Luyện nghe bài hát Penis Song

Ladies and
Introducing, the song.
(oh no he didn't)
(Honk a dick)

This is my song
I wish that I had a shlong
One that was quite a bit more thick and way long
One of those porno king kong

it out
I my dick was bigger, I can admit it
I'm average on inches but I want a damn double digit
If I had a big ol' cock would I do?
I'd probably go to Florida and show it Katrina and
Get buck naked and start at my school
And get arrested but at least the girls would be
my third leg and, and then I'd go to a keg and
Do a keg stand, get and do the running man
With no on just to show off
My dick's bigger than yours when mine is cold and
Haha, oh yeah I forgot that's not really the cock I have
I went out and party-bagged 'em and quickly the package
And it fit me like Kross's old school starter jackets
Trying to convince like, "Size doesn't matter,"
Anyways I'd just put it on backwards cause I mean
I know god made us all different and special
But shit did he really have to invent lopsided
I don't have them I feel bad for the like you know the guys with like
Their left one hangs lower than the right, kinda like a lazy eye like on your balls
I I don't know, I just feel bad

is my penis song
I that I had a bigger shlong
One that was quite a bit more thick and way more
if ya'll feel me sing along

Yo

Ladies!

Do you want a guy with an dick?
no
Then- you don't?
No you honkey
that's cool, no that's fine

I promise, I'm so self
That's why you see me skinny dippin' in August
walkin' around with my hands in my pockets trying to pump blood into my guy Alfonso
I mean, I don't think you girls understand
I've had a complex that song Short Short Man
And even though girls have told me I'm big when I watch a porno I feel like a little kid
I mean, take Ron Jeremy
Now if a girl sees him compare him to me
And MC in hip hop has got a huge cock
Or at least about it in every song that they've got
I mean,
If I was really hung I'd a whole album called Me and My Dick
With interludes of all the girls that I'd with
And talk about my package and multiple
'Cause all that I see is that does matter
We got Enzite, pumps surgery to Viagra
But when it all up you can't really change it
I'm not a star I just gotta face it
You know, can I do
This song goes out to all the like little bit above average dudes
So all the small dudes, medium dudes but all you big dudes stop

is my penis song
I wish I had a bigger shlong
One was quite a bit more thick and way more long
Fellas if feel me sing along