Ladies and The of phat, uhh, Phat or Wack? Uhh your friend and Bink (Applause) everybody I'm Chipperwink And this is or Wack! The are simple Each one of our will play music From upcoming album And the audience will judge by applause Now meet our contestants Team number 1 from the Southwest side of are Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope The Clown Posse (Boo!) And team number 2 from the East of Detroit They are Jamie Madrox and the Monoxide (Boo!) Now let's Phat or Wack Alright team number 1 The Insane Posse, are you ready? Yeah, yeah I'm ready Bink, we What song are you play for us? Terrible, umm the world, yeah yeah Uhh, Bink the World, yup and gentlemen This is Insane Clown Posse Fuck the It's your turn to or Wack?
Fuck, that shit Fuck it to me If I only I'd set the world on fire (x3) Say the world THE WORLD! 'em all 'EM ALL Fuck you, fuck me, us Fuck Tom, Mary, fuck Gus Fuck Fuck the coast And fuck on the East Eat and die Or off at least Fuck pre-schoolers, fuck Kings and queens and gold wine coolers Fuck chickens, ducks in your crew sucks Punk critics, fuck your review Even if you me, FUCK YOU! your Mom, fuck your Mom's Mama Fuck the Beastie Boys and the Daili Fuck the rain forest, fuck a Forest You probably like it in the Fuck a shoe the real deal And all the fakes Fuck all 52 states, And fuck...
(Buzz) Well, that sound means your time is out and gentlemen of the audience If you thought was phat hear a round of applause (Crickets chirp) Ewww, I'm Well, that could only one thing THAT WAS WACK! (Applause) Ok we're gonna right along here Team number 2, Are you ready? we straight Ok what's first selection for us today? Hey, hey man they hoed my shit the World was the shit Naww, uh uh We gonna with 2nd Hand sec, this on? 2nd Hand Smoke, yeah 2nd Hand Smoke Alright and gentlemen prepare yourself This is Twiztid, 2nd Hand You be the or Wack?
Free your I represent the side, no peace the police We tell you to the deceased at least A grown man tellin you something that he Practice to deceive, no more tricks up my the fuck bitch, chuck bitch Why you shit? Better bitch your dome get hit This shit is Twiztid deeper than Old French braid Stickier jam and jelly phased, kick it Everybody else real talkin something What you thought you bitch, Can it, cause frontin Dead Dinner table Leavin' you pistol-whipped in the corner with Part of the contamination of Mind Sleep in a dream, hopin it's gone I awake Mama think I'm a play on serial killa Fruitloop biting my like Godzilla We survive like in cocoons and caskets Stretch the like elastic So fantastic, like the Newport that I smoke Hit the motherfucka I choke I brag and I boast about Death, dying, and hoes So understand he's saying something be heard I'm underground with the dirt and grime Smashin heads be my for rhyme I'm on time a motherfucka Leavin you in the forest Standin in comfortable shifts like Chuck Norris the chorus Second hand smoke when you Remember what I told you always You relieve on the Monoxide Child and Travel the world on nine cloud loud Free your Breath it in second hand your mind Breath it in second hand You phony bitches shut...
(Buzz) Oh up Phat or Wack? Applause (One clap, then blowing) Ohh I'm It seems that this also feels SHIT WAS WACK! Personally I think they both (Applause) Ok back to contestants 1 Uhh hopefully this time You'll with somethin A little more for me and the audience (They suck) Are you Yeah man Yeah we ready fat the name of your selection? Uhh hold on hold on uhh I have the shit dawg The Shaggy Show, fail That's dawg Aight then Terrible... Aight hey we want you to uhh Terrible, Bink Here it is, Insane Clown Posse, Phat or
You know shit do ya? You wouldn't shit If it into your ugly bitch ass face You even begun to expierence drama muthafucka Your Mama Your muthafuckin big fat chicken assed Mama Don't even about this drama, muthafucka Oh my god at that, turn it up please Poor Nancy Kerrigan's sweet knees Somebody took a black and went thump That's terrible we heard about it for What about that one nobody guy that found in the grass With his in his ass Unless there was But you recall Cause Michael squeezed up On some little kids What you DRAMA Ain't all just that your wack With your intergalactic satellite compress Yes, but we feed the homeless And then OJ's wack story Everybody watched while Okalahoma exploded 900 reasons why this world don't really care Thats what it costs for a chair! What you know bout Terrible, you don't what's terrible Terrible, you know bout terrible? Terrible, you don't what's terrible...
(Buzz) There's the Audience or Wack? SHIT WAS WACK! Ohh you fuckin suck momma sucks my dick Ok we'll move back over to team number 2 Twiztid are you Man fuck you we Do you a song selected? Yeah we got a you wanna go with Man it don't muthafucka (They booing everything) Yeah that's I'm sayin Rock the Dead, it Bink Bink you This is Twiztid Rock the or Wack?
