Ladies and The host of phat, uhh, Phat or Uhh friend and mine Chipperwink (Applause) Hello I'm Bink And is Phat or Wack! The are simple Each one of our will play music From their album And the studio audience judge by applause Now meet our contestants Team number 1 from the Southwest of Detroit They are Violent J and Shaggy 2 The Insane Clown (Boo!) And team number 2 from the East of Detroit They are Madrox and the Monoxide Child (Boo!) Now let's play Phat or Alright number 1 first The Insane Clown Posse, are you Yeah, yeah I'm Bink, we ready What song are you play for us? Terrible, umm Fuck the world, yeah Uhh, Fuck the World, yup Ladies and This is Insane Posse Fuck the World It's your turn to Phat or
Fuck, fuck shit Fuck it to me If I only could I'd set the on fire (x3) Say the world THE WORLD! 'em all 'EM ALL you, fuck me, fuck us Fuck Tom, fuck Mary, Gus Dairius Fuck the coast And everybody on the East Eat and die Or fuck off at Fuck pre-schoolers, fuck and queens and gold jewelers Fuck wine Fuck chickens, ducks in your crew sucks Punk Fuck critics, fuck your Even if you me, FUCK YOU! Fuck your Mom, fuck your Mama the Beastie Boys and the Daili Llama Fuck the rain forest, a Forest Gump You like it in the rump Fuck a shoe Fuck the real And fuck all the Fuck all 52 states, And fuck...
(Buzz) Well, that means that your time is out Ladies and gentlemen of the If you was phat let's hear a round of applause (Crickets chirp) Ewww, I'm Well, could mean only one thing THAT WAS WACK! (Applause) Ok we're gonna move right along Team number 2, Are you ready? Yeah we Ok what's your first selection for us Hey, hey man they hoed my shit Fuck the World was the Naww, uh uh We gonna come with 2nd Hand sec, on? 2nd Smoke, yeah yeah 2nd Hand Smoke ladies and gentlemen prepare yourself This is Twiztid, 2nd Smoke You be the or Wack?
Free your I represent the East side, no Fuck the We tell you to increase the at least A grown man tellin you that he believe to deceive, no more tricks up my sleeve What the fuck bitch, bitch Why you talkin Better bitch your dome get hit This shit is Twiztid deeper than that Old braid Stickier than jam and phased, kick it Everybody else real bout something you thought you heard bitch, Can it, your frontin wrong Dinner table Leavin' you pistol-whipped in the with abrasions Part of the contamination of State Sleep in a dream, it's gone when I awake Mama I'm a play on play serial killa biting my mind like Godzilla We survive catapillas in cocoons and caskets Stretch the industry like So fantastic, like the cigarette that I smoke Hit the motherfucka till I I brag and I boast about Death, dying, and fuckin So understand that he's something Never be I'm underground with the dirt and grime Smashin heads be my for rhyme I'm on time a motherfucka Leavin you hangin in the Standin in some comfortable shifts like Norris Check the Second hand when you breath Remember what I told you believe You relieve on the Monoxide and wild Travel the world on cloud screaming loud Free your it in second hand smoke Free mind Breath it in hand smoke You bitches wanna shut...
(Buzz) Oh up Audience Phat or Applause (One clap, then blowing) Ohh I'm It that this audience also feels THAT WAS WACK! I think they both suck (Applause) Ok to contestants number 1 Uhh this time gentlemen You'll come somethin A little more likable for me and the (They suck) Are you man c'mon Yeah we fat bitch What's the name of your Uhh hold on hold on uhh I have the bomb shit The Shaggy Show, fail That's dawg Aight what? Terrible... Aight hey we want you to play uhh Terrible, Here it is, Clown Posse, Terrible or Wack?
You don't shit do ya? You know shit If it ripped into ugly bitch ass face You ain't even begun to expierence muthafucka Your Mama Your muthafuckin big fat chicken assed Mama Don't even about this drama, muthafucka Oh my god look at that, it up please Poor Nancy sweet little knees Somebody a black thing and went thump That's we heard about it for months What that one nobody guy that they found Dead in the With his in his ass Unless there was But you won't Michael Jackson squeezed up On little kids balls What you DRAMA Ain't all It's just that wack With your intergalactic satellite data Yes, but we feed the homeless And then OJ's wack story Everybody watched that while Okalahoma 900 good reasons why this don't really care Thats it costs for a wheel chair! What you know terrible? Terrible, you know what's terrible Terrible, what you bout terrible? Terrible, you don't know terrible...
(Buzz) the buzzer Audience or Wack? THAT WAS WACK! Ohh you guys fuckin Your sucks my dick Ok we'll move back over to team number 2 Twiztid are you Man fuck you we Do you a song selected? Yeah we got a What you wanna go Man it matter This (They booing everything) Yeah what I'm sayin the Dead, fuck it Bink Bink you This is Rock the Dead or Wack?
