Luyện nghe bài hát Penis Song

Ladies and
Introducing, the song.
(oh no he didn't)
(Honk a dick)

is my penis song
I that I had a bigger shlong
One that was quite a bit more thick and way more
One of porno king kong dongs

it out
I wish my was bigger, I can admit it
I'm above average on inches but I a damn double digit
If I had a big ol' cock what I do?
I'd probably go to Florida and it Katrina and screw
Get buck naked and streaking at my school
And get arrested but at the girls would be impressed
my third leg and, and then I'd go to a keg and
Do a keg stand, get drunk and do the man
no clothes on just to show off
My dick's bigger than yours mine is cold and soft
Haha, oh yeah I forgot that's not really the that I have
I out and party-bagged 'em and quickly opened the package
And it fit me like Kriss old school starter jackets
Trying to myself like, "Size doesn't matter,"
Anyways I'd probably just put it on backwards I mean
I know that god us all different and special
But shit did he really to invent lopsided testicles?
I don't have them I feel bad for the like you know the guys with like
Their left one hangs lower than the right, kinda like a lazy eye like on your balls
I mean I don't know, I just bad

This is my song
I wish that I had a bigger
One that was a bit more thick and way more long
if ya'll feel me sing along

Yo

Ladies!

Do you a guy with an average dick?
no
Then- you don't?
No you dick
Okay that's cool, no fine

I promise, I'm so self
why you never see me skinny dippin' in August
Always walkin' around with my hands in my pockets to pump blood into my guy Alfonso
I mean, I don't think you girls understand
I've had a complex since that Short Short Man
And even though girls have told me that I'm big when I watch a I feel like a little kid
I mean, let's Ron Jeremy
Now if a girl him she'll compare him to me
And every MC in hip hop has got a cock
Or at least talks about it in every song that got
I mean,
If I was really hung I'd make a whole album Me and My Dick
With interludes of all the that I'd been with
And talk about my package and orgasms
'Cause all that I see is that size does
We got Enzite, penis pumps to Viagra
But when it all adds up you can't really it
I'm not a porno star I just gotta it
You know, can I do
This song goes out to like all the like little bit average dudes
So like all the small dudes, medium dudes but all you big stop

is my penis song
I wish that I had a bigger
One was quite a bit more thick and way more long
Fellas if ya'll feel me sing