Luyện nghe bài hát Penis Song

Ladies and
Introducing, the song.
(oh no he didn't)
(Honk a dick)

is my penis song
I wish I had a bigger shlong
One that was quite a bit more thick and way more
One of those king kong dongs

it out
I wish my was bigger, I can admit it
I'm above average on but I want a damn double digit
If I had a big ol' cock what I do?
I'd probably go to and show it Katrina and screw
Get buck naked and start streaking at my
And get arrested but at least the would be impressed
With my third leg and, and I'd go to a keg and
Do a keg stand, get drunk and do the man
With no clothes on just to off
My dick's than yours when mine is cold and soft
Haha, oh yeah I forgot that's not really the that I have
I went out and 'em and quickly opened the package
And it fit me like Kriss old school starter jackets
Trying to myself like, "Size doesn't matter,"
Anyways I'd probably just put it on backwards I mean
I that god made us all different and special
But shit did he have to invent lopsided testicles?
I don't have them I just feel bad for the like you the guys with like
Their left one hangs like lower the right, kinda like a lazy eye like on your balls
I mean I know, I just feel bad

This is my penis
I wish that I had a bigger
One that was quite a bit more and way more long
Fellas if feel me sing along

Yo

Ladies!

Do you want a guy with an dick?
no
Then- you don't?
No you dick
Okay that's cool, no that's

I promise, I'm so conscious
That's why you see me skinny dippin' in August
Always walkin' with my hands in my pockets trying to pump blood into my guy Alfonso
I mean, goddamn I don't think you understand
I've had a complex since that song Short Man
And even though have told me that I'm big when I watch a porno I feel like a little kid
I mean, let's take Ron
Now if a sees him she'll compare him to me
And every MC in hip hop has got a cock
Or at least talks about it in every that they've got
I mean,
If I was really I'd make a whole album called Me and My Dick
With interludes of all the girls I'd been with
And talk about my package and multiple
'Cause all I see is that size does matter
We got Enzite, pumps surgery to Viagra
But when it all adds up you can't change it
I'm not a porno star I gotta face it
You know, can I do
This song goes out to all the like little bit above average dudes
So like all the small dudes, medium but all you big dudes stop

This is my song
I wish that I had a bigger
One that was quite a bit more thick and way more
Fellas if feel me sing along