Ladies and The host of phat, uhh, Phat or Uhh your friend and Bink (Applause) everybody I'm Bink And is Phat or Wack! The are simple Each one of our teams will play their upcoming album And the studio audience will by applause Now let's meet our Team 1 from the Southwest side of Detroit They are Violent J and Shaggy 2 The Insane Posse (Boo!) And number 2 from the East side of Detroit are Jamie Madrox and the Monoxide Child (Boo!) Now let's play or Wack Alright team number 1 The Insane Clown Posse, are you Yeah, yeah I'm ready Bink, we song are you gonna play for us? Terrible, umm the world, yeah yeah Uhh, Bink the World, yup Ladies and This is Insane Clown Fuck the World It's your turn to Phat or
Fuck, fuck that Fuck it to me If I only could I'd set the on fire (x3) Say fuck the THE WORLD! 'em all 'EM ALL Fuck you, fuck me, us Tom, fuck Mary, fuck Gus Fuck the West coast And everybody on the East Eat and die Or off at least Fuck pre-schoolers, fuck Kings and queens and gold Fuck wine Fuck chickens, ducks Everybody in crew sucks Punk Fuck critics, fuck review Even if you me, FUCK YOU! Fuck your Mom, fuck Mom's Mama the Beastie Boys and the Daili Llama Fuck the rain forest, a Forest Gump You like it in the rump a shoe pump Fuck the deal And fuck all the all 52 states, oooh And fuck...
(Buzz) Well, that sound means that time is out Ladies and of the audience If you thought was phat let's hear a round of (Crickets chirp) Ewww, I'm Well, could mean only one thing THAT WAS WACK! (Applause) Ok we're gonna move along here Team number 2, Are you gentlemen we straight Ok your first selection for us today? Hey, hey man just hoed my shit Fuck the was the shit Naww, uh uh We gonna come 2nd Hand sec, this on? 2nd Hand Smoke, yeah 2nd Hand Smoke Alright ladies and gentlemen yourself This is Twiztid, 2nd Smoke You be the Phat or
your mind I the East side, no peace Fuck the We you to increase the deceased at least A grown man tellin you something that he Practice to deceive, no tricks up my sleeve the fuck bitch, chuck bitch Why you talkin duck bitch Before your get hit This shit is Twiztid deeper than Old French braid Stickier than jam and phased, kick it Everybody real talkin bout something you thought you heard bitch, Can it, cause your Dead Dinner table Leavin' you pistol-whipped in the corner abrasions of the contamination of Mind State Sleep in a dream, hopin it's gone when I Mama think I'm a play on play killa Fruitloop biting my mind like We survive catapillas in cocoons and caskets the industry like elastic So fantastic, like the Newport cigarette that I Hit the motherfucka I choke I brag and I boast about Death, dying, and hoes So that he's saying something be heard I'm underground with the dirt and grime Smashin heads be my for rhyme I'm on time like a Leavin you in the forest Standin in some comfortable shifts Chuck Norris Check the Second smoke when you breath Remember what I told you always You relieve on the Child and wild the world on nine cloud screaming loud Free mind Breath it in second hand Free your Breath it in second smoke You bitches wanna shut...
(Buzz) Oh up Audience Phat or please (One clap, wind blowing) Ohh I'm It that this audience also feels THAT WAS WACK! Personally I think both suck (Applause) Ok back to number 1 Uhh hopefully this time You'll come with A little more for me and the audience (They suck) Are you man c'mon Yeah we fat bitch the name of your selection? Uhh hold on hold on uhh I have the bomb shit The Show, can't fail That's dawg then what? Terrible... Aight hey we want you to uhh Terrible, Bink Here it is, Insane Posse, Terrible Phat or
You don't shit do ya? You wouldn't know If it ripped your ugly bitch ass face You ain't even begun to expierence drama muthafucka Your Your muthafuckin big fat chicken assed Mama even know about this drama, muthafucka Oh my god at that, turn it up please Poor Nancy Kerrigan's sweet little Somebody took a black thing and went That's terrible we about it for months What about that one guy that they found Dead in the his dick in his ass Unless was more But you recall Cause Michael squeezed up On little kids balls What you DRAMA Ain't all just that your wack With your intergalactic satellite data Yes, but we can't the homeless And then OJ's wack unfolded Everybody watched while Okalahoma exploded 900 good reasons why this world don't really Thats it costs for a wheel chair! you know bout terrible? Terrible, you don't know what's Terrible, what you know terrible? Terrible, you know what's terrible...
