Luyện nghe bài hát Parents Just Don't Understand

You know, parents are the same, no matter nor place
They don't understand that us kids are make some mistakes
So tell you other kids all the land
no need to argue, parents just don't understand

I one year, my mom took me school shoppin'
It was me, my brother, my mom, oh my pop
And my sister all hopped in the car
We downtown to the Gallery Mall
My mom started with the clothes she chose
I didn't say nothin' at first, I turned up my nose
She said, "What's wrong, the shirt costs dollars"
I said, "Mom, this shirt is plaid, with a collar"

The next hour was the same old thing
My mother buyin' me clothes from
And she lost her mind and did the ultimate
I her for Adidas, and she bought me Zips!
I said, "Mom, what are you doin'? ruin my rep"
She said, "You're 16, you don't have a rep yet"
I said, "Mom, let's put clothes back, please"
She said, "No, you go to school to learn, not for a show"

I said, "This isn't armor, c'mon mom, I'm not bousers
Mom, please put back the bottom, Brady Bunch trousers"
But if you don't want to I can live that, but
gotta put back the double-knit, reversible slacks

She wasn't with it, stayed the same
Inevitably, the first day of came
I thought I could get over, I tried to play
But my mom said, "No, no way, uh-uh, it"
There was I could do, I tried to relax
I got dressed up in those ancient
And when I in to school, it was just as I thought
The kids were up, laughin' at the clothes mom bought

And those who laughin' still had a ball
'Cuz they were pointing and as I walked down the hall
I got home and my mom how my day went
She said, "If they were you don't need 'em
'Cuz they're not friends"
For the next six hours I to explain to my mom
I was gonna have to go to just about 200 more times
So tell you other all across the land
There's no need to argue, parents don't understand

Okay, the situation
My parents went away on a vacation
And, left the keys to the brand new Porsche
Do mind? Mmm, well, of course not!
just take it for a little spin
And show it off to a couple of friends
I'll just it 'round the neighborhood
Well, maybe I shouldn't, yeah! Of I should!

Pay attention, here's the of the plot
I pulled up to the corner at the end of my
And when I saw this beautiful girly-girl walkin'
I picked up my car phone to perpetrate like I was
You shoulda seen this girls bodily
I my horn, just to get her attention
She said, "Was for me?" I said, "Yeah" She said, "Why?"
I said, "Come on and a ride with a hell of a guy"

She said, "How do I you're not sick
You could be deranged lunatic"
I said, "Come on, toots, my is the Prince
Besides, would a have a Porsche like this?"
She agreed, and we on our way
She was very good, so I was I, I must say, word!
We hit McDonalds, pulled up to the
We two Big Macs, and two large fries and Cokes

She kicked her shoes off onto the
She said, "Drive fast, speed me on"
She put her on my knee, I put my foot on the gas
We almost got whiplash, we took off so
The sun roof was open, the was high
And this girl's was thoroughly moving up my thigh
She had opened up three on her shirt so far
I guess why I didn't notice that police car

We're doin' in my mom's new Porsche
And to make long story short, short
When the cop pulled me over, I was scared as
I said, "I don't have a license, but I drive well, officer"
I had a heart-attack that day
Come to out the girl was a 12 year old runaway
I was arrested, the car was
There was no way for me to avoid being

My parents had to come off vacation and get me
I'd rather be in jail, than to my father hit me
My parents walked in and I got my
I said, "Uh mom, dad, how was trip?"
They didn't speak, I said, "I play my case"
But my father just shoved me in the car by my
was a hard ride home, I don't know how I survived it
They took turns, one would me while the other was drivin'

I can't believe it! I just a mistake
Well, parents are the same, no matter nor place
So tell you kids all across the land
it from me, parents just don't understand