Luyện nghe bài hát Pimp Council

All rise, in the court
The honorable muthafuckin' Too Short
Presidin' over Superior Players
First case is the State vs. Fate Wilson A.K.A. Baby
You bein' charged wit invasion and hoe slaughter
For fuckin' another bitch

Listen close to I say, dog, it might hurt ya
I be cuttin' ya while you be goin' to work bruh
When she first called my conscience was like, "Hell naw, don't"
But she said, "I'm around the corner", and popped her li'l punt

Apartment 5701, told her I was eatin' now
Be over there when I get done, got there, on the door
She opened up the door naked, lookin' exquisite
Ackin' mad 'cuz I ain't spoke to her since the last a nigga hit it

She said, "Don't worry it since 'cause we only have 30 minutes"
'Fore her man came for lunch, so I bust my nut and raised up with
Five to spare, her man unaware, I saw him in traffic
Beeped the and threw a deuce in the air, yeah, I'm a playa

But I feel 'bout cuttin' a broad
I need counsellin' dog, 'cuz it's guilty as
Simply because I victim to lust and
Knowin' all the it was my cousin' girlfriend I had been fuckin'
(Damn)

The finds you guilty as charged
sentence is PUI school
For pimpin' the influence, nigga
case

Oh, we got us a repeat offender in the
Jenny A.K.A. Shawnna
ol' charge, wanted in 8 states
What's yo story time?

Oh yes, yo' honor I see we again
I have no representation now we begin?
I you seen my face before but hold on my friend
It's niggas gettin' away with the same shit I did

I can't do no bid, I got a mortgage and my in a forest by the bridge
And I drives a Rolls in a porridge with dem grills
So you understand I was tryna pay me some
When I was flippin' outta state I was takin' a chill

Shootin' deem and a couple friends, a couple ends
Took the top off of the drop and let the spin
got off in my knot and let them troubles in
So I decided to put shit in my own hands

None of these hoes can fuck me, God judge me
That man told me he me and he flash money
My only crime could just be it filthy
So let me hear it on mo' time, not

Bailiff, take her custody
Oh, no, not my
naw
Next

vs. Velvet Jones A.K.A. Ludacris
You bein' charged with ho traffic
Spendin' too time tryna fuck one hoe
How do you plead Mr.

Man, I'm the pimp of all pimps and comin' up short
Calm before I hold yo ass contempt of court
Ya honor, just be cool, let me that bench
And sprinkle on yo ears on how I choked that beeutch

Well, did she you the pussy, mayn?
She certainly did I got empty McDonald's in my car and my crib
She owe me sumthin', betta show me sumthin'
Wrap her legs around my waist and start to throw me

I'm the meanest, you lookin' at the stroke of a genius
The only verdict should be the subpoena uh this penis
No objections or appeals, let's cut us a
And I promise to the truth if my partner don't squeal

awfully cautious, said the jury makes her nauseous
And she said suck my dick if I dropped the charges
Oh, no, time to make ya shift but didn't you fuck her best friend?
Oh, I the fifth

Yeah, that sound like some you'll say
Ol' pimp ass
Due to lack of evidence, I'm the charges
let me see you in here again

Let be a lesson learned, if you don't know your player rules
You liable to violate the game and get sent for a long, long time
Remember never on a real player
It ain't get you nowhere, mayn

It's a lotta out there player so
Ain't no reason for you to fuck ya friend
Or ya or ya brother's girl
Get ya own bitch, mayn, you know I'm sayin'?

You runnin' here
Violatin' major rules
You 'bout to get the muthafuckin' thrown at yo bitch ass
Fuckin' 'round in court

You what I'm sayin'?
It's all the money, baby
If it ain't the money, it ain't about shit
To all you runnin' 'round here

Corny a motherfucker
Just tryna fuck a bitch 'cuz you get a nut off
Think about that first, mayn
What is that doin' for you?

What are you gettin' outta the
Tryna give a sumthin'
What you gon' give her for, some pussy?
It's trickin', mayn, be a beeutch
Be a real pimp,

Make that hoe pay you for thang you do
Every thang you do you gotta get money, mayn all day, all
I wouldn't fuck a for free
like I wouldn't rap for free, motherfucker
Yeah, you know my favorite word,