(Buzz) the buzzer Audience Phat or SHIT WAS WACK! Ohh you guys fuckin Your sucks my dick Ok we'll move back over to team number 2 Twiztid are you Man fuck you we Do you have a selected? Yeah we got a you wanna go with Man it don't This muthafucka (They everything) Yeah what I'm sayin the Dead, fuck it Bink Bink you This is Twiztid Rock the Phat or
Wake up, to the sky the wicked shit and the dead will arise Wake up, to the sky Bring the wicked shit and the dead arise on Space and Mind in the yard I stoles your from your grave plot Conscience and Seen tomorrows on tonights news Fallin through a in the sky I die? You know the time with this life, love, and lies in the darkness Walkin my conscience Like an I remain heartless Underground, and know me well Bring it to the white lights of the of Hell Walk through the time flux hand and hand with mind Chords are harmonious the rhythm of windchimes Peel back the rhyme and examine the Rotten to the core buried in they suits Maggots on they face, Eyes sunk in head Throw your fuckin arms up and the dead up, float to the sky Bring the shit and the dead will arise Wake up, to the sky Bring the wicked shit and the dead will on Got me a mic, and now we ache the dead And all we wanna do is the dead So many thoughts runnin all my head But the only one that's is rock the...
(Buzz) up Ladies and or Wack? (Silence) Ohh as that was some sort of This feels THAT WAS WACK! Ok we're gonna mosey on back to team number 1 The Clown Posse Fella's are you Yeah, we ready But I want uhh everyone in the audience To know y'all can my dick! That's great, but uhh save the for your momma Man I'm bout to the drama to your muthafuckin chin ass bitch I'm scared, it Now this is your chance Do you have a selection Man it Let's hit em up with Another Song Yeah they'll probably like the shit Uhh Another Love Song Ok ladies and This is Clown Posse Another Love Song Phat or
Yeah, I mean I hear your sayin I mean you got away in the moment And I could forgive you...I do that I do anything if I wanted to I could buy you a Truck a white leather interior (I could) I kill off some bears and dogs and shit Just to make you a fur I could love you and treat you with (Oh yeah) And have babies fallin all out ass But about that I I'd rather kill you I got you in my car You ain't goin no were your dead I'd rather cut neck in half I'd rather choke out bitch ass I'd rather chop and never you fucked my homie I'd rather cut that in half I'd choke out that bitch ass I'd rather chop and stop you fucked my homie...
(Buzz) Well was a good song, (Fart) Not Well audience you the casket to nail it shut Phat or THAT WAS WACK! Well gonna do it for Insane Clown Posse It's time for you guys to hit the door Cause definitely wack Man fuck you, fuck the show, fuck the (Ok) All y'all can off Man y'all Yo Jeckel Brothers out May juggalos Yeah, yeah, Fuck off, off, fuck off Alright let the door hit you on the ass We've seen it all come here so eager And leave so (Hahaha) On to number 2 Ok here's your last chance Are you Man we fuck you up muthafucka What's the selection you're gonna Uhh we got Umm there's a few but I'm you man There's booin, crazy I'm it don't matter How does it feel? Bink How it feel? It probably feels Ladies and How it feel? or Wack?
How does it to be you How does it to feel the way you do so decisive And I don't if you like or you hate me I you muthafuckas bout to underrate me How it feel to be you How it feel to feel the way you do It's so And I don't if you like or you hate me I know you muthafuckas to underrate me You label me a paranoid Known on planet for 2 things Talkin shit and Mind gets in little walks through the woods Bury you alive if I Robin through the hood with a in the trunk Unidentified he's known as a chump I hear him keep junk in my ear But nobody else can I look around and I'm feeling Palms are I'm about to black out Last chance but nothing stop this Twiztid sprout I'm all about mad you and the red Martian Peon and skull crushing Turning to dust and when I recite you folks die Like I creep in the night, I let soul fly So high I never touch ground Make it so your bodies found Another Mystery Looking for some Every single on TV Try to get me to see My eyes and rolled back Holdin a thought deep in my mind a car jack Another break down in the middle of the People kept moving they feet Treat me a freak, so how am supposed to act So you see me muthafucka...
(Buzz) There's the Audience how did that SHIT WAS WACK! Tell me it beat it (Man you beat it) Get the outta here (Naww fuck that) We been all day Three strikes and out June 22nd fool Mostasteless I know, go ahead Yeah you know, you don't know bitch Let the close Ok and gentlemen We're not gonna leave you with all wackness So as the credits We'd you to enjoy The all grand champion Danny K Now this is what real music is next time I'm Chipperwolf And this has been Phat or (Some rapping) consideration paid for By Island Psychopathic If for any reason you care for or like One of the that was wack Might I suggest you go pick up one of albums The Insane Clown uhh Entitled the Jeckel Brothers will be in stores nationwide May 25th Or Twiztid Which will be in stores nationwide 22nd As always we'd like to thank you for Participation in watching fine television program That's copyright 1999