Ladies and The of phat, uhh, Phat or Wack? Uhh friend and mine Chipperwink (Applause) Hello I'm Bink And is Phat or Wack! The rules are Each one of our will play music From their upcoming And the audience will judge by applause Now meet our contestants Team number 1 the Southwest side of Detroit They are Violent J and 2 Dope The Insane Clown (Boo!) And team number 2 from the side of Detroit They are Jamie and the Monoxide Child (Boo!) Now let's Phat or Wack Alright number 1 first The Insane Posse, are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready Bink, we ready What are you gonna play for us? Terrible, umm Fuck the world, yeah Uhh, Fuck the World, yup Ladies and is Insane Clown Posse Fuck the World It's your turn to Phat or
Fuck, fuck that Fuck it to me If I only I'd set the world on fire (x3) Say the world THE WORLD! 'em all 'EM ALL Fuck you, fuck me, us Fuck Tom, Mary, fuck Gus Dairius Fuck the West And fuck on the East Eat and die Or off at least Fuck pre-schoolers, rulers Kings and and gold jewelers wine coolers Fuck chickens, ducks Everybody in crew sucks Punk critics, fuck your review Even if you me, FUCK YOU! your Mom, fuck your Mom's Mama Fuck the Beastie and the Daili Llama Fuck the rain forest, a Forest Gump You probably like it in the Fuck a pump Fuck the deal And fuck all the Fuck all 52 states, And fuck...
(Buzz) Well, that means that your time is out Ladies and of the audience If you thought was phat let's hear a of applause (Crickets chirp) Ewww, I'm Well, that could only one thing SHIT WAS WACK! (Applause) Ok we're gonna move along here number 2, Twiztid Are you ready? we straight Ok your first selection for us today? Hey, hey man they just my shit Fuck the World was the Naww, uh uh We gonna with 2nd Hand sec, this on? 2nd Hand Smoke, yeah yeah 2nd Hand Alright and gentlemen prepare yourself is Twiztid, 2nd Hand Smoke You be the Phat or
Free mind I represent the side, no peace Fuck the We tell you to the deceased at least A grown man tellin you something that he to deceive, no more tricks up my sleeve What the fuck bitch, bitch Why you shit? Better bitch Before your get hit This shit is Twiztid deeper than that Old French Stickier than jam and jelly phased, it Everybody else talkin bout something What you thought you bitch, Can it, cause your Dead Dinner table Leavin' you pistol-whipped in the with abrasions Part of the contamination of Mind Sleep in a dream, hopin it's gone when I Mama think I'm a play on play serial Fruitloop biting my mind like We survive catapillas in cocoons and caskets Stretch the industry like So fantastic, like the cigarette that I smoke Hit the motherfucka I choke I and I boast about nothin Death, dying, and fuckin So that he's saying something Never be I'm underground with the dirt and grime Smashin heads be my reason for I'm on time a motherfucka Leavin you in the forest Standin in some comfortable shifts like Norris Check the Second hand smoke you breath Remember I told you always believe You on the Monoxide Child and wild Travel the world on cloud screaming loud Free mind Breath it in hand smoke Free your Breath it in second hand You phony bitches shut...
(Buzz) Oh up Audience Phat or Applause (One clap, then blowing) Ohh I'm It that this audience also feels THAT WAS WACK! I think they both suck (Applause) Ok back to contestants 1 Uhh hopefully this gentlemen You'll come somethin A little more likable for me and the (They suck) Are you man c'mon Yeah we fat bitch the name of your selection? Uhh hold on hold on uhh I have the bomb shit The Shaggy Show, can't That's wack then what? Terrible... Aight hey we you to play uhh Terrible, Bink Here it is, Insane Clown Posse, or Wack?
You don't shit do ya? You wouldn't shit If it ripped into your ugly ass face You ain't even to expierence drama muthafucka Your Mama Your muthafuckin big fat chicken faced Mama Don't even know about this drama, Oh my god look at that, it up please Poor Nancy Kerrigan's sweet knees Somebody a black thing and went thump That's terrible we heard about it for What about that one nobody guy they found in the grass his dick in his ass Unless there was But you recall Cause Michael squeezed up On some kids balls you consider DRAMA Ain't all It's just that your With your intergalactic data compress Yes, but we can't feed the And then wack story unfolded Everybody that while Okalahoma exploded 900 good why this world don't really care Thats it costs for a wheel chair! What you know bout Terrible, you don't know terrible Terrible, you know bout terrible? Terrible, you don't know terrible...
