Petticoat Junction

Come ride the little train,
that is rolling down the tracks,
to the junction.

Forget about your cares,
it is time to relax,
at the junction.

Lotsa curves, you bet.
Even more, when you get,
to the junction.
Petticoat Junction.

There's a little hotel,
called the Shady Rest,
at the junction.
Petticoat Junction.

It is run by Kate,
come and be her guest,
at the junction.
Petticoat Junction.

And that's Uncle Joe,
he's a movin' kind of slow,
at the junction.
Petticoat Junction.

When they hear the dinner bell,
from the Shady Rest Hotel,
at the junction.

Folks will walk a country mile,
for that chicken country-style,
at the junction,

But the dishes, to observe,
are those pretty gals, who serve,
at the junction,.
Petticoat Junction.