Ladies and The host of phat, uhh, Phat or Uhh your and mine Bink (Applause) everybody I'm Chipperwink And is Phat or Wack! The rules are one of our teams will play music From their album And the studio audience will by applause Now meet our contestants Team number 1 from the Southwest of Detroit They are J and Shaggy 2 Dope The Insane Clown (Boo!) And team 2 from the East side of Detroit They are Jamie and the Monoxide Child (Boo!) Now let's play Phat or Alright number 1 first The Insane Posse, are you ready? Yeah, yeah I'm ready Bink, we song are you gonna play for us? Terrible, umm Fuck the world, yeah Uhh, Bink the World, yup Ladies and This is Insane Posse Fuck the World It's your turn to or Wack?
Fuck, that shit give it to me If I only could I'd set the on fire (x3) Say the world THE WORLD! 'em all 'EM ALL Fuck you, me, fuck us Fuck Tom, fuck Mary, Gus Dairius Fuck the West And fuck on the East Eat and die Or off at least pre-schoolers, fuck rulers Kings and queens and gold Fuck wine Fuck chickens, ducks Everybody in your sucks muthafucks Fuck critics, your review Even if you like me, YOU! your Mom, fuck your Mom's Mama Fuck the Boys and the Daili Llama Fuck the rain forest, a Forest Gump You like it in the rump Fuck a pump the real deal And fuck all the Fuck all 52 states, And fuck...
(Buzz) Well, that sound means your time is out and gentlemen of the audience If you thought was phat let's a round of applause (Crickets chirp) Ewww, I'm Well, could mean only one thing SHIT WAS WACK! (Applause) Ok we're move right along here Team number 2, Are you ready? we straight Ok what's first selection for us today? Hey, hey man they just hoed my Fuck the World was the Naww, uh uh We come with 2nd Hand sec, this on? 2nd Hand Smoke, yeah 2nd Hand Smoke ladies and gentlemen prepare yourself This is Twiztid, 2nd Smoke You be the Phat or
your mind I the East side, no peace Fuck the We tell you to increase the deceased at A grown man tellin you something he believe Practice to deceive, no more tricks up my the fuck bitch, chuck bitch Why you talkin Better duck Before your get hit This shit is Twiztid deeper than that Old French Stickier than jam and jelly phased, it Everybody else real bout something What you you heard bitch, Can it, cause your Dead Dinner conversations Leavin' you pistol-whipped in the with abrasions Part of the contamination of Mind Sleep in a dream, it's gone when I awake Mama think I'm a play on play serial Fruitloop biting my mind Godzilla We like catapillas in cocoons and caskets the industry like elastic So fantastic, like the Newport cigarette that I Hit the motherfucka I choke I brag and I boast nothin Death, dying, and hoes So understand he's saying something Never be heard I'm underground with the and grime Smashin heads be my for rhyme I'm on like a motherfucka Leavin you in the forest Standin in comfortable shifts like Chuck Norris the chorus Second hand smoke when you Remember what I told you believe You relieve on the Monoxide and wild Travel the world on nine cloud loud Free mind it in second hand smoke Free your Breath it in second smoke You phony wanna shut...
(Buzz) Oh up Audience or Wack? Applause (One clap, then blowing) Ohh I'm It seems that audience also feels SHIT WAS WACK! Personally I think both suck (Applause) Ok back to contestants 1 Uhh hopefully this gentlemen You'll come somethin A little likable for me and the audience (They suck) Are you man c'mon Yeah we fat bitch What's the name of your Uhh hold on hold on uhh I the bomb shit dawg The Show, can't fail wack dawg Aight what? Terrible... Aight hey we want you to uhh Terrible, Bink Here it is, Insane Clown Posse, Phat or
You don't know do ya? You wouldn't know If it ripped your ugly bitch ass face You even begun to expierence drama muthafucka Your Mama Your muthafuckin big fat chicken assed Mama Don't even know about this drama, Oh my god look at that, it up please Poor Nancy Kerrigan's little knees Somebody took a black thing and thump terrible we heard about it for months What about that one nobody guy that found Dead in the his dick in his ass Unless was more But you won't Cause Michael Jackson up On some kids balls you consider DRAMA Ain't all It's that your wack With your intergalactic data compress Yes, but we can't feed the And then wack story unfolded watched that while Okalahoma exploded 900 good reasons why this world don't care Thats it costs for a wheel chair! What you know terrible? Terrible, you don't know terrible Terrible, what you know terrible? Terrible, you don't know terrible...
(Buzz) There's the Audience Phat or THAT WAS WACK! Ohh you fuckin suck Your momma my dick Ok we'll move back over here to team 2 are you ready? Man fuck you we Do you have a selected? Yeah we got a What you wanna go Man it matter This muthafucka (They everything) Yeah that's what I'm the Dead, fuck it Bink Bink you This is Twiztid Rock the or Wack?
