Luyện nghe bài hát PAULTALK

I'd like to call somebody to the stage that you as a folk singer
But that you haven't met in his role

Paul is a comedian with a unique point of view and
And in this capacity, ladies and
Please welcome with me to the stage, my good
My compatriot, Stookey

That was the sound of a golf
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a of a ping-pong ball
Except generally you'll

That's the sound of a between a golfer and a ping-pong enthusiast

I played golf today, 18 holes I golf, wooo
I did pretty too, I think you would have been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't like very much
There's a vast number of sports that I'm not in.
There's water
In to water ski, really you should swim, right?
You're not gonna stay up all the time, now
And I don't to swim, really
You know what is to me?
Staying alive I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to afloat
Even swallow Co2

But I didn't come out here to about sports
I really, I came out here, talks about status
And I cannot think of one material object that has more status in country
Than the
And it starts at a very age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, want the car, right?
They get permits so they can drive
You get a learners permit at 15, a cheaters at 14
And it's, I it's really necessary because
You lose a lot of face calling up a and asking her
If you can peddle right over and pick her up,

They don't go for that any more
And if you look back on all the you had the automobile
Aside from a few interesting saturday
You got to admit that one of the nicest of all
Was a afternoon, if you could get the car
You come the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, gonna the car, ha haaa
Beautiful day for a drive, I think go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and then they level you with giant killer, right?
HAVE YOU DONE HOMEWORK?

If you were fast, you'd say, mom, dad, have I done my
Run out the
You up 3 other great pretenders, 3 oclock in the afternoon
The time is now 10 in the evening
The same 4 guys are in the car
Well, whata you do?
I don't know, you wanna do?
Hey, been driving for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, what's
Lets go to a drive-in resturant and look at the girls,
Oh, ok
Well, here are, but they're all from our high school
Wait a minute, there's a car load over
a place right next to them, lets go get it

Don't at 'em
the conversation in the girls car you never heard

Here come
There are
look at 'em

Remember the when drive-ins first opened
And the girls used to come out to take order?
Now lucky you know, if you get a girl in slacks who delivers it
I understand they're putting in conveyor belts in some drive-in resturants
was a time when the little girls came running out in short little skirts
Remember
You in
And the little would come running up
May I your order sir?
Yes, but I believe it's on the menu, ha ha
They don't, they let you flirt any more now
They give you a little green box with a white on it
A little speaker grill,

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one cheeseburger special extra
The one you have out with the little white cup
With that whatever that's in there, take it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd two hamburgers medium rare with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for spoons you know
And like two strawberry shakes thin
Water them down, or milk them a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody here with chapped lips and like it thin
Can, you what I mean?
Are you

Well, could you us what we have please?

And six-packs
We'll it
And after you get your food in, you got at least 40 minutes to wait
Even if it's a cup of coffee you got 40 minutes to wait
And you get out of your car, right
Remember there was a time when drive-ins first
You to pull in and get out, exchange hellos, greetings
Evidentally some people were getting out and
Something a little heavier than hellos and
They have policemen there to you in your car
You can be 47 old and drop your credit cards on the ground
Officer, my wallet
I don't who you are kid back in the car
If you do get out, you be very careful
Because the new have radar now
So you have to crawl on your belly between the
You get over to the of the car

Psssst here!
I can't come up, they'll me
Put down your

Power windows,
Whoo, is a pretty fancy car
Hey, you're a pretty fancy

If you did to get out of the drive-in resturant without being maimed
There was a sporting event taking place at the light
Remember, with all of two
Mr. Businessman who drove a 4-door family sedan with tires
transmission
Seated next to him in a 1941 gray primer coated
With rear end 2 inches off the ground
Tomato for mufflers
With his back to the window, his left arm draped over the steering wheel
His right hand onto the gearshift lever
A sneer on sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has had his bands tightened, and
Those of you who are not quite sure I mean
By having bands tightened
The are the rings in an automatic transmission
Which affect the gear change
Uh huh, I'll give you an
This is an with tight bands

This is an with loose bands

Well, Mr. Businessman has had his bands tightened
And he thinks that he will THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched these 2 fingers up over his arm
This is the universal among teenagers for dragging
You probably recall Winston Churchill during the war
everyone assumed meant V for victory
Actually if you'll also recall Winston Churchill a cigar, right?
He to hold it in here, right?
And occationally he would turn to his on the stage and say
Want a
See, and the picked it up
The changes
The changes to amber and Mr. Businessman decides to get very daring
He pulls the automatic down into low
He puts one on the brake
Still holding the foot on the brake, in order to get extra fast start
He pulls the automatic down into low
And pushes down on the accelerator five
The car is internally
He knows, he knows, he knows he's gonna have to have another job
He's not let THE KID show him up
The changes to green, Mr. Businessman is off

Looks at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 an hour
out the window and The Kids not even there
You what's there?

He looks in the view mirror and The Kids still back at the corner
He never races
He just sits there and scares the hell out of