Ladies and The of phat, uhh, Phat or Wack? Uhh your friend and Chipperwink (Applause) Hello I'm Chipperwink And is Phat or Wack! The rules are Each one of our teams play music From upcoming album And the studio audience judge by applause Now meet our contestants Team number 1 from the Southwest side of They are Violent J and Shaggy 2 The Insane Clown (Boo!) And team number 2 from the East side of They are Jamie Madrox and the Monoxide (Boo!) Now play Phat or Wack team number 1 first The Clown Posse, are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready Bink, we ready song are you gonna play for us? Terrible, umm Fuck the world, yeah Uhh, Bink the World, yup Ladies and This is Insane Clown Posse Fuck the your turn to judge Phat or
Fuck, that shit Fuck it to me If I only could I'd set the world on (x3) Say fuck the THE WORLD! 'em all 'EM ALL Fuck you, me, fuck us Tom, fuck Mary, fuck Gus Fuck Fuck the coast And fuck on the East Eat and die Or fuck off at Fuck pre-schoolers, rulers Kings and queens and jewelers Fuck coolers Fuck chickens, ducks Everybody in crew sucks Punk Fuck critics, fuck review if you like me, FUCK YOU! Fuck your Mom, fuck Mom's Mama Fuck the Beastie Boys and the Llama Fuck the forest, fuck a Forest Gump You like it in the rump Fuck a shoe Fuck the deal And all the fakes Fuck all 52 states, And fuck...
(Buzz) Well, that sound means that your is out Ladies and of the audience If you thought was phat hear a round of applause (Crickets chirp) Ewww, I'm Well, that could mean only one SHIT WAS WACK! (Applause) Ok we're gonna move right here Team number 2, Are you ready? Yeah we Ok what's your selection for us today? Hey, hey man they hoed my shit Fuck the World was the Naww, uh uh We gonna come with 2nd Hand sec, on? 2nd Hand Smoke, yeah yeah 2nd Smoke ladies and gentlemen prepare yourself This is Twiztid, 2nd Smoke You be the or Wack?
Free mind I represent the side, no peace Fuck the We tell you to increase the deceased at A grown man tellin you something that he Practice to deceive, no tricks up my sleeve What the fuck bitch, bitch Why you shit? Better bitch your dome get hit This shit is Twiztid deeper than that Old French Stickier than jam and phased, kick it Everybody else talkin bout something What you thought you bitch, Can it, cause your Dead Dinner conversations Leavin' you pistol-whipped in the corner abrasions of the contamination of Mind State Sleep in a dream, hopin it's gone when I think I'm a play on play serial killa Fruitloop biting my mind Godzilla We survive like catapillas in cocoons and Stretch the like elastic So fantastic, like the cigarette that I smoke Hit the motherfucka I choke I brag and I boast about Death, dying, and fuckin So understand that he's something be heard I'm underground with the dirt and grime Smashin be my reason for rhyme I'm on time a motherfucka you hangin in the forest Standin in some comfortable shifts Chuck Norris the chorus Second smoke when you breath Remember I told you always believe You relieve on the Monoxide Child and Travel the world on nine cloud screaming Free mind Breath it in second hand your mind Breath it in second smoke You phony wanna shut...
(Buzz) Oh up Audience Phat or Applause (One clap, wind blowing) Ohh I'm It seems this audience also feels THAT WAS WACK! I think they both suck (Applause) Ok back to number 1 Uhh hopefully this time You'll come with A little more likable for me and the (They suck) Are you man c'mon Yeah we fat bitch What's the name of your Uhh hold on hold on uhh I have the bomb shit The Shaggy Show, fail wack dawg Aight what? Terrible... Aight hey we you to play uhh Terrible, Bink it is, Insane Clown Posse, Terrible Phat or
You don't know do ya? You wouldn't shit If it into your ugly bitch ass face You ain't even begun to expierence drama Your Mama Your muthafuckin big fat faced assed Mama even know about this drama, muthafucka Oh my god look at that, it up please Poor Nancy Kerrigan's sweet little took a black thing and went thump That's terrible we heard about it for about that one nobody guy that they found in the grass With his in his ass Unless there was But you recall Cause Jackson squeezed up On some kids balls What you consider Ain't all just that your wack With intergalactic satellite data compress Yes, but we can't feed the And OJ's wack story unfolded Everybody watched that while Okalahoma 900 good reasons why this don't really care Thats it costs for a wheel chair! What you bout terrible? Terrible, you know what's terrible Terrible, what you know terrible? Terrible, you know what's terrible...
