Luyện nghe bài hát Penis Song

Ladies and
Introducing, the song.
(oh no he didn't)
(Honk a dick)

This is my song
I that I had a bigger shlong
One was quite a bit more thick and way more long
One of those porno king kong

it out
I wish my was bigger, I can admit it
I'm average on inches but I want a damn double digit
If I had a big ol' cock what I do?
I'd probably go to and show it Katrina and screw
Get buck naked and start at my school
And get but at least the girls would be impressed
my third leg and, and then I'd go to a keg and
Do a keg stand, get drunk and do the man
no clothes on just to show off
My dick's bigger than yours mine is cold and soft
Haha, oh yeah I forgot that's not the cock that I have
I went out and 'em and quickly opened the package
And it fit me like Kriss old school starter jackets
Trying to convince like, "Size doesn't matter,"
Anyways I'd probably just put it on cause I mean
I know god made us all different and special
But did he really have to invent lopsided testicles?
I don't have them I just feel bad for the you know the guys with like
Their left one hangs like lower than the right, kinda a lazy eye like on your balls
I mean I know, I just feel bad

is my penis song
I wish I had a bigger shlong
One that was quite a bit more thick and way long
Fellas if ya'll feel me along

Yo

Ladies!

Do you want a guy with an dick?
no
Then- wait you
No you dick
that's cool, no that's fine

I promise, I'm so conscious
That's why you never see me skinny in August
Always walkin' with my hands in my pockets trying to pump blood into my guy Alfonso
I mean, goddamn I don't think you girls
I've had a complex that song Short Short Man
And even though girls have told me I'm big when I watch a porno I feel like a little kid
I mean, take Ron Jeremy
Now if a girl him she'll compare him to me
And MC in hip hop has got a huge cock
Or at least talks about it in every that they've got
I mean,
If I was really hung I'd make a whole called Me and My Dick
With interludes of all the that I'd been with
And talk about my package and orgasms
'Cause all that I see is that size does
We got Enzite, penis surgery to Viagra
But when it all adds up you really change it
I'm not a porno I just gotta face it
You know, can I do
This song goes out to like all the like bit above average dudes
So like all the small dudes, medium dudes but all you big dudes

This is my song
I wish that I had a shlong
One that was quite a bit more thick and way more
Fellas if ya'll feel me sing