Luyện nghe bài hát PAULTALK

I'd like to call somebody to the stage that you as a folk singer
But that you haven't met in his role

Paul is a comedian with a unique of view and commentary
And in capacity, ladies and gentlemen
Please welcome with me to the stage, my good
My compatriot, Paul

That was the sound of a ball
Or if a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a sound of a ping-pong ball
Except you'll hear

That's the of a match between a golfer and a ping-pong enthusiast

I played golf today, 18 I played golf, wooo
I did pretty good too, I think you have been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I like sports very much
There's a vast of sports that I'm not invlved in.
There's water
In order to ski, really you should swim, right?
You're not gonna stay up all the time, now
And I don't like to swim,
You know swimming is to me?
Staying when I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to afloat
Even swallow Co2

But I come out here to talk about sports
I really, I came out here, Peter about status
And I cannot think of one material object that has status in this country
the automobile
And it at a very early age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, want the car, right?
They get cheaters permits so can drive
You get a permit at 15, a cheaters permit at 14
And it's, I guess it's really because
You lose a lot of face up a girl and asking her
If you can peddle right and pick her up, right?

They really go for that any more
And if you back on all the times you had the automobile
from a few interesting saturday evenings
You got to that one of the nicest times of all
Was a sunday afternoon, if you get the car
You come down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, gonna take the car, ha
Beautiful day for a drive, I I'll go out
Ha haaa haaa ha

And then, and then they you with that giant killer, right?
HAVE YOU DONE HOMEWORK?

If you were fast, you'd say, mom, dad, have I my homework?
Run out the
You pick up 3 other pretenders, 3 oclock in the afternoon
The is now 10 oclock in the evening
The same 4 are in the same car
Well, you wanna do?
I know, whada you wanna do?
Hey, we've been driving for 7
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, what's
Lets go to a drive-in resturant and at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, here they are, but they're all our high school
Wait a minute, there's a car over there
a place right next to them, lets go get it

Don't at 'em
Here's the conversation in the girls car you heard

they come
There are
look at 'em

Remember the time drive-ins first opened
And the girls used to come out to your order?
Now you're lucky you know, if you get a girl in slacks who it
I understand they're even putting in conveyor belts in drive-in resturants
There was a time when the little girls running out in short little skirts
them?
You in
And the little would come running up
May I take your order
Yes, but I believe it's on the menu, ha ha
don't, they don't let you flirt any more now
They give you a little green box with a button on it
A little grill, right

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one deluxe special extra
The one you have out here with the white cup
With that whatever that's in there, we'll it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd two hamburgers medium rare with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for spoons you know THICK
And we'd like two strawberry thin
them down, or milk them down a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody here with lips and they'd like it thin
Can, you understand I mean?
Are you

Well, could you us what we have please?

And six-packs
We'll it
And after you get your food in, you got at least 40 minutes to wait
if it's just a cup of coffee you got 40 minutes to wait
And you cannot get out of your car,
Remember there was a when drive-ins first opened
You used to pull in and get out, hellos, greetings
some people were getting out and exchanging
Something a heavier than hellos and greetings
They have policemen there to keep you in car
You can be 47 old and drop your credit cards on the ground
Officer, that's my
I don't who you are kid back in the car
If you do get out, you gotta be careful
Because the new resturants radar now
So you have to crawl on your between the cars
You get over to the of the car

Psssst here!
I can't up, they'll spot me
Put down window

Power windows,
Whoo, this is a fancy car
Hey, you're a fancy broad

If you did manage to get out of the drive-in resturant without maimed
There was a sporting event place at the traffic light
Remember, all of two characters
Mr. Businessman who drove a 4-door family sedan with black-wall
Automatic
Seated next to him in a 1941 primer coated Ford
it's rear end 2 inches off the ground
Tomato for mufflers
With his back to the drivers window, his left arm draped over the wheel
His hand gripped onto the gearshift lever
A sneer on sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his tightened, and
Those of you who are not quite sure what I
By your bands tightened
The bands are the rings in an transmission
Which actually affect the change
Uh huh, I'll give you an
This is an automobile with tight

This is an with loose bands

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his tightened
And he thinks that he show THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched these 2 fingers up over his arm
is the universal signlanguage among teenagers for dragging
You probably Winston Churchill during the war years
everyone assumed meant V for victory
Actually if you'll also recall Winston Churchill a cigar, right?
He to hold it in here, right?
And occationally he would to his friends on the stage and say
a drag?
See, and the picked it up
The changes
The light changes to amber and Mr. Businessman decides to get daring
He the automatic transmission down into low
He puts one foot on the
Still holding the foot on the brake, in order to get that extra start
He pulls the transmission down into low
And pushes on the accelerator five inches
The car is internally
He knows, he knows, he knows he's gonna have to another band job
He's not let THE KID show him up
The light to green, Mr. Businessman is off

Looks at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 miles an
Looks out the window and The Kids not there
You know there?

He looks in the rear view mirror and The Kids still back at the
He never races
He just sits and scares the hell out of them