There's two types of men, pimps and Johns one type of bitch and that's a hoe Goddamn, how do you hooker, is my world Goddamn to go, where's my doe? It's startin' to snow All I want is the dollas, I've a pimp so long you know Gandhi he had Afro
Pimp, hold my dick like a holster, all the girls want a Kid Rock And be able to stay looked at the number one pimp With the one rap, what's up with that, well, I'm a cool cat the rap, that's harder than a pimp slap and because I do So much pimpin', one day I'll probably walk a limp And drive a big Lincoln, an unbuttoned shirt And be a 55 year old pervert but for now the occupation But one day watch I'll be of the nation
Hoes are rustlic, Daddy's in the We got hoes and hoes and hoes, so low We pratically the coochie-coo away that booty, shake that booty It's not a bid It's a sell, goddamn It
Pimp of the Nation, I could be it as a of a fact, I foresee it But pimpin' hoes with the big tush, while you be left pimpin' Barbra Bush, what's up granny, first name Annie, dried up And a saggin' fanny, the of your sex adventures You wanna suck dicks, out your dentures A show of life is all I'm givin', old pimp young hoes is how I'm But for now the occupation But one day watch be pimp of the nation
I got all the hookers, It I got Sensational Sherry, Lucy Nasty Nancy and Toe Jam All of ready, willing and able to give the Mack Daddy All the dollas and all the 'til Death do we
I have hoes like horses in a stable, rich, famous, and able First off Ja Ja a different gore, is my highest paying whore And for some hot booty waxin', 'Fake Ass' Latoya Rosanne is my newest trick on the beach I prune her with the dick And the bitch who with my cash Robin Givens I'll rip your ass, yeah, yeah Kid Rock, Kid Don't fuck with me, I'll be pimp of the nation,
One nation a pimp Gettin' paid suckers is pussy whipped One under a pimp Gettin' paid 'cause suckers is pussy One nation a pimp Gettin' paid 'cause is pussy whipped One nation under a paid 'cause suckers is pussy whipped
Oh yeah, pimpin' out there The is pimpin', Detroit is pimpin' Mt. is pimpin', Romeo is pimpin' The balck man, pimpin', Katie C, he's pimpin' Bo pimpin', I said Tom, he's pimpin' Chuck and Murph they're pimpin', D, he's is pimpin', Ben, he pimpin' Ralph C is pimpin', The Brothers are pimpin'
Elie you're pimpin', I said Tony you're Hey Chicago, you're pimpin', Mr. Lee pimpin' My pops is pimpin', my bro D, he's Jay Z, he's pimpin', Diesy is Dougie Doug is pimpin', D-Nice, pimpin' Chuck Nice is pimpin', White, he's pimpin' New York pimpin', I said Philly is Oakland pimpin', Too Short you're pimpin'
Arseno Hall you're pimpin', Eddie Murphy pimpin' Jive you're pimpin', RCA is pimpin' Top is pimpin', Michael Jackson Ah, you pimpin' shit, word 'em up, word 'em up Kid Rock, Kid, Kid Rock, Kid, Kid And I'm of the nation, word, you stay on third base I'm goin' home the bacon baby