Luyện nghe bài hát Penis Song

Ladies and
Introducing, the song.
(oh no he didn't)
(Honk a dick)

This is my penis
I wish that I had a shlong
One was quite a bit more thick and way more long
One of those king kong dongs

it out
I wish my was bigger, I can admit it
I'm above average on inches but I want a double digit
If I had a big ol' what would I do?
I'd probably go to Florida and it Katrina and screw
Get buck naked and streaking at my school
And get but at least the girls would be impressed
With my leg and, and then I'd go to a keg and
Do a keg stand, get and do the running man
no clothes on just to show off
My dick's bigger than when mine is cold and soft
Haha, oh yeah I forgot not really the cock that I have
I went out and party-bagged 'em and quickly the package
And it fit me like Kriss Kross's old school jackets
Trying to convince myself like, "Size matter,"
Anyways I'd probably just put it on backwards cause I
I know that god made us all different and
But shit did he have to invent lopsided testicles?
I don't have I just feel bad for the like you know the guys with like
Their left one hangs like lower than the right, like a lazy eye like on your balls
I I don't know, I just feel bad

This is my song
I wish that I had a shlong
One that was a bit more thick and way more long
Fellas if ya'll me sing along

Yo

Ladies!

Do you want a guy an average dick?
no
Then- wait you
No you honkey
that's cool, no that's fine

I promise, I'm so conscious
That's why you never see me skinny dippin' in
Always walkin' with my hands in my pockets trying to pump blood into my guy Alfonso
I mean, goddamn I don't you girls understand
I've had a complex since that song Short Man
And even though girls told me that I'm big when I watch a porno I feel like a little kid
I mean, take Ron Jeremy
Now if a girl him she'll compare him to me
And every MC in hip hop has got a cock
Or at least talks about it in every that they've got
I mean,
If I was really hung I'd make a whole called Me and My Dick
With interludes of all the girls I'd been with
And talk about my package and multiple
all that I see is that size does matter
We got Enzite, penis pumps to Viagra
But when it all adds up you can't really it
I'm not a porno I just gotta face it
You know, can I do
This song goes out to like all the like little bit above average
So like all the dudes, medium dudes but all you big dudes stop

This is my penis
I wish I had a bigger shlong
One that was quite a bit thick and way more long
Fellas if ya'll feel me along