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I'd like to call somebody to the stage that you know as a singer
But that you haven't met in his other

Paul is a comedian with a point of view and commentary
And in this capacity, and gentlemen
Please with me to the stage, my good friend
My compatriot, Paul

That was the of a golf ball
Or if you're a enthusiast, that was a sound of a ping-pong ball
Except you'll hear

the sound of a match between a golfer and a ping-pong enthusiast

I played today, 18 holes I played golf, wooo
I did pretty good too, I think you would been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't sports very much
There's a vast number of sports that I'm not in.
There's water
In to water ski, really you should swim, right?
You're not gonna up there all the time, now
And I like to swim, really
You what swimming is to me?
alive when I'm in the water.

I'll do to stay afloat
Even Co2 cartriges

But I didn't come out to talk about sports
I really, I came out here, Peter talks status
And I cannot think of one material that has more status in this country
Than the
And it starts at a early age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, want the car, right?
get cheaters permits so they can drive
You get a permit at 15, a cheaters permit at 14
And it's, I guess it's necessary because
You lose a lot of calling up a girl and asking her
If you can peddle right over and her up, right?

They really go for that any more
And if you look back on all the you had the automobile
Aside from a few interesting evenings
You got to admit one of the nicest times of all
Was a sunday afternoon, if you get the car
You come down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, gonna the car, ha haaa
day for a drive, I think I'll go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and then they level you with that killer, right?
YOU DONE YOUR HOMEWORK?

If you fast, you'd say, mom, dad, have I done my homework?
Run out the
You pick up 3 other great pretenders, 3 oclock in the
The time is now 10 oclock in the
The 4 guys are in the same car
Well, whata you do?
I know, whada you wanna do?
Hey, we've been for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, that?
Lets go to a resturant and look at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, here they are, but they're all our high school
Wait a minute, there's a car over there
a place right next to them, lets go get it

Don't at 'em
Here's the conversation in the girls car you heard

Here they
they are
Don't at 'em

Remember the time drive-ins first opened
And the girls used to come out to take order?
Now you're you know, if you get a girl in slacks who delivers it
I they're even putting in conveyor belts in some drive-in resturants
was a time when the little girls came running out in short little skirts
Remember
You in
And the little girl would running up
May I take your order
Yes, but I don't believe on the menu, ha ha
They don't, they don't let you any more now
They give you a little green box a white button on it
A speaker grill, right

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one cheeseburger deluxe extra
The one you have out here with the white cup
With whatever that's in there, we'll take it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd like two hamburgers medium rare with on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two shakes, regular thick, for spoons you know THICK
And we'd like two strawberry thin
Water them down, or milk them a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody here with chapped and they'd like it thin
Can, you what I mean?
Are you

Well, you tell us what we have please?

And six-packs
take it
And after you get your food order in, you got at least 40 minutes to
Even if it's just a cup of coffee you got 40 to wait
And you cannot get out of your car,
Remember there was a when drive-ins first opened
You used to pull in and get out, exchange hellos,
some people were getting out and exchanging
Something a little heavier than and greetings
They have there to keep you in your car
You can be 47 years old and drop your credit cards on the
Officer, that's my
I don't care who you are kid in the car
If you do get out, you gotta be careful
the new resturants have radar now
So you have to crawl on your belly the cars
You get over to the of the car

Psssst here!
I can't come up, spot me
Put down your

windows, huh?
Whoo, this is a pretty car
Hey, you're a pretty broad

If you did manage to get out of the drive-in without being maimed
There was a sporting taking place at the traffic light
Remember, with all of two
Mr. Businessman who drove a family sedan with black-wall tires
Automatic
next to him in a 1941 gray primer coated Ford
With it's rear end 2 inches off the
Tomato for mufflers
his back to the drivers window, his left arm draped over the steering wheel
His right hand onto the gearshift lever
A on lips sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his tightened, and
Those of you who are not quite sure I mean
By having your bands
The bands are the in an automatic transmission
Which actually affect the change
Uh huh, I'll you an example
This is an automobile tight bands

This is an automobile with loose

Well, Mr. has just had his bands tightened
And he thinks that he will show THE KID a or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has these 2 fingers up over his left arm
This is the signlanguage among teenagers for dragging
You recall Winston Churchill during the war years
Which assumed meant V for victory
Actually if you'll recall Winston Churchill smokes a cigar, right?
He used to it in here, right?
And occationally he would to his friends on the stage and say
Want a
See, and the kids it up
The light
The light changes to amber and Mr. Businessman decides to get daring
He pulls the automatic transmission into low
He puts one on the brake
Still the foot on the brake, in order to get that extra fast start
He the automatic transmission down into low
And pushes down on the accelerator five
The car is hemorraging
He knows, he knows, he he's gonna have to have another band job
not gonna let THE KID show him up
The light to green, Mr. Businessman is off

at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 miles an hour
Looks out the and The Kids not even there
You what's there?

He looks in the rear view mirror and The Kids back at the corner
He never anybody
He just sits and scares the hell out of them