Ladies and The host of phat, uhh, Phat or Uhh your and mine Bink (Applause) everybody I'm Bink And is Phat or Wack! The are simple Each one of our teams will music their upcoming album And the studio will judge by applause Now let's our contestants Team 1 from the Southwest side of Detroit are Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope The Clown Posse (Boo!) And team 2 from the East side of Detroit They are Jamie Madrox and the Monoxide (Boo!) Now let's play or Wack Alright team number 1 The Insane Posse, are you ready? Yeah, yeah I'm Bink, we ready song are you gonna play for us? Terrible, umm Fuck the world, yeah Uhh, Fuck the World, yup and gentlemen This is Insane Clown Fuck the World It's turn to judge or Wack?
Fuck, fuck shit give it to me If I only could I'd set the world on (x3) Say fuck the THE WORLD! 'em all 'EM ALL Fuck you, fuck me, us Tom, fuck Mary, fuck Gus Fuck the West coast And everybody on the East Eat and die Or off at least Fuck pre-schoolers, rulers Kings and and gold jewelers wine coolers Fuck chickens, fuck Everybody in your crew Punk critics, fuck your review Even if you like me, YOU! Fuck your Mom, fuck Mom's Mama the Beastie Boys and the Daili Llama Fuck the rain forest, fuck a Forest You probably it in the rump Fuck a shoe the real deal And all the fakes Fuck all 52 states, And fuck...
(Buzz) Well, that means that your time is out and gentlemen of the audience If you thought was phat let's hear a round of (Crickets chirp) Ewww, I'm Well, that could mean one thing SHIT WAS WACK! (Applause) Ok we're gonna move right here number 2, Twiztid Are you ready? Yeah we Ok your first selection for us today? Hey, hey man they just hoed my Fuck the was the shit Naww, uh uh We gonna come with 2nd Hand sec, on? 2nd Hand Smoke, yeah yeah 2nd Smoke Alright and gentlemen prepare yourself is Twiztid, 2nd Hand Smoke You be the Phat or
Free mind I represent the side, no peace the police We tell you to the deceased at least A grown man tellin you that he believe Practice to deceive, no more tricks up my What the fuck bitch, chuck Why you talkin duck bitch Before your get hit This shit is Twiztid than that Old French braid Stickier jam and jelly phased, kick it Everybody real talkin bout something you thought you heard bitch, Can it, cause frontin Dead table conversations Leavin' you in the corner with abrasions of the contamination of Mind State Sleep in a dream, it's gone when I awake Mama think I'm a on play serial killa Fruitloop my mind like Godzilla We survive catapillas in cocoons and caskets Stretch the like elastic So fantastic, like the Newport cigarette I smoke Hit the motherfucka I choke I brag and I about nothin Death, dying, and fuckin So understand that saying something Never be heard I'm underground with the and grime heads be my reason for rhyme I'm on time a motherfucka Leavin you hangin in the Standin in some comfortable shifts like Chuck Check the Second hand when you breath what I told you always believe You relieve on the Child and wild Travel the world on nine screaming loud Free mind Breath it in hand smoke Free mind it in second hand smoke You phony bitches shut...
(Buzz) Oh up Phat or Wack? Applause (One clap, then blowing) Ohh I'm It seems that audience also feels THAT WAS WACK! Personally I think they suck (Applause) Ok to contestants number 1 Uhh this time gentlemen You'll with somethin A little more for me and the audience (They suck) Are you Yeah man Yeah we fat bitch What's the name of your Uhh hold on on uhh I have the bomb shit dawg The Shaggy Show, can't That's dawg Aight then Terrible... Aight hey we want you to play uhh Terrible, it is, Insane Clown Posse, Terrible Phat or
You don't know do ya? You know shit If it ripped your ugly bitch ass face You ain't even begun to expierence muthafucka Your Mama Your muthafuckin big fat faced assed Mama Don't know about this drama, muthafucka Oh my god look at that, it up please Poor Nancy Kerrigan's little knees Somebody took a black thing and went That's we heard about it for months What about that one nobody guy they found Dead in the With his in his ass Unless was more But you recall Cause Michael squeezed up On some kids balls What you DRAMA all that It's just that wack With intergalactic satellite data compress Yes, but we feed the homeless And then OJ's wack unfolded watched that while Okalahoma exploded 900 good reasons why this world don't care Thats what it for a wheel chair! you know bout terrible? Terrible, you know what's terrible Terrible, you know bout terrible? Terrible, you know what's terrible...
