Luyện nghe bài hát Pimp Council

All rise, in the court
The judge muthafuckin' Too Short
Presidin' over Superior Players
First case is the vs. Fate Wilson A.K.A. Baby Flex
You charged wit home invasion and hoe slaughter
For fuckin' another nigga's

Listen to what I say, dog, it might hurt ya
I be cuttin' ya girl while you be goin' to work
When she first called my conscience was like, "Hell naw, don't"
But she said, "I'm only the corner", and popped her li'l punt

Apartment 5701, told her I was eatin' now
Be over there when I get done, got there, knocked on the
She opened up the half naked, lookin' exquisite
mad 'cuz I ain't spoke to her since the last time a nigga hit it

She said, "Don't forget it since 'cause we only have 30 minutes"
'Fore her man came home for lunch, so I my nut and raised up with
minutes to spare, her man unaware, I saw him in traffic
Beeped the and threw a deuce in the air, yeah, I'm a playa

But I feel guilty 'bout cuttin' a
I counsellin' dog, 'cuz it's guilty as charged
because I felt victim to lust and
Knowin' all the while it was my cousin' girlfriend I had been
(Damn)

The court finds you as charged
sentence is PUI school
For pimpin' the influence, nigga
Next

Oh, we got us a repeat offender in the
Jenny Jones A.K.A.
Same ol' charge, in 8 states
yo story this time?

Oh yes, yo' honor I see we again
I have no representation now we begin?
I know you seen my face before but on my friend
It's niggas gettin' away with the same shit I did

I can't do no bid, I got a mortgage and my kids in a forest by the
And I drives a Royce in a porridge with dem grills
So you understand I was pay me some bills
When I was outta state while I was takin' a chill

Shootin' and a couple friends, spend a couple ends
Took the top off of the drop and let the bubble
Niggas got off in my knot and let them in
So I decided to put shit in my own hands

None of these hoes can me, only God judge me
man told me he love me and he flash money
My only crime just be livin' it filthy
So let me hear it on mo' time, not

Bailiff, take her into
Oh, no, not my
naw
Next

State vs. Velvet A.K.A. Ludacris
You bein' with impedin' ho traffic
too much time tryna fuck one hoe
How do you plead Mr.

Man, I'm the pimp of all pimps and y'all up short
Calm down I hold yo ass contempt of court
Ya honor, just be cool, let me approach bench
And seasonin' on yo ears on how I choked that beeutch

Well, did she you the pussy, mayn?
She certainly did I got empty cups in my car and my crib
She owe me sumthin', bitch betta me sumthin'
Wrap her legs around my waist and start to throw me

I'm simply the meanest, you at the stroke of a genius
The only verdict should be the subpoena uh this penis
No objections or appeals, let's cut us a
And I promise to tell the truth if my don't squeal

awfully cautious, said the jury makes her nauseous
And she said suck my dick if I dropped the charges
Oh, no, time to make ya kidneys shift but didn't you fuck her best
Oh, I the fifth

Yeah, that sound like shit you'll say
Ol' pimp ass
Due to of evidence, I'm droppin' the charges
let me see you in here again

Let be a lesson learned, if you don't know your player rules
You to violate the game and get sent away for a long, long time
never hate on a real player
It gon' get you nowhere, mayn

a lotta hoes out there player so
Ain't no for you to fuck ya best friend
Or ya or ya brother's girl
Get ya own bitch, mayn, you know I'm sayin'?

You around here
Violatin' player rules
You 'bout to get the book thrown at yo bitch ass
Fuckin' 'round in this

You what I'm sayin'?
all about the money, baby
If it ain't about the money, it about shit
To all you runnin' 'round here

Corny a motherfucker
Just tryna a bitch 'cuz you wanna get a nut off
Think that money first, mayn
What is that doin' for you?

What are you outta the situation?
give a bitch sumthin'
What you gon' give her sumthin' for, pussy?
It's trickin', mayn, don't be a
Be a pimp, nigga

Make that hoe pay you for thang you do
Every thang you do you gotta get money, all day, all night
I fuck a bitch for free
Just like I rap for free, motherfucker
Yeah, you know my word, beeutch