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I'd like to call somebody to the stage you know as a folk singer
But you haven't met in his other role

Paul is a comedian with a unique point of view and
And in capacity, ladies and gentlemen
Please with me to the stage, my good friend
My compatriot, Paul

That was the sound of a golf
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a sound of a ping-pong
Except generally hear

That's the sound of a match between a golfer and a enthusiast

I golf today, 18 holes I played golf, wooo
I did pretty good too, I think you would have been proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't like sports much
There's a vast number of sports that I'm not in.
There's skiing
In order to ski, really you should swim, right?
not gonna stay up there all the time, now
And I don't to swim, really
You know swimming is to me?
alive when I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to afloat
Even Co2 cartriges

But I didn't come out here to talk about
I really, I out here, Peter talks about status
And I think of one material object that has more status in this country
the automobile
And it starts at a very age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, want the car, right?
They get cheaters so they can drive
You get a learners permit at 15, a permit at 14
And it's, I guess it's really necessary
You lose a lot of calling up a girl and asking her
If you can peddle right and pick her up, right?

don't really go for that any more
And if you back on all the times you had the automobile
from a few interesting saturday evenings
You got to admit that one of the times of all
Was a afternoon, if you could get the car
You come down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, gonna take the car, ha
Beautiful day for a drive, I I'll go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and then they you with that giant killer, right?
HAVE YOU DONE HOMEWORK?

If you were fast, you'd say, mom, dad, have I done my
Run out the
You pick up 3 other great pretenders, 3 in the afternoon
The time is now 10 in the evening
The same 4 are in the same car
Well, whata you do?
I know, whada you wanna do?
Hey, we've been for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, what's
Lets go to a drive-in and look at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, they are, but they're all from our high school
a minute, there's a car load over there
There's a place next to them, lets go get it

Don't at 'em
the conversation in the girls car you never heard

Here come
they are
Don't at 'em

Remember the time when drive-ins first
And the girls used to come out to take order?
Now you're lucky you know, if you get a girl in slacks who it
I understand they're even putting in conveyor belts in some resturants
There was a time when the little girls came running out in short skirts
Remember
You in
And the girl would come running up
May I take your sir?
Yes, but I don't believe on the menu, ha ha
They don't, don't let you flirt any more now
They give you a little green box a white button on it
A little speaker grill,

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one cheeseburger deluxe extra
The one you have out here with the white cup
With that whatever that's in there, we'll take it, it is
And uh, we'd like two hamburgers medium rare everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for you know THICK
And we'd like two shakes thin
them down, or milk them down a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody here with chapped lips and they'd like it
Can, you understand what I
Are you

Well, could you tell us what we have

And four
We'll it
And after you get food order in, you got at least 40 minutes to wait
Even if it's just a cup of you got 40 minutes to wait
And you get out of your car, right
Remember there was a time when drive-ins first
You used to pull in and get out, hellos, greetings
Evidentally some people were out and exchanging
Something a heavier than hellos and greetings
They have there to keep you in your car
You can be 47 years old and drop credit cards on the ground
Officer, that's my
I don't who you are kid back in the car
If you do get out, you be very careful
Because the new resturants have now
So you to crawl on your belly between the cars
You get to the side of the car

Psssst here!
I come up, they'll spot me
Put down window

Power windows,
Whoo, this is a pretty car
Hey, a pretty fancy broad

If you did manage to get out of the resturant without being maimed
There was a sporting event taking at the traffic light
Remember, all of two characters
Mr. Businessman who drove a 4-door family sedan with black-wall
transmission
Seated next to him in a gray primer coated Ford
With it's rear end 2 off the ground
Tomato for mufflers
With his to the drivers window, his left arm draped over the steering wheel
His right gripped onto the gearshift lever
A on lips sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has had his bands tightened, and
of you who are not quite sure what I mean
By having your tightened
The bands are the rings in an transmission
Which actually affect the gear
Uh huh, give you an example
This is an with tight bands

This is an with loose bands

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his tightened
And he thinks that he will show THE KID a or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched these 2 fingers up over his arm
This is the universal signlanguage among teenagers for
You recall Winston Churchill during the war years
Which everyone meant V for victory
Actually if you'll recall Winston Churchill smokes a cigar, right?
He to hold it in here, right?
And occationally he would turn to his friends on the and say
Want a
See, and the kids it up
The light
The light changes to and Mr. Businessman decides to get very daring
He pulls the transmission down into low
He puts one foot on the
holding the foot on the brake, in order to get that extra fast start
He pulls the automatic transmission into low
And pushes down on the five inches
The car is internally
He knows, he knows, he knows he's gonna to have another band job
He's not gonna let THE KID him up
The light changes to green, Mr. is off

Looks at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 miles an
Looks out the window and The not even there
You know what's

He looks in the rear mirror and The Kids still back at the corner
He races anybody
He just sits there and scares the out of them