I was tired of my lady, been together too long. a worn-out recording, of a favorite song. So she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed. And in the personals column, there was this I read:
"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting in the rain. If you're not into yoga, if you half a brain. If you like love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape. I'm the love that you've for, write to me, and escape."
I didn't think my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean. But me and my old lady, had into the same old dull routine. So I to the paper, took out a personal ad. And though I'm poet, I thought it wasn't half bad.
"Yes, I like Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. I'm not into health food, I am into champagne. I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all red tape. At a bar called O'Malley's, where we'll our escape."
So I waited with hopes, then she walked in the place. I her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face. It was my own lady, and she said, "Oh, it's you." And we laughed for a moment, and I said, "I knew"..
"That you liked Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. And the of the ocean, and the taste of champagne. If you like making love at midnight, in the of the cape. You're the love that looked for, come with me, and escape."
"If you like Pina Coladas, and caught in the rain. If you're not into yoga, if you have a brain. If you making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape. I'm the love that you've looked for, with me, and escape."