I went down to meet my girlfriends for the ones who to moan and complain about their lives like me, But I got there, they were smiling, they were happy, I thought What's up with that?? What the hells up that? They we've just come from our life therapist who took us back to our lives gone by and man they were And now we feel okay our present cause We had one of a past And they Considering the state of your sad life, why you must been Some of cultural icon in an era gone by! Great. Thanks. Well, I got a session, I lay down on the and she said, Sleep! Sleep! Sleep! Sleep! And my mind it started reeling some psychedelic drug thing And I found myself in a (smelling very badly) I heard a grunt and everything went Well when I came to she said, "You're not going to like But your life was spent as an indigent serf And while a meal of roots and potatoes, You attacked by a wild boar." I said, "Well that sounds a lot like my last blind date, are you you didn't get the signals crossed?" She said, "I don't think So." I said, "Well, when I met this tragic, death, was I and indigent serf in a committed relationship?" She said, "No."
As if my life weren't bad enough, good I'm more depressed Cause I was just low life peasant, when I life regressed.
She said, "We're going to try again, usually the best possible Past comes to the forefront first but maybe there's something wrong with the default mechanism, lets give it another shot.
Well, she me back further and it got more scary I was an ice age chick who ate a berry And I stumbled out of my to die alone in the snow. I said, "Well I was this ice age chick, did I have a man to mine?" She said, "Honey, when you died you ten at the time." I said, "Well, they pretty young back then. . .."
She said, "No."
As if my life weren't bad enough now I'm more depressed Cause I was some low life peasant When I past regressed
I had a turns out, she was Cleopatra! I had friend . . .um . . . she was Cleopatra as well. I had a third friend. . . well, to say PMS that palace must have been a living hell But I wasn't there. I wasn't anywhere even that strata. Well, we kept my soul as it cycled on down the chain, and at every point along the spiral I out miserably.
Until finally, we my life as a plant. And i said, "Cross pollination! I'm LUCKY tonight!" She said, "You mugwort. And mugwort reproduces asexually. (Talk about setting an early for yourself.)
As if my weren't bad enough, well now I'm more depressed Cause I was just some low life A foul ignorant serf An ice age chick probably dug up by some kids. Even as a DAMN PLANT I couldn't get any
When I past regressed.