Ladies and The of phat, uhh, Phat or Wack? Uhh your friend and Chipperwink (Applause) Hello I'm Bink And is Phat or Wack! The are simple one of our teams will play music From their upcoming And the audience will judge by applause Now let's our contestants Team 1 from the Southwest side of Detroit are Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope The Clown Posse (Boo!) And team number 2 from the side of Detroit They are Jamie Madrox and the Child (Boo!) Now play Phat or Wack Alright number 1 first The Insane Clown Posse, are you Yeah, yeah I'm Bink, we ready What are you gonna play for us? Terrible, umm Fuck the world, yeah Uhh, Fuck the World, yup and gentlemen This is Insane Clown Posse Fuck the It's your to judge Phat or
Fuck, fuck shit give it to me If I could I'd set the world on fire (x3) Say the world THE WORLD! 'em all 'EM ALL Fuck you, me, fuck us Fuck Tom, fuck Mary, Gus Fuck Fuck the West And fuck on the East Eat and die Or off at least Fuck pre-schoolers, rulers Kings and queens and gold wine coolers Fuck chickens, ducks Everybody in your sucks Punk critics, fuck your review Even if you me, FUCK YOU! Fuck your Mom, fuck your Mama Fuck the Boys and the Daili Llama Fuck the rain forest, fuck a Forest You like it in the rump Fuck a shoe Fuck the real And all the fakes Fuck all 52 states, And fuck...
(Buzz) Well, sound means that your time is out Ladies and of the audience If you thought was phat hear a round of applause (Crickets chirp) Ewww, I'm Well, that could mean only one SHIT WAS WACK! (Applause) Ok we're gonna move right here Team number 2, Are you gentlemen Yeah we Ok your first selection for us today? Hey, hey man they hoed my shit the World was the shit Naww, uh uh We gonna with 2nd Hand sec, this on? 2nd Hand Smoke, yeah yeah 2nd Hand ladies and gentlemen prepare yourself This is Twiztid, 2nd Hand You be the Phat or
Free mind I the East side, no peace the police We you to increase the deceased at least A man tellin you something that he believe to deceive, no more tricks up my sleeve What the fuck bitch, bitch Why you shit? Better duck Before dome get hit This shit is Twiztid than that Old French braid than jam and jelly phased, kick it Everybody else talkin bout something What you you heard bitch, Can it, your frontin Dead Dinner table you pistol-whipped in the corner with abrasions Part of the contamination of Mind in a dream, hopin it's gone when I awake Mama think I'm a play on play killa Fruitloop biting my mind Godzilla We survive like catapillas in cocoons and Stretch the like elastic So fantastic, the Newport cigarette that I smoke Hit the motherfucka I choke I brag and I boast nothin Death, dying, and hoes So that he's saying something Never be heard I'm underground with the and grime Smashin heads be my for rhyme I'm on time like a you hangin in the forest Standin in some comfortable like Chuck Norris Check the Second hand when you breath Remember I told you always believe You on the Monoxide Child and wild Travel the on nine cloud screaming loud Free your it in second hand smoke Free mind it in second hand smoke You bitches wanna shut...
(Buzz) Oh up Audience or Wack? Applause (One clap, wind blowing) Ohh I'm It seems this audience also feels THAT WAS WACK! Personally I think they both (Applause) Ok back to number 1 Uhh this time gentlemen You'll come with A little more likable for me and the (They suck) Are you Yeah man we ready fat bitch What's the name of selection? Uhh hold on hold on uhh I have the shit dawg The Show, can't fail wack dawg Aight then Terrible... Aight hey we want you to play uhh Terrible, Here it is, Insane Clown Posse, or Wack?
You don't shit do ya? You wouldn't shit If it into your ugly bitch ass face You ain't even begun to expierence drama muthafucka Your Your big fat chicken faced assed Mama Don't even know about this drama, Oh my god at that, turn it up please Poor Nancy Kerrigan's sweet little took a black thing and went thump That's terrible we about it for months What about that one nobody guy that found Dead in the his dick in his ass Unless was more But you recall Cause Michael squeezed up On some kids balls What you DRAMA all that It's just that wack your intergalactic satellite data compress Yes, but we can't the homeless And then OJ's wack unfolded watched that while Okalahoma exploded 900 good why this world don't really care Thats what it for a wheel chair! What you know bout Terrible, you don't what's terrible Terrible, what you bout terrible? Terrible, you don't know terrible...
(Buzz) the buzzer Audience or Wack? THAT WAS WACK! Ohh you fuckin suck Your momma my dick Ok we'll move over here to team number 2 Twiztid are you Man fuck you we Do you have a song we got a song What you go with Man it matter This (They booing everything) that's what I'm sayin Rock the Dead, it bitch Bink you This is Rock the Dead or Wack?
