Yo, I don't know what was on y'all niggas To go up to the boat, and start robbing old Now see you done messed with the wrong old You done wild, yo, check it
There was a Hardy Boy mystery I tried to again Dude that broke in my crib, it wasn't him in the morning, my phone ringing I'm thinking, "Who the fuck is this," on the other line em, "Keep down," but they was breathing hard It was my grandmother telling me she had been robbed I her hold (hold) tight (tight), I'd be right over Freezing but this situation the night colder Knew this was the night (that what?) that she played With some friends in a club at the getting bub' Said she seen thugs on the boat for a while Not gambling but every now and they'd smile blow! They had Mag's And told everybody, "Put shit in the bag" Made people strip naked, quicker a Luke record (what?) Had the place in a minute and some seconds her how many of it was em? (How many of it was em?) Said she remember She was and buzzing, couldn't describe em Cause it happened too fast (what?) said they like me With pants hanging off they ass Got her some water, and to think How these niggas take her wig, her and her mink? Somebody round the crib the deal did it better have Blue Shield for real Cause yo, it's the big
Later that day I to the 'shop, to see what was up Them niggas probably knew something I needed a cut Walked in they was playing Discussing how Da Brat done got bigger These next to me, was talking bout the heist Whoever did it got Jordan for his ice Said that it was done so precise the cops know nothing Had to use all my might not to ask no Put down the magazine, to the pop machine Noticing these cats, had the Bling They be talking if they did it, it could be they team A ago neither one of these niggas had a ring This Hype in, selling CD's, said the BD's Was bragging robbery they had done By now, I'm bout my gun if I see gramps bracelet I'ma play racist (and what?) and niggas run It's the big
My roamed as I got in the chair when shit went down, I was I was there Fucking with fam' who you are, I care Have your guys pouring liquor witch'ya name in swear These chicks claim they was there, knew the niggas who it Said it was Smoke and from the Wild 100's Eight million stories got me running in place, it's tricky (like who?) like dude, that do There was a air in the place, that me suspicious Normally, be talkin like bitches My barber cut me with a (what?) Asked him where he got the new He said it was his sister's, I then What made it official, he me my change The money clip had gramp's (c'mon) As I, whooped his ass up, six masked up Pulled up in a Cadillac
Three-alarm and a possible homicide The building is entitled "The Barbershop" There are six unidentified bodies in the They are all dead I repeat they are all presumed However are no suspects I the subjects are at large We might some backup O'Malley that we need backup, over The skit definitely needs more sound to it a new writer for the script, thank you Someone get Paul on the phone please