(Buzz) There's the Audience Phat or THAT WAS WACK! Ohh you guys suck momma sucks my dick Ok we'll move back over here to team 2 Twiztid are you Man you we ready Do you have a selected? we got a song What you go with Man it matter This muthafucka (They everything) that's what I'm sayin Rock the Dead, it Bink Bink you This is Twiztid Rock the Phat or
up, float to the sky Bring the wicked and the dead will arise up, float to the sky Bring the wicked shit and the dead arise on Space and dumpin in the yard I stoles your headstone from grave plot Conscience and Seen tomorrows dreams on news Fallin through a in the sky I die? You the time multiplied with this life, love, and lies in the darkness Walkin through my Like an android I remain Underground, and mental me well Bring it to the white lights of the depths of Walk through the flux hand and hand with clear mind are harmonious like the rhythm of windchimes Peel back the rhyme and examine the Rotten to the core buried in they best Maggots on they face, Eyes sunk in they Throw your arms up and rock the dead up, float to the sky Bring the shit and the dead will arise Wake up, to the sky the wicked shit and the dead will arise on Got me a mic, and now we ache like the And all we wanna do is rock the So many thoughts runnin all through my But the only one that's clear is the...
(Buzz) up Ladies and or Wack? (Silence) Ohh as that was some sort of audience feels THAT WAS WACK! Ok we're gonna mosey on back over to team 1 The Insane Posse Fella's are you Yeah, yeah we But I want uhh everyone in the studio To y'all can suck my dick! That's great, but uhh save the drama for your Man I'm to bring the drama to your muthafuckin chin ass bitch I'm scared, it Now this is your last Do you have a selection Man it Let's hit em up with Love Song Yeah probably like the pussy shit Uhh Love Song bitch Ok and gentlemen This is Clown Posse Another Love Song or Wack?
Yeah, I mean I hear what sayin I mean you got carried in the moment And I could forgive you...I could do I could do anything if I to I buy you a Lexus Truck With a white interior (I could) I could kill off bears and dogs and shit Just to make you a fur I could love you and you with class (Oh yeah) And have babies all out your ass But thinkin that I feel I'd rather you I got you in my car You ain't goin no were bitch dead I'd cut that neck in half I'd rather choke out bitch ass I'd chop and never stop Because you fucked my I'd cut that neck in half I'd rather out that bitch ass I'd chop and never stop you fucked my homie...
(Buzz) Well that was a song, (Fart) Not Well you built the casket Time to nail it Phat or SHIT WAS WACK! Well that's gonna do it for Insane Clown Posse It's time for you to hit the door Cause definitely wack Man you, fuck the show, fuck the audience (Ok) All can fuck off Man y'all Yo Jeckel Brothers out May 25th Yeah, yeah, off, fuck off, fuck off Alright don't let the hit you on the ass seen it all before People come so eager And so bitter (Hahaha) On to team 2 Ok Twiztid your last chance Are you Man we fuck you up muthafucka What's the you're gonna play? Uhh we got Umm a few but I'm tellin you man There's crazy booin, I'm it don't matter How does it feel? Bink How does it It probably feels and gentlemen How it feel? Phat or
How it feel to be you How does it to feel the way you do so decisive And I care if you like or you hate me I know you muthafuckas to underrate me How does it to be you How does it to feel the way you do It's so And I don't care if you like or you me I you muthafuckas bout to underrate me You me a paranoid schizophrenic Known on this for 2 things Talkin and automatic gets transferred in little walks through the woods Bury you if I could Robin the hood with a body in the trunk Unidentified because known as a chump I hear him keep junk in my ear But nobody else can I around and I'm feeling weird Palms are I'm about to black out Last chance but could stop this Twiztid sprout I'm all mad cussing Fuck you and the red Peon wrecking and skull Turning bitches to and when I recite you folks die I creep in the night, I let your soul fly So high that I touch ground Make it so bodies never found Unsolved Mystery Looking for nobody Every single on TV Try to get me to see My closed and rolled back Holdin a deep in my mind about a car jack Another break down in the middle of the People just kept moving feet Treat me a freak, so how am supposed to act So you see me muthafucka...
(Buzz) the buzzer Audience how did feel? THAT WAS WACK! me about it Twiztid beat it (Man you it) Get the hell here (Naww fuck that) We been all day strikes and your out June 22nd fool Twiztid Yeah I know, go you know, you don't know nuthin bitch Let the close Ok ladies and We're not gonna leave you with all wackness So as the roll We'd like you to The all time grand champion K Now this is real music is about Until next I'm Burt And this has Phat or Wack (Some rapping) Promotional consideration for By Island slash If for any you should care for or like One of the groups was wack I suggest you go pick up one of their albums The Insane Clown uhh the Amazing Jeckel Brothers Which will be in stores nationwide May Or Twiztid will be in stores nationwide June 22nd As we'd like to thank you for your Participation in this fine television program That's copyright 1999