Luyện nghe bài hát Pimp Council

All rise, order in the
The honorable judge Too Short
Presidin' over Players Court
First case is the vs. Fate Wilson A.K.A. Baby Flex
You charged wit home invasion and hoe slaughter
For fuckin' another nigga's

close to what I say, dog, it might hurt ya
I be cuttin' ya girl while you be to work bruh
When she first called my was like, "Hell naw, Fate don't"
But she said, "I'm only the corner", and popped her li'l punt

Apartment 5701, told her I was right now
Be over there when I get done, got there, knocked on the
She opened up the door half naked, exquisite
Ackin' mad I ain't spoke to her since the last time a nigga hit it

She said, "Don't worry it since 'cause we only have 30 minutes"
'Fore her man home for lunch, so I bust my nut and raised up with
Five to spare, her man unaware, I saw him in traffic
Beeped the horn and threw a deuce in the air, yeah, I'm a

But I feel guilty 'bout a broad
I need dog, 'cuz it's guilty as charged
Simply because I felt to lust and
Knowin' all the while it was my cousin' girlfriend I had fuckin'
(Damn)

The court you guilty as charged
Your sentence is PUI
For pimpin' under the influence,
Next

Oh, we got us a repeat offender in the
Jones A.K.A. Shawnna
Same ol' charge, wanted in 8
What's yo story this

Oh yes, yo' honor I see we again
I have no representation now we begin?
I know you seen my before but hold on my friend
It's niggas gettin' away with doin' the shit I did

I do no bid, I got a mortgage and my kids in a forest by the bridge
And I drives a Rolls Royce in a with dem grills
So you I was tryna pay me some bills
I was flippin' outta state while I was takin' a chill

Shootin' deem and a couple friends, spend a couple
Took the top off of the drop and let the bubble
Niggas got off in my and let them troubles in
So I decided to put that shit in my own

None of these hoes can me, only God judge me
That man told me he love me and he money
My only crime could just be livin' it
So let me it on mo' time, not guilty

Bailiff, take her into
Oh, no, not my
naw
Next

vs. Velvet Jones A.K.A. Ludacris
You charged with impedin' ho traffic
too much time tryna fuck one hoe
How do you plead Mr.

Man, I'm the of all pimps and y'all comin' up short
Calm down before I hold yo ass contempt of
Ya honor, be cool, let me approach that bench
And sprinkle seasonin' on yo ears on how I choked beeutch

Well, did she you the pussy, mayn?
She certainly did I got McDonald's cups in my car and my crib
She owe me sumthin', bitch show me sumthin'
Wrap her legs my waist and start to throw me sumthin'

I'm the meanest, you lookin' at the stroke of a genius
The only verdict should be the subpoena uh this penis
No or appeals, let's cut us a deal
And I promise to the truth if my partner don't squeal

She's awfully cautious, said the jury her nauseous
And she said suck my dick if I dropped the charges
Oh, no, time to make ya kidneys shift but didn't you her best friend?
Oh, I plead the

Yeah, that sound some shit you'll say
Ol' ass nigga
Due to lack of evidence, I'm droppin' the
Don't let me see you in here

Let this be a lesson learned, if you know your player rules
You liable to violate the game and get sent for a long, long time
Remember never on a real player
It ain't get you nowhere, mayn

It's a hoes out there player so
Ain't no for you to fuck ya best friend
Or ya cousin or ya brother's
Get ya own bitch, mayn, you what I'm sayin'?

You around here
Violatin' player rules
You 'bout to get the book thrown at yo bitch ass
Fuckin' in this court

You what I'm sayin'?
It's all the money, baby
If it ain't about the money, it ain't about
To all you niggas runnin' 'round

than a motherfucker
Just tryna a bitch 'cuz you wanna get a nut off
Think about that first, mayn
What is that bitch doin' for

What are you outta the situation?
Tryna give a bitch
What you gon' give her sumthin' for, pussy?
It's trickin', mayn, don't be a
Be a real pimp,

that hoe pay you for every thang you do
Every you do you gotta get money, mayn all day, all night
I wouldn't fuck a bitch for
like I wouldn't rap for free, motherfucker
Yeah, you my favorite word, beeutch