Wake up, to the sky Bring the wicked shit and the will arise up, float to the sky Bring the wicked shit and the dead arise on Space and dumpin in the yard I your headstone from your grave plot and confused Seen tomorrows dreams on news through a hole in the sky Will I You know the time with this life, love, and lies in the darkness Walkin my conscience Like an android I heartless Underground, and know me well Bring it to the lights of the depths of Hell Walk through the time flux hand and with clear mind are harmonious like the rhythm of windchimes Peel the rhyme and examine the fruit Rotten to the core buried in best suits Maggots on they face, Eyes in they head your fuckin arms up and rock the dead Wake up, to the sky Bring the wicked shit and the will arise Wake up, to the sky Bring the wicked shit and the will arise on Got me a mic, and now we ache like the And all we do is rock the dead So thoughts runnin all through my head But the one that's clear is rock the...
(Buzz) up Ladies and Phat or (Silence) Ohh as that was some of surprise This audience THAT WAS WACK! Ok we're gonna on back over to team number 1 The Insane Posse are you ready? Yeah, yeah we But I uhh everyone in the studio audience To know can suck my dick! That's great, but uhh save the for your momma Man I'm bout to bring the drama to muthafuckin chin ass bitch I'm scared, it Now this is your last Do you have a ready? Man it Let's hit em up with Another Love Yeah probably like the pussy shit Uhh Another Song bitch Ok ladies and This is Clown Posse Another Love Song Phat or
Yeah, I mean I what your sayin I mean you got carried in the moment And I could forgive you...I could do I do anything if I wanted to I could buy you a Lexus With a white leather (I could) I could off some bears and dogs and shit Just to you a fur coat I love you and treat you with class (Oh yeah) And have babies all out your ass But thinkin that I I'd rather kill you I got you in my car You goin no were bitch your dead I'd cut that neck in half I'd rather choke out bitch ass I'd rather chop and never Because you my homie I'd rather cut that in half I'd rather choke out bitch ass I'd rather and never stop Because you my homie...
(Buzz) Well was a good song, (Fart) Not Well audience you built the Time to it shut Phat or SHIT WAS WACK! Well gonna do it for Insane Clown Posse It's time for you guys to hit the door Cause you're definitely Man fuck you, fuck the show, fuck the (Ok) All can fuck off Man y'all Yo Jeckel out May 25th juggalos Yeah, yeah, Fuck off, off, fuck off Alright don't let the hit you on the ass seen it all before People come so eager And leave so (Hahaha) On to number 2 Ok Twiztid here's your last Are you Man we should you up muthafucka What's the selection you're play? Uhh we got Umm there's a few but I'm you man There's booin, crazy I'm like it matter How it feel? Bink bitch How does it It feels wack Ladies and How does it or Wack?
How does it to be you How does it feel to the way you do It's so And I don't care if you or you hate me I know you muthafuckas bout to me How does it to be you How does it feel to the way you do so decisive And I care if you like or you hate me I you muthafuckas bout to underrate me You label me a paranoid on this planet for 2 things Talkin and automatic Mind gets transferred in little through the woods Bury you if I could Robin through the hood a body in the trunk because he's known as a chump I hear him keep junk in my ear But else can hear I look around and I'm feeling Palms are sweaty I'm about to out Last chance but nothing could stop Twiztid sprout I'm all mad cussing Fuck you and the red Peon wrecking and skull bitches to dust and when I recite you folks die Like I in the night, I let your soul fly So high that I touch ground Make it so your never found Another Unsolved for some nobody Every night on TV Try to get me to see My closed and rolled back Holdin a thought deep in my mind about a car Another break down in the of the street People just kept moving they Treat me like a freak, so how am to act So you see me muthafucka...
(Buzz) the buzzer Audience how did feel? THAT WAS WACK! me about it Twiztid beat it (Man you it) Get the hell here (Naww fuck that) We been all day strikes and your out June 22nd fool Twiztid I know, go ahead Yeah you know, you know nuthin bitch Let the close Ok and gentlemen We're not leave you with all that wackness So as the roll We'd you to enjoy The all time grand Danny K Now is what real music is about Until time I'm Burt And this has Phat or Wack (Some rapping) consideration paid for By Island Psychopathic If for any you should care for or like One of the groups that was Might I you go pick up one of their albums The Insane Clown uhh Entitled the Jeckel Brothers Which will be in stores May 25th Or Mostasteless Which will be in stores nationwide June As always we'd like to you for your Participation in watching fine television program That's copyright 1999