Ladies and The host of phat, uhh, or Wack? Uhh your and mine Bink (Applause) Hello I'm Bink And this is or Wack! The are simple Each one of our teams will play From their upcoming And the audience will judge by applause Now let's our contestants Team number 1 from the Southwest side of They are Violent J and Shaggy 2 The Clown Posse (Boo!) And team number 2 the East side of Detroit are Jamie Madrox and the Monoxide Child (Boo!) Now let's Phat or Wack Alright team 1 first The Insane Posse, are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready Bink, we ready What song are you gonna for us? Terrible, umm the world, yeah yeah Uhh, Bink the World, yup and gentlemen This is Insane Posse Fuck the World It's turn to judge or Wack?
Fuck, fuck shit Fuck it to me If I only could I'd set the on fire (x3) Say fuck the THE WORLD! 'em all 'EM ALL Fuck you, fuck me, us Fuck Tom, Mary, fuck Gus Dairius Fuck the West And fuck on the East Eat and die Or off at least Fuck pre-schoolers, rulers Kings and and gold jewelers Fuck wine Fuck chickens, ducks in your crew sucks Punk Fuck critics, your review Even if you like me, YOU! Fuck your Mom, fuck your Mom's the Beastie Boys and the Daili Llama Fuck the rain forest, fuck a Forest You probably like it in the Fuck a pump Fuck the deal And all the fakes Fuck all 52 states, And fuck...
(Buzz) Well, sound means that your time is out and gentlemen of the audience If you thought was phat let's hear a round of (Crickets chirp) Ewww, I'm Well, that mean only one thing SHIT WAS WACK! (Applause) Ok we're gonna move along here Team number 2, Are you ready? Yeah we Ok what's your first selection for us Hey, hey man just hoed my shit Fuck the was the shit Naww, uh uh We gonna come 2nd Hand sec, this on? 2nd Hand Smoke, yeah yeah 2nd Smoke ladies and gentlemen prepare yourself This is Twiztid, 2nd Smoke You be the or Wack?
Free your I represent the East side, no Fuck the We tell you to increase the deceased at A man tellin you something that he believe Practice to deceive, no more tricks up my the fuck bitch, chuck bitch Why you shit? duck bitch Before your get hit This shit is Twiztid than that Old French braid than jam and jelly phased, kick it Everybody else real bout something What you thought you bitch, Can it, cause your Dead Dinner conversations Leavin' you in the corner with abrasions of the contamination of Mind State Sleep in a dream, it's gone when I awake Mama think I'm a play on play killa Fruitloop biting my mind Godzilla We survive catapillas in cocoons and caskets Stretch the like elastic So fantastic, like the cigarette that I smoke Hit the motherfucka I choke I and I boast about nothin Death, dying, and fuckin So understand that he's something Never be I'm underground with the dirt and grime Smashin be my reason for rhyme I'm on time like a you hangin in the forest Standin in some comfortable shifts like Chuck Check the Second hand smoke when you Remember what I told you always You relieve on the Child and wild Travel the on nine cloud screaming loud Free your it in second hand smoke Free mind it in second hand smoke You phony bitches shut...
(Buzz) Oh up Audience Phat or Applause (One clap, then blowing) Ohh I'm It seems this audience also feels THAT WAS WACK! Personally I they both suck (Applause) Ok back to contestants 1 Uhh hopefully this time You'll with somethin A little more likable for me and the (They suck) Are you man c'mon Yeah we ready fat What's the name of your Uhh hold on hold on uhh I have the shit dawg The Shaggy Show, can't That's dawg Aight what? Terrible... Aight hey we want you to uhh Terrible, Bink Here it is, Insane Posse, Terrible or Wack?
You don't shit do ya? You wouldn't know If it into your ugly bitch ass face You ain't even begun to expierence drama Your Mama Your big fat chicken faced assed Mama Don't know about this drama, muthafucka Oh my god look at that, it up please Poor Kerrigan's sweet little knees Somebody a black thing and went thump That's we heard about it for months What about one nobody guy that they found Dead in the his dick in his ass Unless there was But you recall Michael Jackson squeezed up On some little balls What you consider Ain't all just that your wack With your intergalactic data compress Yes, but we feed the homeless And then OJ's story unfolded Everybody that while Okalahoma exploded 900 good reasons why this don't really care Thats it costs for a wheel chair! What you know bout Terrible, you know what's terrible Terrible, what you bout terrible? Terrible, you don't know terrible...
(Buzz) There's the Phat or Wack? THAT WAS WACK! Ohh you guys suck Your momma sucks my Ok we'll move over here to team number 2 are you ready? Man fuck you we Do you have a selected? we got a song What you wanna go Man it don't muthafucka (They booing everything) Yeah that's what I'm Rock the Dead, it Bink Bink you This is Twiztid the Dead or Wack?
