Luyện nghe bài hát Pimp Council

All rise, in the court
The judge muthafuckin' Too Short
over Superior Players Court
First case is the State vs. Fate A.K.A. Baby Flex
You bein' wit home invasion and hoe slaughter
For fuckin' another bitch

Listen close to what I say, dog, it might ya
I be cuttin' ya while you be goin' to work bruh
When she first called my conscience was like, "Hell naw, don't"
But she said, "I'm around the corner", and popped her li'l punt

5701, told her I was eatin' right now
Be there when I get done, got there, knocked on the door
She opened up the half naked, lookin' exquisite
mad 'cuz I ain't spoke to her since the last time a nigga hit it

She said, "Don't forget it since 'cause we only have 30 minutes"
'Fore her man came home for lunch, so I bust my nut and raised up
minutes to spare, her man unaware, I saw him in traffic
Beeped the and threw a deuce in the air, yeah, I'm a playa

But I feel guilty 'bout a broad
I need counsellin' dog, it's guilty as charged
because I felt victim to lust and
Knowin' all the while it was my cousin' girlfriend I had been
(Damn)

The finds you guilty as charged
Your is PUI school
For under the influence, nigga
Next

Oh, we got us a repeat offender in the
Jenny A.K.A. Shawnna
Same ol' charge, in 8 states
What's yo this time?

Oh yes, yo' I see we talkin' again
I have no representation now we begin?
I know you seen my before but hold on my friend
It's niggas gettin' away with doin' the same I did

I can't do no bid, I got a mortgage and my kids in a forest by the
And I drives a Rolls Royce in a with dem grills
So you understand I was pay me some bills
When I was flippin' outta state while I was a chill

Shootin' deem and a couple friends, spend a ends
the top off of the drop and let the bubble spin
Niggas got off in my knot and let troubles in
So I decided to put shit in my own hands

None of hoes can fuck me, only God judge me
That man told me he me and he flash money
My only could just be livin' it filthy
So let me it on mo' time, not guilty

Bailiff, her into custody
Oh, no, not my
naw
Next

vs. Velvet Jones A.K.A. Ludacris
You bein' charged with impedin' ho
too much time tryna fuck one hoe
How do you plead Mr.

Man, I'm the of all pimps and y'all comin' up short
down before I hold yo ass contempt of court
Ya honor, just be cool, let me approach bench
And sprinkle seasonin' on yo ears on how I that beeutch

Well, did she promise you the pussy,
She did I got empty McDonald's cups in my car and my crib
She owe me sumthin', bitch show me sumthin'
Wrap her legs my waist and start to throw me sumthin'

I'm simply the meanest, you lookin' at the of a genius
The verdict made should be the subpoena uh this penis
No objections or appeals, let's cut us a
And I promise to tell the if my partner don't squeal

She's awfully cautious, the jury makes her nauseous
And she said she'd suck my dick if I dropped the
Oh, no, time to make ya kidneys but didn't you fuck her best friend?
Oh, I the fifth

Yeah, that sound like some shit say
Ol' pimp ass
Due to lack of evidence, I'm droppin' the
Don't let me see you in again

Let this be a lesson learned, if you don't know your player
You liable to violate the game and get sent for a long, long time
never hate on a real player
It ain't gon' get you nowhere,

a lotta hoes out there player so
Ain't no for you to fuck ya best friend
Or ya or ya brother's girl
Get ya own bitch, mayn, you know I'm sayin'?

You runnin' here
Violatin' major player
You to get the muthafuckin' book thrown at yo bitch ass
Fuckin' 'round in this

You know what I'm
all about the money, baby
If it ain't about the money, it about shit
To all you niggas runnin' 'round

than a motherfucker
Just tryna fuck a 'cuz you wanna get a nut off
Think about money first, mayn
What is bitch doin' for you?

What are you gettin' outta the
Tryna give a bitch
What you gon' give her for, some pussy?
trickin', mayn, don't be a beeutch
Be a pimp, nigga

Make that hoe pay you for every you do
Every thang you do you gotta get money, all day, all night
I fuck a bitch for free
Just I wouldn't rap for free, motherfucker
Yeah, you know my favorite word,