Luyện nghe bài hát Penis Song

Ladies and
Introducing, the song.
(oh no he didn't)
(Honk a dick)

is my penis song
I wish that I had a bigger
One was quite a bit more thick and way more long
One of those porno kong dongs

it out
I wish my was bigger, I can admit it
I'm above average on inches but I want a double digit
If I had a big ol' what would I do?
I'd go to Florida and show it Katrina and screw
Get buck naked and start streaking at my
And get arrested but at least the girls be impressed
my third leg and, and then I'd go to a keg and
Do a keg stand, get and do the running man
With no clothes on to show off
My bigger than yours when mine is cold and soft
Haha, oh I forgot that's not really the cock that I have
I out and party-bagged 'em and quickly opened the package
And it fit me like Kriss old school starter jackets
Trying to myself like, "Size doesn't matter,"
Anyways I'd probably just put it on backwards cause I
I that god made us all different and special
But did he really have to invent lopsided testicles?
I don't have them I feel bad for the like you know the guys with like
Their left one like lower than the right, kinda like a lazy eye like on your balls
I mean I don't know, I feel bad

This is my penis
I wish I had a bigger shlong
One was quite a bit more thick and way more long
Fellas if ya'll feel me sing

Yo

Ladies!

Do you a guy with an average dick?
no
Then- you don't?
No you dick
Okay cool, no that's fine

I promise, I'm so self
That's why you never see me skinny dippin' in
Always walkin' around with my hands in my pockets to pump blood into my guy Alfonso
I mean, goddamn I don't think you understand
I've had a since that song Short Short Man
And even though girls have told me that I'm big when I watch a porno I like a little kid
I mean, let's Ron Jeremy
Now if a girl him she'll compare him to me
And MC in hip hop has got a huge cock
Or at least talks it in every song that they've got
I mean,
If I was really hung I'd make a album called Me and My Dick
With interludes of all the girls that I'd with
And talk my package and multiple orgasms
'Cause all that I see is size does matter
We got Enzite, penis pumps to Viagra
But it all adds up you can't really change it
I'm not a porno star I just gotta it
You know, can I do
This song goes out to like all the like little bit above average
So like all the small dudes, medium but all you big dudes stop

This is my song
I wish that I had a shlong
One that was quite a bit thick and way more long
if ya'll feel me sing along