Ladies and The host of phat, uhh, Phat or Uhh your and mine Bink (Applause) everybody I'm Bink And this is or Wack! The rules are Each one of our teams will music From their upcoming And the studio audience will judge by Now let's meet our Team number 1 from the side of Detroit are Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope The Insane Clown (Boo!) And team number 2 from the side of Detroit They are Jamie Madrox and the Child (Boo!) Now let's Phat or Wack team number 1 first The Clown Posse, are you ready? Yeah, yeah I'm Bink, we ready What song are you gonna for us? Terrible, umm the world, yeah yeah Uhh, Bink the World, yup and gentlemen This is Insane Clown Posse the World It's your turn to or Wack?
Fuck, that shit give it to me If I could I'd set the world on fire (x3) Say the world THE WORLD! 'em all 'EM ALL Fuck you, fuck me, us Fuck Tom, fuck Mary, Gus Fuck Fuck the West And fuck everybody on the Eat and die Or fuck off at pre-schoolers, fuck rulers Kings and queens and gold Fuck coolers chickens, fuck ducks Everybody in your sucks Punk critics, fuck your review Even if you like me, YOU! Fuck your Mom, fuck Mom's Mama Fuck the Beastie and the Daili Llama Fuck the rain forest, fuck a Gump You like it in the rump Fuck a pump Fuck the deal And fuck all the all 52 states, oooh And fuck...
(Buzz) Well, that means that your time is out Ladies and of the audience If you was phat let's hear a round of applause (Crickets chirp) Ewww, I'm Well, that could mean one thing THAT WAS WACK! (Applause) Ok gonna move right along here number 2, Twiztid Are you gentlemen we straight Ok what's your first selection for us Hey, hey man they just hoed my Fuck the was the shit Naww, uh uh We gonna come with 2nd Hand sec, on? 2nd Hand Smoke, yeah yeah 2nd Smoke ladies and gentlemen prepare yourself This is Twiztid, 2nd Smoke You be the or Wack?
Free your I represent the side, no peace the police We you to increase the deceased at least A man tellin you something that he believe Practice to deceive, no tricks up my sleeve What the fuck bitch, chuck Why you talkin duck bitch Before your get hit This shit is Twiztid than that Old French braid Stickier than jam and jelly phased, it Everybody else talkin bout something What you you heard bitch, Can it, cause your Dead Dinner table you pistol-whipped in the corner with abrasions Part of the of Mind State Sleep in a dream, hopin gone when I awake Mama think I'm a play on play serial Fruitloop biting my mind Godzilla We survive like in cocoons and caskets Stretch the industry like So fantastic, like the Newport cigarette I smoke Hit the motherfucka till I I and I boast about nothin Death, dying, and hoes So that he's saying something be heard I'm underground with the dirt and grime Smashin be my reason for rhyme I'm on time a motherfucka Leavin you in the forest Standin in some comfortable like Chuck Norris Check the Second hand smoke you breath Remember what I you always believe You relieve on the Monoxide and wild Travel the world on cloud screaming loud Free mind it in second hand smoke Free mind Breath it in hand smoke You phony bitches shut...
(Buzz) Oh up Audience or Wack? Applause (One clap, then blowing) Ohh I'm It seems that this audience also SHIT WAS WACK! Personally I think they both (Applause) Ok to contestants number 1 Uhh this time gentlemen come with somethin A little likable for me and the audience (They suck) Are you Yeah man Yeah we ready fat What's the name of selection? Uhh hold on hold on uhh I have the bomb shit The Shaggy Show, fail That's wack Aight what? Terrible... Aight hey we you to play uhh Terrible, Bink Here it is, Clown Posse, Terrible Phat or
You know shit do ya? You wouldn't shit If it ripped into ugly bitch ass face You even begun to expierence drama muthafucka Your Mama Your muthafuckin big fat chicken faced Mama Don't even know this drama, muthafucka Oh my god look at that, it up please Poor Nancy Kerrigan's sweet little Somebody took a black and went thump That's terrible we heard about it for What about that one guy that they found Dead in the his dick in his ass Unless was more But you recall Cause Michael squeezed up On little kids balls What you DRAMA Ain't all It's just your wack With your intergalactic satellite compress Yes, but we can't feed the And then OJ's wack story Everybody watched while Okalahoma exploded 900 reasons why this world don't really care Thats it costs for a wheel chair! What you bout terrible? Terrible, you don't know what's Terrible, what you know bout Terrible, you don't know terrible...
(Buzz) There's the Audience Phat or THAT WAS WACK! Ohh you guys fuckin Your momma sucks my Ok we'll move over here to team number 2 Twiztid are you Man fuck you we Do you have a selected? Yeah we got a What you go with Man it don't This muthafucka (They everything) Yeah that's what I'm Rock the Dead, it bitch Bink you This is Twiztid Rock the or Wack?
