All we is the money I 'em bro wake up one morning And, with some money to spend, go crazy
I'm to tell you a story in stereo About the pimping game, that you know But if you don't, alright 'Cause be spittin' this game to you all damn night
I was 3 years old Straight pimp game I was My daddy sent me to pimp In this man's world, you can't be no
If a pimp is you wanna be gonna have to learn pimpology Pimpology a profession Can't be effected by the great
So if you want to be giant Come to my get pimp-matized In your school, what do they English, math, and
game, you can learn And if you do, you will A diploma, just for you For what you're taught when you come to school
1, you should know Never fall in love, with ho Lesson 2 you to do only one thing Act
3 Don't be a if she's poor, if she's rich If game is soft or hard It shouldn't take long to break the
4 Keep ya ho, it's the most important thing to I pimp or die, I'm like the mack Riding Oakland in a Cadillac
But on the other hand, if you pimp And the hos keep treating you like a I don't know to say about you boys You better go to the and buy some toys
'Cause you can't play this Next time you grown folks talking, shut the fuck up y' hear?
Now you heard my story in 'Bout the pimpin' game, that you know And if you don't, it's 'Cause I'll be spittin' this game to ya all damn
I'm dog, ain't nothin' nice I rap fake when I'm on the mic I around town in a clean Benz Never ever frontin' on my real friends
My zodiac is a Taurus the bull I drink old English, and I do get If you're wondering why I don't my rap 'Cause other M C's can't rock like
My flows like Domino's I these hoes that's how it goes Tenders on my beeper all day and I'm a true Blue Player homeboy that's
O A K L A N D where I rain, top dog MC Too short, baby, on the I work tails, I don't take freaks home
Man, they start trippin' they think your rich Met her all on my tip not hard to believe but that's how it goes I'm burnin' rubber on these like vogues
out my style, baby don't stop If you can't call me short, call me dog Black is my color, I no other nothing else will do I've got a black car, bed, black TV
I've even got a silk black music, and a dangerous crew Oakland, California, and the too coast rappin' all over the place
Too short, baby, all in your I rap so you can't stop me My last album sold a million Me and the Maestro, the beat
DJ scratches my homeboy pete music is what you hear A new L P, every You know we rollin', can't be
We through, and all your girls, we're takin' You we're rollin' don't do no simpin' Oaktown players, pimpin', baby My name is just what you've been lookin' for
young tenders on a wild goose chase Up in the hills, tryin' to find my Gettin' lost, gettin' tossed, gettin' found and Every time you see short baby, you get
the raps I make are the raps you like The way sir too short the mic It's a one of a kind, rapping Have the freaks in the crowd, wild
For when I spit my rhyme, I don't quit Grab the microphone, and just make me It was $35, 000, $35,000 money? No, I get 1, $35, 000 1, right? The one I gave you?
No, I you 6 alright I had 1 Now $35,000 plus 6 Now $35, 000 plus 1, 6 makes 7 $35, 000 plus 7, right, mothafucker, can you buy