Ladies and The of phat, uhh, Phat or Wack? Uhh friend and mine Bink (Applause) Hello I'm Bink And this is or Wack! The rules are Each one of our teams will play From upcoming album And the studio audience will by applause Now let's meet our Team 1 from the Southwest side of Detroit They are Violent J and 2 Dope The Insane Clown (Boo!) And team 2 from the East side of Detroit They are Madrox and the Monoxide Child (Boo!) Now let's Phat or Wack Alright team 1 first The Insane Posse, are you ready? Yeah, yeah I'm Bink, we ready What are you gonna play for us? Terrible, umm Fuck the world, yeah Uhh, Bink the World, yup Ladies and This is Insane Clown Posse Fuck the It's your to judge Phat or
Fuck, fuck shit Fuck it to me If I only I'd set the world on fire (x3) Say fuck the THE WORLD! 'em all 'EM ALL Fuck you, fuck me, us Tom, fuck Mary, fuck Gus Fuck the West coast And fuck everybody on the Eat and die Or off at least Fuck pre-schoolers, fuck Kings and queens and jewelers wine coolers Fuck chickens, fuck Everybody in crew sucks Punk Fuck critics, fuck review Even if you me, FUCK YOU! Fuck your Mom, fuck your Mom's Fuck the Beastie Boys and the Daili Fuck the rain forest, fuck a Forest You probably it in the rump Fuck a shoe Fuck the real And all the fakes Fuck all 52 states, And fuck...
(Buzz) Well, sound means that your time is out Ladies and of the audience If you thought was let's hear a round of applause (Crickets chirp) Ewww, I'm Well, that mean only one thing SHIT WAS WACK! (Applause) Ok we're gonna move right here Team 2, Twiztid Are you ready? Yeah we Ok what's your first for us today? Hey, hey man just hoed my shit the World was the shit Naww, uh uh We gonna with 2nd Hand sec, this on? 2nd Hand Smoke, yeah yeah 2nd Hand Alright and gentlemen prepare yourself This is Twiztid, 2nd Hand You be the or Wack?
Free mind I represent the side, no peace the police We tell you to increase the deceased at A grown man tellin you something that he Practice to deceive, no more up my sleeve the fuck bitch, chuck bitch Why you shit? Better bitch Before your get hit shit is Twiztid deeper than that Old French braid Stickier jam and jelly phased, kick it Everybody else real talkin something What you you heard bitch, Can it, cause your Dead Dinner conversations Leavin' you pistol-whipped in the corner with Part of the contamination of Mind Sleep in a dream, hopin it's when I awake Mama think I'm a play on play killa Fruitloop biting my like Godzilla We survive like in cocoons and caskets Stretch the industry like So fantastic, like the Newport cigarette that I Hit the motherfucka I choke I brag and I boast about Death, dying, and fuckin So understand that saying something Never be heard I'm with the dirt and grime Smashin heads be my for rhyme I'm on time like a Leavin you hangin in the Standin in some comfortable shifts like Chuck the chorus Second hand smoke you breath Remember what I you always believe You relieve on the Child and wild Travel the world on nine cloud screaming Free your it in second hand smoke Free your it in second hand smoke You bitches wanna shut...
(Buzz) Oh up Phat or Wack? Applause (One clap, wind blowing) Ohh I'm It seems that audience also feels THAT WAS WACK! Personally I they both suck (Applause) Ok to contestants number 1 Uhh this time gentlemen You'll come with A little likable for me and the audience (They suck) Are you man c'mon Yeah we fat bitch What's the of your selection? Uhh on hold on uhh I have the bomb shit dawg The Shaggy Show, can't That's dawg then what? Terrible... Aight hey we you to play uhh Terrible, Bink Here it is, Clown Posse, Terrible Phat or
You don't know do ya? You wouldn't know If it ripped your ugly bitch ass face You ain't even begun to expierence drama Your Mama Your muthafuckin big fat chicken assed Mama Don't even know this drama, muthafucka Oh my god look at that, it up please Poor Nancy Kerrigan's little knees Somebody took a thing and went thump That's terrible we heard about it for What about that one nobody guy they found in the grass With his in his ass Unless there was But you recall Michael Jackson squeezed up On some little kids What you consider Ain't all It's just that your With your intergalactic satellite data Yes, but we can't the homeless And OJ's wack story unfolded Everybody watched that while Okalahoma 900 good reasons why world don't really care Thats what it for a wheel chair! you know bout terrible? Terrible, you don't know what's Terrible, you know bout terrible? Terrible, you know what's terrible...
(Buzz) the buzzer Audience or Wack? SHIT WAS WACK! Ohh you fuckin suck momma sucks my dick Ok we'll move back here to team number 2 Twiztid are you Man fuck you we Do you a song selected? Yeah we got a What you wanna go Man it don't This muthafucka (They everything) Yeah what I'm sayin Rock the Dead, it bitch Bink you This is Twiztid the Dead or Wack?
