I went down to my girlfriends for lunch the ones who to moan and complain about their lives just me, But when I got there, they smiling, they were happy, I thought What's up with What the hells up with that? They said just come from our past life who took us to our lives gone by and man they were fine And now we feel okay our present cause We had one hell of a And they Considering the state of sad pathetic life, why you must have sort of cultural icon in an era gone by! Great. Thanks. Well, I got a session, I lay on the couch and she said, Sleep! Sleep! Sleep! Sleep! And my mind it started reeling like some psychedelic drug And I found in a field (smelling very badly) I heard a grunt and went black Well when I to she said, "You're not going to like this But your past life was spent as an serf And while foraging a of roots and potatoes, You were attacked by a boar." I said, "Well sounds a lot like my last blind date, are you sure you didn't get the signals crossed?" She said, "I don't think So." I said, "Well, when I met tragic, bloody death, was I and indigent in a satisfying committed relationship?" She said, "No."
As if my life weren't bad enough, lord I'm more depressed I was just some low life peasant, when I past regressed.
She said, "We're going to try this again, the best possible Past life comes to the forefront but maybe there's something wrong with the default mechanism, lets give it another shot.
Well, she me back further and it got more scary I was an ice age who ate a deadly berry And I stumbled out of my cave to die in the snow. I said, "Well when I was ice age chick, did I a man to call mine?" She said, "Honey, when you you were ten at the time." I said, "Well, started pretty young back then. . .."
She said, "No."
As if my weren't bad enough well now I'm more depressed Cause I was just some low peasant When I past life
I had a turns out, she was Cleopatra! I had friend . . .um . . . she was Cleopatra as well. I had a friend. . . well, suffice to say PMS around that palace must have a living hell But I wasn't there. I wasn't even near that strata. Well, we kept revisiting my as it cycled on down the food chain, and at every along the spiral I out miserably.
Until finally, we reached my as a plant. And i said, "Cross pollination! I'm LUCKY tonight!" She said, "You mugwort. And mugwort reproduces asexually. (Talk about an early precedent for yourself.)
As if my life bad enough, well now I'm more depressed I was just some low life peasant A foul smelling ignorant An ice age probably dug up by some school kids. Even as a DAMN I couldn't get any action
I past life regressed.