Wake up, to the sky Bring the wicked shit and the dead arise up, float to the sky Bring the wicked shit and the dead arise on Space and Mind in the yard I stoles your from your grave plot Conscience and Seen tomorrows dreams on news through a hole in the sky Will I You know the time multiplied with this life, love, and Steppin in the Walkin through my Like an android I heartless Underground, and know me well it to the white lights of the depths of Hell Walk through the flux hand and hand with clear mind are harmonious like the rhythm of windchimes Peel the rhyme and examine the fruit Rotten to the buried in they best suits Maggots on they face, sunk in they head Throw your fuckin up and rock the dead Wake up, to the sky the wicked shit and the dead will arise Wake up, to the sky Bring the shit and the dead will arise on Got me a mic, and now we ache like the And all we do is rock the dead So thoughts runnin all through my head But the one that's clear is rock the...
(Buzz) up Ladies and Phat or (Silence) Ohh as that was some sort of This feels THAT WAS WACK! Ok gonna mosey on back over to team number 1 The Clown Posse are you ready? Yeah, yeah we But I want uhh in the studio audience To know y'all can my dick! great, but uhh save the drama for your momma Man I'm bout to bring the drama to your chin Punk ass I'm scared, it Now this is your chance Do you have a ready? Man it Let's hit em up with Love Song Yeah probably like the pussy shit Uhh Another Love bitch Ok ladies and This is Insane Clown Posse Love Song Phat or
Yeah, I mean I hear what your I mean you got carried away in the And I could forgive you...I could do I do anything if I wanted to I buy you a Lexus Truck With a leather interior (I could) I kill off some bears and dogs and shit to make you a fur coat I love you and treat you with class (Oh yeah) And have babies fallin all out ass But thinkin that I feel I'd rather you I got you in my car You goin no were bitch your dead I'd rather cut neck in half I'd choke out that bitch ass I'd chop and never stop you fucked my homie I'd rather cut that in half I'd rather choke out that ass I'd rather chop and never Because you my homie...
(Buzz) Well that was a song, (Fart) Not Well audience you the casket Time to nail it Phat or THAT WAS WACK! Well gonna do it for Insane Clown Posse It's time for you guys to hit the door Cause you're definitely Man fuck you, the show, fuck the audience (Ok) All can fuck off Man y'all Yo Jeckel Brothers out May juggalos Yeah, yeah, Fuck off, fuck off, off Alright let the door hit you on the ass seen it all before People here so eager And so bitter (Hahaha) On to number 2 Ok Twiztid here's your last Are you Man we should you up muthafucka What's the selection gonna play? Uhh we got Umm a few but I'm tellin you man There's crazy booin, I'm like it matter How does it feel? bitch How does it It feels wack and gentlemen How does it Phat or
How does it to be you How does it to feel the way you do It's so And I care if you like or you hate me I you muthafuckas bout to underrate me How does it to be you How does it to feel the way you do It's so And I don't care if you like or you me I know you bout to underrate me You label me a schizophrenic on this planet for 2 things Talkin and automatic Mind gets transferred in little walks through the you alive if I could Robin the hood with a body in the trunk Unidentified because he's known as a I hear him talking junk in my ear But nobody can hear I around and I'm feeling weird are sweaty I'm about to black out Last chance but nothing could stop Twiztid sprout I'm all about mad you and the red Martian Peon wrecking and crushing Turning bitches to dust and I recite you folks die Like I creep in the night, I let soul fly So high that I never touch Make it so your bodies never Unsolved Mystery Looking for some Every single on TV Try to get me to see My eyes closed and back Holdin a thought deep in my mind about a car Another break down in the middle of the just kept moving they feet Treat me like a freak, so how am to act So you see me muthafucka...
(Buzz) There's the Audience how did feel? THAT WAS WACK! me about it Twiztid beat it (Man you it) Get the hell outta here (Naww that) We been all day strikes and your out June fool Twiztid Mostasteless Yeah I know, go you know, you don't know nuthin bitch Let the door Ok ladies and We're not gonna leave you with all that So as the roll We'd you to enjoy The all grand champion Danny K Now is what real music is about next time I'm Burt And this has been Phat or (Some rapping) consideration paid for By Island slash If for any reason you care for or like One of the that was wack Might I you go pick up one of their albums The Insane Clown uhh Entitled the Jeckel Brothers Which will be in nationwide May 25th Or Mostasteless will be in stores nationwide June 22nd As always we'd to thank you for your Participation in watching this fine television program copyright 1999