Ladies and The of phat, uhh, Phat or Wack? Uhh friend and mine Bink (Applause) Hello I'm Bink And is Phat or Wack! The rules are Each one of our teams will play From their album And the studio audience will by applause Now let's meet our Team number 1 from the Southwest of Detroit They are J and Shaggy 2 Dope The Insane Posse (Boo!) And number 2 from the East side of Detroit They are Madrox and the Monoxide Child (Boo!) Now let's Phat or Wack team number 1 first The Insane Clown Posse, are you Yeah, yeah I'm Bink, we ready What are you gonna play for us? Terrible, umm Fuck the world, yeah Uhh, Fuck the World, yup Ladies and This is Insane Clown Posse the World It's your turn to Phat or
Fuck, fuck shit Fuck it to me If I only I'd set the world on fire (x3) Say the world THE WORLD! 'em all 'EM ALL Fuck you, me, fuck us Fuck Tom, Mary, fuck Gus Fuck the West coast And everybody on the East Eat and die Or fuck off at Fuck pre-schoolers, rulers Kings and and gold jewelers Fuck coolers Fuck chickens, ducks in your crew sucks Punk Fuck critics, fuck your Even if you like me, YOU! Fuck your Mom, fuck your Mom's the Beastie Boys and the Daili Llama Fuck the rain forest, a Forest Gump You probably like it in the Fuck a shoe the real deal And fuck all the Fuck all 52 states, And fuck...
(Buzz) Well, that sound means that your is out Ladies and gentlemen of the If you thought was phat let's hear a round of (Crickets chirp) Ewww, I'm Well, that mean only one thing THAT WAS WACK! (Applause) Ok we're gonna right along here Team 2, Twiztid Are you gentlemen Yeah we Ok what's your first for us today? Hey, hey man just hoed my shit the World was the shit Naww, uh uh We gonna come with 2nd Hand sec, on? 2nd Hand Smoke, yeah yeah 2nd Hand Alright ladies and prepare yourself This is Twiztid, 2nd Hand You be the Phat or
Free your I the East side, no peace the police We you to increase the deceased at least A grown man tellin you that he believe Practice to deceive, no more up my sleeve What the fuck bitch, bitch Why you talkin Better bitch your dome get hit This shit is Twiztid deeper than Old French braid than jam and jelly phased, kick it Everybody else talkin bout something What you thought you bitch, Can it, your frontin wrong Dinner conversations you pistol-whipped in the corner with abrasions Part of the contamination of Mind Sleep in a dream, hopin it's gone when I Mama think I'm a play on serial killa Fruitloop biting my mind like We like catapillas in cocoons and caskets the industry like elastic So fantastic, like the Newport that I smoke Hit the till I choke I brag and I boast about Death, dying, and hoes So that he's saying something Never be heard I'm with the dirt and grime Smashin heads be my reason for I'm on like a motherfucka you hangin in the forest Standin in comfortable shifts like Chuck Norris Check the Second smoke when you breath Remember what I told you always You relieve on the Child and wild Travel the world on cloud screaming loud Free mind Breath it in second hand Free mind Breath it in second hand You phony wanna shut...
(Buzz) Oh up Audience or Wack? Applause (One clap, wind blowing) Ohh I'm It seems this audience also feels THAT WAS WACK! Personally I think they suck (Applause) Ok back to number 1 Uhh hopefully this time come with somethin A little more likable for me and the (They suck) Are you man c'mon Yeah we fat bitch What's the of your selection? Uhh hold on hold on uhh I have the bomb shit The Shaggy Show, can't wack dawg Aight what? Terrible... Aight hey we want you to uhh Terrible, Bink Here it is, Clown Posse, Terrible Phat or
You don't know do ya? You wouldn't shit If it ripped your ugly bitch ass face You ain't even begun to expierence drama muthafucka Your Your big fat chicken faced assed Mama Don't even know about this drama, Oh my god look at that, turn it up Poor Nancy Kerrigan's sweet little took a black thing and went thump That's terrible we heard about it for What about that one nobody guy they found Dead in the his dick in his ass Unless there was But you recall Michael Jackson squeezed up On some little kids What you DRAMA all that It's just that wack your intergalactic satellite data compress Yes, but we can't feed the And then OJ's wack unfolded Everybody watched that while Okalahoma 900 reasons why this world don't really care what it costs for a wheel chair! What you bout terrible? Terrible, you don't know terrible Terrible, you know bout terrible? Terrible, you don't what's terrible...
