Luyện nghe bài hát Pimp Council

All rise, in the court
The honorable judge muthafuckin' Too
Presidin' over Superior Court
First is the State vs. Fate Wilson A.K.A. Baby Flex
You charged wit home invasion and hoe slaughter
For fuckin' nigga's bitch

Listen to what I say, dog, it might hurt ya
I be cuttin' ya girl while you be goin' to bruh
When she first called my was like, "Hell naw, Fate don't"
But she said, "I'm only the corner", and popped her li'l punt

Apartment 5701, told her I was right now
Be there when I get done, got there, knocked on the door
She opened up the door half naked, lookin'
Ackin' mad 'cuz I spoke to her since the last time a nigga hit it

She said, "Don't worry forget it since 'cause we have 30 minutes"
'Fore her man came home for lunch, so I my nut and raised up with
Five minutes to spare, her man unaware, I saw him in
Beeped the horn and threw a deuce in the air, yeah, I'm a

But I feel guilty 'bout cuttin' a
I need counsellin' dog, 'cuz it's as charged
Simply I felt victim to lust and
Knowin' all the while it was my cousin' girlfriend I had been
(Damn)

The court finds you guilty as
sentence is PUI school
For pimpin' under the influence,
case

Oh, we got us a repeat in the house
Jenny Jones A.K.A.
Same ol' charge, in 8 states
What's yo story time?

Oh yes, yo' honor I see we talkin'
I no representation now shall we begin?
I know you seen my before but hold on my friend
It's niggas gettin' away with doin' the same I did

I can't do no bid, I got a and my kids in a forest by the bridge
And I drives a Rolls Royce in a porridge with dem
So you understand I was tryna pay me some
When I was flippin' outta state while I was a chill

deem and a couple friends, spend a couple ends
Took the top off of the and let the bubble spin
Niggas got off in my knot and let troubles in
So I decided to put that in my own hands

None of these hoes can me, only God judge me
That man told me he love me and he flash
My only crime could be livin' it filthy
So let me hear it on mo' time, not

Bailiff, take her into
Oh, no, not my
naw
Next

vs. Velvet Jones A.K.A. Ludacris
You bein' charged impedin' ho traffic
Spendin' too time tryna fuck one hoe
How do you plead Mr.

Man, I'm the pimp of all and y'all comin' up short
Calm down before I hold yo ass contempt of
Ya honor, just be cool, let me approach bench
And sprinkle seasonin' on yo ears on how I choked beeutch

Well, did she you the pussy, mayn?
She certainly did I got empty McDonald's in my car and my crib
She owe me sumthin', bitch betta show me
Wrap her legs around my waist and to throw me sumthin'

I'm simply the meanest, you lookin' at the stroke of a
The only verdict should be the subpoena uh this penis
No objections or appeals, cut us a deal
And I promise to the truth if my partner don't squeal

She's awfully cautious, said the jury makes her
And she said she'd my dick if I dropped the charges
Oh, no, time to make ya kidneys shift but didn't you her best friend?
Oh, I plead the

Yeah, that sound like some you'll say
Ol' ass nigga
Due to lack of evidence, I'm droppin' the
Don't let me see you in again

Let this be a lesson learned, if you don't know player rules
You liable to violate the game and get sent away for a long, time
Remember never on a real player
It ain't gon' get you nowhere,

It's a lotta hoes out there so
Ain't no reason for you to fuck ya best
Or ya or ya brother's girl
Get ya own bitch, mayn, you know what I'm

You around here
Violatin' major rules
You 'bout to get the muthafuckin' book thrown at yo ass
'round in this court

You know what I'm
It's all the money, baby
If it ain't about the money, it ain't shit
To all you niggas 'round here

Corny a motherfucker
Just tryna fuck a bitch you wanna get a nut off
Think that money first, mayn
What is that doin' for you?

What are you gettin' the situation?
give a bitch sumthin'
What you gon' give her sumthin' for, pussy?
It's trickin', mayn, don't be a
Be a real pimp,

Make that hoe pay you for thang you do
Every thang you do you gotta get money, all day, all night
I fuck a bitch for free
Just like I rap for free, motherfucker
Yeah, you know my favorite word,