Luyện nghe bài hát Peter And The Wolf

Hello, and Girls.
This is a that I like to call, ``Peter and the Wolf''.
Are you sitting
Are you!?
Good, then begin....

Each character is represented by a instrument of the synthesized
orchestra.

For instance, the part of Billy the Bird is played by a flute, this...

The part of the Duck is played by an oboe...

Louie the Cat is a clarinet. All right, not really a
clarinet. He's just --- you know, he's by a clarinet....

The part of the Grandfather will be by Don Amiche.
He...
make it? Oh. Huh.
Okay, um, hmm, in that case, the of the Grandfather will be played by,
huh, a bassoon....

Three French horns the part of... uhm... three French horns... uh...

(The Wolf! It's the Wolf!) Right! The Wolf. the Wolf....

The kettle drum and bass drum represent the fire of the
hunters...

And, of course, as always, the of Bob the Janitor is played by the
accordion.

Well, it for the introductions. And now, the story.

A long ago, in a galaxy far far away... uh.... Oh, excuse me...

Once upon a --- I think it was last Thursday --- a boy named Peter
opened the gate and went out the big green meadow.

On the branch of a big tree sat a bird.
``All is quiet'', the bird.
``Holy cow! A bird!'', thought Peter.

Just then, Bruce the Duck came waddling by. Bruce was very happy Peter
hadn't closed gate and he decided to check out the deep in the meadow.

the Bird saw the Duck, so he decided to fly down and pick an argument
him.

``What of bird are you if you can't fly?'', he said; to which the Duck
replied, ``I'm a duck! Stupid!''

They argued and argued. The Duck swimming in the pond. The bird
skipping the shore. (Scratch) Sorry.

Suddenly, something Peter's eye --- and you know how painful that
can be. It was Louie the Cat through the grass.

Louie the Cat thought, ``If the Bird is busy arguing, I'll just him''.
So quietly, crept towards him on his velvet paws. Well, his paws
weren't really velvet... they were, you know, kind of like velvet.
a, what d'ya it? Uh, a `metaphor'. It's a metaphor, get it?

``Look out! out! Look out! Look out! Look out! Look out! Look
out! Look out! out!'', advised Peter.

The immediately flew up into the tree... while Bruce the Duck quacked
at Louie the Cat... the middle of the pond.

Louie the Cat walked around the tree and thought, ``Is it climbing up
so high, or should I just out for pizza?''

Grandfather came out. He was all bent out of shape because had gone
the meadow.

``It's a dangerous place. If a Wolf come out of the forest, then what
you do, huh?''
Peter did not answer, because all, it was a rhetorical question.

Boys like Peter are afraid of a lot of things, Nuclear annihilation and
flunking algebra, but not afraid of Wolves.

But Grandfather got Peter in a and dragged him home, telling him
that he was grounded and that he couldn't any cartoons for three weeks.

Just then, as luck have it, a big, mean, hairy, ferocious, snarling,
Wolf, huh, did come out of the forest!
But I we all knew that was coming. I mean, the story is called,
`Peter and the Wolf'. We couldn't well call it, `Peter and the Wolf'
if there wasn't any wolf, we?
Huh, that would be stupid.

The Cat was up the tree in a twinkling; is about, oh, 2.3 seconds.

Bruce the Duck quacked so hard he propelled himself backwards
and up dry land.

For of you taking notes, this is a fine practical example of Newton's
First Law of Motion, which clearly states that for every action is
an equal and reaction.

But no matter how quickly Bruce tried to waddle away, he couldn't
the Wolf who was wearing his best pair of tennis shoes.

The Wolf was closing in on the Duck. It was getting and closer
and closer and and then....

He got 'em! He got 'em! Oh no! Oh, it was terrible!
Oh, oh I can't it! Oh!
The humanity! The humanity! Oh my God! Ahh-hoh, oh, huh.

And then one big gulp, Seymore `wolfed' him down. (Burp)

Um, let me recap the story briefly in case you just walked the room:
Louie the Cat was sitting on one branch. Billy the Bird was on
branch, not too close to Louie, and Bob the Janitor was at defrosting
his refrigerator.

The Wolf walked around the tree so many times that he a small trench.

Meanwhile, was standing behind the closed gate, videotaping everything
that was on.

Suddenly Peter got an idea. He ran and got a big spool of his
grandfather's dental floss.

One of the branches of the that the Wolf was circling was conveniently
stretched out over a high wall.

Peter scaled the wall, lickity-split, which is faster than a twinkling.

Then he grabbed the branch and onto the tree.

said to Billy the Bird, ``I want you to fly down and circle around the
Wolf's head to distract him, but be very he doesn't catch you and
bash your skull in and tear out your lungs and chew you up into
teeny-tiny pieces.''

``Okay'', the bird.

Billy the Bird almost touched the head with his wings while the Wolf
snapped at him. ``Go ahead'', said the Wolf, ``make my day''.

``Come on, cut it out'', snarled the Wolf, ``you're for trouble,
Punk''. But Billy the Bird just on harassing him.

Meanwhile, Peter a lasso out of the dental floss and, carefully letting
it down, the Wolf by the tail and pulled with all his might.

Feeling himself caught, the Wolf got really off and started jerking back
and forth.

Peter tied the end of the dental floss to the tree and left the Wolf
in mid-air.
``Hey, Big Bad Wolf'', said Peter, ``why you come up here and get
us

``I would'', the Wolf, ``but, well, I'm kinda tied up right now.''

then, some members of the National Rifle Association came out of the
woods, their magnums, uzis and bazookas.

But Peter yelled, ``Don't shoot. Billy the and I have caught the Wolf.
Now, let's him to the Zoo''.

``Great idea!'', said the hunters, ``and if he likes that, next week
him to Disneyland!''

Just the victory parade. Peter was at the head. (Flush)
But after a few minutes he was through and then the parade began with
at the front.

After him, the hunters Seymore the Wolf.

Grandfather, and Louie the Cat, and finally, Bob the janitor who had to
sweep up the mess.
Grandfather shook his head discontentedly, ``Well, Peter, what if you
caught the Wolf? What
``Well'', said Peter, probably would have ripped out my intestines with
his teeth.''
``(Cough/gag/choke)'', Grandfather, ``I know that, you idiot.
It was a question.''

them, Billy the Bird chirped proudly. ``Yeah, that's right. We bad.
We bad''.

Granfather decided that he'd had enough of the and the meadow and the
whole stinking scene, so he ran off to Los and joined a Heavy Metal
band.

And what about the Duck?
Well, the Wolf had been in a hurry that he swallowed him... alive!
which means the gastric juices slowly disolved his and he died a long,
death.

However, you'll be happy to hear that just a few years later he was
as MacLaine.

And the of the story is... oral hygiene is very important. Make sure you
see your dentist at twice a year