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I'd like to call somebody to the that you know as a folk singer
But that you haven't met in his other

Paul is a comedian with a unique point of and commentary
And in this capacity, ladies and
welcome with me to the stage, my good friend
My compatriot, Paul

was the sound of a golf ball
Or if a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a sound of a ping-pong ball
Except generally hear

That's the sound of a match a golfer and a ping-pong enthusiast

I played golf today, 18 holes I golf, wooo
I did pretty good too, I think you have been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't like sports much
There's a vast number of that I'm not invlved in.
There's skiing
In order to water ski, really you should swim,
You're not stay up there all the time, now
And I don't like to swim,
You what swimming is to me?
alive when I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to stay
Even Co2 cartriges

But I didn't out here to talk about sports
I really, I out here, Peter talks about status
And I cannot think of one material object has more status in this country
the automobile
And it starts at a early age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, kids want the car,
They get cheaters permits so they can
You get a learners at 15, a cheaters permit at 14
And it's, I guess really necessary because
You lose a lot of face calling up a girl and her
If you can right over and pick her up, right?

don't really go for that any more
And if you look back on all the you had the automobile
Aside from a few saturday evenings
You got to admit that one of the times of all
Was a afternoon, if you could get the car
You come down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, gonna the car, ha haaa
Beautiful day for a drive, I think go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and they level you with that giant killer, right?
HAVE YOU YOUR HOMEWORK?

If you were fast, say, mom, dad, have I done my homework?
Run out the
You pick up 3 other great pretenders, 3 in the afternoon
The is now 10 oclock in the evening
The 4 guys are in the same car
Well, you wanna do?
I don't know, you wanna do?
Hey, been driving for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, that?
Lets go to a drive-in and look at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, they are, but they're all from our high school
Wait a minute, a car load over there
There's a right next to them, lets go get it

look at 'em
Here's the conversation in the girls car you never

Here they
they are
Don't at 'em

Remember the time when first opened
And the girls used to come out to take your
Now lucky you know, if you get a girl in slacks who delivers it
I understand they're even putting in belts in some drive-in resturants
There was a time the little girls came running out in short little skirts
them?
You in
And the little would come running up
May I your order sir?
Yes, but I believe it's on the menu, ha ha
don't, they don't let you flirt any more now
They give you a green box with a white button on it
A little grill, right

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one deluxe special extra
The one you have out here with the little cup
With that that's in there, we'll take it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd like two medium rare with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two shakes, regular thick, for spoons you know THICK
And we'd like two strawberry thin
Water down, or milk them down a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody with chapped lips and they'd like it thin
Can, you understand what I
Are you

Well, could you tell us we have please?

And four
take it
And you get your food order in, you got at least 40 minutes to wait
Even if it's just a cup of coffee you got 40 minutes to
And you cannot get out of car, right
Remember there was a time drive-ins first opened
You used to pull in and get out, hellos, greetings
some people were getting out and exchanging
Something a little heavier hellos and greetings
They have there to keep you in your car
You can be 47 years old and drop your cards on the ground
Officer, that's my
I don't care who you are kid in the car
If you do get out, you gotta be careful
Because the new resturants radar now
So you have to crawl on your belly the cars
You get to the side of the car

Psssst here!
I come up, they'll spot me
Put down your

windows, huh?
Whoo, is a pretty fancy car
Hey, you're a fancy broad

If you did to get out of the drive-in resturant without being maimed
There was a sporting event taking place at the traffic
Remember, all of two characters
Mr. Businessman who drove a 4-door sedan with black-wall tires
Automatic
Seated next to him in a gray primer coated Ford
With rear end 2 inches off the ground
Tomato for mufflers
With his back to the drivers window, his left arm draped the steering wheel
His right hand gripped the gearshift lever
A on lips sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his tightened, and
of you who are not quite sure what I mean
By having your tightened
The bands are the rings in an transmission
Which actually affect the change
Uh huh, I'll you an example
is an automobile with tight bands

This is an automobile with loose

Well, Mr. Businessman has had his bands tightened
And he thinks that he will THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched these 2 up over his left arm
This is the universal signlanguage teenagers for dragging
You probably recall Winston during the war years
everyone assumed meant V for victory
Actually if you'll also Winston Churchill smokes a cigar, right?
He to hold it in here, right?
And occationally he would turn to his on the stage and say
a drag?
See, and the kids it up
The changes
The changes to amber and Mr. Businessman decides to get very daring
He pulls the transmission down into low
He one foot on the brake
Still holding the foot on the brake, in order to get that fast start
He pulls the automatic down into low
And down on the accelerator five inches
The car is internally
He knows, he knows, he knows he's gonna to have another band job
He's not gonna let THE KID him up
The light changes to green, Mr. is off

Looks at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 an hour
Looks out the window and The Kids not there
You know what's

He looks in the rear mirror and The Kids still back at the corner
He never races
He sits there and scares the hell out of them