All we is the money I 'em bro wake up one morning And, with some to spend, they go crazy
I'm goin' to tell you a in stereo the pimping game, that you should know But if you don't, alright 'Cause be spittin' this game to you all damn night
When I was 3 old Straight pimp I was told My sent me to pimp school In this world, you can't be no fool
If a pimp is you wanna be gonna have to learn pimpology Pimpology a pimp's be effected by the great depression
So if you want to be sized Come to my get pimp-matized In your school, what do they English, math, and
game, you can learn And if you do, you will A pimp diploma, for you For learning what taught when you come to school
Lesson 1, you should Never in love, with your ho Lesson 2 tells you to do only one Act
3 Don't be a trick if she's poor, if rich If your is soft or hard It shouldn't take long to break the
4 Keep ya ho, the most important thing to know I pimp or die, I'm like the mack Riding around in a Cadillac
But on the other hand, if you can't And the hos treating you like a simp I don't know what to say about you You better go to the store and buy toys
'Cause you can't play this Next time you hear folks talking, shut the fuck up y' hear?
Now you my story in stereo 'Bout the pimpin' game, you should know And if you don't, it's 'Cause be spittin' this game to ya all damn night
I'm short dog, ain't nice I never rap fake I'm on the mic I ride around town in a Benz Never ever frontin' on my real friends
My zodiac is a Taurus the bull I old English, and I do get full If you're why I don't stop my rap 'Cause other M C's can't rock that
My music flows like I pimp these hoes how it goes on my beeper all day and night I'm a true Player homeboy that's right
O A K L A N D That's I rain, top dog MC Too short, baby, on the I work more tails, I take freaks home
Man, they start trippin' when they think your Met her all on my tip It's not hard to believe but how it goes I'm rubber on these hoes like vogues
Check out my style, baby stop If you can't call me short, just me dog Black is my color, I have no nothing else will do got a black car, black bed, black TV
I've got a silk black suit Dangerous music, and a dangerous Oakland, California, and the too coast rappin' all over the place
Too short, baby, all in your I rap so hard you stop me My last album sold a copies Me and the Maestro, layin' the
DJ from my homeboy pete music is what you hear A new L P, year You we rollin', can't be fakin'
We through, and all your girls, we're takin' You know we're don't do no simpin' Oaktown players, pimpin', baby My name is short just what you've been for
Sending young on a wild goose chase Up in the hills, tryin' to find my Gettin' lost, tossed, gettin' found and clowned time you see short baby, you get down
'Cause the raps I make are the raps you The way sir too rocks the mic It's a one of a kind, rapping Have the in the crowd, goin' wild
For when I my rhyme, I just don't quit Grab the microphone, and make me rich It was $35, 000, $35,000 cash No, I get 1, $35, 000 plus 1, The one I gave you?
No, I gave you 6 I had 1 Now $35,000 plus 6 Now $35, 000 plus 1, plus 6 7 $35, 000 7, right, mothafucker, can you buy that?