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I'd like to call somebody to the that you know as a folk singer
But you haven't met in his other role

Paul is a comedian with a point of view and commentary
And in this capacity, and gentlemen
welcome with me to the stage, my good friend
My compatriot, Paul

That was the sound of a golf
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a sound of a ping-pong
Except generally hear

That's the sound of a match a golfer and a ping-pong enthusiast

I played golf today, 18 holes I golf, wooo
I did pretty good too, I think you would have been proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't sports very much
There's a vast number of sports I'm not invlved in.
There's water
In order to water ski, really you should swim,
You're not gonna stay up all the time, now
And I don't to swim, really
You know swimming is to me?
alive when I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to stay
Even Co2 cartriges

But I didn't out here to talk about sports
I really, I came out here, Peter talks status
And I think of one material object that has more status in this country
the automobile
And it starts at a very early age now,
I mean, now at 14, kids the car, right?
They get cheaters permits so they can
You get a permit at 15, a cheaters permit at 14
And it's, I guess really necessary because
You lose a lot of calling up a girl and asking her
If you can peddle right over and pick her up,

They don't really go for any more
And if you look on all the times you had the automobile
Aside a few interesting saturday evenings
You got to admit that one of the times of all
Was a sunday afternoon, if you get the car
You come down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, take the car, ha haaa
Beautiful day for a drive, I I'll go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and then level you with that giant killer, right?
YOU DONE YOUR HOMEWORK?

If you were fast, you'd say, mom, dad, have I my homework?
Run out the
You pick up 3 great pretenders, 3 oclock in the afternoon
The time is now 10 in the evening
The same 4 guys are in the car
Well, you wanna do?
I don't know, whada you do?
Hey, we've been driving for 7
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, that?
Lets go to a drive-in and look at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, here they are, but they're all from our school
Wait a minute, there's a car load there
There's a place next to them, lets go get it

look at 'em
Here's the conversation in the girls car you never

Here come
they are
Don't at 'em

Remember the when drive-ins first opened
And the girls used to come out to your order?
Now lucky you know, if you get a girl in slacks who delivers it
I understand they're putting in conveyor belts in some drive-in resturants
was a time when the little girls came running out in short little skirts
Remember
You in
And the little would come running up
May I take your order
Yes, but I don't believe on the menu, ha ha
They don't, they don't let you any more now
They you a little green box with a white button on it
A little speaker grill,

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one cheeseburger special extra
The one you out here with the little white cup
With that whatever that's in there, take it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd like two hamburgers medium rare everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for spoons you know
And we'd two strawberry shakes thin
Water them down, or milk down a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody here with chapped lips and like it thin
Can, you understand what I
Are you

Well, could you tell us what we please?

And four
take it
And you get your food order in, you got at least 40 minutes to wait
if it's just a cup of coffee you got 40 minutes to wait
And you cannot get out of your car,
Remember there was a time when first opened
You used to in and get out, exchange hellos, greetings
Evidentally some people were getting out and
Something a little heavier than hellos and
have policemen there to keep you in your car
You can be 47 years old and drop credit cards on the ground
Officer, that's my
I care who you are kid back in the car
If you do get out, you gotta be careful
Because the new resturants radar now
So you to crawl on your belly between the cars
You get over to the of the car

Psssst here!
I come up, they'll spot me
Put down your

windows, huh?
Whoo, this is a fancy car
Hey, a pretty fancy broad

If you did manage to get out of the drive-in resturant without maimed
There was a sporting event place at the traffic light
Remember, with all of two
Mr. Businessman who drove a 4-door family sedan with black-wall
Automatic
Seated next to him in a 1941 gray primer coated
With rear end 2 inches off the ground
Tomato for mufflers
With his back to the drivers window, his left arm draped over the steering
His hand gripped onto the gearshift lever
A sneer on sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his tightened, and
Those of you who are not quite what I mean
By having your bands
The bands are the rings in an automatic
Which actually affect the change
Uh huh, I'll give you an
This is an automobile with bands

This is an automobile loose bands

Well, Mr. has just had his bands tightened
And he thinks that he will THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched these 2 fingers up his left arm
This is the signlanguage among teenagers for dragging
You probably Winston Churchill during the war years
Which assumed meant V for victory
if you'll also recall Winston Churchill smokes a cigar, right?
He used to hold it in here,
And occationally he would to his friends on the stage and say
a drag?
See, and the picked it up
The changes
The light changes to amber and Mr. Businessman decides to get very
He pulls the transmission down into low
He puts one foot on the
Still holding the on the brake, in order to get that extra fast start
He the automatic transmission down into low
And pushes on the accelerator five inches
The car is internally
He knows, he knows, he he's gonna have to have another band job
He's not gonna let THE KID him up
The light to green, Mr. Businessman is off

Looks at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 miles an
Looks out the window and The not even there
You know there?

He looks in the rear view mirror and The Kids still at the corner
He never races
He just there and scares the hell out of them