Luyện nghe bài hát PAULTALK

I'd like to call to the stage that you know as a folk singer
But that you haven't met in his other

is a comedian with a unique point of view and commentary
And in this capacity, and gentlemen
Please with me to the stage, my good friend
My compatriot, Stookey

That was the sound of a ball
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, was a sound of a ping-pong ball
Except generally you'll

the sound of a match between a golfer and a ping-pong enthusiast

I played today, 18 holes I played golf, wooo
I did pretty good too, I think you would have been very of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't like very much
There's a vast number of sports that I'm not in.
water skiing
In order to water ski, really you swim, right?
You're not gonna up there all the time, now
And I don't to swim, really
You what swimming is to me?
Staying when I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to afloat
Even swallow Co2

But I didn't come out here to talk sports
I really, I out here, Peter talks about status
And I cannot think of one material that has more status in this country
the automobile
And it starts at a early age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, kids the car, right?
They get cheaters permits so can drive
You get a learners permit at 15, a permit at 14
And it's, I guess really necessary because
You lose a lot of face calling up a girl and her
If you can right over and pick her up, right?

They don't really go for that any
And if you look back on all the times you had the
Aside from a few interesting evenings
You got to that one of the nicest times of all
Was a sunday afternoon, if you get the car
You come down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, gonna the car, ha haaa
Beautiful day for a drive, I think go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and then they level you with that killer, right?
HAVE YOU YOUR HOMEWORK?

If you fast, you'd say, mom, dad, have I done my homework?
Run out the
You up 3 other great pretenders, 3 oclock in the afternoon
The is now 10 oclock in the evening
The same 4 guys are in the car
Well, whata you do?
I don't know, you wanna do?
Hey, we've been for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, that?
go to a drive-in resturant and look at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, here they are, but all from our high school
Wait a minute, there's a car load over
a place right next to them, lets go get it

Don't at 'em
Here's the conversation in the girls car you heard

Here they
There are
look at 'em

Remember the time when drive-ins opened
And the girls used to come out to take your
Now you're lucky you know, if you get a girl in who delivers it
I understand they're putting in conveyor belts in some drive-in resturants
There was a time when the little girls came running out in short skirts
Remember
You in
And the girl would come running up
May I take order sir?
Yes, but I don't believe on the menu, ha ha
They don't, they don't let you flirt any now
They give you a green box with a white button on it
A little speaker grill,

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one deluxe special extra
The one you out here with the little white cup
With whatever that's in there, we'll take it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd like two hamburgers medium with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two chocolate shakes, thick, for spoons you know THICK
And like two strawberry shakes thin
them down, or milk them down a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody with chapped lips and they'd like it thin
Can, you what I mean?
Are you

Well, could you tell us what we please?

And four
take it
And you get your food order in, you got at least 40 minutes to wait
Even if it's just a cup of coffee you got 40 minutes to
And you cannot get out of car, right
Remember there was a time when first opened
You used to pull in and get out, exchange hellos,
Evidentally people were getting out and exchanging
a little heavier than hellos and greetings
They policemen there to keep you in your car
You can be 47 years old and drop your cards on the ground
Officer, that's my
I don't who you are kid back in the car
If you do get out, you gotta be very
Because the new resturants have now
So you have to crawl on belly between the cars
You get to the side of the car

Psssst here!
I can't come up, spot me
Put down window

windows, huh?
Whoo, this is a fancy car
Hey, you're a pretty fancy

If you did to get out of the drive-in resturant without being maimed
There was a sporting event taking at the traffic light
Remember, all of two characters
Mr. Businessman who drove a 4-door sedan with black-wall tires
transmission
Seated to him in a 1941 gray primer coated Ford
With it's rear end 2 inches off the
Tomato for mufflers
With his back to the drivers window, his left arm over the steering wheel
His right gripped onto the gearshift lever
A on lips sat THE KID

Well, Mr. has just had his bands tightened, and
of you who are not quite sure what I mean
By having your bands
The bands are the rings in an transmission
Which affect the gear change
Uh huh, I'll give you an
This is an with tight bands

This is an with loose bands

Well, Mr. has just had his bands tightened
And he thinks he will show THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has these 2 fingers up over his left arm
This is the universal signlanguage teenagers for dragging
You probably recall Churchill during the war years
Which everyone assumed meant V for
Actually if you'll also recall Churchill smokes a cigar, right?
He to hold it in here, right?
And occationally he would turn to his on the stage and say
Want a
See, and the picked it up
The light
The light changes to and Mr. Businessman decides to get very daring
He pulls the automatic transmission down low
He puts one foot on the
Still holding the foot on the brake, in order to get extra fast start
He pulls the automatic transmission down low
And pushes down on the five inches
The car is hemorraging
He knows, he knows, he knows he's gonna have to have band job
He's not gonna let THE KID him up
The changes to green, Mr. Businessman is off

Looks at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 miles an
Looks out the window and The Kids not even
You know there?

He looks in the rear view mirror and The Kids still back at the
He never anybody
He just sits there and scares the hell out of