Ladies and The host of phat, uhh, Phat or Uhh friend and mine Bink (Applause) everybody I'm Chipperwink And this is or Wack! The rules are one of our teams will play music From upcoming album And the studio audience will by applause Now meet our contestants Team number 1 from the side of Detroit They are J and Shaggy 2 Dope The Clown Posse (Boo!) And team number 2 the East side of Detroit are Jamie Madrox and the Monoxide Child (Boo!) Now let's play Phat or Alright team number 1 The Insane Posse, are you ready? Yeah, yeah I'm ready Bink, we song are you gonna play for us? Terrible, umm the world, yeah yeah Uhh, Fuck the World, yup Ladies and This is Insane Clown Posse Fuck the It's your to judge or Wack?
Fuck, fuck that Fuck it to me If I only could I'd set the on fire (x3) Say fuck the THE WORLD! 'em all 'EM ALL Fuck you, me, fuck us Fuck Tom, Mary, fuck Gus Fuck Fuck the West And fuck on the East Eat and die Or off at least Fuck pre-schoolers, rulers Kings and and gold jewelers wine coolers Fuck chickens, fuck Everybody in your crew Punk critics, fuck your review Even if you like me, YOU! your Mom, fuck your Mom's Mama Fuck the Boys and the Daili Llama Fuck the rain forest, fuck a Forest You probably it in the rump a shoe pump Fuck the real And fuck all the all 52 states, oooh And fuck...
(Buzz) Well, that sound means that your is out Ladies and of the audience If you thought was phat hear a round of applause (Crickets chirp) Ewww, I'm Well, that could only one thing SHIT WAS WACK! (Applause) Ok we're gonna right along here Team number 2, Are you gentlemen we straight Ok what's your first for us today? Hey, hey man they just hoed my Fuck the was the shit Naww, uh uh We gonna come with 2nd Hand sec, on? 2nd Hand Smoke, yeah 2nd Hand Smoke Alright and gentlemen prepare yourself This is Twiztid, 2nd Hand You be the or Wack?
Free mind I represent the East side, no the police We tell you to increase the at least A grown man tellin you something he believe Practice to deceive, no more tricks up my What the fuck bitch, chuck Why you shit? Better duck Before your get hit This shit is Twiztid than that Old French braid Stickier than jam and phased, kick it Everybody else real bout something What you thought you bitch, Can it, your frontin Dead Dinner table Leavin' you pistol-whipped in the with abrasions of the contamination of Mind State Sleep in a dream, it's gone when I awake Mama think I'm a play on play serial Fruitloop biting my mind Godzilla We survive like catapillas in and caskets Stretch the industry elastic So fantastic, like the Newport that I smoke Hit the motherfucka till I I brag and I boast nothin Death, dying, and fuckin So that he's saying something Never be heard I'm underground with the dirt and Smashin heads be my reason for I'm on like a motherfucka Leavin you hangin in the Standin in comfortable shifts like Chuck Norris Check the Second hand when you breath what I told you always believe You relieve on the Child and wild Travel the world on nine cloud screaming Free your it in second hand smoke Free your Breath it in hand smoke You phony wanna shut...
(Buzz) Oh up Audience or Wack? Applause (One clap, then blowing) Ohh I'm It seems that this audience also SHIT WAS WACK! Personally I they both suck (Applause) Ok back to contestants 1 Uhh hopefully this gentlemen You'll come with A little more for me and the audience (They suck) Are you Yeah man Yeah we fat bitch What's the name of selection? Uhh on hold on uhh I have the bomb shit dawg The Show, can't fail wack dawg Aight what? Terrible... Aight hey we want you to play uhh Terrible, it is, Insane Clown Posse, Terrible Phat or
You know shit do ya? You know shit If it ripped into your ugly bitch ass You ain't even begun to expierence drama Your Mama Your muthafuckin big fat chicken assed Mama Don't even know about this drama, Oh my god look at that, turn it up Poor Nancy Kerrigan's little knees Somebody a black thing and went thump That's we heard about it for months What about one nobody guy that they found Dead in the his dick in his ass Unless there was But you recall Cause Michael squeezed up On little kids balls you consider DRAMA Ain't all just that your wack With your intergalactic satellite data Yes, but we can't the homeless And then wack story unfolded Everybody watched that Okalahoma exploded 900 good reasons why this world really care Thats what it for a wheel chair! What you know bout Terrible, you don't know terrible Terrible, you know bout terrible? Terrible, you don't what's terrible...
(Buzz) There's the Audience Phat or THAT WAS WACK! Ohh you guys suck Your sucks my dick Ok we'll move back over here to team 2 are you ready? Man you we ready Do you have a selected? we got a song What you go with Man it matter muthafucka (They booing everything) Yeah that's I'm sayin Rock the Dead, it bitch Bink you This is Twiztid the Dead or Wack?
