Luyện nghe bài hát Penis Song

Ladies and
Introducing, the song.
(oh no he didn't)
(Honk a dick)

is my penis song
I wish that I had a shlong
One that was quite a bit thick and way more long
One of those porno king dongs

it out
I wish my was bigger, I can admit it
I'm above average on but I want a damn double digit
If I had a big ol' cock would I do?
I'd probably go to and show it Katrina and screw
Get buck naked and start at my school
And get arrested but at the girls would be impressed
With my third leg and, and I'd go to a keg and
Do a keg stand, get drunk and do the man
With no clothes on to show off
My dick's bigger than when mine is cold and soft
Haha, oh yeah I that's not really the cock that I have
I went out and 'em and quickly opened the package
And it fit me Kriss Kross's old school starter jackets
to convince myself like, "Size doesn't matter,"
Anyways I'd probably just put it on backwards cause I
I know that god us all different and special
But shit did he really have to invent testicles?
I don't have them I just bad for the like you know the guys with like
Their left one hangs like than the right, kinda like a lazy eye like on your balls
I mean I know, I just feel bad

This is my penis
I wish that I had a bigger
One that was quite a bit more thick and way long
Fellas if ya'll feel me along

Yo

Ladies!

Do you a guy with an average dick?
no
Then- wait you
No you dick
Okay that's cool, no that's

I promise, I'm so self
why you never see me skinny dippin' in August
Always walkin' around with my hands in my pockets trying to pump into my guy Alfonso
I mean, goddamn I don't think you understand
had a complex since that song Short Short Man
And even though girls told me that I'm big when I watch a porno I feel like a little kid
I mean, take Ron Jeremy
Now if a girl sees him compare him to me
And every MC in hip hop has got a cock
Or at talks about it in every song that they've got
I mean,
If I was really hung I'd make a album called Me and My Dick
With of all the girls that I'd been with
And talk my package and multiple orgasms
'Cause all that I see is that size does
We got Enzite, penis surgery to Viagra
But when it all adds up you can't change it
I'm not a star I just gotta face it
You know, can I do
This song out to like all the like little bit above average dudes
So all the small dudes, medium dudes but all you big dudes stop

This is my penis
I wish that I had a bigger
One that was quite a bit more thick and way more
if ya'll feel me sing along