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I'd like to call somebody to the stage that you as a folk singer
But that you haven't met in his other

Paul is a comedian with a point of view and commentary
And in this capacity, and gentlemen
welcome with me to the stage, my good friend
My compatriot, Paul

That was the of a golf ball
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a of a ping-pong ball
generally you'll hear

That's the of a match between a golfer and a ping-pong enthusiast

I played golf today, 18 holes I played golf,
I did pretty good too, I think you would been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I like sports very much
There's a vast number of sports that I'm not in.
There's water
In order to water ski, really you swim, right?
You're not gonna up there all the time, now
And I like to swim, really
You what swimming is to me?
alive when I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to afloat
swallow Co2 cartriges

But I didn't come out to talk about sports
I really, I came out here, Peter talks about
And I cannot think of one material that has more status in this country
the automobile
And it starts at a early age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, kids the car, right?
They get permits so they can drive
You get a permit at 15, a cheaters permit at 14
And it's, I guess it's really because
You a lot of face calling up a girl and asking her
If you can peddle right over and pick her up,

They don't really go for any more
And if you look back on all the you had the automobile
Aside from a few interesting saturday
You got to admit one of the nicest times of all
Was a afternoon, if you could get the car
You come down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, gonna the car, ha haaa
Beautiful day for a drive, I think go out
Ha haaa haaa ha

And then, and they level you with that giant killer, right?
YOU DONE YOUR HOMEWORK?

If you were fast, you'd say, mom, dad, have I done my
Run out the
You up 3 other great pretenders, 3 oclock in the afternoon
The time is now 10 oclock in the
The same 4 guys are in the car
Well, you wanna do?
I know, whada you wanna do?
Hey, we've driving for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, that?
Lets go to a drive-in resturant and look at the girls,
Oh, ok
Well, here they are, but they're all from our school
a minute, there's a car load over there
There's a place right to them, lets go get it

Don't at 'em
Here's the conversation in the car you never heard

Here they
There are
Don't at 'em

Remember the time when drive-ins opened
And the girls to come out to take your order?
Now you're lucky you know, if you get a girl in slacks who it
I they're even putting in conveyor belts in some drive-in resturants
There was a time when the girls came running out in short little skirts
them?
You in
And the little would come running up
May I take your sir?
Yes, but I don't believe on the menu, ha ha
They don't, don't let you flirt any more now
They give you a green box with a white button on it
A little speaker grill,

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one cheeseburger deluxe extra
The one you have out here with the white cup
that whatever that's in there, we'll take it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd like two hamburgers rare with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for spoons you THICK
And we'd like two strawberry shakes
Water them down, or them down a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody with chapped lips and they'd like it thin
Can, you what I mean?
Are you

Well, could you us what we have please?

And six-packs
We'll it
And after you get your order in, you got at least 40 minutes to wait
Even if it's just a cup of coffee you got 40 minutes to
And you get out of your car, right
Remember there was a when drive-ins first opened
You to pull in and get out, exchange hellos, greetings
Evidentally some people were out and exchanging
Something a little than hellos and greetings
They have policemen there to you in your car
You can be 47 years old and drop your credit on the ground
Officer, my wallet
I don't care who you are kid in the car
If you do get out, you gotta be very
the new resturants have radar now
So you have to crawl on belly between the cars
You get over to the of the car

Psssst here!
I can't come up, they'll me
Put down your

Power windows,
Whoo, is a pretty fancy car
Hey, you're a pretty fancy

If you did to get out of the drive-in resturant without being maimed
There was a event taking place at the traffic light
Remember, with all of two
Mr. Businessman who drove a 4-door sedan with black-wall tires
Automatic
Seated to him in a 1941 gray primer coated Ford
With it's end 2 inches off the ground
cans for mufflers
With his back to the drivers window, his left arm draped the steering wheel
His hand gripped onto the gearshift lever
A on lips sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his tightened, and
Those of you who are not quite sure what I
By having your tightened
The bands are the rings in an transmission
actually affect the gear change
Uh huh, give you an example
This is an automobile tight bands

is an automobile with loose bands

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his tightened
And he thinks that he will show THE KID a or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched 2 fingers up over his left arm
This is the universal signlanguage among teenagers for
You probably recall Churchill during the war years
Which everyone assumed meant V for
Actually if also recall Winston Churchill smokes a cigar, right?
He used to it in here, right?
And occationally he would to his friends on the stage and say
Want a
See, and the kids it up
The light
The light changes to amber and Mr. decides to get very daring
He pulls the automatic transmission into low
He puts one on the brake
Still the foot on the brake, in order to get that extra fast start
He pulls the automatic transmission down low
And pushes on the accelerator five inches
The car is internally
He knows, he knows, he knows he's gonna to have another band job
He's not gonna let THE KID him up
The light changes to green, Mr. is off

at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 miles an hour
Looks out the window and The not even there
You know what's

He in the rear view mirror and The Kids still back at the corner
He never races
He just sits and scares the hell out of them