Wake up, to the sky Bring the wicked shit and the dead will Wake up, to the sky Bring the wicked and the dead will arise on Space and Mind in the yard I stoles your from your grave plot Conscience and tomorrows dreams on tonights news Fallin a hole in the sky I die? You know the time multiplied this life, love, and lies Steppin in the Walkin my conscience Like an I remain heartless Underground, and know me well Bring it to the white of the depths of Hell Walk through the time flux hand and hand with mind Chords are harmonious like the of windchimes Peel back the rhyme and the fruit Rotten to the core buried in they suits Maggots on they face, Eyes sunk in head Throw your arms up and rock the dead up, float to the sky Bring the wicked shit and the will arise Wake up, to the sky Bring the wicked and the dead will arise on Got me a mic, and now we ache like the And all we wanna do is rock the So many runnin all through my head But the only one clear is rock the...
(Buzz) up Ladies and Phat or (Silence) Ohh as that was some of surprise This audience THAT WAS WACK! Ok gonna mosey on back over to team number 1 The Insane Posse are you ready? Yeah, yeah we But I uhh everyone in the studio audience To y'all can suck my dick! That's great, but uhh save the drama for your Man I'm bout to bring the drama to your chin Punk ass I'm scared, it Now this is your chance Do you have a ready? Man it Let's hit em up with Another Song they'll probably like the pussy shit Uhh Love Song bitch Ok ladies and This is Insane Posse Another Love Song Phat or
Yeah, I I hear what your sayin I mean you got away in the moment And I forgive you...I could do that I could do if I wanted to I could buy you a Truck With a leather interior (I could) I could kill off some bears and and shit Just to make you a fur I could you and treat you with class (Oh yeah) And have babies fallin all out ass But thinkin about I feel I'd kill you I got you in my car You ain't goin no were your dead I'd rather cut neck in half I'd rather choke out bitch ass I'd rather chop and stop Because you my homie I'd rather cut that neck in I'd choke out that bitch ass I'd chop and never stop you fucked my homie...
(Buzz) Well that was a song, (Fart) Not Well you built the casket Time to it shut or Wack? THAT WAS WACK! Well that's gonna do it for Insane Clown It's time for you guys to hit the door Cause definitely wack Man fuck you, fuck the show, the audience (Ok) All can fuck off Man fuck Yo Brothers out May 25th juggalos Yeah, yeah, off, fuck off, fuck off Alright let the door hit you on the ass We've it all before come here so eager And so bitter (Hahaha) On to team 2 Ok Twiztid here's your chance Are you Man we fuck you up Negative the selection you're gonna play? Uhh we got Umm there's a few but I'm you man There's booin, crazy I'm like it don't How does it feel? bitch How it feel? It probably wack and gentlemen How it feel? or Wack?
How does it to be you How does it feel to the way you do It's so And I don't if you like or you hate me I know you muthafuckas bout to me How does it to be you How does it to feel the way you do It's so And I don't care if you like or you me I know you muthafuckas bout to me You label me a paranoid Known on this planet for 2 Talkin shit and Mind gets transferred in little walks the woods you alive if I could Robin the hood with a body in the trunk Unidentified because he's known as a I hear him keep junk in my ear But nobody else can I look around and I'm weird are sweaty I'm about to black out Last chance but nothing stop this Twiztid sprout I'm all mad cussing Fuck you and the red Peon wrecking and crushing bitches to dust and when I recite you folks die Like I creep in the night, I let your fly So high I never touch ground Make it so your bodies never Another Mystery for some nobody Every night on TV Try to get me to see My eyes closed and back Holdin a thought in my mind about a car jack Another down in the middle of the street People just kept moving feet me like a freak, so how am supposed to act So you see me muthafucka...
(Buzz) There's the Audience how did that THAT WAS WACK! me about it Twiztid it (Man you beat it) Get the hell outta (Naww fuck that) We been all day strikes and your out June fool Twiztid Mostasteless I know, go ahead Yeah you know, you don't nuthin bitch Let the door Ok and gentlemen not gonna leave you with all that wackness So as the roll like you to enjoy The all time grand Danny K Now this is what music is about next time I'm Chipperwolf And this has Phat or Wack (Some rapping) consideration paid for By Island slash If for any you should care for or like One of the groups that was Might I suggest you go up one of their albums The Insane Clown uhh Entitled the Jeckel Brothers Which be in stores nationwide May 25th Or Mostasteless Which will be in stores June 22nd As always like to thank you for your Participation in watching this fine television program That's copyright