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I'd like to somebody to the stage that you know as a folk singer
But you haven't met in his other role

Paul is a comedian a unique point of view and commentary
And in capacity, ladies and gentlemen
Please welcome with me to the stage, my friend
My compatriot, Paul

That was the of a golf ball
Or if you're a enthusiast, that was a sound of a ping-pong ball
Except you'll hear

That's the sound of a match a golfer and a ping-pong enthusiast

I played golf today, 18 I played golf, wooo
I did pretty too, I think you would have been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't like sports much
a vast number of sports that I'm not invlved in.
There's skiing
In order to ski, really you should swim, right?
not gonna stay up there all the time, now
And I like to swim, really
You know swimming is to me?
Staying alive I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to stay
Even swallow Co2

But I didn't come out here to talk about
I really, I came out here, Peter talks status
And I cannot think of one material object that has more status in country
Than the
And it starts at a very early age now,
I mean, now at 14, want the car, right?
They get cheaters permits so they can
You get a learners at 15, a cheaters permit at 14
And it's, I guess it's really because
You lose a lot of face up a girl and asking her
If you can right over and pick her up, right?

They don't really go for any more
And if you look back on all the times you had the
Aside a few interesting saturday evenings
You got to admit one of the nicest times of all
Was a afternoon, if you could get the car
You come down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, take the car, ha haaa
Beautiful day for a drive, I I'll go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and then they level you with that giant killer,
HAVE YOU DONE YOUR

If you were fast, say, mom, dad, have I done my homework?
Run out the
You pick up 3 other pretenders, 3 oclock in the afternoon
The is now 10 oclock in the evening
The 4 guys are in the same car
Well, you wanna do?
I don't know, you wanna do?
Hey, been driving for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, what's
Lets go to a resturant and look at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, they are, but they're all from our high school
Wait a minute, there's a car load there
a place right next to them, lets go get it

Don't at 'em
Here's the in the girls car you never heard

Here they
they are
Don't at 'em

Remember the when drive-ins first opened
And the used to come out to take your order?
Now you're lucky you know, if you get a in slacks who delivers it
I understand they're even in conveyor belts in some drive-in resturants
There was a time when the little girls came running out in short skirts
them?
You in
And the little girl come running up
May I your order sir?
Yes, but I don't it's on the menu, ha ha
don't, they don't let you flirt any more now
They give you a little box with a white button on it
A little grill, right

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one deluxe special extra
The one you have out here the little white cup
that whatever that's in there, we'll take it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd two hamburgers medium rare with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and like two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for spoons you know THICK
And we'd like two shakes thin
them down, or milk them down a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody here with chapped lips and they'd like it
Can, you understand what I
Are you

Well, could you tell us what we please?

And six-packs
take it
And you get your food order in, you got at least 40 minutes to wait
Even if it's just a cup of coffee you got 40 to wait
And you get out of your car, right
Remember there was a when drive-ins first opened
You used to pull in and get out, hellos, greetings
Evidentally some were getting out and exchanging
Something a little heavier than hellos and
They have policemen to keep you in your car
You can be 47 years old and drop your cards on the ground
Officer, that's my
I don't who you are kid back in the car
If you do get out, you gotta be careful
the new resturants have radar now
So you have to crawl on your between the cars
You get over to the of the car

Psssst here!
I can't up, they'll spot me
Put your window

windows, huh?
Whoo, this is a pretty car
Hey, you're a pretty broad

If you did to get out of the drive-in resturant without being maimed
There was a event taking place at the traffic light
Remember, all of two characters
Mr. Businessman who drove a family sedan with black-wall tires
Automatic
Seated next to him in a 1941 gray primer Ford
With it's end 2 inches off the ground
Tomato for mufflers
With his back to the drivers window, his left arm draped the steering wheel
His hand gripped onto the gearshift lever
A sneer on sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his tightened, and
of you who are not quite sure what I mean
By having bands tightened
The bands are the in an automatic transmission
Which actually affect the change
Uh huh, I'll you an example
This is an automobile with bands

This is an automobile loose bands

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his tightened
And he thinks that he show THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched these 2 fingers up over his arm
This is the universal among teenagers for dragging
You probably recall Winston during the war years
Which everyone meant V for victory
Actually if also recall Winston Churchill smokes a cigar, right?
He used to hold it in here,
And occationally he would turn to his on the stage and say
a drag?
See, and the kids it up
The light
The light changes to and Mr. Businessman decides to get very daring
He pulls the automatic transmission into low
He one foot on the brake
Still holding the foot on the brake, in to get that extra fast start
He pulls the transmission down into low
And down on the accelerator five inches
The car is hemorraging
He knows, he knows, he knows he's have to have another band job
not gonna let THE KID show him up
The light to green, Mr. Businessman is off

Looks at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 miles an
Looks out the window and The Kids not there
You what's there?

He looks in the rear view mirror and The Kids back at the corner
He never races
He just there and scares the hell out of them