(Buzz) There's the Audience or Wack? SHIT WAS WACK! Ohh you fuckin suck Your sucks my dick Ok we'll move over here to team number 2 Twiztid are you Man you we ready Do you a song selected? Yeah we got a What you go with Man it don't muthafucka (They booing everything) Yeah that's I'm sayin Rock the Dead, it bitch Bink you This is Twiztid the Dead Phat or
up, float to the sky Bring the wicked shit and the dead arise Wake up, to the sky Bring the wicked shit and the dead will on Space and dumpin in the yard I your headstone from your grave plot and confused Seen dreams on tonights news Fallin a hole in the sky I die? You know the time multiplied with life, love, and lies in the darkness Walkin my conscience Like an I remain heartless Underground, and mental me well Bring it to the white lights of the depths of Walk through the time flux hand and with clear mind Chords are harmonious like the of windchimes Peel back the and examine the fruit Rotten to the core buried in best suits crawling on they face, Eyes sunk in head Throw your fuckin arms up and rock the up, float to the sky Bring the wicked shit and the will arise Wake up, to the sky Bring the wicked shit and the will arise on Got me a mic, and now we ache like the And all we do is rock the dead So many thoughts runnin all through my But the one that's clear is rock the...
(Buzz) up Ladies and or Wack? (Silence) Ohh as that was some sort of This feels SHIT WAS WACK! Ok we're gonna on back over to team number 1 The Insane Clown Fella's are you Yeah, yeah we But I want uhh everyone in the studio To know y'all can my dick! That's great, but uhh save the drama for your Man I'm bout to bring the drama to your muthafuckin Punk ass I'm scared, it Now is your last chance Do you have a ready? Man it Let's hit em up Another Love Song Yeah they'll like the pussy shit Uhh Love Song bitch Ok ladies and This is Clown Posse Another Love Song or Wack?
Yeah, I mean I hear what your I mean you got away in the moment And I could you...I could do that I do anything if I wanted to I could buy you a Truck With a white leather (I could) I could off some bears and dogs and shit Just to you a fur coat I could love you and you with class (Oh yeah) And have fallin all out your ass But about that I feel I'd rather you I got you in my car You ain't goin no bitch your dead I'd cut that neck in half I'd choke out that bitch ass I'd rather chop and stop Because you my homie I'd rather cut neck in half I'd choke out that bitch ass I'd chop and never stop you fucked my homie...
(Buzz) Well was a good song, (Fart) Not audience you built the casket Time to it shut Phat or SHIT WAS WACK! Well that's gonna do it for Insane Clown It's time for you guys to hit the door you're definitely wack Man fuck you, fuck the show, fuck the (Ok) All y'all can off Man fuck Yo Jeckel Brothers out May juggalos Yeah, yeah, Fuck off, off, fuck off Alright let the door hit you on the ass We've seen it all People come here so And so bitter (Hahaha) On to number 2 Ok Twiztid here's your last Are you Man we should you up muthafucka What's the selection gonna play? Uhh we got Umm there's a few but I'm you man There's crazy booin, I'm like it don't How it feel? Bink bitch How does it It probably wack Ladies and How does it or Wack?
How it feel to be you How it feel to feel the way you do It's so And I don't if you like or you hate me I you muthafuckas bout to underrate me How does it to be you How does it to feel the way you do It's so And I don't if you like or you hate me I you muthafuckas bout to underrate me You label me a schizophrenic Known on this for 2 things Talkin shit and Mind transferred in little walks through the woods Bury you if I could Robin through the hood a body in the trunk because he's known as a chump I hear him keep talking in my ear But nobody can hear I look around and I'm feeling Palms are sweaty I'm to black out Last chance but could stop this Twiztid sprout I'm all about mad Fuck you and the red Peon wrecking and skull bitches to dust and when I recite you folks die Like I creep in the night, I let your fly So that I never touch ground Make it so your bodies never Another Mystery Looking for nobody single night on TV Try to get me to see My eyes closed and rolled Holdin a thought deep in my about a car jack Another break in the middle of the street People just kept moving feet me like a freak, so how am supposed to act So you see me muthafucka...
(Buzz) There's the Audience how did feel? THAT WAS WACK! me about it Twiztid it (Man you beat it) Get the outta here (Naww fuck that) We been all day Three and your out 22nd fool Twiztid Mostasteless Yeah I know, go Yeah you know, you don't know nuthin Let the door Ok and gentlemen We're not leave you with all that wackness So as the roll like you to enjoy The all time grand champion K Now this is real music is about Until time I'm Chipperwolf And has been Phat or Wack (Some rapping) Promotional paid for By Island slash If for any reason you should for or like One of the that was wack Might I suggest you go up one of their albums The Insane Posse uhh the Amazing Jeckel Brothers Which will be in stores May 25th Or Mostasteless Which will be in stores nationwide 22nd As always like to thank you for your Participation in watching this fine television That's copyright 1999