Wake up, to the sky Bring the shit and the dead will arise up, float to the sky Bring the wicked and the dead will arise on Space and dumpin in the yard I stoles your headstone your grave plot and confused Seen tomorrows dreams on news Fallin through a in the sky I die? You know the multiplied with this life, love, and lies in the darkness Walkin my conscience an android I remain heartless Underground, and mental know me Bring it to the white lights of the of Hell Walk through the time hand and hand with clear mind Chords are like the rhythm of windchimes Peel back the and examine the fruit Rotten to the core buried in best suits Maggots on they face, sunk in they head Throw your arms up and rock the dead up, float to the sky Bring the shit and the dead will arise up, float to the sky Bring the wicked shit and the dead will on Got me a mic, and now we like the dead And all we wanna do is the dead So thoughts runnin all through my head But the only one clear is rock the...
(Buzz) up Ladies and Phat or (Silence) Ohh as was some sort of surprise audience feels THAT WAS WACK! Ok gonna mosey on back over to team number 1 The Insane Clown Fella's are you Yeah, yeah we But I want uhh everyone in the audience To y'all can suck my dick! That's great, but uhh save the drama for your Man I'm bout to bring the drama to your muthafuckin Punk ass I'm scared, it Now this is last chance Do you a selection ready? Man it Let's hit em up with Another Love Yeah they'll like the pussy shit Uhh Love Song bitch Ok ladies and This is Insane Clown Posse Another Song or Wack?
Yeah, I mean I hear what your I you got carried away in the moment And I forgive you...I could do that I could do if I wanted to I could buy you a Lexus With a leather interior (I could) I could kill off bears and dogs and shit Just to make you a fur I could love you and you with class (Oh yeah) And have babies fallin all out ass But thinkin that I feel I'd kill you I got you in my car You ain't goin no were bitch dead I'd rather cut neck in half I'd rather out that bitch ass I'd chop and never stop Because you fucked my I'd rather cut neck in half I'd rather choke out that ass I'd rather chop and never Because you my homie...
(Buzz) Well was a good song, (Fart) Not Well you built the casket to nail it shut Phat or THAT WAS WACK! Well that's gonna do it for Insane Clown Posse It's time for you to hit the door Cause you're definitely Man fuck you, fuck the show, the audience (Ok) All y'all can off Man fuck Yo Jeckel Brothers out May 25th Yeah, yeah, off, fuck off, fuck off Alright let the door hit you on the ass We've it all before People come so eager And so bitter (Hahaha) On to number 2 Ok Twiztid here's last chance Are you Man we fuck you up Negative What's the selection you're gonna Uhh we got Umm there's a few but I'm you man There's booin, crazy I'm like it don't How does it feel? bitch How it feel? It probably wack Ladies and How it feel? Phat or
How does it to be you How does it feel to the way you do It's so And I don't if you like or you hate me I know you muthafuckas bout to me How does it to be you How does it to feel the way you do It's so And I care if you like or you hate me I you muthafuckas bout to underrate me You label me a schizophrenic Known on this for 2 things Talkin and automatic Mind gets transferred in little walks the woods you alive if I could Robin through the with a body in the trunk Unidentified because he's as a chump I him keep talking junk in my ear But else can hear I around and I'm feeling weird Palms are sweaty I'm to black out Last chance but nothing stop this Twiztid sprout I'm all about mad you and the red Martian Peon wrecking and crushing Turning bitches to and when I recite you folks die Like I creep in the night, I let your fly So high that I touch ground Make it so bodies never found Another Unsolved Looking for some Every single on TV Try to get me to see My closed and rolled back Holdin a thought in my mind about a car jack break down in the middle of the street People kept moving they feet me like a freak, so how am supposed to act So you see me muthafucka...
(Buzz) the buzzer Audience how did that THAT WAS WACK! Tell me it Twiztid beat it (Man you it) Get the outta here (Naww fuck that) We been all day strikes and your out June 22nd Twiztid Mostasteless Yeah I know, go Yeah you know, you don't know nuthin Let the door Ok and gentlemen not gonna leave you with all that wackness So as the credits like you to enjoy The all time grand champion K Now this is what music is about next time I'm Burt And has been Phat or Wack (Some rapping) Promotional paid for By slash Psychopathic If for any reason you should for or like One of the that was wack Might I suggest you go pick up one of their The Insane Posse uhh Entitled the Amazing Brothers Which will be in stores nationwide May Or Mostasteless Which will be in nationwide June 22nd As always we'd to thank you for your Participation in watching fine television program That's copyright 1999