Luyện nghe bài hát Penis Song

Ladies and
Introducing, the song.
(oh no he didn't)
(Honk a dick)

This is my song
I wish that I had a shlong
One that was quite a bit more thick and way more
One of those porno kong dongs

it out
I wish my dick was bigger, I can it
I'm above average on inches but I want a double digit
If I had a big ol' cock would I do?
I'd probably go to Florida and it Katrina and screw
Get buck naked and streaking at my school
And get arrested but at the girls would be impressed
With my leg and, and then I'd go to a keg and
Do a keg stand, get drunk and do the man
With no on just to show off
My dick's bigger than yours when is cold and soft
Haha, oh yeah I forgot that's not really the cock I have
I out and party-bagged 'em and quickly opened the package
And it fit me Kriss Kross's old school starter jackets
Trying to convince myself like, "Size matter,"
Anyways I'd probably just put it on cause I mean
I know that god us all different and special
But shit did he really to invent lopsided testicles?
I don't have them I feel bad for the like you know the guys with like
Their left one hangs like lower than the right, kinda like a lazy eye like on your
I mean I don't know, I just bad

is my penis song
I that I had a bigger shlong
One that was quite a bit thick and way more long
Fellas if ya'll feel me along

Yo

Ladies!

Do you a guy with an average dick?
no
Then- wait you
No you dick
Okay that's cool, no that's

I promise, I'm so self
That's why you see me skinny dippin' in August
walkin' around with my hands in my pockets trying to pump blood into my guy Alfonso
I mean, goddamn I don't think you girls
had a complex since that song Short Short Man
And even though girls told me that I'm big when I watch a porno I feel like a little kid
I mean, take Ron Jeremy
Now if a girl sees him she'll him to me
And every MC in hip hop has got a huge
Or at talks about it in every song that they've got
I mean,
If I was really hung I'd a whole album called Me and My Dick
With interludes of all the girls I'd been with
And about my package and multiple orgasms
all that I see is that size does matter
We got Enzite, penis surgery to Viagra
But when it all adds up you can't really it
I'm not a porno star I just gotta it
You know, can I do
This song goes out to like all the like little bit above average
So all the small dudes, medium dudes but all you big dudes stop

is my penis song
I wish I had a bigger shlong
One that was a bit more thick and way more long
Fellas if ya'll feel me sing