Luyện nghe bài hát Penis Song

Ladies and
Introducing, the song.
(oh no he didn't)
(Honk a dick)

This is my song
I wish I had a bigger shlong
One was quite a bit more thick and way more long
One of those porno kong dongs

it out
I wish my dick was bigger, I can it
I'm above average on inches but I want a double digit
If I had a big ol' cock what I do?
I'd probably go to Florida and it Katrina and screw
Get naked and start streaking at my school
And get arrested but at least the girls be impressed
With my leg and, and then I'd go to a keg and
Do a keg stand, get drunk and do the man
no clothes on just to show off
My dick's bigger than yours when is cold and soft
Haha, oh yeah I that's not really the cock that I have
I went out and party-bagged 'em and quickly opened the
And it fit me like Kriss Kross's old school starter
to convince myself like, "Size doesn't matter,"
Anyways I'd probably just put it on backwards I mean
I know that god made us all different and
But shit did he really have to lopsided testicles?
I don't have them I just feel bad for the you know the guys with like
Their one hangs like lower than the right, kinda like a lazy eye like on your balls
I I don't know, I just feel bad

This is my penis
I wish that I had a shlong
One that was quite a bit more thick and way long
Fellas if ya'll feel me along

Yo

Ladies!

Do you want a guy with an average
no
Then- you don't?
No you dick
Okay cool, no that's fine

I promise, I'm so self
That's why you never see me skinny dippin' in
Always walkin' around my hands in my pockets trying to pump blood into my guy Alfonso
I mean, goddamn I don't think you girls
I've had a complex since that Short Short Man
And even though girls have told me I'm big when I watch a porno I feel like a little kid
I mean, let's Ron Jeremy
Now if a girl sees him she'll him to me
And every MC in hip hop has got a huge
Or at talks about it in every song that they've got
I mean,
If I was hung I'd make a whole album called Me and My Dick
interludes of all the girls that I'd been with
And talk about my package and multiple
'Cause all that I see is that size does
We got Enzite, pumps surgery to Viagra
But when it all adds up you can't change it
I'm not a porno star I just face it
You know, can I do
This song goes out to all the like little bit above average dudes
So like all the small dudes, medium but all you big dudes stop

This is my song
I wish that I had a shlong
One that was quite a bit more thick and way more
Fellas if ya'll me sing along