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I'd like to call somebody to the stage that you know as a singer
But that you haven't met in his other

Paul is a comedian with a unique of view and commentary
And in this capacity, ladies and
welcome with me to the stage, my good friend
My compatriot, Stookey

That was the of a golf ball
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a sound of a ping-pong
Except generally hear

the sound of a match between a golfer and a ping-pong enthusiast

I played today, 18 holes I played golf, wooo
I did pretty good too, I think you would have been very of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't like sports much
There's a vast number of sports that I'm not in.
There's water
In to water ski, really you should swim, right?
not gonna stay up there all the time, now
And I don't to swim, really
You what swimming is to me?
Staying alive I'm in the water.

I'll do to stay afloat
Even Co2 cartriges

But I didn't out here to talk about sports
I really, I out here, Peter talks about status
And I cannot think of one material object that has more status in this
the automobile
And it starts at a early age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, kids want the car,
They get permits so they can drive
You get a learners permit at 15, a permit at 14
And it's, I guess it's really necessary
You lose a lot of face calling up a girl and her
If you can peddle right over and her up, right?

They don't really go for that any
And if you back on all the times you had the automobile
Aside from a few saturday evenings
You got to admit one of the nicest times of all
Was a sunday afternoon, if you get the car
You come the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, gonna take the car, ha
Beautiful day for a drive, I I'll go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and they level you with that giant killer, right?
HAVE YOU DONE YOUR

If you were fast, you'd say, mom, dad, have I my homework?
Run out the
You pick up 3 other pretenders, 3 oclock in the afternoon
The time is now 10 in the evening
The same 4 are in the same car
Well, whata you do?
I know, whada you wanna do?
Hey, we've been driving for 7
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, what's
go to a drive-in resturant and look at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, here they are, but all from our high school
Wait a minute, there's a car load there
There's a place right to them, lets go get it

Don't at 'em
Here's the in the girls car you never heard

Here they
they are
Don't at 'em

Remember the time drive-ins first opened
And the girls used to come out to take your
Now you're you know, if you get a girl in slacks who delivers it
I understand even putting in conveyor belts in some drive-in resturants
There was a time when the little girls came running out in little skirts
Remember
You in
And the girl would come running up
May I take order sir?
Yes, but I don't believe on the menu, ha ha
don't, they don't let you flirt any more now
They give you a little green box a white button on it
A speaker grill, right

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one cheeseburger deluxe special
The one you have out with the little white cup
With that whatever that's in there, take it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd two hamburgers medium rare with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for spoons you THICK
And we'd two strawberry shakes thin
them down, or milk them down a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody here with chapped lips and they'd like it
Can, you what I mean?
Are you

Well, you tell us what we have please?

And four
take it
And after you get food order in, you got at least 40 minutes to wait
Even if it's just a cup of you got 40 minutes to wait
And you cannot get out of your car,
Remember there was a when drive-ins first opened
You to pull in and get out, exchange hellos, greetings
Evidentally some people were out and exchanging
a little heavier than hellos and greetings
They have there to keep you in your car
You can be 47 old and drop your credit cards on the ground
Officer, my wallet
I don't care who you are kid in the car
If you do get out, you gotta be careful
the new resturants have radar now
So you to crawl on your belly between the cars
You get to the side of the car

Psssst here!
I can't come up, they'll me
Put down your

Power windows,
Whoo, this is a pretty car
Hey, you're a fancy broad

If you did manage to get out of the drive-in resturant without being
There was a sporting event taking place at the traffic
Remember, with all of two
Mr. Businessman who drove a 4-door sedan with black-wall tires
transmission
Seated next to him in a 1941 gray coated Ford
With it's rear end 2 off the ground
Tomato for mufflers
With his back to the drivers window, his left arm draped the steering wheel
His right hand onto the gearshift lever
A sneer on sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has had his bands tightened, and
Those of you who are not quite sure I mean
By your bands tightened
The bands are the rings in an automatic
Which actually the gear change
Uh huh, I'll give you an
is an automobile with tight bands

This is an automobile with loose

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his bands
And he that he will show THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched these 2 up over his left arm
This is the signlanguage among teenagers for dragging
You recall Winston Churchill during the war years
Which assumed meant V for victory
Actually if you'll also recall Winston Churchill a cigar, right?
He to hold it in here, right?
And occationally he turn to his friends on the stage and say
Want a
See, and the kids it up
The light
The light to amber and Mr. Businessman decides to get very daring
He pulls the automatic transmission into low
He puts one foot on the
Still holding the foot on the brake, in to get that extra fast start
He pulls the automatic down into low
And pushes down on the accelerator inches
The car is hemorraging
He knows, he knows, he knows he's gonna have to another band job
He's not let THE KID show him up
The light changes to green, Mr. is off

Looks at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 miles an
Looks out the window and The Kids not there
You what's there?

He looks in the rear mirror and The Kids still back at the corner
He races anybody
He just sits and scares the hell out of them