Luyện nghe bài hát Peter And The Wolf

Hello, and Girls.
This is a story that I like to call, and the Wolf''.
Are you sitting
Are you!?
Good, then begin....

Each character is represented by a different instrument of the
orchestra.

For instance, the of Billy the Bird is played by a flute, like this...

The of Bruce the Duck is played by an oboe...

Louie the Cat is a clarinet. All right, not really a
clarinet. He's just --- you know, he's by a clarinet....

The part of the Grandfather will be by Don Amiche.
He...
Can't it? Oh. Huh.
Okay, um, hmm, in that case, the part of the Grandfather will be by,
huh, a bassoon....

Three French horns play the of... uhm... three French horns... uh...

(The Wolf! It's the Wolf!) Right! The Wolf. the Wolf....

The kettle drum and bass drum represent the sub-machine-gun of the
hunters...

And, of course, as always, the part of Bob the Janitor is by the
accordion.

Well, it for the introductions. And now, the story.

A long ago, in a galaxy far far away... uh.... Oh, excuse me...

upon a time --- I think it was last Thursday --- a boy named Peter
opened the and went out into the big green meadow.

On the branch of a big tree sat a bird.
is quiet'', said the bird.
``Holy cow! A bird!'', thought Peter.

Just then, Bruce the Duck came waddling by. Bruce was very that Peter
hadn't closed and he decided to check out the deep pond in the meadow.

Billy the Bird saw the Duck, so he decided to fly down and pick an
him.

``What kind of bird are you if you can't fly?'', he to which the Duck
cleverly replied, a duck! Stupid!''

They argued and argued. The Duck swimming in the pond. The little
along the shore. (Scratch) Sorry.

Suddenly, something caught Peter's eye --- and you how painful that
can be. It was Louie the Cat through the grass.

Louie the Cat thought, ``If the Bird is arguing, I'll just grab him''.
So quietly, Louie towards him on his velvet paws. Well, his paws
weren't really velvet... they were, you know, kind of velvet. It's
a, what d'ya call it? Uh, a `metaphor'. a metaphor, get it?

``Look out! Look out! out! Look out! Look out! Look out! Look
out! out! Look out!'', advised Peter.

The bird immediately flew up into the tree... while Bruce the Duck
at Louie the Cat... from the of the pond.

Louie the Cat walked around the tree and thought, ``Is it climbing up
so high, or should I just out for pizza?''

Grandfather came out. He was all bent out of because Peter had gone
the meadow.

``It's a dangerous place. If a Wolf should come out of the forest, what
would you do,
Peter did not answer, because after all, it was a question.

Boys like Peter are afraid of a lot of things, like annihilation and
algebra, but they're not afraid of Wolves.

But Grandfather got Peter in a and dragged him home, telling him
he was grounded and that he couldn't watch any cartoons for three weeks.

Just then, as would have it, a big, mean, hairy, ferocious, snarling,
Wolf, huh, did come out of the forest!
But I guess we all knew that was coming. I mean, the is called,
`Peter and the Wolf'. We very well call it, `Peter and the Wolf'
if wasn't any wolf, could we?
Huh, that would be stupid.

The Cat was up the tree in a twinkling; is about, oh, 2.3 seconds.

Bruce the Duck quacked so hard he propelled himself backwards
and up dry land.

For those of you taking notes, this is a fine practical of Newton's
First Law of Motion, which clearly states that for action there is
an equal and reaction.

But no matter how quickly Bruce tried to away, he couldn't escape
Seymore the Wolf who was wearing his pair of tennis shoes.

The was closing in on the Duck. It was getting closer and closer
and and then and then....

He got 'em! He got 'em! Oh no! Oh, it was terrible!
Oh, oh I believe it! Oh!
The humanity! The humanity! Oh my God! Ahh-hoh, oh, huh.

And then with one big gulp, `wolfed' him down. (Burp)

Um, let me recap the story in case you just walked into the room:
Louie the Cat was sitting on one branch. the Bird was on another
branch, not too close to Louie, and Bob the Janitor was at defrosting
his refrigerator.

The Wolf walked the tree so many times that he made a small trench.

Meanwhile, was standing behind the closed gate, videotaping everything
that was on.

Peter got an idea. He ran home and got a big spool of his
grandfather's dental floss.

One of the of the tree that the Wolf was circling was conveniently
stretched out a high stone wall.

Peter scaled the wall, lickity-split, which is even than a twinkling.

he grabbed the branch and climbed onto the tree.

Peter to Billy the Bird, ``I want you to fly down and circle around the
Wolf's to distract him, but be very careful he doesn't catch you and
bash your skull in and out your lungs and chew you up into itsy-bitsy
teeny-tiny pieces.''

``Okay'', the bird.

Billy the Bird almost touched the Wolf's with his wings while the Wolf
snapped angrily at him. ``Go ahead'', said the Wolf, my day''.

``Come on, cut it out'', snarled the Wolf, ``you're for trouble,
Punk''. But the Bird just kept on harassing him.

Meanwhile, Peter made a lasso out of the floss and, carefully letting
it down, caught the by the tail and pulled with all his might.

Feeling caught, the Wolf got really ticked off and started jerking back
and forth.

Peter tied the other end of the dental floss to the tree and left the
in mid-air.
``Hey, Big Bad Wolf'', said Peter, ``why don't you up here and get
us

``I would'', said the Wolf, ``but, well, I'm tied up right now.''

Just then, some members of the National Rifle came out of the
woods, their magnums, uzis and bazookas.

But Peter yelled, ``Don't shoot. the Bird and I have caught the Wolf.
Now, take him to the Zoo''.

``Great idea!'', said the hunters, ``and if he that, next week we'll
him to Disneyland!''

Just the victory parade. Peter was at the head. (Flush)
But after a few minutes he was through and the parade began with Peter
at the front.

him, the hunters leading Seymore the Wolf.

Then Grandfather, and Louie the Cat, and finally, Bob the who had to
up the whole mess.
Grandfather shook his head discontentedly, ``Well, Peter, what if you
caught the What then?''
``Well'', said Peter, ``he probably would have ripped out my with
his teeth.''
``(Cough/gag/choke)'', Grandfather, ``I know that, you idiot.
It was a question.''

Above them, Billy the Bird proudly. ``Yeah, that's right. We bad.
We bad''.

Granfather decided that he'd had enough of the pond and the and the
whole stinking scene, so he ran off to Los Angeles and joined a Metal
band.

And what about the Duck?
Well, the Wolf had been in such a hurry he swallowed him... alive!
which means the juices slowly disolved his body and he died a long,
death.

However, be happy to hear that just a few years later he was reincarnated
as MacLaine.

And the moral of the story is... oral hygiene is important. Make sure you
see your dentist at twice a year