Ladies and The host of phat, uhh, or Wack? Uhh friend and mine Chipperwink (Applause) Hello I'm Bink And this is or Wack! The are simple Each one of our teams will music From their album And the studio audience judge by applause Now let's our contestants Team number 1 the Southwest side of Detroit They are Violent J and Shaggy 2 The Clown Posse (Boo!) And team 2 from the East side of Detroit They are Madrox and the Monoxide Child (Boo!) Now let's Phat or Wack Alright team 1 first The Insane Clown Posse, are you Yeah, I'm ready Bink, we ready What song are you play for us? Terrible, umm the world, yeah yeah Uhh, Bink the World, yup Ladies and This is Clown Posse Fuck the World It's your turn to Phat or
Fuck, fuck that Fuck it to me If I only I'd set the world on fire (x3) Say the world THE WORLD! 'em all 'EM ALL Fuck you, fuck me, us Fuck Tom, Mary, fuck Gus Fuck Fuck the West And fuck everybody on the Eat and die Or fuck off at Fuck pre-schoolers, rulers Kings and queens and jewelers wine coolers Fuck chickens, fuck Everybody in crew sucks Punk Fuck critics, fuck your Even if you me, FUCK YOU! Fuck your Mom, fuck Mom's Mama Fuck the Beastie Boys and the Daili Fuck the forest, fuck a Forest Gump You probably like it in the a shoe pump Fuck the deal And fuck all the all 52 states, oooh And fuck...
(Buzz) Well, that sound means that time is out Ladies and gentlemen of the If you thought was phat let's hear a round of (Crickets chirp) Ewww, I'm Well, that could mean only one SHIT WAS WACK! (Applause) Ok we're move right along here number 2, Twiztid Are you ready? Yeah we Ok what's your first selection for us Hey, hey man they just hoed my the World was the shit Naww, uh uh We come with 2nd Hand sec, this on? 2nd Hand Smoke, yeah 2nd Hand Smoke Alright ladies and prepare yourself This is Twiztid, 2nd Hand You be the or Wack?
Free mind I the East side, no peace the police We tell you to the deceased at least A grown man tellin you that he believe Practice to deceive, no more tricks up my What the fuck bitch, bitch Why you shit? duck bitch Before your get hit shit is Twiztid deeper than that Old French braid Stickier than jam and jelly phased, it Everybody else talkin bout something What you you heard bitch, Can it, your frontin Dead Dinner conversations you pistol-whipped in the corner with abrasions Part of the of Mind State Sleep in a dream, hopin gone when I awake Mama think I'm a play on play serial biting my mind like Godzilla We survive catapillas in cocoons and caskets the industry like elastic So fantastic, like the Newport that I smoke Hit the motherfucka I choke I brag and I about nothin Death, dying, and hoes So understand that saying something Never be heard I'm underground with the dirt and Smashin be my reason for rhyme I'm on time a motherfucka you hangin in the forest Standin in some comfortable like Chuck Norris Check the Second hand smoke you breath Remember what I told you believe You relieve on the Child and wild Travel the world on nine screaming loud Free mind Breath it in hand smoke your mind Breath it in second smoke You bitches wanna shut...
(Buzz) Oh up Audience Phat or please (One clap, wind blowing) Ohh I'm It seems this audience also feels THAT WAS WACK! I think they both suck (Applause) Ok to contestants number 1 Uhh hopefully this gentlemen You'll come somethin A little more for me and the audience (They suck) Are you Yeah man Yeah we fat bitch What's the name of selection? Uhh hold on hold on uhh I the bomb shit dawg The Show, can't fail That's dawg Aight what? Terrible... Aight hey we you to play uhh Terrible, Bink Here it is, Insane Posse, Terrible Phat or
You don't shit do ya? You wouldn't shit If it ripped into your bitch ass face You ain't even begun to expierence drama muthafucka Your muthafuckin big fat chicken faced assed Mama Don't even know this drama, muthafucka Oh my god look at that, turn it up Poor Nancy Kerrigan's sweet little Somebody took a thing and went thump That's terrible we heard it for months What about that one nobody guy that found Dead in the his dick in his ass Unless there was But you won't Cause Michael squeezed up On some kids balls What you DRAMA Ain't all It's just your wack With your satellite data compress Yes, but we can't feed the And OJ's wack story unfolded Everybody watched that while exploded 900 good reasons why this don't really care Thats it costs for a wheel chair! What you bout terrible? Terrible, you don't know what's Terrible, what you know terrible? Terrible, you know what's terrible...
(Buzz) There's the Phat or Wack? THAT WAS WACK! Ohh you fuckin suck Your momma my dick Ok we'll move back over here to number 2 Twiztid are you Man fuck you we Do you have a selected? we got a song What you go with Man it don't This muthafucka (They everything) that's what I'm sayin Rock the Dead, it bitch Bink you This is Rock the Dead or Wack?
