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I'd like to call somebody to the stage that you know as a folk
But that you haven't met in his other

Paul is a comedian with a unique of view and commentary
And in this capacity, ladies and
Please welcome with me to the stage, my good
My compatriot, Stookey

was the sound of a golf ball
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a of a ping-pong ball
generally you'll hear

That's the sound of a match between a golfer and a enthusiast

I played golf today, 18 I played golf, wooo
I did good too, I think you would have been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I like sports very much
There's a vast of sports that I'm not invlved in.
There's water
In order to water ski, really you should swim,
You're not stay up there all the time, now
And I don't to swim, really
You know swimming is to me?
Staying alive I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to stay
swallow Co2 cartriges

But I didn't out here to talk about sports
I really, I came out here, talks about status
And I cannot think of one material object that has more in this country
the automobile
And it starts at a very early age now,
I mean, now at 14, want the car, right?
They get cheaters so they can drive
You get a learners permit at 15, a cheaters at 14
And it's, I guess it's really necessary
You lose a lot of face up a girl and asking her
If you can peddle right over and pick her up,

They really go for that any more
And if you back on all the times you had the automobile
Aside a few interesting saturday evenings
You got to admit that one of the times of all
Was a sunday afternoon, if you get the car
You come down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, gonna take the car, ha
Beautiful day for a drive, I think go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and then they level you with giant killer, right?
YOU DONE YOUR HOMEWORK?

If you were fast, you'd say, mom, dad, have I done my
Run out the
You pick up 3 other great pretenders, 3 oclock in the
The is now 10 oclock in the evening
The same 4 are in the same car
Well, you wanna do?
I don't know, you wanna do?
Hey, been driving for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, that?
Lets go to a drive-in resturant and at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, here they are, but they're all from our school
Wait a minute, there's a car load over
There's a place right next to them, go get it

Don't at 'em
Here's the conversation in the car you never heard

Here they
There are
Don't at 'em

the time when drive-ins first opened
And the girls used to come out to your order?
Now you're lucky you know, if you get a in slacks who delivers it
I they're even putting in conveyor belts in some drive-in resturants
There was a time the little girls came running out in short little skirts
them?
You in
And the little girl would come up
May I your order sir?
Yes, but I don't it's on the menu, ha ha
They don't, don't let you flirt any more now
They you a little green box with a white button on it
A speaker grill, right

Oh, ok, um, We'd one cheeseburger deluxe special extra
The one you have out here with the little cup
With that whatever in there, we'll take it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd like two hamburgers medium rare with on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for spoons you know
And we'd like two shakes thin
Water them down, or milk down a little, ok
'Cause we got here with chapped lips and they'd like it thin
Can, you what I mean?
Are you

Well, you tell us what we have please?

And four
We'll it
And after you get your food order in, you got at least 40 minutes to
if it's just a cup of coffee you got 40 minutes to wait
And you cannot get out of your car,
Remember was a time when drive-ins first opened
You used to pull in and get out, exchange hellos,
some people were getting out and exchanging
Something a little than hellos and greetings
They policemen there to keep you in your car
You can be 47 years old and your credit cards on the ground
Officer, my wallet
I care who you are kid back in the car
If you do get out, you be very careful
Because the new resturants radar now
So you have to crawl on your belly the cars
You get to the side of the car

Psssst here!
I can't come up, spot me
Put down your

Power windows,
Whoo, this is a pretty car
Hey, you're a fancy broad

If you did manage to get out of the drive-in resturant being maimed
There was a sporting event taking place at the traffic
Remember, with all of two
Mr. Businessman who drove a family sedan with black-wall tires
Automatic
Seated next to him in a 1941 gray primer coated
it's rear end 2 inches off the ground
Tomato for mufflers
With his back to the drivers window, his left arm over the steering wheel
His right gripped onto the gearshift lever
A on lips sat THE KID

Well, Mr. has just had his bands tightened, and
of you who are not quite sure what I mean
By having your bands
The bands are the rings in an automatic
Which actually affect the gear
Uh huh, I'll you an example
This is an automobile with bands

This is an automobile loose bands

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his bands
And he that he will show THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has these 2 fingers up over his left arm
This is the signlanguage among teenagers for dragging
You probably recall Churchill during the war years
Which everyone meant V for victory
Actually if you'll also recall Winston Churchill smokes a cigar,
He used to hold it in here,
And occationally he would turn to his on the stage and say
Want a
See, and the picked it up
The light
The changes to amber and Mr. Businessman decides to get very daring
He the automatic transmission down into low
He one foot on the brake
Still holding the on the brake, in order to get that extra fast start
He the automatic transmission down into low
And pushes down on the accelerator five
The car is hemorraging
He knows, he knows, he knows gonna have to have another band job
He's not gonna let THE KID him up
The light changes to green, Mr. is off

Looks at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 miles an
Looks out the and The Kids not even there
You know there?

He in the rear view mirror and The Kids still back at the corner
He races anybody
He just sits there and the hell out of them