Luyện nghe bài hát Pimp Council

All rise, order in the
The honorable judge Too Short
Presidin' over Players Court
First case is the State vs. Fate Wilson A.K.A. Baby
You bein' wit home invasion and hoe slaughter
For fuckin' another bitch

Listen close to what I say, dog, it might ya
I be cuttin' ya while you be goin' to work bruh
When she first called my conscience was like, "Hell naw, don't"
But she said, "I'm only the corner", and popped her li'l punt

Apartment 5701, told her I was right now
Be over there when I get done, got there, knocked on the
She opened up the door half naked, exquisite
Ackin' mad 'cuz I ain't to her since the last time a nigga hit it

She said, "Don't worry forget it since 'cause we have 30 minutes"
'Fore her man came for lunch, so I bust my nut and raised up with
Five minutes to spare, her man unaware, I saw him in
Beeped the and threw a deuce in the air, yeah, I'm a playa

But I feel guilty 'bout cuttin' a
I need counsellin' dog, 'cuz it's guilty as
Simply because I felt to lust and
Knowin' all the while it was my girlfriend I had been fuckin'
(Damn)

The court you guilty as charged
Your is PUI school
For under the influence, nigga
Next

Oh, we got us a offender in the house
Jenny Jones A.K.A.
Same ol' charge, in 8 states
What's yo story time?

Oh yes, yo' honor I see we again
I have no representation now shall we
I know you my face before but hold on my friend
It's niggas gettin' away with the same shit I did

I do no bid, I got a mortgage and my kids in a forest by the bridge
And I drives a Royce in a porridge with dem grills
So you understand I was tryna pay me some
When I was flippin' state while I was takin' a chill

Shootin' deem and a couple friends, spend a ends
Took the top off of the drop and let the spin
Niggas got off in my knot and let them in
So I to put that shit in my own hands

None of these hoes can fuck me, God judge me
man told me he love me and he flash money
My only crime could be livin' it filthy
So let me hear it on mo' time, not

Bailiff, take her into
Oh, no, not my
naw
Next

vs. Velvet Jones A.K.A. Ludacris
You bein' charged with ho traffic
too much time tryna fuck one hoe
How do you plead Mr.

Man, I'm the pimp of all and y'all comin' up short
Calm down before I hold yo ass contempt of
Ya honor, just be cool, let me approach bench
And sprinkle seasonin' on yo ears on how I that beeutch

Well, did she you the pussy, mayn?
She certainly did I got McDonald's cups in my car and my crib
She owe me sumthin', bitch show me sumthin'
Wrap her legs around my and start to throw me sumthin'

I'm simply the meanest, you lookin' at the stroke of a
The only made should be the subpoena uh this penis
No or appeals, let's cut us a deal
And I promise to tell the if my partner don't squeal

She's awfully cautious, the jury makes her nauseous
And she said she'd suck my dick if I the charges
Oh, no, time to make ya kidneys shift but didn't you fuck her best
Oh, I the fifth

Yeah, that sound like some shit say
Ol' ass nigga
Due to lack of evidence, I'm droppin' the
Don't let me see you in again

Let this be a lesson learned, if you don't know your rules
You liable to the game and get sent away for a long, long time
Remember hate on a real player
It gon' get you nowhere, mayn

It's a lotta hoes out player so
no reason for you to fuck ya best friend
Or ya cousin or ya girl
Get ya own bitch, mayn, you know what I'm

You runnin' here
major player rules
You 'bout to get the muthafuckin' book at yo bitch ass
Fuckin' 'round in this

You know I'm sayin'?
It's all the money, baby
If it ain't about the money, it ain't about
To all you runnin' 'round here

Corny than a
Just tryna fuck a bitch you wanna get a nut off
Think about that first, mayn
What is that doin' for you?

What are you gettin' the situation?
Tryna give a sumthin'
What you give her sumthin' for, some pussy?
It's trickin', mayn, don't be a
Be a pimp, nigga

that hoe pay you for every thang you do
Every thang you do you gotta get money, mayn all day, all
I wouldn't a bitch for free
like I wouldn't rap for free, motherfucker
Yeah, you know my word, beeutch