Luyện nghe bài hát PAULTALK

I'd like to call to the stage that you know as a folk singer
But that you haven't met in his other

Paul is a comedian with a unique of view and commentary
And in capacity, ladies and gentlemen
Please welcome with me to the stage, my good
My compatriot, Stookey

That was the sound of a golf
Or if you're a enthusiast, that was a sound of a ping-pong ball
Except you'll hear

That's the of a match between a golfer and a ping-pong enthusiast

I played today, 18 holes I played golf, wooo
I did pretty too, I think you would have been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I like sports very much
There's a vast number of sports I'm not invlved in.
There's skiing
In order to water ski, really you should swim,
not gonna stay up there all the time, now
And I like to swim, really
You know what is to me?
Staying alive I'm in the water.

I'll do to stay afloat
swallow Co2 cartriges

But I come out here to talk about sports
I really, I out here, Peter talks about status
And I cannot think of one material object that has more in this country
Than the
And it starts at a early age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, want the car, right?
They get permits so they can drive
You get a learners permit at 15, a cheaters at 14
And it's, I guess really necessary because
You lose a lot of face calling up a girl and her
If you can peddle right over and pick her up,

don't really go for that any more
And if you back on all the times you had the automobile
Aside from a few interesting evenings
You got to admit that one of the nicest of all
Was a afternoon, if you could get the car
You come down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, take the car, ha haaa
Beautiful day for a drive, I think go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and then they you with that giant killer, right?
YOU DONE YOUR HOMEWORK?

If you were fast, you'd say, mom, dad, I done my homework?
Run out the
You up 3 other great pretenders, 3 oclock in the afternoon
The is now 10 oclock in the evening
The 4 guys are in the same car
Well, whata you do?
I don't know, whada you do?
Hey, we've been driving for 7
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, what's
Lets go to a drive-in resturant and at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, here are, but they're all from our high school
Wait a minute, there's a car over there
a place right next to them, lets go get it

Don't at 'em
the conversation in the girls car you never heard

Here come
they are
Don't at 'em

Remember the time when first opened
And the girls used to out to take your order?
Now you're lucky you know, if you get a girl in who delivers it
I understand they're even putting in conveyor belts in some resturants
There was a time when the girls came running out in short little skirts
them?
You in
And the little girl would running up
May I take order sir?
Yes, but I don't it's on the menu, ha ha
They don't, they don't let you any more now
They you a little green box with a white button on it
A little grill, right

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one deluxe special extra
The one you have out here with the white cup
With that whatever in there, we'll take it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd like two hamburgers rare with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for spoons you THICK
And we'd two strawberry shakes thin
Water them down, or milk down a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody with chapped lips and they'd like it thin
Can, you understand what I
Are you

Well, you tell us what we have please?

And four
We'll it
And after you get your food order in, you got at least 40 to wait
if it's just a cup of coffee you got 40 minutes to wait
And you cannot get out of car, right
Remember there was a time when drive-ins opened
You to pull in and get out, exchange hellos, greetings
some people were getting out and exchanging
Something a little heavier than and greetings
They have there to keep you in your car
You can be 47 years old and drop credit cards on the ground
Officer, that's my
I care who you are kid back in the car
If you do get out, you gotta be very
the new resturants have radar now
So you have to on your belly between the cars
You get over to the of the car

Psssst here!
I can't come up, they'll me
Put down window

Power windows,
Whoo, this is a fancy car
Hey, you're a fancy broad

If you did manage to get out of the drive-in without being maimed
There was a event taking place at the traffic light
Remember, all of two characters
Mr. who drove a 4-door family sedan with black-wall tires
transmission
Seated next to him in a gray primer coated Ford
With it's rear end 2 inches off the
Tomato cans for
With his back to the window, his left arm draped over the steering wheel
His right hand gripped onto the lever
A on lips sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has had his bands tightened, and
Those of you who are not quite sure I mean
By having your bands
The bands are the in an automatic transmission
Which actually affect the change
Uh huh, give you an example
This is an automobile tight bands

is an automobile with loose bands

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his tightened
And he thinks that he will THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched these 2 fingers up over his arm
This is the universal signlanguage among for dragging
You probably recall Winston Churchill during the war
Which everyone assumed meant V for
Actually if you'll also recall Winston smokes a cigar, right?
He used to hold it in here,
And he would turn to his friends on the stage and say
a drag?
See, and the kids it up
The changes
The light changes to amber and Mr. Businessman to get very daring
He pulls the automatic transmission into low
He puts one foot on the
Still the foot on the brake, in order to get that extra fast start
He pulls the automatic transmission into low
And down on the accelerator five inches
The car is hemorraging
He knows, he knows, he knows he's have to have another band job
He's not let THE KID show him up
The changes to green, Mr. Businessman is off

Looks at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 an hour
Looks out the and The Kids not even there
You what's there?

He looks in the rear view mirror and The still back at the corner
He never anybody
He just there and scares the hell out of them