I went down to meet my for lunch the ones who to moan and complain about their lives just me, But when I got there, they smiling, they were happy, I thought What's up that?? What the hells up with that? They said we've come from our past life therapist who us back to our lives gone by and man they were And now we feel okay with our cause We had one hell of a And they Considering the state of your sad life, why you must have Some sort of icon in an era gone by! Great. Thanks. Well, I got a session, I lay down on the and she said, Sleep! Sleep! Sleep! Sleep! And my mind it started like some psychedelic drug thing And I found myself in a (smelling very badly) I heard a and everything went black Well I came to she said, "You're not going to like this But past life was spent as an indigent serf And foraging a meal of roots and potatoes, You were by a wild boar." I said, "Well that sounds a lot like my last blind date, are you you didn't get the signals crossed?" She said, "I don't think So." I said, "Well, when I met tragic, bloody death, was I and indigent serf in a satisfying relationship?" She said, "No."
As if my life weren't bad enough, lord I'm more depressed I was just some low life peasant, when I past regressed.
She said, "We're going to try this again, usually the best Past life comes to the forefront first but maybe there's something wrong with the default mechanism, give it another shot.
Well, she took me back and it got more scary I was an ice age chick who ate a deadly And I stumbled out of my to die alone in the snow. I said, "Well I was this ice age chick, did I have a man to mine?" She said, "Honey, when you you were ten at the time." I said, "Well, they pretty young back then. . .."
She said, "No."
As if my life weren't bad enough well now I'm more Cause I was just low life peasant I past life regressed
I had a turns out, she was Cleopatra! I had friend . . .um . . . she was Cleopatra as well. I had a friend. . . well, suffice to say PMS around that palace must have a living hell But I wasn't there. I anywhere even near that strata. Well, we revisiting my soul as it cycled on down the food chain, and at every point the spiral I out miserably.
Until finally, we my life as a plant. And i said, "Cross pollination! I'm LUCKY tonight!" She said, "You mugwort. And mugwort reproduces asexually. (Talk setting an early precedent for yourself.)
As if my life weren't bad enough, well now I'm more Cause I was just some low life A foul smelling serf An ice age chick probably dug up by school kids. Even as a PLANT I couldn't get any action
I past life regressed.