Ladies and The host of phat, uhh, or Wack? Uhh your and mine Chipperwink (Applause) Hello I'm Bink And this is or Wack! The are simple Each one of our teams will music From their upcoming And the audience will judge by applause Now meet our contestants number 1 from the Southwest side of Detroit They are Violent J and 2 Dope The Insane Clown (Boo!) And team 2 from the East side of Detroit They are Jamie Madrox and the Child (Boo!) Now let's Phat or Wack Alright team 1 first The Clown Posse, are you ready? Yeah, yeah I'm Bink, we ready song are you gonna play for us? Terrible, umm Fuck the world, yeah Uhh, Fuck the World, yup and gentlemen This is Insane Clown Fuck the World It's turn to judge or Wack?
Fuck, fuck shit Fuck it to me If I could I'd set the world on fire (x3) Say the world THE WORLD! 'em all 'EM ALL Fuck you, fuck me, us Fuck Tom, Mary, fuck Gus Fuck Fuck the coast And fuck everybody on the Eat and die Or fuck off at Fuck pre-schoolers, rulers and queens and gold jewelers Fuck wine Fuck chickens, ducks Everybody in your sucks muthafucks Fuck critics, fuck your Even if you like me, YOU! Fuck your Mom, fuck Mom's Mama Fuck the Beastie Boys and the Llama the rain forest, fuck a Forest Gump You probably it in the rump a shoe pump Fuck the real And all the fakes Fuck all 52 states, And fuck...
(Buzz) Well, sound means that your time is out and gentlemen of the audience If you thought was phat let's hear a round of (Crickets chirp) Ewww, I'm Well, that could mean only one THAT WAS WACK! (Applause) Ok we're gonna right along here number 2, Twiztid Are you gentlemen Yeah we Ok your first selection for us today? Hey, hey man they just hoed my the World was the shit Naww, uh uh We gonna come 2nd Hand sec, this on? 2nd Smoke, yeah yeah 2nd Hand Smoke Alright and gentlemen prepare yourself This is Twiztid, 2nd Hand You be the or Wack?
Free mind I represent the side, no peace the police We tell you to increase the deceased at A grown man tellin you something he believe to deceive, no more tricks up my sleeve What the bitch, chuck bitch Why you talkin Better bitch Before your get hit This shit is Twiztid deeper than that Old French than jam and jelly phased, kick it Everybody else real talkin bout you thought you heard bitch, Can it, cause your Dead Dinner conversations Leavin' you in the corner with abrasions Part of the contamination of State in a dream, hopin it's gone when I awake Mama I'm a play on play serial killa Fruitloop biting my mind like We survive like catapillas in and caskets Stretch the like elastic So fantastic, like the Newport that I smoke Hit the till I choke I brag and I boast nothin Death, dying, and hoes So understand he's saying something Never be heard I'm underground the dirt and grime heads be my reason for rhyme I'm on like a motherfucka you hangin in the forest Standin in some comfortable shifts like Chuck Check the Second hand when you breath Remember what I you always believe You relieve on the Child and wild Travel the on nine cloud screaming loud Free mind Breath it in second hand Free mind it in second hand smoke You bitches wanna shut...
(Buzz) Oh up Audience Phat or Applause (One clap, then blowing) Ohh I'm It seems that this audience also SHIT WAS WACK! Personally I think both suck (Applause) Ok to contestants number 1 Uhh hopefully time gentlemen come with somethin A little likable for me and the audience (They suck) Are you Yeah man we ready fat bitch What's the of your selection? Uhh on hold on uhh I have the bomb shit dawg The Shaggy Show, fail That's wack then what? Terrible... Aight hey we want you to uhh Terrible, Bink Here it is, Insane Posse, Terrible or Wack?
You don't know do ya? You know shit If it into your ugly bitch ass face You ain't even begun to expierence muthafucka Your Mama Your muthafuckin big fat chicken assed Mama Don't know about this drama, muthafucka Oh my god at that, turn it up please Poor Nancy Kerrigan's sweet little Somebody a black thing and went thump terrible we heard about it for months What about that one guy that they found in the grass With his in his ass Unless there was But you recall Cause Michael squeezed up On some little kids What you consider all that It's just that wack With your intergalactic satellite data Yes, but we can't feed the And OJ's wack story unfolded Everybody watched while Okalahoma exploded 900 reasons why this world don't really care Thats what it for a wheel chair! What you know bout Terrible, you know what's terrible Terrible, what you bout terrible? Terrible, you don't know terrible...
