Luyện nghe bài hát Penis Song

Ladies and
Introducing, the song.
(oh no he didn't)
(Honk a dick)

This is my song
I wish that I had a shlong
One that was quite a bit more thick and way more
One of those king kong dongs

it out
I my dick was bigger, I can admit it
I'm above on inches but I want a damn double digit
If I had a big ol' cock what I do?
I'd probably go to and show it Katrina and screw
Get buck and start streaking at my school
And get arrested but at the girls would be impressed
my third leg and, and then I'd go to a keg and
Do a keg stand, get drunk and do the man
With no on just to show off
My dick's bigger yours when mine is cold and soft
Haha, oh yeah I that's not really the cock that I have
I went out and party-bagged 'em and quickly the package
And it fit me like Kross's old school starter jackets
Trying to myself like, "Size doesn't matter,"
Anyways I'd probably just put it on cause I mean
I that god made us all different and special
But shit did he really have to invent testicles?
I don't have them I just feel bad for the like you know the guys like
Their left one hangs like lower than the right, kinda like a lazy eye like on your
I I don't know, I just feel bad

is my penis song
I that I had a bigger shlong
One that was quite a bit more thick and way long
Fellas if ya'll feel me sing

Yo

Ladies!

Do you a guy with an average dick?
no
Then- wait you
No you dick
that's cool, no that's fine

I promise, I'm so self
That's why you never see me skinny dippin' in
Always around with my hands in my pockets trying to pump blood into my guy Alfonso
I mean, I don't think you girls understand
I've had a complex that song Short Short Man
And even though girls have told me that I'm big when I a porno I feel like a little kid
I mean, let's Ron Jeremy
Now if a girl sees him she'll him to me
And every MC in hip hop has got a huge
Or at least talks about it in every song they've got
I mean,
If I was hung I'd make a whole album called Me and My Dick
With interludes of all the girls I'd been with
And talk about my package and orgasms
all that I see is that size does matter
We got Enzite, penis pumps to Viagra
But when it all adds up you can't change it
I'm not a porno I just gotta face it
You know, can I do
This song goes out to like all the like little bit above dudes
So like all the small dudes, medium dudes but all you big stop

This is my penis
I wish that I had a bigger
One that was quite a bit more and way more long
Fellas if ya'll feel me sing