All we is the money I keep 'em bro wake up one And, with money to spend, they go crazy
I'm to tell you a story in stereo About the pimping game, you should know But if you don't, it's I'll be spittin' this game to you all damn night
When I was 3 old pimp game I was told My sent me to pimp school In this man's world, you can't be no
If a pimp is what you be You're have to learn pimpology Pimpology a profession Can't be by the great depression
So if you want to be sized Come to my get pimp-matized In your school, do they teach? English, math, and
Pimpin' game, you can And if you do, you earn A pimp diploma, for you For learning what taught when you come to school
1, you should know Never fall in love, with ho Lesson 2 you to do only one thing Act
3 Don't be a if she's poor, if she's rich If your game is soft or It shouldn't take to break the broad
4 Keep ya ho, it's the most important to know 'Cause I pimp or die, I'm like the around Oakland in a Cadillac
But on the other hand, if you pimp And the hos keep treating you like a I don't know what to say you boys You better go to the and buy some toys
'Cause you can't play game Next time you grown folks talking, shut the fuck up y' hear?
Now you heard my story in 'Bout the pimpin' game, that you should And if you don't, alright 'Cause I'll be spittin' this game to ya all night
I'm short dog, ain't nice I never rap fake I'm on the mic I ride around town in a clean Never ever frontin' on my real cool
My zodiac is a Taurus the bull I old English, and I do get full If you're wondering why I don't my rap 'Cause other M C's can't rock that
My music like Domino's I pimp hoes that's how it goes Tenders on my beeper all day and I'm a true Blue Player homeboy right
O A K L A N D where I rain, top dog MC Too short, baby, on the I work more tails, I take freaks home
Man, they start when they think your rich Met her all on my tip It's not to believe but that's how it goes I'm burnin' rubber on these hoes like
Check out my style, baby don't If you can't call me short, call me dog Black is my color, I have no other nothing will do I've got a black car, black bed, TV
even got a silk black suit Dangerous music, and a crew Oakland, California, and the too West rappin' all over the place
Too short, baby, all in face I rap so you can't stop me My last album a million copies Me and the Maestro, the beat
DJ scratches from my pete music is what you hear A new L P, every You we rollin', can't be fakin'
We through, and all your girls, we're takin' You know rollin' don't do no simpin' Oaktown players, pimpin', baby My name is short just what been lookin' for
Sending young tenders on a wild goose Up in the hills, tryin' to find my Gettin' lost, gettin' tossed, gettin' found and Every time you see short baby, you get
'Cause the raps I make are the raps you The way sir too rocks the mic It's a one of a kind, style Have the freaks in the crowd, wild
For when I my rhyme, I just don't quit the microphone, and just make me rich It was $35, 000, $35,000 money? No, I get 1, $35, 000 plus 1, The one I gave you?
No, I you 6 alright I had 1 Now $35,000 6 right Now $35, 000 plus 1, 6 makes 7 $35, 000 plus 7, right, mothafucker, can you buy