Luyện nghe bài hát Penis Song

Ladies and
Introducing, the song.
(oh no he didn't)
(Honk a dick)

This is my song
I wish that I had a shlong
One that was a bit more thick and way more long
One of those porno king kong

it out
I wish my dick was bigger, I can it
I'm above average on inches but I want a double digit
If I had a big ol' cock would I do?
I'd probably go to and show it Katrina and screw
Get buck and start streaking at my school
And get arrested but at least the would be impressed
With my leg and, and then I'd go to a keg and
Do a keg stand, get drunk and do the man
With no clothes on just to off
My dick's bigger than when mine is cold and soft
Haha, oh yeah I forgot that's not really the that I have
I went out and party-bagged 'em and quickly opened the
And it fit me Kriss Kross's old school starter jackets
Trying to convince myself like, "Size matter,"
Anyways I'd probably just put it on backwards I mean
I that god made us all different and special
But shit did he really have to invent testicles?
I don't have them I just feel bad for the like you know the guys with
Their left one hangs like lower the right, kinda like a lazy eye like on your balls
I I don't know, I just feel bad

is my penis song
I that I had a bigger shlong
One that was quite a bit thick and way more long
Fellas if ya'll me sing along

Yo

Ladies!

Do you a guy with an average dick?
no
Then- you don't?
No you honkey
Okay cool, no that's fine

I promise, I'm so self
That's why you never see me skinny dippin' in
Always walkin' around with my hands in my trying to pump blood into my guy Alfonso
I mean, goddamn I don't think you understand
I've had a complex since that song Short Man
And even though girls have told me that I'm big when I watch a porno I feel like a kid
I mean, take Ron Jeremy
Now if a girl sees him compare him to me
And MC in hip hop has got a huge cock
Or at least about it in every song that they've got
I mean,
If I was really I'd make a whole album called Me and My Dick
interludes of all the girls that I'd been with
And talk about my package and multiple
'Cause all that I see is that size does
We got Enzite, pumps surgery to Viagra
But it all adds up you can't really change it
I'm not a porno star I gotta face it
You know, can I do
This song goes out to like all the little bit above average dudes
So all the small dudes, medium dudes but all you big dudes stop

This is my song
I that I had a bigger shlong
One that was quite a bit thick and way more long
Fellas if ya'll feel me sing