, layin' the
DJ scratches from my homeboy Dangerous music is you hear A new L P, year You we rollin', can't be fakin'
We come through, and all your girls, we're You know we're rollin' don't do no players, strictly pimpin', baby My name is short just what you've lookin' for
Sending young tenders on a wild goose Up in the hills, tryin' to my place Gettin' lost, tossed, gettin' found and clowned Every you see short baby, you get down
'Cause the raps I make are the you like The way sir too rocks the mic a one of a kind, rapping style Have the freaks in the crowd, wild
For when I spit my rhyme, I just don't Grab the microphone, and just me rich It was $35, 000, $35,000 cash No, I get 1, $35, 000 plus 1, right? The one I you?
No, I you 6 alright I had 1 Now $35,000 plus 6 Now $35, 000 plus 1, 6 makes 7 $35, 000 plus 7, right, mothafucker, can you buy