Ladies and The of phat, uhh, Phat or Wack? Uhh your friend and Chipperwink (Applause) Hello I'm Bink And this is or Wack! The are simple Each one of our teams play music From their album And the studio will judge by applause Now meet our contestants Team number 1 from the side of Detroit They are J and Shaggy 2 Dope The Clown Posse (Boo!) And team 2 from the East side of Detroit They are Jamie Madrox and the Monoxide (Boo!) Now let's play Phat or Alright team 1 first The Insane Posse, are you ready? Yeah, yeah I'm ready Bink, we What are you gonna play for us? Terrible, umm the world, yeah yeah Uhh, Fuck the World, yup and gentlemen This is Insane Posse Fuck the World It's your turn to or Wack?
Fuck, fuck that give it to me If I only could I'd set the world on (x3) Say the world THE WORLD! 'em all 'EM ALL Fuck you, fuck me, us Fuck Tom, fuck Mary, Gus Dairius Fuck the coast And everybody on the East Eat and die Or off at least Fuck pre-schoolers, fuck and queens and gold jewelers Fuck wine Fuck chickens, fuck in your crew sucks Punk critics, fuck your review Even if you like me, YOU! Fuck your Mom, fuck Mom's Mama Fuck the Beastie Boys and the Llama Fuck the rain forest, a Forest Gump You like it in the rump Fuck a shoe Fuck the deal And fuck all the all 52 states, oooh And fuck...
(Buzz) Well, that sound means your time is out Ladies and of the audience If you thought was phat let's hear a of applause (Crickets chirp) Ewww, I'm Well, could mean only one thing THAT WAS WACK! (Applause) Ok gonna move right along here number 2, Twiztid Are you ready? we straight Ok what's your selection for us today? Hey, hey man they just my shit Fuck the World was the Naww, uh uh We gonna come with 2nd sec, this on? 2nd Hand Smoke, yeah yeah 2nd Hand Alright ladies and prepare yourself This is Twiztid, 2nd Smoke You be the or Wack?
Free your I represent the East side, no the police We tell you to the deceased at least A grown man tellin you something that he Practice to deceive, no more up my sleeve What the fuck bitch, chuck Why you talkin Better bitch your dome get hit This shit is deeper than that Old French braid Stickier than jam and jelly phased, it Everybody else real bout something What you you heard bitch, Can it, cause frontin wrong Dinner table Leavin' you in the corner with abrasions Part of the contamination of Mind in a dream, hopin it's gone when I awake Mama I'm a play on play serial killa Fruitloop biting my like Godzilla We like catapillas in cocoons and caskets the industry like elastic So fantastic, like the Newport cigarette I smoke Hit the motherfucka till I I and I boast about nothin Death, dying, and fuckin So understand that he's saying Never be heard I'm underground with the and grime Smashin be my reason for rhyme I'm on time a motherfucka Leavin you in the forest Standin in some comfortable like Chuck Norris the chorus Second hand smoke when you Remember what I told you always You relieve on the Monoxide and wild Travel the world on cloud screaming loud Free mind Breath it in second hand Free your it in second hand smoke You bitches wanna shut...
(Buzz) Oh up Phat or Wack? Applause (One clap, then blowing) Ohh I'm It seems this audience also feels THAT WAS WACK! Personally I think they suck (Applause) Ok back to number 1 Uhh this time gentlemen You'll come somethin A little more for me and the audience (They suck) Are you Yeah man Yeah we ready fat What's the name of selection? Uhh hold on hold on uhh I have the bomb dawg The Shaggy Show, can't That's wack Aight what? Terrible... Aight hey we want you to uhh Terrible, Bink it is, Insane Clown Posse, Terrible Phat or
You don't shit do ya? You wouldn't shit If it ripped into ugly bitch ass face You ain't even begun to expierence drama muthafucka Your Your muthafuckin big fat chicken faced assed Don't even know this drama, muthafucka Oh my god look at that, it up please Poor Nancy sweet little knees Somebody took a black and went thump That's terrible we heard about it for What about that one nobody guy that they in the grass With his in his ass Unless was more But you recall Cause Jackson squeezed up On some kids balls you consider DRAMA Ain't all It's just that wack With your satellite data compress Yes, but we can't feed the And then OJ's wack unfolded Everybody watched while Okalahoma exploded 900 good reasons why this world really care Thats it costs for a wheel chair! What you bout terrible? Terrible, you don't know what's Terrible, what you know bout Terrible, you don't know terrible...
(Buzz) There's the Audience Phat or SHIT WAS WACK! Ohh you guys fuckin Your momma sucks my Ok we'll move back over to team number 2 Twiztid are you Man you we ready Do you have a selected? Yeah we got a What you wanna go Man it don't muthafucka (They booing everything) Yeah that's what I'm the Dead, fuck it Bink bitch you This is Twiztid Rock the or Wack?
