Peanuts

Hey, tell me who's hot, who's not?
Tell me who you wanted to go to the store?
(Uh, uh, yeah)
Him or me?
(Yeah, uh uh, yeah)

If he goes he buys broccoli
But I buy candy bar though
I dont want no Twislex bar
(Twislex Bar)

I dont want no Hershey crunch
I dont want no candy cane
(Candy, candy)
'Cause I need a good snack to go with my lunch

So I step to the snack machine
And I take out my dollar bill
But the snack machine said correct change
I get mad, poop on my dollar bill
This is bad, now Im sad

No peanut make Hashmeer mad
So I did phone call to chiropractor Doug Hewitt
Ask him for the change, said he would do it
But he forgot

Now Im at a ten
But I still go and go for back estimate
I drink goats milk and sometimes punch
And I need a good snack to go with my lunch

I want
Peanuts chuh, chuh
Peanuts chuh, chuh
What I want, what I want
Peanuts chuh, chuh
Peanuts chuh, chuh
Peanuts chuh, chuh

What I want, what I want
Peanuts chuh, chuh
Peanuts chuh, chuh
Peanuts chuh, chuh
What I want, what I want
Peanuts chuh, chuh
Peanuts chuh, chuh
Peanuts chuh, chuh

What I want, what I want
What I want, what I want

I eat peanuts every day
Feels so good when I have them in my hand
I do not care what the people say
'Cause if I dont got my peanuts then Im in pain

Theyve got vitamins and minerals
Make me strong as you can tell
They make me a lyrical general
You dont eat peanuts go to the hell

You can do 200 push up if you eat peanuts a lot
Then you get the girls with a really good butt
And they let you put the pee pee right in the crack shot
Peanuts good, potato chips bad
Peanuts are the best snack I ever had

They have so good smelly scent
But you better look out for the elephant
'Cause he took my peanuts while I was on the poop pot
And he looked me in the face, said he did not
So if you took my peanuts then your gonna get a punch
'Cause I need a good snack to go with my lunch

'Cause I want
Peanuts chuh, chuh
Peanuts chuh, chuh
What I want, what I want
Peanuts chuh, chuh
Peanuts chuh, chuh
Peanuts chuh, chuh

What I want, what I want
Peanuts chuh, chuh
Peanuts chuh, chuh
Peanuts chuh, chuh
What I want, what I want
Peanuts chuh, chuh
Peanuts chuh, chuh
Peanuts chuh, chuh

What I want, what I want
What I want, what I want

Peanuts chuh, chuh
Peanuts chuh, chuh
What I want, What I want
(Yeah)
Peanuts chuh, chuh
Peanuts chuh, chuh
Peanuts chuh, chuh
What I want, what I want
Peanuts chuh, chuh

Peanuts, peanuts two for a dollar
If you got a shirt unbutton the collar
Peanuts, peanuts two for a dollar
If you got a shirt unbutton the collar

Peanuts, peanuts two for a dollar
If you got a shirt unbutton the collar
Peanuts, peanuts two for a dollar
If you got a shirt unbutton the collar

Peanuts, peanuts two for a dollar
If you got a shirt unbutton the collar
Peanuts, peanuts two for a dollar
If you got a shirt unbutton the collar