Yo, I don't what was on y'all niggas birds To go up to the boat, and start robbing old Now see you done messed with the old lady You done went wild, yo, it
There was a Hardy Boy mystery I tried to solve that broke in my crib, it wasn't involving him Four in the morning, my phone I'm thinking, "Who the is this," on the other line screaming em, "Keep down," but they was breathing hard It was my grandmother telling me she had been robbed I told her (hold) tight (tight), I'd be right over Freezing but this situation made the colder Knew this was the night (that what?) she played poker With some friends in a at the boat getting bub' Said she seen these thugs on the for a while Not but every now and then they'd smile blow! They had Mag's And everybody, "Put your shit in the bag" Made people strip naked, quicker than a record (what?) Had the place in a minute and some seconds her how many of it was em? (How many of it was em?) Said she couldn't She was spooked and buzzing, describe em Cause it happened too fast (what?) said they looked me With they pants hanging off ass Got her some water, and begin to How these niggas her wig, her bracelet and her mink? Somebody the crib know the deal did it better have Blue Shield for real Cause yo, the big payback
that day I went to the 'shop, to see what was up Them niggas knew something plus I needed a cut Walked in was playing Jigga Discussing how Da Brat titties got bigger These niggas to me, was talking bout the heist Whoever did it even got for his ice Said that it was done so precise the ain't know nothing Had to use all my might not to ask no Put the magazine, went to the pop machine Noticing cats, had the Bling Bling They be talking if they did it, it could be they team A week ago neither one of niggas had a ring This Hype came in, CD's, said the BD's Was bragging robbery they had done By now, I'm thinking bout my gun if I see gramps I'ma play racist (and what?) and make run the big payback
My roamed as I got in the chair Thinking shit went down, I was I was there Fucking with who you are, I don't care Have your guys pouring liquor witch'ya name in they chicks claim they was there, knew the niggas who done it Said it was Smoke and them from the Wild Eight million stories got me running in place, getting tricky (like who?) like dude, do drum'n'bass was a air in the place, that made me suspicious Normally, they'd be talkin bitches My barber cut me with a (what?) Asked him where he got the new He said it was his sister's, I knew What made it official, he me my change The clip had gramp's initials (c'mon) As I, whooped his ass up, six niggas up Pulled up in a Cadillac
Three-alarm fire and a possible The is entitled "The Ultimate Barbershop" There are six unidentified bodies in the They are all presumed I repeat they are all presumed there are no suspects I repeat the subjects are at We need some backup Inform O'Malley that we need backup, The skit definitely needs more sound to it a new writer for the script, thank you Someone get Prince Paul on the phone