Luyện nghe bài hát PAULTALK

I'd like to call somebody to the that you know as a folk singer
But that you met in his other role

Paul is a comedian with a unique point of view and
And in this capacity, ladies and
Please welcome with me to the stage, my friend
My compatriot, Stookey

That was the of a golf ball
Or if a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a sound of a ping-pong ball
Except generally you'll

That's the sound of a match between a golfer and a ping-pong

I golf today, 18 holes I played golf, wooo
I did pretty good too, I think you would been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I like sports very much
There's a vast of sports that I'm not invlved in.
water skiing
In order to water ski, really you should swim,
You're not stay up there all the time, now
And I don't to swim, really
You what swimming is to me?
Staying alive I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to afloat
swallow Co2 cartriges

But I didn't out here to talk about sports
I really, I came out here, talks about status
And I cannot think of one material object that has more status in country
the automobile
And it starts at a early age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, kids want the car,
get cheaters permits so they can drive
You get a learners at 15, a cheaters permit at 14
And it's, I guess really necessary because
You lose a lot of face calling up a girl and her
If you can peddle right and pick her up, right?

They don't go for that any more
And if you look back on all the times you had the
Aside a few interesting saturday evenings
You got to that one of the nicest times of all
Was a afternoon, if you could get the car
You come down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, gonna take the car, ha
Beautiful day for a drive, I I'll go out
Ha haaa haaa ha

And then, and then they level you with that giant killer,
HAVE YOU YOUR HOMEWORK?

If you fast, you'd say, mom, dad, have I done my homework?
Run out the
You pick up 3 other great pretenders, 3 oclock in the
The time is now 10 in the evening
The same 4 guys are in the car
Well, you wanna do?
I don't know, whada you do?
Hey, we've been driving for 7
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, what's
Lets go to a resturant and look at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, they are, but they're all from our high school
Wait a minute, a car load over there
There's a place right next to them, go get it

Don't at 'em
Here's the in the girls car you never heard

they come
There are
look at 'em

Remember the time when drive-ins opened
And the girls used to come out to take order?
Now lucky you know, if you get a girl in slacks who delivers it
I understand they're putting in conveyor belts in some drive-in resturants
There was a time when the little girls came running out in short skirts
them?
You in
And the little girl come running up
May I take order sir?
Yes, but I don't it's on the menu, ha ha
They don't, they let you flirt any more now
They give you a little green box with a white on it
A little grill, right

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one cheeseburger deluxe extra
The one you have out with the little white cup
With that whatever that's in there, we'll take it, it is
And uh, we'd like two hamburgers medium rare everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for spoons you know
And like two strawberry shakes thin
Water down, or milk them down a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody here with chapped lips and like it thin
Can, you understand I mean?
Are you

Well, could you us what we have please?

And six-packs
We'll it
And you get your food order in, you got at least 40 minutes to wait
Even if it's just a cup of coffee you got 40 minutes to
And you cannot get out of your car,
there was a time when drive-ins first opened
You used to pull in and get out, exchange hellos,
Evidentally some people were getting out and
Something a little heavier hellos and greetings
They have policemen there to you in your car
You can be 47 old and drop your credit cards on the ground
Officer, my wallet
I care who you are kid back in the car
If you do get out, you be very careful
the new resturants have radar now
So you have to crawl on your belly the cars
You get to the side of the car

Psssst here!
I can't come up, spot me
Put your window

Power windows,
Whoo, is a pretty fancy car
Hey, you're a fancy broad

If you did manage to get out of the drive-in without being maimed
was a sporting event taking place at the traffic light
Remember, with all of two
Mr. Businessman who drove a 4-door family sedan with black-wall
Automatic
Seated next to him in a 1941 gray primer Ford
With it's rear end 2 off the ground
cans for mufflers
With his back to the window, his left arm draped over the steering wheel
His right hand gripped onto the gearshift
A sneer on sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has had his bands tightened, and
Those of you who are not quite what I mean
By having bands tightened
The bands are the rings in an transmission
Which actually the gear change
Uh huh, I'll give you an
This is an with tight bands

This is an automobile loose bands

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his tightened
And he thinks he will show THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched these 2 fingers up over his arm
This is the universal among teenagers for dragging
You probably recall Churchill during the war years
Which everyone meant V for victory
Actually if you'll also recall Churchill smokes a cigar, right?
He to hold it in here, right?
And occationally he turn to his friends on the stage and say
Want a
See, and the picked it up
The changes
The light changes to amber and Mr. Businessman to get very daring
He the automatic transmission down into low
He one foot on the brake
Still holding the foot on the brake, in order to get that extra fast
He pulls the automatic transmission down low
And pushes down on the accelerator five
The car is internally
He knows, he knows, he knows he's gonna to have another band job
He's not gonna let THE KID him up
The changes to green, Mr. Businessman is off

Looks at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 miles an
Looks out the window and The not even there
You what's there?

He looks in the view mirror and The Kids still back at the corner
He races anybody
He just sits there and the hell out of them