Luyện nghe bài hát PAULTALK

I'd like to call somebody to the stage you know as a folk singer
But that you met in his other role

is a comedian with a unique point of view and commentary
And in this capacity, and gentlemen
Please welcome with me to the stage, my good
My compatriot, Stookey

That was the of a golf ball
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a sound of a ball
generally you'll hear

That's the of a match between a golfer and a ping-pong enthusiast

I golf today, 18 holes I played golf, wooo
I did pretty too, I think you would have been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't like sports much
There's a number of sports that I'm not invlved in.
There's skiing
In to water ski, really you should swim, right?
not gonna stay up there all the time, now
And I don't like to swim,
You what swimming is to me?
Staying alive I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to afloat
Even swallow Co2

But I didn't out here to talk about sports
I really, I came out here, Peter talks status
And I cannot think of one material object that has more status in country
Than the
And it at a very early age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, kids want the car,
They get cheaters so they can drive
You get a learners permit at 15, a cheaters at 14
And it's, I guess really necessary because
You a lot of face calling up a girl and asking her
If you can right over and pick her up, right?

They don't really go for that any
And if you back on all the times you had the automobile
Aside from a few saturday evenings
You got to admit one of the nicest times of all
Was a afternoon, if you could get the car
You come down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, take the car, ha haaa
Beautiful day for a drive, I I'll go out
Ha haaa haaa ha

And then, and they level you with that giant killer, right?
HAVE YOU DONE YOUR

If you were fast, you'd say, mom, dad, have I done my
Run out the
You pick up 3 great pretenders, 3 oclock in the afternoon
The time is now 10 oclock in the
The 4 guys are in the same car
Well, whata you do?
I know, whada you wanna do?
Hey, been driving for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, what's
Lets go to a drive-in resturant and at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, here they are, but they're all our high school
Wait a minute, there's a car load over
a place right next to them, lets go get it

Don't at 'em
Here's the conversation in the girls car you heard

Here they
they are
Don't at 'em

the time when drive-ins first opened
And the girls used to come out to take order?
Now you're lucky you know, if you get a girl in slacks who it
I understand they're even putting in conveyor belts in some resturants
There was a time when the girls came running out in short little skirts
Remember
You in
And the little girl come running up
May I take your order
Yes, but I don't believe on the menu, ha ha
They don't, they don't let you any more now
They give you a little green box with a white on it
A speaker grill, right

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one deluxe special extra
The one you out here with the little white cup
With that whatever that's in there, we'll it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd two hamburgers medium rare with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for you know THICK
And we'd two strawberry shakes thin
Water them down, or milk down a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody here with lips and they'd like it thin
Can, you understand what I
Are you

Well, could you tell us what we have

And four
take it
And after you get your order in, you got at least 40 minutes to wait
Even if it's just a cup of coffee you got 40 to wait
And you get out of your car, right
there was a time when drive-ins first opened
You to pull in and get out, exchange hellos, greetings
Evidentally people were getting out and exchanging
Something a little heavier than hellos and
have policemen there to keep you in your car
You can be 47 years old and drop your credit cards on the
Officer, my wallet
I don't who you are kid back in the car
If you do get out, you be very careful
the new resturants have radar now
So you have to crawl on belly between the cars
You get to the side of the car

Psssst here!
I can't come up, they'll me
Put down your

windows, huh?
Whoo, this is a fancy car
Hey, you're a fancy broad

If you did manage to get out of the drive-in resturant without maimed
There was a sporting event place at the traffic light
Remember, all of two characters
Mr. Businessman who drove a 4-door family sedan black-wall tires
transmission
Seated next to him in a 1941 gray primer coated
With it's rear end 2 off the ground
Tomato for mufflers
With his back to the window, his left arm draped over the steering wheel
His right hand gripped onto the gearshift
A sneer on sat THE KID

Well, Mr. has just had his bands tightened, and
Those of you who are not quite what I mean
By having your tightened
The bands are the rings in an transmission
Which actually affect the change
Uh huh, give you an example
This is an with tight bands

This is an with loose bands

Well, Mr. Businessman has had his bands tightened
And he thinks that he show THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched these 2 fingers up over his arm
is the universal signlanguage among teenagers for dragging
You recall Winston Churchill during the war years
everyone assumed meant V for victory
Actually if you'll also recall Churchill smokes a cigar, right?
He to hold it in here, right?
And he would turn to his friends on the stage and say
a drag?
See, and the kids it up
The changes
The light changes to amber and Mr. Businessman decides to get daring
He pulls the transmission down into low
He puts one on the brake
Still holding the foot on the brake, in to get that extra fast start
He the automatic transmission down into low
And down on the accelerator five inches
The car is hemorraging
He knows, he knows, he knows he's gonna to have another band job
not gonna let THE KID show him up
The changes to green, Mr. Businessman is off

at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 miles an hour
Looks out the and The Kids not even there
You know there?

He looks in the rear view mirror and The Kids still back at the
He never anybody
He just sits there and the hell out of them