(Buzz) There's the Audience Phat or SHIT WAS WACK! Ohh you fuckin suck Your momma my dick Ok we'll move back over here to number 2 are you ready? Man you we ready Do you have a selected? we got a song What you go with Man it don't muthafucka (They booing everything) Yeah that's I'm sayin the Dead, fuck it Bink Bink you This is Rock the Dead Phat or
Wake up, to the sky Bring the wicked shit and the dead will up, float to the sky Bring the wicked shit and the dead will on Space and Mind dumpin in the I stoles your headstone from your plot and confused Seen tomorrows on tonights news Fallin through a in the sky I die? You know the multiplied with this life, love, and lies in the darkness Walkin through my Like an android I heartless Underground, and mental me well Bring it to the white lights of the of Hell Walk through the flux hand and hand with clear mind are harmonious like the rhythm of windchimes Peel back the and examine the fruit Rotten to the core buried in best suits crawling on they face, Eyes in they head Throw your fuckin up and rock the dead Wake up, to the sky the wicked shit and the dead will arise Wake up, to the sky Bring the wicked and the dead will arise on Got me a mic, and now we like the dead And all we do is rock the dead So many thoughts runnin all through my But the one that's clear is rock the...
(Buzz) up Ladies and Phat or (Silence) Ohh as that was some of surprise This feels THAT WAS WACK! Ok we're mosey on back over to team number 1 The Insane Clown Fella's are you Yeah, we ready But I want uhh everyone in the studio To know y'all can my dick! That's great, but uhh save the for your momma Man I'm bout to bring the drama to your chin ass bitch I'm scared, it Now is your last chance Do you a selection ready? Man it Let's hit em up with Another Song Yeah they'll probably like the pussy Uhh Another Song bitch Ok ladies and This is Clown Posse Another Love Song Phat or
Yeah, I mean I hear what sayin I you got carried away in the moment And I could forgive you...I could do I could do if I wanted to I could buy you a Truck With a white interior (I could) I could kill off some bears and and shit Just to make you a fur I love you and treat you with class (Oh yeah) And have babies all out your ass But about that I feel I'd rather you I got you in my car You ain't no were bitch your dead I'd cut that neck in half I'd rather choke out that ass I'd chop and never stop Because you my homie I'd rather cut neck in half I'd choke out that bitch ass I'd rather chop and stop Because you my homie...
(Buzz) Well was a good song, (Fart) Not Well audience you built the to nail it shut Phat or SHIT WAS WACK! Well that's gonna do it for Insane Posse It's time for you guys to hit the door Cause you're wack Man fuck you, fuck the show, fuck the (Ok) All can fuck off Man fuck Yo Jeckel out May 25th juggalos Yeah, yeah, Fuck off, off, fuck off Alright don't let the hit you on the ass We've it all before come here so eager And so bitter (Hahaha) On to team 2 Ok here's your last chance Are you Man we fuck you up muthafucka What's the selection you're gonna Uhh we got Umm there's a few but I'm you man There's booin, crazy I'm like it don't How does it feel? bitch How it feel? It probably feels Ladies and How does it Phat or
How does it to be you How does it to feel the way you do It's so And I don't care if you like or you me I know you bout to underrate me How does it to be you How does it to feel the way you do so decisive And I don't care if you or you hate me I you muthafuckas bout to underrate me You label me a paranoid Known on this for 2 things Talkin shit and Mind gets transferred in little walks through the you alive if I could Robin through the hood a body in the trunk Unidentified he's known as a chump I him keep talking junk in my ear But else can hear I around and I'm feeling weird Palms are sweaty I'm about to out Last chance but nothing could stop this Twiztid I'm all about mad you and the red Martian Peon wrecking and skull Turning bitches to dust and I recite you folks die Like I creep in the night, I let soul fly So that I never touch ground it so your bodies never found Another Mystery Looking for some Every night on TV Try to get me to see My eyes closed and rolled Holdin a thought deep in my mind a car jack Another break down in the middle of the People just kept they feet me like a freak, so how am supposed to act So you see me muthafucka...
(Buzz) There's the how did that feel? THAT WAS WACK! me about it Twiztid beat it (Man you it) Get the hell here (Naww fuck that) We been all day strikes and your out June fool Twiztid Mostasteless Yeah I know, go Yeah you know, you know nuthin bitch Let the door Ok and gentlemen We're not gonna leave you with all that So as the credits We'd you to enjoy The all time grand champion K Now this is what music is about next time I'm Chipperwolf And this has Phat or Wack (Some rapping) Promotional consideration for By Island slash If for any reason you should for or like One of the groups was wack Might I you go pick up one of their albums The Insane Clown uhh Entitled the Jeckel Brothers will be in stores nationwide May 25th Or Twiztid Which will be in stores nationwide 22nd As we'd like to thank you for your Participation in watching this fine television That's copyright 1999