Luyện nghe bài hát Parents Just Don't Understand

You know, are the same, no matter time nor place
They don't understand that us kids are gonna make mistakes
So tell you kids all across the land
There's no need to argue, parents don't understand

I remember one year, my mom me school shoppin'
It was me, my brother, my mom, oh my pop
And my little all hopped in the car
We headed to the Gallery Mall
My mom started with the clothes she chose
I didn't say at first, I just turned up my nose
She said, "What's wrong, the shirt costs dollars"
I said, "Mom, shirt is plaid, with a butterfly collar"

The half hour was the same old thing
My mother buyin' me from 1963
And then she lost her mind and did the
I her for Adidas, and she bought me Zips!
I said, "Mom, what are you doin'? ruin my rep"
She said, "You're only 16, you have a rep yet"
I said, "Mom, let's put clothes back, please"
She said, "No, you go to school to learn, not for a show"

I said, "This shinin' armor, c'mon mom, I'm not bousers
Mom, please put back the bottom, Brady Bunch trousers"
But if you don't want to I can live that, but
You've gotta put back the double-knit, slacks

She with it, everything stayed the same
Inevitably, the first day of came
I thought I get over, I tried to play sick
But my mom said, "No, no way, uh-uh, it"
There was I could do, I tried to relax
I got up in those ancient artifacts
And when I in to school, it was just as I thought
The kids were crackin' up, laughin' at the mom bought

And those who weren't laughin' had a ball
they were pointing and whistling as I walked down the hall
I got home and my mom how my day went
She said, "If they were you don't need 'em
'Cuz not good friends"
For the next six hours I to explain to my mom
That I was gonna have to go to about 200 more times
So tell you other kids all the land
There's no need to argue, parents just don't

Okay, the situation
My went away on a week's vacation
And, they left the keys to the brand new
Do mind? Mmm, well, of course not!
I'll just it for a little spin
And maybe show it off to a of friends
I'll just it 'round the neighborhood
Well, I shouldn't, yeah! Of course I should!

Pay attention, here's the thick of the
I pulled up to the at the end of my block
And that's when I saw this girly-girl walkin'
I picked up my car phone to perpetrate I was talkin'
You shoulda this girls bodily dimensions
I honked my horn, just to get her
She said, "Was for me?" I said, "Yeah" She said, "Why?"
I said, "Come on and a ride with a hell of a guy"

She said, "How do I know not sick
You could be deranged lunatic"
I said, "Come on, toots, my name is the
Besides, would a lunatic a Porsche like this?"
She agreed, and we on our way
She was lookin' good, so I was I, I must say, word!
We hit McDonalds, up to the driveway
We ordered two Big Macs, and two fries and Cokes

She kicked her shoes off the floor
She said, "Drive fast, turns me on"
She put her on my knee, I put my foot on the gas
We almost got whiplash, we off so fast
The sun was open, the music was high
And this girl's hand was thoroughly up my thigh
She had opened up three on her shirt so far
I that's why I didn't notice that police car

We're doin' ninety in my mom's new
And to make this story short, short
When the cop me over, I was scared as hell
I said, "I have a license, but I drive very well, officer"
I had a heart-attack that day
to find out the girl was a 12 year old runaway
I was arrested, the car was
There was no way for me to avoid being

My parents had to come off from and get me
I'd rather be in jail, than to have my hit me
My parents walked in and I got my
I said, "Uh mom, dad, how was trip?"
They didn't speak, I said, "I play my case"
But my father just shoved me in the car by my
That was a hard ride home, I know how I survived it
They took turns, one would beat me the other was drivin'

I can't believe it! I just a mistake
Well, parents are the same, no matter time nor
So tell you other kids all across the
it from me, parents just don't understand