Pimp of The Nation

There's only two types of men, pimps and Johns
There's one type of bitch and that's a hoe
Goddamn, how do you hooker, this is my world
Goddamn time to go, where's my doe? It's startin' to snow
All I want is the dollas, I've been a pimp so long you know
Gandhi when he had Afro

Pimp, hold my dick like a holster, all the girls want a Kid Rock poster
And be able to both stay looked at the number one pimp
With the number one rap, what's up with that, well, I'm a cool cat
With the rap, that's harder than a pimp slap and because I do
So much pimpin', one day I'll probably walk with a limp
And drive a big Lincoln, wearing an unbuttoned shirt
And be a 55 year old pervert but for now rap's the occupation
But one day watch I'll be pimp of the nation

Hoes are rustlic, Daddy's in the house
We got hoes and hoes and hoes, prices so low
We pratically given the coochie-coo away
Shake that booty, shake that booty
It's not a bid sale
It's a cake sell, goddamn It

Pimp of the Nation, I could be it as a matter of a fact, I foresee it
But only pimpin' hoes with the big tush, while you be left pimpin'
Barbra Bush, what's up granny, first name Annie, dried up cunt
And a saggin' fanny, the highlight of your sex adventures
You wanna suck dicks, take out your dentures
A show of life is all I'm givin', old pimp young hoes is how I'm livin'
But for now rap's the occupation
But one day watch I'll be pimp of the nation

I got all the hookers, goddamn It
I got Sensational Sherry, Juicy Lucy
Nasty Nancy and Tammy Toe Jam
All of them ready, willing and able to give the Mack Daddy
All the dollas and all the coochie-coo 'til
Death do we part

I have hoes like horses in a stable, rich, famous, willing and able
First off Ja Ja Kubore a different gore, is my highest paying whore
And for some hot booty waxin', 'Fake Ass' Latoya Jackson
Rosanne Barr is my newest trick
While on the beach I prune her with the dick
And the bitch who fucked with my cash
Robin Givens I'll rip your ass, yeah, yeah Kid Rock, Kid Rock
Don't fuck with me, I'll be pimp of the nation, bitch

One nation under a pimp
Gettin' paid 'cause suckers is pussy whipped
One nation under a pimp
Gettin' paid 'cause suckers is pussy whipped
One nation under a pimp
Gettin' paid 'cause suckers is pussy whipped
One nation under a pimp
Gettin' paid 'cause suckers is pussy whipped

Oh yeah, who's pimpin' out there
The Midwest is pimpin', Detroit is pimpin'
Mt. Clemens is pimpin', Romeo is pimpin'
The balck man, he's pimpin', Katie C, he's pimpin'
Bo you're pimpin', I said Tom, he's pimpin'
Chuck and Murph they're pimpin', D, he's pimpin'
Boner is pimpin', Ben, he pimpin'
Ralph C is pimpin', The Yound Brothers are pimpin'

Elie you're pimpin', I said Tony you're pimpin'
Hey Chicago, you're pimpin', Mr. Lee you're pimpin'
My pops is pimpin', my bro D, he's pimpin'
Jay Z, he's pimpin', Diesy is pimpin'
Dougie Doug is pimpin', D-Nice, he's pimpin'
Chuck Nice is pimpin', Barry White, he's pimpin'
New York pimpin', I said Philly is pimpin'
Oakland you're pimpin', Too Short you're pimpin'

Arseno Hall you're pimpin', Eddie Murphy you're pimpin'
Jive Records you're pimpin', RCA is pimpin'
Top Dogg is pimpin', Michael Jackson
Ah, you ain't pimpin' shit, word 'em up, word 'em up
Kid Rock, Kid, Kid Rock, Kid, Kid Rock
And I'm pimp of the nation, word, you stay on third base
I'm goin' home with the bacon baby
Peace