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I'd like to call somebody to the stage you know as a folk singer
But that you met in his other role

Paul is a comedian with a point of view and commentary
And in this capacity, and gentlemen
Please welcome with me to the stage, my good
My compatriot, Stookey

That was the sound of a golf
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, was a sound of a ping-pong ball
Except you'll hear

That's the sound of a match between a golfer and a ping-pong

I golf today, 18 holes I played golf, wooo
I did good too, I think you would have been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I like sports very much
There's a vast number of sports that I'm not in.
water skiing
In to water ski, really you should swim, right?
not gonna stay up there all the time, now
And I like to swim, really
You know what is to me?
alive when I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to afloat
Even Co2 cartriges

But I didn't come out here to talk about
I really, I came out here, Peter about status
And I think of one material object that has more status in this country
the automobile
And it starts at a early age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, kids want the car,
They get cheaters permits so can drive
You get a learners permit at 15, a cheaters at 14
And it's, I guess it's necessary because
You lose a lot of face calling up a girl and her
If you can peddle over and pick her up, right?

They really go for that any more
And if you look back on all the times you had the
Aside from a few interesting saturday
You got to admit that one of the nicest of all
Was a afternoon, if you could get the car
You down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, gonna take the car, ha
day for a drive, I think I'll go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and then they level you with that killer, right?
YOU DONE YOUR HOMEWORK?

If you were fast, you'd say, mom, dad, I done my homework?
Run out the
You pick up 3 other pretenders, 3 oclock in the afternoon
The time is now 10 in the evening
The 4 guys are in the same car
Well, you wanna do?
I don't know, whada you do?
Hey, been driving for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, that?
go to a drive-in resturant and look at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, here they are, but they're all from our school
Wait a minute, there's a car load there
There's a place right next to them, go get it

Don't at 'em
the conversation in the girls car you never heard

Here they
they are
Don't at 'em

Remember the time drive-ins first opened
And the girls used to out to take your order?
Now you're you know, if you get a girl in slacks who delivers it
I understand they're putting in conveyor belts in some drive-in resturants
There was a time when the little girls came running out in short skirts
Remember
You in
And the little girl come running up
May I your order sir?
Yes, but I don't believe on the menu, ha ha
They don't, they don't let you any more now
They give you a little green box with a button on it
A little grill, right

Oh, ok, um, We'd one cheeseburger deluxe special extra
The one you have out here with the little cup
With that whatever that's in there, take it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd two hamburgers medium rare with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and like two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for spoons you know THICK
And we'd like two strawberry thin
Water down, or milk them down a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody here with chapped lips and they'd it thin
Can, you what I mean?
Are you

Well, could you us what we have please?

And four
We'll it
And after you get your food in, you got at least 40 minutes to wait
Even if just a cup of coffee you got 40 minutes to wait
And you get out of your car, right
Remember there was a time when drive-ins first
You to pull in and get out, exchange hellos, greetings
Evidentally some people were getting out and
Something a little heavier than and greetings
They have policemen to keep you in your car
You can be 47 years old and drop your credit on the ground
Officer, that's my
I don't care who you are kid in the car
If you do get out, you be very careful
the new resturants have radar now
So you have to crawl on your between the cars
You get to the side of the car

Psssst here!
I can't come up, they'll me
Put down window

windows, huh?
Whoo, is a pretty fancy car
Hey, a pretty fancy broad

If you did to get out of the drive-in resturant without being maimed
There was a sporting event taking place at the light
Remember, with all of two
Mr. Businessman who drove a 4-door family with black-wall tires
transmission
Seated next to him in a 1941 gray primer Ford
With rear end 2 inches off the ground
Tomato cans for
With his back to the drivers window, his left arm draped over the steering
His right gripped onto the gearshift lever
A on lips sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has had his bands tightened, and
Those of you who are not quite sure I mean
By your bands tightened
The bands are the rings in an automatic
Which actually the gear change
Uh huh, I'll you an example
This is an with tight bands

This is an with loose bands

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his tightened
And he thinks that he show THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched these 2 up over his left arm
This is the universal signlanguage among teenagers for
You recall Winston Churchill during the war years
Which everyone assumed V for victory
Actually if you'll also recall Winston Churchill smokes a cigar,
He to hold it in here, right?
And occationally he would turn to his friends on the and say
a drag?
See, and the picked it up
The light
The light changes to and Mr. Businessman decides to get very daring
He pulls the automatic transmission down low
He puts one foot on the
Still holding the foot on the brake, in order to get that extra start
He pulls the automatic down into low
And pushes down on the five inches
The car is internally
He knows, he knows, he knows he's gonna have to have another job
He's not let THE KID show him up
The light changes to green, Mr. is off

at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 miles an hour
Looks out the window and The Kids not there
You know what's

He looks in the rear mirror and The Kids still back at the corner
He never anybody
He just sits and scares the hell out of them