Luyện nghe bài hát Penis Song

Ladies and
Introducing, the song.
(oh no he didn't)
(Honk a dick)

This is my penis
I wish that I had a shlong
One that was quite a bit more thick and way more
One of porno king kong dongs

it out
I wish my dick was bigger, I can it
I'm above average on inches but I want a damn double
If I had a big ol' cock would I do?
I'd go to Florida and show it Katrina and screw
Get buck and start streaking at my school
And get arrested but at least the girls would be
my third leg and, and then I'd go to a keg and
Do a keg stand, get and do the running man
no clothes on just to show off
My dick's bigger than yours when is cold and soft
Haha, oh yeah I forgot that's not really the that I have
I out and party-bagged 'em and quickly opened the package
And it fit me Kriss Kross's old school starter jackets
Trying to convince myself like, "Size matter,"
Anyways I'd probably put it on backwards cause I mean
I know that god us all different and special
But shit did he really have to lopsided testicles?
I don't them I just feel bad for the like you know the guys with like
Their left one hangs like lower than the right, kinda a lazy eye like on your balls
I I don't know, I just feel bad

This is my penis
I that I had a bigger shlong
One that was quite a bit more and way more long
Fellas if ya'll feel me along

Yo

Ladies!

Do you a guy with an average dick?
no
Then- wait you
No you dick
that's cool, no that's fine

I promise, I'm so self
That's why you never see me skinny dippin' in
Always walkin' around with my hands in my pockets trying to pump blood into my guy
I mean, goddamn I don't think you understand
I've had a complex since that Short Short Man
And even though girls have told me that I'm big I watch a porno I feel like a little kid
I mean, let's Ron Jeremy
Now if a girl him she'll compare him to me
And every MC in hip hop has got a cock
Or at least talks about it in song that they've got
I mean,
If I was really hung I'd make a whole album Me and My Dick
With interludes of all the girls that I'd with
And talk about my and multiple orgasms
'Cause all that I see is that size does
We got Enzite, penis surgery to Viagra
But when it all adds up you can't change it
I'm not a porno star I gotta face it
You know, can I do
This song out to like all the like little bit above average dudes
So like all the small dudes, dudes but all you big dudes stop

is my penis song
I wish I had a bigger shlong
One that was a bit more thick and way more long
if ya'll feel me sing along