I was tired of my lady, we'd been too long. Like a recording, of a favorite song. So she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed. And in the personals column, there was this letter I
"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting in the rain. If you're not yoga, if you have half a brain. If you like love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape. I'm the love that you've looked for, to me, and escape."
I didn't think my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean. But me and my old lady, had fallen the same old dull routine. So I to the paper, took out a personal ad. And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't bad.
"Yes, I like Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. I'm not much into health food, I am champagne. got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape. At a bar called O'Malley's, we'll plan our escape."
So I waited high hopes, then she walked in the place. I knew her smile in an instant, I the curve of her face. It was my own lovely lady, and she said, "Oh, you." And we laughed for a moment, and I said, "I knew"..
"That you liked Pina Coladas, and getting in the rain. And the feel of the ocean, and the of champagne. If you like making at midnight, in the dunes of the cape. You're the love that I've looked for, come me, and escape."
"If you like Pina Coladas, and caught in the rain. If not into yoga, if you have half a brain. If you like making love at midnight, in the of the cape. I'm the love that looked for, come with me, and escape."