I was tired of my lady, been together too long. a worn-out recording, of a favorite song. So while she lay sleeping, I read the paper in bed. And in the personals column, there was letter I read:
"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting in the rain. If you're not into yoga, if you half a brain. If you like making love at midnight, in the of the cape. I'm the that you've looked for, write to me, and escape."
I didn't think about my lady, I know sounds kind of mean. But me and my old lady, had into the same old dull routine. So I wrote to the paper, took out a ad. And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't bad.
"Yes, I Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. I'm not much into health food, I am champagne. got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape. At a bar O'Malley's, where we'll plan our escape."
So I waited high hopes, then she walked in the place. I knew her smile in an instant, I the curve of her face. It was my own lovely lady, and she said, "Oh, you." And we for a moment, and I said, "I never knew"..
"That you Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. And the of the ocean, and the taste of champagne. If you like love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape. You're the love that I've for, come with me, and escape."
"If you like Pina Coladas, and caught in the rain. If not into yoga, if you have half a brain. If you like making love at midnight, in the of the cape. I'm the love that you've looked for, with me, and escape."