Yo, I don't what was on y'all niggas birds To go up to the boat, and robbing old folks Now see you done messed with the wrong old You went wild, yo, check it
was a Hardy Boy mystery I tried to solve again Dude that in my crib, it wasn't involving him in the morning, my phone ringing I'm thinking, "Who the fuck is this," on the line screaming Told em, "Keep down," but they was hard It was my grandmother telling me that she had been I told her hold (hold) tight (tight), I'd be over Freezing but this situation the night colder Knew was the night (that what?) that she played poker With some friends in a at the boat getting bub' Said she these thugs on the boat for a while Not gambling but every now and they'd smile Then blow! had Mag's And everybody, "Put your shit in the bag" Made people naked, quicker than a Luke record (what?) Had the place took in a minute and seconds her how many of it was em? (How many of it was em?) Said she remember She was spooked and buzzing, couldn't em Cause it happened too (what?) said they looked like me With they pants off they ass Got her some water, and to think How niggas take her wig, her bracelet and her mink? Somebody round the know the deal did it better have Blue Shield for real Cause yo, the big payback
Later that day I to the 'shop, to see what was up Them niggas probably knew something plus I a cut Walked in was playing Jigga Discussing how Da Brat done got bigger These niggas next to me, was bout the heist Whoever did it even got for his ice Said that it was so precise the cops ain't know nothing Had to use all my might not to ask no Put down the magazine, to the pop machine Noticing these cats, had the Bling wouldn't be talking if they did it, it could be they team A week ago one of these niggas had a ring This Hype came in, CD's, said the BD's Was bragging bout they had done By now, I'm thinking bout my gun if I see bracelet I'ma play (and what?) and make niggas run the big payback
My roamed as I got in the chair Thinking shit went down, I was I was there Fucking fam' who you are, I don't care Have your guys pouring liquor name in they swear These chicks claim they was there, knew the niggas who it it was Smoke and them from the Wild 100's Eight million stories got me running in place, getting tricky (like who?) like dude, that do There was a air in the place, that me suspicious Normally, they'd be talkin bitches My barber cut me a quickness (what?) Asked him he got the new bracelet He said it was his sister's, I then made it official, he gave me my change The money had gramp's initials (c'mon) As I, whooped his ass up, six niggas up Pulled up in a Cadillac
Three-alarm fire and a homicide The is entitled "The Ultimate Barbershop" are six unidentified bodies in the building They are all presumed I repeat they are all dead there are no suspects I repeat the are at large We might some backup Inform O'Malley that we backup, over The skit definitely needs more added to it Plus a new writer for the script, you Someone get Prince on the phone please