Wake up, to the sky Bring the wicked shit and the will arise up, float to the sky Bring the wicked shit and the dead arise on Space and dumpin in the yard I stoles your from your grave plot Conscience and Seen dreams on tonights news Fallin through a in the sky I die? You know the time multiplied with life, love, and lies in the darkness Walkin my conscience Like an I remain heartless Underground, and mental me well Bring it to the white of the depths of Hell Walk through the time flux hand and hand with mind Chords are harmonious the rhythm of windchimes Peel the rhyme and examine the fruit Rotten to the core in they best suits Maggots on they face, sunk in they head Throw fuckin arms up and rock the dead up, float to the sky Bring the wicked shit and the dead will up, float to the sky Bring the wicked shit and the dead arise on Got me a mic, and now we like the dead And all we do is rock the dead So many thoughts runnin all my head But the only one that's clear is the...
(Buzz) up Ladies and or Wack? (Silence) Ohh as that was some sort of This feels SHIT WAS WACK! Ok we're gonna mosey on over to team number 1 The Insane Clown are you ready? Yeah, we ready But I want uhh everyone in the studio To know y'all can my dick! That's great, but uhh save the drama for your Man I'm bout to bring the drama to your chin ass bitch I'm scared, it Now this is last chance Do you have a selection Man it Let's hit em up Another Love Song Yeah they'll probably like the shit Uhh Love Song bitch Ok ladies and This is Clown Posse Another Love Song or Wack?
Yeah, I mean I what your sayin I mean you got away in the moment And I could forgive you...I could do I do anything if I wanted to I could buy you a Truck a white leather interior (I could) I could kill off bears and dogs and shit Just to you a fur coat I love you and treat you with class (Oh yeah) And have babies all out your ass But thinkin about I I'd rather kill you I got you in my car You goin no were bitch your dead I'd rather cut that in half I'd rather choke out bitch ass I'd chop and never stop you fucked my homie I'd rather cut that neck in I'd rather choke out that ass I'd chop and never stop you fucked my homie...
(Buzz) Well was a good song, (Fart) Not Well audience you the casket to nail it shut Phat or THAT WAS WACK! Well that's gonna do it for Insane Clown Posse It's time for you to hit the door Cause you're definitely Man fuck you, the show, fuck the audience (Ok) All can fuck off Man y'all Yo Jeckel Brothers out May juggalos Yeah, yeah, Fuck off, fuck off, off don't let the door hit you on the ass We've seen it all come here so eager And so bitter (Hahaha) On to team 2 Ok Twiztid here's your chance Are you Man we fuck you up Negative What's the selection you're gonna Uhh we got Umm there's a few but I'm you man There's crazy booin, I'm like it don't How does it feel? Bink How it feel? It probably wack Ladies and How it feel? or Wack?
How it feel to be you How does it feel to the way you do It's so And I don't if you like or you hate me I you muthafuckas bout to underrate me How does it to be you How does it to feel the way you do It's so And I don't care if you like or you me I know you muthafuckas to underrate me You me a paranoid schizophrenic Known on this planet for 2 shit and automatic Mind transferred in little walks through the woods Bury you alive if I Robin through the with a body in the trunk because he's known as a chump I hear him talking junk in my ear But else can hear I around and I'm feeling weird Palms are sweaty I'm about to out chance but nothing could stop this Twiztid sprout I'm all about mad you and the red Martian Peon wrecking and crushing Turning bitches to dust and when I you folks die Like I in the night, I let your soul fly So high that I touch ground Make it so your never found Another Unsolved Looking for nobody Every night on TV Try to get me to see My eyes closed and back a thought deep in my mind about a car jack Another break down in the middle of the just kept moving they feet Treat me like a freak, so how am to act So you see me muthafucka...
(Buzz) There's the how did that feel? THAT WAS WACK! Tell me it Twiztid it (Man you beat it) Get the hell outta here (Naww that) We here all day Three and your out June 22nd fool Twiztid Yeah I know, go Yeah you know, you don't know nuthin Let the close Ok and gentlemen We're not gonna leave you all that wackness So as the roll We'd like you to The all grand champion Danny K Now this is what music is about Until time I'm Burt And this has Phat or Wack (Some rapping) Promotional paid for By Island slash If for any reason you should care for or One of the that was wack Might I suggest you go up one of their albums The Insane Clown uhh Entitled the Jeckel Brothers Which be in stores nationwide May 25th Or Twiztid Which will be in nationwide June 22nd As always like to thank you for your in watching this fine television program That's copyright 1999