Luyện nghe bài hát Peter And The Wolf

Hello, and Girls.
This is a that I like to call, ``Peter and the Wolf''.
Are you sitting
Are you!?
Good, then begin....

Each character is represented by a different instrument of the
orchestra.

For instance, the part of Billy the Bird is by a flute, like this...

The part of Bruce the is played by an oboe...

Louie the Cat is a clarinet. All right, he's not a
clarinet. He's --- you know, he's represented by a clarinet....

The part of the Grandfather will be by Don Amiche.
He...
Can't it? Oh. Huh.
Okay, um, hmm, in that case, the of the Grandfather will be played by,
huh, a bassoon....

Three French horns the part of... uhm... three French horns... uh...

(The Wolf! the Wolf!) Right! The Wolf. Seymore the Wolf....

The kettle drum and bass drum represent the fire of the
hunters...

And, of course, as always, the part of Bob the is played by the
accordion.

Well, it for the introductions. And now, the story.

A long ago, in a galaxy far far away... uh.... Oh, excuse me...

Once upon a time --- I think it was last --- a boy named Peter
opened the gate and went out the big green meadow.

On the of a big tree sat a little bird.
``All is quiet'', the bird.
``Holy cow! A bird!'', thought Peter.

Just then, the Duck came waddling by. Bruce was very happy that Peter
hadn't closed gate and he decided to check out the pond in the meadow.

the Bird saw the Duck, so he decided to fly down and pick an argument
him.

``What kind of bird are you if you can't fly?'', he said; to the Duck
replied, ``I'm a duck! Stupid!''

They argued and argued. The Duck swimming in the pond. The little
skipping the shore. (Scratch) Sorry.

Suddenly, something caught eye --- and you know how painful that
can be. It was Louie the Cat crawling the grass.

Louie the Cat thought, ``If the Bird is arguing, I'll just grab him''.
So quietly, Louie crept towards him on his paws. Well, his paws
weren't really velvet... they were, you know, of like velvet. It's
a, what call it? Uh, a `metaphor'. It's a metaphor, get it?

``Look out! Look out! Look out! Look out! Look out! Look out!
out! out! Look out!'', advised Peter.

The bird immediately flew up into the tree... while the Duck quacked
at Louie the Cat... the middle of the pond.

Louie the Cat walked the tree and thought, ``Is it worth climbing up
so high, or should I just send out for

Grandfather came out. He was all bent out of shape because Peter had
the meadow.

``It's a dangerous place. If a should come out of the forest, then what
you do, huh?''
Peter did not answer, because after all, it was a question.

Boys like Peter are afraid of a lot of things, like Nuclear and
flunking algebra, but they're not of Wolves.

But Grandfather got Peter in a and dragged him home, telling him
that he was grounded and he couldn't watch any cartoons for three weeks.

then, as luck would have it, a big, mean, hairy, ferocious, snarling,
carnivorous Wolf, huh, did out of the forest!
But I guess we all knew was coming. I mean, the story is called,
`Peter and the Wolf'. We couldn't very well call it, and the Wolf'
if wasn't any wolf, could we?
Huh, that would be stupid.

The Cat was up the in a twinkling; which is about, oh, 2.3 seconds.

Bruce the quacked so hard that he propelled himself backwards
and up dry land.

For those of you taking notes, this is a practical example of Newton's
First Law of Motion, which clearly states for every action there is
an equal and reaction.

But no matter how quickly Bruce tried to away, he couldn't escape
Seymore the Wolf who was wearing his best pair of shoes.

The Wolf was in on the Duck. It was getting closer and closer
and and then and then....

He got 'em! He got 'em! Oh no! Oh, it was terrible!
Oh, oh I can't it! Oh!
The humanity! The humanity! Oh my God! Ahh-hoh, oh, huh.

And then with one big gulp, Seymore him down. (Burp)

Um, let me the story briefly in case you just walked into the room:
Louie the Cat was sitting on one branch. Billy the was on another
branch, not too close to Louie, and Bob the was at home defrosting
his refrigerator.

The Wolf walked around the tree so many times that he made a trench.

Meanwhile, was standing behind the closed gate, videotaping everything
was going on.

Suddenly Peter got an idea. He ran and got a big spool of his
unwaxed dental floss.

One of the branches of the tree that the Wolf was was conveniently
stretched out over a stone wall.

Peter scaled the wall, lickity-split, which is faster than a twinkling.

Then he grabbed the and climbed onto the tree.

Peter said to Billy the Bird, ``I want you to fly down and around the
head to distract him, but be very careful he doesn't catch you and
bash your skull in and out your lungs and chew you up into itsy-bitsy
teeny-tiny pieces.''

``Okay'', the bird.

Billy the Bird almost touched the Wolf's head with his while the Wolf
angrily at him. ``Go ahead'', said the Wolf, ``make my day''.

``Come on, cut it out'', snarled the Wolf, ``you're for trouble,
Punk''. But Billy the Bird kept on harassing him.

Meanwhile, Peter made a lasso out of the dental floss and, letting
it down, caught the Wolf by the tail and with all his might.

Feeling himself caught, the Wolf got really ticked off and started back
and forth.

Peter tied the other end of the dental floss to the tree and the Wolf
in mid-air.
``Hey, Big Bad Wolf'', Peter, ``why don't you come up here and get
us

``I would'', said the Wolf, ``but, well, I'm tied up right now.''

Just then, some members of the National Rifle came out of the
woods, firing their magnums, and bazookas.

But yelled, ``Don't shoot. Billy the Bird and I have caught the Wolf.
Now, let's him to the Zoo''.

``Great idea!'', said the hunters, ``and if he likes that, next week
him to Disneyland!''

Just imagine the victory parade. was at the head. (Flush)
But after a few minutes he was through and the parade began with Peter
at the front.

After him, the hunters leading the Wolf.

Grandfather, and Louie the Cat, and finally, Bob the janitor who had to
sweep up the mess.
Grandfather shook his discontentedly, ``Well, Peter, what if you hadn't
caught the Wolf? then?''
``Well'', said Peter, ``he probably would have ripped out my with
his teeth.''
``(Cough/gag/choke)'', said Grandfather, ``I that, you idiot.
It was a question.''

Above them, Billy the Bird proudly. ``Yeah, that's right. We bad.
We bad''.

Granfather decided that he'd had of the pond and the meadow and the
whole stinking scene, so he ran off to Los and joined a Heavy Metal
band.

And what about Bruce the
Well, the had been in such a hurry that he swallowed him... alive!
which means the gastric slowly disolved his body and he died a long,
death.

However, you'll be to hear that just a few years later he was reincarnated
as MacLaine.

And the moral of the story is... oral is very important. Make sure you
see your dentist at least a year