Wake up, to the sky Bring the wicked shit and the dead arise up, float to the sky Bring the wicked shit and the dead will on Space and Mind in the yard I stoles your headstone from your plot and confused Seen tomorrows on tonights news Fallin through a in the sky Will I You know the time with this life, love, and lies Steppin in the Walkin my conscience Like an android I heartless Underground, and mental me well Bring it to the white of the depths of Hell Walk through the time hand and hand with clear mind Chords are harmonious like the of windchimes Peel back the and examine the fruit Rotten to the core buried in they best Maggots crawling on face, Eyes sunk in head Throw your fuckin arms up and the dead Wake up, to the sky Bring the wicked shit and the dead arise up, float to the sky Bring the wicked shit and the dead arise on Got me a mic, and now we ache the dead And all we wanna do is the dead So many runnin all through my head But the only one that's is rock the...
(Buzz) up Ladies and Phat or (Silence) Ohh as was some sort of surprise audience feels THAT WAS WACK! Ok gonna mosey on back over to team number 1 The Insane Clown are you ready? Yeah, yeah we But I want uhh everyone in the studio To know y'all can my dick! That's great, but uhh save the for your momma Man I'm bout to bring the drama to your muthafuckin Punk ass I'm scared, it Now this is your chance Do you have a ready? Man it Let's hit em up with Another Love Yeah they'll probably like the pussy Uhh Another Love Song Ok ladies and This is Insane Clown Posse Love Song Phat or
Yeah, I I hear what your sayin I mean you got carried in the moment And I could forgive you...I could do I do anything if I wanted to I could buy you a Lexus With a leather interior (I could) I kill off some bears and dogs and shit Just to you a fur coat I could love you and treat you class (Oh yeah) And have fallin all out your ass But thinkin about I feel I'd rather you I got you in my car You ain't goin no were bitch dead I'd rather cut that in half I'd choke out that bitch ass I'd rather chop and never Because you my homie I'd rather cut that neck in I'd rather out that bitch ass I'd chop and never stop Because you my homie...
(Buzz) that was a good song, (Fart) Not Well audience you built the Time to it shut Phat or THAT WAS WACK! Well that's gonna do it for Clown Posse It's time for you guys to hit the door Cause definitely wack Man fuck you, fuck the show, fuck the (Ok) All can fuck off Man fuck Yo Brothers out May 25th juggalos Yeah, yeah, Fuck off, off, fuck off Alright don't let the hit you on the ass seen it all before People come so eager And leave so (Hahaha) On to team 2 Ok here's your last chance Are you Man we should you up muthafucka What's the selection gonna play? Uhh we got Umm a few but I'm tellin you man There's booin, crazy I'm like it don't How does it feel? Bink How it feel? It probably feels Ladies and How does it Phat or
How does it to be you How it feel to feel the way you do so decisive And I don't care if you like or you me I know you muthafuckas to underrate me How does it to be you How it feel to feel the way you do so decisive And I don't care if you like or you me I know you muthafuckas to underrate me You label me a paranoid Known on planet for 2 things shit and automatic Mind gets transferred in little through the woods Bury you alive if I Robin through the with a body in the trunk Unidentified because known as a chump I hear him keep junk in my ear But nobody else can I around and I'm feeling weird Palms are sweaty I'm about to out Last chance but nothing could stop this Twiztid I'm all mad cussing Fuck you and the red Peon wrecking and crushing Turning bitches to and when I recite you folks die Like I in the night, I let your soul fly So high that I never ground Make it so your never found Another Mystery Looking for some Every single on TV Try to get me to see My eyes closed and rolled Holdin a thought deep in my mind a car jack Another break down in the of the street People just moving they feet me like a freak, so how am supposed to act So you see me muthafucka...
(Buzz) the buzzer Audience how did feel? THAT WAS WACK! me about it Twiztid it (Man you beat it) Get the hell outta here (Naww that) We been all day Three and your out 22nd fool Twiztid Mostasteless Yeah I know, go you know, you don't know nuthin bitch Let the close Ok and gentlemen We're not gonna leave you with all that So as the credits like you to enjoy The all time grand champion K Now this is what music is about Until next I'm Burt And has been Phat or Wack (Some rapping) Promotional consideration for By Island slash If for any reason you should care for or One of the groups that was Might I you go pick up one of their albums The Clown Posse uhh Entitled the Amazing Jeckel Which will be in nationwide May 25th Or Twiztid Which be in stores nationwide June 22nd As always we'd like to thank you for Participation in this fine television program That's copyright 1999