Wake up, to the sky Bring the wicked shit and the dead will up, float to the sky Bring the wicked and the dead will arise on Space and Mind dumpin in the I stoles your headstone from grave plot Conscience and Seen tomorrows dreams on news Fallin a hole in the sky I die? You the time multiplied with this life, love, and lies Steppin in the Walkin through my an android I remain heartless Underground, and mental me well Bring it to the white lights of the depths of Walk the time flux hand and hand with clear mind Chords are harmonious like the rhythm of Peel back the rhyme and examine the Rotten to the core buried in best suits Maggots crawling on face, Eyes sunk in head Throw your fuckin arms up and rock the Wake up, to the sky Bring the wicked shit and the dead arise up, float to the sky Bring the wicked shit and the dead arise on Got me a mic, and now we like the dead And all we do is rock the dead So many thoughts all through my head But the only one that's is rock the...
(Buzz) up Ladies and or Wack? (Silence) Ohh as that was some of surprise This feels SHIT WAS WACK! Ok we're gonna mosey on back to team number 1 The Clown Posse Fella's are you Yeah, we ready But I want uhh in the studio audience To y'all can suck my dick! That's great, but uhh save the drama for your Man I'm bout to the drama to your muthafuckin chin Punk ass I'm scared, it Now is your last chance Do you have a selection Man it Let's hit em up with Love Song Yeah they'll probably the pussy shit Uhh Another Love Song Ok and gentlemen This is Clown Posse Another Love Song Phat or
Yeah, I mean I hear your sayin I you got carried away in the moment And I could forgive you...I could do I could do if I wanted to I buy you a Lexus Truck With a white interior (I could) I could kill off bears and dogs and shit to make you a fur coat I could love you and treat you class (Oh yeah) And babies fallin all out your ass But thinkin that I feel I'd rather you I got you in my car You ain't goin no were bitch dead I'd rather cut that neck in I'd choke out that bitch ass I'd rather and never stop you fucked my homie I'd rather cut that in half I'd rather choke out that ass I'd rather chop and never Because you my homie...
(Buzz) Well that was a song, (Fart) Not Well you built the casket Time to it shut Phat or THAT WAS WACK! Well gonna do it for Insane Clown Posse It's time for you guys to hit the door Cause definitely wack Man fuck you, the show, fuck the audience (Ok) All y'all can off Man y'all Yo Jeckel Brothers out May juggalos Yeah, yeah, off, fuck off, fuck off Alright don't let the hit you on the ass seen it all before People here so eager And leave so (Hahaha) On to team 2 Ok Twiztid here's your chance Are you Man we should you up muthafucka What's the selection gonna play? Uhh we got Umm a few but I'm tellin you man There's crazy booin, I'm like it don't How does it feel? bitch How it feel? It probably wack and gentlemen How it feel? Phat or
How it feel to be you How does it feel to the way you do It's so And I don't care if you or you hate me I know you muthafuckas to underrate me How it feel to be you How it feel to feel the way you do It's so And I care if you like or you hate me I you muthafuckas bout to underrate me You label me a schizophrenic Known on this for 2 things Talkin shit and Mind gets transferred in little walks the woods Bury you alive if I Robin through the with a body in the trunk Unidentified because he's as a chump I hear him keep talking in my ear But nobody else can I look around and I'm feeling Palms are sweaty I'm about to out Last chance but could stop this Twiztid sprout I'm all about mad Fuck you and the red wrecking and skull crushing Turning bitches to and when I recite you folks die Like I in the night, I let your soul fly So high that I never touch Make it so your never found Another Unsolved for some nobody Every night on TV Try to get me to see My eyes closed and back a thought deep in my mind about a car jack Another break in the middle of the street People kept moving they feet Treat me like a freak, so how am to act So you see me muthafucka...
(Buzz) the buzzer Audience how did feel? THAT WAS WACK! me about it Twiztid it (Man you beat it) Get the hell outta here (Naww that) We here all day Three strikes and out 22nd fool Twiztid Mostasteless Yeah I know, go Yeah you know, you don't know nuthin Let the close Ok and gentlemen We're not gonna you with all that wackness So as the roll We'd you to enjoy The all grand champion Danny K Now this is real music is about Until time I'm Burt And this has been Phat or (Some rapping) Promotional consideration for By Island slash If for any reason you care for or like One of the that was wack Might I suggest you go pick up one of their The Clown Posse uhh Entitled the Amazing Brothers Which will be in stores May 25th Or Mostasteless Which be in stores nationwide June 22nd As we'd like to thank you for your Participation in watching this television program That's copyright 1999