Luyện nghe bài hát PAULTALK

I'd like to call somebody to the stage that you as a folk singer
But that you haven't met in his other

Paul is a comedian with a unique of view and commentary
And in this capacity, and gentlemen
Please with me to the stage, my good friend
My compatriot, Stookey

That was the sound of a golf
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a of a ping-pong ball
generally you'll hear

That's the sound of a between a golfer and a ping-pong enthusiast

I golf today, 18 holes I played golf, wooo
I did good too, I think you would have been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't like very much
There's a vast number of sports that I'm not in.
There's water
In order to water ski, you should swim, right?
not gonna stay up there all the time, now
And I like to swim, really
You what swimming is to me?
Staying when I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to afloat
Even swallow Co2

But I didn't come out here to about sports
I really, I came out here, talks about status
And I cannot think of one material object that has more status in country
Than the
And it starts at a very early age now,
I mean, now at 14, want the car, right?
They get cheaters permits so they can
You get a permit at 15, a cheaters permit at 14
And it's, I guess it's necessary because
You lose a lot of calling up a girl and asking her
If you can peddle right over and her up, right?

They don't really go for any more
And if you look back on all the times you had the
Aside from a few interesting evenings
You got to admit that one of the nicest of all
Was a afternoon, if you could get the car
You down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, take the car, ha haaa
Beautiful day for a drive, I I'll go out
Ha haaa haaa ha

And then, and then they level you with that giant killer,
HAVE YOU DONE YOUR

If you were fast, say, mom, dad, have I done my homework?
Run out the
You pick up 3 great pretenders, 3 oclock in the afternoon
The time is now 10 in the evening
The same 4 guys are in the car
Well, you wanna do?
I know, whada you wanna do?
Hey, we've been for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, what's
Lets go to a resturant and look at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, they are, but they're all from our high school
Wait a minute, a car load over there
There's a place next to them, lets go get it

Don't at 'em
Here's the conversation in the car you never heard

Here come
they are
Don't at 'em

Remember the time when drive-ins opened
And the girls used to come out to take your
Now you're lucky you know, if you get a girl in slacks who it
I understand they're even putting in conveyor belts in some drive-in
There was a time when the little girls running out in short little skirts
them?
You in
And the little girl would running up
May I take your sir?
Yes, but I don't believe on the menu, ha ha
They don't, don't let you flirt any more now
They give you a little green box with a white on it
A speaker grill, right

Oh, ok, um, We'd one cheeseburger deluxe special extra
The one you out here with the little white cup
With that whatever that's in there, take it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd two hamburgers medium rare with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for spoons you know THICK
And we'd like two shakes thin
Water them down, or milk them a little, ok
'Cause we got here with chapped lips and they'd like it thin
Can, you understand what I
Are you

Well, could you tell us we have please?

And four
We'll it
And after you get your food order in, you got at least 40 minutes to
Even if it's just a cup of coffee you got 40 minutes to
And you cannot get out of car, right
Remember there was a when drive-ins first opened
You used to pull in and get out, hellos, greetings
some people were getting out and exchanging
Something a little heavier than hellos and
They have policemen to keep you in your car
You can be 47 years old and drop your credit on the ground
Officer, that's my
I don't who you are kid back in the car
If you do get out, you be very careful
the new resturants have radar now
So you to crawl on your belly between the cars
You get over to the of the car

Psssst here!
I can't come up, spot me
Put down window

windows, huh?
Whoo, this is a fancy car
Hey, you're a pretty broad

If you did to get out of the drive-in resturant without being maimed
There was a sporting event place at the traffic light
Remember, all of two characters
Mr. Businessman who drove a 4-door family sedan black-wall tires
Automatic
next to him in a 1941 gray primer coated Ford
With it's end 2 inches off the ground
Tomato cans for
his back to the drivers window, his left arm draped over the steering wheel
His right hand gripped onto the gearshift
A on lips sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his tightened, and
Those of you who are not sure what I mean
By your bands tightened
The are the rings in an automatic transmission
Which actually affect the gear
Uh huh, give you an example
This is an automobile tight bands

is an automobile with loose bands

Well, Mr. has just had his bands tightened
And he that he will show THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched 2 fingers up over his left arm
This is the universal signlanguage teenagers for dragging
You recall Winston Churchill during the war years
Which everyone meant V for victory
Actually if you'll also recall Winston smokes a cigar, right?
He used to hold it in here,
And occationally he turn to his friends on the stage and say
Want a
See, and the picked it up
The changes
The light to amber and Mr. Businessman decides to get very daring
He pulls the automatic down into low
He puts one on the brake
Still holding the foot on the brake, in order to get extra fast start
He pulls the automatic down into low
And pushes down on the accelerator inches
The car is hemorraging
He knows, he knows, he knows he's gonna to have another band job
not gonna let THE KID show him up
The light changes to green, Mr. is off

Looks at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 miles an
Looks out the window and The Kids not even
You what's there?

He looks in the view mirror and The Kids still back at the corner
He never anybody
He just sits there and the hell out of them