There's only two types of men, and Johns There's one of bitch and that's a hoe Goddamn, how do you hooker, is my world time to go, where's my doe? It's startin' to snow All I want is the dollas, I've a pimp so long you know when he had Afro
Pimp, my dick like a holster, all the girls want a Kid Rock poster And be able to both stay looked at the one pimp With the number one rap, what's up that, well, I'm a cool cat the rap, that's harder than a pimp slap and because I do So much pimpin', one day I'll probably walk with a And drive a big Lincoln, wearing an unbuttoned And be a 55 year old but for now rap's the occupation But one day I'll be pimp of the nation
are rustlic, Daddy's in the house We got hoes and hoes and hoes, so low We pratically given the coochie-coo Shake that booty, that booty It's not a bid It's a cake sell, It
Pimp of the Nation, I could be it as a matter of a fact, I it But pimpin' hoes with the big tush, while you be left pimpin' Barbra Bush, what's up granny, first Annie, dried up cunt And a saggin' fanny, the highlight of your sex You wanna suck dicks, take out dentures A show of is all I'm givin', old pimp young hoes is how I'm livin' But for now rap's the But one day I'll be pimp of the nation
I got all the hookers, It I got Sherry, Juicy Lucy Nasty Nancy and Toe Jam All of them ready, willing and able to the Mack Daddy All the dollas and all the coochie-coo do we part
I have hoes like horses in a stable, rich, famous, and able off Ja Ja Kubore a different gore, is my highest paying whore And for some hot booty waxin', 'Fake Latoya Jackson Rosanne is my newest trick While on the beach I her with the dick And the bitch who with my cash Robin Givens I'll rip ass, yeah, yeah Kid Rock, Kid Rock Don't fuck me, I'll be pimp of the nation, bitch
One nation under a Gettin' paid 'cause is pussy whipped One nation under a paid 'cause suckers is pussy whipped One nation a pimp Gettin' paid 'cause is pussy whipped One nation a pimp Gettin' paid suckers is pussy whipped
Oh yeah, who's out there The Midwest is pimpin', Detroit is Mt. Clemens is pimpin', Romeo is The man, he's pimpin', Katie C, he's pimpin' Bo you're pimpin', I Tom, he's pimpin' Chuck and Murph they're pimpin', D, pimpin' Boner is pimpin', Ben, he C is pimpin', The Yound Brothers are pimpin'
Elie you're pimpin', I said Tony you're Hey Chicago, pimpin', Mr. Lee you're pimpin' My pops is pimpin', my bro D, pimpin' Jay Z, he's pimpin', Diesy is Dougie Doug is pimpin', D-Nice, pimpin' Nice is pimpin', Barry White, he's pimpin' New York pimpin', I Philly is pimpin' Oakland you're pimpin', Too you're pimpin'
Arseno Hall you're pimpin', Eddie Murphy pimpin' Jive Records you're pimpin', RCA is Top is pimpin', Michael Jackson Ah, you ain't shit, word 'em up, word 'em up Kid Rock, Kid, Kid Rock, Kid, Kid And I'm pimp of the nation, word, you stay on base I'm home with the bacon baby