Luyện nghe bài hát Peter And The Wolf

Hello, and Girls.
This is a that I like to call, ``Peter and the Wolf''.
Are you comfortably?
Are you!?
Good, then begin....

Each is represented by a different instrument of the synthesized
orchestra.

For instance, the part of Billy the Bird is played by a flute, this...

The part of Bruce the is played by an oboe...

the Cat is a clarinet. All right, he's not really a
clarinet. He's just --- you know, he's by a clarinet....

The part of the Grandfather will be by Don Amiche.
He...
Can't it? Oh. Huh.
Okay, um, hmm, in that case, the part of the Grandfather be played by,
huh, a bassoon....

Three French play the part of... uhm... three French horns... uh...

(The Wolf! It's the Wolf!) Right! The Wolf. the Wolf....

The kettle drum and bass drum represent the sub-machine-gun of the
hunters...

And, of course, as always, the part of Bob the Janitor is by the
accordion.

Well, it for the introductions. And now, the story.

A long time ago, in a far far away... uh.... Oh, excuse me...

Once upon a time --- I think it was last --- a boy named Peter
opened the gate and went out into the big meadow.

On the branch of a big tree sat a bird.
``All is quiet'', the bird.
``Holy cow! A bird!'', thought Peter.

Just then, Bruce the Duck came waddling by. Bruce was very happy Peter
hadn't closed gate and he decided to check out the deep in the meadow.

Billy the saw the Duck, so he decided to fly down and pick an argument
him.

``What kind of bird are you if you can't fly?'', he said; to the Duck
replied, ``I'm a duck! Stupid!''

They and argued. The Duck swimming in the pond. The little bird
along the shore. (Scratch) Sorry.

Suddenly, something caught Peter's eye --- and you know how painful
can be. It was Louie the Cat crawling the grass.

Louie the Cat thought, ``If the Bird is busy arguing, I'll grab him''.
So quietly, Louie crept towards him on his velvet paws. Well, his
weren't really velvet... they were, you know, kind of like velvet.
a, what d'ya call it? Uh, a `metaphor'. a metaphor, get it?

``Look out! Look out! Look out! Look out! out! Look out! Look
out! Look out! Look out!'', Peter.

The immediately flew up into the tree... while Bruce the Duck quacked
at Louie the Cat... the middle of the pond.

Louie the Cat walked the tree and thought, ``Is it worth climbing up
so high, or should I send out for pizza?''

Grandfather came out. He was all out of shape because Peter had gone
the meadow.

``It's a place. If a Wolf should come out of the forest, then what
you do, huh?''
Peter did not answer, because after all, it was a question.

Boys like Peter are afraid of a lot of things, like Nuclear and
flunking algebra, but not afraid of Wolves.

But got Peter in a headlock and dragged him home, telling him
that he was grounded and that he couldn't watch any for three weeks.

then, as luck would have it, a big, mean, hairy, ferocious, snarling,
carnivorous Wolf, huh, did out of the forest!
But I guess we all knew was coming. I mean, the story is called,
and the Wolf'. We couldn't very well call it, `Peter and the Wolf'
if there any wolf, could we?
Huh, would be really stupid.

The Cat was up the tree in a which is about, oh, 2.3 seconds.

Bruce the Duck quacked so hard he propelled himself backwards
and up dry land.

For those of you taking notes, this is a practical example of Newton's
First Law of Motion, which clearly states that for every there is
an and opposite reaction.

But no matter how quickly Bruce to waddle away, he couldn't escape
Seymore the Wolf who was wearing his best of tennis shoes.

The Wolf was closing in on the Duck. It was getting and closer
and closer and and then....

He got 'em! He got 'em! Oh no! Oh, it was terrible!
Oh, oh I believe it! Oh!
The humanity! The humanity! Oh my God! Ahh-hoh, oh, huh.

And then one big gulp, Seymore `wolfed' him down. (Burp)

Um, let me recap the briefly in case you just walked into the room:
Louie the Cat was on one branch. Billy the Bird was on another
branch, not too close to Louie, and Bob the Janitor was at defrosting
his refrigerator.

The Wolf walked around the tree so many times he made a small trench.

Meanwhile, Peter was standing the closed gate, videotaping everything
was going on.

Suddenly Peter got an idea. He ran and got a big spool of his
grandfather's dental floss.

One of the branches of the tree that the Wolf was circling was
out over a high stone wall.

Peter the wall, lickity-split, which is even faster than a twinkling.

Then he the branch and climbed onto the tree.

Peter said to the Bird, ``I want you to fly down and circle around the
head to distract him, but be very careful he doesn't catch you and
bash your skull in and tear out lungs and chew you up into itsy-bitsy
little pieces.''

``Okay'', the bird.

Billy the Bird almost touched the Wolf's with his wings while the Wolf
snapped angrily at him. ahead'', said the Wolf, ``make my day''.

``Come on, cut it out'', the Wolf, ``you're askin' for trouble,
Punk''. But Billy the just kept on harassing him.

Meanwhile, Peter made a lasso out of the floss and, carefully letting
it down, caught the Wolf by the tail and pulled all his might.

Feeling himself caught, the Wolf got really ticked off and jerking back
and forth.

tied the other end of the dental floss to the tree and left the Wolf
in mid-air.
``Hey, Big Bad Wolf'', said Peter, don't you come up here and get
us

``I would'', said the Wolf, ``but, well, I'm kinda tied up now.''

then, some members of the National Rifle Association came out of the
woods, firing their magnums, and bazookas.

But Peter yelled, ``Don't shoot. Billy the Bird and I have the Wolf.
Now, let's him to the Zoo''.

idea!'', said the hunters, ``and if he likes that, next week we'll
him to Disneyland!''

Just the victory parade. Peter was at the head. (Flush)
But after a few minutes he was through and then the parade began Peter
at the front.

him, the hunters leading Seymore the Wolf.

Then Grandfather, and the Cat, and finally, Bob the janitor who had to
sweep up the mess.
shook his head discontentedly, ``Well, Peter, what if you hadn't
caught the Wolf? then?''
``Well'', Peter, ``he probably would have ripped out my intestines with
his teeth.''
``(Cough/gag/choke)'', said Grandfather, ``I that, you idiot.
It was a question.''

Above them, Billy the Bird chirped proudly. ``Yeah, right. We bad.
We bad''.

decided that he'd had enough of the pond and the meadow and the
whole scene, so he ran off to Los Angeles and joined a Heavy Metal
band.

And what about the Duck?
Well, the had been in such a hurry that he swallowed him... alive!
which means the gastric juices slowly disolved his and he died a long,
death.

However, you'll be happy to hear that just a few years he was reincarnated
as MacLaine.

And the moral of the story is... hygiene is very important. Make sure you
see your at least twice a year