Luyện nghe bài hát Peter And The Wolf

Hello, and Girls.
This is a story that I to call, ``Peter and the Wolf''.
Are you sitting
Are you!?
Good, then begin....

character is represented by a different instrument of the synthesized
orchestra.

For instance, the part of Billy the Bird is played by a flute, this...

The part of the Duck is played by an oboe...

Louie the Cat is a clarinet. All right, not really a
clarinet. He's just --- you know, represented by a clarinet....

The part of the Grandfather will be by Don Amiche.
He...
Can't it? Oh. Huh.
Okay, um, hmm, in case, the part of the Grandfather will be played by,
huh, a bassoon....

Three horns play the part of... uhm... three French horns... uh...

(The Wolf! the Wolf!) Right! The Wolf. Seymore the Wolf....

The kettle drum and bass drum represent the fire of the
hunters...

And, of course, as always, the of Bob the Janitor is played by the
accordion.

Well, it for the introductions. And now, the story.

A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away... uh.... Oh, me...

Once upon a time --- I think it was last --- a boy named Peter
opened the gate and went out into the big meadow.

On the branch of a big tree sat a bird.
is quiet'', said the bird.
``Holy cow! A talking bird!'', Peter.

then, Bruce the Duck came waddling by. Bruce was very happy that Peter
hadn't closed gate and he to check out the deep pond in the meadow.

the Bird saw the Duck, so he decided to fly down and pick an argument
him.

``What kind of bird are you if you can't fly?'', he said; to the Duck
replied, ``I'm a duck! Stupid!''

They argued and argued. The swimming in the pond. The little bird
skipping the shore. (Scratch) Sorry.

Suddenly, caught Peter's eye --- and you know how painful that
can be. It was the Cat crawling through the grass.

Louie the Cat thought, ``If the Bird is busy arguing, just grab him''.
So quietly, Louie crept him on his velvet paws. Well, his paws
weren't velvet... they were, you know, kind of like velvet. It's
a, what d'ya it? Uh, a `metaphor'. It's a metaphor, get it?

``Look out! Look out! Look out! Look out! Look out! out! Look
out! Look out! out!'', advised Peter.

The bird immediately flew up the tree... while Bruce the Duck quacked
at Louie the Cat... the middle of the pond.

Louie the Cat walked around the tree and thought, it worth climbing up
so high, or should I just out for pizza?''

Grandfather out. He was all bent out of shape because Peter had gone
the meadow.

``It's a dangerous place. If a Wolf come out of the forest, then what
you do, huh?''
Peter did not answer, after all, it was a rhetorical question.

Boys like Peter are afraid of a lot of things, like Nuclear and
algebra, but they're not afraid of Wolves.

But Grandfather got Peter in a headlock and him home, telling him
that he was grounded and that he couldn't any cartoons for three weeks.

Just then, as luck would it, a big, mean, hairy, ferocious, snarling,
carnivorous Wolf, huh, did out of the forest!
But I guess we all knew that was coming. I mean, the is called,
`Peter and the Wolf'. We very well call it, `Peter and the Wolf'
if there wasn't any wolf, we?
Huh, that be really stupid.

The Cat was up the in a twinkling; which is about, oh, 2.3 seconds.

Bruce the quacked so hard that he propelled himself backwards
and up dry land.

For those of you taking notes, this is a fine practical of Newton's
Law of Motion, which clearly states that for every action there is
an and opposite reaction.

But no matter how quickly Bruce tried to waddle away, he couldn't
Seymore the Wolf who was his best pair of tennis shoes.

The was closing in on the Duck. It was getting closer and closer
and and then and then....

He got 'em! He got 'em! Oh no! Oh, it was terrible!
Oh, oh I believe it! Oh!
The humanity! The humanity! Oh my God! Ahh-hoh, oh, huh.

And then with one big gulp, Seymore him down. (Burp)

Um, let me recap the story briefly in case you walked into the room:
Louie the Cat was sitting on one branch. Billy the was on another
branch, not too close to Louie, and Bob the Janitor was at defrosting
his refrigerator.

The Wolf walked the tree so many times that he made a small trench.

Meanwhile, Peter was standing behind the closed gate, everything
that was on.

Peter got an idea. He ran home and got a big spool of his
grandfather's dental floss.

One of the branches of the that the Wolf was circling was conveniently
stretched out a high stone wall.

Peter scaled the wall, lickity-split, which is faster than a twinkling.

he grabbed the branch and climbed onto the tree.

Peter said to Billy the Bird, ``I want you to fly and circle around the
Wolf's head to distract him, but be careful he doesn't catch you and
your skull in and tear out your lungs and chew you up into itsy-bitsy
teeny-tiny pieces.''

``Okay'', the bird.

Billy the Bird touched the Wolf's head with his wings while the Wolf
snapped angrily at him. ahead'', said the Wolf, ``make my day''.

``Come on, cut it out'', snarled the Wolf, askin' for trouble,
Punk''. But Billy the Bird kept on harassing him.

Meanwhile, Peter made a out of the dental floss and, carefully letting
it down, caught the Wolf by the tail and pulled all his might.

Feeling himself caught, the Wolf got really off and started jerking back
and forth.

Peter tied the other end of the dental to the tree and left the Wolf
in mid-air.
``Hey, Big Bad Wolf'', said Peter, don't you come up here and get
us

``I would'', said the Wolf, ``but, well, I'm kinda up right now.''

Just then, some members of the National Rifle came out of the
woods, their magnums, uzis and bazookas.

But Peter yelled, ``Don't shoot. the Bird and I have caught the Wolf.
Now, take him to the Zoo''.

``Great idea!'', said the hunters, if he likes that, next week we'll
him to Disneyland!''

Just imagine the victory parade. was at the head. (Flush)
But after a few minutes he was through and then the parade with Peter
at the front.

After him, the leading Seymore the Wolf.

Grandfather, and Louie the Cat, and finally, Bob the janitor who had to
sweep up the mess.
shook his head discontentedly, ``Well, Peter, what if you hadn't
caught the Wolf? then?''
``Well'', Peter, ``he probably would have ripped out my intestines with
his teeth.''
``(Cough/gag/choke)'', said Grandfather, ``I that, you idiot.
It was a question.''

Above them, Billy the Bird proudly. ``Yeah, that's right. We bad.
We bad''.

Granfather that he'd had enough of the pond and the meadow and the
whole scene, so he ran off to Los Angeles and joined a Heavy Metal
band.

And what Bruce the Duck?
Well, the Wolf had in such a hurry that he swallowed him... alive!
which means the gastric juices disolved his body and he died a long,
death.

However, you'll be happy to hear that a few years later he was reincarnated
as MacLaine.

And the moral of the is... oral hygiene is very important. Make sure you
see dentist at least twice a year