Luyện nghe bài hát Penis Song

Ladies and
Introducing, the song.
(oh no he didn't)
(Honk a dick)

This is my song
I wish that I had a bigger
One that was a bit more thick and way more long
One of those porno king kong

it out
I wish my was bigger, I can admit it
I'm above average on inches but I want a damn digit
If I had a big ol' what would I do?
I'd probably go to Florida and show it Katrina and
Get naked and start streaking at my school
And get arrested but at least the would be impressed
With my leg and, and then I'd go to a keg and
Do a keg stand, get drunk and do the man
With no clothes on just to off
My dick's bigger than yours when mine is cold and
Haha, oh yeah I forgot that's not really the cock I have
I went out and party-bagged 'em and quickly opened the
And it fit me like Kriss Kross's old starter jackets
to convince myself like, "Size doesn't matter,"
Anyways I'd probably just put it on cause I mean
I know god made us all different and special
But shit did he have to invent lopsided testicles?
I don't have them I just feel bad for the like you know the with like
Their left one hangs like than the right, kinda like a lazy eye like on your balls
I I don't know, I just feel bad

This is my penis
I that I had a bigger shlong
One that was quite a bit more thick and way long
Fellas if ya'll me sing along

Yo

Ladies!

Do you want a guy with an average
no
Then- wait you
No you dick
Okay that's cool, no that's

I promise, I'm so conscious
That's why you see me skinny dippin' in August
Always walkin' around with my in my pockets trying to pump blood into my guy Alfonso
I mean, goddamn I think you girls understand
I've had a complex since that Short Short Man
And even though girls have me that I'm big when I watch a porno I feel like a little kid
I mean, take Ron Jeremy
Now if a girl sees him she'll him to me
And every MC in hip hop has got a huge
Or at least talks about it in every song they've got
I mean,
If I was really hung I'd make a whole called Me and My Dick
With interludes of all the girls I'd been with
And talk about my and multiple orgasms
'Cause all that I see is that size does
We got Enzite, penis surgery to Viagra
But it all adds up you can't really change it
I'm not a porno star I gotta face it
You know, can I do
This song goes out to like all the like little bit above average
So like all the small dudes, medium dudes but all you big dudes

This is my penis
I that I had a bigger shlong
One that was quite a bit more thick and way long
Fellas if ya'll me sing along