Ladies and The host of phat, uhh, or Wack? Uhh friend and mine Chipperwink (Applause) Hello I'm Bink And is Phat or Wack! The are simple one of our teams will play music From their upcoming And the studio audience will by applause Now meet our contestants number 1 from the Southwest side of Detroit They are Violent J and 2 Dope The Insane Posse (Boo!) And team number 2 the East side of Detroit They are Madrox and the Monoxide Child (Boo!) Now let's Phat or Wack Alright team number 1 The Insane Clown Posse, are you Yeah, yeah I'm Bink, we ready What are you gonna play for us? Terrible, umm Fuck the world, yeah Uhh, Bink the World, yup and gentlemen This is Insane Clown Fuck the World It's your turn to Phat or
Fuck, fuck that give it to me If I could I'd set the world on fire (x3) Say the world THE WORLD! 'em all 'EM ALL Fuck you, me, fuck us Fuck Tom, fuck Mary, Gus Dairius Fuck the West And everybody on the East Eat and die Or fuck off at pre-schoolers, fuck rulers Kings and and gold jewelers Fuck wine chickens, fuck ducks Everybody in crew sucks muthafucks Fuck critics, your review Even if you like me, YOU! Fuck your Mom, fuck your Mom's Fuck the Beastie Boys and the Daili Fuck the rain forest, fuck a Gump You like it in the rump Fuck a pump Fuck the real And fuck all the all 52 states, oooh And fuck...
(Buzz) Well, that sound means your time is out Ladies and gentlemen of the If you was phat let's hear a round of applause (Crickets chirp) Ewww, I'm Well, that could mean only one SHIT WAS WACK! (Applause) Ok we're gonna right along here number 2, Twiztid Are you gentlemen we straight Ok what's your first selection for us Hey, hey man they hoed my shit Fuck the was the shit Naww, uh uh We come with 2nd Hand sec, this on? 2nd Hand Smoke, yeah yeah 2nd Smoke Alright ladies and prepare yourself This is Twiztid, 2nd Hand You be the Phat or
Free your I represent the East side, no the police We you to increase the deceased at least A grown man tellin you that he believe Practice to deceive, no more tricks up my What the fuck bitch, bitch Why you talkin Better bitch your dome get hit This shit is Twiztid deeper than Old French braid Stickier than jam and phased, kick it Everybody else real bout something you thought you heard bitch, Can it, cause frontin Dead Dinner conversations Leavin' you pistol-whipped in the with abrasions Part of the of Mind State Sleep in a dream, it's gone when I awake think I'm a play on play serial killa Fruitloop my mind like Godzilla We like catapillas in cocoons and caskets Stretch the industry like So fantastic, like the Newport cigarette that I Hit the till I choke I brag and I about nothin Death, dying, and hoes So understand he's saying something Never be heard I'm underground the dirt and grime heads be my reason for rhyme I'm on time a motherfucka Leavin you in the forest in some comfortable shifts like Chuck Norris Check the Second hand smoke when you Remember what I you always believe You relieve on the Monoxide Child and Travel the on nine cloud screaming loud Free your Breath it in second smoke Free your it in second hand smoke You phony bitches shut...
(Buzz) Oh up Phat or Wack? Applause (One clap, wind blowing) Ohh I'm It seems that audience also feels SHIT WAS WACK! Personally I think they suck (Applause) Ok back to contestants 1 Uhh hopefully this gentlemen You'll come somethin A little likable for me and the audience (They suck) Are you man c'mon Yeah we fat bitch What's the name of selection? Uhh hold on hold on uhh I have the shit dawg The Shaggy Show, can't That's wack then what? Terrible... Aight hey we want you to uhh Terrible, Bink it is, Insane Clown Posse, Terrible Phat or
You don't shit do ya? You wouldn't know If it ripped into your ugly bitch ass You ain't even begun to expierence muthafucka Your Mama Your muthafuckin big fat chicken faced Mama Don't even know about drama, muthafucka Oh my god look at that, it up please Poor Nancy sweet little knees took a black thing and went thump That's terrible we heard it for months What that one nobody guy that they found Dead in the With his in his ass there was more But you recall Cause Jackson squeezed up On some kids balls What you DRAMA all that It's just that your With intergalactic satellite data compress Yes, but we can't feed the And then OJ's wack unfolded Everybody watched that Okalahoma exploded 900 good reasons why world don't really care Thats what it for a wheel chair! What you know terrible? Terrible, you don't what's terrible Terrible, you know bout terrible? Terrible, you know what's terrible...
