You know, parents are the same, no matter time nor don't understand that us kids are gonna make some mistakes So tell you other kids all the land There's no need to argue, parents just understand
I remember one year, my mom took me shoppin' It was me, my brother, my mom, oh my pop And my sister all hopped in the car We headed downtown to the Mall My mom started buggin' the clothes she chose I didn't say nothin' at first, I turned up my nose She said, "What's wrong, the costs twenty dollars" I said, "Mom, this shirt is plaid, with a collar"
The half hour was the same old thing My mother buyin' me from 1963 And she lost her mind and did the ultimate I asked her for Adidas, and she me Zips! I said, "Mom, what are you You'll ruin my rep" She said, "You're 16, you don't have a rep yet" I said, "Mom, let's put these back, please" She said, "No, you go to school to learn, not for a show"
I said, "This shinin' armor, c'mon mom, I'm not bousers Mom, please put back the bell bottom, Brady trousers" But if you don't want to I can live that, but gotta put back the double-knit, reversible slacks
She with it, everything stayed the same Inevitably, the first day of school I thought I could get over, I tried to sick But my mom said, "No, no way, uh-uh, it" was nothin' I could do, I tried to relax I got dressed up in those artifacts And when I in to school, it was just as I thought The kids were crackin' up, laughin' at the clothes mom
And those who laughin' still had a ball 'Cuz they were and whistling as I walked down the hall I got home and told my mom how my day She said, "If they were laughin' you need 'em 'Cuz not good friends" For the next six hours I tried to to my mom That I was gonna have to go to just about 200 times So you other kids all across the land There's no need to argue, just don't understand
Okay, here's the My parents went away on a vacation And, left the keys to the brand new Porsche Do they mind? Mmm, well, of not! I'll just it for a little spin And show it off to a couple of friends I'll just cruise it 'round the Well, I shouldn't, yeah! Of course I should!
Pay attention, the thick of the plot I pulled up to the at the end of my block And that's when I saw this beautiful walkin' I picked up my car phone to perpetrate I was talkin' You shoulda seen this girls dimensions I my horn, just to get her attention She said, "Was for me?" I said, "Yeah" She said, "Why?" I said, "Come on and a ride with a hell of a guy"
She said, "How do I know not sick You could be some lunatic" I said, "Come on, toots, my name is the Besides, would a lunatic have a like this?" She agreed, and we on our way She was very good, so I was I, I must say, word! We hit McDonalds, pulled up to the We ordered two Big Macs, and two large fries and
She kicked her shoes off onto the She said, "Drive fast, turns me on" She put her hand on my knee, I put my on the gas We almost got whiplash, we took off so The sun roof was open, the was high And this girl's was thoroughly moving up my thigh She had up three buttons on her shirt so far I guess why I didn't notice that police car
We're doin' ninety in my new Porsche And to make this story short, short When the cop pulled me over, I was scared as I said, "I don't have a license, but I drive well, officer" I almost had a heart-attack day Come to find out the was a 12 year old runaway I was arrested, the car was was no way for me to avoid being grounded
My parents had to come off vacation and get me I'd be in jail, than to have my father hit me My walked in and I got my grip I said, "Uh mom, dad, how was trip?" didn't speak, I said, "I wanna play my case" But my father shoved me in the car by my face That was a ride home, I don't know how I survived it They took turns, one would beat me the other was drivin'
I believe it! I just made a mistake Well, are the same, no matter time nor place So tell you other kids all across the Take it from me, parents just understand