Yo, I know what was on y'all niggas birds To go up to the boat, and robbing old folks Now see you done messed the wrong old lady You done wild, yo, check it
was a Hardy Boy mystery I tried to solve again Dude that broke in my crib, it involving him Four in the morning, my ringing I'm thinking, "Who the fuck is this," on the line screaming em, "Keep down," but they was breathing hard It was my grandmother telling me that she had robbed I told her hold (hold) tight (tight), I'd be right Freezing but this situation made the colder Knew was the night (that what?) that she played poker With some friends in a club at the boat getting she seen these thugs on the boat for a while Not gambling but now and then they'd smile blow! They had Mag's And everybody, "Put your shit in the bag" people strip naked, quicker than a Luke record (what?) Had the place took in a minute and seconds her how many of it was em? (How many of it was em?) Said she couldn't She was spooked and buzzing, describe em Cause it happened too fast (what?) said they looked me With they hanging off they ass Got her some water, and begin to How these niggas her wig, her bracelet and her mink? Somebody round the crib know the Whoever did it have Blue Shield for real Cause yo, it's the big
Later that day I to the 'shop, to see what was up Them probably knew something plus I needed a cut Walked in they was playing Discussing how Da titties done got bigger These niggas next to me, was talking bout the did it even got Jordan for his ice Said that it was done so precise the ain't know nothing Had to use all my might not to ask no Put down the magazine, went to the pop Noticing cats, had the Bling Bling They wouldn't be talking if they did it, it could be team A week ago one of these niggas had a ring This Hype in, selling CD's, said the BD's Was bragging bout robbery had done By now, I'm bout my gun if I see gramps bracelet I'ma play (and what?) and make niggas run It's the big
My imagination as I got in the chair Thinking shit went down, I was I was there Fucking fam' who you are, I don't care Have your guys pouring liquor name in they swear These chicks claim they was there, knew the who done it Said it was Smoke and them the Wild 100's Eight million stories got me running in place, getting tricky (like who?) like dude, do drum'n'bass There was a air in the place, made me suspicious Normally, they'd be like bitches My cut me with a quickness (what?) Asked him where he got the new He said it was his sister's, I then made it official, he gave me my change The clip had gramp's initials (c'mon) As I, his ass up, six niggas masked up up in a Cadillac truck
Three-alarm fire and a homicide The is entitled "The Ultimate Barbershop" There are six unidentified bodies in the They are all presumed I repeat they are all dead However are no suspects I repeat the subjects are at We might need backup Inform O'Malley we need backup, over The skit definitely needs more added to it a new writer for the script, thank you Someone get Prince Paul on the phone