Luyện nghe bài hát Penis Song

Ladies and
Introducing, the song.
(oh no he didn't)
(Honk a dick)

This is my penis
I wish that I had a bigger
One was quite a bit more thick and way more long
One of those porno kong dongs

it out
I wish my was bigger, I can admit it
I'm above on inches but I want a damn double digit
If I had a big ol' cock would I do?
I'd probably go to Florida and show it and screw
Get buck naked and start at my school
And get arrested but at least the would be impressed
With my leg and, and then I'd go to a keg and
Do a keg stand, get drunk and do the man
With no on just to show off
My dick's bigger than yours when mine is and soft
Haha, oh yeah I forgot that's not the cock that I have
I went out and party-bagged 'em and quickly the package
And it fit me like Kross's old school starter jackets
to convince myself like, "Size doesn't matter,"
Anyways I'd probably just put it on cause I mean
I know that god made us all different and
But shit did he really have to lopsided testicles?
I don't have them I just feel bad for the like you the guys with like
Their left one like lower than the right, kinda like a lazy eye like on your balls
I mean I know, I just feel bad

is my penis song
I wish that I had a bigger
One that was a bit more thick and way more long
Fellas if ya'll feel me along

Yo

Ladies!

Do you want a guy with an average
no
Then- wait you
No you honkey
Okay cool, no that's fine

I promise, I'm so conscious
why you never see me skinny dippin' in August
Always walkin' with my hands in my pockets trying to pump blood into my guy Alfonso
I mean, goddamn I think you girls understand
I've had a complex that song Short Short Man
And even though have told me that I'm big when I watch a porno I feel like a little kid
I mean, take Ron Jeremy
Now if a girl sees him compare him to me
And MC in hip hop has got a huge cock
Or at least talks about it in every song they've got
I mean,
If I was really I'd make a whole album called Me and My Dick
With of all the girls that I'd been with
And talk about my package and orgasms
'Cause all that I see is that does matter
We got Enzite, penis pumps surgery to
But when it all adds up you can't really it
I'm not a porno star I gotta face it
You know, can I do
This goes out to like all the like little bit above average dudes
So like all the small dudes, medium dudes but all you big dudes

is my penis song
I wish that I had a shlong
One that was a bit more thick and way more long
Fellas if ya'll me sing along