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I'd like to call somebody to the that you know as a folk singer
But that you haven't met in his role

Paul is a comedian with a point of view and commentary
And in this capacity, and gentlemen
Please welcome with me to the stage, my good
My compatriot, Paul

That was the sound of a golf
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a sound of a ball
generally you'll hear

That's the sound of a match a golfer and a ping-pong enthusiast

I golf today, 18 holes I played golf, wooo
I did good too, I think you would have been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't like very much
a vast number of sports that I'm not invlved in.
There's skiing
In to water ski, really you should swim, right?
You're not gonna stay up all the time, now
And I don't like to swim,
You know swimming is to me?
Staying when I'm in the water.

I'll do to stay afloat
swallow Co2 cartriges

But I didn't come out here to talk about
I really, I came out here, Peter talks about
And I cannot think of one material object that has more status in country
Than the
And it starts at a early age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, kids want the car,
They get cheaters so they can drive
You get a learners permit at 15, a permit at 14
And it's, I guess it's necessary because
You a lot of face calling up a girl and asking her
If you can peddle right over and pick her up,

They don't go for that any more
And if you look back on all the times you had the
Aside from a few interesting saturday
You got to admit that one of the nicest of all
Was a afternoon, if you could get the car
You come down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, gonna the car, ha haaa
Beautiful day for a drive, I I'll go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and then they level you with that giant killer,
YOU DONE YOUR HOMEWORK?

If you were fast, say, mom, dad, have I done my homework?
Run out the
You pick up 3 other great pretenders, 3 oclock in the
The time is now 10 oclock in the
The 4 guys are in the same car
Well, you wanna do?
I know, whada you wanna do?
Hey, we've been for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, that?
Lets go to a resturant and look at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, here they are, but they're all our high school
Wait a minute, there's a car over there
a place right next to them, lets go get it

Don't at 'em
the conversation in the girls car you never heard

Here they
they are
Don't at 'em

Remember the time when drive-ins opened
And the used to come out to take your order?
Now you're you know, if you get a girl in slacks who delivers it
I understand even putting in conveyor belts in some drive-in resturants
There was a time when the little girls came running out in short skirts
Remember
You in
And the little would come running up
May I take order sir?
Yes, but I believe it's on the menu, ha ha
They don't, don't let you flirt any more now
They give you a green box with a white button on it
A little grill, right

Oh, ok, um, like one cheeseburger deluxe special extra
The one you have out here with the white cup
With that whatever in there, we'll take it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd like two medium rare with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for spoons you know
And we'd like two strawberry shakes
Water them down, or milk down a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody here chapped lips and they'd like it thin
Can, you understand I mean?
Are you

Well, you tell us what we have please?

And four
take it
And you get your food order in, you got at least 40 minutes to wait
Even if it's just a cup of you got 40 minutes to wait
And you get out of your car, right
Remember there was a time drive-ins first opened
You used to pull in and get out, exchange hellos,
Evidentally people were getting out and exchanging
Something a little heavier hellos and greetings
They have policemen there to you in your car
You can be 47 years old and drop your credit cards on the
Officer, that's my
I don't who you are kid back in the car
If you do get out, you be very careful
the new resturants have radar now
So you have to on your belly between the cars
You get to the side of the car

Psssst here!
I can't come up, they'll me
Put your window

windows, huh?
Whoo, this is a pretty car
Hey, a pretty fancy broad

If you did manage to get out of the drive-in resturant without being
There was a sporting event taking place at the light
Remember, all of two characters
Mr. Businessman who drove a 4-door sedan with black-wall tires
transmission
Seated next to him in a gray primer coated Ford
With it's rear end 2 inches off the
Tomato cans for
With his back to the drivers window, his left arm draped over the steering
His hand gripped onto the gearshift lever
A on lips sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his tightened, and
Those of you who are not sure what I mean
By having bands tightened
The are the rings in an automatic transmission
Which affect the gear change
Uh huh, give you an example
is an automobile with tight bands

This is an automobile with loose

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his tightened
And he thinks that he will THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched these 2 fingers up his left arm
This is the universal signlanguage among teenagers for
You probably recall Winston Churchill during the war
Which everyone assumed meant V for
Actually if you'll also Winston Churchill smokes a cigar, right?
He to hold it in here, right?
And occationally he turn to his friends on the stage and say
Want a
See, and the kids it up
The light
The light changes to and Mr. Businessman decides to get very daring
He the automatic transmission down into low
He puts one foot on the
Still holding the foot on the brake, in order to get extra fast start
He pulls the automatic transmission into low
And pushes down on the accelerator five
The car is internally
He knows, he knows, he knows he's gonna have to another band job
not gonna let THE KID show him up
The light changes to green, Mr. is off

Looks at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 miles an
out the window and The Kids not even there
You what's there?

He in the rear view mirror and The Kids still back at the corner
He never anybody
He just there and scares the hell out of them