Luyện nghe bài hát PAULTALK

I'd like to somebody to the stage that you know as a folk singer
But that you met in his other role

Paul is a comedian with a point of view and commentary
And in this capacity, and gentlemen
welcome with me to the stage, my good friend
My compatriot, Stookey

That was the sound of a ball
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a of a ping-pong ball
Except generally you'll

the sound of a match between a golfer and a ping-pong enthusiast

I played golf today, 18 holes I played golf,
I did pretty too, I think you would have been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I like sports very much
There's a vast number of sports I'm not invlved in.
There's skiing
In order to ski, really you should swim, right?
You're not gonna stay up all the time, now
And I don't like to swim,
You know swimming is to me?
Staying when I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to afloat
Even Co2 cartriges

But I didn't out here to talk about sports
I really, I came out here, Peter talks status
And I cannot think of one material object has more status in this country
the automobile
And it starts at a very age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, kids want the car,
They get cheaters permits so can drive
You get a learners at 15, a cheaters permit at 14
And it's, I it's really necessary because
You lose a lot of calling up a girl and asking her
If you can peddle over and pick her up, right?

They don't really go for any more
And if you look back on all the you had the automobile
Aside from a few saturday evenings
You got to admit that one of the times of all
Was a sunday afternoon, if you get the car
You come down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, gonna the car, ha haaa
day for a drive, I think I'll go out
Ha haaa haaa ha

And then, and then they level you with giant killer, right?
HAVE YOU DONE YOUR

If you were fast, you'd say, mom, dad, have I done my
Run out the
You pick up 3 other pretenders, 3 oclock in the afternoon
The is now 10 oclock in the evening
The 4 guys are in the same car
Well, you wanna do?
I know, whada you wanna do?
Hey, been driving for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, what's
Lets go to a drive-in and look at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, here they are, but they're all from our school
Wait a minute, there's a car load there
There's a place next to them, lets go get it

Don't at 'em
Here's the in the girls car you never heard

Here come
they are
Don't at 'em

Remember the time when drive-ins first
And the girls to come out to take your order?
Now lucky you know, if you get a girl in slacks who delivers it
I understand they're even in conveyor belts in some drive-in resturants
There was a when the little girls came running out in short little skirts
them?
You in
And the little girl come running up
May I your order sir?
Yes, but I don't it's on the menu, ha ha
They don't, they don't let you flirt any now
They give you a green box with a white button on it
A little grill, right

Oh, ok, um, We'd one cheeseburger deluxe special extra
The one you out here with the little white cup
With that whatever that's in there, we'll take it, it is
And uh, we'd two hamburgers medium rare with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for spoons you know
And like two strawberry shakes thin
Water them down, or them down a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody here with chapped and they'd like it thin
Can, you understand what I
Are you

Well, could you us what we have please?

And four
take it
And after you get your food order in, you got at least 40 to wait
Even if it's just a cup of you got 40 minutes to wait
And you cannot get out of car, right
Remember there was a when drive-ins first opened
You to pull in and get out, exchange hellos, greetings
Evidentally some people were out and exchanging
Something a little heavier than hellos and
have policemen there to keep you in your car
You can be 47 years old and drop your credit cards on the
Officer, my wallet
I don't care who you are kid in the car
If you do get out, you gotta be careful
the new resturants have radar now
So you have to on your belly between the cars
You get over to the of the car

Psssst here!
I can't come up, they'll me
Put down window

Power windows,
Whoo, this is a pretty car
Hey, you're a pretty broad

If you did manage to get out of the drive-in resturant without maimed
There was a sporting event place at the traffic light
Remember, with all of two
Mr. Businessman who drove a 4-door family with black-wall tires
transmission
Seated next to him in a 1941 gray coated Ford
With rear end 2 inches off the ground
cans for mufflers
With his back to the drivers window, his left arm draped the steering wheel
His hand gripped onto the gearshift lever
A on lips sat THE KID

Well, Mr. has just had his bands tightened, and
Those of you who are not quite sure what I
By your bands tightened
The bands are the rings in an automatic
Which affect the gear change
Uh huh, give you an example
is an automobile with tight bands

This is an automobile loose bands

Well, Mr. has just had his bands tightened
And he that he will show THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched these 2 up over his left arm
This is the universal signlanguage among for dragging
You probably recall Churchill during the war years
Which assumed meant V for victory
Actually if you'll also Winston Churchill smokes a cigar, right?
He to hold it in here, right?
And occationally he would turn to his friends on the and say
a drag?
See, and the kids it up
The changes
The light changes to amber and Mr. decides to get very daring
He the automatic transmission down into low
He puts one foot on the
Still holding the foot on the brake, in order to get that fast start
He pulls the automatic down into low
And pushes down on the five inches
The car is internally
He knows, he knows, he he's gonna have to have another band job
He's not let THE KID show him up
The changes to green, Mr. Businessman is off

at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 miles an hour
Looks out the window and The Kids not even
You what's there?

He looks in the rear view mirror and The Kids still back at the
He never races
He just sits there and scares the hell out of