Luyện nghe bài hát Peter And The Wolf

Hello, and Girls.
This is a story that I like to call, and the Wolf''.
Are you sitting
Are you!?
Good, let's begin....

Each character is represented by a instrument of the synthesized
orchestra.

For instance, the part of Billy the is played by a flute, like this...

The of Bruce the Duck is played by an oboe...

Louie the Cat is a clarinet. All right, he's not a
clarinet. He's just --- you know, he's by a clarinet....

The part of the Grandfather will be by Don Amiche.
He...
Can't it? Oh. Huh.
Okay, um, hmm, in case, the part of the Grandfather will be played by,
huh, a bassoon....

Three French horns play the of... uhm... three French horns... uh...

(The Wolf! the Wolf!) Right! The Wolf. Seymore the Wolf....

The kettle drum and bass drum represent the fire of the
hunters...

And, of course, as always, the part of Bob the is played by the
accordion.

Well, it for the introductions. And now, the story.

A time ago, in a galaxy far far away... uh.... Oh, excuse me...

Once upon a --- I think it was last Thursday --- a boy named Peter
opened the gate and went out the big green meadow.

On the branch of a big tree sat a bird.
``All is quiet'', the bird.
``Holy cow! A talking bird!'', Peter.

Just then, Bruce the Duck came waddling by. Bruce was very that Peter
hadn't gate and he decided to check out the deep pond in the meadow.

Billy the Bird saw the Duck, so he decided to fly down and an argument
him.

``What of bird are you if you can't fly?'', he said; to which the Duck
cleverly replied, a duck! Stupid!''

They and argued. The Duck swimming in the pond. The little bird
along the shore. (Scratch) Sorry.

Suddenly, something Peter's eye --- and you know how painful that
can be. It was Louie the Cat crawling the grass.

Louie the Cat thought, ``If the Bird is arguing, I'll just grab him''.
So quietly, crept towards him on his velvet paws. Well, his paws
weren't really velvet... they were, you know, of like velvet. It's
a, what call it? Uh, a `metaphor'. It's a metaphor, get it?

``Look out! out! Look out! Look out! Look out! Look out! Look
out! Look out! out!'', advised Peter.

The bird flew up into the tree... while Bruce the Duck quacked
at the Cat... from the middle of the pond.

Louie the Cat walked the tree and thought, ``Is it worth climbing up
so high, or I just send out for pizza?''

Grandfather came out. He was all bent out of shape Peter had gone
the meadow.

``It's a place. If a Wolf should come out of the forest, then what
would you do,
Peter did not answer, because after all, it was a question.

Boys like are afraid of a lot of things, like Nuclear annihilation and
flunking algebra, but not afraid of Wolves.

But Grandfather got Peter in a headlock and dragged him home, him
that he was grounded and that he couldn't any cartoons for three weeks.

then, as luck would have it, a big, mean, hairy, ferocious, snarling,
carnivorous Wolf, huh, did out of the forest!
But I guess we all knew that was coming. I mean, the is called,
`Peter and the Wolf'. We couldn't very well it, `Peter and the Wolf'
if there wasn't any wolf, we?
Huh, would be really stupid.

The Cat was up the tree in a twinkling; is about, oh, 2.3 seconds.

Bruce the Duck so hard that he propelled himself backwards
and up dry land.

For of you taking notes, this is a fine practical example of Newton's
First Law of Motion, which clearly states that for every action is
an equal and reaction.

But no matter how quickly tried to waddle away, he couldn't escape
Seymore the Wolf who was wearing his pair of tennis shoes.

The Wolf was in on the Duck. It was getting closer and closer
and and then and then....

He got 'em! He got 'em! Oh no! Oh, it was terrible!
Oh, oh I believe it! Oh!
The humanity! The humanity! Oh my God! Ahh-hoh, oh, huh.

And with one big gulp, Seymore `wolfed' him down. (Burp)

Um, let me recap the story briefly in you just walked into the room:
Louie the Cat was sitting on one branch. Billy the Bird was on
branch, not too to Louie, and Bob the Janitor was at home defrosting
his refrigerator.

The Wolf walked around the so many times that he made a small trench.

Meanwhile, Peter was behind the closed gate, videotaping everything
that was on.

Suddenly got an idea. He ran home and got a big spool of his
unwaxed dental floss.

One of the of the tree that the Wolf was circling was conveniently
stretched out over a stone wall.

scaled the wall, lickity-split, which is even faster than a twinkling.

Then he grabbed the and climbed onto the tree.

Peter said to Billy the Bird, ``I want you to fly and circle around the
Wolf's head to distract him, but be very careful he catch you and
bash your skull in and tear out your lungs and you up into itsy-bitsy
little pieces.''

``Okay'', the bird.

Billy the Bird almost touched the Wolf's head with his wings the Wolf
snapped angrily at him. ``Go ahead'', the Wolf, ``make my day''.

``Come on, cut it out'', snarled the Wolf, ``you're for trouble,
Punk''. But Billy the just kept on harassing him.

Meanwhile, Peter made a lasso out of the dental floss and, carefully
it down, the Wolf by the tail and pulled with all his might.

Feeling himself caught, the Wolf got ticked off and started jerking back
and forth.

Peter tied the other end of the dental floss to the tree and left the
in mid-air.
``Hey, Big Bad Wolf'', said Peter, ``why don't you up here and get
us

``I would'', said the Wolf, ``but, well, I'm tied up right now.''

then, some members of the National Rifle Association came out of the
woods, their magnums, uzis and bazookas.

But Peter yelled, ``Don't shoot. Billy the Bird and I have the Wolf.
Now, let's him to the Zoo''.

``Great idea!'', said the hunters, ``and if he likes that, next we'll
him to Disneyland!''

Just imagine the victory parade. was at the head. (Flush)
But after a few minutes he was through and then the parade began with
at the front.

After him, the hunters leading the Wolf.

Grandfather, and Louie the Cat, and finally, Bob the janitor who had to
sweep up the mess.
Grandfather shook his head discontentedly, ``Well, Peter, if you hadn't
caught the Wolf? then?''
``Well'', said Peter, ``he probably would ripped out my intestines with
his teeth.''
``(Cough/gag/choke)'', said Grandfather, ``I that, you idiot.
It was a question.''

Above them, Billy the Bird chirped proudly. ``Yeah, right. We bad.
We bad''.

Granfather decided that he'd had enough of the pond and the and the
whole scene, so he ran off to Los Angeles and joined a Heavy Metal
band.

And what Bruce the Duck?
Well, the Wolf had in such a hurry that he swallowed him... alive!
means the gastric juices slowly disolved his body and he died a long,
death.

However, you'll be to hear that just a few years later he was reincarnated
as MacLaine.

And the of the story is... oral hygiene is very important. Make sure you
see your at least twice a year