Luyện nghe bài hát Penis Song

Ladies and
Introducing, the song.
(oh no he didn't)
(Honk a dick)

This is my song
I wish that I had a bigger
One that was quite a bit more thick and way long
One of those porno kong dongs

it out
I my dick was bigger, I can admit it
I'm above average on inches but I want a double digit
If I had a big ol' cock what I do?
I'd go to Florida and show it Katrina and screw
Get buck naked and start at my school
And get arrested but at least the girls be impressed
With my leg and, and then I'd go to a keg and
Do a keg stand, get drunk and do the man
With no on just to show off
My bigger than yours when mine is cold and soft
Haha, oh yeah I forgot that's not the cock that I have
I went out and party-bagged 'em and quickly the package
And it fit me Kriss Kross's old school starter jackets
Trying to convince myself like, "Size matter,"
Anyways I'd probably just put it on backwards I mean
I know that god made us all different and
But shit did he really to invent lopsided testicles?
I don't have them I feel bad for the like you know the guys with like
Their left one like lower than the right, kinda like a lazy eye like on your balls
I I don't know, I just feel bad

This is my song
I wish that I had a bigger
One that was quite a bit more thick and way long
Fellas if ya'll feel me along

Yo

Ladies!

Do you want a guy with an dick?
no
Then- you don't?
No you dick
Okay that's cool, no fine

I promise, I'm so conscious
That's why you never see me dippin' in August
Always around with my hands in my pockets trying to pump blood into my guy Alfonso
I mean, goddamn I don't think you girls
I've had a complex that song Short Short Man
And even though girls have told me that I'm big when I watch a porno I feel like a kid
I mean, let's Ron Jeremy
Now if a girl him she'll compare him to me
And MC in hip hop has got a huge cock
Or at least talks about it in every song they've got
I mean,
If I was really hung I'd make a whole album Me and My Dick
With of all the girls that I'd been with
And talk about my package and orgasms
'Cause all I see is that size does matter
We got Enzite, pumps surgery to Viagra
But when it all adds up you can't change it
I'm not a porno star I just gotta it
You know, can I do
This song goes out to like all the little bit above average dudes
So all the small dudes, medium dudes but all you big dudes stop

is my penis song
I that I had a bigger shlong
One that was quite a bit more thick and way more
Fellas if feel me sing along