Luyện nghe bài hát Peter And The Wolf

Hello, and Girls.
This is a story that I like to call, and the Wolf''.
Are you comfortably?
Are you!?
Good, then begin....

Each character is represented by a different of the synthesized
orchestra.

For instance, the part of the Bird is played by a flute, like this...

The of Bruce the Duck is played by an oboe...

the Cat is a clarinet. All right, he's not really a
clarinet. just --- you know, he's represented by a clarinet....

The part of the will be played by Don Amiche.
He...
make it? Oh. Huh.
Okay, um, hmm, in case, the part of the Grandfather will be played by,
huh, a bassoon....

Three French horns play the part of... uhm... French horns... uh...

(The Wolf! the Wolf!) Right! The Wolf. Seymore the Wolf....

The kettle drum and bass drum represent the fire of the
hunters...

And, of course, as always, the part of Bob the is played by the
accordion.

Well, it for the introductions. And now, the story.

A time ago, in a galaxy far far away... uh.... Oh, excuse me...

Once upon a time --- I think it was last Thursday --- a boy named
opened the gate and went out into the big meadow.

On the branch of a big tree sat a bird.
is quiet'', said the bird.
``Holy cow! A talking bird!'', Peter.

then, Bruce the Duck came waddling by. Bruce was very happy that Peter
hadn't closed gate and he decided to check out the deep in the meadow.

Billy the Bird saw the Duck, so he decided to fly down and pick an
him.

``What kind of bird are you if you can't fly?'', he to which the Duck
replied, ``I'm a duck! Stupid!''

They argued and argued. The swimming in the pond. The little bird
along the shore. (Scratch) Sorry.

Suddenly, something Peter's eye --- and you know how painful that
can be. It was the Cat crawling through the grass.

Louie the Cat thought, the Bird is busy arguing, I'll just grab him''.
So quietly, Louie crept him on his velvet paws. Well, his paws
weren't really velvet... they were, you know, kind of like velvet.
a, what d'ya call it? Uh, a `metaphor'. a metaphor, get it?

``Look out! Look out! Look out! Look out! Look out! Look out!
out! Look out! Look out!'', Peter.

The bird immediately flew up into the tree... while Bruce the Duck
at Louie the Cat... the middle of the pond.

the Cat walked around the tree and thought, ``Is it worth climbing up
so high, or should I send out for pizza?''

Grandfather came out. He was all bent out of shape because had gone
the meadow.

``It's a dangerous place. If a Wolf should come out of the forest, what
you do, huh?''
Peter did not answer, after all, it was a rhetorical question.

like Peter are afraid of a lot of things, like Nuclear annihilation and
flunking algebra, but not afraid of Wolves.

But got Peter in a headlock and dragged him home, telling him
that he was grounded and that he couldn't any cartoons for three weeks.

Just then, as luck have it, a big, mean, hairy, ferocious, snarling,
Wolf, huh, did come out of the forest!
But I we all knew that was coming. I mean, the story is called,
`Peter and the Wolf'. We couldn't very call it, `Peter and the Wolf'
if wasn't any wolf, could we?
Huh, that would be stupid.

The Cat was up the tree in a twinkling; is about, oh, 2.3 seconds.

the Duck quacked so hard that he propelled himself backwards
and up dry land.

For those of you taking notes, this is a fine practical example of
Law of Motion, which clearly states that for every action there is
an equal and reaction.

But no matter how quickly Bruce tried to waddle away, he escape
Seymore the Wolf who was wearing his pair of tennis shoes.

The Wolf was in on the Duck. It was getting closer and closer
and and then and then....

He got 'em! He got 'em! Oh no! Oh, it was terrible!
Oh, oh I believe it! Oh!
The humanity! The humanity! Oh my God! Ahh-hoh, oh, huh.

And then one big gulp, Seymore `wolfed' him down. (Burp)

Um, let me recap the story briefly in case you walked into the room:
Louie the Cat was sitting on one branch. the Bird was on another
branch, not too close to Louie, and Bob the was at home defrosting
his refrigerator.

The Wolf walked around the tree so times that he made a small trench.

Meanwhile, Peter was standing behind the closed gate, videotaping
was going on.

Suddenly Peter got an idea. He ran home and got a big of his
grandfather's unwaxed floss.

One of the branches of the tree that the Wolf was was conveniently
out over a high stone wall.

Peter scaled the wall, lickity-split, is even faster than a twinkling.

Then he grabbed the branch and climbed the tree.

Peter said to the Bird, ``I want you to fly down and circle around the
Wolf's to distract him, but be very careful he doesn't catch you and
bash your skull in and tear out your and chew you up into itsy-bitsy
little pieces.''

``Okay'', the bird.

Billy the Bird touched the Wolf's head with his wings while the Wolf
snapped angrily at him. ``Go ahead'', the Wolf, ``make my day''.

on, cut it out'', snarled the Wolf, ``you're askin' for trouble,
Punk''. But Billy the Bird kept on harassing him.

Meanwhile, made a lasso out of the dental floss and, carefully letting
it down, caught the by the tail and pulled with all his might.

himself caught, the Wolf got really ticked off and started jerking back
and forth.

Peter tied the other end of the dental to the tree and left the Wolf
in mid-air.
``Hey, Big Bad Wolf'', said Peter, ``why you come up here and get
us

``I would'', said the Wolf, ``but, well, I'm kinda tied up now.''

Just then, some members of the National Association came out of the
woods, their magnums, uzis and bazookas.

But Peter yelled, ``Don't shoot. Billy the Bird and I caught the Wolf.
Now, take him to the Zoo''.

``Great idea!'', said the hunters, if he likes that, next week we'll
him to Disneyland!''

Just the victory parade. Peter was at the head. (Flush)
But after a few minutes he was through and then the parade with Peter
at the front.

After him, the hunters leading the Wolf.

Then Grandfather, and Louie the Cat, and finally, Bob the who had to
up the whole mess.
Grandfather his head discontentedly, ``Well, Peter, what if you hadn't
the Wolf? What then?''
``Well'', said Peter, ``he probably would have ripped out my intestines
his teeth.''
``(Cough/gag/choke)'', said Grandfather, ``I that, you idiot.
It was a question.''

Above them, Billy the chirped proudly. ``Yeah, that's right. We bad.
We bad''.

Granfather decided he'd had enough of the pond and the meadow and the
whole stinking scene, so he ran off to Los and joined a Heavy Metal
band.

And what about the Duck?
Well, the Wolf had been in a hurry that he swallowed him... alive!
which means the gastric juices disolved his body and he died a long,
death.

However, you'll be happy to that just a few years later he was reincarnated
as MacLaine.

And the moral of the story is... oral hygiene is very important. Make you
see your dentist at twice a year