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I'd like to call somebody to the stage that you know as a singer
But that you haven't met in his other

Paul is a comedian a unique point of view and commentary
And in this capacity, and gentlemen
Please welcome with me to the stage, my good
My compatriot, Paul

That was the sound of a ball
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a sound of a ball
Except generally you'll

That's the sound of a between a golfer and a ping-pong enthusiast

I golf today, 18 holes I played golf, wooo
I did pretty good too, I think you have been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't like sports much
There's a vast number of that I'm not invlved in.
There's skiing
In order to water ski, really you should swim,
You're not gonna up there all the time, now
And I like to swim, really
You know swimming is to me?
Staying alive I'm in the water.

I'll do to stay afloat
Even Co2 cartriges

But I didn't out here to talk about sports
I really, I came out here, Peter talks status
And I cannot think of one material object that has status in this country
the automobile
And it starts at a very early age now,
I mean, now at 14, kids the car, right?
They get cheaters permits so they can
You get a learners permit at 15, a cheaters at 14
And it's, I guess it's necessary because
You lose a lot of face calling up a girl and her
If you can right over and pick her up, right?

don't really go for that any more
And if you look back on all the times you had the
Aside from a few interesting evenings
You got to that one of the nicest times of all
Was a afternoon, if you could get the car
You come the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, gonna take the car, ha
Beautiful day for a drive, I think go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and then level you with that giant killer, right?
HAVE YOU DONE HOMEWORK?

If you were fast, you'd say, mom, dad, have I done my
Run out the
You pick up 3 other great pretenders, 3 oclock in the
The time is now 10 oclock in the
The same 4 are in the same car
Well, you wanna do?
I know, whada you wanna do?
Hey, we've been for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, that?
Lets go to a resturant and look at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, here are, but they're all from our high school
a minute, there's a car load over there
There's a right next to them, lets go get it

look at 'em
Here's the conversation in the girls car you heard

Here come
they are
Don't at 'em

the time when drive-ins first opened
And the girls used to come out to take your
Now you're lucky you know, if you get a girl in slacks who it
I understand they're even putting in conveyor belts in drive-in resturants
There was a time when the little came running out in short little skirts
them?
You in
And the little girl would running up
May I take your sir?
Yes, but I believe it's on the menu, ha ha
They don't, they don't let you any more now
They give you a little green box with a white on it
A little grill, right

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one cheeseburger deluxe extra
The one you have out here with the little cup
that whatever that's in there, we'll take it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd like two hamburgers medium rare with on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for spoons you THICK
And we'd like two strawberry shakes
Water them down, or milk down a little, ok
we got somebody here with chapped lips and they'd like it thin
Can, you understand I mean?
Are you

Well, could you tell us what we have

And four
take it
And after you get your food order in, you got at least 40 to wait
Even if it's just a cup of coffee you got 40 minutes to
And you cannot get out of your car,
Remember there was a time when drive-ins first
You to pull in and get out, exchange hellos, greetings
Evidentally some people were out and exchanging
Something a little heavier hellos and greetings
have policemen there to keep you in your car
You can be 47 years old and drop your credit on the ground
Officer, that's my
I don't care who you are kid in the car
If you do get out, you gotta be very
Because the new have radar now
So you have to crawl on your belly the cars
You get over to the of the car

Psssst here!
I can't come up, they'll me
Put down window

Power windows,
Whoo, this is a fancy car
Hey, a pretty fancy broad

If you did manage to get out of the drive-in resturant without maimed
There was a sporting event taking place at the light
Remember, with all of two
Mr. Businessman who drove a 4-door sedan with black-wall tires
transmission
Seated next to him in a 1941 gray primer coated
With rear end 2 inches off the ground
cans for mufflers
With his back to the drivers window, his left arm draped over the wheel
His right gripped onto the gearshift lever
A sneer on sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his tightened, and
of you who are not quite sure what I mean
By your bands tightened
The bands are the in an automatic transmission
Which affect the gear change
Uh huh, I'll you an example
This is an with tight bands

is an automobile with loose bands

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his tightened
And he that he will show THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has these 2 fingers up over his left arm
This is the signlanguage among teenagers for dragging
You probably recall Winston Churchill during the war
Which everyone assumed meant V for
Actually if you'll also recall Winston smokes a cigar, right?
He used to it in here, right?
And occationally he would turn to his on the stage and say
a drag?
See, and the kids it up
The changes
The changes to amber and Mr. Businessman decides to get very daring
He pulls the automatic transmission into low
He puts one foot on the
Still holding the on the brake, in order to get that extra fast start
He pulls the automatic transmission into low
And pushes down on the accelerator inches
The car is hemorraging
He knows, he knows, he knows he's gonna have to have another job
He's not gonna let THE KID him up
The changes to green, Mr. Businessman is off

at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 miles an hour
Looks out the window and The Kids not there
You know what's

He looks in the rear view mirror and The Kids still back at the
He never anybody
He just sits there and scares the hell out of