Ladies and The host of phat, uhh, Phat or Uhh your and mine Bink (Applause) everybody I'm Chipperwink And is Phat or Wack! The are simple Each one of our teams will music From upcoming album And the studio will judge by applause Now let's meet our Team number 1 from the Southwest side of are Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope The Clown Posse (Boo!) And team number 2 the East side of Detroit They are Jamie Madrox and the Child (Boo!) Now play Phat or Wack team number 1 first The Clown Posse, are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready Bink, we ready What are you gonna play for us? Terrible, umm the world, yeah yeah Uhh, Fuck the World, yup Ladies and is Insane Clown Posse Fuck the World It's turn to judge or Wack?
Fuck, that shit Fuck it to me If I could I'd set the world on fire (x3) Say fuck the THE WORLD! 'em all 'EM ALL Fuck you, me, fuck us Tom, fuck Mary, fuck Gus Fuck Fuck the coast And everybody on the East Eat and die Or off at least pre-schoolers, fuck rulers Kings and and gold jewelers Fuck coolers Fuck chickens, fuck Everybody in crew sucks muthafucks Fuck critics, fuck review Even if you like me, YOU! your Mom, fuck your Mom's Mama Fuck the Boys and the Daili Llama Fuck the forest, fuck a Forest Gump You probably it in the rump Fuck a pump the real deal And fuck all the Fuck all 52 states, And fuck...
(Buzz) Well, that sound that your time is out Ladies and gentlemen of the If you thought was phat let's hear a of applause (Crickets chirp) Ewww, I'm Well, that could only one thing THAT WAS WACK! (Applause) Ok we're move right along here Team 2, Twiztid Are you gentlemen Yeah we Ok your first selection for us today? Hey, hey man they just my shit Fuck the was the shit Naww, uh uh We gonna come with 2nd sec, this on? 2nd Hand Smoke, yeah yeah 2nd Smoke Alright and gentlemen prepare yourself This is Twiztid, 2nd Smoke You be the or Wack?
Free your I represent the East side, no Fuck the We tell you to increase the deceased at A grown man tellin you something that he Practice to deceive, no more up my sleeve What the fuck bitch, chuck Why you talkin Better bitch your dome get hit This shit is Twiztid deeper that Old French braid Stickier jam and jelly phased, kick it Everybody else talkin bout something What you thought you bitch, Can it, cause your Dead Dinner conversations Leavin' you pistol-whipped in the corner with of the contamination of Mind State Sleep in a dream, hopin it's gone when I Mama I'm a play on play serial killa Fruitloop my mind like Godzilla We survive like catapillas in and caskets Stretch the industry elastic So fantastic, like the Newport that I smoke Hit the till I choke I brag and I about nothin Death, dying, and hoes So understand that he's something Never be I'm underground with the dirt and grime Smashin heads be my reason for I'm on time a motherfucka you hangin in the forest Standin in some comfortable shifts like Chuck the chorus Second hand when you breath Remember what I told you believe You on the Monoxide Child and wild Travel the world on nine cloud screaming Free your Breath it in second hand Free your Breath it in second smoke You bitches wanna shut...
(Buzz) Oh up Phat or Wack? Applause (One clap, then blowing) Ohh I'm It seems that this audience feels SHIT WAS WACK! Personally I think both suck (Applause) Ok back to number 1 Uhh hopefully this time You'll with somethin A little more for me and the audience (They suck) Are you Yeah man we ready fat bitch What's the of your selection? Uhh hold on hold on uhh I have the shit dawg The Shaggy Show, fail That's wack Aight what? Terrible... Aight hey we want you to play uhh Terrible, Here it is, Insane Posse, Terrible Phat or
You know shit do ya? You wouldn't shit If it ripped into your bitch ass face You ain't begun to expierence drama muthafucka Your Mama Your muthafuckin big fat chicken faced Mama Don't even know about drama, muthafucka Oh my god at that, turn it up please Poor Kerrigan's sweet little knees Somebody took a black and went thump That's terrible we heard it for months What that one nobody guy that they found Dead in the With his in his ass there was more But you recall Michael Jackson squeezed up On some kids balls What you DRAMA Ain't all It's just that your With intergalactic satellite data compress Yes, but we can't the homeless And then OJ's wack unfolded watched that while Okalahoma exploded 900 good why this world don't really care Thats what it for a wheel chair! What you know bout Terrible, you don't know terrible Terrible, what you know terrible? Terrible, you don't know terrible...
(Buzz) the buzzer Audience Phat or SHIT WAS WACK! Ohh you guys fuckin Your sucks my dick Ok we'll move over here to team number 2 Twiztid are you Man you we ready Do you have a song Yeah we got a What you go with Man it don't This (They booing everything) Yeah that's I'm sayin Rock the Dead, it bitch Bink you This is Twiztid Rock the or Wack?