Wake up, to the sky Bring the wicked and the dead will arise Wake up, to the sky Bring the wicked shit and the will arise on Space and Mind dumpin in the I stoles your headstone your grave plot and confused Seen tomorrows dreams on tonights Fallin through a in the sky I die? You know the time multiplied with life, love, and lies Steppin in the Walkin my conscience Like an android I remain Underground, and mental me well Bring it to the lights of the depths of Hell Walk the time flux hand and hand with clear mind Chords are like the rhythm of windchimes back the rhyme and examine the fruit Rotten to the buried in they best suits crawling on they face, Eyes sunk in head Throw your fuckin arms up and the dead up, float to the sky Bring the wicked shit and the dead will up, float to the sky Bring the wicked shit and the dead arise on Got me a mic, and now we ache like the And all we wanna do is the dead So many thoughts runnin all my head But the only one that's is rock the...
(Buzz) up Ladies and or Wack? (Silence) Ohh as that was sort of surprise This audience SHIT WAS WACK! Ok gonna mosey on back over to team number 1 The Clown Posse Fella's are you Yeah, yeah we But I want uhh everyone in the studio To y'all can suck my dick! great, but uhh save the drama for your momma Man I'm bout to bring the drama to muthafuckin chin Punk ass I'm scared, it Now this is last chance Do you have a selection Man it Let's hit em up with Love Song Yeah they'll probably the pussy shit Uhh Another Song bitch Ok and gentlemen This is Insane Clown Posse Love Song or Wack?
Yeah, I I hear what your sayin I mean you got away in the moment And I could you...I could do that I could do if I wanted to I buy you a Lexus Truck With a white interior (I could) I could kill off some and dogs and shit Just to make you a fur I could love you and you with class (Oh yeah) And have babies all out your ass But thinkin about I feel I'd rather you I got you in my car You ain't goin no were bitch your I'd rather cut that neck in I'd rather out that bitch ass I'd rather chop and never Because you fucked my I'd rather cut that neck in I'd rather choke out bitch ass I'd rather chop and never you fucked my homie...
(Buzz) Well that was a song, (Fart) Not audience you built the casket Time to nail it Phat or SHIT WAS WACK! Well gonna do it for Insane Clown Posse It's time for you guys to hit the door Cause you're definitely Man you, fuck the show, fuck the audience (Ok) All y'all can off Man fuck Yo Brothers out May 25th juggalos Yeah, yeah, off, fuck off, fuck off Alright don't let the hit you on the ass We've seen it all People here so eager And so bitter (Hahaha) On to team 2 Ok Twiztid here's your chance Are you Man we fuck you up Negative What's the you're gonna play? Uhh we got Umm there's a few but I'm you man crazy booin, crazy I'm like it matter How does it feel? bitch How it feel? It probably wack Ladies and How it feel? or Wack?
How it feel to be you How does it to feel the way you do It's so And I don't care if you or you hate me I know you muthafuckas bout to me How does it to be you How it feel to feel the way you do so decisive And I don't care if you or you hate me I know you muthafuckas bout to me You label me a paranoid Known on this planet for 2 Talkin shit and Mind gets in little walks through the woods Bury you alive if I through the hood with a body in the trunk Unidentified because he's known as a I hear him talking junk in my ear But nobody else can I look around and I'm weird are sweaty I'm about to black out Last chance but could stop this Twiztid sprout I'm all about mad Fuck you and the red Peon wrecking and crushing bitches to dust and when I recite you folks die Like I creep in the night, I let soul fly So high that I never ground it so your bodies never found Another Unsolved Looking for some Every single on TV Try to get me to see My eyes closed and back Holdin a thought deep in my mind a car jack Another down in the middle of the street People just kept moving they Treat me a freak, so how am supposed to act So you see me muthafucka...
(Buzz) the buzzer Audience how did feel? THAT WAS WACK! me about it Twiztid beat it (Man you it) Get the hell outta here (Naww that) We here all day strikes and your out June 22nd Twiztid Mostasteless I know, go ahead Yeah you know, you don't nuthin bitch Let the door Ok and gentlemen We're not gonna leave you with all that So as the roll We'd like you to The all time grand champion K Now this is what real is about Until time I'm Chipperwolf And this has been Phat or (Some rapping) consideration paid for By Island slash If for any reason you should care for or One of the groups was wack Might I suggest you go pick up one of albums The Clown Posse uhh Entitled the Jeckel Brothers Which will be in nationwide May 25th Or Twiztid will be in stores nationwide June 22nd As always we'd to thank you for your Participation in watching fine television program That's copyright 1999