Luyện nghe bài hát Parents Just Don't Understand

You know, parents are the same, no matter nor place
They understand that us kids are gonna make some mistakes
So tell you other kids all the land
There's no need to argue, parents just understand

I remember one year, my mom took me shoppin'
It was me, my brother, my mom, oh my pop
And my sister all hopped in the car
We headed to the Gallery Mall
My mom started with the clothes she chose
I say nothin' at first, I just turned up my nose
She said, "What's wrong, the shirt twenty dollars"
I said, "Mom, this shirt is plaid, a butterfly collar"

The next hour was the same old thing
My mother me clothes from 1963
And then she lost her mind and did the
I her for Adidas, and she bought me Zips!
I said, "Mom, what are you doin'? ruin my rep"
She said, "You're 16, you don't have a rep yet"
I said, "Mom, put these clothes back, please"
She said, "No, you go to to learn, not for a fashion show"

I said, "This shinin' armor, c'mon mom, I'm not bousers
Mom, please put back the bell bottom, Brady trousers"
But if you don't to I can live with that, but
You've gotta put back the double-knit, slacks

She wasn't with it, stayed the same
Inevitably, the first day of came
I I could get over, I tried to play sick
But my mom said, "No, no way, uh-uh, it"
was nothin' I could do, I tried to relax
I got up in those ancient artifacts
And I walked in to school, it was just as I thought
The kids were crackin' up, at the clothes mom bought

And those who weren't laughin' had a ball
'Cuz were pointing and whistling as I walked down the hall
I got and told my mom how my day went
She said, "If were laughin' you don't need 'em
'Cuz not good friends"
For the next six hours I to explain to my mom
That I was gonna have to go to just 200 more times
So you other kids all across the land
There's no need to argue, parents just understand

Okay, here's the
My parents went away on a week's
And, they left the keys to the new Porsche
Do mind? Mmm, well, of course not!
I'll take it for a little spin
And show it off to a couple of friends
I'll just cruise it 'round the
Well, I shouldn't, yeah! Of course I should!

Pay attention, the thick of the plot
I pulled up to the corner at the end of my
And when I saw this beautiful girly-girl walkin'
I picked up my car phone to like I was talkin'
You shoulda this girls bodily dimensions
I honked my horn, just to get her
She said, "Was for me?" I said, "Yeah" She said, "Why?"
I said, "Come on and take a ride a hell of a guy"

She said, "How do I know not sick
You could be deranged lunatic"
I said, "Come on, toots, my name is the
Besides, would a lunatic have a Porsche this?"
She agreed, and we on our way
She was very good, so I was I, I must say, word!
We hit McDonalds, up to the driveway
We ordered two Big Macs, and two large fries and

She kicked her off onto the floor
She said, "Drive fast, speed me on"
She put her hand on my knee, I put my on the gas
We almost got whiplash, we took off so
The sun roof was open, the was high
And this girl's hand was thoroughly up my thigh
She had up three buttons on her shirt so far
I guess that's why I notice that police car

doin' ninety in my mom's new Porsche
And to make this long story short,
When the cop pulled me over, I was as hell
I said, "I don't have a license, but I very well, officer"
I almost had a heart-attack day
Come to find out the was a 12 year old runaway
I was arrested, the car was
There was no way for me to avoid being

My parents had to off from vacation and get me
I'd rather be in jail, to have my father hit me
My parents in and I got my grip
I said, "Uh mom, dad, how was trip?"
They didn't speak, I said, "I play my case"
But my father just shoved me in the car by my
That was a hard ride home, I don't know how I it
They took turns, one beat me while the other was drivin'

I can't believe it! I just made a
Well, parents are the same, no matter nor place
So tell you other all across the land
it from me, parents just don't understand