I was tired of my lady, we'd been too long. Like a recording, of a favorite song. So she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed. And in the personals column, there was letter I read:
"If you Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. If you're not into yoga, if you have a brain. If you like love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape. I'm the love you've looked for, write to me, and escape."
I think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean. But me and my old lady, had fallen into the same old routine. So I wrote to the paper, took out a ad. And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't bad.
"Yes, I like Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. I'm not much into food, I am into champagne. I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut all this red tape. At a bar O'Malley's, where we'll plan our escape."
So I waited with high hopes, then she in the place. I knew her in an instant, I knew the curve of her face. It was my own lovely lady, and she said, "Oh, you." And we laughed for a moment, and I said, "I knew"..
"That you liked Pina Coladas, and getting in the rain. And the feel of the ocean, and the of champagne. If you like making at midnight, in the dunes of the cape. You're the love that looked for, come with me, and escape."
"If you like Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. If not into yoga, if you have half a brain. If you like love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape. I'm the love you've looked for, come with me, and escape."