Luyện nghe bài hát Pimp Council

All rise, in the court
The judge muthafuckin' Too Short
Presidin' Superior Players Court
First case is the State vs. Wilson A.K.A. Baby Flex
You bein' wit home invasion and hoe slaughter
For another nigga's bitch

close to what I say, dog, it might hurt ya
I be cuttin' ya girl while you be goin' to work
When she first called my conscience was like, "Hell naw, don't"
But she said, "I'm only around the corner", and popped her li'l

Apartment 5701, her I was eatin' right now
Be over there when I get done, got there, on the door
She opened up the door naked, lookin' exquisite
Ackin' mad 'cuz I ain't to her since the last time a nigga hit it

She said, "Don't worry forget it since we only have 30 minutes"
'Fore her man came home for lunch, so I bust my nut and raised up
Five minutes to spare, her man unaware, I saw him in
Beeped the and threw a deuce in the air, yeah, I'm a playa

But I feel guilty 'bout cuttin' a
I need counsellin' dog, 'cuz guilty as charged
Simply because I victim to lust and
Knowin' all the while it was my cousin' girlfriend I had been
(Damn)

The court you guilty as charged
Your sentence is PUI
For pimpin' under the influence,
case

Oh, we got us a offender in the house
Jenny A.K.A. Shawnna
Same ol' charge, wanted in 8
What's yo story this

Oh yes, yo' honor I see we again
I have no representation now we begin?
I know you seen my face before but hold on my
It's niggas gettin' away with doin' the shit I did

I can't do no bid, I got a mortgage and my kids in a by the bridge
And I drives a Rolls Royce in a porridge with dem
So you understand I was pay me some bills
When I was flippin' outta while I was takin' a chill

deem and a couple friends, spend a couple ends
Took the top off of the drop and let the bubble
Niggas got off in my knot and let them in
So I decided to put that in my own hands

None of these can fuck me, only God judge me
man told me he love me and he flash money
My only crime could be livin' it filthy
So let me hear it on mo' time, not

Bailiff, take her into
Oh, no, not my
naw
Next

vs. Velvet Jones A.K.A. Ludacris
You charged with impedin' ho traffic
Spendin' too time tryna fuck one hoe
How do you plead Mr.

Man, I'm the of all pimps and y'all comin' up short
Calm down I hold yo ass contempt of court
Ya honor, just be cool, let me that bench
And sprinkle seasonin' on yo on how I choked that beeutch

Well, did she promise you the pussy,
She certainly did I got empty McDonald's cups in my car and my
She owe me sumthin', bitch show me sumthin'
Wrap her legs around my waist and start to throw me

I'm the meanest, you lookin' at the stroke of a genius
The only made should be the subpoena uh this penis
No objections or appeals, cut us a deal
And I promise to tell the truth if my partner squeal

awfully cautious, said the jury makes her nauseous
And she said she'd suck my dick if I dropped the
Oh, no, time to make ya kidneys but didn't you fuck her best friend?
Oh, I plead the

Yeah, that sound like some shit say
Ol' pimp ass
Due to lack of evidence, I'm droppin' the
let me see you in here again

Let be a lesson learned, if you don't know your player rules
You liable to violate the game and get sent away for a long, time
Remember hate on a real player
It ain't get you nowhere, mayn

It's a hoes out there player so
no reason for you to fuck ya best friend
Or ya cousin or ya girl
Get ya own bitch, mayn, you know what I'm

You runnin' here
Violatin' major player
You 'bout to get the book thrown at yo bitch ass
Fuckin' in this court

You know what I'm
It's all about the money,
If it ain't about the money, it ain't about
To all you niggas runnin' 'round

Corny a motherfucker
Just tryna fuck a bitch 'cuz you get a nut off
Think about that money first,
What is that bitch for you?

are you gettin' outta the situation?
Tryna give a sumthin'
What you gon' give her sumthin' for, pussy?
It's trickin', mayn, be a beeutch
Be a real pimp,

Make that hoe pay you for thang you do
Every thang you do you get money, mayn all day, all night
I wouldn't fuck a for free
Just like I wouldn't rap for free,
Yeah, you know my favorite word,