Luyện nghe bài hát Penis Song

Ladies and
Introducing, the song.
(oh no he didn't)
(Honk a dick)

is my penis song
I wish I had a bigger shlong
One that was a bit more thick and way more long
One of those porno king dongs

it out
I wish my was bigger, I can admit it
I'm above average on inches but I want a damn double
If I had a big ol' cock would I do?
I'd go to Florida and show it Katrina and screw
Get naked and start streaking at my school
And get arrested but at least the girls be impressed
With my leg and, and then I'd go to a keg and
Do a keg stand, get and do the running man
With no clothes on to show off
My bigger than yours when mine is cold and soft
Haha, oh yeah I that's not really the cock that I have
I out and party-bagged 'em and quickly opened the package
And it fit me like Kross's old school starter jackets
to convince myself like, "Size doesn't matter,"
Anyways I'd probably just put it on backwards I mean
I know that god made us all and special
But did he really have to invent lopsided testicles?
I don't have them I just feel bad for the like you know the guys like
Their one hangs like lower than the right, kinda like a lazy eye like on your balls
I mean I don't know, I just bad

is my penis song
I wish I had a bigger shlong
One that was quite a bit thick and way more long
if ya'll feel me sing along

Yo

Ladies!

Do you want a guy with an dick?
no
Then- wait you
No you dick
that's cool, no that's fine

I promise, I'm so self
why you never see me skinny dippin' in August
Always walkin' around with my hands in my pockets to pump blood into my guy Alfonso
I mean, goddamn I think you girls understand
I've had a since that song Short Short Man
And even though girls told me that I'm big when I watch a porno I feel like a little kid
I mean, let's Ron Jeremy
Now if a girl him she'll compare him to me
And MC in hip hop has got a huge cock
Or at least talks about it in every song they've got
I mean,
If I was really hung I'd make a whole called Me and My Dick
With interludes of all the girls that I'd with
And talk about my package and multiple
'Cause all I see is that size does matter
We got Enzite, penis surgery to Viagra
But when it all adds up you really change it
I'm not a porno star I just gotta it
You know, can I do
This song goes out to all the like little bit above average dudes
So like all the small dudes, medium dudes but all you big stop

is my penis song
I wish that I had a shlong
One was quite a bit more thick and way more long
Fellas if feel me sing along