Luyện nghe bài hát Penis Song

Ladies and
Introducing, the song.
(oh no he didn't)
(Honk a dick)

is my penis song
I that I had a bigger shlong
One that was quite a bit more and way more long
One of those king kong dongs

it out
I my dick was bigger, I can admit it
I'm above average on but I want a damn double digit
If I had a big ol' what would I do?
I'd probably go to Florida and it Katrina and screw
Get buck naked and start streaking at my
And get arrested but at least the girls be impressed
With my leg and, and then I'd go to a keg and
Do a keg stand, get drunk and do the man
With no clothes on to show off
My dick's bigger yours when mine is cold and soft
Haha, oh yeah I forgot that's not really the cock that I
I went out and 'em and quickly opened the package
And it fit me like Kriss Kross's old starter jackets
to convince myself like, "Size doesn't matter,"
Anyways I'd probably just put it on cause I mean
I know that god made us all and special
But shit did he really have to invent testicles?
I don't have them I just feel bad for the like you know the guys like
left one hangs like lower than the right, kinda like a lazy eye like on your balls
I I don't know, I just feel bad

is my penis song
I wish that I had a shlong
One was quite a bit more thick and way more long
Fellas if feel me sing along

Yo

Ladies!

Do you want a guy an average dick?
no
Then- wait you
No you honkey
Okay that's cool, no that's

I promise, I'm so conscious
That's why you never see me dippin' in August
Always walkin' around with my hands in my trying to pump blood into my guy Alfonso
I mean, goddamn I don't think you girls
had a complex since that song Short Short Man
And even though have told me that I'm big when I watch a porno I feel like a little kid
I mean, let's take Ron
Now if a sees him she'll compare him to me
And MC in hip hop has got a huge cock
Or at least about it in every song that they've got
I mean,
If I was really hung I'd make a whole album called Me and My
With interludes of all the girls that I'd with
And talk about my and multiple orgasms
'Cause all I see is that size does matter
We got Enzite, pumps surgery to Viagra
But when it all adds up you can't really it
I'm not a porno I just gotta face it
You know, can I do
This goes out to like all the like little bit above average dudes
So like all the small dudes, dudes but all you big dudes stop

This is my penis
I wish that I had a bigger
One was quite a bit more thick and way more long
Fellas if feel me sing along