Mario Twins

Hey shBlade!

Shiggity shiggity shwaa?

Guess what idiod?
What you did today?

Uhh...

Wraaaang!
Hey!
I got a new Super88 System.

You did not!

Swear to God; I got it at Junkie's for 2 dollar-es.

Oh yeah? Let me see it.....
Wow.

Yeah, you like that idiot.

I do.

I got it, you don't.
Shutup.

God dang.

Hey, guess what?

What?

It has new game.

What game?

I want to play it!
It is called Mario Twins.
They look the same.

wild

Good gawd...they look so God damn like the same person.
I would say to them "You want ice cream cone?"
Both of them say yes.
How in the hell?

They are twins. That's why.

What the hell?
Hey, Let's play it. Ready?

Alright.
Do it.

[crunchy noises for putting game in]

There it goes.

[off-key vocal version of mario levels]

Hey Blade, Blade!

Uh oh, You found the Princess!
Wraaaang!
She's in another house.
Go away!

What in the hell she is doing?
What in the hell?

Hey, crap on this!
Let's go play Super Mario's Punch-off!

Alright. Let's quit this game.
Doot!