You know, parents are the same, no matter time nor They don't understand that us kids are gonna make some So tell you other all across the land There's no need to argue, parents just understand
I one year, my mom took me school shoppin' It was me, my brother, my mom, oh my pop And my sister all hopped in the car We headed downtown to the Mall My mom started buggin' with the she chose I didn't say nothin' at first, I just turned up my She said, "What's wrong, the shirt costs dollars" I said, "Mom, this is plaid, with a butterfly collar"
The half hour was the same old thing My mother buyin' me clothes from And then she lost her and did the ultimate I her for Adidas, and she bought me Zips! I said, "Mom, what are you You'll ruin my rep" She said, "You're 16, you don't have a rep yet" I said, "Mom, let's put clothes back, please" She said, "No, you go to school to learn, not for a show"
I said, "This isn't shinin' armor, c'mon mom, I'm not Mom, please put back the bell bottom, Brady trousers" But if you don't want to I can with that, but You've gotta put the double-knit, reversible slacks
She with it, everything stayed the same Inevitably, the first day of school I I could get over, I tried to play sick But my mom said, "No, no way, uh-uh, it" There was I could do, I tried to relax I got dressed up in ancient artifacts And when I in to school, it was just as I thought The kids were crackin' up, laughin' at the clothes mom
And those who laughin' still had a ball 'Cuz they were pointing and whistling as I down the hall I got and told my mom how my day went She said, "If they were laughin' you don't 'em they're not good friends" For the six hours I tried to explain to my mom I was gonna have to go to just about 200 more times So tell you other kids all across the There's no to argue, parents just don't understand
Okay, here's the My parents away on a week's vacation And, left the keys to the brand new Porsche Do they Mmm, well, of course not! I'll just take it for a little And maybe it off to a couple of friends I'll just it 'round the neighborhood Well, I shouldn't, yeah! Of course I should!
Pay attention, here's the of the plot I pulled up to the at the end of my block And that's I saw this beautiful girly-girl walkin' I picked up my car to perpetrate like I was talkin' You shoulda this girls bodily dimensions I honked my horn, just to get her She said, "Was for me?" I said, "Yeah" She said, "Why?" I said, "Come on and take a ride a hell of a guy"
She said, "How do I know you're not You could be some lunatic" I said, "Come on, toots, my is the Prince Besides, a lunatic have a Porsche like this?" She agreed, and we on our way She was very good, so I was I, I must say, word! We hit McDonalds, pulled up to the We two Big Macs, and two large fries and Cokes
She kicked her shoes off onto the She said, "Drive fast, turns me on" She put her on my knee, I put my foot on the gas We got whiplash, we took off so fast The sun roof was open, the was high And this hand was thoroughly moving up my thigh She had opened up buttons on her shirt so far I guess that's why I didn't that police car
We're doin' ninety in my new Porsche And to make this long story short, When the cop me over, I was scared as hell I said, "I don't have a license, but I very well, officer" I almost had a that day Come to out the girl was a 12 year old runaway I was arrested, the car was There was no way for me to avoid being
My parents had to come off from and get me I'd rather be in jail, than to have my hit me My parents in and I got my grip I said, "Uh mom, dad, how was trip?" They didn't speak, I said, "I play my case" But my father just me in the car by my face That was a hard home, I don't know how I survived it They took turns, one would beat me the other was drivin'
I can't believe it! I made a mistake Well, parents are the same, no matter time nor So you other kids all across the land Take it me, parents just don't understand