Luyện nghe bài hát PAULTALK

I'd like to call to the stage that you know as a folk singer
But that you met in his other role

Paul is a comedian a unique point of view and commentary
And in this capacity, and gentlemen
Please with me to the stage, my good friend
My compatriot, Stookey

was the sound of a golf ball
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a sound of a ping-pong
generally you'll hear

That's the sound of a match between a golfer and a enthusiast

I played today, 18 holes I played golf, wooo
I did pretty good too, I you would have been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't like sports very
There's a vast number of sports that I'm not in.
There's water
In order to water ski, really you should swim,
You're not gonna up there all the time, now
And I don't to swim, really
You what swimming is to me?
Staying alive I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to stay
Even swallow Co2

But I didn't out here to talk about sports
I really, I came out here, Peter talks status
And I cannot think of one material object that has more status in country
Than the
And it starts at a very early age now,
I mean, now at 14, want the car, right?
They get cheaters permits so can drive
You get a learners at 15, a cheaters permit at 14
And it's, I guess really necessary because
You lose a lot of face up a girl and asking her
If you can peddle right over and her up, right?

don't really go for that any more
And if you look back on all the you had the automobile
Aside from a few saturday evenings
You got to admit that one of the times of all
Was a afternoon, if you could get the car
You come down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, take the car, ha haaa
day for a drive, I think I'll go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and then they level you with that killer, right?
HAVE YOU DONE YOUR

If you were fast, say, mom, dad, have I done my homework?
Run out the
You pick up 3 other great pretenders, 3 in the afternoon
The time is now 10 oclock in the
The 4 guys are in the same car
Well, you wanna do?
I know, whada you wanna do?
Hey, been driving for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, that?
Lets go to a resturant and look at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, here they are, but they're all from our high
Wait a minute, there's a car load over
There's a right next to them, lets go get it

look at 'em
Here's the conversation in the girls car you never

Here they
There are
look at 'em

Remember the time drive-ins first opened
And the girls used to come out to take your
Now you're lucky you know, if you get a girl in who delivers it
I understand they're even putting in conveyor belts in drive-in resturants
There was a time when the little girls running out in short little skirts
Remember
You in
And the little girl would come up
May I take your sir?
Yes, but I don't believe on the menu, ha ha
don't, they don't let you flirt any more now
They give you a little box with a white button on it
A little speaker grill,

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one cheeseburger deluxe special
The one you have out here with the little cup
With that whatever in there, we'll take it, whatever it is
And uh, like two hamburgers medium rare with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for spoons you know
And we'd like two strawberry thin
Water down, or milk them down a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody here with chapped lips and like it thin
Can, you what I mean?
Are you

Well, you tell us what we have please?

And four
We'll it
And after you get your food order in, you got at 40 minutes to wait
Even if it's just a cup of coffee you got 40 minutes to
And you cannot get out of car, right
Remember there was a time when drive-ins opened
You used to pull in and get out, hellos, greetings
some people were getting out and exchanging
Something a little than hellos and greetings
They have policemen there to keep you in car
You can be 47 years old and your credit cards on the ground
Officer, that's my
I care who you are kid back in the car
If you do get out, you be very careful
the new resturants have radar now
So you have to crawl on your belly the cars
You get over to the of the car

Psssst here!
I can't come up, they'll me
Put down your

windows, huh?
Whoo, this is a pretty car
Hey, you're a pretty fancy

If you did manage to get out of the drive-in resturant without being
There was a sporting taking place at the traffic light
Remember, all of two characters
Mr. Businessman who drove a 4-door sedan with black-wall tires
Automatic
next to him in a 1941 gray primer coated Ford
With it's rear end 2 inches off the
Tomato for mufflers
With his to the drivers window, his left arm draped over the steering wheel
His right hand gripped the gearshift lever
A sneer on sat THE KID

Well, Mr. has just had his bands tightened, and
Those of you who are not quite sure what I
By your bands tightened
The bands are the in an automatic transmission
Which actually affect the change
Uh huh, give you an example
is an automobile with tight bands

This is an automobile with loose

Well, Mr. has just had his bands tightened
And he thinks he will show THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched these 2 fingers up his left arm
This is the signlanguage among teenagers for dragging
You probably recall Winston Churchill during the war
Which everyone assumed V for victory
Actually if also recall Winston Churchill smokes a cigar, right?
He used to it in here, right?
And occationally he would turn to his on the stage and say
Want a
See, and the picked it up
The light
The light changes to amber and Mr. Businessman to get very daring
He the automatic transmission down into low
He puts one foot on the
Still holding the foot on the brake, in order to get that extra start
He pulls the transmission down into low
And pushes down on the five inches
The car is hemorraging
He knows, he knows, he knows he's gonna have to have band job
not gonna let THE KID show him up
The light to green, Mr. Businessman is off

Looks at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 miles an
Looks out the window and The Kids not even
You know what's

He looks in the rear view mirror and The Kids back at the corner
He never races
He just sits and scares the hell out of them