Luyện nghe bài hát PAULTALK

I'd like to somebody to the stage that you know as a folk singer
But that you met in his other role

Paul is a with a unique point of view and commentary
And in this capacity, ladies and
welcome with me to the stage, my good friend
My compatriot, Paul

was the sound of a golf ball
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a of a ping-pong ball
generally you'll hear

That's the of a match between a golfer and a ping-pong enthusiast

I golf today, 18 holes I played golf, wooo
I did pretty too, I think you would have been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't like very much
There's a vast of sports that I'm not invlved in.
There's water
In order to water ski, you should swim, right?
You're not gonna stay up all the time, now
And I like to swim, really
You what swimming is to me?
Staying alive I'm in the water.

I'll do to stay afloat
swallow Co2 cartriges

But I didn't come out here to about sports
I really, I came out here, talks about status
And I cannot think of one material object has more status in this country
the automobile
And it at a very early age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, kids want the car,
They get permits so they can drive
You get a learners permit at 15, a cheaters at 14
And it's, I it's really necessary because
You a lot of face calling up a girl and asking her
If you can peddle right and pick her up, right?

They don't go for that any more
And if you look on all the times you had the automobile
Aside a few interesting saturday evenings
You got to admit that one of the nicest of all
Was a sunday afternoon, if you get the car
You come the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, gonna take the car, ha
Beautiful day for a drive, I think go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and then they level you with giant killer, right?
HAVE YOU YOUR HOMEWORK?

If you were fast, you'd say, mom, dad, have I done my
Run out the
You pick up 3 other great pretenders, 3 oclock in the
The time is now 10 oclock in the
The same 4 guys are in the car
Well, you wanna do?
I know, whada you wanna do?
Hey, we've been driving for 7
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, that?
go to a drive-in resturant and look at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, here they are, but they're all our high school
Wait a minute, there's a car load there
There's a place next to them, lets go get it

Don't at 'em
Here's the in the girls car you never heard

Here they
There are
look at 'em

Remember the time when drive-ins opened
And the used to come out to take your order?
Now lucky you know, if you get a girl in slacks who delivers it
I understand they're putting in conveyor belts in some drive-in resturants
There was a time when the little girls came out in short little skirts
them?
You in
And the little girl would come up
May I take order sir?
Yes, but I don't it's on the menu, ha ha
They don't, they let you flirt any more now
They give you a little green box a white button on it
A little grill, right

Oh, ok, um, We'd one cheeseburger deluxe special extra
The one you have out here with the white cup
With that whatever in there, we'll take it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd like two hamburgers rare with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and like two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for spoons you know THICK
And we'd like two strawberry thin
Water them down, or milk them a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody here with chapped and they'd like it thin
Can, you what I mean?
Are you

Well, you tell us what we have please?

And four
We'll it
And after you get your food order in, you got at least 40 to wait
Even if it's just a cup of coffee you got 40 to wait
And you cannot get out of car, right
Remember there was a time when drive-ins opened
You used to in and get out, exchange hellos, greetings
Evidentally some were getting out and exchanging
Something a heavier than hellos and greetings
They have policemen there to you in your car
You can be 47 years old and drop your cards on the ground
Officer, my wallet
I don't who you are kid back in the car
If you do get out, you gotta be very
Because the new resturants have now
So you have to crawl on your belly between the
You get over to the of the car

Psssst here!
I can't up, they'll spot me
Put your window

windows, huh?
Whoo, this is a pretty car
Hey, you're a fancy broad

If you did manage to get out of the drive-in resturant being maimed
There was a sporting event taking place at the light
Remember, all of two characters
Mr. Businessman who drove a 4-door family with black-wall tires
transmission
Seated to him in a 1941 gray primer coated Ford
With it's end 2 inches off the ground
cans for mufflers
With his back to the drivers window, his left arm over the steering wheel
His right hand gripped onto the lever
A on lips sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his tightened, and
Those of you who are not quite what I mean
By having bands tightened
The bands are the in an automatic transmission
Which actually affect the change
Uh huh, I'll you an example
This is an automobile tight bands

is an automobile with loose bands

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his bands
And he thinks that he show THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched these 2 fingers up over his arm
This is the universal signlanguage teenagers for dragging
You probably recall Winston Churchill during the war
everyone assumed meant V for victory
Actually if also recall Winston Churchill smokes a cigar, right?
He used to it in here, right?
And occationally he would turn to his friends on the and say
Want a
See, and the kids it up
The changes
The light to amber and Mr. Businessman decides to get very daring
He the automatic transmission down into low
He puts one on the brake
Still holding the foot on the brake, in order to get extra fast start
He pulls the automatic transmission down low
And pushes down on the accelerator five
The car is hemorraging
He knows, he knows, he knows he's gonna have to another band job
He's not gonna let THE KID him up
The light changes to green, Mr. is off

Looks at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 an hour
Looks out the and The Kids not even there
You what's there?

He in the rear view mirror and The Kids still back at the corner
He never anybody
He just sits there and the hell out of them