I was tired of my lady, we'd been too long. Like a recording, of a favorite song. So while she lay there sleeping, I the paper in bed. And in the personals column, there was letter I read:
"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting in the rain. If you're not into yoga, if you half a brain. If you making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape. I'm the that you've looked for, write to me, and escape."
I didn't about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean. But me and my old lady, had into the same old dull routine. So I to the paper, took out a personal ad. And though I'm poet, I thought it wasn't half bad.
"Yes, I like Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. I'm not much health food, I am into champagne. I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all red tape. At a bar called O'Malley's, we'll plan our escape."
So I waited high hopes, then she walked in the place. I knew her smile in an instant, I the curve of her face. It was my own lovely lady, and she said, "Oh, you." And we laughed for a moment, and I said, "I knew"..
"That you liked Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. And the feel of the ocean, and the of champagne. If you making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape. You're the love that I've for, come with me, and escape."
"If you Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. If not into yoga, if you have half a brain. If you making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape. I'm the love that looked for, come with me, and escape."