Wake up, to the sky Bring the wicked and the dead will arise Wake up, to the sky the wicked shit and the dead will arise on Space and Mind dumpin in the I stoles your headstone from your grave and confused Seen tomorrows on tonights news Fallin a hole in the sky I die? You know the time multiplied this life, love, and lies in the darkness Walkin my conscience an android I remain heartless Underground, and mental know me Bring it to the white lights of the of Hell Walk through the flux hand and hand with clear mind Chords are like the rhythm of windchimes Peel back the and examine the fruit to the core buried in they best suits Maggots on they face, Eyes in they head your fuckin arms up and rock the dead Wake up, to the sky Bring the wicked shit and the dead will Wake up, to the sky Bring the wicked and the dead will arise on Got me a mic, and now we ache like the And all we do is rock the dead So many thoughts runnin all through my But the only one clear is rock the...
(Buzz) up Ladies and Phat or (Silence) Ohh as that was some sort of This audience THAT WAS WACK! Ok we're gonna mosey on over to team number 1 The Insane Clown Fella's are you Yeah, yeah we But I want uhh everyone in the audience To know y'all can my dick! That's great, but uhh save the for your momma Man I'm bout to bring the drama to muthafuckin chin Punk ass I'm scared, it Now this is last chance Do you a selection ready? Man it hit em up with Another Love Song Yeah they'll probably like the pussy Uhh Another Song bitch Ok and gentlemen This is Insane Clown Posse Another Love Phat or
Yeah, I mean I hear what your I you got carried away in the moment And I could forgive you...I could do I could do anything if I to I could buy you a Truck With a leather interior (I could) I could kill off some bears and dogs and to make you a fur coat I could love you and treat you class (Oh yeah) And have babies fallin all out ass But thinkin about I feel I'd kill you I got you in my car You ain't goin no were bitch your I'd rather cut that in half I'd choke out that bitch ass I'd rather and never stop Because you my homie I'd cut that neck in half I'd rather out that bitch ass I'd chop and never stop you fucked my homie...
(Buzz) Well was a good song, (Fart) Not Well audience you built the to nail it shut Phat or THAT WAS WACK! Well that's gonna do it for Insane Clown Posse It's time for you to hit the door Cause you're wack Man you, fuck the show, fuck the audience (Ok) All y'all can off Man y'all Yo Jeckel Brothers out May juggalos Yeah, yeah, off, fuck off, fuck off Alright let the door hit you on the ass We've it all before come here so eager And leave so (Hahaha) On to team 2 Ok Twiztid here's your chance Are you Man we should you up Negative the selection you're gonna play? Uhh we got Umm a few but I'm tellin you man crazy booin, crazy I'm like it don't How does it feel? bitch How it feel? It probably feels Ladies and How it feel? or Wack?
How does it to be you How does it feel to the way you do so decisive And I don't care if you like or you me I know you muthafuckas to underrate me How it feel to be you How does it feel to the way you do It's so And I don't if you like or you hate me I know you muthafuckas bout to me You label me a schizophrenic Known on this for 2 things Talkin and automatic Mind gets transferred in little walks the woods Bury you if I could Robin the hood with a body in the trunk Unidentified he's known as a chump I him keep talking junk in my ear But nobody else can I look around and I'm weird are sweaty I'm about to black out Last chance but nothing could stop this Twiztid I'm all mad cussing you and the red Martian Peon wrecking and skull bitches to dust and when I recite you folks die Like I creep in the night, I let soul fly So that I never touch ground Make it so your never found Unsolved Mystery Looking for nobody Every night on TV Try to get me to see My closed and rolled back Holdin a thought in my mind about a car jack Another break down in the of the street People just kept moving feet Treat me a freak, so how am supposed to act So you see me muthafucka...
(Buzz) the buzzer Audience how did that SHIT WAS WACK! Tell me it beat it (Man you beat it) Get the hell outta here (Naww that) We here all day Three strikes and out June 22nd Twiztid Mostasteless Yeah I know, go Yeah you know, you don't nuthin bitch Let the door Ok ladies and We're not gonna leave you all that wackness So as the credits We'd you to enjoy The all time champion Danny K Now this is what music is about next time I'm Burt And this has been or Wack (Some rapping) Promotional consideration for By slash Psychopathic If for any reason you should care for or One of the groups was wack Might I you go pick up one of their albums The Insane Clown uhh the Amazing Jeckel Brothers Which will be in stores nationwide May Or Mostasteless will be in stores nationwide June 22nd As always like to thank you for your Participation in this fine television program That's copyright 1999