I was tired of my lady, been together too long. Like a worn-out recording, of a song. So she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed. And in the personals column, there was letter I read:
"If you like Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. If not into yoga, if you have half a brain. If you making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape. I'm the love that looked for, write to me, and escape."
I didn't think about my lady, I know sounds kind of mean. But me and my old lady, had fallen into the old dull routine. So I wrote to the paper, took out a ad. And though I'm nobody's poet, I it wasn't half bad.
"Yes, I Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. I'm not much into food, I am into champagne. I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all red tape. At a bar called O'Malley's, we'll plan our escape."
So I waited high hopes, then she walked in the place. I knew her in an instant, I knew the curve of her face. It was my own lady, and she said, "Oh, it's you." And we laughed for a moment, and I said, "I knew"..
"That you liked Pina Coladas, and caught in the rain. And the of the ocean, and the taste of champagne. If you like making love at midnight, in the of the cape. You're the love that I've looked for, with me, and escape."
"If you like Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. If you're not yoga, if you have half a brain. If you like making love at midnight, in the of the cape. I'm the love that you've for, come with me, and escape."