Luyện nghe bài hát Peter And The Wolf

Hello, and Girls.
This is a story that I to call, ``Peter and the Wolf''.
Are you comfortably?
Are you!?
Good, let's begin....

Each character is represented by a instrument of the synthesized
orchestra.

For instance, the part of Billy the Bird is played by a flute, this...

The part of the Duck is played by an oboe...

the Cat is a clarinet. All right, he's not really a
clarinet. He's just --- you know, represented by a clarinet....

The part of the Grandfather will be by Don Amiche.
He...
Can't it? Oh. Huh.
Okay, um, hmm, in that case, the part of the will be played by,
huh, a bassoon....

Three French horns play the of... uhm... three French horns... uh...

(The Wolf! the Wolf!) Right! The Wolf. Seymore the Wolf....

The kettle and bass drum represent the sub-machine-gun fire of the
hunters...

And, of course, as always, the of Bob the Janitor is played by the
accordion.

Well, it for the introductions. And now, the story.

A long ago, in a galaxy far far away... uh.... Oh, excuse me...

Once upon a time --- I think it was last Thursday --- a boy named
opened the gate and out into the big green meadow.

On the branch of a big sat a little bird.
``All is quiet'', the bird.
cow! A talking bird!'', thought Peter.

Just then, the Duck came waddling by. Bruce was very happy that Peter
hadn't closed gate and he decided to check out the pond in the meadow.

the Bird saw the Duck, so he decided to fly down and pick an argument
him.

``What kind of bird are you if you can't fly?'', he to which the Duck
replied, ``I'm a duck! Stupid!''

They argued and argued. The Duck swimming in the pond. The little
along the shore. (Scratch) Sorry.

Suddenly, something Peter's eye --- and you know how painful that
can be. It was Louie the Cat through the grass.

Louie the Cat thought, ``If the Bird is busy arguing, just grab him''.
So quietly, Louie crept him on his velvet paws. Well, his paws
weren't velvet... they were, you know, kind of like velvet. It's
a, d'ya call it? Uh, a `metaphor'. It's a metaphor, get it?

``Look out! Look out! Look out! Look out! Look out! Look out!
out! Look out! Look out!'', Peter.

The bird flew up into the tree... while Bruce the Duck quacked
at the Cat... from the middle of the pond.

Louie the Cat walked around the tree and thought, it worth climbing up
so high, or I just send out for pizza?''

came out. He was all bent out of shape because Peter had gone
the meadow.

``It's a dangerous place. If a should come out of the forest, then what
you do, huh?''
Peter did not answer, because after all, it was a question.

like Peter are afraid of a lot of things, like Nuclear annihilation and
flunking algebra, but they're not of Wolves.

But Grandfather got Peter in a headlock and him home, telling him
that he was and that he couldn't watch any cartoons for three weeks.

Just then, as luck have it, a big, mean, hairy, ferocious, snarling,
carnivorous Wolf, huh, did out of the forest!
But I we all knew that was coming. I mean, the story is called,
`Peter and the Wolf'. We couldn't very well call it, and the Wolf'
if wasn't any wolf, could we?
Huh, that be really stupid.

The Cat was up the tree in a which is about, oh, 2.3 seconds.

Bruce the Duck quacked so that he propelled himself backwards
and up dry land.

For of you taking notes, this is a fine practical example of Newton's
Law of Motion, which clearly states that for every action there is
an equal and reaction.

But no matter how Bruce tried to waddle away, he couldn't escape
Seymore the who was wearing his best pair of tennis shoes.

The was closing in on the Duck. It was getting closer and closer
and and then and then....

He got 'em! He got 'em! Oh no! Oh, it was terrible!
Oh, oh I can't it! Oh!
The humanity! The humanity! Oh my God! Ahh-hoh, oh, huh.

And then with one big gulp, `wolfed' him down. (Burp)

Um, let me recap the story briefly in case you just into the room:
Louie the Cat was sitting on one branch. Billy the Bird was on
branch, not too close to Louie, and Bob the Janitor was at defrosting
his refrigerator.

The Wolf walked around the so many times that he made a small trench.

Meanwhile, Peter was standing behind the gate, videotaping everything
that was on.

Suddenly Peter got an idea. He ran home and got a big of his
grandfather's unwaxed floss.

One of the branches of the tree that the was circling was conveniently
stretched out a high stone wall.

Peter scaled the wall, lickity-split, which is faster than a twinkling.

Then he grabbed the branch and onto the tree.

Peter said to Billy the Bird, ``I want you to fly down and around the
Wolf's head to him, but be very careful he doesn't catch you and
bash your in and tear out your lungs and chew you up into itsy-bitsy
little pieces.''

``Okay'', the bird.

Billy the Bird almost the Wolf's head with his wings while the Wolf
snapped angrily at him. ``Go ahead'', said the Wolf, my day''.

``Come on, cut it out'', snarled the Wolf, askin' for trouble,
Punk''. But the Bird just kept on harassing him.

Meanwhile, Peter made a lasso out of the floss and, carefully letting
it down, caught the Wolf by the and pulled with all his might.

Feeling himself caught, the Wolf got ticked off and started jerking back
and forth.

Peter tied the other end of the dental floss to the and left the Wolf
in mid-air.
``Hey, Big Bad Wolf'', said Peter, ``why you come up here and get
us

``I would'', said the Wolf, ``but, well, I'm tied up right now.''

Just then, some members of the National Association came out of the
woods, their magnums, uzis and bazookas.

But Peter yelled, ``Don't shoot. Billy the and I have caught the Wolf.
Now, take him to the Zoo''.

``Great idea!'', said the hunters, if he likes that, next week we'll
him to Disneyland!''

Just imagine the victory parade. was at the head. (Flush)
But after a few he was through and then the parade began with Peter
at the front.

him, the hunters leading Seymore the Wolf.

Then Grandfather, and the Cat, and finally, Bob the janitor who had to
sweep up the mess.
shook his head discontentedly, ``Well, Peter, what if you hadn't
caught the Wolf? What
``Well'', said Peter, probably would have ripped out my intestines with
his teeth.''
``(Cough/gag/choke)'', said Grandfather, ``I that, you idiot.
It was a question.''

them, Billy the Bird chirped proudly. ``Yeah, that's right. We bad.
We bad''.

Granfather decided that had enough of the pond and the meadow and the
whole stinking scene, so he ran off to Los Angeles and joined a Metal
band.

And what about the Duck?
Well, the Wolf had in such a hurry that he swallowed him... alive!
which means the gastric juices slowly disolved his and he died a long,
death.

However, you'll be happy to that just a few years later he was reincarnated
as MacLaine.

And the moral of the story is... oral hygiene is very important. sure you
see dentist at least twice a year