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I'd like to somebody to the stage that you know as a folk singer
But that you haven't met in his other

Paul is a comedian a unique point of view and commentary
And in this capacity, and gentlemen
Please welcome me to the stage, my good friend
My compatriot, Stookey

That was the of a golf ball
Or if you're a enthusiast, that was a sound of a ping-pong ball
Except you'll hear

the sound of a match between a golfer and a ping-pong enthusiast

I golf today, 18 holes I played golf, wooo
I did pretty too, I think you would have been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't like sports very
a vast number of sports that I'm not invlved in.
There's water
In order to water ski, you should swim, right?
You're not gonna stay up all the time, now
And I don't like to swim,
You know swimming is to me?
Staying alive I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to stay
Even Co2 cartriges

But I didn't out here to talk about sports
I really, I out here, Peter talks about status
And I cannot think of one material object that has more in this country
the automobile
And it starts at a very early age now,
I mean, now at 14, kids want the car,
get cheaters permits so they can drive
You get a learners permit at 15, a permit at 14
And it's, I guess it's really necessary
You lose a lot of face up a girl and asking her
If you can peddle right over and her up, right?

They don't really go for any more
And if you look on all the times you had the automobile
Aside from a few saturday evenings
You got to that one of the nicest times of all
Was a afternoon, if you could get the car
You come down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, gonna the car, ha haaa
Beautiful day for a drive, I I'll go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and then level you with that giant killer, right?
HAVE YOU DONE YOUR

If you were fast, you'd say, mom, dad, have I done my
Run out the
You up 3 other great pretenders, 3 oclock in the afternoon
The is now 10 oclock in the evening
The same 4 are in the same car
Well, whata you do?
I don't know, you wanna do?
Hey, been driving for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, that?
go to a drive-in resturant and look at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, here they are, but they're all our high school
Wait a minute, there's a car load there
There's a right next to them, lets go get it

look at 'em
Here's the conversation in the girls car you heard

Here they
There are
Don't at 'em

Remember the when drive-ins first opened
And the girls used to come out to take order?
Now you're lucky you know, if you get a girl in who delivers it
I understand they're putting in conveyor belts in some drive-in resturants
There was a time when the little girls came running out in short skirts
them?
You in
And the little girl come running up
May I take order sir?
Yes, but I don't it's on the menu, ha ha
They don't, they don't let you any more now
give you a little green box with a white button on it
A speaker grill, right

Oh, ok, um, We'd one cheeseburger deluxe special extra
The one you out here with the little white cup
With that whatever in there, we'll take it, whatever it is
And uh, like two hamburgers medium rare with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for spoons you THICK
And we'd like two strawberry thin
them down, or milk them down a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody with chapped lips and they'd like it thin
Can, you understand what I
Are you

Well, could you tell us we have please?

And six-packs
take it
And after you get your food order in, you got at 40 minutes to wait
Even if it's a cup of coffee you got 40 minutes to wait
And you cannot get out of car, right
Remember there was a time when first opened
You used to pull in and get out, exchange hellos,
Evidentally people were getting out and exchanging
Something a little heavier than hellos and
They have policemen to keep you in your car
You can be 47 years old and drop your credit cards on the
Officer, that's my
I don't who you are kid back in the car
If you do get out, you gotta be careful
Because the new have radar now
So you have to crawl on your between the cars
You get to the side of the car

down here!
I can't come up, spot me
Put your window

Power windows,
Whoo, is a pretty fancy car
Hey, you're a pretty fancy

If you did to get out of the drive-in resturant without being maimed
There was a sporting event taking place at the light
Remember, all of two characters
Mr. Businessman who a 4-door family sedan with black-wall tires
Automatic
next to him in a 1941 gray primer coated Ford
With rear end 2 inches off the ground
cans for mufflers
With his back to the drivers window, his left arm draped over the wheel
His right hand gripped onto the lever
A on lips sat THE KID

Well, Mr. has just had his bands tightened, and
Those of you who are not quite what I mean
By having your bands
The bands are the in an automatic transmission
Which actually affect the gear
Uh huh, give you an example
This is an automobile with bands

is an automobile with loose bands

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his bands
And he thinks that he will THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched these 2 fingers up over his arm
This is the signlanguage among teenagers for dragging
You probably recall Winston during the war years
Which everyone assumed V for victory
Actually if you'll also recall Winston Churchill smokes a cigar,
He used to it in here, right?
And occationally he would turn to his friends on the and say
a drag?
See, and the picked it up
The light
The light changes to amber and Mr. decides to get very daring
He the automatic transmission down into low
He one foot on the brake
Still holding the foot on the brake, in order to get that extra start
He pulls the automatic transmission down low
And down on the accelerator five inches
The car is internally
He knows, he knows, he knows he's gonna have to another band job
not gonna let THE KID show him up
The light to green, Mr. Businessman is off

Looks at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 miles an
Looks out the window and The Kids not even
You what's there?

He looks in the rear mirror and The Kids still back at the corner
He never races
He just sits there and scares the hell out of