Luyện nghe bài hát PAULTALK

I'd like to call to the stage that you know as a folk singer
But that you haven't met in his other

Paul is a comedian a unique point of view and commentary
And in this capacity, ladies and
Please welcome with me to the stage, my good
My compatriot, Stookey

That was the sound of a ball
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a sound of a ping-pong
generally you'll hear

That's the of a match between a golfer and a ping-pong enthusiast

I played today, 18 holes I played golf, wooo
I did good too, I think you would have been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I like sports very much
There's a vast number of sports I'm not invlved in.
There's skiing
In order to ski, really you should swim, right?
not gonna stay up there all the time, now
And I don't like to swim,
You what swimming is to me?
Staying when I'm in the water.

I'll do to stay afloat
Even Co2 cartriges

But I didn't come out here to about sports
I really, I out here, Peter talks about status
And I think of one material object that has more status in this country
the automobile
And it starts at a very early age now,
I mean, now at 14, kids want the car,
They get permits so they can drive
You get a learners at 15, a cheaters permit at 14
And it's, I guess it's really because
You lose a lot of calling up a girl and asking her
If you can peddle right over and her up, right?

They don't go for that any more
And if you look on all the times you had the automobile
Aside from a few saturday evenings
You got to admit one of the nicest times of all
Was a afternoon, if you could get the car
You down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, take the car, ha haaa
day for a drive, I think I'll go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and then they level you with that giant killer,
YOU DONE YOUR HOMEWORK?

If you fast, you'd say, mom, dad, have I done my homework?
Run out the
You pick up 3 other great pretenders, 3 in the afternoon
The time is now 10 in the evening
The same 4 are in the same car
Well, whata you do?
I don't know, you wanna do?
Hey, we've been for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, that?
Lets go to a drive-in resturant and look at the girls,
Oh, ok
Well, here they are, but they're all from our high
Wait a minute, a car load over there
There's a right next to them, lets go get it

Don't at 'em
Here's the conversation in the girls car you heard

they come
There are
Don't at 'em

Remember the time drive-ins first opened
And the girls used to come out to your order?
Now you're lucky you know, if you get a girl in who delivers it
I understand they're putting in conveyor belts in some drive-in resturants
There was a time when the girls came running out in short little skirts
Remember
You in
And the little girl would running up
May I your order sir?
Yes, but I don't believe on the menu, ha ha
They don't, they don't let you flirt any now
They give you a little green box with a white on it
A little speaker grill,

Oh, ok, um, like one cheeseburger deluxe special extra
The one you have out with the little white cup
With that whatever that's in there, we'll take it, it is
And uh, we'd like two hamburgers rare with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two shakes, regular thick, for spoons you know THICK
And we'd like two strawberry thin
Water them down, or milk them a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody with chapped lips and they'd like it thin
Can, you understand I mean?
Are you

Well, could you us what we have please?

And four
take it
And after you get your food order in, you got at least 40 to wait
if it's just a cup of coffee you got 40 minutes to wait
And you get out of your car, right
Remember there was a time drive-ins first opened
You to pull in and get out, exchange hellos, greetings
Evidentally some people were out and exchanging
Something a little heavier than hellos and
have policemen there to keep you in your car
You can be 47 years old and drop your credit cards on the
Officer, my wallet
I don't care who you are kid in the car
If you do get out, you gotta be careful
Because the new resturants have now
So you have to crawl on your between the cars
You get over to the of the car

Psssst here!
I can't come up, they'll me
Put down your

windows, huh?
Whoo, this is a pretty car
Hey, you're a pretty fancy

If you did manage to get out of the drive-in resturant without maimed
There was a sporting event taking place at the light
Remember, all of two characters
Mr. Businessman who drove a 4-door family sedan black-wall tires
Automatic
Seated next to him in a gray primer coated Ford
With it's end 2 inches off the ground
Tomato cans for
his back to the drivers window, his left arm draped over the steering wheel
His right gripped onto the gearshift lever
A on lips sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his tightened, and
Those of you who are not sure what I mean
By having bands tightened
The bands are the rings in an transmission
Which actually the gear change
Uh huh, give you an example
This is an automobile with bands

This is an with loose bands

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his tightened
And he that he will show THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched these 2 up over his left arm
This is the signlanguage among teenagers for dragging
You probably recall Churchill during the war years
Which everyone assumed meant V for
Actually if you'll recall Winston Churchill smokes a cigar, right?
He used to it in here, right?
And he would turn to his friends on the stage and say
a drag?
See, and the picked it up
The light
The light changes to amber and Mr. Businessman decides to get very
He pulls the transmission down into low
He one foot on the brake
Still holding the foot on the brake, in order to get that extra start
He pulls the automatic transmission down low
And pushes on the accelerator five inches
The car is hemorraging
He knows, he knows, he knows he's have to have another band job
not gonna let THE KID show him up
The light changes to green, Mr. is off

Looks at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 an hour
Looks out the window and The Kids not there
You know there?

He in the rear view mirror and The Kids still back at the corner
He never anybody
He just sits there and scares the hell out of