(Buzz) the buzzer Audience Phat or THAT WAS WACK! Ohh you guys suck Your momma sucks my Ok we'll move back over here to number 2 are you ready? Man you we ready Do you have a selected? Yeah we got a What you wanna go Man it don't This muthafucka (They everything) Yeah what I'm sayin the Dead, fuck it Bink Bink you This is Twiztid Rock the Phat or
Wake up, to the sky the wicked shit and the dead will arise Wake up, to the sky Bring the shit and the dead will arise on Space and Mind in the yard I your headstone from your grave plot Conscience and Seen tomorrows dreams on tonights Fallin a hole in the sky Will I You know the time multiplied this life, love, and lies Steppin in the Walkin through my Like an android I heartless Underground, and know me well it to the white lights of the depths of Hell Walk the time flux hand and hand with clear mind Chords are like the rhythm of windchimes back the rhyme and examine the fruit Rotten to the core buried in they best crawling on they face, Eyes sunk in head Throw fuckin arms up and rock the dead Wake up, to the sky Bring the wicked and the dead will arise Wake up, to the sky Bring the wicked shit and the dead will on Got me a mic, and now we like the dead And all we wanna do is the dead So many thoughts all through my head But the only one clear is rock the...
(Buzz) up Ladies and Phat or (Silence) Ohh as was some sort of surprise audience feels THAT WAS WACK! Ok we're gonna mosey on back over to number 1 The Insane Posse are you ready? Yeah, yeah we But I want uhh in the studio audience To y'all can suck my dick! That's great, but uhh the drama for your momma Man I'm bout to the drama to your muthafuckin chin ass bitch I'm scared, it Now this is your last Do you have a ready? Man it Let's hit em up Another Love Song Yeah they'll like the pussy shit Uhh Another Song bitch Ok and gentlemen This is Clown Posse Another Love Song or Wack?
Yeah, I I hear what your sayin I mean you got carried away in the And I could forgive you...I could do I do anything if I wanted to I buy you a Lexus Truck With a white leather (I could) I could kill off some and dogs and shit Just to make you a fur I love you and treat you with class (Oh yeah) And have fallin all out your ass But thinkin that I feel I'd rather you I got you in my car You ain't goin no were bitch dead I'd rather cut that in half I'd rather out that bitch ass I'd rather chop and stop you fucked my homie I'd cut that neck in half I'd choke out that bitch ass I'd rather and never stop you fucked my homie...
(Buzz) Well was a good song, (Fart) Not Well you built the casket Time to it shut or Wack? THAT WAS WACK! Well that's gonna do it for Clown Posse It's time for you guys to hit the door Cause you're wack Man you, fuck the show, fuck the audience (Ok) All can fuck off Man y'all Yo Jeckel Brothers out May juggalos Yeah, yeah, off, fuck off, fuck off Alright let the door hit you on the ass We've seen it all come here so eager And so bitter (Hahaha) On to team 2 Ok here's your last chance Are you Man we fuck you up Negative What's the selection you're play? Uhh we got Umm a few but I'm tellin you man crazy booin, crazy I'm like it don't How it feel? Bink bitch How does it It feels wack Ladies and How does it or Wack?
How it feel to be you How it feel to feel the way you do It's so And I don't care if you like or you me I know you bout to underrate me How it feel to be you How does it to feel the way you do so decisive And I care if you like or you hate me I know you muthafuckas bout to me You me a paranoid schizophrenic Known on this planet for 2 Talkin and automatic gets transferred in little walks through the woods Bury you if I could through the hood with a body in the trunk Unidentified he's known as a chump I hear him keep talking in my ear But nobody can hear I around and I'm feeling weird Palms are I'm about to black out Last chance but nothing stop this Twiztid sprout I'm all about mad you and the red Martian Peon and skull crushing Turning bitches to dust and I recite you folks die Like I creep in the night, I let soul fly So high that I touch ground it so your bodies never found Another Unsolved Looking for nobody single night on TV Try to get me to see My closed and rolled back a thought deep in my mind about a car jack Another down in the middle of the street People just kept they feet Treat me like a freak, so how am to act So you see me muthafucka...
(Buzz) There's the how did that feel? THAT WAS WACK! me about it Twiztid beat it (Man you it) Get the hell outta (Naww fuck that) We here all day Three and your out June 22nd fool Mostasteless I know, go ahead Yeah you know, you don't know nuthin Let the close Ok and gentlemen We're not gonna leave you with all wackness So as the roll like you to enjoy The all time grand Danny K Now this is what real is about Until next I'm Chipperwolf And this has Phat or Wack (Some rapping) Promotional paid for By Island Psychopathic If for any reason you should care for or One of the that was wack Might I suggest you go up one of their albums The Insane Posse uhh Entitled the Amazing Brothers Which will be in nationwide May 25th Or Twiztid Which be in stores nationwide June 22nd As always like to thank you for your Participation in this fine television program That's copyright 1999