I went to meet my girlfriends for lunch the ones who to moan and complain about their lives just me, But when I got there, they were smiling, they happy, I thought What's up with What the hells up with that? They said we've just from our past life therapist who us back to our lives by and man they were fine And now we feel okay our present cause We had one of a past And said: the state of your sad pathetic life, why you must have Some of cultural icon in an era gone by! Great. Thanks. Well, I got a session, I lay on the couch and she said, Sleep! Sleep! Sleep! Sleep! And my mind it started reeling like psychedelic drug thing And I found myself in a (smelling very badly) I heard a and everything went black Well when I to she said, "You're not going to like this But your past life was as an indigent serf And while a meal of roots and potatoes, You attacked by a wild boar." I said, "Well that sounds a lot my last blind date, are you sure you didn't get the signals crossed?" She said, "I don't think So." I said, "Well, when I met tragic, bloody death, was I and indigent serf in a satisfying relationship?" She said, "No."
As if my life weren't bad enough, good lord I'm depressed I was just some low life peasant, when I life regressed.
She said, "We're going to try again, usually the best possible life comes to the forefront first but maybe there's something wrong with the default mechanism, lets give it another shot.
Well, she took me back further and it got scary I was an ice age chick who ate a berry And I stumbled out of my cave to die in the snow. I said, "Well I was this ice age chick, did I a man to call mine?" She said, "Honey, when you died you ten at the time." I said, "Well, started pretty young back then. . .."
She said, "No."
As if my life weren't bad enough well now I'm depressed Cause I was some low life peasant When I past life
I had a friend out, she was Cleopatra! I had another friend . . .um . . . she was as well. I had a friend. . . well, suffice to say PMS around that palace must have been a hell But I wasn't there. I wasn't anywhere even that strata. Well, we revisiting my soul as it cycled on down the chain, and at every point along the spiral I out miserably.
finally, we reached my life as a plant. And i said, "Cross pollination! I'm getting tonight!" She said, "You were mugwort. And reproduces asexually. (Talk about setting an precedent for yourself.)
As if my weren't bad enough, well now I'm more depressed Cause I was some low life peasant A foul smelling serf An ice age chick probably dug up by some kids. Even as a PLANT I couldn't get any action
I past life regressed.