Luyện nghe bài hát Penis Song

Ladies and
Introducing, the song.
(oh no he didn't)
(Honk a dick)

is my penis song
I wish that I had a bigger
One was quite a bit more thick and way more long
One of porno king kong dongs

it out
I my dick was bigger, I can admit it
I'm above on inches but I want a damn double digit
If I had a big ol' what would I do?
I'd probably go to and show it Katrina and screw
Get buck and start streaking at my school
And get arrested but at least the would be impressed
my third leg and, and then I'd go to a keg and
Do a keg stand, get and do the running man
With no on just to show off
My dick's bigger than yours mine is cold and soft
Haha, oh yeah I forgot that's not really the cock that I
I out and party-bagged 'em and quickly opened the package
And it fit me like Kriss Kross's old school starter
Trying to convince like, "Size doesn't matter,"
Anyways I'd probably just put it on backwards I mean
I know that god made us all and special
But shit did he really have to lopsided testicles?
I don't have them I just feel bad for the like you know the with like
Their left one hangs like lower than the right, kinda a lazy eye like on your balls
I I don't know, I just feel bad

This is my penis
I that I had a bigger shlong
One that was quite a bit more thick and way more
Fellas if ya'll feel me along

Yo

Ladies!

Do you a guy with an average dick?
no
Then- wait you
No you dick
Okay that's cool, no that's

I promise, I'm so conscious
why you never see me skinny dippin' in August
Always walkin' around with my hands in my pockets trying to pump blood my guy Alfonso
I mean, I don't think you girls understand
I've had a complex since that song Short Man
And though girls have told me that I'm big when I watch a porno I feel like a little kid
I mean, let's take Ron
Now if a girl sees him she'll him to me
And every MC in hip hop has got a cock
Or at least talks about it in every song they've got
I mean,
If I was really hung I'd a whole album called Me and My Dick
With interludes of all the girls that I'd with
And talk about my package and multiple
'Cause all that I see is that size matter
We got Enzite, pumps surgery to Viagra
But when it all adds up you really change it
I'm not a porno star I just gotta it
You know, can I do
This song goes out to like all the like little bit above average
So like all the small dudes, medium dudes but all you big dudes

This is my penis
I wish that I had a bigger
One that was a bit more thick and way more long
if ya'll feel me sing along