You know, parents are the same, no matter nor place They don't understand us kids are gonna make some mistakes So tell you kids all across the land There's no need to argue, parents just don't
I one year, my mom took me school shoppin' It was me, my brother, my mom, oh my pop And my little sister all in the car We headed to the Gallery Mall My mom started buggin' with the clothes she I didn't say nothin' at first, I turned up my nose She said, "What's wrong, the shirt costs dollars" I said, "Mom, this is plaid, with a butterfly collar"
The half hour was the same old thing My mother me clothes from 1963 And she lost her mind and did the ultimate I her for Adidas, and she bought me Zips! I said, "Mom, what are you doin'? ruin my rep" She said, "You're 16, you don't have a rep yet" I said, "Mom, let's put these back, please" She said, "No, you go to school to learn, not for a show"
I said, "This isn't shinin' armor, c'mon mom, I'm not Mom, please put the bell bottom, Brady Bunch trousers" But if you don't want to I can with that, but You've gotta put back the double-knit, slacks
She with it, everything stayed the same Inevitably, the day of school came I thought I could get over, I tried to sick But my mom said, "No, no way, uh-uh, it" There was nothin' I could do, I tried to I got up in those ancient artifacts And I walked in to school, it was just as I thought The kids were crackin' up, laughin' at the clothes mom
And those who weren't still had a ball 'Cuz they were and whistling as I walked down the hall I got home and my mom how my day went She said, "If they were you don't need 'em they're not good friends" For the six hours I tried to explain to my mom That I was have to go to just about 200 more times So tell you other all across the land There's no need to argue, parents don't understand
Okay, the situation My parents away on a week's vacation And, they left the keys to the brand new Do they mind? Mmm, well, of not! I'll just take it for a little And show it off to a couple of friends I'll just cruise it 'round the Well, I shouldn't, yeah! Of course I should!
Pay attention, here's the thick of the I up to the corner at the end of my block And that's when I saw beautiful girly-girl walkin' I picked up my car to perpetrate like I was talkin' You shoulda seen this bodily dimensions I honked my horn, just to get her She said, "Was for me?" I said, "Yeah" She said, "Why?" I said, "Come on and take a ride with a of a guy"
She said, "How do I know not sick You could be deranged lunatic" I said, "Come on, toots, my name is the Besides, would a lunatic a Porsche like this?" She agreed, and we on our way She was lookin' very good, so I was I, I say, word! We hit McDonalds, pulled up to the We ordered two Big Macs, and two fries and Cokes
She kicked her shoes off the floor She said, "Drive fast, turns me on" She put her on my knee, I put my foot on the gas We almost got whiplash, we off so fast The sun was open, the music was high And this girl's was thoroughly moving up my thigh She had opened up three on her shirt so far I guess that's why I didn't notice police car
We're doin' ninety in my mom's new And to make long story short, short When the cop me over, I was scared as hell I said, "I have a license, but I drive very well, officer" I had a heart-attack that day Come to out the girl was a 12 year old runaway I was arrested, the car was There was no way for me to avoid being
My parents had to come off from and get me I'd rather be in jail, than to my father hit me My parents walked in and I got my I said, "Uh mom, dad, how was trip?" They didn't speak, I said, "I wanna my case" But my just shoved me in the car by my face That was a hard ride home, I don't how I survived it They took turns, one would beat me while the other was
I can't it! I just made a mistake Well, parents are the same, no time nor place So tell you other all across the land Take it me, parents just don't understand