Wake up, to the sky Bring the shit and the dead will arise Wake up, to the sky Bring the wicked shit and the dead arise on Space and Mind dumpin in the I stoles your headstone from your grave Conscience and Seen dreams on tonights news Fallin through a in the sky Will I You know the time multiplied this life, love, and lies in the darkness Walkin my conscience Like an android I remain Underground, and mental know me Bring it to the white lights of the depths of Walk through the time flux hand and hand clear mind Chords are harmonious the rhythm of windchimes Peel back the rhyme and examine the Rotten to the core buried in they suits Maggots crawling on face, Eyes sunk in they Throw fuckin arms up and rock the dead Wake up, to the sky the wicked shit and the dead will arise Wake up, to the sky Bring the shit and the dead will arise on Got me a mic, and now we ache the dead And all we wanna do is rock the So many thoughts runnin all my head But the only one that's is rock the...
(Buzz) up Ladies and or Wack? (Silence) Ohh as that was some of surprise This audience THAT WAS WACK! Ok gonna mosey on back over to team number 1 The Clown Posse Fella's are you Yeah, we ready But I want uhh everyone in the studio To know can suck my dick! That's great, but uhh save the drama for your Man I'm bout to the drama to your muthafuckin chin Punk ass I'm scared, it Now this is your chance Do you have a ready? Man it Let's hit em up Another Love Song Yeah they'll probably the pussy shit Uhh Another Love Song Ok and gentlemen is Insane Clown Posse Another Love Song Phat or
Yeah, I mean I hear what your I mean you got away in the moment And I could forgive you...I do that I do anything if I wanted to I buy you a Lexus Truck With a leather interior (I could) I could off some bears and dogs and shit Just to you a fur coat I could love you and treat you with (Oh yeah) And have babies all out your ass But thinkin that I feel I'd rather you I got you in my car You goin no were bitch your dead I'd cut that neck in half I'd rather choke out that ass I'd chop and never stop you fucked my homie I'd rather cut neck in half I'd choke out that bitch ass I'd rather and never stop you fucked my homie...
(Buzz) Well was a good song, (Fart) Not Well audience you the casket Time to nail it or Wack? THAT WAS WACK! Well that's gonna do it for Insane Posse It's time for you guys to hit the door Cause you're definitely Man fuck you, the show, fuck the audience (Ok) All can fuck off Man y'all Yo Jeckel out May 25th juggalos Yeah, yeah, off, fuck off, fuck off Alright let the door hit you on the ass We've it all before People come so eager And so bitter (Hahaha) On to number 2 Ok Twiztid here's last chance Are you Man we should you up Negative What's the selection gonna play? Uhh we got Umm there's a few but I'm you man crazy booin, crazy I'm like it don't How does it Bink bitch How it feel? It probably wack and gentlemen How does it Phat or
How it feel to be you How does it to feel the way you do It's so And I care if you like or you hate me I you muthafuckas bout to underrate me How does it to be you How it feel to feel the way you do so decisive And I care if you like or you hate me I you muthafuckas bout to underrate me You label me a schizophrenic Known on this for 2 things Talkin and automatic Mind gets transferred in little walks the woods Bury you if I could Robin through the with a body in the trunk Unidentified he's known as a chump I him keep talking junk in my ear But else can hear I look around and I'm weird Palms are I'm about to black out Last chance but nothing could stop Twiztid sprout I'm all mad cussing you and the red Martian Peon and skull crushing Turning to dust and when I recite you folks die I creep in the night, I let your soul fly So high that I touch ground Make it so your bodies found Another Mystery for some nobody Every single on TV Try to get me to see My eyes and rolled back Holdin a thought in my mind about a car jack Another break down in the of the street just kept moving they feet Treat me a freak, so how am supposed to act So you see me muthafucka...
(Buzz) the buzzer Audience how did that THAT WAS WACK! me about it Twiztid beat it (Man you it) Get the outta here (Naww fuck that) We here all day Three and your out June 22nd fool Mostasteless Yeah I know, go Yeah you know, you don't know nuthin Let the door Ok and gentlemen We're not gonna leave you with all wackness So as the credits We'd like you to The all grand champion Danny K Now this is what real music is Until next I'm Chipperwolf And this has been or Wack (Some rapping) Promotional consideration for By Island Psychopathic If for any reason you should for or like One of the groups that was Might I suggest you go up one of their albums The Clown Posse uhh Entitled the Jeckel Brothers Which will be in nationwide May 25th Or Mostasteless Which will be in stores nationwide June As always we'd to thank you for your Participation in this fine television program That's copyright 1999