(Buzz) the buzzer Audience or Wack? THAT WAS WACK! Ohh you guys fuckin momma sucks my dick Ok we'll move back over here to number 2 Twiztid are you Man you we ready Do you a song selected? Yeah we got a you wanna go with Man it matter This muthafucka (They everything) Yeah that's I'm sayin the Dead, fuck it Bink bitch you This is Twiztid Rock the or Wack?
Wake up, to the sky Bring the wicked and the dead will arise up, float to the sky Bring the wicked shit and the dead arise on Space and dumpin in the yard I your headstone from your grave plot and confused Seen dreams on tonights news through a hole in the sky Will I You know the time multiplied this life, love, and lies in the darkness Walkin through my Like an I remain heartless Underground, and know me well Bring it to the lights of the depths of Hell Walk through the time flux and hand with clear mind Chords are harmonious the rhythm of windchimes Peel back the rhyme and the fruit Rotten to the core buried in they suits crawling on they face, Eyes sunk in they Throw your arms up and rock the dead up, float to the sky Bring the wicked shit and the dead will Wake up, to the sky Bring the shit and the dead will arise on Got me a mic, and now we like the dead And all we wanna do is rock the So thoughts runnin all through my head But the only one that's clear is the...
(Buzz) up Ladies and or Wack? (Silence) Ohh as was some sort of surprise This feels THAT WAS WACK! Ok we're mosey on back over to team number 1 The Clown Posse Fella's are you Yeah, yeah we But I want uhh everyone in the audience To know can suck my dick! That's great, but uhh save the for your momma Man I'm bout to bring the drama to your muthafuckin ass bitch I'm scared, it Now is your last chance Do you a selection ready? Man it Let's hit em up with Another Song Yeah they'll probably the pussy shit Uhh Another Love bitch Ok ladies and This is Insane Clown Posse Love Song Phat or
Yeah, I I hear what your sayin I mean you got away in the moment And I forgive you...I could do that I do anything if I wanted to I could buy you a Lexus With a white leather (I could) I could kill off some bears and dogs and to make you a fur coat I could love you and you with class (Oh yeah) And have babies all out your ass But thinkin that I feel I'd kill you I got you in my car You ain't goin no were bitch your I'd rather cut that in half I'd rather out that bitch ass I'd rather and never stop Because you my homie I'd rather cut that neck in I'd choke out that bitch ass I'd rather chop and never Because you my homie...
(Buzz) Well was a good song, (Fart) Not Well audience you the casket Time to it shut or Wack? THAT WAS WACK! Well gonna do it for Insane Clown Posse It's time for you guys to hit the door you're definitely wack Man you, fuck the show, fuck the audience (Ok) All can fuck off Man fuck Yo Jeckel Brothers out May juggalos Yeah, yeah, Fuck off, off, fuck off Alright let the door hit you on the ass We've it all before People come so eager And so bitter (Hahaha) On to number 2 Ok Twiztid here's your last Are you Man we fuck you up muthafucka What's the selection gonna play? Uhh we got Umm a few but I'm tellin you man There's crazy booin, I'm it don't matter How does it feel? bitch How it feel? It probably feels and gentlemen How it feel? Phat or
How it feel to be you How does it to feel the way you do so decisive And I don't care if you or you hate me I know you muthafuckas bout to me How does it to be you How does it to feel the way you do It's so And I care if you like or you hate me I know you bout to underrate me You label me a schizophrenic Known on planet for 2 things Talkin shit and gets transferred in little walks through the woods Bury you if I could Robin the hood with a body in the trunk because he's known as a chump I hear him talking junk in my ear But else can hear I look and I'm feeling weird Palms are I'm about to black out Last chance but nothing could stop this sprout I'm all mad cussing Fuck you and the red Peon wrecking and crushing Turning bitches to dust and when I recite you die I creep in the night, I let your soul fly So high I never touch ground it so your bodies never found Another Mystery for some nobody Every night on TV Try to get me to see My eyes and rolled back a thought deep in my mind about a car jack Another down in the middle of the street People just kept moving they me like a freak, so how am supposed to act So you see me muthafucka...
(Buzz) There's the how did that feel? THAT WAS WACK! Tell me it beat it (Man you beat it) Get the outta here (Naww fuck that) We been all day Three and your out June fool Twiztid Mostasteless I know, go ahead Yeah you know, you don't know nuthin Let the door Ok ladies and not gonna leave you with all that wackness So as the roll like you to enjoy The all time grand champion K Now is what real music is about Until time I'm Burt And has been Phat or Wack (Some rapping) Promotional consideration for By Island slash If for any reason you should for or like One of the groups that was I suggest you go pick up one of their albums The Insane Clown uhh Entitled the Amazing Brothers Which be in stores nationwide May 25th Or Mostasteless Which will be in nationwide June 22nd As always we'd like to you for your Participation in watching this fine television program copyright 1999