Luyện nghe bài hát Penis Song

Ladies and
Introducing, the song.
(oh no he didn't)
(Honk a dick)

This is my song
I wish I had a bigger shlong
One that was quite a bit more thick and way more
One of those porno kong dongs

it out
I wish my dick was bigger, I can it
I'm above average on but I want a damn double digit
If I had a big ol' cock would I do?
I'd go to Florida and show it Katrina and screw
Get naked and start streaking at my school
And get arrested but at least the girls would be
With my leg and, and then I'd go to a keg and
Do a keg stand, get and do the running man
With no on just to show off
My dick's bigger than yours mine is cold and soft
Haha, oh yeah I forgot that's not really the cock that I
I went out and party-bagged 'em and quickly the package
And it fit me like Kriss Kross's old starter jackets
Trying to convince like, "Size doesn't matter,"
Anyways I'd just put it on backwards cause I mean
I know that god made us all different and
But shit did he really have to lopsided testicles?
I don't have them I just feel bad for the like you know the guys like
Their left one hangs like lower than the right, kinda like a eye like on your balls
I I don't know, I just feel bad

This is my penis
I wish that I had a bigger
One that was quite a bit more thick and way long
Fellas if feel me sing along

Yo

Ladies!

Do you a guy with an average dick?
no
Then- you don't?
No you honkey
that's cool, no that's fine

I promise, I'm so self
That's why you never see me skinny in August
Always walkin' around my hands in my pockets trying to pump blood into my guy Alfonso
I mean, goddamn I think you girls understand
had a complex since that song Short Short Man
And even though girls have told me that I'm big when I watch a I feel like a little kid
I mean, let's Ron Jeremy
Now if a girl sees him compare him to me
And every MC in hip hop has got a huge
Or at least talks about it in every song they've got
I mean,
If I was hung I'd make a whole album called Me and My Dick
With interludes of all the girls I'd been with
And talk about my package and multiple
'Cause all that I see is that size does
We got Enzite, penis pumps to Viagra
But when it all up you can't really change it
I'm not a porno star I just gotta it
You know, can I do
This song goes out to like all the like bit above average dudes
So all the small dudes, medium dudes but all you big dudes stop

This is my song
I wish that I had a shlong
One was quite a bit more thick and way more long
Fellas if ya'll feel me sing