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I'd to call somebody to the stage that you know as a folk singer
But that you haven't met in his other

Paul is a comedian a unique point of view and commentary
And in this capacity, ladies and
welcome with me to the stage, my good friend
My compatriot, Paul

That was the of a golf ball
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a sound of a ping-pong
Except generally hear

That's the sound of a match between a and a ping-pong enthusiast

I golf today, 18 holes I played golf, wooo
I did pretty good too, I think you have been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't like sports very
There's a vast of sports that I'm not invlved in.
There's water
In order to ski, really you should swim, right?
You're not stay up there all the time, now
And I don't to swim, really
You what swimming is to me?
Staying when I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to stay
swallow Co2 cartriges

But I come out here to talk about sports
I really, I came out here, Peter about status
And I think of one material object that has more status in this country
Than the
And it starts at a very early age now,
I mean, now at 14, kids want the car,
They get cheaters so they can drive
You get a learners permit at 15, a permit at 14
And it's, I guess it's really because
You a lot of face calling up a girl and asking her
If you can peddle over and pick her up, right?

don't really go for that any more
And if you back on all the times you had the automobile
Aside from a few interesting saturday
You got to that one of the nicest times of all
Was a afternoon, if you could get the car
You come down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, take the car, ha haaa
Beautiful day for a drive, I think go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and then they level you with that giant killer,
HAVE YOU DONE YOUR

If you fast, you'd say, mom, dad, have I done my homework?
Run out the
You pick up 3 great pretenders, 3 oclock in the afternoon
The time is now 10 in the evening
The 4 guys are in the same car
Well, you wanna do?
I don't know, whada you do?
Hey, we've been driving for 7
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, that?
Lets go to a drive-in and look at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, they are, but they're all from our high school
Wait a minute, there's a car over there
There's a place next to them, lets go get it

look at 'em
Here's the in the girls car you never heard

Here they
they are
Don't at 'em

Remember the time when drive-ins first
And the girls to come out to take your order?
Now you're lucky you know, if you get a girl in slacks who it
I understand they're even putting in conveyor in some drive-in resturants
There was a time the little girls came running out in short little skirts
them?
You in
And the little girl would come up
May I your order sir?
Yes, but I don't it's on the menu, ha ha
don't, they don't let you flirt any more now
They you a little green box with a white button on it
A little speaker grill,

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one cheeseburger deluxe special
The one you have out here the little white cup
that whatever that's in there, we'll take it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd like two medium rare with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for spoons you THICK
And like two strawberry shakes thin
Water them down, or them down a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody here chapped lips and they'd like it thin
Can, you understand I mean?
Are you

Well, you tell us what we have please?

And six-packs
take it
And after you get your food in, you got at least 40 minutes to wait
Even if it's just a cup of coffee you got 40 to wait
And you cannot get out of your car,
Remember there was a time when first opened
You used to in and get out, exchange hellos, greetings
Evidentally some were getting out and exchanging
Something a little than hellos and greetings
They policemen there to keep you in your car
You can be 47 years old and drop credit cards on the ground
Officer, my wallet
I don't who you are kid back in the car
If you do get out, you be very careful
Because the new have radar now
So you to crawl on your belly between the cars
You get over to the of the car

Psssst here!
I come up, they'll spot me
Put down window

windows, huh?
Whoo, this is a pretty car
Hey, you're a fancy broad

If you did manage to get out of the drive-in resturant without maimed
There was a sporting event taking at the traffic light
Remember, with all of two
Mr. Businessman who drove a family sedan with black-wall tires
transmission
Seated next to him in a 1941 primer coated Ford
With it's rear end 2 inches off the
Tomato for mufflers
With his back to the window, his left arm draped over the steering wheel
His right hand onto the gearshift lever
A sneer on sat THE KID

Well, Mr. has just had his bands tightened, and
Those of you who are not quite sure what I
By having your tightened
The bands are the rings in an transmission
actually affect the gear change
Uh huh, I'll give you an
is an automobile with tight bands

This is an automobile with bands

Well, Mr. has just had his bands tightened
And he thinks he will show THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has these 2 fingers up over his left arm
This is the universal signlanguage teenagers for dragging
You probably recall Winston during the war years
Which everyone meant V for victory
Actually if you'll also recall Winston Churchill a cigar, right?
He used to it in here, right?
And occationally he would to his friends on the stage and say
a drag?
See, and the picked it up
The light
The changes to amber and Mr. Businessman decides to get very daring
He pulls the automatic transmission into low
He puts one foot on the
Still holding the on the brake, in order to get that extra fast start
He pulls the automatic transmission down low
And pushes on the accelerator five inches
The car is hemorraging
He knows, he knows, he he's gonna have to have another band job
He's not gonna let THE KID him up
The light changes to green, Mr. is off

at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 miles an hour
Looks out the window and The Kids not there
You what's there?

He looks in the rear view and The Kids still back at the corner
He never races
He just sits and scares the hell out of them