(Buzz) the buzzer Audience Phat or SHIT WAS WACK! Ohh you guys suck Your momma my dick Ok we'll move back here to team number 2 Twiztid are you Man fuck you we Do you a song selected? we got a song What you go with Man it matter This (They booing everything) that's what I'm sayin Rock the Dead, it bitch Bink you This is Twiztid the Dead Phat or
up, float to the sky Bring the wicked shit and the dead will Wake up, to the sky Bring the wicked shit and the dead arise on Space and Mind dumpin in the I stoles headstone from your grave plot and confused Seen tomorrows on tonights news Fallin a hole in the sky Will I You the time multiplied with this life, love, and lies Steppin in the through my conscience Like an android I heartless Underground, and mental me well Bring it to the lights of the depths of Hell Walk through the time flux hand and hand with mind Chords are like the rhythm of windchimes back the rhyme and examine the fruit Rotten to the core buried in they suits Maggots crawling on face, Eyes in they head Throw your fuckin arms up and rock the Wake up, to the sky Bring the wicked shit and the dead arise up, float to the sky Bring the wicked shit and the dead will on Got me a mic, and now we like the dead And all we wanna do is rock the So many thoughts all through my head But the one that's clear is rock the...
(Buzz) up Ladies and Phat or (Silence) Ohh as was some sort of surprise This feels SHIT WAS WACK! Ok we're gonna mosey on over to team number 1 The Insane Clown are you ready? Yeah, we ready But I want uhh everyone in the audience To y'all can suck my dick! That's great, but uhh save the drama for your Man I'm bout to bring the drama to your muthafuckin ass bitch I'm scared, it Now is your last chance Do you have a selection Man it Let's hit em up with Love Song Yeah probably like the pussy shit Uhh Another Song bitch Ok and gentlemen This is Clown Posse Another Love Song Phat or
Yeah, I I hear what your sayin I mean you got carried away in the And I could forgive you...I could do I do anything if I wanted to I could buy you a Lexus With a leather interior (I could) I kill off some bears and dogs and shit Just to you a fur coat I could love you and you with class (Oh yeah) And have babies all out your ass But thinkin about I I'd rather kill you I got you in my car You ain't goin no were bitch dead I'd rather cut neck in half I'd rather choke out that ass I'd rather chop and never you fucked my homie I'd cut that neck in half I'd choke out that bitch ass I'd chop and never stop Because you my homie...
(Buzz) Well was a good song, (Fart) Not audience you built the casket Time to nail it Phat or THAT WAS WACK! Well that's do it for Insane Clown Posse It's time for you guys to hit the door Cause you're wack Man fuck you, the show, fuck the audience (Ok) All y'all can off Man y'all Yo Brothers out May 25th juggalos Yeah, yeah, Fuck off, fuck off, off don't let the door hit you on the ass We've seen it all People here so eager And so bitter (Hahaha) On to number 2 Ok Twiztid here's your chance Are you Man we should you up Negative What's the selection gonna play? Uhh we got Umm there's a few but I'm you man crazy booin, crazy I'm it don't matter How does it Bink bitch How it feel? It probably wack and gentlemen How it feel? or Wack?
How does it to be you How does it feel to the way you do so decisive And I don't care if you or you hate me I know you muthafuckas bout to me How it feel to be you How does it feel to the way you do It's so And I don't if you like or you hate me I know you muthafuckas bout to me You label me a schizophrenic on this planet for 2 things Talkin shit and Mind gets transferred in little walks the woods you alive if I could Robin the hood with a body in the trunk Unidentified because he's as a chump I hear him keep junk in my ear But nobody else can I around and I'm feeling weird are sweaty I'm about to black out Last chance but nothing could stop this sprout I'm all about mad Fuck you and the red Peon wrecking and skull Turning bitches to dust and when I you folks die Like I in the night, I let your soul fly So high that I touch ground Make it so your bodies found Another Unsolved for some nobody Every single on TV Try to get me to see My eyes closed and back Holdin a deep in my mind about a car jack Another break in the middle of the street just kept moving they feet Treat me like a freak, so how am to act So you see me muthafucka...
(Buzz) There's the how did that feel? THAT WAS WACK! me about it Twiztid beat it (Man you it) Get the hell outta (Naww fuck that) We been all day Three strikes and out June fool Twiztid Mostasteless I know, go ahead Yeah you know, you don't know bitch Let the close Ok ladies and We're not gonna leave you with all wackness So as the credits We'd you to enjoy The all grand champion Danny K Now this is real music is about Until next I'm Chipperwolf And this has Phat or Wack (Some rapping) consideration paid for By slash Psychopathic If for any you should care for or like One of the groups that was Might I suggest you go up one of their albums The Clown Posse uhh Entitled the Jeckel Brothers Which will be in stores nationwide May Or Twiztid Which will be in stores nationwide June As always we'd to thank you for your Participation in watching this fine television That's copyright 1999