Luyện nghe bài hát Penis Song

Ladies and
Introducing, the song.
(oh no he didn't)
(Honk a dick)

This is my penis
I wish that I had a shlong
One that was quite a bit thick and way more long
One of those porno king kong

it out
I my dick was bigger, I can admit it
I'm above average on inches but I want a damn double
If I had a big ol' cock what I do?
I'd probably go to and show it Katrina and screw
Get buck naked and start at my school
And get arrested but at the girls would be impressed
my third leg and, and then I'd go to a keg and
Do a keg stand, get drunk and do the man
no clothes on just to show off
My dick's bigger than when mine is cold and soft
Haha, oh yeah I forgot not really the cock that I have
I went out and 'em and quickly opened the package
And it fit me like Kriss old school starter jackets
Trying to convince like, "Size doesn't matter,"
Anyways I'd probably put it on backwards cause I mean
I that god made us all different and special
But did he really have to invent lopsided testicles?
I have them I just feel bad for the like you know the guys with like
Their left one like lower than the right, kinda like a lazy eye like on your balls
I mean I don't know, I feel bad

This is my penis
I wish I had a bigger shlong
One that was quite a bit thick and way more long
Fellas if feel me sing along

Yo

Ladies!

Do you want a guy with an average
no
Then- you don't?
No you dick
Okay cool, no that's fine

I promise, I'm so self
That's why you see me skinny dippin' in August
walkin' around with my hands in my pockets trying to pump blood into my guy Alfonso
I mean, goddamn I think you girls understand
I've had a complex since that song Short Man
And even though have told me that I'm big when I watch a porno I feel like a little kid
I mean, take Ron Jeremy
Now if a girl sees him she'll him to me
And MC in hip hop has got a huge cock
Or at least talks it in every song that they've got
I mean,
If I was really hung I'd make a album called Me and My Dick
interludes of all the girls that I'd been with
And talk about my and multiple orgasms
'Cause all that I see is that does matter
We got Enzite, penis pumps to Viagra
But it all adds up you can't really change it
I'm not a star I just gotta face it
You know, can I do
This song goes out to all the like little bit above average dudes
So like all the small dudes, dudes but all you big dudes stop

is my penis song
I that I had a bigger shlong
One was quite a bit more thick and way more long
Fellas if ya'll feel me along