I was tired of my lady, we'd been too long. Like a worn-out recording, of a song. So while she lay there sleeping, I the paper in bed. And in the personals column, there was letter I read:
"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting in the rain. If you're not yoga, if you have half a brain. If you like making love at midnight, in the of the cape. I'm the love that you've looked for, to me, and escape."
I didn't think my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean. But me and my old lady, had into the same old dull routine. So I wrote to the paper, took out a ad. And though I'm nobody's poet, I it wasn't half bad.
"Yes, I like Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. I'm not much into food, I am into champagne. I've got to you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape. At a bar O'Malley's, where we'll plan our escape."
So I waited with high hopes, then she in the place. I knew her in an instant, I knew the curve of her face. It was my own lady, and she said, "Oh, it's you." And we laughed for a moment, and I said, "I knew"..
"That you liked Pina Coladas, and caught in the rain. And the feel of the ocean, and the of champagne. If you like making at midnight, in the dunes of the cape. the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape."
"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting in the rain. If not into yoga, if you have half a brain. If you making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape. I'm the love that you've looked for, with me, and escape."