Wake up, to the sky Bring the wicked shit and the will arise Wake up, to the sky Bring the shit and the dead will arise on Space and dumpin in the yard I stoles your headstone your grave plot and confused Seen dreams on tonights news Fallin a hole in the sky I die? You know the multiplied with this life, love, and lies in the darkness Walkin through my Like an android I heartless Underground, and mental know me Bring it to the white lights of the of Hell Walk through the time flux hand and with clear mind Chords are like the rhythm of windchimes Peel back the and examine the fruit Rotten to the core buried in they suits crawling on they face, Eyes in they head Throw your fuckin arms up and rock the up, float to the sky Bring the wicked shit and the dead arise Wake up, to the sky Bring the wicked and the dead will arise on Got me a mic, and now we ache like the And all we wanna do is rock the So many thoughts runnin all through my But the only one that's is rock the...
(Buzz) up Ladies and Phat or (Silence) Ohh as that was sort of surprise audience feels THAT WAS WACK! Ok we're gonna mosey on back to team number 1 The Clown Posse Fella's are you Yeah, we ready But I want uhh in the studio audience To know can suck my dick! That's great, but uhh save the drama for your Man I'm bout to bring the drama to muthafuckin chin ass bitch I'm scared, it Now is your last chance Do you have a selection Man it hit em up with Another Love Song Yeah they'll probably the pussy shit Uhh Another Love bitch Ok and gentlemen This is Insane Clown Posse Love Song Phat or
Yeah, I mean I what your sayin I mean you got carried in the moment And I forgive you...I could do that I could do anything if I to I buy you a Lexus Truck a white leather interior (I could) I could kill off some bears and dogs and Just to you a fur coat I could love you and you with class (Oh yeah) And have babies all out your ass But thinkin that I feel I'd kill you I got you in my car You ain't goin no were bitch dead I'd rather cut that neck in I'd rather choke out bitch ass I'd rather chop and never you fucked my homie I'd rather cut that neck in I'd rather choke out that ass I'd rather and never stop you fucked my homie...
(Buzz) Well was a good song, (Fart) Not audience you built the casket Time to it shut Phat or SHIT WAS WACK! Well that's gonna do it for Insane Clown Posse It's time for you guys to hit the Cause you're definitely Man fuck you, the show, fuck the audience (Ok) All can fuck off Man y'all Yo Jeckel Brothers out May 25th Yeah, yeah, off, fuck off, fuck off Alright don't let the hit you on the ass We've seen it all People here so eager And leave so (Hahaha) On to team 2 Ok Twiztid your last chance Are you Man we should you up Negative What's the selection you're play? Uhh we got Umm a few but I'm tellin you man crazy booin, crazy I'm like it matter How does it feel? bitch How it feel? It probably wack Ladies and How does it or Wack?
How does it to be you How it feel to feel the way you do It's so And I don't care if you like or you me I know you muthafuckas bout to me How does it to be you How it feel to feel the way you do so decisive And I don't if you like or you hate me I know you muthafuckas bout to me You label me a schizophrenic on this planet for 2 things Talkin shit and Mind gets transferred in little through the woods Bury you if I could Robin the hood with a body in the trunk Unidentified because he's known as a I him keep talking junk in my ear But nobody can hear I look around and I'm feeling Palms are sweaty I'm about to out Last chance but nothing could this Twiztid sprout I'm all mad cussing you and the red Martian Peon wrecking and skull bitches to dust and when I recite you folks die Like I creep in the night, I let your fly So high I never touch ground Make it so your bodies never Another Mystery Looking for some single night on TV Try to get me to see My eyes closed and rolled Holdin a thought deep in my mind a car jack Another break down in the middle of the People just moving they feet Treat me like a freak, so how am to act So you see me muthafucka...
(Buzz) the buzzer Audience how did feel? THAT WAS WACK! me about it Twiztid it (Man you beat it) Get the outta here (Naww fuck that) We here all day strikes and your out June fool Twiztid Mostasteless Yeah I know, go Yeah you know, you don't nuthin bitch Let the close Ok ladies and We're not gonna leave you with all that So as the credits We'd you to enjoy The all time grand champion K Now this is what real is about Until time I'm Chipperwolf And has been Phat or Wack (Some rapping) Promotional paid for By slash Psychopathic If for any reason you should care for or One of the that was wack Might I suggest you go up one of their albums The Clown Posse uhh Entitled the Amazing Jeckel Which be in stores nationwide May 25th Or Mostasteless Which will be in stores nationwide June As always we'd like to you for your Participation in watching fine television program That's copyright 1999