I went to meet my girlfriends for lunch the ones who to moan and complain about their lives just me, But when I got there, they were smiling, they happy, I thought What's up with that?? the hells up with that? said we've just come from our past life who took us to our lives gone by and man they were fine And now we feel with our present cause We had one hell of a And said: Considering the state of your sad life, why you have been Some sort of cultural in an era gone by! Great. Thanks. Well, I got a session, I lay down on the and she said, Sleep! Sleep! Sleep! Sleep! And my mind it started reeling some psychedelic drug thing And I found myself in a field (smelling badly) I heard a and everything went black Well when I to she said, "You're not going to like this But your life was spent as an indigent serf And while foraging a meal of and potatoes, You attacked by a wild boar." I said, "Well that sounds a lot like my last blind date, are you sure you didn't get the signals crossed?" She said, "I don't So." I said, "Well, I met this tragic, bloody death, was I and indigent serf in a satisfying relationship?" She said, "No."
As if my life bad enough, good lord I'm more depressed I was just some low life peasant, when I life regressed.
She said, "We're to try this again, usually the best possible life comes to the forefront first but maybe there's something wrong with the default mechanism, lets give it another shot.
Well, she took me further and it got more scary I was an ice age chick who ate a deadly And I stumbled out of my to die alone in the snow. I said, "Well I was this ice age chick, did I a man to call mine?" She said, "Honey, when you you were ten at the time." I said, "Well, they started pretty young then. . .."
She said, "No."
As if my life weren't bad enough well now I'm more Cause I was just low life peasant When I past regressed
I had a friend out, she was Cleopatra! I had another friend . . .um . . . she was as well. I had a third friend. . . well, to say PMS around palace must have been a living hell But I wasn't there. I anywhere even near that strata. Well, we revisiting my soul as it cycled on down the food chain, and at point along the spiral I out miserably.
Until finally, we reached my as a plant. And i said, "Cross pollination! I'm LUCKY tonight!" She said, "You were mugwort. And reproduces asexually. (Talk about setting an precedent for yourself.)
As if my weren't bad enough, well now I'm more depressed I was just some low life peasant A smelling ignorant serf An ice age chick probably dug up by school kids. Even as a PLANT I couldn't get any action
I past life regressed.