Luyện nghe bài hát Penis Song

Ladies and
Introducing, the song.
(oh no he didn't)
(Honk a dick)

is my penis song
I wish I had a bigger shlong
One was quite a bit more thick and way more long
One of those porno king kong

it out
I wish my dick was bigger, I can it
I'm above average on inches but I a damn double digit
If I had a big ol' what would I do?
I'd probably go to Florida and show it Katrina and
Get buck naked and start streaking at my
And get arrested but at least the girls would be
my third leg and, and then I'd go to a keg and
Do a keg stand, get drunk and do the man
With no clothes on to show off
My dick's bigger than yours when mine is cold and
Haha, oh yeah I forgot that's not really the that I have
I out and party-bagged 'em and quickly opened the package
And it fit me like Kriss Kross's old school jackets
Trying to convince like, "Size doesn't matter,"
Anyways I'd just put it on backwards cause I mean
I know god made us all different and special
But shit did he really have to lopsided testicles?
I don't have them I just feel bad for the you know the guys with like
Their left one hangs like lower than the right, kinda like a lazy eye on your balls
I mean I don't know, I just bad

This is my song
I wish that I had a shlong
One that was quite a bit more and way more long
if ya'll feel me sing along

Yo

Ladies!

Do you want a guy with an dick?
no
Then- wait you
No you dick
that's cool, no that's fine

I promise, I'm so conscious
That's why you never see me skinny in August
Always walkin' around with my hands in my pockets to pump blood into my guy Alfonso
I mean, I don't think you girls understand
I've had a complex since song Short Short Man
And though girls have told me that I'm big when I watch a porno I feel like a little kid
I mean, let's Ron Jeremy
Now if a girl sees him she'll him to me
And every MC in hip hop has got a cock
Or at least talks about it in every that they've got
I mean,
If I was really hung I'd make a whole album Me and My Dick
With interludes of all the girls that I'd been
And talk my package and multiple orgasms
all that I see is that size does matter
We got Enzite, pumps surgery to Viagra
But it all adds up you can't really change it
I'm not a porno star I gotta face it
You know, can I do
This song goes out to all the like little bit above average dudes
So like all the small dudes, medium dudes but all you big dudes

This is my penis
I wish that I had a bigger
One that was quite a bit thick and way more long
Fellas if ya'll feel me sing