Luyện nghe bài hát PAULTALK

I'd like to call somebody to the stage you know as a folk singer
But you haven't met in his other role

Paul is a comedian with a unique point of and commentary
And in capacity, ladies and gentlemen
Please welcome with me to the stage, my friend
My compatriot, Stookey

That was the of a golf ball
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a sound of a ping-pong
generally you'll hear

That's the of a match between a golfer and a ping-pong enthusiast

I played golf today, 18 holes I played golf,
I did pretty good too, I think you have been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't like sports very
There's a vast number of sports I'm not invlved in.
There's skiing
In order to water ski, really you swim, right?
You're not stay up there all the time, now
And I don't like to swim,
You know what is to me?
Staying alive I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to stay
Even Co2 cartriges

But I didn't come out here to talk about
I really, I came out here, talks about status
And I cannot think of one material object that has more in this country
the automobile
And it starts at a very early age now,
I mean, now at 14, kids want the car,
They get cheaters so they can drive
You get a learners permit at 15, a permit at 14
And it's, I it's really necessary because
You lose a lot of face up a girl and asking her
If you can peddle over and pick her up, right?

They don't really go for any more
And if you look on all the times you had the automobile
Aside from a few interesting evenings
You got to admit that one of the times of all
Was a afternoon, if you could get the car
You come down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, gonna the car, ha haaa
Beautiful day for a drive, I I'll go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and then they level you with that killer, right?
HAVE YOU DONE YOUR

If you were fast, you'd say, mom, dad, have I done my
Run out the
You pick up 3 other great pretenders, 3 oclock in the
The time is now 10 oclock in the
The 4 guys are in the same car
Well, you wanna do?
I know, whada you wanna do?
Hey, been driving for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, that?
go to a drive-in resturant and look at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, here they are, but they're all from our high
Wait a minute, there's a car load over
There's a place right next to them, go get it

look at 'em
Here's the in the girls car you never heard

they come
There are
look at 'em

Remember the time drive-ins first opened
And the girls used to come out to take your
Now you're you know, if you get a girl in slacks who delivers it
I understand they're even putting in conveyor belts in drive-in resturants
There was a time when the little came running out in short little skirts
Remember
You in
And the little would come running up
May I take order sir?
Yes, but I don't believe on the menu, ha ha
don't, they don't let you flirt any more now
They give you a little green box with a white on it
A speaker grill, right

Oh, ok, um, We'd one cheeseburger deluxe special extra
The one you have out with the little white cup
With that whatever that's in there, we'll it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd like two hamburgers medium rare everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two chocolate shakes, thick, for spoons you know THICK
And we'd like two strawberry shakes
Water them down, or milk down a little, ok
we got somebody here with chapped lips and they'd like it thin
Can, you understand what I
Are you

Well, could you tell us what we have

And four
take it
And you get your food order in, you got at least 40 minutes to wait
if it's just a cup of coffee you got 40 minutes to wait
And you cannot get out of car, right
there was a time when drive-ins first opened
You used to in and get out, exchange hellos, greetings
Evidentally some people getting out and exchanging
Something a little than hellos and greetings
have policemen there to keep you in your car
You can be 47 years old and your credit cards on the ground
Officer, that's my
I don't care who you are kid in the car
If you do get out, you be very careful
Because the new have radar now
So you have to crawl on your between the cars
You get to the side of the car

Psssst here!
I can't up, they'll spot me
Put down window

Power windows,
Whoo, is a pretty fancy car
Hey, a pretty fancy broad

If you did manage to get out of the drive-in without being maimed
There was a sporting event place at the traffic light
Remember, all of two characters
Mr. Businessman who drove a 4-door sedan with black-wall tires
transmission
Seated next to him in a 1941 gray primer coated
it's rear end 2 inches off the ground
Tomato for mufflers
With his back to the window, his left arm draped over the steering wheel
His right hand onto the gearshift lever
A on lips sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his tightened, and
Those of you who are not sure what I mean
By having your bands
The bands are the rings in an automatic
Which actually affect the change
Uh huh, I'll you an example
This is an automobile tight bands

This is an automobile with loose

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his bands
And he thinks that he will THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched these 2 fingers up his left arm
This is the universal among teenagers for dragging
You probably Winston Churchill during the war years
Which everyone assumed V for victory
if you'll also recall Winston Churchill smokes a cigar, right?
He to hold it in here, right?
And occationally he turn to his friends on the stage and say
Want a
See, and the picked it up
The changes
The light changes to amber and Mr. decides to get very daring
He pulls the transmission down into low
He puts one on the brake
Still holding the foot on the brake, in to get that extra fast start
He the automatic transmission down into low
And pushes down on the accelerator five
The car is hemorraging
He knows, he knows, he knows he's have to have another band job
He's not let THE KID show him up
The light changes to green, Mr. is off

Looks at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 miles an
Looks out the window and The not even there
You know there?

He looks in the rear view mirror and The Kids still at the corner
He races anybody
He sits there and scares the hell out of them